swans vs crows
nick daicos
swans have the best girls :)
i cumming
all cumming together
>>156868329BASED
Do you blokes reckon the swans are still a threat come september?
>ref watches the ball all the way over his headstop being a tryhard cunt
>>156868331>bathroom stall graffiti tats>good
>>156868331facts
>>156868313I reckon they should play "Hit and Run" by Jo Jo Zep and the Falcons when Josh Worrell kicks a goal.
HEAVE HO UNNA
swans customers be like>where's buddy??
whats youse fellas favourite gacha?
>>156868368i should play simpsons hit and run
>>156868376Don't get the appeal
Do any of youse have a favourite jellybean colour?
>>156868369HEAVE HOUNNA
>>156868389this really makes me think
>>156868376None
>>156868390GOAT tier: light blueSHIT tier: purple
Just tuned in. How many goals does Curnow have currently?
Does anyone know how lions fans lick whiskers off the pudding?
it's raining
curnow finals kick
>2v5>80% of the seats are emptyPretty pathetic desu.
>>156868409Just about to lace his first
Rain becoming a factor here
wtf this papley fella is hella elite
>>156868427it's raining ya retard
>Wet game>Crows have their retardo tall forwardlineFree win for the swans from here desu.
In the wet it's all about fundamentals and getting the ball forward
>when the pub has gender neutral toilets
HEEM CITY
Fog clotheslining cunts, the sloppy fucker
>>156868472He'll get a week for that
B: D,Frawley HB: A.SelwoodC: T.SelwoodHF: R.WallsFFRINT
>>156868464Oh yeah?
>>156868472no fog next week
>>156868358
>>156868483Solid spine
>>156868483I wanna make this team.
>>156868500kek
>>156868491Yes no funny business, just keep it very simply and get the ball moving in the right direction
>butcherfu gave me an extra 50% for the same price of what i asked foreither she hates her boss or she wants me to dick her hard, and i'm fine with either
>>156868483FF:C.McCarthyR: G. Polak (retard got hit by a tram lmao)
HOLY RIGGAMOLI
Papley such a selfish fucker.
>>156868516hates the boss, my wog butchers do the same
Scumps gifted them one. Bet they saw the crowd thinning out
>>156868516unless her boss is one of my other waifus cos i want to dick them too>>156868535pickle
crazy how swans are back in this /s
>Another week another half-dozen crossing the line frees against for GrundyHow has this cunt not learned to stop doing that?
Come on Curnow i need you to score so i can eat something other then rice or tuna this week
i think papley is my fav swan
if an aflw-loving non-mainstream footy journo and vlogger was also an umpire that'd be a conflict of interest amd he'd be scumps iykwim haha
my fave swans are all stunning brave women cos i'm a feminist and feminism means equality
when was the last time you blokes used a pen
refuse to recognise clifton hill as a legitimate suburb
>>156868594i used the pen tool in photoshop creative cloud yesterday you mean that right
>>156868559They normally don't call them against him, only his opponents.
>>156868594this afternoon
Why does abbey always act so seductively when interviewing sweaty players
>>156868594daily, this morning
>>156868594Wednesday afternoon
>>156868594I use my trusty 4 color pen to write to-do lists everyday as NEET life is unbelievably busy
>>156868624barely containing her lust the randy strumpet
>>156868594Weeks ago but I use a pencil daily because it's more reliable>hurr someone can erase your shitI don't work or live around low IQ groids, thanks for your concern
>>156868594im writing every day mate
the afl really loves making a big deal out of something chad warner does every game despite the swannies losing
it's a tight one
>>156868500OH NO NO
I hate half time
>>156868667oh you're a retard
They should rename quarter and three quarter time to hydration breaks.
>>156868683you think "retards" are building our nation champ?
>>156868701No but fifa may
>>156868594use them every day
>>156868702And running it too.
>>156868610They call them against him all the time. They'e blatant and he just keeps doing it.
I hate the on my way bitch
swannies girl spotted :)
>>156868746phwoarrr imagine the big poo she got brewing currently
death to the CFMEU
>>156868754if she even poos it would be little rabbit poos
>>156868746imagine her vaginal discharge right now
The lighting in those rooms looks so shit, depressing, same with the marvel rooms
I’m a tad horny
I'm a tad corny
>AND AFTER ALL>YOU'RE MY WONDERWALL
>>156868762Nah a trainer would have a high fibre diet, we're talking thick continuous logs
why do you guys hate so many songs
The umpiring is chronically bad. Something just has to be done.
Realising that gambling makes watching footy completely soulless
>>156868313love how much you knobs twist and turn over swasn, especially us supporters. will never not be funny knowing you cry wank over us.
>>156868813for me its just sweet caroline (and i gotta feeling by black eyed peas)
>>156868821Elaborate? Your multi not hitting?
le meat tray
Women don't realise that there's a lot of men out there that want to watch them take a shit
AHHHHHHH POPULAR THING
>>156868813love songshate mongssmoke suck dongsbongscarn brizzo 26 hip
Got a fucking headache and I think it's one of those ones I'm gonna need to take some goypills.
only just went back on the chan after having dinner hence late reply>>156867861weathers fine he said dumb cunt not even going to bother to address any of your other points as they're just as wrong
Despised Mr bright side whenever I was at some shit bar with free entry, they’d always play it & every normoid chick would scream it
>>156868854prefer a tofu basket, me. and 'bucha or matcha
>>156868871>not going to bother to addressaka you have no argument idiot
>>156868871said. not says. past tense, cockgobbler
>>156868872>women happily singing a song about a man seething Classic>>156868897>said. not says.>weathers fine he said ??
Would Aqua's 'Barbie Girl' be a based goal song or cringe?
whats stopping two team mates handballing it to each other endlessly and breaking disposal records
>>156868917Dangerously based
>>156868917cringe imo similar to blokes who call themselves 'swifties'
>>156868937AFL is a gentlemans game
>>156868917Catchy, silly song that doesn't take itself seriously at all. It's fine.
>>156868897i said said you stupid cunt, read my posts properly and don't ever reply to me again fuckwit
>>156868937Daicos doesn't have any friends
>>156868746must be hard for her to be in the rooms with those sweaty, muscled, high test men when she's ovulating
This game feels super flat
>>156868916yes, he said it earlier when the weather was good.hes not saying the weather is good when its not.now eat your dessert crayon,
>>156868941Id use fate of Ophelia as my goal song just to signal to all the girls that im socially acceptable even though im a racist and sexist
papley is so fat and useless
>>156868982Valid Strat
>>156868917based for aflw or a very macho man who uses it as a pisstake. cringe for a poof like darcy moore
id use a certain section of dire straits money for nothing for my song haha
>>156868774hi a tad horny i'm stepdad iykwim haha
i'd go with duel of the fates
>>156868941>cringe imo similar to blokes who call themselves and each other 'based'ftfy
Curnow is fucking dirty the grub
NEW swannies girl??
>>156868993You use just the opening riff which is a cool riff, and it gets people thinking in their head that you obviously know the larger connotations and lyrics of the song, but you can play dumb and just pretend its a cool riff you heard.
what's that song, the presets?
for me it's flabba babba wabba jabba noonga - noonga out da front iykwim haha
>>156869007i'm here with all of my peopleWAAH WAAH WAAH
>>156869010based liam ryan
peeney keeps grabbing his arse must have gotten dicked hard last night
>>156868956yeah, he said the weather was good. and it was. now it's not. buy a clock and get your mum's bf to show you how it works todd.
>>156869010That shit is still funny after all these years.
>>156869010very based
Swans are in the lead, and you've all gone quiet...
>>156869010based bobby hill>>156869022and accurate
>when hes a 10 but his mum was publically educated in the state of queensland
SWANS
good game tonight?not watching
>>156869057it was good until they started rigging it
>>156869057not really it's pretty boring and wet
time becoming a factor here
>>156869034>and accuratePart of what makes it so funny. The small details like stealing m&m's from the pub just add to the charm.
grundy just puts a hold on every contest but never gets pinged for it
>>156869057Nah mate https://www.afl.com.au/video/1562250/theres-zero-chance-thats-a-goal-fan-fired-up-by-score-review?videoId=1562250&modal=true&type=video&publishFrom=1784281909001
>>156869010I'd make mine a dial up modem connecting sound, coz I'nm old and dont give a shit and hipsters would love it and id be on brown cardigan and be a meme for a minute.
>>156869061>>156869064>>156869085thanks lads :)
Curnow may not have a goal but he's allowing so much space for the other Swans players to work
>>156869029they're in their discord
didn't ask
Last week we mobbed some asian kidAnd took all that cunt's dardy shitWent to Cash Converters hocked it inCome home two blocks and half a stick3 beers n' 1 smoke each for the kidsSo now we filthy fuckin rich
fucking idiotic decision
Lads, Tom just posted
Who is your favourite female comedian?
>>156869157Does Tina Fey count?
Fucking mollison is a moron. Such a shit umpire.
>>156869157melanie bracewell because i watch her show every week
>>156869162of course
>>156869157that fat south african onejust kidding
>>156869177Then her.
my gf just asked when hawthorn are playing?
>>156869168This yo girl?
>>156869157nikki glaser had some good moments in the roast of tom brady
teams keep trying this don't score a goal for a quarter rope-a-dope thing, and frankly, I think it's batty. the clear way to win games is to score more than your opponent.
>>156869157Hannah gadsby
>HHK 81 on the bench>No way to loophole himWhy the fuck do I have two playing rookies in my defence?
dont care mateyou are shit at fantasy
Are you guys hitting your KPIs?
>>156868993Based Essendon player.
>>156869157Which one? I have 4.13 billion of them
poort are basically fielding an under 21s side this weekend
>>156869226In the top 3000 so objectively false.
>>156869221Same, but no forwards and only 1 mid.
>>156869157demi lardner
big last quarter coming up
>>156869157Myf Warhurst
I ask the best questions
>>156869284more stolen valour
>>156869276great tits
i ask the worst questions
Game is good but missing the star factor of Nick Daicos
>>156869289no, I asked the question about pens which is the question of the night
>>156869293the little virtuoso
>>156869157Dame Edna Everidge
crazy how the age of oc and memes are overnewfags never know how good it was
>>156869205that's my girl - all 190cm of her
>>156869301ok i concede.... for now
I ask the real questions
Big goal
whats your favourite question?
All the springs in my mattress are breaking
>>156869310newfags don't remember watching the oc followed by rove live
>>156869336i was never allowed to watch the oc or rove. mumza robbed me of a huge part of my formative years
Memes were gay as mate. Imagine saying something like dat boi outloud in 2026
>>156869334good question
>>156869334What are we?
you just feel like momentum has shifted
>>156869290>great tits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ74LpOIH-w
>>156869253Almost exact same as me except I have two playing rooks in mid. Taking Banfield over Lake was a terrible move and difference between having a forward bench player for the rest of the season as well as 100 point cover for JHF this week.
Paps been yuge tonight.
any loomers in chat?
>>156869390not really >>156869373
>>156869336>>156869346The only good thing about OC was the OP (or ED?).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQi8wEHMm5Y
>ynr when mischa barton turned up on neighbours
>>156869390he's looking overweight, i agree
>>156869373>Flat hairGrim. This is why you need a woman with a bit of melanin.
>>156869373Would still mylf warhurst, she's so fine
>>156869412the OP was CALIFORNIAAAAAAAAAAAAA, think forever young was used once on an important episode
>>156868594filled out some papers a few hours ago
>>156869377cool tune, heres one 4 uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a1LO9WbmAc
I'll be sleeping with my thermal top on tonight. The cold is in my bones and I can't take it anymore
Think I still have a dvd boxset of the OC in my garage desuUsed to watch it with my sister
>>156869466Getting a quality quilt changed my life. Well, not really, but it's nice and comfy at night.
loom
IMPORTANT POINT.
huge goal in the contest of this game
shitney kek
>Run and bounce manStupid to not just kick the thing.
Swans are cooked.
Swasn are cooked but do NOT eat them
arsey faggoty
Are le swans fraudulant?
FOGATRON
>>156869527Yes. They've been shit for months but keep falling over the line with cheeky wins which made them a secured top 4.
>>156869527Did you not see them against bane? They aren't winning a flag any time in the next 20 years
FOGGY BOY
>>156869527not really fraudulent, they were just never good
you just get the feeling the swans need the next goal
>>156869544Bane just had a lucky few games, they're gonna sink shortly
sydneys 2nd rucks are useless
Now brisBANE I can get into
Anyone know the equation?
>>156869051swan's escaped iykwim haha
>>156869527still better than your shit side dickhead
>my job here is done
>>156869573who's this?
Time may become a factor soon
isuck peeney
How good is Borlaise
charlie curnow finals preview
>sydney staring down the barrel of a rebuild before devils come inoh it's not looking good LOL
>>156869573>0.2Thought he'd kicked some goals (when Adelaide were shit for a period). Pathetic.
>>156869573>he's good in important games!! i swear!!!and as i typed this he got beaten again kek
Bros.. i don't think Curnow is gonna get 3+
>>156869576ed curnow's brother
>>156869601Swans are going to finish second.Will likely face Adelaide first week though, so this game isn't a good sign.
>*kicks off ground*>LE MESSI SOCCER XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>156869617based curnow fucking over bettors
>>156869621finishing second is gonna hurt their chances of getting a good draft pick LOL
this game is all over
Curnowsisters.............
Bro how are crows 3rd on the ladder
It's joever
wiley fillforp
>>156869643hawthorn and brisbane haven't played yet
>>156869643because hawks and bane haven't played yet
switching over to the golf
>he tipped sidderslaughingsluts.jpg
swans hat redhead in the crowd liked it
>>156869643Lions and Hawks haven't played yet.
crows have dug deep into their historic spirit hereAAMI stadium lives on
Crows looked so good tonight! Woweeee
>>156869643Hawks and lions? Yet to play.
Swans are a pea-hearted, fraudulent, piece of shit club.
What are the swans lacking?
>>156869692trvke
>>156869643they're a very good football team
>>156869573but you didn't do anything!
>>156869688>lost to the real teams (geelong, fred, hawthorn, bane)>lost to the bullfrogspretenders
tried to warn you swans poofthe heartache only gets worse
Bum Papsmear
and respected by our foes
swanseether heretipped shitney to win by 18thanks for teaching me how to hex them :) kek
>7 touches>2 marks>2 behinds>1 tackleHe literally left nothing out there.
queer queer the red and the white
ADMIRATION OF THE NATIONAND RESPECTED BY OUR FOES
an aussie is the leading The Open lads
>>156869733Head so small it looks like a nut
>>156869733literally a bully fraud
>>156869743What's open?
Go Crows!
>>156869743Switching back over now.
>>156869732you tip a margin for every game?
>>156869743bomboclat(cheers)
GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKEDCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
>>156869755Golf. We're rich poofs here.
Can't help but respect these crows, even though we are foes.
>>156869755Your mum's legs.
oh dear turdnow went missing against real opposition again!
>gambling
>>156869769The crowd shots from Adelaide oval are normally full of qties. Those girls are porkers.
>>156869774not rich just autistic me
Crows have won 6 of their last 7
>>15686977411 handicap heredoing the yearly lads pilgrimage to barnbougle in a few weeks, finna be good
>>156869803huge if true
smug crows gf
>>156869803They'll win their next 3. Collingwood, Essendon, Richmond.Fremantle in Perth is probably a loss. Giants in Adelaide to end the season is likely a win, but potentially a loss.
Are any of you blokes good at darts?
the maccas drive through chick just then was about 100x hotter than zendaya
>>156869829Nick Daicos and Pendles will expose the crom midfield
>>156869840Zendaya isn't hot.
>>156869839throwing and punching
>>156869743I don't understand but I like how the leader board looks
The fight for a free spot in the prelim
>>156869848based blind man
>>156869848then it's very plausible that the maccas girl is 100x hotter than her
>>156869859Turrbal