>Lap:#8503>Countdown to Not the CrowdStrike 24 Hours of Spa Grand Prix:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>156852376>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:224>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 179 (+8)RUS: 154 (+23)HAM: 147 (+22)LEC: 108 (+29)NOR: 97 (+18)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 333 (+31)Ferrari: 255 (+51)McLaren Mercedes: 179 (+20)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 128 (+13)Alpine Mercedes: 60 (+3)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 545.01 (+52.17)LEC: 413.77 (+6.52)NOR: 409.66 (+28.26)>News:Max Verstappen 'absolutely regrets' not signing with Mercedes, says Guenther SteinerSergio Perez trolls Lewis Hamilton on surfing trip with Kim KardashianToto Wolff: I stand by Mercedes' performance focus, but now we must sort reliabilityLeclerc canceling out the 'noise' but still not sure he's tamed the FerrariFormula 1 monitoring Middle East situation as WEC decision loomsHonda confirms its new F1 power unit will be introduced at the Dutch Grand Prix on Aston Martin carOllie Bearman hailed as "class act" after emotional Ayrton Senna Lotus drivePierre Gasly tests new A110 Future prototype with Duke of Richmond at Goodwood Festival of SpeedLiam Lawson left "shaking" after driving Bruce McLaren's Le Mans-winning Ford GT40 at Goodwood
>>156878480SIRLEWIS HAMILTON
Hes the goatoh yeahhes make /f1/ seetheoh yeahhes the best athlete of all timeoh yeahthes the britain knightsoh yeah
>>156878480this is the thread
Hamilton
he makes all the dutchies cryoh yeahhe makes hitler hero himselfoh yeahhe makes rosberg quit F1oh yeahhe s the GOAToh yeah
>>156878534(Yep)(Ayy)(Yep)(Leo)
not wotched any praccy i want my amusement @ supr clip saved for qualy
>>156878480i recognise this!
>>156878586YOU GONNA RUN OUT FLAGS TO FILTER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
will be posting in this one
Problem, /F1/ ??
evening lads>>156878534evening esti
>>156878698
>>156878698Suck Hamilton cock, dutch woman. I know you see this post
>>156878725wtf is this anyway?
>>156878744can't you read
Why does the indononce keep making these? >>156878422That almost always backfires for him with Sir Lewis having another of his usual terrible weekends and only serves to further embarrass him. He should already know that from experience. Does he never learn? Is he really THAT retarded?
>>156878755no
>Hitlertard thinking /F1/ is still alive l
>>156878480>that picis that the niui mobile?
/F1/ can only be saved when Sir Lewis wins WDC in November.
>>156878952Yes indeed, although it's changed quite a lot since the original reveal and I'm not sure the design is even finished despite him being gone.This is how it looked during the reveal a few years ago.
gimi
>>156879125
>>156878744it's this lucky cuck who gets to dogsit leo this weekend
Jensen butthole
>>156879346take that back
>>156878480What if F1 was not gay and was sports car racing?Actually, never mind. Keep your aids over there.
Just arguing with a literal dumb schizo on other boards.I need sir lewis to heal my mind
>>156879677You have all the dumb schizo you could ever want ITT.
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
God general Sir Lewis Hamilton
reluctantly posting in a canadian thread
>>156879360Nice pic, zesty eesti
>>156879773thanks
Ollie Bearman on what it's like to drive around Spa in 2026: "Typical 2026, nothing that we're not used to. Of course, here it's the worst-case scenario, with the length of the track and the lack of energy available, but it's not fun."
>>156880647>$25 CAD for a pitagoy vey
>>156881026
>>156881026outside is for people that can pay nowadays
>>156880647>four strawberries covered in chocolate for 14 euros
>>156881126me rubbing sperm on sophia's back telling her it is sun cream
>>156881412don't be silly
>>156881480HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>156880647how much to get pozzed in the head
>>156881296Chuck is definitely not an architect. Maybe being low test is why he isn't WDC material.
>>156880647>5 euros for a small pepsiLmao
Can team principals visit other teams garages? If Fred wanted to give a quick word to Toto can he walk into the Mercedes garage or do they block him?
Are there any onboard videos of a full lap of spa anywhere yet? I want to see where the engines are (((superclipping)))
>>156881296don't post this plz; I got scared. this is a very evil pic
>>156883186That depends if Liberty has put it in the script for the day.
whats wrong with jorg againfucking hellwhys he so shit
>>156883804he's shitting
>>156883532
>>156883867Do you have running water and things like that in jamaica?
>>156883804Hes Riccardoing.
>>156883213the racing is better than ever, sir, you don't need any onboards
>>156883213Hey lets cool it with the antisemitism.
>>156883804supposedly unironically a deployment issue according to a team radio where they say he's doing nothing wrong and that's why he's losing over a second (the correct thing for jorj to do at merc is get out of fgimi's way)
>>156883942are you actually real or just a way for map makers to tell if their map got copied?
>>156883804sabotaged and that's a good thing
"broadcasting guidelines with regards to presence of heavy superclipping and acceptable usage of on-board TV cameras during heavy superclipping tracks" addendum 17.7.2026>furthermore, FIA reserves the right to fine broadcasters a sum of $1000 for every second of broadcasted on-board TV footage of cars superclipping, with an additional fine imposed upon clips longer than 5 seconds
>>156884221hahaha holy shit what a joke "sport"
>>156884086WTF? What a rude reply when I was asking a genuine question.
>>156884368so you cant say youre realhow odd
>>156884221No way this is real
>>156884304>>156884768it's not official but 100% they have an internal memo. in silverstone they showed maybe 5min of on-boards for all 3 days.
>>156884384I'm real. Is your running water real?
>>156884384from the thumbnail I thought max was wearing mercedes clothes lol
>>156885464thats not how you do itits: is your water running? then youd better go catch it
jamaica i fuck u bigly ok?
>>156884828Everyday life is full of minor irritations, but we each have to determine where to draw the line between what we can reasonably endure and where we start dicksucking abduls, and your capacity to draw that nuance will determine whether you will live your life being cut.
>>156882480She's Mexican, she'll start bloating after chuck puts the first baby in her.
>>156880647N wonder kebab stalls are popular iin germany
>>156880647abosultely rebarbative
>>156882800>smallThis explains why you guys are so fat
>>156880647All GPs are crowded as fuck. So clearly ticket&food prices aren't high enough to get whingiest of the whingy fucks to fuck off.
>>156879998More proof that F1 needs to switch to modern and exciting Formula E tracks from those old and boring circuits.
>Théophile Naël - 5 start penalties in both the sprint and the main race for excessive slowing>Ugo Ugochukwu - 3 start penalties in both the sprint and the main race for excessive slowing>Ugo Ugochukwu - another 3 start penalties in both the sprint and the main race for unnecessarily going off-track and gaining positions in the qualifying queue>Taito Kato - 3 start penalties in both the sprint and the main race for excessive slowing>Louis Sharp - 3 start penalties in both the sprint and the main race for excessive slowing>James Wharton - 3 start penalties in both the sprint and the main race for excessive slowing>Jin Nakamura - 3 start penalties in both the sprint and the main race for excessive slowing>Nandhavud Bhirombhakdi - 3-place penalties at the start of both the sprint and the main race for excessive slowing>Gerrard Xie - 3-place penalties at the start of both the sprint and the main race for excessive slowing>Gerrard Xie - another 3-place penalties at the start of both the sprint and the main race for unnecessarily leaving the track and gaining positions in the qualifying queue>Bruno del Pino - 3-place penalties at the start of both the sprint and the main race for weaving>José Garfias - 3-place penalties at the start of both the sprint and the main race for weaving>Noah Strømsted - 5-place penalties at the start of both the sprint and the main race for a collision
>>156886723>going off-track and gaining positions in the qualifying queueholey semen slurp
>>156886723bongs trying their hardest to fix the championship for slater
What a great rookie cast...
my boy ugo been done dirty
>>156886723lmfao>>156886786You're suggesting he dindu nuffin?
>>156886782>Noel Leonreally?
>>156886827(Self caused red flag investigation)
>>156886723>>156886786#47 on the phone with MBS to overturn this unjust penalty, he knows f3, really does, you wouldn't believe it
Imagine?
>>156886898One of the sudacas will @grok it so we don't need to imagine
>>156886898>/f1/ has been wanking to this woman for a decade now
>>156886898filters at work? she looks younger than usual herep.s. i am wanking as i write this
>>156886898>dood look at me i'm le exercising while wearing makeupi hate fem*ids so much it's unreal.so much. it's unreal.
i am a shit meme
f3!
fshitters formation lap
>>156887170yes, you can see it from the ghosting/haloing around her teeth where the masking fucked up plus the fact her teeth are glowing in the dark and being the same luminance across the board
>>156888027formula six?
>>156888040possiblythey went slow enough yesterday
slater sabotaging de palo again
shitters
based shitters
>down the outside
>turn on stream>shitter doodnice
Belgian aggression against US chuds continues
say the line
kwabs
>slater having a cryKWAB
see ya later freddie slater
>>156888888 coming soon to a theater near you
ugo got assaulted from behind
ugo dindu nuffingive slater a grid drop for tomorrow
>i go see you later ugo ugochukwunah
fucken 'ate ' hores
>Ugo Ugochukwu was born in New York City on April 23, 2007.>His father, Luca Orlandi, is an Italian fashion designer.>His mother, Oluchi Onweagba-Orlandi, is a Nigerian fashion model.Where did the "Ugochukwu" come from then? Is it a stage name? Like Hannah Montana?
bongs rigging againof course we never got to see the incident from slater's car
>>156888241seems to be his middle name, just like his big idol Fernando Alonso Diaz
>>156888290you retard>Alonso Diazboth are last namesone from his father, one from his mother
>>156888318calm down
>>156888318do you think getting retard rage overthat one sentence is an appropriate reaction?
>>156888241the name is some igbo supremacist nonsensethat's why a bunch of nigerians pretend it's their family namebut >we thought he's a real american?
one whole lap under safety car just to clean up one of those polystyrene signs?
>>156888357>retard rageno anger here, just facts
>>156888357I think it's an appropriate reaction.
>>156888394is this why yugoslavia doesn't exist anymore?
ugo with the fastest lap kek
oof
>eau rougethe turn name is raidillon
>>156888509if you were a turn name you'd be kankermongool
>>156888522calm down poop
>>156888418>is this why yugoslavia doesn't exist anymore?It is. Slovenia and Croatia deciding to secede because Serbs were being too balkan was another appropriate reaction
shit race
ayumu iwasa mentioned
brazilians probably pronounce clerot as>clairotche
>>156888530*be's throwing a gay spear at you*now you're homoboy kankermongool
Burgundy next.
>Taito Kato>Tight Catwhats another word for cat guys?? heh
>>156888576>dutch statewe wuz burgundians too
>>156888558calm down, as said
>>156888576>brittanysovl>toulouse the capital of francesovl>walessovl
>>156888620found the sheep shagger
>>156888536i knew it!also, do >you feel german?
>>156888576the best country in EU3never seen it mentioned anywhere else
>>156888536>you listen to turkish-sounding music just like ushah this is so true of balkan music
>>156888678just pay more attention
>>156888678I think it got mentioned in EU4 and maybe EU5
>>156888536lel
Porsche Mobil 1 Supercup next
Large number of sequential 8s next
v8 gimi
>>156888823Under investigation for jumped start!
>>156888888>/nrl/grim grim grim grim GRIM
>>156888936your fault
>>156888704>>156888678there's a place where they make the wine and then there's the nazi theme park https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Burgund?useskin=vector
Qualifying is on live now guys!https://www.youtube.com/live/ApLlcGrDW8Q?is=kWvWGrAuglb78_q7
>>156888657I dont
/f1/ doesn't even try for digits anymoremaybe it's because we've maturedor maybe it's because /f1/ is dead
>>156881126TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>156886898TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>156889260see you in 6 years lad
>>156889146What is digits?
>>156889513cute toes...
>>156889260posting this while knowing some asshat gonna snitch on you is courageous
>>156889146Sry, ran out of battery
>>156889260>tsolov fans are 12 years oldfigured
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
semen slurping sport
>>156889785
>>156889820>filename
>>156889903What a homo
>>156889903>monna lisaheh
dun dun dun
DUN DUN DUN
Dun dun dun
>>156889899I was doing that recently.
>left eyelid wont stop twitching
>>156889937You need more sleep.
>>156889937you need more meth
>>156889950>>156889953both of these are truesuch is life
deathtaxesm*rcedes cheats
>>156889937 That's pretty normal tbqh
yugi smiling with amxhappy happy
>>156889937carve it out with a screwdriver
SON
>>156889937you need vitamin B12 and sleep yeahand stop chugging coffee
>>156889554Bulgaria never ever had a pilot in f2 before. What kind of fans did you expect, Alan Jones?
>piastri +.3s on softs
Was that superclipping or a downshift by Sainz in Raidillon?
The power of rectangles
>>156890216It was Williams engineering
>>156890250Well it certainly does suck
AAAAAAAAAAAAA GRAVEL RED FLAG IT
mercucks sitting pretty because they don't need to do anything and will be quickest no problemo
>>156886898i'd like to insert my erect penis in her vagina
>non british driver won semenstone>their soccer team forced to play the cuck game tonight You love to see it
>they don't even have tyres on it!>they put tyres on 1 sec afterlmao j
>>156890258Touche
DEAD BULL
kwabjar
>FORD
(red) BULLIED
FoundOnRoadDead
oh no no
DeadULL
FixOitRagainDtony
jorg is shidding again
FillingOrificeRectumDaily
M*RCEDES CHEATS
THE SANDBAGS ARE OFF FOR KIMIHOLY SHIT
FuckedIn AceTay
>sandbags: OFF
it's so over
WIRSIND SIE EINENUNTERHUNDEN
Big black cock of mercedes
>brundleKMS me
>>156890427what he says
jajajajajaja
total mercedes death
I want this to happen again going into eau rouge
>>156890512Only in your pink cadillac dreams
kwab......
Sad Hannah just cringed even harder than she did when she saw my penis.
>ruslel scamming his last 2 race results masked him being complete and utter shitThis is a free title for fgimi
>ads as soon as hadjar does his lapcmon man.,.
Geroge is the suck
>everyone can just flat out pouhon because the cars are so fucking slow
>>156890555Look, NARB is a shitter but there's clearly something wrong with his car
>>156890555He lost 3 tenths on a straight
>>156890555>>156890634the verstappen effect but it's happening at merc now, the further into the season the more it diverges
>sandbagged for 3 whore free practices>kimi tops the time sheet>russell shits the bed and makes himself looks worseall according to plan
Antonelli isn't getting nearly enough hate for a shitter whose weaknesses are being papered over by the worst reg set in 20+ years.
>2 tows>+0.148it's over
>brake gets zero usage, braking is done automagically and remotely controlled by charging the battery at predetermined locationspinnacle of motorsport
why is there a black man second to the lead, you guys told me this would never happen in this nepobaby sport what the hell!?
>didn't get the gear inyour championship leader
THERE'S AN EDD ON TRACK
The pace has fallen out of this track.
>tv director cuts away when cars shift back to 7th on straightspinnacle of motorsport
>>156890649>3 whore free practicesi don't berieve!
>Kimi top time but watching his onboard shows he wasn't smooth or took the best lineHow? Is it it all the power unit?
will jorg give kimi a slipstream later? :)
>only 7 cars in the 1:46's or better>at Spathis makes me so sad
>KWABMILTON
HamilKWAB
>>156890779I vouldn't vorry about it.
KWAB
>KWABMILTONKWABMILTON>KWABMILTONKWABMILTON>KWABMILTONKWABMILTON
Poois Shamilton
KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB
>POOIS
Lulu...
>kwabiss poopis
GOATshit
>Hamilel
>no problem umm not sure about that bud
HAHAHA
Ferrari team needs to hurry to fix that
There goes his podium streak if they can't fix the car in time
Can you imagine Ferrari idling about for too long regarding Lewis' future manage to lose Bearman? I'd personally love to see that.
>lost it at the entryobligatory I hate Crofty
>>156890888can't fly there mate
hamilton title charge starts now
>sainzdid he learn that one from russell? gotta wait for qualifying
lol Sainz is such a retard
>>156890897then ollie can fulfil jamaica's malewife dreams
>>156890888Anyone have a clip of the kwabbing? and gasly's too please
>>156890897What is there to idle about at the moment?Like it or not his performance has been very strong this year.He is the only non Mercedes driver with a (remote) chance of being wdc if the mercs keep exploding.
Ocon outDoohan in
boss I made le p18, le cheque?
Your 26 and 27 champion
>>156890888webm?
>>156891160hamilfaggot
>>156891251Champion of what?
TSOOOO LETS GOOOO
dunne dunne dunne
time for some REAL racing
>6 million wins>drags the car to do more dmg than fucking crashpoois is something else
>sk*'s audi sponsorship making them late for the f2 (or f3) introtards as always
>camarait's çaomaorao
raff a camera
Minì
You're laughing. Hamilton just kwabbed and you're laughing.
TSObros!
>4:20DUUUUUUDE
What would Ron Dennis think of Tsolov's haircut?
>>156891293I hate hamilton though? Or at least i used to, now i don't give a shit about him.
>>156891429then don't be so gay about him
>>156891209Doohan pls
>eau rougeit's raidillon, nikola
>>156891469I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Eau Rouge, is in fact, Raidillon/Eau Rouge, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Le Raidillon de l’Eau Rouge. Eau Rouge is not a corner unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning system made useful by the steep rise in elevation, right hander and vital g-force mechanics comprising a full corner system as defined by FIA.Many F1 fans watch races with a modified version of the Le Raidillon de l’Eau Rouge system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Le Raidillon de l’Eau Rouge which is widely used today is often called “Eau Rouge”, and many of the race fans are not aware that it is basically the Le Raidillon de l’Eau Rouge system, developed by the Regional Administration of Ardennes.There really is an Eau Rouge, and these people are watching races with it, but it is just a part of the system they watch. Eau Rouge is the left hander: the start in the system that makes the race car’s resources fling it the steep right hand turn that you watch. The Eau Rouge is an essential part of an operating corner system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete corner system. Eau Rouge is normally used in combination with the Raidillon corner system: the whole system is basically Raidillon with Eau Rouge added, or Raidillon/Eau Rouge. All the so-called “Eau Rouge” variations are really variations of Le Raidillon de l’Eau Rouge.
>hamilkek is a gasly tier driverlmao
>>156891420absolutely rebarbative
Is that Montoya's daughter or his girlfriend?
>>156891510yes
>>156891510both
montoya raped
Martinius "Horny" Stenshorne
>>156891251but this is not Kimi
imagine how boring the f1 race is going to be
Audi for supposedly having such a shit engine is fairly fast on a speed-heavy track.
>>156891650f2/3 have no clipping shit as excuse thoughbeit
>>156891650No Rizz, Hadjar and maybe Hamilton are starting way back so at least you get to see them dab on the backmarkers
>>156891650I like spa, it's a neat track
Love Shields
>>156891650yeah f1 sucks at spa sadly
>SHI
the bogan must fear the samurai
How come Americans are permitted to participate in motorsports?
>>156891716thanks to a little thing called FREEDOM buddy
>>156891716Wait, why did I think Shields was American? Nevermind then, what a talented young lad he is.
>>156891716How is F2 champion Mick Schumacher doing in Indycar again?
cian shields' hair
>>156891726Does FREEDOM make you faster?Why is Indycar wunderkind Colton Hertha so slow?
>>156891740Der perfide Alman
>>156891747>f2 champs are shit at indycar>indycar winners are shit at f2everyone is just shit
Tsolov is the only exciting driver on the grid (this includes F1)
i thought it was stens-horne not sten-shorne
mini dood, wat nou?
>>156891885Minì
>>156891876>Martinius Kleve Stenshorne>Norwegian pronunciation: [mɑːˈʈJ.niʉs ˈklɛ.ʋə ˈstɛːns.hʊ.ɳə]https://translate.google.com/?sl=no&text=Martinius Kleve Stenshorne
you spin me right roundbaby right round
That was a 1080maybe more
sbinalla
thank science for halo
>okok>okok>okok
>>156892010trust me, I'm not
>final lap shoot-out>spaD-don't...
>>156892047rip>>156892059rip
belgian track jannies are not sending their best
>>156892059doubt
we just need one racing lap.....
AND IT'S ENDINGAND IT'S ENDING
TSOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GIRTHER LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kwabtoya
tsolov in
HOLY TSOLOV WHAT A MOVE
see you later sebastian montoya
MONTOYA SCOPATO
grug bros... when are we gonna rise up
that was good
one pablo montoya junior
>>156892140give him time
montoya is shit like his father was
drinking a lando norris monster
now watch as juan pablo montoya suddenly starts going after f1 drivers in the media again
>>156892174an anon once said it tastes like watered down cum, care to comment?
>>156892174RIP
>>156892193i've never had cum so idk. the monster tastes pretty good. sweet but also tart.
>>156892193>an anon once said it tastes like watered down cum>>156892255>tastes pretty good
poothetic from montoya. roll out, slot in behind him into the left hander, follow him up the hill and draft him back past don't try to be a fuckin hero hanging it round the outside and on the runoff area
why is everyone gay and happy all the timeyou should be melancholic and mildly miserable, that way actually nice things are elevated even higher
Do you want tifosi to suffer?
Lando Norris' monster
Kimi Antonelli's sister
is this amx's first pole of the season?
>>156892692Cheatcedes have been sandbagging
chingchongs next door have broken out the karaoke again. won't be hearing anything from the tv. lucky me missing out c**ft and b**ndle dribbling diarrhoea
>>156892701i don't think so and max is going to have a massive tow from hadjar since he has that penalty
Shouldnt we make a new thread for quali?
bus stop chicken
>>156892715You need to start fucking their daughter to establish dominance
>>156892751is that the best pan man in kingston town?
>>156892414Well no, I find I stay at a base level of between 3/10 and 6/10. It's very rare I feel even morderate joy, or actual proper sadness either.
tourists gtfo
>>156892754their daughter is primary school age so that won't be happening
>>156892783You're right, that's way too old.
we wuz italian and shietttt
--- late dun line---
the drivers are so distant and flash by so quick in this intro
>>156892715forget quali, go over and ask if you can join in
>historic track as in - its gonna be history soon
world cup has shat all the streamsgenuinely sadgebut i persevere
God, I hope the mechanics dont manage to fix lulus car by q1
>>156892858You're getting old, my friend.
I am here.
>>156892887i hope they fix it and he crashes again in an identical way
>>156892887its fixed mate
SPOILERS DO NOT READ!!!!!!!SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!:>race classification & qualifying orderantrushamlecnorpiaverhad
post the mclel girl
>>156892783ToT
>>156892930NONCE
Q1 KWAB predictions?STRALOBOTPERALBOCO
>>156892939that was a grown ass woman with her man
>>156892715Cunts at least won't be as insufferable as they would have been had england won. The chinks are always insufferable
worship bernie collins
>>156892951>with her man
Death to David Croft, of course.
Do non-brits genuinely find the norn-irn accent distasteful?I think its quite cute to be honestsurprised that i hear such negativity about it
>>156892976yall are thinking of someone else
Did they get Kwabilton's car fixed in time?
>>156892990>>156892976>>156892951>>156892939>>156892930did i miss something or who are you talking about?
>>156892988think most people from outside the uk & ireland can't tell the difference between norn irish and standard oirish
>>156892988nice on the ear but i can barely understand a thing she says
>>156892988I can live with it apart from meejum which shits me off like niggers say aksthey know they're saying it wrong, like a spastic but say it anyway, it isnt accent its willful stupidity.
VERALOHUL today
>>156892988Her's specifically is unlistenable
kwabwis kwabmiltion
>camera cuts away as soon as superclipping starts
Bottas having nothing at all against Perez in qualis is one of the surprises of the year
>>156893049
>>156893049see >>156884221
>>156893049It's pathetic how they're trying to cover up how irreparably shit these regs are.
Based Lindblad
>VERLINANT
ALONSO IN TOP 10 STOP THE COUNT
>>156893090Sounds like an industrial cleaning agent
>>156893008i can tell the difference but its the same kind of nice if you get medont think anyone outside UK particaularly cares about the northern ireland/ireland debatealthough the irish nationalists call it "north ireland" which i find funny desu
GO ON MAX VERSTAPPEN SCORE SOME FUCKING LAPS
chance of hadjar meltdowns?
RBR surge locked-in?
>>156893101that's his secrethe's always melting down
what the fuck is going on?
Camon lawson ya fucken slut heem some fucken qualis
Reminder.
Piss off goblin
Racing Bulls being so fast with a shitter who should have been kicked out of F1 last year and a teenage rookie proves FIA right when they claim Red Bull Ford is the fastest engine.
>cadillacs are 4 second behindWill they let them start the race?
I could probably design better car than aston martin and i have no idea what I would be doing.
>>156893010>>156893013trouble is its all just the accentthats just how they speaki could probabyl give some examples of how aussies fuck up the language, same as i could say how scots fuck up the language. same as i could say some english accents fuck it up. everyoine does it really except for rp
>>156893107yes, audiences tested positive for a 2 race rbr surge, to coincide with the release of the new rbr lego set.
>>156893120fucking grim
>>156893133Those are asstons.
>>156893134You'd flatter Caterham
>>156893133107% is far slower than this on a track this long
supermarket lasagna is in the ovenremind me to take it out in 20 minutes
>>156893145107% rule is deader than moore's law
>>156893136nah. meejum can fuck off.
>>156878480Redbull sandbags are off>>>156893117his teammate has new wings
>>156893139based hyperbolic finn
>>156893146
WORLD CHAMPION Lando Norris with the fastest time
>>156893165Yeah car seems faster Actually good for his season though
>>156893162meejum is shared by the oirish and scots (and, to an extent, the english)so i shant be backing down on this oneits a fair way to state the term
>>156893167i read that as hyperbaric
AMX will get pole :)
worship bernie collins asshole
non-Belgian F1 drivers with a Belgian mother>Verstappen>Norris>Stroll>Lotterer
>crofty uses flightradar>tells millions of viewers to track the flight plans of millionairesunironically based
>wasn't always flat through there, but it is this yearyeah I wonder why
>>156893176>WORLD CHAMPIONsource?
>>156893195up his bum ;)
based alonso only three days off the pace>>156893210oscar piastri is 1/16 belgian
Digits and hamilton dies in a fiery crash
>>156893203not even king arthur would pull me out of her cute little arse
>>156893211pretty sure adsb exchange has more info
>all this debate over a culchie that has to slow her speech down to be understoodThat's her media voice, otherwise she'd be ununtelligeable.
>you hear the engine dull because of the lateral force going through the wheelSure Brundle... Sure...
total bong death
>ocon
>>156893245Based Haaland
I kinda want louis to win
>albonWhat's the point of having him on the grid? The lad's smart but not fast, just join the commentary booth
>>156893241unintelligible* fuck sake
Why does Alonso continue to humiliate himself every year?
>>156893255But there's no French 'Louis' on the grid?
>>156893236It's good to use a mix. There are certain aircraft that can make submissions to various trackers to suppress their details, sometimes you can get around it by searching on another
>>156893120what am i remembering
>>156892940Well well well
>>156893257lived off statpadding against Lawson for long enough by now
>Albon>OconGet them out!
why asston bad and keeps being bad
>>156893265$$$
total rat humiliation
There's still merc taking off their sand bags yet, but hadjar in third is a good sign for the car.
>>156891776Sting Ray Rob bros, our response?
>>156893241"ununtelligeable" aye? :)
>>156893221why are you gay
>>156893279faster times
>williams, ocon, 2x caddy, 2x asston out baffling results
>>156893257Poor guy got cucked out of a better career by Helmut autismo and Hamilton uncharacteristic mistakes® twice.
>>156893257>>156893285*Sargeant
EFHFEHEHHF BLKE BLE BLEEEEEEEEEE JUST KEEP WATCHIGNE
>>156892940(you)
Fondling the balls of my warm cock and sniffing 'em for that lovely scent
>>15689314610 mins left til nummies anon
Wasn't Alonso racing Perez for position and even beat him in Miami? How are they 2 seconds slower than Cadillac now?
>>156893299Still cannot believe people thought this nepo babby shitter deserved a Ferrari seat
>asston shartin 5 secs from the top 4>2 to 3 secs from the new teamThat b-spec car can shave 2 seconds and will still be at the bottom end of the grid. Add 1 second from the ADUO Honda engine - they might just join the bottom of the midfield
>>156893359Newey effect
Just turned the stream on. Have i missed anything interesting?
>>156893349you like yeast smell?
>>156893349Yum :3
vames jowles
>>156893359Aston has gotten worse
>>156893250More like Ocoff.>>156893282Yeah 6/6, but it's not as hard to predict this season with the Astons and Cadillacs being full on hopeless backmarker teams like HRT, Marussia, Caterham, etc. Albon and Ocon have been underperforming badly this season so they're the natural choices for the 5th and 6th KWAB spots.
albono and sainz to leave williams.wilhelms files bankruptcy because atlassian went bankrupt from AI bubble popping.
James Vowles forced to talk for money
>>156893373Hamilton blocked Max and GP called him a nigger on the radio
>>156893397no F1 team will file for bankruptcy, those teams are worth billions
>>156893407Very specific OnlyFans market.
>>156893407Worse than rape.
>>156893397For me? It's Vames Jowles always talking about the business end of the fakkin racism team.He's the bri'ish Fat Brown, why don't they accept that. Get Horny in as TP - leave the chinless lad to do the /bz/ thing
>>156893349why do we do it?
>red bull mechanic has a manbunIts fucking over
>>156893434Maybe they don't have the money for the Horneyman
>>156893416this is wilhelms we're talking about.asston shartin announces it's shutting down.lawrence $troll had enough. rage quit. not even selling it.
>out of juice within secondsThis is so sad.
C'est le Raidillon, en fait.
whatever team horny man goes to will become at the very least the best team of the midfield within 1 year.and a race winning team in 3.
bring back hornyman and ginger spice
im not paying attention to this at all
>>156893465>7km track>11.4s of electric power
>>156893146take your lasagna out retard
Drivers have been complaining about the conditions of the race due to battery recharging and other peculiarities of the current cars, placing the blame on the current regs.They are wrong.If a track doesn't fit the current regs, retrofit it or get rid of it. Tracks should adapt. These regs are SO important, there's nothing that matters more than saving our one and only planet."Oh but Spa is historical!"Boohoo. So what? History is full of awful crimes. Are we gonna keep climate-genociding the future generations so we can have fun? Do we wanna go into the history books as the Nazis of climate change?If you ask me, FIA isnt doing enough, ICE is the past, F1 should merge with Formula E
>>156893146Lasagna is ready
>gimi gaping the field
holy shit has it really been 20 mins
they forgot to cut form the on-board and i could hear how the merc didn't even break for the corner after the big left hander downhill corner, just a small lift offthere's like 1 or 2 corners that require braking in the whole fucking track.
>high speed corners are flat out>but they're slow as fuck and don't require skillsWhat an insult to the sport and the track.
>cheatcedes turned up their enginesit's over. go home
max would've be p1 with that vcarb
is bort actually good?
>>156893498The car’s name? Rosa Parks.
>>156893480samenot sure how else to livemight go for a shit
>narb
>gay ass (British) commentators hyping up Russell the whole lap and talking about him gaining on antonelli>ends up half a second behind antonelli>now behind fucking linblad
>>156893496>>156893502lasagna's out and away we eatthanks
>>156893528Trvke
DER SANDBAGS, KOMMEN AB
>>156893518theyre not lifting theyre scrubbing speed from cornering while supperclippingits full throttle
>>156893513did you also have some supermarket lasagna in the oven
>>156893307Aye. But that's her deal, slowed down media voice. Doesnt help she's from the arse end of nowhere but there's a reason she sounds so dreadful.
>>156893554it is 9:30 in the morning.
Racing Bulls is faster than Red Bull again with the new upgrade
>>156893528is there a reason why the daughter team has been building a better car for basically every year but parts of 22 and 23?
>ps3 is the albon of the top 4He bamboozled me last year
>two cars almost to into eau rouge together>cut away fuck the broadcast director
its over for HVLK, we will not have another german in the grid for the next 20 years.
>>156893553so basically... braking... with style
>Imagine being an Aston Martin fan
>>156893573easier to drive so can extract everything from it easily, but the "everything" isn't as good as dead bull's everything
>>156893585But why would Audi drop him?
>literally nearly falling asleepThis is grim
>>156893498Fuck off and cry about the Falklands.
>>156893498>2026>still believing climate hoax
>>156893585tbf Spa has been one of his worst tracks by far since his comeback and he had only one set of fresh softs and likely drove this lap with the used ones
>>156893603let me doompost for a bit.
>>156893566lemme guess, you wear orange for breakfast, lunch and dinner?i think its a good accentsounds alrightwho cares
>>156893615calm down
>>156893605Qualify is almost always boring. I only watch it to shitpost here.
>>156893603Sainz
>>156893598That was last year, this year all of the cars are easy to driveVCARBs upgrades just worked
Fraudstappenbros....
>>156893583i have been paying attention to the direction ever since start of silverstone, to try to deduct how aggressively they avoid showing on boardand ever since silverstone, they have shown on the main broadcast, less than 10 min of total on-board footage, in all quali+race sessions put together.wehn they cut to an on-board, it's always at a specific zone where the cars have some energy, and then cut as soon as they start to clip.
>>156893554i got 2 lidl beef lasagnas waiting for me. mite eat both tomorrow
The Faenza lads are still there. Why didn't Mekies annex them, as Horny would have? Why does Washé(d) still have a job
rip hamilcar
>>156893627Binotto confirmed they will keep Hulk
>poois shat in the cockpit
>>156893607Fuck off you kiwi
>>156893624im not talking about the oranje btw
>>156893629WCC says otherwise
>>156893498thank you reddit
>>156893647>>156893640what? my stream is so delayed.
>>156893658why do you care about the falklands
>>156893644Same for Haas and Ocon, but he's most likely out.I don't think Hulk is doing poorly at all, but if they have the chance to sign Carlos and Hulk isn't exactly standing out, I think they would
Has there been a single wet quali or race so far this year? Canada doesn't count.
>>156893674vegan lettuce got him
how is hadjar this shit?
>>156893677pay attention
Ocunt and Albono will lose F1 seat
>is-ack had-jack
>>156893681There is a Ferrari junior driver pushing through that they will likely want in the Haas.
>>156893703>had-jackkwab
>>156893691what is non-vegan lettuce
>>156893703huh?
>>156893681McNish also said he wants to keep hulk and borto duo for a while
>another Son of Law kwab
>>156893615>talk about woman from hun town>reee you must be an orangeyCalm your tits captain save a hoe, all Im saying the collins people are hearing is something she's altered for the sake of everyone outside of ni.
we had it so good in 25. when grid was so tight a single shitter in a top car making a mistake meant out in q1
BORT BORTBORT BORT
DESTROY hamilton
>>156893726Lindlad got upgrades this weekend. Lawson gets them in Hungary
>>156893724>>156893717You 2 can see the Minardi in front of him, right?
>>156893726he doesn't have the upgrades to be fair
*superclips out of pouhon*
remember how a marussia/virgin rolled down on its own on nurburging some years ago?funny stuff
ocon has only beaten one teammate in his life: kwablonso
>>156893692Q3 with the 5th fastest car is what's expected
>audi
>>156893766"""""""beat""""""""
Audi can use a couple more reliability upgrades
I can't believe they didn't even wait until Hulk is back to the pits to fire him.
>>156893752I don't care, you fucked it up, you wanted to write hadj-ack
>hulk has to stop anyone from helping push back the car because he forgot to put the steering wheel back when he jumped out to prevent the car from rolling down the hillGay ass rule about the wheel is being #dangerous again.
>hulk ded again
>>156893663i think you're confused
>>156893775kek
>>156893776Touché
>>156893729fair enough ladi do think she's still sexy thoughvoice and allso perhaps that's where my bias originates from
>>156893775volumes
Cadillac will win before Audi KWAB
>delayhurry up jannies. i need to go to bed
Did hulk crash or car died? My stream froze
I'm so bored
>>156893816>it's audi'd
utter qt jiggling her tits on camera
>>156893816hydraulics took a leak
>>156893816hydraulic problem
As per usual>inb4 fake gimi in the great satan rocketcheat gaps the field by 0.4s
>>156893816hydraulic failure. pulled over to the side.
>>156893828have you tried drugs?
>>156893810just wait until Cadillac gets their own engine and they get set back for three seasons again
Everytime I see the nubank logo on the mercs I feel like closing my account.
>>156893797No harm there then
>>156893834hydrauleak>>156893836hydraublem>>156893839hydrailure
>>156893838>and NARB takes p4 in the dominant rocketship
Digits and VERSPAZZEN crashes and dies in q3
>>156893870stop being weird
God, if you can hear me, make lulu crash and give either chuck or amx pole. Im okay with narg getting it as well, just please make lulu crash
Why is it so dead?
>>156893870Digits and it's Lando instead
Hamilshit getting buckbroken by BMC
>ghastly
maybe NARB will die this session
>>156893870the maggs comeback starts TODAY
>>156893870Digits and KWABson goes to hell where he belongs
>>156893890BRAP
>>156893897God, don't get me horny
>>156893891>Hi ArvinWhat the udder fuck?
>>156893879I missed all 3 practice sessions because I forgot F1 was on this week. I just don't have any passion for these cars right now
fuck man I really thought Lawson was better than this based on his performance in Super Formula>>156893879q3 delayed, anons taking a shit, beating their wives, grabbing a beer, etc
>>156893902>medshitter physiognomy
>>156893870Digits and i will have gay sex with Sir Lewis Hamilton
>>156893902
So what it is that hadjar did to garner a "start from the back" that is different from norris replacing his pu and getting a ten place penalty?
>le ps3 funny commentHe should join the commentary booth
wtf is RB doing? why is Hadjar not giving a tow
>>156893918lindblad has upgraded car, lawson doesnt. Expect him to be better again when he gets is 2
f2 quali was so much better
>>156893951he genuinely sounds dead inside on the radio
>>156893921Don't talk like one of them
>>156893954it's the first run, relax
KWABJAR the tow truck driver
FUCK YOU CHEATCEDES
>kwabjargood dog
>>156893954Like he just did, you mean?
MAX MAX MAX MAX FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK SHARTONELLI
>NARB
jesus christ, they really turned up party mode 2.0
Nice Lap Chuck
CHARLIE
>it's still not enough
>chuckwhere the fuck did he come from?
WTF KINOOOOOOO
CHUCK
>NoRizz
>>156893995Stfu Kaaskopp tourist, what are you doing in France?
wut?
>>156893962thanks, I did notice the different intakes but had this thought for awhile now bot just this weekendif someone told me 4 years ago Hadjar would be in the RB seat over Lawson I would have laughed
EL GOBLINO
do russhit really think he is allowed to join another ant ver ham podium?
>>156894015>where the fuck did he come from?Monaco
Don't forget that the RB-Ford has the best ICE. In an electric formula.
>PIA +0.661
>gets tow>still only p4Yeah. Becoming a father finished him
>>156894023calm down
>gets a tow from a cucked teammate>.2 behindWant went wrong amxsisters?
>>156894023I'm physically french but I'm spiritually dutch
>Dead Bull can't compete with the top 3 teams even with a towembarrassingfuck Cheatlaren
RELEASE DER SANDBAGS VERDAMMT NOG EIN MAL
>Norris fastest but he has a penalty so it doesn't matter>Piastri 6 tenths off because he's shitting
McLel has unlocked the secret cheat settings in the Merc engine
>stopping the timer even though no one is on track
SWEEP IT UP JANNY
>>156894023>he doesn't know about the Dutch tradition of having all of your holidays in Spain, France and Turkey
WOOOOOWWWWEEEEEEEEEE
>cheat engine
so dangerous
>AAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME MASI
>get towed for the entire back end>some pasta kid still dabs on youthat RB is proper fucked
HURRY UP JANNIES
Clean it up Anon.
>red flag for gravelJesus Christ...
what did Russel say there?
was a pretty decent tow too
>>156894079Not the standard though ;^)
it's so over amxbros
nice job fia
>>156894071The Mercedes engine doesn't have a cheat setting
CLEAN IT UP SHINJI
Hello guys I love you just as much as the wc bros
JANNIES!
>>156894110yeahthey call it 'default mode'
RED FLAG!
>>156894070Norris has the new cheater enginePS3 doesntplease pay attention
Why did lulu share his secrets with chuck? Are they a team or something?
Norris needs to do a Hamilton and ditch mclel to build a team up and become the GOAT
>>156894131elite broom skills
Are those people watching it for free?
>>156894149I know I am
>>156894140Norizz will never become the goat. He just doesn’t have the mental.
>>156894140Goblando couldnt build a lego set, nevermind a team
nice back
FIA BUNDA
>CUTTING ASSFUCK YOU
>>156894140Excellent joke.
>>156894121no one loves me back guess i'll go fuck myselfMAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX
>>156894033there wasnt much lawson could do, being dropped into the rbr seat, given 2 races, and then immediately switched back to rb. Anyone but amx would have the exact same situation like lawson
>>156894140hamilkek is not a goat>>156894167mental what
How many pebbles are out there
>>156894185i love you greece anon
How can we get Bernie fired?
>>1568941976 millions
>norris setting the fastest time with pure corner wizardry
>>156894194Capacity and fortitude
Did the broom break?
>>156894194Capabilities. Are you anal?
>>156894209Only if it's out of a cannon and into the sun
I just got here. Why is norizz on pole? Who the fuck wrote this script?
>>156894140Shamilton built nothing.
>>156894232AI
Jenson fucking christ just continue already
clean it up, janny
>>156894226you need to calm down
>>156894237he killed adami and said "upon this rock i build my church"
LILY ZNEIMER RIMMING
>>156894121
>>156894269You need to expand your vocabulary jajajaja
>>156894244no woman ever said that to me
give your energy to amx and chuck /f1/!!!!
>>156894287you need to be less retardedjust use nouns, you'll survivethat finn too
>hadjar assuming the tow cuck position
>>156894293
>>156894296Jesus, calm down
>>156894283thanks jaimacan anon
>>156894280Rimming me then taking a load over her glasses? Sure, I'd let her do it.
>>156894232cause Lando is the champion
>the fittest girls are all mclaren/norris fansWhy is this
>russlel 3 tenths off ant as per
>>156894309no u!
>>156894121I only love you sexually, I am not capable of that other love
FUCK MERDECES
>>156894232He has a penalty for sunday so it's an easy opportunity for Liberty Media to let him do anything at all to make the current world champion look less pathetic without interfering with the season's overall script.
>>156894320Anon, I… How would that even work from a logistical perspective?
Calm down
LINDBLAD PURPLE SECTOR 1
kek cucked
mercedes cheats so hard it's not even funny
>>156894348use imagination
>Cheat engine effortlessly beating the momster towLmao.
Fake Gimi
>>156894348Takes it after, of course
100% legal car btw
Fuck off cheatcedes
HEY GEORGEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
serious fuck off gimi
3 FUCKING TENTHSFUCK OFF
>VSport commentator gushing through all practices about how good the Redbull ICE isFIAMG Riggatoni.
>>156894334
fucking oath kimi...
SE ACABO
Easy
>>156894333*a
OH SHIT CVCKONELLI
Every fucking time.
>they doubted
HEY GEORGEBOOOOOOOOooooo
did that tow actually help?looked like they fucked it up and he was holding him up for most of it
btfo
At a glance NARG looked like he went outside the track limits on that last corner
kimi is a real boy
Generational
That's why you don't let have abduls do tows infront of you
>all that tow down the straight and max still gets blown away by gimilel
>>156894419mean
This is perfectly okay. Im glad its narg and not hamilwog or narb. Chuck or Amx would have been better, but its okay
>v8 engine noises in aws adLMAO
>>156894434>youngest>youngest>youngestsikth year in single seaters
>>156894421it definitelly helped
>>156894333fittest? with that chin?
>max gets pole by a pretty good .1 seconds>antonelli strolls across with a time .3 faster than thatAt least Russell and Hamilton shit the bed.
>>156894437>cheatcedes rocketship
jesus christ
why they made hadji a bitch?
>>156894333bimbo posers are bandwagoners who'd have guessedthey'll be all mercedes fans next year
What's wrong with Russel? The car is clearly the fastest so how come he's struggling so much?
>>156894436Nice English, rakesh
>>156894443Narb getting cucked is always good. I just wish Allison didn't come back to the great satan factory
>>156894443silly
amx will win tomorrow
why is narb so shit
>>156894463he has grid penal so he’s relegated to a tow cuck
>>156894467overhyped br*t
>>156894448most driver start karting at 5-6 years old.
>>156894458But Susie Wolff investigated Toto Wolff and found Redbull to be the best.
>>156894467can you draw the mona lisa?
Chuck title surge starts tomorrow. Max will send ant into the hill and open the race up for him
couple of what
>>156894468Way to let self be baited jinge
>>156894458>rocketship>russell could barely crack the second rowsure
tomorrow should be fun
>>156894491can't you read
>>156894494I don't see why not
kimi showing all f1 babbies their sport is nothing, as a gt car driver
>>156894504Bin Russel is shit, son.
>>156894512absolute fucking kino
JUST SWAP NARB WITH AMX NOW
Naomi Schiff on my monitor
>>156894456>naomi has the microphoneSOMEBODY STOP HER BEFORE SHE STARTS RAPPING
I shan't be watching this slop tomorrow. I already know what'll happen (nothing)
>>156894458I'll give him credit for actually making use of the rocketship, better than we can say about NARB
TWOHALFBELGIANS
>>156894508kimi no single seater until old age
>oh okgreat question you stupid fucking bitch
>>156894546https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aOj96N0bvfw
Naomi Schiff has a fertile mom bod
>>156894467he just needs more time, bro
>>156894530The dude chucked it on P2 in Spa in a fucking Williams. He's certifiably elite.
>>156894512do you think gimi will go bald?
>>156894543Dont know how that ended up as a reply
>narg casually dunking on two other racistsWell, I might have to get on with the times
>>156894504Well that would be because russlel is a shitter.
Its a good thing kimi is such a hot twink heh
>>156894548>until old ageso you agree>youngest>youngest>youngestis retardedthanks!have a good evening
No chance of rain tomorrow?
>naomi has the mic Who did she steal it from?
>>156894602>>156894602>>156894602
>>156894467I think its bit of both narb having a bad year and narg might be second coming of gimi
>>156894582kimi single seater effective age6 years old
>>156894581>twinknonsense
>>156894571depends if he goes to ferrari
>>156894581and you just explained why liberty media are pushing him to be world champion.
MAX knows he is not getting anything this weekendor the next
>>156894607that's old for single seater
>>156894504>>156894545NARB is complete and utter shit broI do like nugimi tho even though he’s driving for the big satan
>>156893461no F1 team will file for bankruptcy, those teams are worth billions
>>156894485punishment for cheering for hamilton in 2021
