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King Edition
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>>156851885
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>>156851885
What players failed to meet their production qouta last year?
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>>156851905
lots of based happening here
>>156851914
almost all of them last season blew cock
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:)
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>>156851914
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/playoffsbound/
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>>156851914
of the 14 players taken with 2nd round picks by the red wings, only 2 of them have ever played a game in the nhl. this was once the highly touted foundation of the yzerplan.
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What's happening with Laine? Is he going to Florida?
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Imagine if all your pyromaniacs got 21 years in prison instead of running around loose and setting fire to shit so you can't go outside.
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>>156851914
Filip Chytil
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>>156852025
not even close to the most underperforming canuck
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>>156852000
>What's happening with Laine?
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>>156852043
You could post the whole canuck roster and management in response to that question
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>>156852000
>>156852127
There's 0% chance he'll end up in Liiga. There's probably 50% he'll end up in NL.
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>>156851885
spicy edish
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>>156851935
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what did mitch mean by this?
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when i was younger i had a promising college hockey career but coach kicked me off the team because he said i'd never make it in the chel with a name like norwood pitlick.
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>>156852335
>1966
>1967
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>>156852162
the answer was obviously evander kane. players like max sasson or drew oconnor performed as expected.
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>>156852375
A completely checked out 40 year old Evander Kane had two fewer goals than Elias Pettersson
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>>156852335
He's coming home...
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evander kane used to put fear into niggas and twinks
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> "We're still shit, aren't we?"
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>>156852425
you say that as if you expect swedes to be 50 goal scorers lol
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>>156851914
boeser
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>>156852458
God you're fucking boring
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>>156852538
boeser feminized mackbitch on april fools though?
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>>156852583
Well, stay seething.
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>>156852622
nobody is seething just calling you a boring faggot
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>>156851885

>the city of Toronto
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rags posters in shambles
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>>156852752
arent you that guy who lost to mitch and bud
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>>156852712
> n-no I'm definitely not seething s-stop saying I'm seething s-stop it
Kwasb
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>>156852785
Faggot
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>>156852860
once again nobody is seething just calling you a boring tryhard faggot
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>>156852761
>sharks 9th
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>>156852752
does canada not have wildland firefighters or something, this shit is fucking ridiculous there's so much smoke i can't even see over to the next block
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>>156852871
oh im sorry did i hurt your boyfriend's feelings
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>>156852880
> p-please stop saying I'm seething please s-stop
Kwasb
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>>156852458
>>156852884
OUR TIME HAS COME
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bud + 1 = trb
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>>156852890
lmao rekt
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>>156852890
the fire's been out, that's just our farts
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>>156852752
race was cancelled tonight
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>>156852890
Putting out too many fires is how we got into this mess
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ggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrr i just hate canadians so much gggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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>>156852917
what the fuck are they doing?
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Kek Gary is having games on Boxing Day and not the 23rd because he wants Saturday gate revenue. Oy vey
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>>156853107
just like slopdown
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>>156853249
Losing
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>>156852761
Delusional
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good for you /hoc/
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Why isn’t anyone talking about the schedule?
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>>156853316
>Boxing Day
>United States
are you here for the world cup or something?
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>>156853399
because Arbitrations are coming up and have more of an impact on teams than the schedule itself.
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>>156853438
I’m trying to be inclusive with all the Canadians here
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hoping other flamiacs and Tate McRae are safe from all of these fires, bro's :(
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>>156853438
Do Americans not have boxing day?
Do your retailers hate money?
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>>156853399
Because who gives a shit
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bussi
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>>156853567
Everyone
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>>156853399
>nhl winter classic bumped off new years day again
kwab
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Why don't teams just sign a chubby goalie?
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>>156853478
well, stop it
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>>156853591
stop being raped
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>>156853590
wtf is this real???
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>75 days until regular season puck drop

GAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>156853632
Yes, that's Guapoinho.
He was supposed to play goalie for Brazil during the world cup but the price to ship him from Spain to the United States would have bankrupt the country.
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The Wildrose Party was a single-issue Albertan provincial party dedicated to the spread of wildfires
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>>156853693
>get reminded that you were raped
>start bouncing off the walls
kwarb
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>>156853586
Thanks Gary
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>>156853722
fabulous post, confirmed by dubs
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>queers
>queering off
Sad
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>>156853913
I'm one of those and I do that
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Wolf was featured multiple times in the "bad goals" section of the NHL's 2025-2026 weird moments video
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>>156853971
Yeah because he sucks
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>>156854329
This shit is so fucking cringe
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>>156854329
when u try out all the photoshop filters for the first time
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>>156854329
LIKED
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>>156854433
when u read a post made by trb
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>>156854468
hit em with that unsharp mask ooooh yeah
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>>156853556
>days off from work
cool down with the antisemitism, bud
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>>156853556
I always wait a couple of days after Christmas to go to the mall and take advantage of the deals
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sean avery is in the odyssy movie for some reason
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laine panthers i saw on hfboards
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>>156854668
/hoc/ is an iliad genny
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>>156854724
they have no fucking money
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>>156854765
laine eligible for a bonus contract cause he hasn't played enough games lately
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how do i get canadian gf
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Did they really expand the regular season to 84 games I thought that was just a running joke
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>>156854840
gary needs more ticket revenue and 2 x 32 = 64 more ticket revenue
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>>156854835
can't be done i'm afraid, trust me i tried
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hope a team misses the playoffs in the last 2 games and blames the new schedule
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>>156854918
or a player gets injured in the last 2 games and is out for the playoffs
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Tate McRae and Flames :)
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>>156854840
Why would that be a joke
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>>156854979
F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S
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>>156854860
All if this won’t matter when he expands the league again.
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the best swede is a dead swede
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>>156855010
screw you
t. nucks fan
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>>156854979
she dated cole sillinger
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>>156855000
R U L E
U
L
E
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>>156855002
gary will not rest until every state below the mason dixon line has a team
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>>156855089
ooh basado
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fuck man i ate a whole box of strawberry ice creams
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>>156854991
Putting an asterisk on all regular season stat records going forward simply to play an couple games, which I’d imagine neither the fans nor the players really want, is foolish to the point of being laughable
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it was a bodybuilding asterisk
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>>156855290
we don't have the same records autism culture as baseball + the big single season goals/points numbers might never be broken, I didn't know gretzky had fuckin 92 goals
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>>156855168
gulf of mexico?
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>>156855356
should be gulf of gary
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>The Hoffmans are actually switching the Penguins ECHL affiliate to the fucking Everblades.

It's a 20-hour road trip from Estero to Wilkes-Barre, or a 2 1/2-hour flight. They're going to completely fuck up their minor league system and fuck over the Nailers just because they don't want to let go of the hockey equivalent of a High-A team.
This is incredibly fucking retarded. I knew it was coming, but I still held out hope that they'd do the smart thing, or that they'd be forced to.
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>>156855208
Yum
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>>156855154
Gary deserves a raise for such a smart move
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>>156854329
So glad I traded this flaming faggot off my fantasy hockey team before the season started last year.
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>>156855000
Is that Basil's daughter?
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>>156855154
Wow thanks Gary
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>>156855290
All those records were broken when the league had 80 games or less.
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>>156854835
Tell them you are on the world juniors team and they will lie and say you raped them
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>>156855572
the b-ruins set the single season record for wins just a few years ago with an 82 game season
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>the penguins are switching its echl team from the nailers to some team in Florida because their new retard owner owns them
Why do retards ruin everything
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>>156855607
We don’t give a shit abut that here
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>>156855398
I hope they aren't going to move the Baby Pens, they have a lease for the arena until 2029 but during the negotiations ownership was threatening to relocate the team and then I think when Fenway owned the Pens they were also talking about relocation.
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What if it gets revealed that all this time connor bedard has been running a copycat site of the girlsdoporn schtick?
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Remember yesterday I was saying the shit air from Canada didn’t reach me yet? Well it reached me
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>>156855790
kwab
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>>156855790
Clear as day, well, Sunny day, where I am. Not sure what's wrong with you jackals.
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We should gas a few thousand canacucks every day until they clean this up.
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>>156851885
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>>156855637
actually the nhl did play 84 game seasons from 1992-1994, each team was required to play 2 neutral site games in various sunbelt cities across america.
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>>156855706
he'd probably win the king clancy
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>>156855844
Rude
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>>156855971
shut the fuck up mildcuck
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>>156856001
Most of Gretzky’s or Lemieuxs record were recorded before that
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>>156855987
Eriksson Ek belongs on this list.
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>>156855790
its a beautiful smoke free 70 degree day here
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>s-sh-shut the fu-fu-ck up!!!
I'm gone for a week and this bitch is still thinking about me. kek
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>>156856072
no wonder nobody was bubbling endlessly about samir the past few days.
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>TSN articles are literally just gambling ads
I hate our networks so much
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>>156856027
Wrong again, Samir. Also, you smell.
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>he missed me
Aww..ty bby luv u 2.
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> Samir mentioned. I'm down (xher throat).
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give it to me straight ...the Oilers are fucked arent they, and McDoodoo is leaving soon so Canada won't even reach a final in the next 50 years
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>>156856234
Yeah basically
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>>156856234
My nuckies have made the finals twice in less time though, also you're peruvian, don't you have a dota 2 game to grief?
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>>156856234
Canadians are worried about all the Americans leaving for American teams, when really they should be worried about the good canadian players leaving the canadian teams that drafted them.
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damn sharkie needs correction
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the mildcuck wants to get slapped by the janny again for discussing his boyfriend samir
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>>156856303
Imagine being a mascot actor and just getting to go around doing stupid shit like this all day and getting paid to do it.
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>>156856317
> the stench... the stench
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>>156856268
>you're peruvian
yeah we're poor and uneducated and only speak one language and never travel or live abroad, we cant afford real games and only pirate on PC, you got me there!
>>156856261
>>156856277
nothing can be done when the Fed keeps fucking people over with higher taxes, and not that the country is in a "technical" (cope) recession tickets are not gonna sell themselves as easily, contracts will suffer even more
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> Samir isn't my boyfriend. More like a service provider.
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>>156856378
Leo Carlsson just got $18M a fucking year, bro.
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>>156856165
>written with the support of ai
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>>156856399
isn't that a Flyers offer? i was talking about Canadian teams, their Fed cucks them by over-taxing players on their roster
no shit Americans teams are doing so well, your players are eating and living well
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>>156856331
Oh but everyone gets mad when I do it for free
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>>156856303
>>156856331
I'm just waiting for the technology and craftsmanship of furries to finally percolate down to the mascot industry. I want a mascot arms race where we end up with underpaid college students walking around at games in combat exoskeletons covered with flocked fabric.
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>In the most shocking move in sports history, elite free agent and NBA legend LeBron Raymone James Sr. has officially signed a one-year contract with the Colorado Avalanche!

#GoAvsGo
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>>156856228
thoughts on another humiliating season for the dead things, dominick?
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>>156856430
whoa i didnt realize pat verbeek and danny briere were gms of canadian teams.
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>>156854329
pozzed ass franchise
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is he still a fan of the sharkies?
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nice
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> I knew you'd come 'round, Samir. I got what you like.
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morning /hoc/
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>>156856645
>season premiere
>premiere
ITS THE FUCKING OPENER GOD DAMMIT!!! This is like how they now call it "Ticket MEMBERSHIPS" instead of "Season Tickets"
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jej
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Where is that faggot canadian that was suckin' griers cock during the draft and then spent all afternoon backtracking and coping on July 1st?
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>>156856645
>love island
and i thought shannon was pussywhipped turns out he was 10 steps ahead

i kneel
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>>156856743
>match d'ouverture à domicile
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i trust mike and trust nurse to not kill his own goaltender
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newest hockey wife just dropped
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>>156856849
She looks like she just realized that her new husband plays for the canucks.
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>>156856849
wtf is that chandelier doing there
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>>156856879
you don't bring chandeliers to outdoor events?
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>>156856879
just hanging out...
>
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>>156856849
She could drive nails with that forehead
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>>156856849
looks like a picture from 19th century imperial russia thats been digitally enhanced to look modern. it must be really really grim playing for the cucks
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>>156856868
>When your husband says he's an athlete then you notice Elias Pettersson in the crowd
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>>156856234
The media keeps trying to manifest this but it ain't happening
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>>156856849
is this what slavs consider classy?
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>>156856929
they also had a big explosion
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>>156856953
not big enough
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>>156856953
jlmi
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*loses his manhood*
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>>156856953
You know what would be great for our wedding, honey? A giant explosion that looks like a cartoon fart cloud.
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This is an act of war, we need tk decakrw war on Canada.
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>>156857007
dozo, just nuke Toronto nobody will mourn
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>>156857007
it's in the 500s where I live :)
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>>156857028
Toronto stays as punishment
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>
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>>156856697
Why can't I get paid to do jack shit?
>>156856849
She looks painfully Czechoslovakian.
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>>156856953
Dude weed...
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>>156857007
you will do nothing
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>>156857074
>pic related is scissoring Katie Perry
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>Wild fires are coming from Thunder Bay
Did the staal brothers start them?
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>>156852752
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>>156857038
fuck you lol
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>mlb released it schedule the same does as nhl
>mlb probably won’t play next year
Thankfully Gary has an iron grip over the nhlpa now otherwise the nhl wouldn’t have a season either.
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>>156857108
>>156857125
If you people locked up every pyromaniac, you wouldn't have this problem.
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>>156857108
no left wingers did
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>>156856849
>tan suit
>loafers
>to his own fucking wedding
white trash shit
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I really really really really really really like hockey
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>>156857231
yeah name five of them
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>>156857170
they really should find a way to lock up lightning bolts and thunder storms
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>>156857231
I have great news,
>and then, I have exceptional news
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>>156857238
ice hockey
table hockey
field hockey
floorball
roller hockey
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>>156857239
clearly the Swede has never even heard of a fulgurite, he probably thinks fire is something we invented during the Industrial Revolution along with refrigeration and the wheel
>sad, really
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>>156857280
i like playing tongue hockey with your sister
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>>156857346
thats nice bud :)
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>>156857254
i have news too: bud raped you
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>>156857239
>disregarding the fact that all the fires previous years have been arson
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Pokieman cards are popular. How can Gary make hockey cards popular again?
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>>156857414
lmao look at this dude, pythagorean theorem-ass head nigga, Solve for C ass nigga
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>>156857499
anime
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>>156857499
My retard friend is obsessed with them now
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>>156857490
>just ignore the fact that parts of canada experience over 30000 lightning strikes per year
thanks for telling me about my country bozo
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>>156857499
Force a small percentage of draftees to get full body tatoos and call them shinies
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just started a couple new wildfires near the american border
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>>156857414
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>>156857629
NEAT !!!
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>>156857599
But due to climate change for the past three years, hundreds of more wildfires are spreading across Canada each year? Ok.

You're the bozo.
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Why does Gary not simply suck all of the smokey air into his lungs?
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I wonder if Tate Mcrae wants to watch Smackdown and SummerSlam together rjaha
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>>156857657
why would the climate changing matter if they are being started by arsonists you cant name?
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>>156857468
great post
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It's not arsonists it's some moron from buttfuck tossing cigarette butts out the window of his truck on the way to work
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gary space laser
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>>156857756
we are of the same mind, you and I
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>>156857734
No it’s arsonists
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>On June 25th, 2024, Yzerman shipped defenseman Jake Walman to the San Jose Sharks for future considerations.
>The Sharks would later flip him to the Edmonton Oilers for a conditional 2026 first-round pick.

>Heading into the 2023 off-season, the Toronto Maple Leafs were more than happy to part ways with underperforming defenseman Justin Holl, who they had been paying $2 million per season.
>Yzerman not only added a player who had struggled against one of their fiercest rivals, but gave him a raise with a $3.4 million cap hit over three seasons. The deal played out largely as expected, with Holl managing just 13 points in 111 games over the first two seasons before spending the final year of his contract entirely in the minors.

>At the 2026 trade deadline, Yzerman sent Justin Holl, prospect Dmitri Buchelnikov, a 2026 first-round pick and a 2026 third-round pick to the St. Louis Blues for rental defenseman Justin Faulk
>The move was widely criticized after Detroit stumbled to a 6-10-3 finish, missing the playoffs and surrendering a valuable first-round pick in the process.

>On June 26th, 2026, Yzerman Traded Sebastian Cossa to the Utah Mammoths for J.P. Hurlbert and the 23rd overall pick, a selection lower than where Cossa himself was drafted.
>It's still too early to fully judge the long-term impact of a trade made less than a month ago, but the optics are far from favorable. Despite Detroit's deep goaltending pipeline, Cossa looked like the franchise's presumptive goaltender of the future.
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>>156857859
idk why edmonton didnt make a bigger push for cossa
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>>156857859
>*completely guts your team for 2nd round picks that dont even make it to the nhl*
this retard is giving milbury a run for his money
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>>156857734
>>156857850
It’s literally the Canadian government doing it. Putting pressure on the Trump regime because they dont give a shit about their own pleb citizens. Now American lungs are paying the price. I hope Trump spergs out and sends 50k marines to conquer all of Canada. And kill Samir.
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>>156857499
Sell limited edition jerseys and encourage scalping
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>>156857926
that would be so funny if he plunged america into another $100 billion dollars to debt just to kill samir. please make this happen.
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>>156857964
When’s Balkanization?
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>>156857989
Balkanization is a horrible idea. We need a one world government to achieve global peace
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>>156857989
why would corporations allow their goycattle to be divided up?
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>>156858099
That's bs
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>>156858099
No
read Orwell
Three Party Solution, and we have Three Party Solution at home, kids
>quit trying to reinvent the wheel
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dubs and ill go start a little wildfire in haaparanta, sweden
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what even is an ep40 kwab
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>>156858164
the locals would just bash your skull in. tornedalians arent as pliant as you etelän vetelä
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>>156858212
they would lose a customer buying their cheaper redbull for sure
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>>156857499
tom brady has a trading card company that has a podcast paul biznasty bissonette was on it opening hockey cards
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>>156857926
>log onto hoc
>xhe rb (raped by bud) cryin' bout canada on swedish vpn
KWACRB
>>
>"If I was on that spark that started the fires, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of water on those trees saying, 'OK, we're going to get rid of the smoke safely, don't worry.'
- Connor McDavid on the Canadian Wildfire situation

Holy based
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>>156858143
looks like we are on the fast track to a player piano world rather than anything orwell or huxley thought up
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>>156857499
Hockey cards are more popular than ever

>A Barrie teen was arrested and charged with theft over $5,000 on Tuesday after a meetup to buy a high-end hockey card went sour.

>On July 14, Barrie police say officers responded to a reported theft after a Facebook Marketplace transaction involving a "clear cut" Young Guns rookie card featuring San Jose Sharks phenom Macklin Celebrini.

During the interaction, police said the suspect took several photographs of the high-value card. When the seller briefly diverted his attention, the suspect grabbed the card from his hand and fled on foot toward a wooded trail.

Police said officers obtained video surveillance and, through the investigation, identified the suspect as a 16-year-old Barrie resident.

When officers went to the teen's residence, he answered the door wearing the same clothing captured in the surveillance footage, police say.
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unfortunately for yzermeme he tanked and had terrible lottery luck and got a bunch of mid players who he was committed to because he was selling everyone his yzerplan bullshit. then he just got desperate in the end and imploded the team for nothing. there's a lessen there for fans who want to tank not everyone has gary's blessing to get good picks
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>>156858250
Crying to the jannies too
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>>156858259
I didn't say a goddamn thing about Aldous Huxley, sir
>Presumptuous isn't just a twelve letter word, you know....
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>>156858318
true my islanders got schaefer without tanking
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>>156855692
If they move the Baby Pens after the lease is up, it's going to be to Morgantown. Johnstown and Uniontown are too dead. Maybe Altoona, if they really want to stay in Pennsylvania for some reason.
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>>156858356
True Lou just assembled an absolute shit team
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>>156858347
thoughts on your crippling loss to bud?
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>>156858487
>burger thinner than the leaf
at least try to make it believable...
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>>156858487
a sign of the times
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>>156858556
Then the leaf would have to be indian
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>>156857926
you're a fucking moron
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>>156858571
then the burger would have to be some muttoid
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>>156858571
and the american would be brown
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>>156858603
right, and make sure we can see the Canadian shitting in the street
for accuracy's sake
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the smoke gimmick is absolutely drawing dimes kek Lung-lets absolutely BTFO
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>>156858648
if we are going that far then the american should be in the act of getting shot
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>>156858702
ICE or school shooter? or both?
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>>156858661
its not smokey here at all. its a beauitful day out. i have no idea what anons on this website are crying about.
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>>156858784
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>>156858784
Chud detected
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it's gary's only weakness
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>>156858750
errant bullet from the 4th of july celebrations
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i'm American and have never shot a gun or been shot
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sorry about the smoke haha smoking on some dank nuggage
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suiting up for /hoc/'s burial on sunday
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>>156858903
i don't believe you
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>>156858926
>>
>>156858903
Have you ever sharted yourself at Walmart
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>>156858926
britain and france barely got bantered at all. >we are basically the main character of /sp/.
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>>156859003
i used to shart myself weekly and have liquid beer shits when I was a raging druk
>>
>/hoc/ hasn't died once this world cup
Not sure whether to be proud or mourn the slow death of 4chan
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>>156859003
not yet
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>>156859065
well, wait are you waiting for?
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>>156859057
A true american patriot
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>>156859060
well yea now you can be a racist chud on facebook without getting b&
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>>156859060
It is a death or a return to the mean
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>>156859115
The rcmp will come and arrest you if you say something racist in the internet
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>>156859252
is gay sex gonna be illegal?
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>>156859252
the rcmp is 2 busy taking calls from oilers fans
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>>156858926
Stopped by my biggest haters funeral just to make sure that mf was dead
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>>156859060
that curling incident at the olympics was spammed harder than anything about britain or france losing at the world cup.
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>>156859060
Former. /hoc/ really had to fight to stay alive yesterday
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you know what they say, what goes around is all around
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heading down to the store to buy some jah lap en oh chips and $2 of pepperoni
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>>156859627
any liquids?
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>>156859711
yeah cum
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Thanks, Gary
>just because
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i hate rapey so fucking much bro's
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>>156859834
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>>156859823
>>156859859
thoughts on the crushing defeats you suffered at the hands of bud and mitch?
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Can go swimming because Canada poisoned by air ):
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>>156860139
there isn't any fire smoke in water, dummy
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>>156860139
oh look its another brownoid esl seething about canada lol
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>>156860222
>bedard and macky right in the beginning
gary knows what the people want
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Shake that ass for /hoc/ mackie
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>>156860222
>celebrini spoons an anime pillow as he sleeps
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>>156860252
cute
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I can save her
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>>156858839
this is nothing
>>156860222
>support pillow
carefully avoiding explaining how that works
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>Hindustan Times
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could /hoc/ score here?
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>>156860548
5 hole on the 2nd attempt for me
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>>156860548
the one with the phone on the right is a bit of a pig but I could make it happen
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keep it simple, genocide all canacucks, and you get the arsonists, cigarette flingers, all of 'em... problem solved
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>>156860435
>canadian
>stankees
gitmo
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>>156860617
haha get smoked on mildcuck
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>>156860548
i'd deke out the goalie
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>>156860657
i'd crash the net and hope it bobbles in
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got the canadian wildfire smoke and a blood moon looks diabolical
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>>156860654
Wrong again, Samir. You stink awful.
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Puffing extra hard on the vape to finish off Michigan once and for all
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>>156860923
was this the real yzerplan?
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>>156860923
You definitely don't need a vspe to stink,. Samir.
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>>156861025
Cry about it
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>>156861025
jokes on you I've been smoking hella gas all day
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>>156860835
worst gimmick on /hoc/
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why am i supposed to care about your third world air?
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>>156861106
Does /hoc/ have a single good gimmick?
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the idea of sharing and caring for eachother has been lost
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>>156861247
yeah
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>>156861247
Assuming superiority over /cric/
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>>156861247
chambers
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>>156861059
> the stench... the stench
>>
chambers kinda rules
>>
we didnt know how good we had it when chambers was around
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>>156861106
seethe harder
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>>156861247
we were once rape-free
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shut up chambers
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lol tone the smoke down Canada and pass the Doritos haha it's dank lol, who has my lighter?
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>>156861523
I call him Ball chambers
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too smoky to see the moon
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>>156861247
she's not a "gimmick"
>>
doing a rare 9:20pm Chayka
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>>156861547
Why can't I see the moon? My direction is all off now
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>>156860654
That's our best gimmick
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>>156861247
No , JLMI
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>>156861611
Sharkie was saved by a woman kwab
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>>156861641
my dream is to be saved by a woman
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>>156861696
women aren't real
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i'm... an... american badass, watch me kick
you can roll with rock, or you can (radio edit)
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the k the i the d r-o-c

k mother fucka and you still don't know me
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MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDD

KID /hoc/
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white trash kino
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>>156861780
imagine if they kissed that'd be nuts
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AND ALL MY HEROES IN THE METHADONE CLINICS
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there's a lady on TV right now id like to give sex to
>>
Lmao remember when he had a midget sidekick?
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no remorse for the sheriff his eye aint right

imma paint his town red, then paint his wife white
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>>156861714
just like sex
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>>156861917
JOE C REST IN PEACE
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I don’t think Gary should have gotten rid of those extra pre season games because pre season is the only way busts and old washed up players can get roster spots.
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>>156861976
but barkov was injured during preseason
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Gary should just do what baseball does and have the all star game on a Tuesday
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>>156862009
Sounds like a skill issue
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>>156861917
Joe C is amongst the angels now
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>>156861976
That hasn't been true for years. Rosters are basically set going in to camp because of the cap. There is no need to have 6 exhibition games to pick one fringe player to make the team.
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thank you gary
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based Blue Jays beat the Phillies in my Show season
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>>156861917
Robin?
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>>156862052
>no games on a random Friday again
So Gary can practice chabot
>on game the Tuesday before thanksgiving
Because muh we need 15 games on thanksgiving eve for some fucking reason even though the nfl is cucking the nhl now with a game.
>taking the 23rd off instead of then 26th
Gary just wants another Saturday for ticket sales
>>
>>156862052
fuck yes all stars!! lets go! NEED some great jerseys this year
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>season ends on a Saturday
The playoffs should start a Saturday though
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>>156862080
theyve been showing the bluejays beating the phillies in 1993 all night on tv
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>>156862123
november 20 is a sacred global holiday, chud.
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>>156862155
I thought tranny day was March 31st and I only know that because it was on Easter a few years ago
>>
Since the season ends a full week earlier this season will the finals also end earlier?
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>>156862152
it was a walk off winner one of the best series ever
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last four weeks should be divisional games only
i hate stupid shit like this
>>
Will they play a 100 games every season when Gary expands the league to 40 teams?
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>>156862249
Holy shit lol
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>>156862249
not the underachieving retard derby...
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>>156862249
another garebear masterwork
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>>156862249
Every team plays a division rival on the last day of the season April 10th which the exception of Seattle vs Chicago and
Winnipeg and Edmonton for some reason. Every team also plays that day which is different from other seasons.
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I don’t think Gary will let the islanders play in Easter Sunday anymore. For obvious reasons
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>>156862249
>3 division rival games in prime christmas shopping season
these fuckers know exactly what they are doing
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>>156862186
the final has ended between june 7 and june 24 for pretty much the entire gary era. the last time it ended in the first week of june gary was still working for the nba.
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>>156862395
Should good back to ending in may
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So how will a 84 game schedule affect the standings?
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i hope the >laffs go 0-84
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>>156862576
more shit games
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>>156862757
Cope
>>
Thank God tomorrow is Friday
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>>156862766
can it nerd
>>
Why doesn’t Gary have every team play two overseas games per season?
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>>156862815
he wants to keep it as a special privledge. I'd pay to see a hockey game in sapporo or nagano
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The finals should be played here in finland
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The off season is so boring bros.
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>>156862841
The nokia arena is too small
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>>156862897
only the finest should attend
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>>156862927
*only the Finnest
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>>156862935
Based
>>
teemu and a bunch of retards great business plan
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>>156862935
haha OH!
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>>156862882
Cope
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>>156862882
at least we have blogging and music
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beer is the mind killer
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>>156862970
teemu is a successful businessman
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>>156863107
doesn't he run a steakhouse?
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>>156863107
Source?
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>>156863121
I'll ask Jarvis
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>>156863146
he's a cup champion
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>>156863170
sad :(
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>>156863117
We should get the Lord Stanley
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>>156863135
god i fucking hate him
hes from a peasant family but behaves like a posh fag stammering like boris johnson "I, I, I" combined with that finn lisp "y-yesh I tink so" fuck off teemu selfagge
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>>156863228
im going to tattoo this post across my throat
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>>156862882
You should watch old seasons of Survivor
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>>156860620
She moved to New Jersey
>>
you ever go outside to hack a dart and imagine bud's win
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>>156863207
Everything is so pricy
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>>156863207
20 dollar salads?
>>
Caesar salad general
>>
ded thread
ded sport
ded swedes
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>>156863207
>put a potato in an oven
>take it out
>charge 18 bucks

i got into the wrong business
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>>156863700
That astronaut that got stuck on mars ate nothing but potatoes, he probably seasoned them with his own stuff
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>>156863700
the potato at least has some preparation applied to it. the real scam is the $18 corn.
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>>156863207
Why do they have to make all the food gay now? When I go to a restaurant I just want a normal burger or a good sandwich
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This shit is so gay and only brain dead numales, women, and troons think it’s cool.
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>>156863207
theres no way putting some olive oil in a pan and then frying up and peppering some asparagus cost $22
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>>156863918
There is a cheese component as well
>>
>>156863917
why is gary punishing shannon like this?
>>
>>156863917
I think frozen frenzy is at least kind of cool
>>
>>156863917
How do you manage to fuck up this hard unintentionally? 16 games and all you have to show is 8 hours of tv time on a random Tuesday when the games arent even close to mattering? NBA does 5 and gets 15 hours on Christmas when the standings are just starting to become a relevant discussion
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>>156863985
You see goy it’s all about the gimmicks
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>>156863985
the nba is a popular sport. the nhl is fortunate espn is even giving it 8 hours of programming on a random tuesday when espn could just show womens college basketball or reruns of stephen a smith and get a larger audience.
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>>156864012
>>156864043
6 out of 16 games are cross conference. Literally who gives a fuck
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there have just been 4 or 5 massive flashes of lightning in the past few minutes, that smoke is going to be getting thicker bros
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What the hell did you guys say to him??
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>>156864170
Toronto changed the color of their sleeves for McKenna
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>>156864135
listening to queens of the stage
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>>156864170
Imagine paying for this slop
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>>156864170
I thought he was in New York with Gary?
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>>156864211
Yeah he is right now. But I been busy the past few days and finally got to going through some of his recent content.
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chester and chris didnt kill themselves they were murdered
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It's okay. We solved whatever the problem was. Can any /hoc/ users paying for Shannon's Onlyfan's tell us about it though if you find out?

Also has he has he talked about Cutter Gauthier wanting the same pay as Leo Carlsson yet?
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>>156864257
they would never bother doing that to gretzky. thats how you know hockeys irrelevant on the world stage
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>>156864282
We can't be less relevant than nu-metal and pro wrestling
>>
Wow 2 posts another hater
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>>156864282
mario stays pure
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there are quite a few anons here who like to brag about paying for a four channel cuck stamp im sure they wouldnt mind paying for shannons onlyfans as well
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>>156864358
i didn't pay money i posted NIN - hurt
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theres honestly quite literally nothing wrong with wasting a little money on funny things
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>>156864371
>wasting a little money on funny things
For me it's beer.
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>>156864396
personally i count that as a essential
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>>156864135
I'm starting to get startled.
>>
WHAT'S COOLER
THAN BEING COOL
>>
drunk and listening to Jewel

also drunk and downloading a few new songs do you want to hear the next one? it's not all depressing stuff.
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>>156864560
just listened to stan
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>>156864597
thinking about /hoc/ right now. I just now we'll have a good time.

https://youtu.be/AtoyLKHmy1c?list=RDAtoyLKHmy1c
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>>156864638
ive never had more hatred in my entire life
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>>156864560
why not jamiroquai
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>>156864560
loved her tits
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>>156864786
Post a song worth drinking too
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>>156864560
thats 30 years old now. can you believe that shit nigga
https://youtu.be/nEgyajy6uec?si=0dEprVpyHoGwwxse
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theres nobody in the pwhl remotely breedable that's their problem
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>JAMIROQUAI
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>>156864826
this song is about drinking
https://youtu.be/j55oEnYKhVM?si=0MP8IFqBxg-W3eek
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>>156864845
What
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>>156864852
terrible, the exact oppossit of what i'm grooving to
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>>156864945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wBDDAZkNtk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijk4j-r7qPA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etviGf1uWlg

here is what's grooving on /hoc/ radio right now. all added to my drunk songs playlist. more coming.
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>drunk on a thursday night
Sad
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>>156863352
all the time
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g
https://youtu.be/oPQ3o14ksaM?list=RDoPQ3o14ksaM
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>>156864993
If you think about it, Thursday night goes into Friday which is the weekend so there's really nothing wrong about it.
>>
on a chilly easter evening
on a train bound for no where
>>
get busay get garay
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>>156864983
this ones a good one
https://youtu.be/G_mxesp3w3E?si=-w5vu144CeQ-GT7v
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>>156865113
noy interested in canadian music
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>>156865128
Canadian music rules. Our boys can both rock and play /hoc/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C_fVnE3xHY
>>
accept this banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSffz_bl6zo
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>>156865128
https://youtu.be/o7aShcmEksw?si=oVM5uLQt7iJtbqWO
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>>156865174
Nah
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>>156865178
2 80's

thanks tho i hope you rocking out
>>
Getting it ready cuck?
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>>156865219
Can we get a Canucks edition?
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it shouild be Buoy edition
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>>156865268
>>156865268
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>>156865245
I hate Buoy so fucking much
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>>156865230
No
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>>156865303
Maybe next time.
>>
Is being a goalie more difficult than being a lineman in hockey?
>>
>>156865458
goalies are the most valuable and yet most hated of all the players



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