NEWS: bjpenn.com
do I look like this?
>>156891556He said his wife told him that she didn't want his last memory of the cage him being flatlined on the floor, that's why he refused to stand and bang
https://youtu.be/czWcyZRAMtk?si=cM3iTNfarxK000kW
Can someone AI them into kissing each other?
>>156891824Nasty nasty piggy
>>156891824>>156891836would.dricus can watch
>>156891836it's over for the caco
it's all fun until dricus stops using his drunken fist and decides to heem
>>156891836
>>156891869omg you're so talented!
>>156891869Wut a HAAAANGRY piggy!
>>156891809your wife telling you you're not allowed to heem is a top 5 fighter career death moment
>>156891785Kek
>>156891836>She's a lesbian. Just make moon eyes at her and she won't hurt you
>>156891921again individuals like dustin (no impulse control) will blame everyone around them for their failings same as it was his dad who got him to say nigga to an officer of law enforcement and call those poor skirts "lyin hoes"disgraceful
>bonsha flaggots>manel kape>bunsha lyin ass hoes>dustin poirierheeminder kape was talmbout men larger than himself and a whole gym of them while dustbin was verbally assaulting two wmmas in heels and long skirtsappalling
Gay lil piggy
I can't wait for tomorrow
I became a Kape fan when he called France a faggot
Dricus Du Plessis vs. Kamaru UsmanJared Cannonier vs. Christian Leroy DuncanChase Hooper vs. Mitch RamirezTabatha Ricci vs. Fatima KlineTommy McMillen vs. Alberto Montes
>>156892071the entire of ckb*
>>156891785>Cham-ACK!
finna open a gym called NIGR (Not Impotent Grim Repears)
>>156892131Grim Rapers*
>>156892143you called?
Let me taste his meat.
>>156892090insane mogging
Haha and then we told chimaev say youre going to eat strickland and taste his meat because youre the wolf and he actually did it haha
RAPED PIG.
finna open a gym called Steve & Sons' Defensive Loophole Boxing
RWS is on
Pussy
>>156892344I'm here
>>156892344I'm here Jon
You look like a meat taster
You really think I'm just gonna sit here and let you taste my meat Jon?
>>156892409ok that was funny
I wish they would let me next door so I could spit on your fucking meat.
I was looking at the stats and saw that dricus has the longest bwc of any active middleweight
>>156892082Dricus Du Plessis (sadly)Jared Cannnier (musta forgotly)Chase Hooper (squashly)Fatima Kline (sheemly)Tommy McMillen (bigly)
>>156892425Shh bro, we meat posti-ohh. Sorry sir move along.
>>156892082DDPCLDHooperKlineMcmillen
>>156892425that’d be one joe pyfer actually
>>156892442what a fucking tragedy
>>156892442Let me see his meat bro
Yeah suckle on Zatdaddy's toes you lil piggy FOOTSLUT.
>>156892442*pulls down her shorts*Hey pussy are you still there?
>>156892273any good posts on /r/mma today?
>>156892442
>>156892409Upvoted>>156892469Upvoted
You know I would absolutely devour your meat if you ever did something like that.I'm not saying we're gonna have sex I'm saving I'll flatten your meat with my buns.
>>156892082>Dricus Du Plessis>Christian Leroy Duncan>Mitch Ramirez>Fatima Kline>Tommy McMillen
>>156892442how the fuck do they botch the nipple that bad? Didn't she have her own? Can't they just staple that shit back?
>>156892499you can stop now
There is a Brazilian ftm Troon and her/his clit is so big from testosterone she fucks women with it.I think that's their meta now. Growing the clit.
>>156892469kek
Last night I dreamed I was in an alternate universe where Jon Jones was a woman but lesbian
>>156892442Perma humiliation ritualed lmao
>>156892442More unsettling than gore
>>156892469Lmao
We pull up with Tabatha Ricci and Agatha Christie
>>156892636fuck outta here piggy, you gettin slaughtered soon
I just learned women are paid the same in mma. Why?
>>156892258era-defining kwabbening
>>156892636this is a powerful metaphor which speaks to injustice
>>156892082DDPCannonierRamirezRicciTommy
>>156891785kek
>>156892082usmengduncanhooperfatimamontes
let's fucking go get that bag
>>156892739>usman>cannonier>ramiewz>montes>to winBookies LLOOOVE him
we are here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2HeX-LIndc
>>156892785don't go begging for money when I make it big>>156892824thanks for the link lil bro
>>156892824nothing better than some thai for breakfest
How the fuck can people read this
Ben askren might die
HEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEM
HEEEEEEM
He's sleepy
i'm sorry I doubted you peemai
>>156892082Kamaru UsmanChristian Leroy DuncanMitch RamirezTabatha RicciTommy McMillen
>>156892082DDPCannonierHooperRicciMontes
>>156892981>>156892986>>156892987>>156893006what's on?
>>156893065RW(D)Shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2HeX-LIndc
>>156893065>>156892824muay thai
>>156893065>>156892824
>>156892082DricGODLeeroy DuncanChase hooperFatima KlineTommy Mcmillen
Be honest bros...is it gon' be bad?
>>156893080>>156893085>>156893091it's gonna be thanks my niggas
>Muay Thai with pillowsYAWN
>>156893132careful not to yawn too hard or Jones might stuff his meat down your throat
>people posting that clip of gaethje rocking topuria as if it's impressiveilia literally flinches when he gets hit because he's totally blind and did not see the punch coming and gaethje still couldn't knock him down
>>156893151Cope-uria
i dont know these guys but chiabkard main event should be good>>156893132the amount of heems are almost the same in RWS as in ONE, better fighters than one friday fights
Niggas really doing an interpretive dance for 10 minutes for the fight
>>156893106For (you)
Aspinalls played his eye poke storyline to sheer perfection. He made sure the narrative of him was so negative that ilias pride made 100% sure he would not speak put about Justin's razor nails gouging him. Brilliant story crafting
Gaethje was fighting demons in there man...
>>156893189>Do you feel in charge?
>19yo>80 wins 6 lossdamn....I ain't done none in life
>>156893194
>>156893283i'm assuming this is a different angle?
>BLACK FLASH
>>156893085
this fight fucking sucks mungkornlek sucks ass
>>156893344Cazzie la
None of these chiggas are even close to knocking each other out
mungkornlek is a point fighting faggot
short guy needs to box
>>156893103>I got next, dricdaddy! Do me next!
that fucking sucked
>crowd booingbased
mungkornlek is such a fake one lmao
but in a way they were both fake ones since the short guy only started boxing in the third one since he would have lost anyway
banglong auto max
>BKBprelims are tik tok only.. main card for US in on delay and will be shown on Vice. If you have the stomach for Spanish the card is live on Telemundo Ahora >BKFCFubo/Tubi and watch in the live tv section. No you dont need the app to watch it.>IBA BK MiamiTriller? Youtube? if you miss it they will post the full card soon.
would like to see tom take off the gloves and step into the mighty trigon. hes a boxer of course
>>156893602Can Dana really save Boxing?
Pls be respectful, there are kids on Heem. You represent the ufc fans.
>>156893708We don't watch the weird cards. Specifically the ones with nothing but deformed k-1esque looking freaks. Sorry.
>>156892090>>156893602Hmm it's real. Everything is a lie.
>>156893801Turki already did
>>156893602dana looking real cute
Chiabkard is so fucked
kino elbows
>>156893823>we you dont and wont do shit bitch
forget 5 rounds this nigga might actually die in the second
need to get into the wagie cagie lads catch ya on the main card
>>156893103Wow very beautiful body!
narak literally has pillows for fists and shins
>>156892082DDPDuncanHooperFatimaTommy
>>156892442>>156892469kek
Usman is a good fighter - no one ever
Dricus doesn't look like a cuck- no one ever
we call him BBCmaru Usdaddy here
too much sore clinching this week
chiabkard is a real one
>>156894228Don't put your fetish shit for based Usman. Leave it to Shitpig with his Jon Jones shit.
chiabkard is getting outstruck so badly
Webuck.webm
>>156892082dricuscannonierramirezklinemontes
we are herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yAlUNodKOk
chiabkard eats left elbows for breakfast except he forgot.....this ain't not breakfast
>>156894427any female version?
>>156891836Klein is a bit cute
>>156894455rewind b
>>156892442If you look closely, you can see what was once a pair of perky breasts, gropping her is the equivalent of excavating the ruins of anold decayed civilization
mma fans are so retarded it makes me dislike the sport
>>156894596Jon Jones is gay lmao!
>>156894473yeah they ain't cute
>>156894596It's not as bad as soccer or boxing
>>156892082DricusCannonierHooperFatimaMcMillen
>>156894560kek
lmao these niggas look like they're 12
>>156894596I tune it to watch retards fight for my entertainment. You watch spider fights too?
I don't wanna see marty get heemed
>>156894863you really think he would lose to fuck up my picks? think again
>>156894863He can't lose since I bet money on him
Thai needs to learn to cut weight
Nigeria and Niger are holding a fight fest on an oil rig. Its being called Nigger Rig and is said to have some of Africas biggest mma stars. I know ill be tuning in
>>156894914Thai Foodievasa?
The Wittman strat is locked in
>>156893103it's the spit around izzy's mouth that really sells this picture lol
Dickus Du Penis
Nigger
>you obviously know nothing about the sport so why don't you crawl back in your mom's basement and kill yourselfSOON
>>156895072Why you gotta say that shit man?
>>156894664du hast... https://youtu.be/yUjFRKWk6gQ?is=fREvL4NfHOCeWkXL
>>156895007>thats right boy >hit that bag>right there>right there>good boy >thats my nigger right there >is my nigger having fun?>huh? >huh?!>whats my nigger want >dats right he wants dat gold *releases band*>thats right >get em nigger>get’m
>>156892049>needs all his friends sucking his dick to feel better after that total embarrassment
Pre Pre Lims in ten minutes
If you hate topouira you hate heem.
>>156895007common Wittdaddy W
Is Jones getting gayer?
>>156895218need to see him get knocked out 7-8 more times before I start to care for him
>>156895236tryna suckle his BBC?
Khamzat and Brunson proved Dricus is simply not a championship caliber wrestler. Expect a repeat of Usman/Bockley
>>156895236tonight we find out
>>156895262>Jones and TateDamn that’s pretty gay
>>156895236youre not his type im afraid
Jon Jones is homosexual, there’s no malice in this statement it’s just a fact of life
>>156895272the stars are out in Miami for IBA Bare Knuckle
Can't believe Gooby was clowning Topuro then was like it's my time to lay claim to the KWABOTY and made a spectacular attempt
Jon "Bones" JonesHe DM'd me saying he's returning to the UFC but didn't tell me his next opponent
>>156892082UsmanCannonierRamirezKlineMcMillen
Jon Jones Bare Knuckle Ambassador
>>156892082Du Plessis Cannonier HooperKline Montes
>>156892082UsmanDuncanRamirezRicciMcmillen
BKFCIBAPFLUFCBKB
Du Plessis went on a legendary run of winning a bunch of fights he had no business winning. He's earned my respect but I'll still never pick him.
this still up?
>>156895371Usmam got ugly boobs. Its misshapen, too big and the angle and curve is all wrong.It's just a pair of ugly unc tits.
>>156895401I feel the same about Dustbin Except I don't respect himand when I do pick him he loses
>>156895404*pops you*
>>156895421
>>156892082DDPCLDHooperKlineMcMillen
>>156895440
>>156895477that's a fine heem
>>156895437Was there ever a bigger fraud than Till?
Usman haters believe in>South african steroids>reddit memes>boying and unboying fighters after a bad skidUsman scholars believe in>trad EPO>telling a casual fan to kill himself>heeming all the UFC projects hurled at the top
>>156895477the trigon... VGH...
>>156895608THIS BOY SWEET?
Skill for skill McGregor is still top 5
>>156895671Sweet as a pomegranate cotton candy, experts theorize
GSP sucks because he made grapple fuck wrestling popular
>>156895426If dustbin is forced to come out of retirement due to alcohol and financial difficulties. I'll boy him. Still won't pick him though.
>>156895676His snake-esque strike he does after his lead uppercut/cross hybrid is beautiful and I've been copying it for years because it hits my autism just right. Goobychads, we'll be back
Are Anne was killed by a fat chud
>>156895693I seem to remember him beating the shit out of bisping to top off one of the best triple threat cards of all time. It is probably my number 1 card of all time. Not for the gravity or even for a rewatch, but just the memory of being in the moment on that night was KINOGRAPHY
>>156895671he's COLD... COLD as a cucumber..
>>156895731Good fight but beating Bisping is no feat
>>156895693You could say the same thing about Gooby, he did the same thing when copycats started imitating him
>>156895759Popped his rib in training camp too supposedly. So he beat a half blind crippled bisping.
>>156895746This is more notable for sure, but is Leon being heem smiley'd by BASADO PRACHES the more embarrassing KWAB moment? CP just handing out kwabs like a 60's prostitute
Gsp ducked Hendricks II and Lawler and Silva for years
Colby's one of the All-Time Greats, and Usman beat him twice. Nuff said.
Bisping proved he was the ultimate fighter with one eye and whats tom do? mental midget stuff
>>156895759>>156895785Le greatest of all time roidlet Anderson couldn't beat Blind Bisping even with the advantage of a full knee to his big dumb head. PUKE ROCKEDCOLD couldn't either. GSP was short and fat and had poopy issues on the night. Don't drag his accomplishments down
DDP will heem
>>156895829>Rockhold slander
>>156895829bisping is still one of the the worst champs ever, he should've lost to hendo. it's about equal with islam v cdm
Please tell me this is a Dominic Cruz kino and not a pissbing
>>156895868
I'm not a fan of Dricus until he says nigger
>>156895880>bisping is still one of the the worst champs ever,I don't contend this, but it's more of a knock on middleweight and shouldn't be held against GSPee. He was obviously struggling with Bong's size/his own size+4 years off and overcame it to give us a preHeem via fist and then a Heem chokey
>>156895975Civilized people don't say that
>>156895970Anyone remember when heem.com really liked Bispiss and called him the natty goat for months after this?
UFC 112
>>156896001
>>156896001seems like you faggots forgotmake way for the natty goat
>natty goat
>>156896032REBECCAAAAAAAAAAAHBRING BACK BUDDEH POSTING!
>>156895970
>>156896056cheers buddeh
Rockhold is still my boy
>>156896054>NCAA Division I wrestler>natty
what ever happened to jade rivera?
>>156896077Toms River stand up
its the trigon or its nothing
60 degree corners. the tightest corners in combat sports
>>156896081Jade Riveraaaa whatever happened there
Rockhold invented the tornado kick and the question mark kick
>>156896137Rockhold reached the youth in Africa
>>156895703very disrespectful
>>156896146Woah
Gonna need the Italian to knock Hunt out and humble him
imagine if Luke had a chin
BKFC Naples prelims are about to start brehslet's get BUCKED UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np3ZWRQilQE
>>156896184Pukeass is based purely because he is so socially stunted and autistic that it evens out him being a 6'4 Cali chad who can heem people
>>156896197we out here
WAR DRICUS
big time weekend
>>156896204also because he looks exactly like me which is cool
>>156895789it is, but being put out cold by infamuous point decision fighter peon edwards while being one minute away from winning and at the verge of drawing anderson's record is simply a tough pill to swallow b >>156895868MW truly peaked during the Weidman v Rockhold rivalry
People think the khabib flushed goobeys mental when in reality it was mayweather
bucked up in these freelims gonna be good nigga
>its primal
>>156896242>MW truly peaked during the Weidman v Rockhold rivalryWonder how the timeline would have been altered if Weedman didn't tear his neckpussy and pull out
I love the venues that allow you to have a table. Much more comfortable
>>156892082DricusDuncanHooperKlineTommy
>>156896321What if Maia doesnt fold to him on short notice. What if Munoz doesnt shit the bed
fighting outside in an Italian alleyway
interesting venue for BKFC desuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np3ZWRQilQE
>>156896395ring girls looking good thats what counts
boodylicious
It's heem day baby!
>>156896420Imagine the smell
>>156896427toe the line
BKFC finds ways to stay scuffed, I respect that. This stream is shit but free
>italian pointing
Fuckheads in Philly fixed the stream
Can you losers please go one day without obsessing over trans folk?
what the fuck were they thinking with this venue lol
>>156896556>Mike Malott
ill watch tomorrow
>>156896556Sam Stout
>>156896581why watch tomorrow when you can live today
is marty retiring if he loses
Alex shouldn't have left that 6'2 Aryan goddess
>>156892082Usman by decisionQannonier by decisionChase by subKline by TKOMcMillen by heem
>>156896594my bedtime is 4pm
>hug after fighting get a room you tatted freaks
>>156896606make it 4am and power through. be a warrior
I am trans heem
>>156896598Why does Alex look like a hispanoid Aztec warrior but his kids look like little black negros?
>>156896636high probability you dont live to see ufc 400. those are the stats brought to you by metro pcs
Helo everroyne. Lets all enjoy some heems today. Dricus loses to Usman. Thanks and god belss!
>>156896685feeling like a million bucks
who's watching the zuffa live? https://www.youtube.com/live/Cx6Uuc2unPk?is=eMifimTmOmU8PJXB
>>156896667Gta5, Money and hiphop music turned his kids into lil nigglets but poatan grown up working a honest Brazilian job in the tire repair shop. When a Brazilian works his skin color turns caramel.
If I were the promoter of this show the stands would be filled
>>156896700>when a Brazilian finds his purpose, his skin turns caramel similar to angels gaining their wings
>>156896701Promote this *heems you*
>>156896667Blackzillian wife probably why his kids are tall af
In crying while Im peeing. Tears. Passoin for piss.
>>156896725youre my comain, i put you over.
The Italian ref getting the yips and taken to school by big dan
>>156896700>Before his MMA career, Renato Moicano was a law student in Brazil>Before transitioning into full-time mixed martial arts and grappling, Demian Maia worked as a journalist. Woah..... truly Brazil is magic and your skin tone is determined by the status of your hardwork
>>156896672No not like 'I am trans, heem' but'I am trans-heem'If you know you know
>>156896735I'll heem anybody. heem everybody. Shoutout to turki though
>>156896759I only see people as punches and kicks. So youre both punches and kicks
kai stewart is a faggot lol
If I join a female only bjj gym, can I not get kicked out when I ultimately get hard and cum while rolling?Anyway, anybody else watching the zuffa event? It's live right now, they askin questions and sheit
>>156896781Every Kai is a faggot who deserves to be worn like a condom when you're ""training"" with your mates
>>156896798excellent take. never met a kai I respected
5'10 vs 6"3 respect to islam
>>156896672Jony Bones is that guy
>>156896827he also a fruit so even more respect
>>156896827I see how you may think that, but the unfortunate reality is, this is truly the difference between 5'10 and 6ft
how can they not bus in 1000 people to fill the lower half up
>>156896853Because 90 percent of the country is Africans and Moroccans who don't enjoy heems
>>156896769Whoa hold on tough guy, we don't wanna scare the ladies and the children, do we?*spits on you and sprints away screaming
>>156896881Italy sounds terrible
>takes a point
this Italian ref could give a fuck
undecided on scranthawlts?
fatso gotta eat!! mmmmm foooooood!!!!
shut your fucking face "pal"
>>156893708>>156896197>>156896395Got the gamethread up if you want to hang out in there.Thread: >>156897052
>>156897037Oats.
>>156897167was thinking double burger (220g steaks) onion rings and fries
I'm watching KSW but I don't know what /heem/ is watching
Wtf damien anderson does mma, is signed to the ufc and is fighting tonight?Triple shock for me
>they don't even try to make /box/ threads anymoreTotal /heem/ Victory
>>156895829>American defends gsp against a leafI conceed
>>156897275That english guy who was linking box threads probably killed himself
Is there a bigger bitch than Eddie Hearn? Is there a bigger bitch than Eddie Hearn?
>>156897167reddit
>>156897298RAKED>>156897310No, he haunts us in the form of spammy
>>156897334Jacob two two out here
>>156897151Holy fuck
>>156897465knockout of the night
What am I supposed to do to all my esoteric Goobies now that Gooby is dead?
Anyone here besides me who'd Creamypie Daney Hwitche for a 25k show 25k win contract?You're only allowed to fight /heem/ posters though
>>156897591it is the era of gane
>>156891838filthy cock obsessed freak!!!
>>156897591Esoteric Goobyism is in the darkest hour, you cherish them until THE resurrection is upon us. Imagine how sweet the feeling when you post niche Goobs when Max's head clatters of the canvass. Just imagine.......
>not even watching bareknucklecasuals
>>156897619Turn your monitor on.
>>156897596>50k to slap up a bunch of nerds/virgins and heem daner up his aspinhole
>>156897535Glad to see hes still fighting. This guy was always entertaining when I was a kid watching
it's almost time for dickus to be dookie destroyed by a dark daddy
>>156897641>aspinholeLadd or Tomala this is very important to me
double burger with cheddar onion rings and fries it is>>156897705up the one eyed tommy boy b
>>156897647I find the dark/black daddy schtick to be weird for many reasons but a prevalent reason would be that daddy is something no one says to blacks. They don't have fathers, if they do they're not beloved enough to be referred to as daddy, and if you're of a separate race, then obviously psychologically they couldn't fill in the role of your father for you to Freudian coom to. Someone help me out
blind loser father to a retard son, tomala
>>156897766sounds like you need a Senegalese snake up your shitter!
>>156897739Try 72 hours without food. Let that inner dog get hungry
>>156897739
>>156897797>senegal mentioned
>>156897806big fat gotta eat!!!
>>156897922
Cage fighting? Chump shit. Comedian podcast beefs? That's the real fight right there.
>>156897806>>156897739My mom made me cheesy eggs
this but usmeng and 45 seconds into the fight
>>156897971gosh darn the aura on this boy
OHHHHHHHH USMAN WITH THE BIG RIGHT HANDDU PLESSIS IS OUT COOOOOLLLLLLLDDD KAMARU USMAN BY KNOCKOUT IN THE SECOND ROUND
>>156897981Wtf me too, I just finished eating scrambled eggs with cheese that my mom made
>>156898024haha good one b
A BLACK DADDY WITH WORLD-REKNOWNED WRESTLING AND AN EXPLOSIVE RIGHT HAND, CAMARO OOZE-MAN IS POISED TO LIGHT A SPARK, THAT SETS THE DIVISION ON FIRE
>>156898024This ain't fantasy football b
>>156898007
>>156898089who's the squirt
>>156898089ah bro now I'm feeling wtf
>>156897971Think he's playing it up a little in this one
>>156898105Big Chuck
horrendous news boys, I have no snacks for tonight's card and no clean clothes so i can't go out and buy some
>>156898105Charles "Carotid Blowout" "CK" Kirk
it's gon be bad my n-ACK
>>156898139I have some ranch veggie straws and my wife is making chowder I got you covered.
>>156898139Wait until extra late and wear your cleanest dirty clothes you slob
>>156898139Just get a mom like the other heemsters, retard
>>156898139Get an immigrant to deliver it to you on a moped
Thawlts on this Tito’s Cantina dish?
>>156898178The scrandemic
>>156898139i stink like a coffeeshop and have visible wax in my ears here at bossmans bodega
I got it boys, I'm going break apart a baguette and dip it in olive oil with some salt.
>>156898216>break apart a baguette and dip it in olive oil with some salt.The Paddy special?
>just give me the "heihachi" fra'
there's a wmma hear wtf i look terrible and she smiled at me oh the shame
>>156898178Tito's Cantina in Cape Coral, Florida?
ok which fights are rigged
i've never heemed a bossman's daughter seems a bit risky
>>156898242very funny bryan, very cute. I don't quite get it but cute
is there anything on other than bkfc?
>>156898191Lol
there's england france ig
HOLY FUCKING HEEM
>>156898290That baguette, I wonder if it was oiled
But seriously though. Someone spend some tokens and make Ricci and Kline swap some saliva.>>156891836
>>156898216you had a baguette and olive oil this whole time? you brought troubles to this thread over nothing?
>Yeah, I might open a cantina
>>156898314ITS A GREAT WEEKEND
>>156898178Mexican food looks like literal slop to me.
I'm your biggest fanI'll follow you until you fight mePapa-paparazziBaby, there's no other superstarYou know that I'll beYour papa-paparazziPromise on my eye That I won't stop until Jon Jones is mineBaby, I'll be famousChase you down until you fight mePapa-paparazzi
>>156898290You see, the humor lies in referring to the french """man""" as a baguette (which is humorous in english doubly so because it sounds close enough to Faggot) ergo, BSD is said baguette who was broken apart during his UFC 329 fight against Paddy "the baddy" Pimblett and then drenched in his oils and was indeed salty (slang for pissed and mad/dissapointed) after the fight
>>156891824tiny if true!
>>156898359No cheesy beans?
>>156898359plucks out jon jones' hair one by one
>>156892082DDPCannonHoopRiccilil Timmy
>>156898139men don't "snack" you little homo
picks are locked in no way in hell ddp changes anything. team usman and im not a big fan of blacks
>>156892344are we still pretending?
This nigga >>156898324 gets it.This nigga >>156898364 don't.>>156898346chill out bruh it was supposed to be my dinner but now I'm thinking it might as well be my snack
Oil and vinegar with a few twists of salt and pepper. Dip your bitch in it, call it a snack
knuck stream down FUUUUCK
>>156892082DrisCannChoopFATTimmy
>>156898436Yeah bet there's a cock in the room you get real snackish
>>156898426what is he a beautician
>>156898459Are you ethnically French?
>>156898517Ethnically? No. Legally? Yeah.
>>156898139>no clean clothespussy, go out with your cumstained shirts
^napoleon died for this
I'm going to take a nap. Monitor!>clap clap
excellent fries perfect dryness
Yall niggas think it's easy to just go out with dirty clothes but I'm neurodivergent I can't do shit like that
>>156898581no one wants to fuck you anyway malaka. Respectfully
>>156898581I bet you are you little twink
>>156898498It’s free? Get back on your bicycle
>>156898604They fear me. Respectfully>>156898609I am obese.
>sorry for the French
>>156898624fear being sat on
>>156896066cha buddeh
>>156898640fear is fear
>>156898669nothing four points of the finest dry sift can't dull
>>156892469KEK
Remember that awful Triad Combat organization that lasted for one event?
you guys ever notice how we'll post gay shit as a joke but then a bong posts some gay shit and you can tell he's actually a real life fag?
>>156892082DDPDuncanHooperKlineTommy
Are there really West Africans living in France posting here as we speak?>>156898779They all get molested as youths, they can't help it. RIP TOMALA
>>156898795a cheeky nonce is an proud british passed thyme some say there right of passage
>>156892258History will never forget
HIS NAME IS BIG TOM STOP SAYING TOMALA
the kid never got a shot to knock out jones
>>156898840Why'd he do it?
>>156898857big pussy
>>156898874they was home
>"My favorite fighters m8?">"why my fellow countrymen Tommy Aspinall and Patrick the Baddy of course!"
>>156899059how dare he like white men. we only worship bbc daddies jon jones and gane
Tom Aspinall is a retard and I don't like him
>>156899090>tf >tp ofc
>>156899090>never was a fan of "buzz" barry>doesn't remember lee murray>never even heard of gary "the smiler" turneryou don't even know a bong about british mma you fucking finlandish cunt go back tos tanding 7 feet apart at the bus stop ya fooking monk twat
Kong Watson
>>156899102starting to get the impression you're a faggot that likes whoever heem tells you to like
darkies revoke BBC privileges off each other the exact same way brazzas revoke Jacuzzi privileges.
List of British champs>leon scott edwardsJamaican >Tomala AssbeenmauledPolish>Michael PissbeansNtoastPolishBritchads?
>>156899280Phil De Fries, the best champion.
>>156899280since america is a colony of brits who favoured the french (disgusting) all american champs are property of engerland
>>156899260nah it's him being a pussy and a charisma black hole. He should stick to cheesy bean reviews and clownshow boxing.
>The belt, Timmy
>EYYY IM GETTIN' CHOCKED HERE
>>156899394My blood supply, whatever happened there...
>>156899356this isn't the WWE nigger I don't care about "charisma"
cut Tobbia, complete faggot
>>156899437They need his body for the next itsly card
>>156899430charisma is the sole reason why goobert is a star and Topturo is not
>>156899383RugRAT
>>156899509so we can have another show of the local community teather? I hear that faggot saying "I feel like puking" to the physician when he was lying on his back
>>156899593He should’ve trained his neck
And I said NIGGER, get your fucking hands off me
>>156899588mcgregor was a star because a lot of fat retarded americans want to larp as irish
>>156899588I don't know, Conor was abrasive to a whole lot of insecure DORKS on the come up, but weeming Aldo in Turteen seconds after talking all that shit made them all jump on the bandwagon. You can see it now today, anyone who talks shit, is villified by the youtube comment normies and the reddit goblins (admittedly I don't know how much of the fanbase r/MMA is representative of). There's literally no reason to not like Hokit, but they're all seething. Guarantee if he touches gold in impressive fashion, you'll see everyone pretending he was a STAR and they always liked him
>>156899646No, it was his mic skills
>>156899660I love Hokit. The Obama comment and him bullying Apturo was fucking cash.>shaddap shat off his mike no :(disgusting gypsy gnat
>UP >DOWN>LEFT>AND RIGHT>I WILL SEND YOU PACKING >AT THE END OF THE NIGHT
Heemy tappy soon brothers
Michael Chandler's blue chew stiffy
>>156899699The Obama comment had 0 class. This is coming from someone who leans right. Not a fan of Michele she has said some anti-white nonsense but as a First Lady she was fine, and I do think the presidency should be treated with some level of decorum, no matter how bad they were. That’s one thing I don’t like about Trump either is how disrespectful he is to Biden. I still prefer him policy wise for the most part though
>>156899852I'm telling you it's probably mad short, but fucking STRONG and thick, with an upward curve that GRINDS on the walnut
>>156899865MICHELLEOBAMAISAMAAAAAANAM I RIGHT, AMERICA?fuck obongo and his tranny husband
>>156899641Are you an oil baron? How is Kuwait
>>156899888Real niggas know about big mike
>>156899865There's no way this doo actually talks like thisPossibly the faggiest shit I've read on heem.org and I've been reading these euroflags talk about black daddies and anal rape for 24 hours straight
Big Mike would heem everybody here
>>156899888Post Soviet shithole talking>>156899899>>156899908You’re either poor and live in a trailer park or you’re a South American shitskin living in the ghetto. White people that make more than $100,000 a year and were raised in upper middle class households know about honor and dignity and when to be appropriate and polite
>>156899899nigga built like cyril gane.Mike tops Hussein, I fear.
>>156899910big mike wouldnt have an answer for these hands
imagine seething about decorum instead of just believing in big mike and going on with your life
>>156899961This isn't englandistan, gay niggerI don't care about how posh you are, I'd heem you stiff.
these streets arent forgiving catch these hands bitch
Thinking about it... Did they put Cannonier against Robocop because they were aware of the freemason tweet? Are matchmakers shitposters at heart?
class or no class. The obama comment was cringe and came out of nowhere and felt like the exact shit a pickme would say. He's the heavyweight strickland you'll see he'll reveal soon he was raped as a child or something
>>156899961>have some CLASS and DECORUM>YOU'RE POOR I'M BETTER THAN YOU Luke Thomas esque in his libshittery, joe
niggas talmbout class and cage fighting in the same sentence lmao
>>156900084Nowhere? It's been a joke forever and he was at the whitehouse. Maybe you wouldn't understand since you get sued and raped when you make fun of the first "lady"
>>156900178>>156900178>>156900178
>>156900159he chose the most pickme sounding joke he could find>guys look i'm a republican like you doesn't michelle obama look like a man haha
>>156900251Michelle Obama literally has a cock and he said it on the world stage for millions to see, fag frog
>>156900335sean strickland but heavyweight ass nigga
