GEELONG CATS VS ST KILDA SAINTS
longcats
this is dedicated to you ben stiller you are my favourite mother fucker
>>156844116ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
Thats a nice OP pic, well done. Give you self a gold star on the scoreboard.
>>156844116do you have frog2?
>>156844138not yet
Fuck off turkrat
Its good to see someone gave Vossy a job.
HEAVE HO UNNA
Dangerfraud has had one kick kek
>>156844206HEAVE HOEAVEHO
i'll breed you in doggy micktranny you faggot
>>156844214Good for about 3 games a year and he had one of those just a few weeks ago in the loss against the Lions. He's invisible now the rest of the time.
Do you blokes reckon we will all meet again in heaven one day?
>>156844310Perhaps the winning strategy is to let him run free. He can't kick straight to save his life anyway, so what's to fear?
>Ruckmen taking the advantageoh no no no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFHsA4ovQJA
>Handball outBreaking new ground here.
>>156844330count on it fella x
>>156844427hey get out of here you rascal
>>156844446nomaek me x
Afraid My Pies Want Be Able To Get Up Against The BluesThe Little Champ Pulling Up Sore Im Hearing :((
so sick of poolong
>>156844470go on nick off
freelong shats
>Down on one kneeWhat footballing move is this?
based flop god, fuck the Cats>>156844574the Selwood
think somebody just broke in my house
>>156844603Sorry, I needed a half-eaten pizza.
Go the pussy chats!
>>156844595Selwood shrugged to evade/break out of tackles. This guy was doing it to earn a free. Big difference.
>>156844603based Jezza
>>156844574The George Floyd
>>156844627fuck up cunt
>>156844603based most schizophrenic man itt
>>156844634He was dressed as a fish.
sorry but as a geelongseether from last season i still want to watch the cats rape shit kildashit kilda are complete and utter pond scum and a blight on the league
You'd wanna get Marshall back off the bench if you weren't retarded.
>>156844656Was it Liam Ryan? Here's a picture.
>>156844665>complete and utter pond scum and a blight on the leagueyou're thinking of Essendon
free for geelong, the gayest team of all
Are you ripper legends enjoying the fucking footy?
i don't give a rats tossbag
>>156844699nah dog, I ain't
>>156844752wrong pic
This blokes been shitting on st kilda since early this morning, what’s his prob
i feel like im missing out on another gold rush with this ai shit
>>156844693no, i mean shit kilda. the dosn are just bad, shit kilda have actively made the league worse. despite being pampered nepobabies themselves, their constant whinging about ngas got the afl to fuck up the draft system in their favour (yet they had the nerve to keep whinging about it), and their retarded huge contracts to spuds will put more teams under unnecessary cap pressure and have led to ridiculous offers. shit kilda are genuinely a cancer on the afl and should never have been allowed to enter. they should have rotted in the vfa where they belong. absolute joke club with a fuckwit fanbase of nonces like scoops, but then again half the team in the 2000s were rooting and sending nudes to schoolgirls so only makes sense.
>>156844775maybe he hates marching
>>156844783Who doesn't? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRU_ruqnR6Q
MESSI MESSI MESSI
>>156844775like i said, they are a genuine blight on the competition. the afl would be better off folding them.
>>156844668Apparently got hit in the nads.>>156844778The numbers don't add up. It's going to implode at some point, the only thing that will stop it is if governments (read: you) bail them out.
Sharman having a mare.
Meaty.
>>156844778How so, becoming an ai content creator?
>>156844869Corrr, the surgeons did a good job.[spoiler]Hate short stubby fingers. 3/10.[/spoiler]
crazy how the saints are better without their 2nd highest paid player
BT losing his mind over Miers
>>156844840>Apparently got hit in the nads.Explains why he was off so long but he's basically carrying them tonight. Can't afford him off too long.
>Player going on a 100m run>Zoom the camera in so tight that you can't actually see their progress up the fieldFucking FUMING.
Umps are cowards.
I thought that I heard you laughing
>>156844942That was just a dream
I thought that I heard you sing.
perhaps i have become to intelligent for the footy
rem is the worst band on earth
>>156844926i swear the camerawork has gotten way shitter the last 2 years
>>156844952Oh no, I've said too much
>>156844962gagging
>>156844962fuck you're a sad cunt. sooking about everything
for me, it's ram
>>156844958too*
>>156844979Haha dumb cunt.
>>156844962Anon.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m9n5Uv0bp0
criggy players lezzing out behind their lezzy gf's backs is front page news
*be’s me in the corner*
post some webms haha
>>156845028They're all ugly so I'm not very interested.
>>156845053Of what?
>>156845028Wish it was on page 3, iykwim
>>156845053CATS
>>156845117wtf
>>156845100like last night
another thursday night blockbuster
>>156845117
Shove it up your arse reportsperg
>>156845103you dont have page 3 girls and you're not mick so fucking hell nigga sort your fucken shit out
say something nice about MY bulldogfu
>>156845153I don't have tranny or gay webms.
>>156845117This is ai. Real cats can't keep their balance with stuff put on their back.
>>156845163go porn btw
>>156845168Yeah, but I like dikes. It's a curse.
>>156845158thanks mate having a heart attack now
>Max Holmes kneeSeason done.
Surely not ACL for Holmes? Cats' season fucked if so.
>>156845170Lovely
fuak all people on the ablett terrace. scats cuckstomers were militant in arguing for the terrace to be retained in the last redevelopment. what was the fucking point?
>>156845229>>156845230Aren't ACL meant to be you can walk off with them?Leg caught under him, couldn't walk. Sounds like what Butters had. Syndesmosis?
this is how it ends for geelong
>>156845257what was the point of your pissypost?
Fuck...
>>156845276hows this for pissy post*be's pulling out my little penis and doing a pissy on you*
>>156845257they all got locked out of the ground because ticket app crashed
>>156845257Ablett Terrace is standing only, aka. the fun zone. Redeveloping it and putting seats in means it becomes stale as fuck granny zone.
>>156845194
>>156845266>Aren't ACL meant to be you can walk off with them?Extreme pain straight away but then subsides and you can put weight on it. I'm no doctor though so wouldn't know what he's done there but grabbing towards the knee like that in pain almost always ends up being what everyone fears.
so glad the afl scheduled another BELTER of a game this thursday night, riveting stuff
>>156845301kwab but also fuck ticketmaster and ticketek. ukrainian drones visiting their headquarters inshallah
cats are fucked nowwhen injuries like this happen the curse strikes hardthey are about to get their serve of footy justice
>butters gets injured>trade in holmes>holmes gets injuredfuck sake
>>156845298thank you. I will give you karma and gold, kind pissing sir.;
>>156845335kek
>>156845335If Holmes is dead I'm legit out of trades after I trade him next week.
i am a strong believer in what goes around comes aroundand its just coming back around to geelong
>>156845335imagine this but it's the real afl because they brought in a mid season trade period
I refuse to sit crammed in with the idiot masses at the footy
>>156845301is ticket app Josh Worrel's new nickname?
>>156845316I snapped my ACL felt it go up inside my leg. No pain, but knee was fucked the next day.
>>156845363based lone gas fan in the upper deck
>>156845363Me too, same with the train
pride comes before the fallhow geelong will navigate these uncharted waters is upto them
>>156845356What’s coming for the saints?
>>156845363I read that as idiot missus
are you blokes excited for the footy tomorrow
>Close knee as wellGetting destroyed desu.
Danger will go down next. it's season over for Dzhilong
another week no eleni tee :(
>>156845388Who’s playing
>>156845380hopefully relegation to the vafa
>>156845371When I did mine the pain was excruciating and I just wanted to lie there. After a few minutes pain was gone so I assumed I was a false alarm but nope, tore it.
>>156845380mandatory JSP interviews
>Debut game>Claiming a grounded ball as a markUh...
First to 100 (frees) usually wins
>>156845394do they call her eleni tee because her preferred match wear is a t-back thong
Have the umps made a single holding call against the Cats tonight? Got away with it all night.
>>156845412if that was nick, he'd contest it.
>>156845429yes
>>156845380intense complaining and being a 10th-14th club for the next 5 years
Normally I would be happy about being first to 100. Worrying developments....
>Max HolmesReported that Geelong are assessing an ankle. So probably syndesmosis.
Jesus, Kingy get spit out some verbal diarrhoea.
Time is becoming a factor for the saints
>>156845470>syndesmosisThat's much better than doing a knee but even if it's a mild tear that's probably season over.
why can I hear a walkie talkie/radio
>>156845510Time to burn the hard drives, mate.
i've outgrown this place
biz idea: ban runners. if coaches want to get a message across to players, they have to use the stadium P.A.
>>156845529fat cunt
>Geelong injury teamwouldn't trust a thing they say.
>>156845529Half a family pizza will do that to a man
>>156845541rc should be the afl doctor
>>156845479he's a babbling brook of bullshit
>>156845293weird how this completely ontopic post was deleted so quicklydo the jannies hate athletes
>>156845558he's also a babbling brook of bullshit
saints will wan
The cattery sounds like a place where they skin & tan cats
>NIGG DAYBISS! NIGG DAYBISS! UH DUN BELEEB ID! UH ZEE ID, BUD UH DUN BELEEB ID!! GLASS WIV UH GABIDUL ZEE!
>>156845616t to score more goals than geelong here i reckon
>>156845559bet he wanked to himself in the mirror wearing that wig
>>156845624I always pictured a bakery with a bunch of cats in white chef hats.
>>156845653cute
>>156845653the water in flint still fucked up ay?
Just realised Catman hasn’t been sighted at the game
>>156845673Probably. I live in New York though.
>>156845682Banned from Kardinia. Every time they cut to him it's at Melbourne games.
BOUT TIME
>>156845684so there's a 40% chance you're a saints fan iykwim haha
Would've been nice to have picked up Marshall in the offseason. He's been dominating for St. Kilda now that TDK is out, but will be relegated to #2 due to the contract sizes.
OH WHEN THE CATS
Nick Daicos! Nick Daicos! I don't believe it! I see it! But I don't believe it!
There’s a different song playing in the background what did it say?
>>156844219>>156845719
>>156845712I don't know what you mean, no.
>>156845684didnt you say you were a dodgers guy
jhye clark is better as a small defender. lord knows he sucks everywhere else.
>>156845712Haha, good one Mick>>156845730St Kilda is known for its high Jewish population, as is NYC (but you’re from upstate iirc)
>>156845684Is centralia still on fire?
>tfw you're in bed with kelli and she shouts nick daicos when you make her cum like she's commentating a game
>>156845784this has never happened to me
>>156845781y-you too thanks
>Anon: Way to go, micksperg!>Anon: haha nice micksperg>Rulesperg: But this is a general for FOOTBALL DISCUSSION!>Anon: Yeah! And micksperg made a funny post!>Rulesperg: I can't stand it anymore, this whole general is insane! INSANE I TELL YOU!>[Holds his head and screams a few times as he loses his mind, then runs out to a random thread]>I can post off-topic, too. Look at me! I am a worthless spastic, just like micksperg! Give me a (you)!>[creates a new thread]>Oh, I used a nsfw image, but nobody minds...>[posts gay porn, then heads into the /nrl/]>I have no idea about this sport, give me attention! Now I'm returning to /afl/ to spam arrow images, *but* it doesn't matter, because *I'm* micksperg!>micksperg: You okay, rulesperg?>rulesperg: I'm better than okay, I'm micksperg!.>micksperg: Ha! You wish!>rulesperg: [to janny] Oh, hey, janny. I'm the worst poster on this board. Time to receive multiple (you)s and attention from everybody!>[sees a young girl]>Oh what's this? "U16 girls talent league." Well, I don't need to worry about the the age of consent, because I'm micksp->[You have been permanently banned from all boards]
>>156845774Not me. I'll watch the Red Sox if they're in the WS, but I really couldn't give a toss.>>156845781I'm about as far from NYC as Canberra is from Melbourne. Way up north. >>156845782Never heard of it. I can smell the wildfires though.
y'all come back now
Good, turkrat didnt show up in this thread
>>156845778>High draft pick so think you're going to have an easy career>Get dropped to the twos>Get left in the twos for a year or two>Think you're going to get delisted at year's endRecipe for hungry chasing and tackling.
>>156845838oh thats a shame. we love baseball here
>>156845784>>156845795If this happened to me I'd return the favour by calling out "Gary Ablett Jr!" as I'm cumming, probably on her face but possibly inside of her and/or her bottom
>>156845728>seppo didn't debunk the fraud checkI'm onto you cunt
>>156845839I like these posts.
>>156845841Shut up bitch we love turkbro here
The turk cunt probably posts in soccer threads most of the time, he can fuck off and stay fucked off
>>156845839Love this downie
>>156845839Crazy selection of items in his belt
>>156845841>>156845878calm down digger
what happened to perthnow anon>>156845856based
>>156845897wonder why he needs an egg
>>156845838What town, upstate ny seems very interesting even though I know barely amything about there
>>156845926he needs for uh tapping something iykwim haha
>>156845851Meh. I just prefer contact sports.>>156845857Ah. I didn't realize that was what you were trying to do.
>>156845897>>156845926Reckon he’s manning the barbecue
>he doesn't carry pocket eggsngmi
>>156845939He also has a fishing rod, paintbrush and jar of coffee
>>156845934albany iykwim haha
i don't have any eggs
>>156845934St. Lawrence County. Not much up here, desu. Some Amish, some Natives, lots of deer, lots of drug addicts. Pretty country though.
>>156845956>wants someday
>>156845956crisp millenial girl boss
>>156845956you have to eat all the eggs
>>156845967kek
>>156845967>>156845968Lol
Mum's going overseas so I'm going to have the house to myself for a monthgonna wank so much
>>156845980I'm okay with eating eggs. They are good for you and make for a great breakfast.
>>156845995you should invite us all over haha jk (not really ;))
>>156845995Hope she has a safe journey.
>>156845995Defs gotta bring your mattress into the lounge room for max comfort
>>156845995at least we're not speaking german
Reckon I’ll install recording security cameras around the house before I go jet setting
>>156845995Are you going to invite hot babes over?
>>156846005she broke the yolk the idiot
>>156845918>what happened to perthnow anon1) gimmick got stale2) site format changed making headlines harder to copy + paste3) they started writing fewer ridiculous headlines
Who do you guys want to win the World Cup
>>156846109May the best team win
>>156846109Spain
>>156846109España
>>156845995gunna crack her undie draw mate?might be lucky if ahe left some dirty ones in the laundry
>>156846109MY argentinian gryan miers
>>156846103shame
i really miss the g train
>>156846109Australia
Why would shit kilda pay way more for an inferior ruckman to the one they already had??
>>156846208this but spot iykwim haha
>>156846270Tom De Koning played a handful of good games across the end of 2024 and turned himself into the second highest paid player in the game based off that stretch. Gotta respect the grift.
>>156846109Essendon
>>156846336world cup of being shit
>>156846352go saints btw
>>156846365Quit it with the irrelevant catchphrases mate
watch him melt
Geelong would be unbeatable with Marshall
>>156846458And Butters
https://www.instagram.com/reels/Da2SPjAEW5n/THEY SAID THE THING
>>156846500I don't have instagram m8, please be more mindful in future.
no fog tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbivX78Degg&list=RDDbivX78DeggI'm 50/50 on staying up and having another drink or going to bed
>>156846583was just wonderingthanks champ
>>156846005she could have very easily burnt her bum on that pan
goodnight alf
>>156846587I don't have youtube m8, please be more mindful in future.
>>156846660gn gumbee x
>>156846587don’t have a browser moite do the needful next time ya x
>>156846705chrgra bla orrrr??? kwais gabla xx
>>156846743doin’ yamagucci bla x
>>156846763..yh x
