>>156865268
bret screwed bret
>>156886129what a faggot edition
it was a gay magazine
cringe
>>156886129This could've easily been a Columbus Blue Jackets edition.
>>156886129fuck you mildcuck (or mildcuck adjacent cuck)
>>156886129I humbly ask once again: WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE PENGUINS DOING? >WHY ISN'T DUBAS CUTTING A DEAL? >WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER CHOOSE TO MOVE YOUR ECHL AFFILIATE 2000 MILES AWAY?>WHAT GOOD IS AN ECHL AFFILIATE FULL OF OLD NHL WASHOUTS INSTEAD OF ACTUAL PROSPECTS?
are there any pwhl players over 6'
>>156886221https://streamable.com/qd5inpgirly magazine
certain americans hate us cuz they ain't us(cuz they anus)
just added tomato to my snack wrap in the mcdonalds app
>>156886221Yeah
gracie abrams released a song about flames prospect henry mews
>>156886370Who and who
>>156886386henry mews is the flames next big star dman like parekh and nemecgracie abrams is jj abrams very talented singing daughter
the measuring stick just changed around here
>>156886370haven't listened to her but i like her body of work
sources are indicating that gary is filming a show called /hoc/dessy
saw a funny tweet htat said ya'll odyssey a therapist LOL
>well folks it is finally official: RAPE, legal in the nation of canada
>>156886738
>>156886707That's a good one.The joke is playing on the word odyssey, meaning a long, difficult journey. So:"Y'all odyssey a therapist."reads like:"Y'all need to go on a long journey to find a therapist."It's a more dramatic, literary version of "y'all need therapy." Instead of just needing a therapist, you're so far gone you need an epic quest to get there.It's also funny because "odyssey" isn't normally used as a verb. Turning nouns into verbs ("Google it," "adulting," "Sherlocked") is a classic internet move, and using a grand, Homeric word for something as mundane as therapy creates that absurd contrast.10/10 tweet. Very "your problems require an ancient Greek epic" energy.
Yvonne has some titties on her
>>156886793she shows them off so lasciviously that I think shannon probably gets off to it
did shannon do a ny meetup and if so did bud go
remember when canucks fans thought bonino was a promising player? sbisa? shinkaruk? KWAB
>>156887161don't forget him too :(
>>156887245my god what a shit class
>>156887161Ronalds Kenins was supposed to be the next great thing out of Latvia.
virtanen was good until he graped some broad
>>156887320if your name is Ronalds you should work at Mcdonalds.
>>156887081I don’t think bud ever talked about Shannon
>offseason hoc
>>156887426
>>156887337and slept with half of abbotsford. he probably banged shannons wife too
>>156887444trips confirm beyond a shadow of a doubt
how am i supposed to charge my iphones watch and airpods at the same time
>>156887505Retard
>>156887505by buying more chargers
literal magnet pucks
>>156887576
playing some comfy pokopia
>>156887744comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>156888052
wheres jen
>>156887744only good looking game on switch 2wish these wooks would just make dragon quest builders 3 already
>>156888329Jen
>>156888553
>>156886172TRVKE
F L A M E SL AMES
>>156888751i dont have enough flames memespls send
hitler
>>156887161dont forget bustkermakki too lmao
I'm thinking about Connor Bedard's bussy!
>>156888885calm down nick foligno
>>156888773GREAT image fyi
>>156888942just like my islanders
>>156888888Soon
I think I'll play Cyberpunk for the first time. It can be my off-season game.
any preds in the /hoc/ community?
>>156889549*raises paw*
>>156886792cringe ai slop
>>156889026its a pretty good gamei had fun with it for my playthrough. the dlc was good too
What did he mean by this?
sexual rapists in the F L A M E SL AMESarena
>>156890147noooooooooo
>>156890095hot
>>156886129>another reeee at canadians threadmany such cases
>>156890822>laffs
braindead yanks killed this genny
>>156891657
I refuse to let wyna liu ruin another weekend
My yogurt wasn't supposed to expire until August but I found a green spot in it :(
>>156892295Sorry anon :(
>>156891657>blaming all of us for trb
>>156890147R U L EULE
>>156892501We should blame you queers queering off.
>>156892501I meant there are a subsect of braindead yanks, not that all yanks by default are braindead, basically anyone who posts the same shit every day multiple times a day needs a reality check
>>156892084am i autisticwhy is there gaybaiting with this sharks this season
IT IS NOW MY DUTY TOCOMPLETELY DRAIN YOU
>>156892983They’ve been doing that for a while to attract the heated rivalry fanbase
DID SHE CALL MY NAMEI THINK IT'S GONNA RAIN
>>156893047wtf is that
>>156893076undesirable frumpy white women writing gay smut about hockey players
WHAT'S MY DRUG OF CHOICEWELL WHAT HAVE YOU GOT
>>156893116ok hello? BASED?
>>156892792thoughts on your devastating and humiliating loss to bud on april 17 2022?
INTO THE FLOOD AGAIN SAME OLD TRIP IT WAS BACK THEN
Date a center?
DOWN IN A HOLEAND I DONT KNOW IF I CAN BE SAVED
I FEEL SO ALONEGONNA END UP A BIG OLD PILE OF THEM BONES
>>156893199No, I'm not one of you queers, and you really take your queering off elsewhere.
>>156893076A show about two young athletes
>>156893651you had me at young
HEY-AH-NA-NAI REPENT TOMORROW
EVERY DAYIT'S SOMETHING HITS ME ALL SO COLDYOU'LL FIND ME SITTING BY MYSELFNO EXCUSES THEN I KNOW
WE FACE THE PATH OF TIMEAND YET I FIGHTYET I FIGHT THIS BATTLE ALL ALONENO ONE TO CRY TO, NO PLACE TO CALL HOME
I'LL TAKE ADVANTAGE WHILE YOU HANG ME OUT TO DRYBUT I CANT SEE YOU EVERY NIGHT
HERE THEY COME TO SNUFF THE ROOSTER AH YEAH
I WANNA RUN THROUGH YOUR WICKED GARDEN THAT'S THE PLACE TO FIND YOU CUZ I'M ALIVE SO ALIVE NOWI KNOW THE DARKNESS FOUND YOU
THATS MY FATE TODAYMY FATENEVER GONNA FUCK WITH ME AGAINDONT FUCK WITH ME AGAIN
I'M NOT ALONE, AND I'M IN THE DEEPI'M BEGGING FOR MORE, BUT HE'S ASLEEPTEN TOES DOWN, DICK IN THE TANKI PULL IT ALL OUT AND JUST HAVE A WANK
>>156894111do you fuck with Velvet Revolver swedebro?
>>156894158never heard of em. aic and deftones all day
>>156894183slash and duff from gnr with scott weiland
Huomenta. The Rain Gods absolutely BTFO the Canadian fire smoke gods last night
Is this real?
>>156894916been a thing yes
>>156894916p-please no
if the soilers win the lee this year, does mcdavid re-sign?
>>156895095>soilers win the lee
https://harpersgallery.com/exhibitions/jacob-trouba/featured-works>Within his approach, Trouba stewards an intimate relationship between his body and the canvas, frequently imprinting the absorbent material with vestiges of his painted figure. The artist dresses in his traditional hockey gear as he strikes and skates into the canvas, resulting in a frenzy of energetic marks that speak to the combative nature of the beloved game.
>>156895039todd fedoruk suffered brain damage while in a flyers uniform
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnS2gU9zef0
>>156895198mf is Shinkawa fan huh
>>156895253boogard broke his face, poor guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p0PfKSTR2g
>Between 2010-2022 the National Hockey League purchased 79,000 kilograms of Neodymium
I hate the Flames, but I have to admit that they've been cooking this offseason
>>156895675they set the kitchen on fire after smearing shit on the walls
>Two lies separated by a comma
The whole worlds a circus, don't you be the clown
every day i wake up wishing i was dead
>>156896109me too I have a tooth ache that's really bad
>>156896150i'm sorry bro that sucks
>>156895095lol
>>156896109wait until you get a wifethen you'll actually wish that
>>156896529been there done that
>>156886129extremely dangerously 100% pure based
>>156897164it was a gay magazine
>>156897164*puts you in the sharpshooter*
>>156897191*admires the excellence of execution*
for me it's when the guy in the figure four reverses the pressure
>>156897213pops me every time
*pulls you back to the center of the ring as you were about to reach the ropes keeping the sharpshooter locked in*
>>156897253holy fucking dimes
>>156894158I (illegally) downloaded She Builds Quick Machines the same day it was released. I was already a huge Stone Temple Pilots fan after I'd heard them in GTA San Andreas as a 13 year old.Cool band, but not as good as either STP or GnR.
anyone watching SNME tonight?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rK5YXy63TE
>>156897291>illegaly downloading musicLars has kids to feed
>>156897340gonna watch my Calgary Stampeders @ Montreal before
>>156897340hell yeah bro Cody and Phil team up once in a lifetime
saturday knight's main event later bro
>>156897347That's the reason. I want his kids to starve. Fuck all Danes.
>>156897377sup bro>>156897380best post a Swede ever made
I'm not gay, am I permitted to watch wrestling still?
>>156897363my dad's going to the game! i hope it's fun for him
>>156897447Are you a girl?
>>156897447this is a common misconception
Nick Suzuki: certified BUST?!?
>S-sh-shut the fu-fuck up. m-m-m-mildc-cuck!
>shut up wrestlefags>mildtranny gets offendedvolumes
>middle of July and the canacuck is STILL triggered by my posts.kek
>>156897950Heart disease is a silent killer but yours has a voice, and things to say.
your minnesota mild everyone
first of all its pronounced E-God secondly minnesota LITERALLY lost a team to the sunbelt kwab
what's the science behind me liking hockey and canadian songwriters like avril lavigne and neil young and rush so much. I'm sure there's a connection.
>>156898026solo rules
>>156898027you're forgetting all the elite early 2000s pop punk im afraid
>>156898027rush sucks
I think i'm cuteI know i'm sexyI got the looksThat drives the girls wildI got the movesThat really move themI send ChillsUp and down their spine
>>156898027you simply and rightly recognize that we are musical gods
>>156898068>>
>>156898068You suck (in the suburbs)
>>156898072based
>>156898078Maybe my dad just had good taste.
hands off the merchandise
I'M JUST A SEXY KURTI'LL MAKE YOUR ANKLE HURT
I'M JUST A SEXY KIRKI'LL MAKE YOUR NECK HURT
>I make a post>he immediately replies, like he's been here all day waiting for it.>all because I made fun of >his team 6 months agoOBSESSEDBSESSEDpicrel
>>156898203*kicks you in the gut**stunner**pounds a couple Steveweisers*
>b-b-but we beat the injured Wi-wild!!!
wow
>>156898312kinda mad that geriatric ovetškin is still second most selling
>>156898296>if you lose you winkwab
>>156898312Thank you Gary
>>156898312>spending actual money on a jack jews jerseyI refuse to accept this
>>156898312Why hasn't anyone signed bedard yet?
>>156898466I wonder if any bitter Nuckies fans got "QUITT HUGHES" printed on their jerseys
>>156898571I know of one, and xhe posts here. Obsessively.
>>156898585i dont think xrb is a nuckies fan
>>156898616Might as well be. Same brainwave lengths.
>>156898312where is carlsson and kaprizov?
>>156898312They never say how many jerseys are sold
>>156898676Probably cashing their million dollar checks.
>>156898312hairlinebros...
>>156898711ovechkin and crosby still have more money and jerseys sold than them both. did you think you were being clever?
>>156898312>jack hughes over mcdavid>>156898344I would assume his jersey sells well normally, but he definitely got a boost from beating the goal record and people thinking that he would retire
tempting gary, tempting...
>>156898755>getting this rattled over some bantzFire smoke getting to your head? Sad.
>>156886129is it me or does he have the perfect male physique?
>>156898816no its clear skies here for me. keep crying about your third world air though while pretending to be retarded.
>>156898847>n-noYeah, he's seethin'
thunder sounded like a shotgun blast MANY dogs are hiding under beds right now in the immediate area
i had a dream that laine signed with the panthers
>he's 47>he lost to bud>he's reading this post and bubblin
>>156898918This can be a soccer chant
>>156898918kwarb
stonewall jackson would be a flames fan
>>156898951>trb's shadow bottom leftKWAB
>>156898944HE LOST TO BUD>he lost to budON EASTERS EVE>on Easters Eve HE LOST TO BUD ON EASTER HE GOT RAPED IN THE CHILLY EVE
>>156898954cant tell if memeing but they literally played in Atlanta originally
is /hoc/ for england or france
>>156898996everyone knows that dipshit
>>156899009but does that dumb leaf know is the question
>>156898896what team is the most moral?
>>156899025i cant confirm or deny its not in the Bible
>>156899025whats an atlantais it like atlantis
>>156899033Who hasn't won in the longest time?
>>156898891We don't refer to ourselves as dogs here
>>156899065imagine darnell nurse but times 6milly
>>156899068trb
>>156898992To the tune of When the Saints Go Marching In?
>>1568990922true
>>156899098correct
>>156899005i have hundreds of dollars bet on ufc i dont give a fuck about povertyflop
>>156898992Jen
do you think the jannies ever get tired of trb constantly crying to them?
>>156899005>match for third place Gary should make the teams who lose the conference finals play a series for 3rd place.
>>156899175i think he's one of them to be entirely desu
newest hronek wedding pic just dropped: can you see it?
>>156899293See what
>>156899357the trees ya fucking mark
>>156899293Marcus Pettersson's dad was a great center.
>>156898312macklin celebaby bring up the rear!
>>156899405can you ask him to help elias be good again
>>156899405can you ask him to stop sending players to the pumpkin patch
>>156899462Both Marcus and his father would rather piss on Elias than help him.
>>156899511just like Lars and their fans
>>156886129
Real queers queering off hours
>>156899500not many people know this but the real reason miller plays for the rangers is because there are zero pumpkin patches is the new york metropolitan area - in fact they are outright banned. it's the only way miller can feel safe these days
>>156899558ran this through the AI turns out true
>>156899555oh really? I guess it must be a time of that that ends in 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9.
>>156899558You typed that all out, why?
>>156899555Because you’re here
>>156899607why are you a shoot homo
>>156899615> n-noustay queering off, queer
thinking about that time wayne simmonds got bananas thrown at him
>>156899694holy mackerel that makes me woozy
Go Panthers
Austin3:16 bro's...........
>>156899744prepare to be shartstorm'd
>>156899293Who invited that Quitter to the wedding?
>>156899760that was a work
>>156899808gary
I'm an ass manYeah I'm an ass man (Yeah!)I love to love 'emI love to kick 'emI love to shove 'emI love to stick 'emLove to flaunt 'emI love to watch 'emI love to pick 'emAnd I'm gonna kick 'em
>>156899558>in fact they are outright bannedkek'd
>OH MY NAME'S BILLY
>>156900290shut the fuck up mildcuck
>>156899293i may not be a multi millionaire pro athlete but at least my hairline isnt completely KWAB'd by age 30.
>>156900331really good post
>make a post>canacuck replies like a good boy.All day, every day.
>sh-shut the fuck up!!!!
>>156899666satan just bodied that troon
wow that's a lot of smoke canada, take it easy on the weed eh? haha!
>>156900435nobody cares who you are and your state lost a team to the sunbelt
>>156900582>and now she replies again with her copy and pastekek, this genny is 2 E Z.
>getting paid less than CarlsonKWAB
>>156900696respond to losing a team to the sunbelt
>>156900725(You)2. E. Z.
>>156900768respond to being the state of hockey and have zero (0) lees and losing a team to the sunbelt
>>156900795>copy & paste>mom I posted it on /hoc/ again.2 E Z.
>>156900828ive seen five (5) lees have you ever seen a single one (1)
>>156900864>hey, i watched some guys on TV, man!kwab
>living vicariously through some sports team you watch on television and thinking that you're the one that's successful.Yikes.
>>156901015i got to watch legendary icons of the game like Mario Lemieux, Jaromir Jagr, Sidney Crosby, Marc-Andre Fleury and Evgeni Malkin you lost a team to the sunbelt
>>156901045Many such cases
>>156900714>BLACKCAWKSLOL WHAT ARE THEY DOING
>>156901119>i watchedexactly. You are stanley cup cuck.
>hey, man, I stood up in my parent's living room while I watched on TV, a team, >MY team hug each other for their shared accomplishments.
me and my boys sent the blots packing
no smoke today fellas but not until I light up this DOOBerdeau haha Go Flames
>>156902711and then what happened?
/cr*c/ has a garfield OP and i don't like it garf is /hoc/ property
>>156903031No smoke buts its been raining all day
>>156903591kwab
>>156886284>ECHL>actual prospectsOutside of rookie goalies that just need somewhere to play, LMAO
>page 5
For me it is toronto in 2005
France getting chilly Easter evening of 2022ed
someone post the meme
>>156907089What's that in soccer, 1-0 with 70 minutes left?
>>156907426Yeah
if you you're too retarded you cant figure out the soccer score board you may be too retarted
The board is moving to fast to not be posting
>if you you're
>>156908416cope ive been drinking at a graduation party since 10am the kid's mom is japanese
>>156908726Why
>>156908726the guy that wrote the article must have been Trump's speechwriters' grandfather or something
>>156894916Flyers can't have nice things ya silly billy.
>>156909116TDS...
>>156909076because i was invited retard
Philly didn't get Leo, but his contract really is kinda shit if you break it down and not only look at the cap hit.
>>156909116transgenders have to make everything about garndil froomf get a fucking new hobby
>>156900714So much for Philly's plan to cause a massive aav hike for the league.
>>156909393Usually you leave after the act is done, clown.
>>15690977918+ website lil buckerinoo
>>156909333>Triple-Double Sundaytwo, please
>>156909879Then why are you here, biden?
>>156909393You show up for 30 monkeys with a card get some food then go home
>>156909978to post about gary being jewish
>>156910091I'll allow it. Continue.
>>156886221He's a homo and his friend in a green shirt is a homo
>>156910424how do you say fucking based in French
>>156909910>Sunday
Crosby autists.... There's a new sheriff in town...
>>156910424>Oh, I'm no homo. He said in a very homo way.
>>156910570>copying the goatKWAB
>>156910629t. the guy in the green shirt who's nothing but a homo
>>156910570Why does the splitting of the money matter? Owner think he's gonna go poor in 2030 or something and not be able to pony up?
>>156910424How do you say wrestlefags OUT in French
>>156910764LE E-God
>>156910748My shirt is grey today, thank you very much.
Soccer KWAB incoming keep the thread bumped
>>156911061homo color
>>156910570He's not born on 9/8 98 though. Crosby has reasons for his autism since he's born on 8/7 87
>>156911063
>>156911216Ackshually, it is the least homo color because it's not on the rainbow, like all of your shirts.
>>156911476i only wear wife beaters
>>156911534Massively homo attire
>>156911657cope it shows off your guns and masculine chest hair
>>156886172>yeah Vince, I know I’m leaving for more money, but I just can’t lose the belt in my home town at the ppv that was planned almost a year ago.
>>156911725it was a gay magazine
>>156886172Nah
>>156911715>I make sure all of my shirts have two built in handlebars for when my boyfriend rails my ass.Massive homo.
>>156911715Queer
>>156911862>>156911886oh im sorry i didnt know this was a no bitches genny
>>156911991It is, so fuck off.
>itt>off season hockey queers attempt to out queer other off season hockey queers
>>156912031listening to a cover band play Weezer
Gonna go watch Survivor Series '97, brb in 4 hours bros.
>>156910755I think the split is there for some tax trickery
>>156911715
>>156912150dimesola
>>156912157>jewish tricksEvery. Single. Time.
KWAB
>Kendra Whitney Abigail Beauregard
>>156912157it looks more like numerology and player security. if you want a big chunk of cash up front, you can do almost all of it. but he isn't playing in a tax advantage state.
>>156912826>Kendra Whitney Abigail*neuron activated*
Bedsy got paidWOOT WOOO~!!!
>>156913286AI could make this better...and sexier.
>>156913503AI is for nerdz and queerz
>>156913503@grok recreate this video but remove brennan othmann
>>156911235Bedard is just blindly copying whatever he thinks will give him "aura." He's #98 because that's as close to Gretzky as you can get, he's doing the numbers thing because Crosby did it first. But he'll never get there, he's a wineglass full of pig shit.
Imagine cheering for some retard kid to make more in a year than youll make in your life
love our bedsy
I hope the shitcawks got a injury refund clause in their deal with bussybedard
>the futi city of Engerlunde they gonna lose this match
>>156913911Yeah
>>156913911wtf goals?
we're all ceo's and doctors here
>>156914089Copey works at AT&T in the mall
Laaaadies and Gentleman, boys and girls, children of aaaall ages, Commissioner Gary Bettman is proud to give to you, IT'S N-H-L NAHHH-TION-NAAAAAL CHAAAAAAMPIOONS OF THE WORRRRRRRRRRLD!
>>156914089time to immigrate to germany
>>156914262Don't bother, if all goes right, you'll be German in 2 years.
>>156914231copey rules
>>156914376At being retarded
>>156914457fight me in real life that's my dear bro
Speaking of copey, why did the knights sign their first round pick already?
>>156914768it he your boyfriend, Sally?
>>156914916Why not
>>156914978Because he sucks and won't be with the team for half a decade.
>>156914937what's it like being unmercifully bullied and being known as the guy that was raped
>>156914937hey aren't you the guy who got raped by bud on the chilly easter evening of 2022?
>>156915024Just like the golden showers
>>156915072What's it like being a queer queering off all day?
>the gay city of Paris the queers won tonight
>>156915443oh im sorry did i hurt your (raped) boyfriend's feelings
AURAURA
>>156915589Welcome back numale
$10 dolla pizzas tonight, boiiiize, we dinning.
>>156915731sup samir hows the seething going
>>156915589>queer continues the queer offSad
>>156915832>bud continues to 1kwarb
>>156915731you stink like a stench...
>>156915888still true
>>156915888>queer now flailing at the queer offSadder
>>156914369Does that mean I'll team up with JP again?
>>156916200I just hope the Germans do it right this time around.
Soccer spam soon
>>156916252good post fedboy
>>156916374
>>156916374who cares?/hoc/ is immune to divegrass spam and it's beautiful, bring it the fuck on
>>156916725too bad you weren't immune to getting raped kwarb
>>156916449thx bby
>>156916725i wish we were immune to your plague you retarded raped crippled bitchwhy don't you get it we wish you were deadwe're not your friends
>>156916819Faggot
>>156917180>Faggot
>>156916725I still have never touched a Hockey Puck, I have, however, seen one fly over the glass during warmups and hit someone sitting nearby right in the eye.
>>156917482you lost to a burrito
>>156917192>>156917482thoughts on the crushing defeats you suffered at the hands of bud and mitch?
>>156917577Maybe Johnny Gaudreau didn't go to heaven, Jackie.
>>156917577kwabreau
>>156917620well, you know you only live once, lad, so, never say never >reach for the puck, lad, grasp the puck and hold tight
England avoided a KWAB
>>156918086unlike trb
We need a third place game
>>156918086France had a "guy" on their team that gets fucked by trannies. They didn't deserve a medal.
>>156918059you can never say you've never been raped
>>156918086they 'won' bronze>best result in decades
Eating chex mix
>>156918192KWAB
>>156918260Sounds gay
>>156918372rules
>>156918275You can never say you're not a queer queering off perpetually.
>>156918456VERY french (and french canadian) behavior.
>>156918542its not my fault your boyfriend got raped give it a rest kid also turn 18
For me: It was Referees Tim White and Mike Chioda.
>>156918246YeahIMAGINE is the Montreal Canadiens and Colorado Avalanche vied for Gary's Third Prize>I would kiss Gary right on the mouth if he made a Third Place Series, I'd be that pleased, I would
>>156918858'abs in 4
>>156918858did Bud make you kiss him on the mouth when he finished
>>156918858imagine you not being a raped retard
>>156918782For no reason whatsoever they made videos for the website where referee Tim White said he wanted to kill himself
>>156919007I would too if I inadvertently screwed Austin of out the title.
this nigga is washed
rapey just has to have a disgusting humiliation fetish
>>156911725My home town is 3000 miles away btw
>>156919241I have an urge to punch all of those people with cameras right now...
>>156919241>finnish goaltending
>>156919241Yeah
>>156918704>queer still going at it madlyewwwwww
>>156919441it's not my fault your boyfriend got raped by the thread lolcow
>FUCK YOU GARY!
>>156919559>queering off continues apaceso disgusting
>>156919647i hope your raped boyfriend is seeing this
Gary needs to make some trades happen. /hoc/ really sucks right now.
>>156919007that's the good vinceslop right there
hoc's offseason anthemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t1rUYLX2fk
>>156919816I've been manifesting an Elias Pettersson trade ever since the off season started and I feel I'm almost there.
bud wontrb lost + 47 years old
bass solo take one*plays anasthesia*
site idea: we tell shannon about this genny
>>156886129hbk music videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR2KERBwWPI
>>156920184Shannon is a girl's name i dont like it
>>156919241HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gen z leaguegen z gennyBOOMERSHITS OUThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2kArFPDkRs
>>156920184Shannon's too busy watching reality slop
>>156919241Same with Sid, but who cares?
SO I MADE A BIG MISTAKE TRY TO SEE IT ONCE MY WAY
>>156920273sad
>>156920184shannon is at madison square garden right now
>>156920513Better than any zoomer currently
ALL I WANNA DO ISOYYYY VEYYYYYYYAND TAKE YA SHEKELS
>>156919241It's not like he's going aim high and hit one of the people in the back.
Might order dominos later
This dude is too young to be this greedy. The only reason he wants to go to Vancouver is so he can keep living in Washington and get that no-income tax benefits.
>>156920945Why would any team even want him
>>156919727>queer just can't stopAwful
>>156920978he's an alpha male
now that the goys of summer have gone
>>156921018Maybe on planet retard
>>156920945NHL version of me moving to one of the poorest dumbest states in the union
>>156920978He had a decent rookie season and is a high draft pick. First rounders always get at least three chances to make an impact.
>>156921106I think he already used all his chances
signing bonuses are all the rage
>>156921264you cant really even bust out of the league from outside the top 3 just look at the strome family
>>156921315It's been like that for 15 years moron.
>>156921376i didn't say they weren't all the rage back then either
>>156921315>$15 milllion less than Carlson
now that's stacked
>>156921264I think you're retarded for thinking that after one season where he took a minor step back. If he doesn't have a 55-65+ point season on his next team in the next 3 years, a third team will trade for him. Simple as.
>>156921461fan vote could throw a wrench in the gears
>>156921434>John Carlson signed a two-year, $17 million contract with the Tampa Bay Lightning on July 1, 2026, carrying an $8.5 million average annual cap hitYou're math is off.
BREAKING: NHL to recognize bud's contributions to the game-Friedman, 32 Thoughts Podcast
>>156921605based league finally acknowledged the 1
connor patrick kane bedardnow if kane signs with the hawks for his last year or 2 the starts will truly have aligned
>>156921461Do the All Star national teams get coaches? They should select Henk for old times sake >and also so /hoc/ can make more >rags memes with Henk in'em
>>156921707Jesus Christ you fucking suck
>>156921360dylan strome video
>>156921707thoughts on bud's recognition?
>>156920945Is he fucking retarded?
>>156921360Gary's relentless expansion and watering down of the league means even pulju is a compelling signing these days
>>156921605Jesus Christ you fucking suck
>>156921800>xhe rb bubblin at bud's successKWAB
>>156921766Guaranteed top 6 minutes
>>156921766It's not a bad idea for him. He isn't getting ice time in Seattle and with how shit the Canucks are he's pretty much guaranteed playing time high in the line up.
>>156921766he probably thinks he'll be on the first line and pp1 every game so he can rack up points on vancouver while not worrying about playing defensively since the team still wants to tank for 1 or 2 more years. then when that's all said and done he can go get 20 million per year which is what the standard will be for 60-70 point players at that time.
>>156921826>>156921830>>156921835>you get playing time at least broOn a dog shit team that has no direction.
>if i just pretend it isn't happening then they'll be friend
>>156921855>On a dog shit team that has no direction.Are you talking about the Kraken?
>>156921821What the fuck is wrong with you? Genuine question.
>>156921762Thoughts on your queering off 24/7?
>>156921855>>156921887why is the Rain Belt cursed? is not even just ice hockey either
>>156921887>no, but our piece of dog shit is polished, so it's better.
>>156921899xhe jelly of bud's recognition, aren't you trb?
>six-woman tag opening the show
Starting to really think the mild fan isn't the worst poster on /hoc/...
>>156921936even he is smart enough to avoid the dead things, dominick.
new >>156922004
pictured: unrecognized by NHL
>>156921899oh im sorry did anon hurt your boyfriend's feelings?
