Philthies Kek Editionprev: >>156828037
theres no way anyone likes this mic'd up shit. no one. its just the same normal cliche answers to the same cliche questions except its even more awkward because theyre trying to field their position.
resd
recycle later>>156858374who am I kidding it will archive before then
Mariners>>156858375It's the worst.
>>156858370My pirates (:
>>156858385nu in a few
>out on a 2 hopper from bitchette>bum
I can’t even philthies post today because my dog had a successful surgery and is recovering at the vet hospital rn. Idc if the Mets lose by 20 rn.
is mayonnaise an acceptable, /mlb/-approved condiment on a hot dot?
>>156858481No, but cream cheese is.
>>156858481Are you Brazilian? The guys I used to work with used to dip cold hot dogs in Mayo.
>>156858481nope. just ketchup, mustard, or relish. cheese/chili dogs are also legal.
He gets it
>>156858502cheesed to meet you
>>156858481White people are so gross like does your dog shower with you too? Would explain the musky ass smell
nola is dealing
>>156858536regular relish? or that weird, comically neon green relish they use in chicago?
I thought the mest game was supposed to start at 7 wtf? Also why are they playing in this smoky weather?
>>156858569gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
>>156858625wedds
>>156858625a cloud of omicron AIDS is blowing in over the stadium so they started early to avoid it
>>156858536are you frankspie?
>>156858698frankspie and linkspie both abandoned us
>>156858654The different is drinkability.
>>156858625they moved the game up for some reason because leafs are trying to do what california does and burn land so they can buy it for cheap. now we have to deal with the smoke from it
>Argentina wins>seethe on /mlb/ skyrocketskek
Playing baseball makes you more...?
do NOT reply to perubot
Man I think I'm stuck in the 70s if I wanna read about baseball history. Just finished a book about a few seasons with the rangers from a sportswriters perspective, wild shih. Bro watched the dime beer night riot. Now I'm reading bronx zoo and it's just as wild, players could just do anything back then, also errybody didn't have a stick up their butt. I'm not wishing death on baseball but if players strike filters out the puritans and gays, that'd be cool.
jesus christ
>>156858797https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrhmUGRaOwY
>heeming the guy who homer'dPhillies SEETHING
>>156858900>me listening and learning from my ancestor
>>156858900imagine giving a fuck about such a thing
>>156858476get well soon pupper!
>>156858900who is this nigga???
why did my dumb gay retarded ass think this game was on at 7 eastern
did they change the start time i thought this shit begain at 7
>>156858900baseball?
juiced faggot
>>156858972a lolcow
>Poodres release their 2027 schedule >Have a game during Comic Con Preview NightYikes!
>Mets have informed teams that everyone but Juan Soto, Nolan McLean, Carson Benge, AJ Ewing, and Christian Scottkek mest!
>>156858976>>156858983Something to do with the smoke or a controlled burn or something
>>156859040that's when hololive night at petco park is happening btw
>>156858972/int/ fags are the incel version of the libtard with a useless humanities degree, but they studied history instead.
LGMstart winning for her
>>156859073
>doyers play at home during AX weekend againneat
>>156859073Why do koreans all look like seafood?
>>156859040>>156859067Imagine the smell of Poodrepacos and obese comic nerds coming together.
>>156859121h-hot....
>>156859067>>156859093It's staying in LA Moco-chan.
Spare a nigga a stream? all the sites of dem ol days are fuckin up
>>156858900are you just searching the archives for `argentina` kek
>>156859040>>156859093>Fuwawa at hololive night at dodger stadium for AX>Mococo at hololive night at petco park for comic conwho says no?
>altering you’re plans due to imaginary airdo city slickers really?
>>156859164i do. i say no.
>>156859164me
>>156859138>>156859067>moved to japan and cucked their weeb american fans out of streamskwab
>>156859164>>156859197
the nola crumble starts now
>>156859197damn those are some sexy dudes...
>vtkys srsly
Ofc Nola’s one good game and he’s gona lose
>>156859197>Hapsburg jawsno wonder they decided to use tranime avatars lol
We love vtubers here, especially if they have huge tits.
>>156859245don't tell me you faggots actually watch this trash
nola had all star break to lock in fuck still ass
>>156859257We do, and it's fun.
>>156859245>huge titsyou mean the avatar?
Any way Mets fuck this up?
omg aj ewing grand slam incoming3 on No out ggs
>double playTHE >MEST ARE BACK
LOLMETS
>>156859279you have to be 18 to post here, bud
damn bases loaded and yall dont do shit hahahahah
>nobletigermettiejetties kek!
>no runs>mest
nobletiger!
fuck off
I love science, nintendo, jomboy, smashburgers, fangraphs, IPAs, baseball savant, elden ring, the sandlot, the criterion collection, and the seattle freakin mariners
now that's a bona fide fuck the mets moment oh yeah
>>156859397dude..... heck yes!!!!
>mest
>Marlinslowest payrollactively fighting for playoffs>Mesthighest payrollseasons overWhat happened here?
>>156859284>Any way Mets fuck this up?
The Shanghai Mets
>>156859421Mets are so bad it hurts my brain
>>156859426The Sao Paulo Mets
yes yes, Mest are badbut let’s not forget the Philthies lol
>scienceNah >nintendoGrew up playing 64 and GameCube but never play vidya anymore >jomboyHe’s ok. Got some funny stuff >smashburgers Never had one. I’m a Chick-Fil-A Chad >fangraphsDon’t know what this is >IPAsGross >baseball savantGood site >elden ringNever played, guessing it’s a $0y RPG>the sandlotMighty ducks for me >the criterion collectionDon’t know what this is >the seattle freakin marinersAmen to that. Go Mariners
The feminine femanon here!
ALL RISE
>>156859467>never play vidya anymoreextremely gay
It’s so smoky out. Felt like I was in post apocalypse on drive home from work.
>>156859418Conventional wisdom is you can’t buy a championship in baseball despite what the doyers have done recently
I love math, pc gaming, jake, hot dogs, traditional stats, chocolate milk, sonic adventure 2, bull durham, shrek, and the st. louis cardinals
Trade for pena and put turner in center ggs
>>156859486>east coasties discover what the western US lives through every summer
>>156859467>Mighty ducks for me/mlb/hoc/ broship continues to be confirmed
Alvarez seriously needs to stop challenging
>Phillies commentators seething about the Mets winning while being 16 games out
>>156859527stay classy philly....
>>156859538Actually don’t think I’ve ever seen the sandlot. It must be good and wholesome since it triggers /mlb/ schizos so hard
>>156859549>Phillies commentatorsumm, anon, the game is on ESPN...
>>156859541he and Vientos have so much unearned confidence. it ticks me offas least Alvarez has good vibes and can be a clubhouse leader and is solid offensively for a catcher
what with the air in queens?
Boring ass games.
>>156859577full of pipi and cagar
>>156859549Phillies commentators are such cranky boomers
>>156859577sewage fumes mixed with the open air chinese wet market
>>156859569that would explain it as well>>156859577wildfire smoke drifting down from Canada is what I heard. sucks to be outside rn between the heat and the light smog
>you get your dodger dog?
>>156859566>good and wholesomeidk those types are probably calling the wendy peffercorn scene sexual assault/"borderline RAPE!" so I guess it's a wash
>>156859577Canada is leaking. When Canada and the United States combine it creates the Mexico piss filter color grading
>>156859577the eternal canadian is at it again
>>156859598in the area, it smells like the neighbors are having a bonfire, but everywhere you go.
Once Mets reliever comes in it’s free runs
>>156859529Yeah keep asking in em el bee that’ll work
kek...KEK!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYOU SUCK TREA
>>156859529is this a real question or are you shitposting? I need some background if you want help
what the fuck canada
Gotta get in front of that, trae is so ass.
>13th error for Trea this seasonThe hell happened to his glove
trea is so fucking ass its almost unimaginable
>>156859577There’s a wildfire 500 miles away 10% as bad as the ones that happen out west every year so east coasties think it’s the apocalypse
>>156859659This is a real question. She just doesn’t want to do it anymore, and isn’t cheating. I’ve mostly stopped trying
>>156859677do you still have sex? have you gotten fatter or otherwise changed in appearance? has she? what's the chemistry like in general
>>156859666Checked and he is old now
>>156859671>/we/ want Turner >name your price
Lindor sucks. He’ll be on Boston by the deadline
>>156859710God I wish
>>156859710we would be fucked if we trade Lindor and Bo opts out. it's better to keep him for another year
>>156859694No we don’t do anything sexual. I’m the same weight, like 170 and 6’2”. Shes like 5’8” 130 but used to be maybe 15 pounds lighter.
okay, Nola is locked in. the batters need to snort something to back him up baka
>>156859529>we don’t make out anymore >im very non confrontationalYeah bud she’s cheating on you with a real man who isn’t afraid to treat her like a woman
>>156859729have you talked to her about it? you should be clear that you still find her super attractive and have needs. sometimes women lose their sex drive after birth or as they age. you gotta talk with her about this one big dawg. if she doesn't want to engage, then maybe try to get some intel from a friend or a friend's husband. if it seems totally doomed, you gotta consider if it's worth sticking around. harder if you have kids, if not and you're unhappy, then mere attachment isn't the only factor to consider if that by itself isn't allowing you to be content in lifealso try to make a few moves. make dinner, open a bottle of wine, get her a little tipsy and start embracing/feeling her, see where it goes. talk to her if a couple of attempts don't work
There anyway we can go back to the all star break that was nice
>>156859729She’s 100% cheating on you Women don’t go without sex They find it elsewhere
I really like Scott's fastball. it's got a lot of run on it. works well against lefties up and drifting away. does he have a good secondary pitch from the same arm slot? imagine a kick change or splitter dropping off a cliff when you're expecting a 97mph riser middle up
we good off baseball, mls is here
>>156859792That must be some good weed
>>156859477waste of time hobby for children
WTFFFFFF ROBBEDDDDDDDD
wow fucking lucky
>>156859784True yeah I need to try some of those things. Alcohol makes her sick so it’s a little harder there. I think I’ve been spending too much thought on making her life easy instead of thinking about my wants. No kids at least. She wants them but idk how she’d expect that to ever happen.
>off the rails schwarbombholy kino
>that fan should interfere with a ball still in playfucking retard
>>156859418
Clutchhhh bucket hat guy just got signed by the mets.1 year 150 million.
KEK
>>156858370I just discovered you can use a cheese gratter to make potato hash and its delicious. Looks like that home run got derailed.
>>156859851how did a beta faggot like you ever get married
>>156859778>>156859796Is this even true
?????????literally every other time that's happened it was a hr
schwarBUM just can't do anything useful can he?
>>156859863Bs how is that railing considered in play
>cucked by a bucket hatthe absolute state of the phillies
>>156859863I can't stand this fucking guy. His voice is annoying enough without all the dumb bullshit he says
Phillies just created the anti-Steve Bartman rofl
Why did manfred schedule only one game today? It seems unfair to these teams and shitty for fans anyway
>espn about to interview a retarded kid after making fun of him for 5 minutes straight
>>156859851Its called puting your penis inside your wifes vagina and pumping till you are done. Don't pull out, fag.
>>156859851yeah you have to communicate bro. but don't be a whiny puppy. women don't really like guys that turn into a puddle. you gotta show a spine. you can be respectful and not be a dick but still be firm and unironically masculine. figure out that balance. let her know she's not gonna get off the hook, this is important to you. but also gotta let her know you're there for her. it's really a vibes thing, tough to explain. but you gotta balance being open to hearing her out and advocating for yourself. do NOT, I repeat, do NOT beg or cry or do anything else that makes you seem like a soft needy bitch
Scott done...time for the Mets to implode
>>156859880betas are the new alphas
Imagine being this faggot
mest kek
lindor fucking sucks holy shit
>>156859197NO NO fake news
>>156859907that looks horrible
>>156859927I have considered jus being super passive aggressive about it so this is probably better advice
>>156859934No they aren't, there is just an epidemic of faggots with kids.
I really would like to get rid of Lindor because his defense has been awful and his bat is cold as hell and he seems to not care now that he's not THE guy on the Metsbut if we get rid of him and Bo opts out, who would we play at SS? Mauricio? fuck that
what would frank think of that Schwarby stolen base?
>>156859938me on the right
>>156859938what a chad
>>156859960just rape her
Mets body language is always so fuckin bad These guys hate playing with each other
nice strikeout DARSH
>>156859960that's how resentment builds in relationships. worst thing you can do. you gotta straight up talk to her. what's the worst that happens? you figure out that she isn't the one in this life? sucks but why would you rather drag that out for 10 years in a cold marriage instead of confronting it and moving on with your life in a way that gives you less stress while also giving her a fair chance to work on it with you
>>156859907>cheese and meat are seperated.thats not how you make a philly cheesesteak
>>156859938Didn’t he objectively do the right thing?
>>156859938me on the left
National leave men on base day
>>156859998Yeah thanks anon for having your head on straight. You’re a stand up guy.
My digits have confirmed, I am the philly cheese steak king and no I am not gay.
>>156859938why do neckbeards actually grow out the neckbeard? it's a horrific look. look at this dumb motherfucker. he looks like he wishes he were amish but got pubes on his face instead. what the fuck. cheeks smooth as a baby's butt with stringy ass rusty whiskers growing out of his jawline. holy shit man get some friends to stage an intervention
>>156859315>being excited about a double playIm a mets fan now this team is pure comedy
So you steal a home run, you manufacture an out on yet again another bad pitch, and then you popout to another bad pitch to avoid yet again the Phillies scoring ?
>>156860028Is that why the flags were at half mast?
>>156860046>self czechinvalidated
B R E T TATY
>>156860046digits and ur gay
HOW CAN SHE THROW
>>156860032good luck brotha
bull fucking horse shit, that was obviously a schwarbomb stupid fucking faggot jew york met cocksuckers fuck you die
Are the phillies shit?
>>156860059>>156860068nice try queers
>>156860082kek seethe bitch
>>156859577They’re in Philly i thought
Do you guys ever look at old drafts and prospect lists just to focus on the ones that didn’t make it who you thought would? It’s especially crazy when it’s someone who didn’t get injured and just never put it all together for whatever reason. Makes me feel better about feeling like I had good potential as a kid but ending up mediocre at best.
>>156860090fraid so>back to back off nolaoh no no no
>>156860082lol it's the philthies own ground rules
KEK PHILTHIES
baby mets bombers
Mattingly kept him in too long but mets somehow choke iykb
>>156859907>peppers that’s a no for me dawg
philthies KEK
>>156860115wony mest angel
>canadian flag still up in cbp
>>156860082Did the stinky philly fans hogtie that kid who could have caught it yet?
>gayron nolakek
>>156860082KWAllies kekaroooo
>>156860103no I didnt have narcissistic parents
Why did the Phillies pay Nola?
>>156860090fraid so
mets could still blow this
>>156860134i like peppers and mushrooms. no onion unless its diced/grilled but even then im picky about them
how do I get a baseball loving gf?note: baseball loving is not the same thing as some bimbo or "content creator" or "social" watcher who goes to the games because it's "cool" and "fun" while knowing nothing about the gameI met a girl in school who's seemingly a legit Yankees fan since she was talking to me about their entire rotation and Bellinger's All-Star Game and Judge's return date and stuff, but she's in a relationship already
>>156860175???
>>156860188e-date a cubs girl
>>156860187I like them just not on a cheesesteak
>>156860188>some bimbo or "content creator" or "social" watcher who goes to the games because it's "cool" and "fun" while knowing nothing about the gamedude you find this and you lock it down, you're describing a unicorn. the dream is a woman who will listen to you rant about sports shit and then smile and say "that's great, babe!" and then you do the same when she talks about her friends or whatever Bravo show she watches.
>>156860187>>156860213Peppers are always good
Game 7 of the World SeriesBottom of the 9th2 outsFull countDodgers had just come back from down from 0-12 to 10-13 With two outs and the bases loaded, the Dodgers' rookie stepped into the batter's box. The pitcher fired a blazing fastball.CRACK!The ball soared high into the California night, climbing higher and higher until it disappeared beyond the center-field wall.Walk-off grand slam.For a split second, there was complete silence as everyone realized what had happened. Then Dodger Stadium erupted like a volcano of cheers, fireworks, blue confetti, and joyous celebration.Players sprinted onto the field, helmets flew into the air, and fans hugged complete strangersThe celebration quickly spread far beyond Los Angeles.Across the country, baseball fans gathered in parks, restaurants, and living rooms to celebrate the thrilling finish. Landmarks lit up in blue for the evening, kids played impromptu baseball games in neighborhood streets, and families stayed up late sharing stories about their favorite moments from the season.Social media filled with highlight reels, congratulatory messages, and photos of smiling fans wearing Dodgers blue. Even many rival fans tipped their caps, agreeing they had just witnessed one of the greatest World Series finishes ever played.For one memorable night, people from all walks of life celebrated the excitement that only sports can bring. The Dodgers' incredible comeback became a story told for generations
https://x.com/i/status/2077874965508968584>SNY's @chelsea_janes reports the Mets' sale is on.>"As the second half begins Thursday night, it seems the time has come: A rival executive said the Mets informed their team that the sale is on, and that everyone but young stars Carson Benge, AJ Ewing, Christian Scott, Nolan McLean and the obvious, Juan Soto, is available. That doesn’t mean everyone will go. But it means the Mets will listen on just about everyone, which is in keeping with what people familiar with their thinking have signaled for weeks.>That the Mets are fielding calls already suggests they will be spreading out their sell-off over several weeks, rather than waiting until the week of the deadline when the market has settled and time constraints create a more frenetic process."We've thrown in the towel, Metsbros.
a sotoan walk
>>156860188im dating bree delio, dont tell her followers
>>156860239didnt read
>>156860238>west coast opinions on food don’t you guys eat crickets at the ballpark?
>>156860239I read this and loved itThe Dodgers are the greatest team the world has ever seen.
>>156860234that's every woman. I want a girl who will cheer on passionately with me
>>156860243frank status?
>>156860188>I met a girl in school who's seemingly a legit Yankees fan since she was talking to me about their entire rotation and Bellinger's All-Star Game and Judge's return date and stuffIf she's into it it's only because or boyfriend/father is into it. This is the sad truth.
>>156860239if i could press a button to make everyone in los angeles infertile i would smash it with all my strength
>>156860284>her father is into itthat is a good thing, father to husband
>>156860103I've come across 32 Year olds that only got as close as Mexican league or Japanese league. Hope those bros get a coaching job once they get too old, cuz they got no other skills. I think it's something like only 10% of dudes in the minors get into the majors, so a lotta bros get nothin but a busted shoulder. Smarter ones only give it 4 years then move on if they don't see the majors, cuz even triple a pays crumbs. Should be somewhat the same at large corporations, but mediocre dudes and kiss asses rise instead. Reason number one I'm self employed now, only limit on how far I rise is my own ability, not some dorks who refuse to retire.
>>156860340didn't the milb just get a huge salary boost? i think they make 6 figs now which is amazing if you can play a kid's game for a decade without breaking through
would this pencilneck shut his jew mouth already
philthies keke
>>156860398but enough about Ken Rosenthal
>>156860265I don't know if they still sell them.
>>156860243Summer fire sale!Everything must go!All proceeds go to buy eight custom-made Mets classic hot dog carts by the iconic Worksman Cycles, America's oldest cycle manufacturer (established 1898 in New York City)
>>156860408They don't :("supply chain issues" and they were way overpriced before they stopped
>>156860243Nobody wants those bums. Especially clubhouse cancer like Lindor.
>>156860103My college sucks at baseball but about 9 years ago we had a kid get drafted early 2nd round. We were all sure he’d be a big leaguer. He slashed like .350/.480/.775 in college. He never made it past AA and barely hit .200 in five minor league seasons before retiring to coach college ball
>>156860429We'll have the memories forever.
I need it...
>>156860234Some people want to enjoy talking to their wives
>>156860243soon
kino status?
yo mang you want? you buy? good price for you on mets mang
>>156860134Tastelet Peppers and chiles are amazing
those pretzels look good
>>156860479these pretzels are makin me thirsty
the concept of philly cheesesteak burger sounds great but every one ive had has been disappointing
>>156860455..I give it to you
>>156860507that just sounds like overkill like every other meme burger
>>156860507It's simply unnatural to have it as a burger
>>156860507Philly cheesesteaks are the same. I love all the ingredients but somehow the total is less than the sum of its parts. Cheesesteaks are mid
>>156860470We need to just carpet bomb NYC and start over
A black and bleu with mushrooms and jalapenos is pretty good tho
>>156860527why?
>>156860478A cheesesteak has four ingredients, steak, onions, a fresh roll baked same day, and cooper sharp or provolone cheese
>>156860507Make it at home yourself to your liking then turn on the Phillies game
>>156860531Roast pork is the better Philly sandwich by far
>>156860531are you goodpostspie
>>156860542>DONT YOU DARE CHANGE THE RECIPE TO ADD FLAVOR >GOTTA BE AUTENTICO MAMMA MIA God I hate east coasties
>>156860507>>156860531I like the jersey mikes one.
>>156860531What ingredients are even in a cheesesteak
>>156860509ah...AH!!!
its 2 all-cricket patties smothered in black-owned bbq sauce nestled with ethically farmed onion rings
>>156860507I've been to places that made a great cheesesteak and then I went back later and it was screwed up. I think it's hard to make them consistently. I know of one place in Manhattan though.
weaver is dealing
>mestGame on?
>>156860531>Cheesesteaks are midthey are mid but they are reliable. usually a good option if you are at some random shit hole and dont want to get burned
Mets have informed teams that everyone but Juan Soto, Nolan McLean, Carson Benge, AJ Ewing, and Christian Scott is available kek!
>>156860572Steak strips, onions, provolone/white american are mandatory, I like peppers and mushrooms too.
>>156860596espn
>treadeemed
its happeningtake the shot
>>156860566stick to bugs
>>156860610Peppers are mandatory as well, but not mushrooms
>>156860600I tried one of the OG places in Philly expecting the best sandwich of my life and it was a 6/10 at best
>>156860622its over....
>>156860572cheese and steak
>>156860600I actually got burned with a cheesesteak in South Carolina once. I don't know how it's even possible to make a cheesesteak as flavorless as it was.(checked)
>>156860563I don’t know what this means
>>156860641why didnt ronald sue over this bersmirchment
>>156860384Considering all the costs they eat, and months off, even six figs ain't much. Only guys that get good money are the big up front bonus bros, as long as they invest the bonus and don't blow all of it. But 20 year olds aren't known for their financial intelligence. Now if we had a system like Europe where ya take care of recruits but in return any future contracts get split amongst the athlete and his farm teams, that'd be interesting. Even more if a public market were opened, ya pay for shares of a Future prospect and get a payout when he gets called up. Baseball cards sorta do that but a lotta the value also relies on rarities and bs like grading, gimme something more legit.
>>156860572steak & cheese Then sautéed veggies as you like and put on a sandwich
>>156860636philthadelphians are under the delusion that cheesesteaks are region locked. no need to go to that shithole for a great 'steak
>>156860556
>>156860610>steak strips
>>156860655fohgedaboudit
>>156860596game on
>>156860610American cheese might be the problem. Hate that shit Does anywhere make them with pepperjack or some other good cheese
a cheesesteak should be completely cut up. if you have strips of steak thats just a steak sandwich. all the veggies/shrooms/etc need be diced up and grilled with the steak and then thrown on the bun together.
>>156860610onions yes, peppers yes, mushrooms optional, and unfortunately (mostly due to meme status) cheez whiz is also acceptable. American is the best by far, provolone gets too dried out and stringy when you try to melt it, but I did enjoy a provolone/American blend once
>>156860671there are better cheesesteaks across the river in new jersey
Is meal prepping still a thing? I’ve been hungry at work recently
>>156860666what costs? free housing, travel, meals, health insurance. and that's with a lot of months left to do whatever else they want to for workit's not bad at all if you're chasing your passion
wiz wit, simple as
>>156860698Provolone is a standard offering. Have you had Cooper before? It's not like other American cheese.
>>156860487Was that line some kind of jewish psyop? Pretzels have 5 points sometimes and the thirst reminds you of the desert where the holy land is
I am dying of no baseball.
>>156860724No. No you can’t meal prep anymore.
why do athletes spit so much? i have never in my life had the desire to spit for the hell of it unless i was actually spitting mucus out or something.
>>156860776S
>>156860698Sonny's on Market street will make it with whatever cheese you want. It's a great place to take out-of-towners where they won't be a pain in the ass/taking up space at a local spot, no judgement about even the most ridiculous modifications, and it's clean and in a nice area.
>>156860776ngmi
Francisco Alvarez is the kind of guy that you can just imagine drunk and sweaty, wandering around with tears in his eyes after crashing his car.
>>156860740Must be a northeast thing. Never even heard of cooper cheese
>>156860607>its realkek wtf
mest think they are getting the next cam schlittler for dh alvarez lol!
Kek Darsh
>steak strips>steak should be completely cut upIt's called "thinly sliced steak"
>marshmore like fartsh kek
Nice fielding DARSH
Hot take >mest will get hot in August-September and sneak into the playoffs
>>156860792It's definitely regional but I'm not sure how big the region is. It's made with sharp cheese.
putting them all on the slave block
>>156860636That's like the guy that went to Kansas City and couldn't find good BBQIn just two seconds in Google I could have told you to go toMike's BBQChubby's Steaks
Pls no bully
>>156860823I don't think so Tim
>>156860823come on bro...
How is the top of the metal railing still in play?
i like mustard bbq.
>>156860797why wouldn't it be real, they're horrible
>>156860854How is schwarber so shit he couldn’t hit it literally 1/2” further?
>Quite literally breaks his back to carry his team to the playoffs in 2024>His Jew boss pays him back by trading him away less than two years laterI would be so fucking infuriated
>>156860854Ask the Phillies groundskeepie
I like watching tyrone taylor play.
lindor strikes me as uppity.
>>156860856same
What are the odds devin williams turns this into a loss
Nice lineout, DARSH
>>156860823Too far back. They’d have to go something like 46-19 to have a chance
if my club picked up lindor i would take all of my Official MLB merch outside and cum and shit all over it
>>156860955about as good as you getting it in your ass tn
>>156860860because its still a big ego hit to do. plus cant be good for morale, even if people like lindor dont end up being traded>>156860908he has to agree with the potential trade right?
Where's Tintin, he's missing the first game with his newly adopted Mets
>>156860955pretty high if it was a good team
METS WIN ITMETS WIN IT
>>156860856mustard yesbbq no. worst sauce in existence. im not talking about a bbq marinade, im talking about actual bbq sauce
gg philthies see ya saturday or something
>>156860972obviously not every player is going to be traded. but when the team sucks shit it's time to bail. don't want the ego hit play better.
philthoids KEK
15 GAMES UNDER BAYBEEE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fuck you at least i don't live in new york
blow another one to a bottom feeder, why not at this point
>>156859279aren't those the whore ones?
The Phentanylphia Philthies may never win anything ever again
Are the mets going to become good in the 2nd half? Some meme magic, perhaps?
>>156860187i see what you GNU/did there
>>156861055Yes but it won't be enough to go to playoffs
sasaki v cole tomorrowtwo potential no hitters on the cards
>Are the mets going to become good
Highest BB% in MLB this decade (min. 3,000 PA):19.2% — Juan Soto16.5% — Aaron Judge
>>156859245I still have no idea what a v-tuber or hololive is and I will never learn
Scharbomb? more like Scharbong! you gotta be high thinking that ball was going out lol
>lose the derby>lose the all-star game>lose to mettie jetties
>>156861104kek
Smoke'em if you got'em ... PUT IT IN THE BOOKS! Mets 4 Phillies 1
>>156860724have you lost your goddamn mind?
They should just move Alvarez to first base
>>156861147Kek might as well
How many home runs today Francisco Alvarez?...not one ..not two...
Bum club kekkies
>>156860724dont you have a missus to make you lunch in the morning?
>>156861147>>156861161too short. he'll basically never be able to turn a clean 3-4 or 4-3 if there's a runner on. he'll also have less explosive range on hard hits coming his way or slightly errant throws. can't stretch as well either to get those 1 or 2 step away outsthey could try it but I don't see it ending all that well
>>156861100vtubers are just whores who are too ugly to stream with their real face so they larp as tranime girlshololive is a company that does these tranime streamers which has a cult following on 4chan because they pander to incels by e.g. not letting them interact with men
Mets undefeated since the All-Star break, babbbby
phillies just insist on getting humiliated this week
>>156861084>SasakiThat's a potential yes-hitter
Congrats, Devin Williams, on career save 100.
24 more hours til baseball
>>156861317There’s afternoon baseball tomorrow you STUPID FUCKING FROG
>>156861347mlb.com displays double slurpers at the end of the schedule regardless of start time
Scott’s taking finasteride I recognize that hair
>>156861055blessed by lucky vicky
thus concludes an exciting day of baseballdid your team win?
Mets should move Weaver and Williams to my Mariners
>>156861646Deal... but you have to give us julio and take vientos.
jesus christ the mightya mouse went up my nightiebit my tit made me shitjesus christ the mighty
>>156861672You can have Farmelo and Castillo.
>>156861194I see vtubers as girl friend experience simulators, they act like yo gf but ya don't have to pay them or treat them nice. Emotional whores, but far far better than onlyfans or streamer girls, who use their looks to get mo money. On the whore teir they're near the bottom next to free dinner girls, but in the top tier in respectability. Most of them are unemployable autists, so I am happy they can make some bread in our cruel world
>Mets undefeated since the all star break, all other teams combined haven't even managed one winwelp, it's their league now. just call the season now
>>156861194>>156861718you shouldn't know any of this.
Mets 103-57 now.
>>156861725Only need to win 72% of their remaining to sneak in to playoffsBut also the rest of the al might help them, so maybe only a 65% win rate?Not impossible if a roster overhaul can be done
Are Soto and Lindor still at odds with each other, forming rival factions within the team and fighting?
Sillies kek
>>156861742Eh they comfy background noiseOr wouldya rather be a homo and listen to dudes 24-7? They all got cute voices, so suck my dih.
>>156861853no, they went to a knicks game together
>>156861809dont the mets have like the 5th hardest run into the playoffs from here
>>156861853Yes, that's why the Mets are looking for someone to trade Lindor to.
>>156861694We need someone handsome on the new york mets. Julio is the logical answer.
>>156861915Lindor would never allow it, you need to get him a ganja pal.
>>156861890the mets have the toughest remaining schedule in mlb
>>156861888>>156861910Hmm, I wonder which opinion is correct.
>>156861853Lindor is at odds with everyone>made nimmo leave because muh politics>punched mcneil in the face>made soto fake an injury to get away from him
no baseballworked suckedeating same thing i hvae for 4 day straightat least i have em ell bee
>>156861972I see—that's another way of looking at it.
>>156861910I'd say their deep pockets adds a huge boost to the oddsIf they spend wisely. Big if
>>156861963mine. always.
>>156861979food and shelter>/mlb/
>>156861742I am excited for when all people replace their sexual partners with bots
>>156862226Not even close
>>156861979glad to hear things are going well
which mets player do you think will instantly become good again after being traded elsewhere?
>>156862344soto
>>156862344Lindor
>>156862344Senga unironically
>>156862344Senga ironically
my created player in the Show got drafted by Arizona and pitched a perfect game and finished 9-0 then traded for Skubal during spring trainingsnek chads we're back
>>156862412keep us posted
METS FRENS WE WON! WE WON!
>>156859397>look mom, i posted it again!
>>156862344simian
>>156862412Did he play for my hops??
>>156862412was your player a self-insert?
>>156862483he went straight from amarillo sud poodles to the league
>>156862552nah my son's a teenager i self inserted him instead
>>156862564:(
>>156862578lol does he know he needs to make the bigs irl?
>>156862613he plays a different sport entirely (lacrosse)
>>156862628sir there seems to be a string hanging from your eye socketlacrosse is cool, I went to a tournament for it at high-school (just because it was another way of getting time off school)
im gay and i LOVE cock!!
>>156862655checkedthe sport is extremely based to be honest i never knew a thing about it at first
>>156862628
>>156862683lel
>>156862628Mid-atlantic moment
>I got news for you
>>156862713we ain't even gay
>>156862712Pennsylvania is God's Own Country
>>156862729speak for yourself pal!
>>156862666>pope is a white sox fan>satan is a cubs fancmtsu
The only 4 pitchers with 10.5 or more strikeouts per 9 innings and a sub-3.00 ERAAmerican League Dylan Cease, Blue JaysNational League Jacob Misiorowski, Brewers Chris Sale, BravesChristian Scott, Mets The Mets’ righty is DEALING this season!
>>156862578kinda gay ngl
>>156862803try having sex once pal ya might get a kid to self insert into games
>>156862821I will never have sex
>have son >self-insert him as a girl when I play vidyafeelsbadman, I wanted a cubs girl
i'm saving myself for recker
>>156862854
>>156862854patrician
Yes, Spider-Man is canonically a New York Mets fan.Growing up in Forest Hills, Queens—just a stone's throw from the Mets' home at Citi Field (formerly Shea Stadium)—his fandom began when his Uncle Ben used to take him to games. This love for the Mets has been depicted across various forms of media
>>156862931Spidey was at the game today
Tobey Bros stand up
>>156862886Good post
Andrew Garfield genny
>>156862931this is copypasted AI and your brain is rotted
>>156863001AI has better Mets discussion.
It's up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reqLRUhlvIY
oh im not clicking that
>>156862886Based ancientcoom
>>156863084click that shit nigga
>>156863023clickies!
>>156863023You just know all those umps are rocking 2-inch chubs.
>>156863010Many are saying this.
>>156863200why do they look like ai generated bugs
>>156863252It is AI generated and they are bug-adjacent
>>156863252stop asking questions
>>156863252
Will any Yankee step up during the second half?My money is on "No!".
>>156863311Based Garfield poster. >>156863369Hopefully Volpe. He's slightly better since coming back though that's not saying much.
>>156863473o my kek no way kek no way!!
>>156863493yes way keke
>>156863499omfg!!!!!
hope my guards dont make livvy upset this series :(
cum shitter kek
>>156863560She's gonna leave him for Jordan Walker
>>156863473kek!
>>156863573hes one bad performance away from her running into my arms
>>156863580kek, these reminds me of those starving kids memes made when the red sox had promos for the kids to eat free and they were losing every game
gn
>>156863580philthadelphia poopoopeepees KEK
>>156863580kek!
Doyerpacos... this was just an aberration right? Not a Canary in the coal mine type thing about the low effort plague that could capture them in the NLDS
MLB has effectively outlawed use of league-provided dugout iPads to access generative AI, which some teams had increasingly leaned upon to help shape in-game strategy, per @TheAthletic.
>>156863674>gnGood night, anon.
>>156863697kek what?
>>156863715wow i hate japan
>>156863715hot
recycle suun>>156858374>>156858374>>156858374
"ChatGPT what pitch should I throw to Yordan Alvarez here?"ChatGPT: "Honestly, a four-seam fastball down the middle should do the trick—it's often the last location a disciplined power hitter expects in a big spot, and attacking the zone can work to the pitcher's advantage!"
500
>>156863726a wee bit early innit?
>>156863697When they started using the pitch-com, I was wondering if teams were feeding initial conditions in to a predictive model to spit out the next best pitch type thing. Pitch selection is such a mind game that it seems like it would be perfect for optimizing with a black box model
nu >>156863729
>>156863744If you threw it up before throw it downIf you threw it inside before throw it outIf you threw it fast before throw it offspeed
>>156863560she's going to be smiling her ass off and getting railed with big skenes cock after we smoke you
>>156861054
>>156860284>If she's into it it's only because or boyfriend/father is into it.My wife is a baseball fan because her mother is also a fan. We watch games all the time. Her father has zero interest in sports.
