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Tour de France (2.UWT)
Stage 14
Mulhouse - Le Markstein
155.3km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/startlist

GC after stage 13:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/stage-13-gc

Roadbook:
https://www.xoo-cycling.ch/download/roadbooks/roadbook_tour-de-france_2026.pdf

Live stats:
https://racecenter.letour.fr/en/
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/stage-14/live

Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / ARD1 / RTBF / VRT / DKTV2 / RTVE / Rai / NOS / EITB / RTP / RTV Slo / SRG-SSR
13:00 CET

Previous thread:
>>156866675
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>Current and upcoming road races
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
18.08 Egmont Cycling Race Women 1.1
18.08 - 21.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
19.08 - 23.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lloyds Tour of Britain Women 2.WWT
19.08 - 23.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.Pro WE
21.08 Konvert Kortrijk Koerse 1.1 WE
22.08 - 13.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855
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>>156888224
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Baloise Ladies Tour (2.1)
Stage 3a (ITT)
Maaseik - Maaseik (8.4km)
Stage 3b
Maaseik - Maaseik (104.8km)

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/bene-ladies-tour/2026/startlist

GC after stage 2:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/bene-ladies-tour/2026/stage-2-gc

Roadbook:
https://www.baloiseladiestour.com/storage/files/file/212.pdf?t=1782558162

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/bene-ladies-tour/2026/stage-3a/live
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/bene-ladies-tour/2026/stage-3b/live

Streams:
https://cycling.pickx.be/nl/
https://cyclingtiz.live/
Proximus 12:15 / 18:00 CET
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La Périgord Ladies (1.1)
Rouffiac - Boulazac
126.2km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/la-perigord-ladies/2026/startlist

Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5dsYliW6G8
https://cyclingtiz.live/
14:15 CET
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This stat seems wrong. I'm pretty sure Pog has had the kom jersey for more than 4 days.
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>>156888288
Time gained by Pogacar or Vingegaard on each other in TdF mountain stages
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>>156888307
One day in 2020 (stage 18), two days in 2025 (stage 3 and 5), one day in 2026 (stage 2)
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>>156888364
So he means actually wore in a stage. I misunderstood
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Diamond league looks pretty good today. It will have to be a two screen job with the cycling.
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Le Markstein class
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There was a kid at local races that was so quick, he was like a man. He raced for the wiggins team for a season or two then vanished without a trace. He'd come to the races, put in an attack and almost lap everyone. Then he'd sit up and wait. pogacar should try that. He's got a big lead and he can make things interesting. Or start the climb 3 minutes behind for a nail biting finish.
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>Hartmannswillerkopf
Man, I love this whole area. It's beautiful and deeply haunting.

We need it back, though.
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>>156888202
>Never been one for long bike rides
>Recently bought an e-bike
>On a whim decide to go on a 5 hour ride

>It feels like my taint and prostate has taken a jackhammer pounding
Wtf guys. It feels so gay. Is this why so many weird people are into bicycling? I'm not even joking
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>>156888835
After a week it doesn't hurt. First 100 mile I did I was barely able to sit for a few days. You just need to get a decent chamois and stick with it for a week. After 10 minutes into a rider it mostly stops hurting. And maybe experiment with a different saddle if prostate hurts because it shouldn't. If your dick tingles and circulation is cut off during rides you obviously need a different saddle and chamois. Stopping for a piss when dick is shrivelled and tiny is not a nice feeling.
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>>156888835
Have you tried attaching one of those before sitting down?
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>>156888202
Total sprinter death
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Søren “The Hippo from Mandal” Wærenskjold extends his contract with Uno-X until the end of 2029.
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>Søren Wærenskjold’s Functional Threshold Power (FTP) is estimated to be between 380 W and 390 W. Given his body weight of roughly 84 kg, this equates to an impressive power-to-weight ratio of approximately 4.5 W/kg to 4.6 W/kg

4.6w/kg for a tour de France pro. Vast majority ITT could achieve a higher FTP if they trained properly from their teens. 2022 I had 4.2 after 6 months back on the bike. Seems ridiculous that his w/kg is so low. I know there's far more to the sport that w/kg but holy shit. Starting to believe that finbert when he said a rider that's got a 300w ftp could win a tour stage if they timed it right, and he wasn't talking about VVP sized manlets. I bet even lantern rouge could get 5w/kg. With enough training. Something can't be right here.
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Tom Pedcock will win the Tour today
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There should be zero women in politics. Seriously.
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>>156888800
F to our fallen soldiers
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>>156888202
mountain stages = no watchy
simple as
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DNS Debruyne
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>>156889099
There are Berts ITT with higher W/kg numbers. All you need to finish the TdF is high enough FTP to get over the mountains within the time limit. The more challenging part is probably bike handling and not getting dropped in the technical bits. If you look at the Strava of pros you'll see that on sprint days they're at like 180 - 250 W average for the day. If you've got a 2kW sprint as long as you get to the end of the stage and to the correct position you're sprinting for a win.
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Insane stat, and this includes loads of flat/breakaway stages where he isn't even competing to win.
The win rate in one-day races has got to be incredible.
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>>156890150
It's totally normal for a rider to win 1 in 4 stages, it's not like he's putting up generational numbers and works with teamcaptains and doctors that were involved in tons of doping in the past
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Hey guys hope we have a wonderful stage today.
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__________________

me no watchy

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ME WATCHY
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Praying for Remco survival
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>>156890287
Newfag
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>>156890150
>Pog spent literally 5% of his life racing
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Jonas should perhaps maybe try to attack today.
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>>156890325
too slow dummy
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Sweaty Zoomer
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>>156890347
he has done nothing but attack
attack the podium group that is, to secure his podium
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>>156890515
What's his IQ?
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>>156890530
what's his name? anders?

anders looks like a guy who enjoys watching his fiance get fucked more than he enjoys doing it
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>>156890558
>Anders Mielke (born 1998-01-05) is a road racing cyclist from Denmark, active between 2014 and 2016.
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oh wow look another Pogimerdawinslol stage
what a fun sport
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This one will either be super slurp or super kino nothing in between
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I believe in Remco.
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>>156888248
top 10 ITT
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>>156890613
It's quite funny that the women's side has so little money that they still have zondacrypto on the suits when they're not even a fucking sponsor anymore
https://www.cyclingnews.com/pro-cycling/womens-cycling/canyon-sram-terminate-partnership-with-title-sponsor-zondacrypto-over-breaches-of-contract/
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perro
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fuck off Jens Voigt
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Kwabecky
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Today's predictions:
>visma paces hard but it backfires and Jorgenson is dropped
>Remco explodes on penultimate climb
>sprinters barely make to the finish
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>>156890725
visma is not doing shit but defending today
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Really really annoying that it isn't called Mülhausen anymore
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>>156890692
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>>156890725
>visma paces
Nah they ride the wheel until only Jonas is left
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Time for the daily Jonas Vingegaard humiliation ritual
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rain
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rain kino
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you boys hear about this rain
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i hope it rains all foking stage
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>rain
>mountain
>saturday

oh my god it's comfy time
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Never ride in the rain but I could use one now
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>>156890869
now we just needs Pogi to crash off a mountain and it will be ultra comfy
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off to a great start
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>rain
wheeeee
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Brave that they let it start I was assuming a small delay
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>>156890899
>>156890902
>>156890914
Kino stage today
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>some people from the desert have never experienced this
Poor lads
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>>156890881
i wasn't gonna say it but...
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wha
wha
wtf
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how do you even get up here
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>saving the rain kino webms to remember it by
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AU commentators have seen enough:
>pogwinslol
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I'm taking bets

When will Pogi attack and how much time will he gain?
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Who's pulling now?
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African IQ on display
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>>156891096
nigger
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Based Wellens already pulling
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>>156891013
there used to be a metal staircase
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>>156891013
>>156891158
Interesting. It's probably not used anymore?
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>>156891199
yeah, it was a potash mine that shut down 50 years ago, now it's a museum
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No fucking way piddy in the break way again
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>>156890749
That dog is so cool, he must have all the dog'ettes drooling for him.
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>>156891318
He's going to win it all
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>>156891318
well RBBHG is dumb enough to allow that
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is Pidcock the new Martin?
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Based Santa
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>>156891363
>Martin
which one?
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>>156891459
le breakaway to top 10 GC man
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>random mountain 125km from the finish
>absolutely stacked with fans
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Eurosport commentators speculating Pogi might be sick
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>>156891554
AU commentators said due to the looping nature of the course most of these people will be able to ride over to the next nearby mountain for the final climb too
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>>156891571
God I hope so
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Ulle will be on ARD?!
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>>156891627
Mountain roads like this are usually locked down a few hours before the caravan shows up
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>>156891571
Sick and tired of competing against shitters
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>>156891673
they'll probably go the back way
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>>156891673
>to ride over to the next nearby mountain
Yes but they need to walk
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>>156891655
You just know Florian Naß is seething internally
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Damn the entire country gathered on the roadsides
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>The Face of Peace

my nigga
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thats a lot of fans
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I love you Frenchbros, so many spectators
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And we have our Winners!
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It reminds me the huge crowds when the tour started in Denmark, it was surreal.
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>>156891527
Both Dan Martin and philosophy Martin did this
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>30 minutes away from Mulhouse by train.
Kicking myself for being to lazy to be there. Slept too long bros. Whens the next time they go to the Elsace?
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Descending disasterclass
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>>156891797
Why what's the story there?
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>>156891920
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>>156891937
Boah man wieso, so eine Kino Etappe und du bist zu faul
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>>156891937
not this year
route for next year isn't known yet
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>>156891937
You can still make it though?
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How they let pidcock in the break again? Can you call other teams bluff and make visma redbull and trek help pace? Seems like everything plays into pogacars hands
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>>156891937
go and fuck some cutie from france
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Charmig not going to make it
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>>156889715
Downhills and recovery seems like the scary parts. Must take them years to be able to sustain a 3 week effort even if they do get easier days. The hard stages with steel climbs will consume muscle fibres. Then it's got to recover, along with the nutrients. The eating is probably extremely hard, 160g per hour is there abouts a pizza. Every hour. And of course the heat.

I guess it is pretty hard after all.
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>>156892006
Holding them at 2 minutes effortlessly. Tom is not a strong mountain rider. Everyone in the top 10 will be confident they'll gain significant time and take his spot by the end of the race.
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Thermonuclear Attack from Lipowitz imminent
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Slippy roads. We can only hope for the menace's demise.
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>>156892006
Nobody is racing for first anymore, which should make for a more fun last week of the tour.
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How long until Pissma start making retard moves like fighting the break? Lmao
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Berts what was the name of the lake they showed, like 5 minutes ago?
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>>156892316
Lago Daneshit
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Did they not ride the Balloon climb yesterday?
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>>156892337
That was the Ballon d'Alsace. Today its the Grand Ballon.
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>>156892337
they did

>>156892363
they climb ballon d'Alsace today too
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>>156892363
They're also doing the same Ballon d'Alsace climb today, but a different descent.
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>>156892337
I don't remember you asking me for permission to post, buddy. Better watch it or I'll rape you harder than Pogi does.
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>Thaimen Arensman
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SRAM?
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Nils Politt the mountain goat
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Pollitt is such a filthy doper
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My heart say that Piddy with the help of Visma can take yellow today.
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Almost 3 minutes. pooAE will let them go?
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Pidcock on track to be the most exciting rider this tour if he continues like this. No doubt ineos will pull hard despite arseman being up the road.
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>>156892439
>pooAE
Go back to r*ddit
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I'm waiting at the top of Col du Haag to punch Pogi in the liver
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>>156892439
Pog can make up 3 minutes on carapaz in like 2km
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>>156892292
now
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>>156892453
based
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>>156892410
According to that logic, Armirail is even worse, since he's been extending the gap to Politt.
>>156892451
can't stop the tourist infestation in these threads unfortunately, so just accept it: every single rider who is doing well is doped and pogi is the devil
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Last warm and sunny day for a while and I want to go swimming but I also don't want to miss the stage. What do?
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>>156892439
no one dangerous at tete
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Quistep winning the KoM jersey is cursed
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>Tejada Pogacar
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>>156892475
Go swimming and watch the stage on replay later. Avoid social media so as not to be spoiled
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Is today's climb a vingegaard climb?
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>>156890515
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>>156892502
is there any climb nowadays where he's better than Pog?
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>>156892513
Himmelbjerget, mainly because Pogi would not be able to find it.
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>Rain
Who dies in the descent?
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>>156892483
powerful curse
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>>156892513
onto his missus
maybe
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>>156892531
Pogi
Inshallah
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>>156892502
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funny crashes pls
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>>156892531
Remco
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why wont this annoying irish fuck potato "yes, well..." kelly die already
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ULLE ON ARD
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Did the Movistar duo attack Arseman when he had that flat? Tactically perfect if true.
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>>156892582
>>156892601
BASED
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>>156892601
king
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>>156892571
yess, death, well... that is gunna be a difficult wun

>>156892589
Castrillo was already deathpulling for Rubio, that issue for Arensman came at a very bad time
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>>156892601
Luv Ulle. Simple as
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oh Jonas sisters?
UAE and Redbull is doing some illegal shit
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lmao at jonas
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Fish battered and fried
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>>156892640
>>156892637
>>156892644
What happened ARD showing Ulle interview
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>>156892650
there was just a split on the descent and its all togheter again
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Of course most of the interview is about dopage lmao
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>Polit climbing better than dedicated climbers
UAE has gone completely mask off huh?
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>>156892672
DvB did this to and is back to being useless
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>>156892672
I thought he'd drop on the climb but he's still motoring the valley. Shameless.
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Carakwab
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First rain and then suddenly bright sun.
This isn't normal!
Stop Climate Change!
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almost killed a kid
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>>156892672
Rider who only rides half of the race can push harder...
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Why is this place so negative

You people don't seem like the sport or the people in it
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This was a great Interview with Ulle, hope they upload it to YT later, very very humble guy
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Imagine if pogacar crashed and died haha
that would be crazy
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Pedalton gaining
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>>156892706
Part of the fun is shitting on riders
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>>156892706
It's like a heroin addiction. Occasionally you'll get a big high. The current state of the sport is dreadful. But hope is dangling over the horizon. Ship has probably sailed on people actually having a personality though.
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>>156892728
Yeah Pogi wants it more today
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>>156892733
Do you get dsq'ed for killing spectators?
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>>156892733
cheers
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>>156892727
Man I would be so sad and I'd make social media pages so I can post about how sad I am and put his face as my profile pic to show solidarity. I hope they all get to the finish line safely.
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>>156892706
get a load of this fucking guy
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Giggles at the Danish fags and at the one Brit, we'll get a Pogi attack soon
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uh oh…weather not looking good at the finish
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>>156892776
We all know the score mehmet
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>>156892807
Bro you're more non-White than us
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>>156892788
a little rain never hurt no one
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Why is UAE doing all the work while Pissma and RBH are wheelsucking?
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Didn't get to see more than 5 minutes yesterday but apparently poogacar was getting booed but joodus cringeshaart came to his defense post race. So joodus is now another enemy of the sport.
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>>156892706
nooooo you have to like obvious doped up cheaters ok?!?!?!
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>>156892853
Can you list the riders who aren't doped up, so I know who I'm allowed to like?
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>>156892706
i love ciclismo
i HATE UAEmerda and EPOcagar
simple as
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>>156892826
Because they want to keep the break close so Pog can win.
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>>156892868
He's clean
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>>156892868
Give it a rest mehmet. We all know poogacar is far more doped. Just because he rides for an islamic team doesn't mean you have to support him.
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>>156892868
all French riders are /clean/
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>>156892868
>>156892879
so is he
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>>156892868
They don't actually care about doping. The Danes just want Jonas to win regardless and Schizobrit is just being an edgy contrarian faggot because truthfully that's all he has in life
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>>156892902
all sudacas riders are dirty
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Christophe Laporte got giga shadowbanned
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Only UAE riders are doped.
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>>156892918
i would see Seixas or Remco win the TDF if it means Pogi chutes off a mountain
would take that deal instantly
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>>156892918
Tourists should refrain from trying to explain board culture.
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>>156892918
Yes that's right I'm being contrarian because everyone also believes poogacars obnoxious doping is completely retarded and blatant. You're a proper thick cunt. Brain been rotted through corn syrup. Hating poogacar is mainstream.
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GT tourist here, haven't posted in this thread yet, but it looks absolutely horrible.
>racebaiting, namecalling, country wars, muh doping, PooAE, Pissma...
Is that a tourist thing, or is that regular lingo? Or is this just an outlier today, because it's weekend? I have seen in other threads that people complain about GT/TdF tourists. If that's what they meant, I can see why.
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P
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will get caught on the Col du Haag by the Great Satan
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>>156892996
people who enjoy watching don't post that much, but shizobrit just spams every thread, so it's no wonder it looks like that
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gr. Pidkek done
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>>156892933
I would genuinely be pleased if he died. That means the sport will begin to heal. All the teams and riders that miss out on fair results. The sponsorship money and legacies that are being lost because of those evil greedy cunts. And the enjoyment is being sucked out the sport for the fans. So who's really winning? Even Macron seems pissed. If he does off a mountain road they should leave his body in the ditch. A lesson in greed.
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>>156892996
we just have UAE and Pogimerda fatigue
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>>156892996
This is pretty much the state of these threads these days, ever since 4chan outage last year.
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good morning
i hate pogacar
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>Eurosport talking about Video Games again
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well done Visma your satelite riders did fuck all
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>>156892996
TdF time is worse than usual, but it's usually pretty bad these days, and it's not because of tourists. Pogacar dominates both the sport and people's talk. Things lighten up at other times
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>>156893031
Wow dude so edgy you're being a total contrarian duuude because ackchully everyone totally loves poogacar and doesn't want him to be swallowed by a ravine on a wet descent. God I hope he dies.
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>>156893064
>I swear I'm not being a contrarian faggot
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>>156892996
Why are you such a cry baby. The threads are fine.
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Tourists need to duck off back to F1 and golf threads in my humble opinion.
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>Jens Spahn
Cant make this shit up. Yet again.
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>der hat sich gerade richtig die Kante gegebe
Ich mir auch, Jens
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>>156893095
AU SECOURS !
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finished the whole bag already. very nice. another win for Aldi
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Hope joodas cringeshaart crashes and all. This race has actually been interesting other than those two. If joodas loses his 2nd place the race will be blown wide open.
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>>156892996
Tourist here as well, this thread was much more enjoyable in previous years.
More active and not just constant seething.
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salut les pédales!
je me suis rasé les jambes et le cul, je suis prêt pour l'ascension du col de ma raie.
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>>156893207
Elsass!!!!!
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>>156893128
Aldi died here because they were too shit to compete. Which Aldi do you have in Italy? Aldi Nord or Sudaldi?
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Kineaux
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>>156893230
>Italy
bert...
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>>156893163
This Bert gets it.
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>>156893230
Lidl is far better than aldi. Aldi is very low quality in my experience.
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What do they eat?
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>>156893240
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>>156893271
ass
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>>156893180
bon post
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now this is a pod racing
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Been a Lidl ultra for many years but lately their quality took a nosedive and I made the switch to Aldi Nord
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Eurosport bros I love Birgit so much
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Jens Voigt is such a an 80IQ guy
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>>156893271
a lot
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>UAE closing this up
oh o
only Iran cutting UAE oil profits can save us
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>>156893312
I don't understand why there are two Aldis. Are Bavarians so weird that they need their own kind of store?
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>>156893321
Yeah me too, such a nice voice:3
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>>156893207
Do you this Alfeld allows swimming in his lac over there?
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>>156893351
>two Aldis
i don't believe it
some schizo shit
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>>156893014
Makes sense.

>>156893028
Well that's rough. I've been lurking here irregularly during GTs during the last years, and it didn't seem that bad. Obviously TdF was worst, but this today, I've never seen it. It's not even superfast oneliner shitposting what could be expected of TdF threads.

>>156893063
Yeah, tourists can be a good thing as long as they behave, and I know from other threads how bad it can be. But this year it looks slow, despite maybe tourists or not, and as you said, a lot of anger and seething. Also I don't particularly enjoy the Pogi dominance, but I can't really blame him for winning. In my opinion the winner is only a part of such a big race, there's still plenty of things to enjoy, so it's all good.

>>156893163
I also have good memories of /cyc/, a surprisingly good source of information and great memes, also plenty of good riders from what people were telling. That's why this year looks so weirdly off. I hope for all the good Berts that it will recover.
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>>156893294
merci, je viens de me lever et je suis encore un peu grognon
alle lenny
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>>156893300
This is a fun ride until the faggot in front of you constantly brakes like a scared little girl and ruins your descent.
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>>156893351
Two brothers split the business into Aldi Nord and Aldi Süd. Kind of similar to the Dassler brothers, one running Adidas and the other Puma.
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>>156893345
They should target the shieks. That would be kino.
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>>156893321
>>156893357
wish they would let her out of the cage more often, but apparently she's only allowed to talk about the scenery and historic sites
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>>156893372
A lot of the long time posters left to another chan due to shitty captchas and worsening schizophrenia here
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>>156893271
I told you in another thread already. Frogs feed on insects, worms and snails primarily. Bigger individuals may also eat small fish or rodents if they can catch them. Some are also cannibals.
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>>156893351
>>156893370
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>>156893423
No, 4chan literally went offline.
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Hello guys, is today a climb for Jonas?
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>>156893436
great so we got the shit aldi
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PooAE greeding another stage. Love to see it.

>>156893423
Off you go then, I'm sure it's in the archives. Threads have been better since they left. Dorky boring meme posts constantly. You'll love it there.
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>>156893441
Yes but they stayed away even after 4chan came back
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>>156893446
All climbs are Pogacar climbs now.
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>>156893436
Who would win in a fight ?
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Need wiggo back on the motor. Bardet doesn't cut the mustard.
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Calling it now Pogi is going for a double this weekend
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Is this the right Aldi?
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>>156893492
no aldi north is shit
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>>156893481
Nord.
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>>156893492
Sadly Aldi Nord and no
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>>156893453
The stickies for the footy wc are as lively as ever though.
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>>156893446
For a top-2 finish, absolutely.
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>>156893509
How the fuck did they get into china
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>>156893492
Yes
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>>156893514
Yes, people from /cyc/ specifically stayed away because of worsening schizophrenia here in these threads. You can see it all around us.
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>>156893492
>KNALDI

dutch is literally danish after 12 beers
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>>156893492
>Aldi

holy cringe
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>>156893555
/hoc/ is a fuckin /pol/ mess
/heem/ is tranny central
I think /cyc/ is holding it up, staying vlean and focused on the sport
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>>156893571
Is it actually called Hofer in Slovenia too? WTF
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>>156893578
/hoc/ has its own shizo, the wild poster who really hates the Avs
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>>156893555
Schizophrenia is at an all time low thou. It just schizobrit and he is not even close to his final form. The discusting burger achizo has left, several of the most unstable danebeta have left or stablised. That polbert that kept writing about killing gipsies is gone. And I could go in. You guys are just bitching amd are the ones actually pulling the quality of the thread down.
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whatta shot
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>>156893599
since day one. Aldi sounds so dumb to me
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>>156893560
Its not a real word. Its a stupid combination of knal which means bang. Like banging low prizes or some cringe shit
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>>156893608
Jesus autokeys mangled that post.
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i miss wine burger, i was one of the few people in here actually giving him (you)s for his work so i guess it made sense he stopped showing up
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>>156893608
The creepy German who looked for someone to go camping with left too, apparently.
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>>156893660
I believe he's on the other chan begging for a you now
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>le hipster euro market reeeee
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>>156893649
i know, and its the exact same slang in danish
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>>156893608
>You guys are just bitching amd are the ones actually pulling the quality of the thread down
As they do every few weeks before returning to their circle jerk. Every time. Suddenly a few posters show up spend an hour talking shit then fuck off. Shameless really. Threads are fine. poogacar needs to die.
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Remking is gonna win today.
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>>156893675
Interesting, so Danes are actually just a lower race version of Flemish?
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poogacar has at least a minute and a half in him today over 2nd.
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im just happy russian OP hasnt been drafted to get mauled by a drone
dont really care about the rest of you
have noticed a stark decline in dutcha nd belgian posters though
slome duikelaars cant take the heat
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>>156888256
Van Agt wins
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gonna bike to REMA1000 and buy a FAXE KONDI later
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PREDICT THE END OF THE RACE

HURRY UP, HURRY UP
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Every day I think its a Healy stage and everyday I am wrong
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That's a point, still no froggy win. This is a travesty. Cannot see one coming at this rate either. Accelerating the antipoogacar sentiment at least.
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>>156893730
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>>156893730
Pogi
Jonas
del Toro
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>Gr. Maillot Vert

madsbros are we surviving today?
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>>156893660
I'm still here, I just don't post much. I never did it for the (You)s, I did it for the pure love of vin.
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>>156893731
Dude has been washed this year
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Lipowitz taking back 20 seconds on Remco would be the perfect scenario today.
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>>156893764
I don't think he was ever in danger of not making it in the time limit, so he'll be fine
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There’s no way the escape is winning this, Pogacar victory is unavoidable right?
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>groß shartner
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Josh Kerr broke the world record
I think he is more impressive than Pogacar
Then the next level above that is Klaebo
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>>156893709
He will soon. Mobilization coming in fall.
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>>156893539
what do you mean
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>>156893730
Pog wins by 5 minutes so he can rest for the end of the tour, then stays fresh to ruin the Vuelta.
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>>156893747
Sexass
Remkang
Burrito
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>>156893509
I was wondering why the logo often looks weird
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>>156893764
>>Gr. Maillot Vert
'member when it was always called Gr. Sagan ? Good times.
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>>156893808
yes
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>>156893837
Aldi. Why are they in China? I assume they've got plenty of local supply and I know there's plenty of people. But it seems strange. I was surprised it took off in america but China? Strange.
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>>156893883
Aldi in China is nothing like elsewhere.
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has the dauphine's name been changed?
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>>156893884
why did they paint some parts of the road red and blue? just use the same black tarmac all way up
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>>156893765
I really enjoyed the vinoposting.
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>>156893868
For me it was Gr. Zabel
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>>156893912
yes. Paris - Roubaix too
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How will the Americans disappoint Jonas today?
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>>156893883
all the huge supermarkets global brands are in china
walmart, carrefour etc etc
they have good local reputation and it's a infinite market so if a competitor goes to china, you have to follow
I wish theyd come to Canada, we have the shittiest grocery stores.
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>>156893928
The road was build to honor Bandera so it was painted in the colors of the Ukrainian liberation army.
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>>156893928
It's a remnant from days of the horse where they marked how many horses you need to pull a full cart up the path. blue = 1, red = 2, black = 3.
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>>156893702
Rigsdansk (realm danish) is pretty much whats spoken in København, alot of Dutch and Frisians where invitied to settle the island of Amager off the city to farm the sandy dirt which influenced the language
also there used to be ALOT of Frisian cities on the west coast of Jylland but they where drowned and the cities destroyed during the great flood of 1634
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>>156893928
They use different colours so birds dont fly into it
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>>156893911
£2,20 for a whole roasted chicken jesus that's cheap. Live like a king over there.
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>>156893936
Nice doper you got there.
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>>156893987
Frisian, afrikaner, dutch and flemish (west flemish, not the fake dutch) all stem from middle dutch. Would be interesting to see where it connects to danish
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brutal
rip green jerseys sisters
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This is accurate or do you have a better link to follow it?
Fuck I can’t subscribe to Eurosport from here
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>>156894055
It doesn't. Danish is closer connected to German.
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>>156894067
procyclingstats
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I think Del Toro should attack just to see if anyone responds. Pog can still smash them later in the last few k if they are together
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>>156893973
Aldi is a shitty lidl in my opinion. Lidl has bakery and the food tastes better. It's less of a direct copy of branded items. Tastes more natural and has almost a European flavour to the foods. Lidl should expand rapidly. People will love it everywhere. Need lidl restaurants in the stores too, that would be great.
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>>156894067
Yes, one of the johannessen's just dropped off and it's now 4 out front.
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>>156894055
>>156894084
its all germanic languages
hence why some words are the same or almost the same
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>>156894105
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>>156894067
Oh wait, the rest of the list is fucked tho, just use procyclingstats
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>trail yellow by 3 minutes
>wheelsuck until the finish line every stage

LMAO cuck
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>>156894105
fisk-o-meter is at 0%
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>>156894091
Thank you. ATM this is great news for my fantasy.
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choo choo Decathlon train
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allez parrot painter
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>Col du Haag

I didn't know your mother had a mountain named after her
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>>156893911
>aldi baijiu
as if I needed another reason to visit
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>>156894137
Thank you.
Lenny Martinez is cooked.
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alright lets see some betrayels between Remco and Lipo
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>>156894146
>plankton
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>>156893973
>>156894034
>>156894184
I once stumbled on interesting note about ALDI in China
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Ayuso not looking good
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Benoot has been a questionmark this TDF
he just goes to the front, drops a nuke and then leaves
like why?
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>kwabyuso
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>>156894170
oh no no no
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>Achoooso
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i only managed 170w for my 1 hour ride yesterday
i couldnt be bothered
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>Interviewer: Carapaz I have a bet on you winning today, is that a good bet?
>Carapaz: Bet more.
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Vamos Richard gimme those points
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Benoot dropping Riccitello, kek
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oh no
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waar pidders
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>another predictable pogi stage win
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>it's pidover
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>>156894255
He’s a Vuelta rider
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why is Decathlon doing this
every time they have dropped a nuke it has just been in the service of Pogi with Seixas struggling
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>>156894255
What's the next step of his Master Plan?
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Everybody is alone though
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Sexas to attack?
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Decathlon managed to kill A. Yates, impressive
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allez caraRAT
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is sexass elite?
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>>156894276
They want to show the brand with these protagonist frames
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>>156894300
He's French...
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Pogi not even breathing
not even sweating
his pulse not above 60
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any minute now lads, any minute. it will be glorious
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>Ayuso
>Del Toro
>Lenny
all the rats at the back
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>>156894216
That's interesting, British aldis have a lot of similarities to British stores with certain slogans and signs raving about British produce which was a big thing. Smart brand
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>>156894300
good morning sir
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SOMEONE FUCKING ATTACK
BORA
LIDL TREK
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vintage kussen
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Burrito missed his one shot at a grand tour. Now he will be hjælper for the rest of his career.
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Burrito can't climb, watts never lie despite what cyc says
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>carapaz caught again incoming
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>>156894341
He'll get juiced once poogacar retires. Seems they prefer a single leader on their team.
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Pogi took of his glasses
rare
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>Lipo looking is Remco is still in the group
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>>156894327
Same in Spain. They make a lot of remarks signaling the cheese and the meats are local produce.
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Come on Skelly, attaque these jobbers.
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poogacar trying to turbo bluff? Got to try breathing out your mouth if you want it to seem real.
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teams should have their own road painters
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Jonas should try and attack
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>>156894394
bro just attack bro when Kussen is dropping the hammer
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The best thing about the tour is watching a middle aged manager running next to the riders and thinking he is cool
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Thomas Bay thinking Pogi looks like he is struggling
copium is being inhaled
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Kuss actually having a decent ride.
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>>156894431
hot take: he actually is
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>>156894403
They are too far
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>>156894453
he's almost in his vintage form this year
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>>156894403
>Mr. Wheelsuck
>attacking
lol
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>>156894447
Holm called him an idiot right away
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bike lane out of nowhere
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>>156894447
Doing it on TNT too as if he's dropping the wheel every few seconds, whilst nose breathing of course.
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>>156894479
Holm is a based eternal doomer
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Pogi dood
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FUCK YOU BELGIUM
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>pog washed
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>>156894453
>>156894474
He's taken no time out of Carapaz
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LIPOO
>>
LIPO
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Why do you have to wave directly at the cyclist, are the fans fucking braindead? I swear I wish someone would punch them in the face, KO them on the spot

FUCKING RETARDS
>>
LIPO
LIPO
LIPO
LIPO
LIPO
LIPO
LIPO
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com on Jonas do a small attaque for the copium inhalers
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Happening
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Ah I see poogacar is trying to steward the group for burrito. Cringe and gay.
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wow, what a nothingburger
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>Lipowitz
So here we have the German Mikel Landa
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Jonas still can't drop all them frauds, it's so fucking over
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First time in a few years that pogi actually looked a bit tired
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jonas going /diesel/
Pogi not giving a fuck wanting Torito to keep up
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>>156894527
HE'S IN THE LEAD
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This ALMOST feels like proper bike racing
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FISH SISTERS WE'RE SO BACK!
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UAE setting Isaac win
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Jonas with the Ulle attack
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Wtf why is Jonas pulling. Brain hemorrhage for the whole Visma team.
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Remking...
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Kudos for trying thats all that matters to me
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>memco
>>
EVENCRACK
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give it to me straight
is pogi struggling
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Jonas is the new /elite/
Almeida stand aside there is a new diesel king in town
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Kek remco about to drop. KWAB
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remco DROPPED
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Jonas finna get dropped after having to pull and lose time to the rest
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>the bull is foaming(literally)
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MEMECO LMAO
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>>156894594
Ofc not
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it's Remcover
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Lipo very happy
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Fuck Remco hahahahaha
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Week Three Man is just too strong for Remco
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>>156894601
very little draft on 10%
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>>156894594
i have given up trying to guess
the man is good at poker
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>>156894595
1 litre turbo diesel eco model
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All abord the Jonas train
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>>156894578
If he doesn't pull the rest of the group will attack him continuously.
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>>156894617
>seixas on the beach
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Achooso is surprisingly good
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>>156894594
He's mouth breathing. Normally we don't see that
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Jonas this is kinda weaksauce
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seixas put in a dig
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>I-I’m recovering this at the time trial I swear
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How much more does Remco earn compared to Lipo?
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>teeth shown
Pog isn't ok
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Pogi has a gorilla look about him
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If joodas gets beaten by burrito he should dnf this tour and retire. Already this is embarrassing.
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Jonas pulling like the cuck he is
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Cuckapazbros.....
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>>156894658
Lipo got 6 (six) professional victories
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>>156894658
multiple world and olympic champ and monument winner and grand tour winner? that Remco?
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>>156894631
Then he follows and counter. Its basic stuff.
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Carapaz is latin Remco
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>Jonas-san in the front

Never I've seen everything
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>>156894662
100% faking it. He's far too animated still.
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feels like pogi cares more about del toro's gc than his own
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>Pogachud nursing Del Tokwab
Cringe
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Jonas being a loyal Lipo domestique here
like Bjarne and Ulle
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The Face of Peace, hate it had to be him
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>>156894668
Why does he continue? He's not dropping anyone but Remco.
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>>156894658
Random numbers assume Lipo gets 1mil and Remco gets 5
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>Pogi not attacking because can't / don't has to
>Jonas not attacking because it's no use anyway
>Lipo not attacking because Remco
Umm, let's go Seixas I guess.
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The Norwegian better give Jonas a giga pull
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2.5km to go. Nothing burger.
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Jonas needs to do a proper acceleration here to see if Pogi is actually on the limit
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Holy mother of slurp
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>>156894710
all memes aside, Remco and Lipo is almost the same age and yet Remco got 10 times more wins. most of them are very high quality
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>>156894683
Jonas isn't good at going to the red. He's a diesel rider. It's better for him to pull and keep the pace high than it is to constantly respond to attacks. He's in this position because he lost so much time to Pog and so Pog can just let the rest go ahead and doesn't have to respond.
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Caratpaz cucked again
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Richard Crapped his Pantz
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Richard Carapassed
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ahaha
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lol lmao
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its vingegover
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It was clear this was happening
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This didn't look explosive
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Why did Remco get nr 21 instead of Lipo?
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it's pogover
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PARTY POG IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
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>>156894713
thx
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keak (part 60)
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>>156894723
Lots of words to admit you don't know what you are talking about.
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here we go
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>Pogi attack
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Oh well
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remcobros…it‘s remcover
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Remco gets back on the flat
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HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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it's Del Torover
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Kierkegaard is over
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gap keeps growing slowly
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SEIXAS STRONG
LIPO IN DIFFICULTIES
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im done with this """"""""""""sport""""""""""""""
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P O G I
O
G
I
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SEIXAS NUKE
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Why Jonas didn't try one thermonuclear attack instead of fast paced domesticating others?
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Sexas!
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Can't wait for people to start booing Pogacar like they did with Lance eventually
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SEXCHAD
E
X
C
H
A
D
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he is smiling
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it has never been more over for this gay sport
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Save us Opi and Omi
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lets go pogi
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this is fuckin hectic
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SMILE
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Holy mother of ciclismo
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kino crowd
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All smiles
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Is Sexas as sovlfull as Pinot and Bardet?
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absolute scenes
peak kinos
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good to see for once that Pogi is actually struggling and not just alien mode easy life
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>Named Sex Ass
>Is French

Can’t make this stuff up
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Pogi wants to destroy Jonas, you can see it on his face
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damn what's the bathroom shituation up there with that many people
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Tour crowds are simply unmatched
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Jonas getting Sex'd
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Del Toro resurrection
Lipo dead and together with Remco again
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Del Dopo out of nowhere
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lipo...
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Lipo should just start riding for Remco now. If he can't put time on his here...
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Remco, Ayuso, Lipo
what a group
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can this mestizo fuck off
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Remco will finish ahead of Lipo for a moral victory
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Brilliant so it'll be PooAE 1-2
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>>156894828
like bardet but actually good at cycling
could never be as soulful as pinot
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>>156894840
kek
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>>156894855
Kino
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1-2 UAE lol
They went for Bull win thougheverbeit
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alright good stage turning it off now
see you tomorrow for another Jonas humiliation ritual
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>>156894855
sovl
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>>156894864
name this band
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this is fucking insane
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the goat
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Lipo isn't even pulling
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Boraboy’s both weak
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>>156894895
i feel like that lip was orderd to hold back for the retarded guy from belgium
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Pogacar man
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Bet some coin on sexy winning a tour someday
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All it takes is a simple punch in the liver...
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>pog will win the tour with like 12 minutes
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lamest GOAT of any sport
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TT could be tight
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memco saving achooso white
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>>156894907
And drop back to suck his wheel? That doesn't make any sense.
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>>156894907
holy cope
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Pogarmstrong is just too superior
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>>156894895
Hopefully he'll leave that shit team soon
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Another exciting race

GAY SHIT
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>>156894913
Or a stray storm shadow missile
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As a Jonas fan even I have to take a step back and realize we’re witnessing the second coming of Lance Armstrong.
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i m tired robbie
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LMAO Jonas
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kek
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#25 <3
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>>156894907
Doubt, but even if true: It doesn't matter, he's not doing anything this tour. Either he can't, or he isn't allowed to.
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uaewinslol
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>>156894938
show me one time armstrong won 8 stages per tour after winning classics
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baka not even sub 4h
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told ya
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REMGOAT
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it's so fucking vingover
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being a fish fan must absolutely suck
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Kino stage
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pedswinlol
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GRANDE
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Jonas' kick has gone to the fucking shitter if he can't slurp on someone's wheel the entire stage
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>LONG WAY TO PARIS
>TOUR IS STILL YOUNG
>JUST A FEW BAD DAYS NOTHING SPECIAL
>ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN
>WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW
>TOMORROW'S A NEW DAY
>YOU NEVER KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN
>STILL A LONG WAY TO PARIS PAL
>ALL DAYS CAN'T BE GOOD DAYS, YOU KNOW?
>WE'RE ONLY IN THE SECOND WEEK
>LOTS MORE TOUR DE FRANCE TO GO
>YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN
>TEAM HAS PLANS FOR THE NEXT STAGES
>TOMORROW IS A DIFFERENT DAY
>PARIS IS STILL FAR AWAY
>WELL, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS
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Battle for 2nd might actually be kino this year
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top 10
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guys I don't think Jonas will be that strong in the Alps after all
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>>156894961
Armstrong was not a greedy rider, he would arrive with his team partner and let him win while he takes the yellow maillot glory
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That wasn't nearly as explosive as stage 10 though + the faces he made + nose strip for probably the first time his career.

Hmm, fishboy might win a stage if he's getting sick.
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PooAE should offer joodas a contract to work for poogacar next year. Sucks his dick after every stage and poogacar barely looks at him.
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makes you wonder how the danish fraud ever won in the first place
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>+44
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REMCO REMCO REMCO REMCO
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>>156894984
He should have tried a more explosive attack
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huh, so is there some virus going around after all?
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>>156895020
Jumbo Juice peaked in 2023. They must’ve lost the recipe.
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>>156895001
GC
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Oh, Lipo is getting tested today
That of course explains his poor performance
Frenchies rigging things for a Seixas podium
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>>156895011
Well it wasn't really necessary since he was already way ahead...also Pog was looking after del Toro
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Lmao fish is so washed he's not even coming top 3 anymore in peak climbing stages

Retire already
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>like Pog
>like Jonas
>like Remco
>like Lipo
>like Sexas
They all work hard and pedal even harder
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I'll be fucking surprised if Jonas manage top 3. What a pathetic showing.
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>>156895047
0 runners with less than 4min down on Pogacar, 5 runners beyween 5 and 6 minutes down.
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>>156895051
Sure, but fishboy was still pulling him for many km for small benefit, and he even made faces behind him. If it wasn't all an act he was much weaker than 6 & 10. Totally dominant on the flat after the climb again though.
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>>156888202
so the gap between pogi and fish will be 8 minutes or 10 minutes at the end?
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>>156895062
He should start farming cope tours like Tirreno-Adriatico or Volta Cataluña
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Vingegaard really might finish outside the podium.

Doesn't look like he's got it this year.
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>>156895063
Based and Tour de Frens pilled
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>>156895049
>mfw you go from trying to win to simply clinging onto top 3
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Orla with a very short skirt today
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>>156895005
He was greedy, but Hincapie and others in the team understood the give and take situation.
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>>156895063
You must choose gold Remco or liposhit
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>>156895080
Pog has never beaten the fish by as much as the fish beat him by. He must fix this embarrassing stat
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>>156895047
>gap between 1 and 2 bigger than between 2 and 10
Well fug.
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>>156895020
First time his team was carrying him while Pogi rode alone cause UAE sucked
Second time Pogi was genuinely sick so he collapsed
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>Jonas ist nicht Fisch nicht Fleisch
Jens Voigt knows
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>>156895011
Also he took off his glasses due to abnormal sweat flowing in his eyes(sickness sign), if you see profiles of week 3 Jonas unironically have some chances
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>>156895102
Compared to Pogacar? Not at all as greedy.
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>>156895005
del Toro was literally a beneficiary of Pogacar doing just that thus Tour.
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This really cheapens the sport and makes it look like a gimmick
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>>156895101
Remember when fish cunt did this?
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>>156895101
>Jonas
>masked up
>distance to journalist
>rubbing alcohol in his backpocket
>refuses to touch door handles and elevator buttons


>Pog:
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>>156895102
You must be retarded if you think Lance was as greedy as poogacar.
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>>156895020
first time pogi simply was to cocky and didnt take his prep seriously, then second time pog broke his wrist
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>>156895132
Do you have trouble reading? Lance was pulled back by his team. He still to this day bitch about being forced to give up stages for optics.
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Fight for P2 to P3 is wide open.

Remco is definitely losing tomorrow, but will he completely blow up or just limit the damage to 30 seconds or so to Seixas to save it in the TT.
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Is Pog actually sick or is just a huge cope because he only won by 38s today?
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>>156895162
wow exciting shit once again
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>>156895047
>>156895075
This tour would be unbelievable kino without Pog.
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>>156895133
I don’t get your point bringing Del Toro and I’m not a Pogacar hater neither. I just enjoy the show but it is what I said.
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>>156895163
He is not sick. He only won by 38s because he waited as long as possible to attack, so Toro had a change hanging on.
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>>156895163
>only 38 seconds
he attacked with 1k to go
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>>156895163
He was clearly protecting burrito.
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>>156895141
yes thank god it’s over only for a year tho
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>>156895163
Waiting, he looked a lot behind to check where Del Toro was when Vingegaard was pulling.

I expect tomorrow Pogacar will go NUCLEAR
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>>156895142
Apollonian and Dionysian, some guy named Friedrich Nietzsche discussed this kind of duality in a book called The Birth of Tragedy, a great summer book if you ask me give it a try
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>>156895200
Yeah, I saw that he looked after del Toro. Still Eurosport was coping like hell that he is looking sick or something, sweating too much etc.
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Pogacar's margin on Vingegaard is already greater than at the end of the 2025 Tour
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>>156895172
I've said it before I'll say it again.

ASO needs to offer a Pog-free alternative produced Tour. All graphics have been changed, they never cut to him, they never talk about him.

But I do think it's dawning on Jonas that he is not riding for first, but for second. I unironically think they are going to change tactics just to defend the podium after today. So we will literally have an unofficial Pog-Free race now.
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>>156895229
Its their job to hype things up.
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tomorrow
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I saw the leaked script. Pog crashes in the TT
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>>156895232
At some point he is just going to slurp on Vingegaard's wheel and sprint for stage wins. He needs to save energy for La Vuelta.
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Is that Frisian bert still here? I just want to put the record straight that Frisian is a daughter ethnicity to Danish. Created as Danes colonized the Southern shores of the North Sea. So you have it the wrong way around.
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If Horner doesn't call Vinge a knucklehead after today I'll stop watching his videos.
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Pogacar tied with Valverde in terms of professional wins at 125.
Pogacar becomes shared recordholder with Sagan in terms of non-TT stages won as RR WC at 7.
Pogacar shares 4th place with Leducq in terms of Tour stages won at 25.
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sexass already better than ving
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>>156895325
1.01 odd for that to happen
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>>156895365
current Seixas would beat 2023 Pog by 8+ minutes
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tomorrow
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>>156895431
kek
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>>156895431
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>>156895301
Wrong, Frisian is ingvaeonic
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>>156895431
Kek:D
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>>156895490
Which is from Jutland.
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>>156895431
jej
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I think some lads might miss the time cut. they are still out there
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>>156895531
From Jutland ≠ Danish thoughever
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>>156895431
wtf spoilers
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i don't know why visma always ride in front when nobody is doing it. it was obvious it was to prevent attacks. should have kept your energy to respond to pogi instead. it's the first time fish cannot follow pogi at all
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>>156895571
oh you
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>>156895596
It was so Pog couldn't attack so hard. Kuss said this after
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Even if Pogacar isn't getting sick, the way he rode today and 10 tells me he's all in on protecting Del Toro, and won't attack possibly at all on these MTFs. If Del Toro isn't in a position to win (which is very likely), he'll attack in the last km or sprint for the win.
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>>156895610
In reality he attacked hard, and Jonas almost got caught by remco. Visma tactics are even worse than Vinges legs.
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He did better watts during today's attack than Pertus's. Confirmed not sick
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>>156895610
well i think it's a mistake. they know pog has extra watts. might as well look at each others and make the race chaotic instead
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>>156895431
just realized, that Jonas won't be in Pois tomorrow
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>>156895663
Good. Polka dots don't seem to do him well
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>>156895647
They need to stop racing for first which is completely unrealistic. It already cost Jonas when he blew himself up on the Tourmalet but it would have been cowardly not to go for it then. Now they should know better and just race for second.
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>>156895663
It was all part of the master plan to not have to wear the polka dot in the ITT
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>>156895645
That's from the whole climb though? Pacing on Pertus was slow and he attacked with 1k to go, surely fishboy and Seixas also did better watts today.
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>>156895680
smart thinking 2bh
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>>156895682
Just the attack on both climbs. He did the same watts for 1min30 longer today. 3min vs 4min30
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>>156895431
I wonder who will win?
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>>156895063
Good post
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>>156895749
Paret-Peintre
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>>156895726
Hmm yeah, someone estimated 8.43w/kg for 4.37 for the attack, that is Redoute-esque. My biggest question really is about him pulling a face behind fishboy doing a pace 6 riders were able to follow, that hasn't happened in years. Tomorrow will be interesting anyway.
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>>156895678
>Now they should know better and just race for second.
What they were doing today would actually make a lot of sense with that in mind. Except that Jonas is furiously weak compared to previous years and can't drop everyone other than Pog anymore.
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I remember following his results on PCS when he was a 16 year old junior just three years ago
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>>156895871
What question, he was clearly bluffing.
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>>156895871
You could see his face better because he took off his glasses which he does from time to time. I'm not worried
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>>156895871
jonas farted
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>>156895964
>canned fish farts
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Jonas post-race interview with Danish media TV2:

“The biggest thing I got out of today was that my legs are really, really good. I felt like I was riding extremely well. I'm happy with how I rode – and with how the team rode,” says Jonas Vingegaard.
>"After the Giro, we know that I'm maybe not the most explosive version of myself. So if I'm going to ride someone off my wheel, it'll probably have to be with a long, hard effort. That's why we first tried to set a hard pace with Sepp Kuss, and then I took over. But I don't think the climb really... It was a bit of an unusual climb.”
>"It was really steep at the bottom, then there was a short descent. After that there were a couple of kilometres that were uphill, but without being really steep.”
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So why did Jonas do Pogi's leadout today? Did they have some agreement or he is angling for an oil money contract?
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>>156896052
>tactics were good
>ended up pacing the whole gc group on a shallow gradient
its so over
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>>156896052
He looked impressive for sure. He actually managed to ride some.of the favourites off his wheel. Unfortunately it was off his front wheel
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>>156896052
>the climbs weren't hard enough
What will the newest cope be tomorrow
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>>156896097
>not hard enough
Hasn't that been the cope for years?
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Pogi overtakes Fretin and closes on Turgis for 8th place in the green ranking
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I've been riding my bike in the Ardennes and it's just WWIi memorials everywhere. When I'm back home in West flanders it's WWi memorials and mass graves anywhere you look.

I don't think there's a country that has seen more war in history than Belgium
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>>156896257
The whole northern France/Belgium area is probably the area that saw the most battles on earth
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>>156896147
it has
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>>156896257
I visited Ypres 2 years ago and I was really taken aback how beautiful the centre is, with the brick houses, moat, the cathedral and everything else. You guys really brought it back to life after WW1.
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>>156895871
Faking for the camera. Especially if he's getting booed.
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>>156896338
I think eastern Ukraine and probably some unknown parts of China saw more
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The fact that Jonathan Vingegaard Hansen cannot distance the others on long climbs anymore and is just "another guy of the GC group" nowadays is beyond sad...
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what did he mean by this?
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new thread >>156896550
new thread >>156896550
new thread >>156896550
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>>156896422
ok Adolf Hitler



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