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swans vs crows
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nick daicos
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swans have the best girls :)
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i cumming
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all cumming together
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>>156868329
BASED
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Do you blokes reckon the swans are still a threat come september?
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>ref watches the ball all the way over his head
stop being a tryhard cunt
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>>156868331
>bathroom stall graffiti tats
>good
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>>156868331
facts
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>>156868313
I reckon they should play "Hit and Run" by Jo Jo Zep and the Falcons when Josh Worrell kicks a goal.
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HEAVE HO UNNA
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swans customers be like
>where's buddy??
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whats youse fellas favourite gacha?
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>>156868368
i should play simpsons hit and run
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>>156868376
Don't get the appeal
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Do any of youse have a favourite jellybean colour?
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>>156868369
HEAVE HO
U
N
N
A
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>>156868389
this really makes me think
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>>156868376
None
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>>156868390
GOAT tier: light blue
SHIT tier: purple
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Just tuned in. How many goals does Curnow have currently?
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Does anyone know how lions fans lick whiskers off the pudding?
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it's raining
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curnow finals kick
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>2v5
>80% of the seats are empty
Pretty pathetic desu.
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>>156868409
Just about to lace his first
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Rain becoming a factor here
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wtf this papley fella is hella elite
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>>156868427
it's raining ya retard
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>Wet game
>Crows have their retardo tall forwardline
Free win for the swans from here desu.
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In the wet it's all about fundamentals and getting the ball forward
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>when the pub has gender neutral toilets
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HEEM CITY
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Fog clotheslining cunts, the sloppy fucker
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>>156868472
He'll get a week for that
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B: D,Frawley
HB: A.Selwood
C: T.Selwood
HF: R.Walls
FF
R
INT
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>>156868464
Oh yeah?
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>>156868472
no fog next week
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>>156868358
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>>156868483
Solid spine
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>>156868483
I wanna make this team.
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>>156868500
kek
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>>156868491
Yes no funny business, just keep it very simply and get the ball moving in the right direction
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>butcherfu gave me an extra 50% for the same price of what i asked for
either she hates her boss or she wants me to dick her hard, and i'm fine with either
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>>156868483
FF:C.McCarthy
R: G. Polak (retard got hit by a tram lmao)
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HOLY RIGGAMOLI
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Papley such a selfish fucker.
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>>156868516
hates the boss, my wog butchers do the same
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Scumps gifted them one. Bet they saw the crowd thinning out
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>>156868516
unless her boss is one of my other waifus cos i want to dick them too
>>156868535
pickle
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crazy how swans are back in this
/s
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>Another week another half-dozen crossing the line frees against for Grundy
How has this cunt not learned to stop doing that?
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Come on Curnow i need you to score so i can eat something other then rice or tuna this week
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i think papley is my fav swan
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if an aflw-loving non-mainstream footy journo and vlogger was also an umpire that'd be a conflict of interest amd he'd be scumps iykwim haha
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my fave swans are all stunning brave women cos i'm a feminist and feminism means equality
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when was the last time you blokes used a pen
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refuse to recognise clifton hill as a legitimate suburb
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>>156868594
i used the pen tool in photoshop creative cloud yesterday you mean that right
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>>156868559
They normally don't call them against him, only his opponents.
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>>156868594
this afternoon
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Why does abbey always act so seductively when interviewing sweaty players
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>>156868594
daily, this morning
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>>156868594
Wednesday afternoon
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>>156868594
I use my trusty 4 color pen to write to-do lists everyday as NEET life is unbelievably busy
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>>156868624
barely containing her lust the randy strumpet
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>>156868594
Weeks ago but I use a pencil daily because it's more reliable
>hurr someone can erase your shit
I don't work or live around low IQ groids, thanks for your concern
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>>156868594
im writing every day mate
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the afl really loves making a big deal out of something chad warner does every game despite the swannies losing
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it's a tight one
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>>156868500
OH NO NO
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I hate half time
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>>156868667
oh you're a retard
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They should rename quarter and three quarter time to hydration breaks.
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>>156868683
you think "retards" are building our nation champ?
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>>156868701
No but fifa may
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>>156868594
use them every day
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>>156868702
And running it too.
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>>156868610
They call them against him all the time. They'e blatant and he just keeps doing it.
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I hate the on my way bitch
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swannies girl spotted :)
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>>156868746
phwoarrr imagine the big poo she got brewing currently
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death to the CFMEU
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>>156868754
if she even poos it would be little rabbit poos
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>>156868746
imagine her vaginal discharge right now
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The lighting in those rooms looks so shit, depressing, same with the marvel rooms
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I’m a tad horny
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I'm a tad corny
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>AND AFTER ALL
>YOU'RE MY WONDERWALL
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>>156868762
Nah a trainer would have a high fibre diet, we're talking thick continuous logs
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why do you guys hate so many songs
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The umpiring is chronically bad. Something just has to be done.
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Realising that gambling makes watching footy completely soulless
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>>156868313
love how much you knobs twist and turn over swasn, especially us supporters. will never not be funny knowing you cry wank over us.
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>>156868813
for me its just sweet caroline (and i gotta feeling by black eyed peas)
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>>156868821
Elaborate? Your multi not hitting?
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le meat tray
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Women don't realise that there's a lot of men out there that want to watch them take a shit
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AHHHHHHH POPULAR THING
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>>156868813
love songs
hate mongs
smoke
suck dongs
bongs
carn brizzo 26 hip
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Got a fucking headache and I think it's one of those ones I'm gonna need to take some goypills.
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only just went back on the chan after having dinner hence late reply
>>156867861
weathers fine he said dumb cunt not even going to bother to address any of your other points as they're just as wrong
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Despised Mr bright side whenever I was at some shit bar with free entry, they’d always play it & every normoid chick would scream it
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>>156868854
prefer a tofu basket, me. and 'bucha or matcha
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>>156868871
>not going to bother to address
aka you have no argument idiot
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>>156868871
said. not says. past tense, cockgobbler
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>>156868872
>women happily singing a song about a man seething
Classic
>>156868897
>said. not says.
>weathers fine he said
??
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Would Aqua's 'Barbie Girl' be a based goal song or cringe?
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whats stopping two team mates handballing it to each other endlessly and breaking disposal records
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>>156868917
Dangerously based
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>>156868917
cringe imo similar to blokes who call themselves 'swifties'
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>>156868937
AFL is a gentlemans game
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>>156868917
Catchy, silly song that doesn't take itself seriously at all. It's fine.
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>>156868897
i said said you stupid cunt, read my posts properly and don't ever reply to me again fuckwit
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>>156868937
Daicos doesn't have any friends
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>>156868746
must be hard for her to be in the rooms with those sweaty, muscled, high test men when she's ovulating
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This game feels super flat
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>>156868916
yes, he said it earlier when the weather was good.
hes not saying the weather is good when its not.
now eat your dessert crayon,
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>>156868941
Id use fate of Ophelia as my goal song just to signal to all the girls that im socially acceptable even though im a racist and sexist
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papley is so fat and useless
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>>156868982
Valid Strat
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>>156868917
based for aflw or a very macho man who uses it as a pisstake. cringe for a poof like darcy moore
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id use a certain section of dire straits money for nothing for my song haha
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>>156868774
hi a tad horny i'm stepdad iykwim haha
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i'd go with duel of the fates
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>>156868941
>cringe imo similar to blokes who call themselves and each other 'based'
ftfy
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Curnow is fucking dirty the grub
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NEW swannies girl??
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>>156868993
You use just the opening riff which is a cool riff, and it gets people thinking in their head that you obviously know the larger connotations and lyrics of the song, but you can play dumb and just pretend its a cool riff you heard.
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what's that song, the presets?
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for me it's flabba babba wabba jabba noonga - noonga out da front iykwim haha
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>>156869007
i'm here with all of my people
WAAH WAAH WAAH
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>>156869010
based liam ryan
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peeney keeps grabbing his arse must have gotten dicked hard last night
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>>156868956
yeah, he said the weather was good. and it was. now it's not.
buy a clock and get your mum's bf to show you how it works todd.
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>>156869010
That shit is still funny after all these years.
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>>156869010
very based
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Swans are in the lead, and you've all gone quiet...
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>>156869010
based bobby hill
>>156869022
and accurate
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>when hes a 10 but his mum was publically educated in the state of queensland
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SWANS
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good game tonight?
not watching
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>>156869057
it was good until they started rigging it
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>>156869057
not really it's pretty boring and wet
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time becoming a factor here
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>>156869034
>and accurate
Part of what makes it so funny. The small details like stealing m&m's from the pub just add to the charm.
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grundy just puts a hold on every contest but never gets pinged for it
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>>156869057
Nah mate https://www.afl.com.au/video/1562250/theres-zero-chance-thats-a-goal-fan-fired-up-by-score-review?videoId=1562250&modal=true&type=video&publishFrom=1784281909001
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>>156869010
I'd make mine a dial up modem connecting sound, coz I'nm old and dont give a shit and hipsters would love it and id be on brown cardigan and be a meme for a minute.
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>>156869061
>>156869064
>>156869085
thanks lads :)
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Curnow may not have a goal but he's allowing so much space for the other Swans players to work
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>>156869029
they're in their discord
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didn't ask
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Last week we mobbed some asian kid
And took all that cunt's dardy shit
Went to Cash Converters hocked it in
Come home two blocks and half a stick
3 beers n' 1 smoke each for the kids
So now we filthy fuckin rich
>>
fucking idiotic decision
>>
Lads, Tom just posted
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Who is your favourite female comedian?
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>>156869157
Does Tina Fey count?
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Fucking mollison is a moron. Such a shit umpire.
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>>156869157
melanie bracewell because i watch her show every week
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>>156869162
of course
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>>156869157
that fat south african one
just kidding
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>>156869177
Then her.
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my gf just asked when hawthorn are playing?
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>>156869168
This yo girl?
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>>156869157
nikki glaser had some good moments in the roast of tom brady
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teams keep trying this don't score a goal for a quarter rope-a-dope thing, and frankly, I think it's batty. the clear way to win games is to score more than your opponent.
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>>156869157
Hannah gadsby
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>HHK 81 on the bench
>No way to loophole him
Why the fuck do I have two playing rookies in my defence?
>>
dont care mate
you are shit at fantasy
>>
Are you guys hitting your KPIs?
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>>156868993
Based Essendon player.
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>>156869157
Which one? I have 4.13 billion of them
>>
poort are basically fielding an under 21s side this weekend
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>>156869226
In the top 3000 so objectively false.
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>>156869221
Same, but no forwards and only 1 mid.
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>>156869157
demi lardner
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big last quarter coming up
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>>156869157
Myf Warhurst
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I ask the best questions
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>>156869284
more stolen valour
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>>156869276
great tits
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i ask the worst questions
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Game is good but missing the star factor of Nick Daicos
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>>156869289
no, I asked the question about pens which is the question of the night
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>>156869293
the little virtuoso
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>>156869157
Dame Edna Everidge
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crazy how the age of oc and memes are over
newfags never know how good it was
>>
>>156869205
that's my girl - all 190cm of her
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>>156869301
ok i concede.... for now
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I ask the real questions
>>
Big goal
>>
whats your favourite question?
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All the springs in my mattress are breaking
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>>156869310
newfags don't remember watching the oc followed by rove live
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>>156869336
i was never allowed to watch the oc or rove. mumza robbed me of a huge part of my formative years
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Memes were gay as mate. Imagine saying something like dat boi outloud in 2026
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>>156869334
good question
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>>156869334
What are we?
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you just feel like momentum has shifted
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>>156869290
>great tits
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ74LpOIH-w
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>>156869253
Almost exact same as me except I have two playing rooks in mid. Taking Banfield over Lake was a terrible move and difference between having a forward bench player for the rest of the season as well as 100 point cover for JHF this week.
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Paps been yuge tonight.
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any loomers in chat?
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>>156869390
not really >>156869373
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>>156869336
>>156869346
The only good thing about OC was the OP (or ED?).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQi8wEHMm5Y
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>ynr when mischa barton turned up on neighbours
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>>156869390
he's looking overweight, i agree
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>>156869373
>Flat hair
Grim. This is why you need a woman with a bit of melanin.
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>>156869373
Would still mylf warhurst, she's so fine
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>>156869412
the OP was CALIFORNIAAAAAAAAAAAAA, think forever young was used once on an important episode
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>>156868594
filled out some papers a few hours ago
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>>156869377
cool tune, heres one 4 u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a1LO9WbmAc
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I'll be sleeping with my thermal top on tonight. The cold is in my bones and I can't take it anymore
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Think I still have a dvd boxset of the OC in my garage desu
Used to watch it with my sister
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>>156869466
Getting a quality quilt changed my life. Well, not really, but it's nice and comfy at night.
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loom
>>
IMPORTANT POINT.
>>
huge goal in the contest of this game
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shitney kek
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>Run and bounce man
Stupid to not just kick the thing.
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Swans are cooked.
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Swasn are cooked but do NOT eat them
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arsey faggoty
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Are le swans fraudulant?
>>
FOGATRON
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>>156869527
Yes. They've been shit for months but keep falling over the line with cheeky wins which made them a secured top 4.
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>>156869527
Did you not see them against bane? They aren't winning a flag any time in the next 20 years
>>
FOGGY BOY
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>>156869527
not really fraudulent, they were just never good
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you just get the feeling the swans need the next goal
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>>156869544
Bane just had a lucky few games, they're gonna sink shortly
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sydneys 2nd rucks are useless
>>
Now brisBANE I can get into
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Anyone know the equation?
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>>156869051
swan's escaped iykwim haha
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>>156869527
still better than your shit side dickhead
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>my job here is done
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>>156869573
who's this?
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Time may become a factor soon
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isuck peeney
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How good is Borlaise
>>
charlie curnow finals preview
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>sydney staring down the barrel of a rebuild before devils come in
oh it's not looking good LOL
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>>156869573
>0.2
Thought he'd kicked some goals (when Adelaide were shit for a period). Pathetic.
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>>156869573
>he's good in important games!! i swear!!!
and as i typed this he got beaten again kek
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Bros.. i don't think Curnow is gonna get 3+
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>>156869576
ed curnow's brother
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>>156869601
Swans are going to finish second.
Will likely face Adelaide first week though, so this game isn't a good sign.
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>*kicks off ground*
>LE MESSI SOCCER XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>156869617
based curnow fucking over bettors
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>>156869621
finishing second is gonna hurt their chances of getting a good draft pick LOL
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this game is all over
>>
Curnowsisters.............
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Bro how are crows 3rd on the ladder
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It's joever
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wiley fillforp
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>>156869643
hawthorn and brisbane haven't played yet
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>>156869643
because hawks and bane haven't played yet
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switching over to the golf
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>he tipped sidders
laughingsluts.jpg
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swans hat redhead in the crowd liked it
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>>156869643
Lions and Hawks haven't played yet.
>>
crows have dug deep into their historic spirit here

AAMI stadium lives on
>>
Crows looked so good tonight! Woweeee
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>>156869643
Hawks and lions? Yet to play.
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Swans are a pea-hearted, fraudulent, piece of shit club.
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What are the swans lacking?
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>>156869692
trvke
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>>156869643
they're a very good football team
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>>156869573
but you didn't do anything!
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>>156869688
>lost to the real teams (geelong, fred, hawthorn, bane)
>lost to the bullfrogs
pretenders
>>
tried to warn you swans poof
the heartache only gets worse
>>
Bum Papsmear
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and respected by our foes
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swanseether here
tipped shitney to win by 18
thanks for teaching me how to hex them :) kek
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>7 touches
>2 marks
>2 behinds
>1 tackle
He literally left nothing out there.
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queer queer the red and the white
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ADMIRATION OF THE NATION
AND RESPECTED BY OUR FOES
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an aussie is the leading The Open lads
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>>156869733
Head so small it looks like a nut
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>>156869733
literally a bully fraud
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>>156869743
What's open?
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Go Crows!
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>>156869743
Switching back over now.
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>>156869732
you tip a margin for every game?
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>>156869743
bomboclat
(cheers)
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GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED


CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
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>>156869755
Golf. We're rich poofs here.
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Can't help but respect these crows, even though we are foes.
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>>156869755
Your mum's legs.
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oh dear turdnow went missing against real opposition again!
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>gambling
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>>156869769
The crowd shots from Adelaide oval are normally full of qties. Those girls are porkers.
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>>156869774
not rich just autistic me
>>
Crows have won 6 of their last 7
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>>156869774
11 handicap here
doing the yearly lads pilgrimage to barnbougle in a few weeks, finna be good
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>>156869803
huge if true
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smug crows gf
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>>156869803
They'll win their next 3. Collingwood, Essendon, Richmond.
Fremantle in Perth is probably a loss. Giants in Adelaide to end the season is likely a win, but potentially a loss.
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Are any of you blokes good at darts?
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the maccas drive through chick just then was about 100x hotter than zendaya
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>>156869829
Nick Daicos and Pendles will expose the crom midfield
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>>156869840
Zendaya isn't hot.
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>>156869839
throwing and punching
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>>156869743
I don't understand but I like how the leader board looks
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The fight for a free spot in the prelim
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>>156869848
based blind man
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>>156869848
then it's very plausible that the maccas girl is 100x hotter than her
>>
>>156869859
Turrbal



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