Colonel edition NRL>GAME 1Cronulla Sharks v Newcastle Knights6:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoOcean Protect Stadium1.38-3.04>Ocean Protect Stadium will be the venue for a Friday evening clash as the Sharks, coming off a record-breaking victory, host the Knights. The Sharks secured a historic 66-0 victory over the Dolphins in a lopsided Round 19 encounter, while the Knights fell agonisingly short in a 24-26 loss to the Rabbitohs. In their last NRL meeting, the Sharks defeated the Knights 40-16 at Ocean Protect Stadium. Overall, the Knights lead the head-to-head 25-24 since 1998, but the Sharks have won 6 of the last 7. The Knights: have not tasted victory at Ocean Protect Stadium in over a decadeSharks 1-12 2.95Sharks 13+ 2.30Knights 1-12 4.20Knights 13+ 7.75Sharks -8.5 1.97 Knights +8.5 1.84>GAME 2Sydney Roosters v Melbourne Storm8:00pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9Allianz Stadium1.28-3.66>Allianz Stadium will be the venue for a Friday evening clash as the Roosters host the Storm. The Roosters secured a controlled 28-12 victory over the Eels in Round 19. The Storm held off a fast-finishing Gold Coast side for a tight 22-18 win in Round 19. In their last NRL meeting, the Storm defeated the Roosters 18-4 at AAMI Park. Overall, the Storm lead the head-to-head 34-20 since 1998, and have won 8 out of the last 9Roosters 1-12 3.10Roosters 13+ 1.96Storm 1-12 4.80Storm 13+ 11.00Roosters -11.5 1.87 Storm +11.5 1.93previous thread >>156832284
>Another fucking red, black and white team We need some new colours man
>>156861563They should play in yellow and black. Home jersey all yellow with a black star on the front, with black shorts / yellow stripe >they should also be called The Ducks
pooarks have been good but I dunno I might have to jump on the knights bandwagon
>>156861928Yellow and Black is reserved for the Quokkas when the Bears go bankrupt in 5 years
remember: the broncos hate madge and are all on the verge of quiting the club
losing was just part of the plan
knights are good value. pooarks have had one good win.
Madge should just leave that ungrateful Broncos club and come back to coach NSW where he belongs
The South Island Kea bid has taken down their website. What's doing?
Good games today!
>>156863570that logo sucks looks too much like the wahs but more of an eye sore. what even is it supposed to depict
>>156863590I don't like it, but it's a head on view of a kea's face, beak in the centre
>>156863605this wasnt perfect but it had more soul and couldve been built on as a concept into something good
>>156863570Rugby League loves mergers so I wouldn't rule out they merged with the Orcas bid
Riggi League
>>156864385the panthers lost last night
Eleven ina row, eleven a row, the Panthers were just the first of eleven in a row.
footy tonight!!
>>156861563>>Another fucking red, black and white teamname one other team with that colour combo
good thread, lads. nrlel is doing well.KEK.
/nrl/ is for job havers
>>156864385please watch our sport
>>156864637Dragons and Bears have it. The Dolphins use Red, white and black as well as that gold/cream colour they use. It's safe to assume the Chiefs will probably use PNG national colours which include Red, white and Black
reckon drinky will be a flop at the draggones
theres barely any red on that kit
Also another problem, if you're going to put another team in NZ you've got to differentiate them from the Warriors as much as you can. Those jerseys just look like old Warriors jerseys
for me its 2007
>>156863570They've officially folded the bid. No word on any mergers though.
Give us a team in Adelaide, plz save us from gayfl
>>156865416what would they be called?
>>156861928>>156862507>yellowWe don’t use that word in rugby league (or union).https://youtu.be/ntG50eXbBtc
>>156865256makes me think of Simon Mannering
>>156865416move the Sharks, Adelaide Sharks rolls off the tongue nicely
Rabbitohs CEO Blake Solly says the NRLW probably won't expand for a few years
ME SO SOLLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpgzjK1_zwM
>>156865454The aboriginal word for glossy ibis
>>156865416the Adelaide Falcons
cut the funding to the nrlw they get from the mens game and see how those big brave feminists survive lmao
>Rugby League 26 is a year old Might download it again and see if they've improved it
>>156865558based simpsonposter
>>156865589The games aren’t separate. Women’s rugby league is considered a category of grassroots rugby league, you’d essentially be arguing to cut all grassroots funding provided by the nrl
>>156865607they havent
>>156865628>"professionals">grass rootsmake up your mind, glowcunt.
>>156865655Why would you even think grassroots must be precluded from professionalism?
>>156865696stop moving the goalposts, shlomo.
Irish is alott of things. Jewish is not one of them. Irish is truly. A man of the people (Volk)
How did the Panthers lose last night? Are they retarded now?
>>156865895too many coconuts on their team
Double down was as good as I remember.
>>156865464(RIP)
>>156865997For me it's wicked wings
>>156865997>>156866056good postslove the double down me
too many peeweesnakes in this thread for my liking
Newcastle 1-12Easts 13+ (they’re going to break the Storm tonight)
>>156866125all me btw
peeweesnakes. why'd it have to be peeweesnakes?
>>156865895They do not enjoy the wet weather, neither do the Broncos, but I think last night proved that Penrith are more detrimentally affected by a heavy track in comparison to Brisbane. It’s cool and interesting now because if it’s raining during the finals that could potentially be the end of their run
>>156866154our enormous downstairs operations precede us
Fucked around with RL26 for a little bit. Game seems to have the same gameplay and control issues as before. If anything it seems like they made the game slower, all the players feel like they're running in mud. They have updated the squads and players so that's cool but that's kind of it
>peeweesnakes getting uppity because theres a game on before their bedtimes
I for one like the peeweesnakes name
>Trent Barrett has emerged as a potential third option (along with Dean Young and Ben Hornby) to be the next Dragons head coach No fucking way
>>156866362Mum said I could stay and watch the second game as well as long as I behaved ITT
>>156866380Based PeeWeeSnake
>>156866392Make her proud
>>156864016>Rugby League loves mergersYeah the two we have right now are doing really well for themselves
If they come in as Orcas I’m going to call them Wellington. If they’re playing in Christchurch they should be the Bulls, or something else that isn’t a stolen name from a previous club bid
Any of youse old enough to remember the St George/Steelers merger? What were the reactions like?
>>156865558Based fellow Simpsons poster
>>156866436>the bullswut
>>156866437I was 8 but don't remember anything specific. I was more upset about Balmain as I was a full kit wanker for them at the time.
Honestly at the time we were mostly focused on saving our own clubs during the rationalisation. That being said it was clearly a corporate thinking merger to combine the red v brand with the Illawarra region, and it’s always looked more like a takeover and felt like the death of the Steelers
>>156866455CHCH BVLLS
>pooarks jersey
sharks with a contender for worst kit of all time
wtf are Cronulla wearing? They look like Penrith and Melbourne had an anal birthed baby
>>156866455local rep team is the Canterbury Bulls. It's too similar to the Bulldogs so they will never go with it. I like the Keas aesthetic the most.
>>156861563>>156861585holy fucking bland kek there’s thousands of normies on Insta that prouduce better mock up jerseys regularly. what a way to scuttle the brand.
Family Tips Someone in the Top 3 Turned Fairy Edition 9 tipped pooarks 3 tipped poocastle2 forgetful fairies
>Poonarks
is this a Toby Rudolf jersey or something?
Orcas are literally black and white though, any other colour combination would be retarded
>The black, blue and neon pink jersey is also supported by an emotive campaign, “BIG Love. Women Who Inspire,” which creates a powerful connection between the jersey and the inspiring stories it represents.
>>156866585aren’t they tongues pink?
SET THE FUCKING TABLE
PONGODSET THE FUCKING TABLE
>>156866601some pooarks missus are gonna be black and blue after letting the million dollar twink score on ya
>>156866601yeah that’s some BIG love on the left kek
There’s not a chance they won’t be black and red though because it’s the Canterbury colours. What they could do is the opposite of the union team and wear white and green and call themselves the Christchurch Ummah
limp wristed arrow desu
>>156866628
>>156866640just Irish things m8
keep it simple
>>156866657Ref arse jersey
>>156866671refs wear orange or pink
BITEBACK*thrashes and knocks all the cutlery off your silly table*
We need to introduce colours that aren’t used much for better brand recognition. That’s why the Kea colours of jade green, orange & black was kino.
they really have binned the disrupter rule, at least for the sharks
He took Young out. What the fuck is this shit.
something looked off about that but you can’t really overturn it either
>>156866628The Auckland Warriors don't wear Auckland colours
>>156866737Isn’t that where the Blue & White come from though?
>>156866746probably, but the red and green are more prominent than the whiteby the same logic a canterbury team could be red, yellow, white, and then black as the fourth colour
more drops than last night in the rain!
Mars Jew
>>156866773the red and green came from the DB bitter sponsorship you absolute freshie
>>156866792its VB you tea totaler
>>156866792the yellow on the christchurch jersey will be from the whittakers logo. sorry i didn't know about the history of your shit peem kek.
>>156866790Oy vey
>>156866773True m8. The problem will be PNG will also be using that colour scheme and the Bears are Red & Black too. Not to mention the Phins who are red, white & gold. 3 new expansion peems all with very similar colour schemes. IMO NZ2 would be better off going with a very different design.
SCRUM PLAY TRY
this game has officially been kleined
>>156866858Vlandys should just tell the owners to either adopt the Keas name and colours or fuck off
*ring ring**ring ring*Katoa’s on the blower lads
>>156866737they also have been called the Auckland Warriors for a quarter of a century lad
>>156866891yep 100% & he should also get all them South Island niggas to break bread into one super consortium.
Simple fix. Just go with their original colour scheme
should call them the sutherland-cronulla piggybacks
>>156866819Whittakers is from Porirua holy fuck you're getting btfo tonight.
>>156866932turquoise is such a submissive colour though. it's giving perennial wooden spoon contender.
>>156866891Keas colours are kino anyway and different enough from the Wahs
Why can’t halves just die with the ball when the pass just isn’t on?
BASED big kev never took the poo
>>156866951cause getting tackled herts :(
>>156866932>>156866946change it to a slightly darker green and it’d be kino - in fact just steal the Māori’s jersey desu
>>156866951because then it becomes some other cunts error on the stat sheet kek
>taking the pooget CURSED you COWARDS congratulations to poocastle on your victory
>ttp
you’re a coward Nigo
BROS that famous content creator is watching the pooarks
50-14 incomingAlso dat forehead on Chads mate
>we’ll take a 6pt lead m8
CURSE ACTIVATED
THE CURSE IS UNDEFEATABLE
Clangback
kek the curse is undefeated
You did tip GOATcastle right?
hate when the better team is losing
>moar tries>fewer pointsI’ve seen this episode before
>tipped pooarks
>>156867070I feel like this deserves a higher res
newcastle knights? more like shitcastle nots!
Going to do it in fours lads
Some of those sharkgirls looking thiccccc
>>156867217Sharks and Manly have the hottest female fans
more like Womanly
>>156867102sadly it was like 1 frame before they cut and it was in motion
>>156867249and Dragons. Probably the 3 whitest fanbases right there.
South Island SamNeils
NIBBLEBACK
kino pass
Just realised how visually abhorrent these sharks kits are
Nice kick
fuck these sharkie fraudscan't do a thing without the ref piggybacking them
>>156867288Would look good with a big Santana Minerals logo as main sponsor
gotta admit it'll be pretty kino seeing the pooarks and the poorcas playing at ocean protect stadium
Always hated pink WIL jerseys
if sharks are allowed to play at this rubbish tip of a stadium, souths should be allowed to play at redfern
>>156866773>yellow
nice catch
>>156867368Redfern should be expanded to ~30k with a roof and it can be used for boxing and mma and concerts and things
>ruining the sanctity of your footy field (and the grass) to hold non-footy events yikes
Retractable roof obviously. And big windows to let the sun in
haven't seen nikora do something good in years
>nsw origin star best
Get your shit together Knights
>>156867368Redfern can only let a few thousand people in
>>156867434sounds exclusive charge 5x as much for tickets
the BroncGODS could beat both these peems
just 6pmer things
Great second kick
>>156867439No corporate boxes unfortunately
Old enough to have played a few of my junior grand finals at Redfern before they knocked it down
He’s right it should be play on
I reckon if Bradman Best came out of the oven a minute later he would’ve been down’s syndrome desu
>>156867476SOVL
>>156867476absolute kino how good would it have been to live in those houses if ya loved ya footy
ponga is swallowing everything that comes his way tonight
>>156867476wow that suburban layout brings back memories, absolute peak
he's good at that
>>156867522what the fuck was he thinking with those tattoos
There you go, that’s what happens when you don’t contest high balls
COMEBACK
JUST FUCKING DIVE FROM 10 OUT AND YOU WILL SIDE OVER YOU STUPID FUCK
Bullshit. They need to go back to the proper interpretation of a knock on. At no point does he actually lose possession there
best more like worst!
>>156867563zoomers don’t know how to play wet weather footy
Best? More like Worst! (Louder and funnier)
>>156867596>>156867583lol
long meme drop out no try
>women in league round>biff every game so far based giving the girlies what they want
>>156867544
BOMBACLART
Klein is such a diva
>>156867634kek
>>156867634nice
the most annoying part is how the sharks fans are going to act like they haven't had their dicks sucked all night by klein
kek that was forward ffs
>>156867634heh
Death to all NRL match officials
sharks are super strong going to be deadly in the finals if they go deep
Shit teams.I'm just saying what we're all thinking.
based Mars Jew knows to dive in the wet
>>156867563THEY LISTENED TO YOU
thanks lads, ill be here all night
>>156867563Marshes for you
JUST LIKE THAT THATS HOW YOU FUCKING SLIDE
>>156867563based coach
>Poo gonna get the Pooarks home /nrl/ BTFO
kek Kevie is going senile in real time
looks like its goodnight nurse for the knightshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLKeKqzRXL8
The cultists are in the minority mate
>>156867715ackshully its ponga's missed conversions that lost them the game
kek Pukeass
better team lost. awesome.
in the real world pooarks lost due to the curse but poocastle's million dollar man can't kick for shit the curse remains undefeated
nicho better polish klein's nob good tonight for the piggyback
>score more tries>lose
That win takes Cronulla out of the Broncos loss watch list
In the next game, Easts vs Melbourne, Broncos fans will be cheering for a Storm loss
Poorm are losing but it doesn’t matter. Broncucks aren’t making the 8
>>156867748this implies we live in a fictional world
>>156867777fuck yeah I will be shame I already watched my one game a week though
DCE masterclass tonight
gotta feeling Fa’alogo scores 120+ tonight
READY TO CHOOK
Family Tips Bellyache from bad Steggles Edition 11 tipped poosters1 tipped poorm2 forgetful fairies
I want easts to lose but I don't want the storm to win.
>>156867777I hate both these fucking teams and hope they destroy each other no matter who winsif the broncs can't win the comp, let the warriors have it or let penrith roll on. I'd rather Penrith win forever than have either storm or chooks win another premiership.
where are all the chooks fans kek
>>156867902its cold here mate, good one to watch from the comfort of my surry hills penthouse
>>156867902M*lbourne tier weather in sydney rn
>mercenaries have no customerssad!
1337 kick by VICTOR THE INFLICTOR
>Poosters changed from white to navy shorts just in case their players get their periods KEK
>>156867965
HE'S ELITE
honestly forgot DCE even existed. He was the heart and sovl of Manly, now hes just another faceless mercenary
>>156867965Helps with poo too
does Suia Wong own the restaurant Mr Wong’s?
>>156867902Teddy is the drawcard
>>156868007*Tupou
evening fellashappy weekend
>>156868041hey m8 hope you had a good week
>>156868041>artful dodger in the back
walker is in a run from dummy half for 2 meters mood tonight
>>156867902Ignore the replies, they don't have any
>steps my own shadow >goose steps 2 meters from defensive line>steps my own shadow again>hits defensive line >get pushed back 1 meter that'll be 500k per year plus tip thanks
bit of roosters refball there
Billy Snitch
HE STOLE HIS LOLLIES!!stealing the ball back just after a six more call might be smart cause the ball runner is all relaxed and not thinking about ball security
based DCE smart cookie a coconut would have scooped that up
FUCKING DECKED THAT CUNT TO NEXT WEDNESDAY
Deadgo Savbodied
Imagine a hot NRLW winger with Nawanganitawase's hands
SUTTON YOU BLIND CUNT
D C Elite
You know what they say about women with big hands?
HE’S ELITEE’SELITE
>laziest arrow everkek based billy
HE'S ELITEHE'S DCELITE
Storm are going down
roosters could win it all this year
>>156868244Can’t ask for much more tbphwy from an Eastsman
>>156867902swans are on at the SCG
twinks can't kick goals
>>156868223Excellent pianists
Will Sawbrick
i dont like seeing him crying :(
ACK-chilles
damn that’s sad :( get well soon Warbrick
alright I won't post my poor taste joke :(
It might not be that bad. These days 2-3 weeks can get over an ankle or achilles it just depends. Vossy and Brandy need to chill out they’re going on like his career just ended, it isn’t Yow Yeh levels
Nothing morphine can't dix
alright changed my mind, I will post it>will soreleg
just get him some mt druitt water, he'll never get tired or injured again!
Aren't tendons slow to heal because they get little blood supply? Plus it's surgery to reattach it.
Crazy how the broncos and storm are the only teams that come close to matching Penrith's intensity and they both fall apart with injuries after a season or two, meanwhile Penrith are the least injured team in the comp year after year.
>>156868305you should only be allowed to post during the week desu
I'm sick of seeing the trainers hovering around the poosters GET EM OFF THE FIELD
>>156868323>broncos kek talk about a flash in the pan
For any zoomers itt, Yow Yeh suffered a career ending compound fracture of the lower leg. The bone broke and stuck out through his skin, the sock was soaked with blood and we seen the whole thing happen live. It was obvious he’d never play again at the time and it was tragic because he was good and young and a top bloke and nice guy at that
>>156868375decent
old mates trying with all his might not to bar up kek
>>156868375kek saved
It might not be that bad. These days 2-3 years can get over a compound fracture it just depends. Irish needs to chill out he’s going on like he can’t walk, it isn’t McKinnon levels
>wishACK
PACK IT PACK IT
missed lol
>1 point fg attempt
epic poosters moment
sam walker is the biggest fraudabsolutely average player
he's just having an off daycwith the boot
ponga and walker are on break and its throwing them off
Aww warbrick
grant bros...
bed looms after the footy lads
>>156867630FECKARSEGIRLS
does bellyache put too much pressure on his players would they be better off relaxing and playing free
The Roosters are such an unremarkable football team but they will comfortably make the top 4
shouldn't that be poorm ball
Should be a penalty
kek Brandy & Vossy about to punch on
I wanna see Ramsey get one
>>156868741I’d just about bet on brandy
can’t believe I’m actually wanting the Poorm to win
>>156868771based bellemy
kek Pisshart
shit game desu
R E F B A L L
Soft
GAYMES GONE
respectfully brushes your hair
soft? he caressed his fucking head lovingly
OGREBACK
>soft penalty>six more>six more>tryjust refball things
holy fuck that Loiero fucker is a dogshit player how the fuck has he played Origin?
The soft penalty was a square up for the bad call against Storm on that catcher interference
DCE masterclass to resume shortly
marky mark hia looms
piss shart
short drop out too poo catch
Melbourne don’t deserve to win this
Wishart fucking sucks Bears gotta get their money back
piss shart x2
>>156868887Anytime now
only the poocos get wet weather footy
Wishart’s fault, 100%
piss shart trying to palm off his shit pass kek
This is possibly the shittest game of the season
Forgot Davvy Moale existed. He was supposed to be a prodigy at Souths and I'm pretty sure Manly are paying him a decent wage next year
They're gonna re-turf SFS at the end of the year again and fuck over Sydney FC again
bros wtf is a sydney fc? fieldcraft? is that like minecraft?
Soccer should play in winter and if they don’t want to groundshare with the other codes they need to play at their own grounds
Knew this was going to be the worst matchup
That worked out ok until the penalty
wtf watson learn the rules that you play professionally DCE BROKEN NOSE
>>156869031If Soccer played at the same time as all the other codes they would be playing at local high schools
KEK literally me on the couch trying to stay awake
was that some kid falling asleep?
>>156869073kek was gonna post this except I'm Australian and would have said lounge
>>156869082we say sofa here champthe lounge is the room
BAWKBAWKBAWKBAWK BAWKAAAAAAAAAAAWK
>>156869075He was dazed and confused at this game
kek little fella is awake and cheering now
>>156869082I say davenport
>>156869058Not my problem and I don’t care. Soccer acts like it’s entitled and it isn’t, summer is for cricket and bbq’s and swimming. I know they complain about sharing grounds with rugby (either code) because they want the grass cut shorter and they don’t want any mud, well tough shit go find your own grounds
>>156869111but its winter in irishland when the cricket is on
>>156869093A sofa is a lounge that folds out into a bed. On a couch you sit more upright than on a lounge where you sink into it and recline somewhat
FUXKINF POORM DAMNJR
PLAY DIRTY POOSTERS BAKAWWWKKK THEM UP
>>156869129They play soccer in summer here too. None of it makes any sense
MEANEY FUCKING SUCKS TO WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE BEARS DOING?!?
>>156869138its literally the oppositet. work in the furniture industry
>>156869165idk maybe your co-workers think you’re special
>>156869175no but all the posters here think you're special
couch is american for lounge and its just another americanisation poisoning Australia
>>156869193That’s some retarded shit. A sofa literally has to have a bed, it’s a sofa-bed. If something is couched it’s sitting upright, and if something is lounging it is reclining. I’m suspicious, I think you might be South Australian
3/3 time for bed goodnight family see you tomorrow xoxo
>>156869225the truth is that couch just isn't used as a term in australia. sofa is the catch all. they definitely do NOT have beds, thats a specific variant called a sofa-bed.trust
are these auditions?
>>156869165Where can I find a good chaise lounge?
>>156869295unfortunately i can't answer that because im not telling you where i work, and im also not telling you to buy from a competitor
>>156869295ok I changed my mind, harvey norman for both answers
>>156869340Yeah, nah fuck that and fuck that thief Gerry Harvey
Why is it all australians
Fell asleep during the 2nd half and had a weird dream about cooking a monkey in a rice cooker
>>156872289Go bananas
>>156872289Reminds about that youtube monkey torture conspiracy that got exposed
