Nebraskan nightmare edition
How does Dricus remove his condom? He farts
shit thread
A homophobe and a pedophile enter a thread. Oh, and France.
>>156840638Which one are you?
>>156840679;]
>>156840638
War machine simply acted out of passion guy has done his time and deserves a second chance
>>156840814The conviction was political. It was a domestic dispute between a UFC fighter alpha male (right wing coded) and a prominent porn whore (left wing coded) that took place in a democrat controlled city and state. If that had happened in Montana we would have never heard of it and War Machine would be getting heemed in BKFC.
wondering, pondering, thinking deeply about if bobo from opie and anthony is a ufc fan
>>156840952I seriously doubt he's still alive.
>>156840900That fucking bitch should have just let him get his slurpie, only real deal heemers know what I'm talking about
>>156840543>nebraskan
>Wooooooo boy, looks like we got us one UPPITY old buck right heeya. Now Marty, you better get to shuckin' and jivin' like a decent darkie, or ol' massa Dricus will have to put a whoopin' on you and show you my specialty, the Boerdaddy Dickdown
>>156840970Bobo still kickin
>>156841023marty looking small. he's got that "couldnt be arsed cutting anymore" physique
>>156841024You're lying, Bobo.
Usman really still fighting? The UFC can't market their young fighters
I like Usman because there was one time on TUF were he said "do it right" or something like that about some workout they were doing that others were cutting corners and that let me know he was a real one
Usman is one of the good ones
Usman is the last of the 3 kings still standing
poosman is finished
>>156841150Miss the Leon era like you wouldn't believe bruv
>>156841169dana sabotaged him with the 4am main event
>Ngannoubusy killing children>IzzyAccomplisherd his dream of flatlining Poatan>UsmanCarrying the pequod alone, no wonder his knees are busted
Fight Night 2026 UFC in the OKC: Kamardy "Fake" Snoozemeng versus Dickass Doodoopisspiss
We're finally going to find out what Colby with whey protein would do to Usman.
>>156841227Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
How do you change to the English flag? Mines still UK
Dricus sucks really bad at fighting but anyone managed by Ali is questionable
>>156841169you might want to schedule a brain scan b
>>156841399He sucks so bad he has two wins over the current champ and submitted the GOAT middleweight.
You can wrestle my knuckle out of your orbital bone
Dricsissy better not start getting too uppity, or his Soldaddy will come and give him a spanking
doo grappling with insecurity sheesh!
The only person the fans want to see fight is Paulo Costa
>>156841480All the GOATs have a loss to an undersized bum. Anderson had that flying heel hook loss to the jap. GSP lost to Serra. Jon's loss to the deaf guy.
>>156841080>The UFC can't market their young fightersThey don't fight a lot, the best marketing is them fighting consistently, 3 times a year possibly
Dricus fights like a scared girl lol looks like he closes his eyes when he punches
>he didn't even look at me as he beat my ass
What's a better base for MMA? Being a raper or a rapee?Jamie pull up the stats.
Dana has a 4 mansion compound and Justin lives in a mcmansion kek
>>156841825And he'd have nothing without Dana
>>156841851Do you know that other MMA organizations exist?
>>156841925Patchy Mix is delivering pizza right now
>>156841989This only happened because Johnny started training under Kavanaugh
>>156841989https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyGZyoWl7uo
I like to watchI like to seeUsdaddy plow my gfIn front of me
Imagine if India was serious about MMA just like DagestanMany champions would be made
>>156840543Fuck Dana
>>156842305shut up aniki
woah...marty...cool it down...
>>156842305is there a way to reverse this graph
>>156842305why dont they teach them any sports besides cricket
>>156842454Have you ever heard of the great terror?
>>156842197Nasty Vasti sadly
>Alex Pierra>Blahawl Muhammad>Merab diblashili>Islam Michaelchev>Jan Blahonavich>Yarayer Rodriguez
>>156840592you may only participate in this thread if your countries crown (white native) jewel lasted longer then 53 seconds in their last fight
Guys a retard is trying to talk to me, what do I do? Here he is, king retard ova here : >>156842860
>>156842493Indians are actually very athletic and combat sports orientedHinduism breeds warriors
>>156842966HOW CAN THEY SLAP
>>156841023So yall all cowboys now?
They're feeding usman to a young hungry lion
matchup of the year would be me vs nina, naked in a bedroom. I'd need 3 hours (2h59 minutes of crying in her arms).
>>156842966Im confident i would heem 20 of them before they all fled in fear of my 5 7 150lb white ass
Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you
>>156843119Gay ass shit ass song when you think about it
The fight is officially a no contest.
Usman and me. The last two still out there in the trenches trying to silence the haters
Usman is undefeated against Anglo-saxons (covington, strickland, woodley)
>>156842966shut up, you fuck you
>>156843442Dricus is an Afrikanersr of pure Dutch stock
>>156843519Yeah i fear the Germanic prowess may confuse Usman, i am afraid
Justin's walkout has leakedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_43Qf_d-CA
With the goons, I sparstay in tune with maShe like, "Damn, this the realest since 'Kumbaya'" Bomaye, Killa Kam, my Lord Still the man with the pan, scrilla, senpai on board
https://youtu.be/i6hQGNd5drk
ohhh hawayan kigbogsa
>Dickus got wrestle fucked for 25 minutes in his last fight>Still the betting favorite against SnoozemanHow?
>>156844278Usman is a 50yo with toitanium knees
>>156844278Khamzat is another level of wrestler to flushed Usman
>>156843519>Pure Dutch stock His surname is literally French. Some of his ancestors were probably Huguenots who got kicked out of France and moved to the Netherlands
>>156844317Usman out wrestled Colby. We're talking one of the all-time Greats.
Paddy subs Ilia and Arman with Scouse jitsu
An African animal will be unleashed on Oklahoma City this Saturday night https://youtu.be/ELwcUETJuH8?is=OW81tnzCUynQmtYZ
>>156844525What a choon
>>156844278khamzat also sniffed usman
>>156844278khamzat stepped into the cage already knowing he would lose a real fight against dricus. by all accounts kamaru thinks he can win a real fight. it makes sense for them to not risk investing in copying khamzat's gameplan, because if dricus can shut that down this time then it'll all become worthless. preparing for a real fight is the best option. but a real fight against dricus is gonna be bad.
Take a second to ponder and appreciate that we are living in a time where we can witness the greatness of Gane
>>156844278The fear of submissions and khamzats aura kept dricus down. Usman doesnt have a sub game
Khamzat was clearly injured and I’m tired of pretending he wasn’t
>>156844863Sean had one shoulder b
Nogger!
>>156842966BHENCHOD FUCKING BASTERD BITCH
Dirty Diaper Pig will get impregnated (again)
Ilia clearly let the occasion get to him and I’m tired of pretending he didn’t
me and nina drama having sex in bed OR conor mcgregor vs khabib 2 ?Which PPV would you watch?
>>156845088Don't need to see McDaddy rape Khabitch again. Curious about how you would have sex with that microclitty you call a penis though
>>156845108very disrespectful but I'll take any win I can get
Can I sit next to Marty?
Yall finna train today or what?
>>156845192I could arrange that.>>156845243Already did my 10 push ups and 20 squats
