Garfield Sobers editionteetotal chads only sub-editionthread will die young due to the footy sub-sub-editionNorthants just heemed Somerset in SF1 of the T20Bindia have (probably) lost to Scotland in the meantime somewhere, idk
YFO
first for peewees are hellspawn
>make an absolute banger of a post>new thread
Why don't you just let this general die? No one is watching this garbage.
Semi final #2 aka the mo amir showHampshire Hawks v Notts Outlaws Moved back from 14:30 to 14:45 teams at toss
might give Getting Killed a spinaroony
>>156892153see 1st reply ITT mate
>>156892107I'm teetotalling... totally teetering after a hard day's drinking.
dumb alchy
>>156892218hahaa
>>156892169Youth Family Organization?
Off to the shop i pop for some of zachys reccos don't let me down
>>156892232Yank Flags OutBest album zachy ever dropped in these threads was that Built to Spill one with the blue cover. Getting Killed isn't exactly a classic is it. nobody remembers it already kek
Yargs Farrg O
perfect from now on? that's like a rare classic, genre shifting, path laying
>>156892296>perfect from now on?yeahdidn't think I'd like it tbf but ended up giving it more spins than a Saeed Ajmal doosra in Abu Dhabi
get in
love Sussex by the sea
last three tracks of perfect from now on are incredible bottom heavy album
I'll always be a sussexman in York
Hampshire Hawks:Toby Albert, James Vince, Joe Weatherley, Ben Mayes, Tristan Stubbs, Hilton Cartwright, James Fuller, Scott Currie, Liam Dawson, Chris Wood, Sonny BakerNotts Outlaws:Joe Clarke, George Munsey, Jack Haynes, Joe Pocklington, Tom Moores, George Linde, Benny Howell, Liam Patterson-White, Olly Stone, Mohammad Amir, Dillon PenningtonNotts Outlaws won the toss and decided to field
let's go based Hampshire
its time
york is alright but I love the sea desu I need to be beside the sea https://youtu.be/pSPBBRAh5F0?si=TOjUdwR5x-Qr9CTS
well they didnt have either of your picks at morrisons zachy ffs had to get bog standard ones
bedsit by the sea
it's an airy and well presented one bedroom flat in York I wouldn't buy a bedsit
Gday lads. When does the cricket start?
>>156892604Hampshire is the arsehole of England one of the worst counties
amir 1st ball edged reeeeeee but goes for 4
GONE GOTTEM!!!!!!!2ND BALL THE AMIR SHOW IS BACK
the amir show
>>156892708Oh what the fuck when did they change the secure tripcode salt?
>>156892714dumb gimmickwe all know you're just doing it for 'bants' or whatever and don't mean it though so it's ok
no I am not hampshire is one of the most soulless counties in englandsouthampton is a concrete jungle that belongs in hell
ok still better than sussex though lmao
Hampshire is Sussexs retarded little brother kent is ok
I think I will have children one day and the concept is terrifying I just don't want them to have to work
>>156892604
thing is zachy's hardly been to hampshireis always going around the norfprobably basing it on a bad experience a decade ago when some hants rose rejected him. there's also a bouldering scene here
anyway we're winning the cricket
I have been to Hampshire unfortunately
sometimes I have these wanks in the morning and it's just pure yoghurt a woman would be lucky to cook this virile Welsh seed
bernard tomic should win the challenger event he is inLord tomic unquestionaly the goat
>>156893728nice m8,what's his name?
you quit tennis because it seemed hard you watch Lord Tomic play then you take it up again
actually you quit tennis because a tarq who grew up training with Emma Raducanu decided to start a law degree and you didn't have anyone to carry your unathletic welsh arse anymore
no I love tennis more than ever desu not being a couchy and going bouldering has made me love tennis more
hampshire is soulless
so true
20mm max hangs has made me love tennis more
>zachy challenges shitjeet to a game>ever since he leaves the thread for 6 months at a time every 2 weekslmao another W for the welsh dragon
south Africa vs Wales later
>>15689429230 minutes its going to be a beat down i fear
there is only dance music in times of war
>>156894335I am sending Wales my strength
Hampshire 187-3 after 20Amir 31-1 (4.0) Notts require 188 for a place in the final
summoning the soul of Manawydansouth Africa will not have it all their own way tonight
>>156894411pfffffahahahahahahahahahahaahahahathanks mate now they'll be able to lift an ant
2 of the best anthems in the world SHALL tune in for those
Welsh anthem is the best in the world very musical species
my paternal grandfather loved singing before he succomed to Alzheimers
here we go, tuned in beer openCAM ON WALES
get inlove Wales
can these two larpers fuck offirl, one's from surrey and the other's from sussexthis is a cricket thread anyway
oh look the grouchy Anglo couchy is seething againhow about you fuck off back to Berlin
im watching both
/ourguys/ Hampshire are going to win this /cric/
anthem time
land of my fathers
Weakling Welshies already taking a thrashing I notice No wonder they're not posting any more
kek was wondering why they suddenly disappeared
this is a cricket thread mate
my neath my neath port Talbot please
akshually we're more of a t20 (just not cricket) thread
I think Wales will come back in the 2nd half god wills it
>gets called out>immediately post to save face, revealing they've been here the whole timethe welsh are spiritually jeets, just (slightly) more athletic
at least this land is oursmore than can be said for you German arse lmao
https://youtu.be/Phh3oVCtzBg?is=yeJekjKkgcWkZg-Lproper tune tbf
>snotts its over
To live in Wales is to be conscious at dusk of the spilled blood that went into the making of the wild sky
Hampshire wonWales lostcertain man probably just fell off an asterisked v4 somewherenot a bad day so far, this
t20 isn't cricket not a sport
>i want to deflower an english rosecricfu for this feel?
THE FINAL:Northamptonshire Steelbacks:Ricardo Vasconcelos, Chris Lynn, Nathan McSweeney, David Willey, Saif Zaib, Louis Kimber, Calvin Harrison, Lewis McManus, James Sales, Luke Procter, Ben SandersonHampshire Hawks:Toby Albert, James Vince, Joe Weatherley, Ben Mayes, Tristan Stubbs, Hilton Cartwright, James Fuller, Scott Currie, Liam Dawson, Chris Wood, Sonny BakerHampshire win toss and bowl
Hampshire will win and certain man will seethe. screencap this post
Wales lose 43-0 so a definite improvement on their previous 73-0 defeat
https://youtu.be/HUVWzRf1-NM?is=RR8gJ6BeIEZVTck9Cameron winter was writing this at twelve years old with his disgusting mutilated cock it's actually unbelievable
reminder magbay mog cam shitner
the worst part of finals day for the hampshire fans must be knowing they have to go back to hampshire later
seethe on suss sexwe're about to win the quadruple
Threadly reminder to behave Britzo
shut it yank
>>156897008[2]
Losing 2-1 means victory
wonder what losing 2-0 to ireland in your only sport means
>pointless Wales No need for that
uh oh hampshirebros we got too cocky
I find it odd that all other Commonwealth nations outside South Asia are good at rugby, the nation base is virtually the same with the absence of subcon, wonder why brits didn't shill rugby in India
>>156896481for me, it's Katie Shillaker
gg
Northants have won the blast by 14 runs!
Best Midul once again showing it's superiority over the weak DNA southern poofters
>>156896644
>>156902023got the english fuming lads
we like England here champ
>>156904842
hampshire lad has done a shitjeet (disappeared)
love engshitters, protect engshitters
ausshitters be like
auswinners be like
where did hampshirelad go
I was gutted when England lost to Argentina the other day at diveball I don't know what it is, because I am barely even English but it sucked maybe im gettng older, but it sucked
everyone wants to see england win the world cupthey will deserve it when it finally happens
I want the Kiwis to win the World Cup desu
I want to see poo peeland sent straight to hell where they belong
>3rd place
IT (the bronze medal) CAME HOMEnow remind me what the other test nations have done in WC football?
>>156919271englands first ever bronze
we won the story in the wogballalso over argentina, we beat them in the rugby today in their own poverty shithole despite their attempts to chimp out
feels good manmight give geese-cobra a spinaroo
>>156920413>despite their attempts to chimp outwhat happened?
>>156920440as soon as we scored our first try, their players tried drawing our middle class "wtfs a falklands" players into fighting, they did this several times but bait wasn't taken. very one-way "rivalry".
argentina wasn't even a country when the United Kingdom took the Falklands argentinia is a colonial state and argentinia is barely even even Spanish land, let alone the falklands
argentina may have won the diveball but the Falklands will always be ours
Las Malvinas and Diego Garcia will be liberated from their illegal engshitter and amerifat occupation with BrahMos missiles delivered via Tejas and AMCA sorties off INS Vikrant
they are Spanish occupiersI'll sooner liberate you from your sorry excuse for a backhand. make you wish you never picked up a babolat you fat neek
neek actually means victory
the GOAT Lord tomic is in a semi final today against some shitter
unquestionably the GOAT
>/sp/ - Seething Proles
yeah yeah we are going bouldering tomorrow we are gonna finally climb that non asterisk v5yeah yeah
Lord tomic has lost the first set to some yank shitter.
Lord tomic won the 2nd set and he will wimbledon next year
Lord tomic has two break points against the yank shitter
>>156924109*taps sign* >>156896995
Oi Zachy how’s your sister doing?
expecting some smelly posts later on
BlackGODS carried pathetic Engshitters to a win again now if only more of them took interest in cricket and England may genuinely win its first (legitimate) World cup
*applies to the thread*
o-oops sorry alyssa i thought you said "smell my feet"
losing 2-1 means victory
what about 4-0?
Ryan Fox.
>>156930570not for another 5hrs
oh ok. guess we'll discuss the cricketing until then
>>156892134Kek you mad as fuck that your sister in cumming regularly and getting creampied
>>156930843any thoughts?
>>156930570Would have been a gun batsman I reckon
>>156930856think we should scrap the rest of the limited overs matches and play a test instead
Lord tomic sounds like soemrhjtnan Australian deano would say
Had a lovely day watching the T20 Blast finals day despite the shameful absence of the Pearsmen118.2 overs of cricketing, 940 runs, and 52 wickets is pretty good going for a one-day eventFound the Hollies to be a little bit boorish and uncouth, but no doubt if I were on a stag do or something then I may have enjoyed that sort of atmosphere
>cricketing
don't believe we got a score update yesterday bard mateanother duck added to the farm I take it
fowler playing well today
the narcissistic neek will watch cricket but only when it's reddit: the series (eng v nz) or meme20 (not cricket)
>>156931579You might have to use your head a little bit here ladIf I was at the T20 Blast finals day from 10.00am to 10.00pm then you might PERHAPS intuit that I didn't personally playMy team got battered in my absence thoughever, a complete capitulation in the batting ranks without my mature discipline
>>156931617you at least face some balls out back of the stands at the blast?
he faced some balls and they had a blast
>>156931647Nah saw a few people doing that when I went to buy drinks (£8 per pint, what is the world coming to), but didn't join in myself When I went to New Road as a wee bairn we used to play cricket on the outfield during innings breaks, that was pretty kino>>156931685Haha x
did the latvian gf go to watch the finals with you?
>>156931742If ONLY she were Latvian desuNo, went with my dad and brother (who are unaware of the formerly proto's existence)
doesnt exist
based top shagger and protagonist of /cric/ making the little poll rigger seethe in a corner again
loads of green flies on one of basils poos in the garden very grim
>>156931843you rigged the poll, yet your boyfriend still lost
yes bard was winning 7-4 and suddenly it became 9-8 but we rigged itsad neek
hankering for an all beef hot dog
*unzips*
>>156932104meds then bed
*Enters Thread*who finna win today lads?My bet is on INDIA/BHARAT>India (Playing XI): Rohit Sharma, Shubman Gill(c), Virat Kohli, Ishan Kishan, Shreyas Iyer, KL Rahul(w), Axar Patel, Gurnoor Brar, Prince Yadav, Arshdeep Singh, Prasidh Krishna>England (Playing XI): Ben Duckett, Jacob Bethell, Joe Root, Harry Brook(c), Jos Buttler(w), Sam Curran, Will Jacks, Gus Atkinson, Jofra Archer, Adil Rashid, Josh Tongue
>>156932135foy
bethell might end up being the biggest what if since jesse ryder
>Jasprit Bumrah had an impact injury on his left knee while fielding in the second ODI in Cardiff. He was not available for selection for the third ODI due to reactive swelling in his left knee.
just went to morrisons, 'trose and sainsburys not one of these so called 'super' markets had an all beef frankfucking sick of it
>'trose
>>156932550well chuckrah has more test losses than he has test wins. im fairly certain india wins more without him
England win toss and bat
>reactive swellingbit like the reactive chucking he does every time he gets into his bowling stride kek
>>156932589>>156932613>we can't hit him therefore he's chucking
>>156932606what sport
forget criccy is on popping it on now
*stands up* respectfully remains silent
>>156932676sybau
>>156932589>India only has a 45% win rate with chuckrahkek
I think India will win, but if they don't... I'm not sure where they go from this It might be time to pack it in ngl
chuckrah's izzat never recovered after it was violated by that greek zoomer chad, who went on to become a literal who - which only makes it funner
>arshdeephohoho
me watching duckett
>>156932753bet Gay wouldn't mind facing him haha
kinoplex later
>>156932767or facing away from him haha
>>156932555bit hindiphobic lad, you need to import 10 mpre jeets to stick it to racism
based yuvrajlooking very healthy these days
we have lost
>>156932831odyssey?
...yh
>no Siraj>no Shami>no Bhuvi>let's play arsedeep and prasidh
ODIs aren't cricket anymore they were last cricket in the Andrew ball, shahid afridi and Nathan bracken era
can't believe you are actively supporting that trash zachy, what a let down
>>156892107You should like the posts u know
I thought that was out hmmm
connections in 6wordle in 4
>>156932945wokessisy is bad and poorly edited"""critics""" only rate it good because they're afraid of being called a racist or something
>odyssey>kino
*hall
>England's score after 5 overs in 1st ODI - 16/0, their score after 5 overs in 2nd ODI - 14/2..... Now they have scored more than combined scores of their first 5 overs of the first 2 ODIs within 4 overs
>>156932922at least it's historical idk might learn something I don't like matt Damon desu. not an actor
every game india set a new standard for shittest appeal the world has ever seen
>india appealing for that kek
Shant be watching 3 hours of slopyssey
does zachy seriously go to the cinema in dork to watch a 3 hour normie nolan flick, sitting by himself? being dork there's probably only 4 other people in the room anyway
bet they do all beef franks at the cinema ffs
>Manjot Kalra denies fixing allegations in LPL 2026>Former India Under-19 player Manjot Kalra has been remanded until July 31 in Colomborigdia just can't stop rigging
Zachy buys hotdogs for the shape
yeah I'm watching the deanoball laterdon't care whatever, I'm allowed to watch the WCit's only deanoball in the prem anyway
im a heavy metal man
>>156933100not in dork you grouchy couchy
HIT SAM FACKIN RUNS
>>156933044yeah you'll learn that the world's most attractive woman is a mid black
lol we will lose big time
thats better
>>156933155he uses his own buns for the dogs
zachy i beg you please don't go and watch that film
zachy please. whatever you do, do NOT watch that movieand if you do, please turn off your internet for at least a week
I'm also planning to see itjust because I'm a nolan boo tbqhwy thoughbeitI've not been on /tv/ and am pretty ignorant to any controversy or whatever. why are people saying not to see it?
>>156933453
i'll be seeing it but only when there's a subtitled viewing in my local area and when my other half can be dragged along
fuck this boring shitDM me when >we are batting
>>156933413hmm
got the non asterisk v5 after 3 attempts today
no you didn't
trying an asterisk v6 now
>>156933584floated up it serenely in the end
huge fan of those too when i was a kid
>arsedeep
alright bed looms. need to be up in a little over 7 hrsvamos argentina
wouldn't mind being arsedeep in isa's guha iykwim haha
>>156933576try a non asterisk world cup next
>>156933100Never got why going to the cinema by yrself is weird outside of stuff like comedy or horror films where it's fun to react to it with friends Do I need my gf or mates there distracting me from watching DUNC Part 3 in Imax? No tar
WALLOP
reckon you're the only one watching 2bh mate
>This is the first time that England have not lost a wicket in the first 20 overs of an ODI since the 2019 World Cup, 84 matches ago.blimey
when's india turning up
just got a wicket so we might see one (1) bindian flag now
Anyone know if I just wander up to Lords this afternoon I might be able to get in? Do they operate on this basis of allowing walk ups in the afternoon if some people have already left?
>>156934756you have to prove you're wearing egg and bacon underwear during the strip search
If we win this one i'll celebrate by eating beef in front of the next indian i see
>>156932762I apologise for this post.
>>156935191thankst. manlet opener respectors committee
womanlet gf 26
not much indian posting going on today saarsI can see they're active in all the football threads though which makes it a bit strange
cricket is a very psyopped sport there, they're only encouraged to follow it when the national team is winningas you can see on the rest of the board, their current #1 sport is "Messi vs Ronaldo"
>>156936077Why are they always like these both ITT and in the stadiums. You'd think that the UK born ones would have the ability to save face when they're losing and have a laugh, but no
arry brook needs to come in and give it a wallop
not seeing Odyssey anymore and not because /cric/ told me not to
lolthe openers btfo our bowling attack
>>156936239you odyssey it
>>156936239this is reddit bowen talking desu. you do what you're told nowI miss pre-bouldering zachy
some yank is banned
>>156936239based zachy
I'll still watch it desudidn't get any good reason why people are so against it, just some rando jeet webm
just checked /tv/ (dreary board)first thread is /pol/ tourists bitching about Odyssey crushing the box officedead board
didn't get the asterisk v6 I'll blame the sprained neck and go again tomorrow
Zachy could have played Sinon in the odyssey
>350+ target
maybe Bernard tomic to win wimbledon next year is unironically worth a punt bet you'd get ridiculous odds
when you hand over your shekels to the cinema and see odyssey don't forgot to say take that hitler
>>156936865just finished up my +60kg chin ups so doubt it
Highest ODI totals at Lord’s355/3* Eng vs Ind 2026334/4 Eng vs Ind 1975330/8 SA vs Eng 2025328/6 Eng vs Ire 2017326/8 Ind vs Eng 2002
if india successfully chase this it would go in the top #5 highest ever ODI chases
>>156936865this but micksperg and ephialtes in 300 iykwim haha
kek KEK britjeets boys are taking an absolute beating here
do indians call Prince "sir" or "your highness"?
>>156937175Ahir
Izzat levels?
sack all these bowler shittersbring back the good ones>>156937216Izzat is an Arabic term, stop using it you fucking arab-abrahamic faggot
3rd england goal looks like Sunday pub league france are absolutely diabolical
>SEMEN>SLURPING>SEMEN>GARGLING>MOTORSPORT
England 387 - 3 after 50 overs India need 388 to win
>>156937275the pitch might be a road but come on
Jwu
it would be only the 2nd highest successful run chase in ODI history if india win from here.also that germanic dominance in the top 5.
define a non asterisk v5
>>156937146
>no one can take the wicket of Joe Root3 innings, 3 not-outs
Duckett? More like Fucked It
>>156937360this really explains why britjeet will go from spamming australia's rape stats (mogged by india's btw) to bragging about crimes committed by fellow indian diaspora
I could imagine in Brighton someone doing a poo in unison with their dog
no videos of zachy doing a non-asterisked v4 (even though he promised it)now he's claiming he's done a non-asterisked v5 and is moving onto v6smindbroken by all the bullying. reality is the welsh genetics will keep you at asterisked v4 for another 5 years pal
instagram is hard to navigate tbfno wonder judd trump had such an infamous, beefy-esque mare
Sitting in a bedsit after an asterisked v4
>>156937709I did a v6 in Darlington the other week mate deep north v8 at vauxwall Donedon
>>156937709>no videos of zachywho's going to hold the camera?his mum only visits every six months to check her property had burned down and he always looks down at the floor whenever he hears someone else talking at the local plastic rocks climbing shop.
>>156937847His boyfriend, or just any random redditor sitting on the gym sofas
it's an airy and well presented one bedroom flat bedsits when you get shown around the deano estate agent doesn't need to move. that's unironically the definition of a bedsit
>masters the stage five norwood asterix comicMUM GET THE CAMERA
Yes lads, I also did a v6 in Darlington with no witnesses and no video but I'm typing it here so I must have ok?
Sloppy b recovering in his bedslop after struggling through v4* plastic-rockslop
>Highest ODI totals vs India438/4 SA Wankhede 2015411/8 SL Rajkot 2009389/4 Aus Sydney 2020387/3 Eng Lord’s 2026 *374/6 Aus Sydney 2020366/8 Eng Cuttack 2017>Most runs vs India in overs 41-50 (ODI)144 SA Wankhede 2015135 SA Joburg 2013126 Eng Lord’s 2026 *124 SL Kingston 2013
The only V8 zachy's ever managed is a Dyson.
we've been through thiszachy's not good at bouldering because he started too late. it's not 'welsh genetics' or whatever other meme he simply plateaued at v3 for over a year because he was like 32 at the time. he's not 35 or whatever so obviously would struggle with v4+ just like anyone. he's passionate, just has no talent for it
reminder grouchy couchy ol bingo wings can't even rep two plate bench after twelve years
now 35*anyway I still reckon he can do a non-asterisked v5 before 40 which will honestly be a decent effort
>>156938020yeah I don't think i am gifted at it whatsoever, never going to stop doing it though
I think if I had started when I was 12 I would be reasonably good
>>156937948why would I lie?do you tend to lie?
>Relently bully Zachariah>Don't post own statsCabs in a bucket
Zachys gifts:-Drinking alcohol at unsuitable times -Being able to fit his arms and legs into small spaces-Filling the shower drain with his hair-Taking it from multiple men on a friday night-Being able to cope with living in a bedsitBasically superpowers
>>156938190*Crabs
i don't even know what those terms mean, i've just seen them used so often well out of proportion to their actual importance that the only acceptable response is mockery>b-bouldering is fitnessoh well then just go to the gym and lift free weights like the rest of us doplease take life seriously
>>156938293There arent any gym plates light enough for zachy to lift so he has to lift his own emaciated frame
it's literally not a bedsit, vulgar kiwi slob
I'm a /cric/ blowie and all this shit about Zach and gimmickfaggotry is sad.
>CRR:2>REQ:7.88we have lost it
>>156938260>-Taking it from multiple men on a friday night4am late close on friday nights, it's the best time to pop along to the 'Works
might shave all my hair off literally all my hair all over my body
>>1569382932026 it's all about pull strength max pull up is the new bench press unfortunately despite being a bench press aficionado you still can't push out two plates for five clean reps with those listless and inefficient bingo wings
>>156938431Based Epstein victim
wish your dad used his pull strength when he conceived you
TAKE HIS FACKIN ARM OFF
Certain man working on his pulling off blokes strength
grouchy couchy seething
if we lose to West Indies that'd be a real shame
Ryan Fox leading the open go on my son
not a sport
playing Archer should be illegalHe's not English
>couchyfoybtw bouldering is still the crossfit of gen z
>>156937845if it was an asterisked v8 it'd be fauxwall iykwim haha
barbados is more anglophile than any other Caribbean island. more of a connection there
>>156938705this isn't true at all cross-fit is a dead dire fad for people too lazy to pick up a barbell. climbing is primal
>rr 2.61
>>156938798Yes saaaars. More runrate good saars.
>>156938893when you're chasing almost 400, then yes
>>156938744Cayman Islands?
I don't know do they even play cricket
>He doesn't know
>cricket has legside and offside>ref doesn't flag you if you score on offside
playing in a mixed doubles match on Tuesday for the first time ever lolat least it's proper hard court and not some meme shitty astro turf that should be illegal
Is that a sex thing?
>>156939174https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtJFb_P2j48
>>156939097Whats the name of the guy you're playing with
haha that is so funny kiwi slob 'humour' strikes again
Not funny if its true. What we know for sure is you'll have the smallest legs on the court
Google deep mind what are the odds on Bernard tomic winning wimbledon 2027? if it's 1000/1 has to be worth a tenner
I was doing squats for a while but I decided I simply can't fit them into my non couchy schedule. 2026 is all about the weighted pull-up
wouldn't mind a wickie here ngl
throw the ball at the stumps
meant umps iykwim haha
basil is adorable
>>156939348yeah ok tree trunk legs how is that going to help your dire pull up max
Funny as fuck that India is gonna make this chase lmao. Engwogs in the MUD.
>>156940525>not even 100 runs in 18 oversno
the dream is a house in easingwold (no reason to live in York after a certain age) and two border terriers (a breed that has grown on me considerably in recent years)
reading chris hedges the greatest evil is war it's not groundbreaking at all but the third chapter is pretty heavy hitting
Windies reverting to type
>>156939944based bumrah's coach
basil being retarded with a stone in his mouth thought I couldn't get it out and it was lodgeddon't need that shit when I'm mildly hungover
based Kohli sir time
>Batting pitchAight imma head out
140+ opening stands for both sides in an ODITendulkar/Sehwag (153) & Dilshan/Tharanga (188) Rajkot 2009Duckett/Bethell (192) & Rohit/Gill (147) Lord’s 2026
sister and boyfriend not been seen all day wonder if they are on some Mandy comedown bed rotting
I know gyal who are good and live normalBut I know gyal who are bad like Rihanna
meanwhile I was busy falling off an asterisk v6
Definitely unrelated to getting whitewashed by Direland
>>156941763yeah totally mateI still remember Ireland btfo Pakis in the WC
they get a partnership and all of a sudden the jeet and jeet diaspora are backmakes you think
>>156941763what have USA achieved in cricket again? Your biggest accomplishment is defeating porkistan by the grace of your h1b /strongmind/ team kek
>we are 3 runs ahead but lost 1 wicketcan we actually win?
>>156941866angloposters keep count of indian posters in the thread at any given time the same way ladies keep track of their period cycle makes you think
>noooo pls stop noticing saaaarrrr
>>156941940>doubting rohit and viratanon I...
>Must defend izzatEverytime
losing 4-1 means victorylosing 2-1 means victorywe must remind them
>Sampath lets us know: Rohit Sharma's eighth ODI hundred in England, the most by any visiting batter in a country in ODIs.
First indian ODI in lords bitchesI don't even watch cricket or post on 4chan anymore but
>>156942126Tendulkar had nervous 90s in every single natwest match in 2007little migga let an exponential of 10 live in his head rent free. That ironically was the reason he couldn't get it
Massive Indian crowd at an English ground. Sky showing adverts for sending money back to India every break. Cricinfo only publishing Indian comments and shamelessly pro-Indian in coverage. Even /cric/ is a flood of Indian flags.Gamer’s gone. Oh well.
Windies bowled out for 188, highest scorer Jangoo on 51, Fisher 3-40>>156942444>Sky showing adverts for sending money back to India every break.Noticed this the other day, all the adverts are for Indians. Remitly and shit like that
wtf Bethell is good
based oldies making the ReqRR go up to 12 to statpad
chokli needs to go before roshit, can't accelerate for shit
>>156942887
>kohlison malding
is Bethel a wigger?
>>156942815>>156942966bowled 'im
basil has so much soul he's basically the dog in the pub in mason and Dixon
>Ishan't Kiss-an has 210 as his best score
lots of indian flags in, you going to disappear when you lose or stick around a bit longer this time?
>>156943212faggot I've been here since before the match startedonly left when you faggots were offtopic discussing during Englund's inning
>sarrr actually I've been hear the whole time except for those 5 hours when I wasn't sarrrrrrrrr
https://youtu.be/8srlgHDknQM?is=6dKAFb20KCIRtGbq
>Martin Shaggers
>12 rrrwe lost
goodnight, sweet prince
>>156942966he's white but barbadian really that's why he wears that big necklace
i asked bethell to get me a beer can and he returned with bacon
>six with a 50yeah I'm thinking he finna score a century too
we need a vital lawes show now to prevent the devil worshippers (citation- David Ickes entire body of work) from winning
vitel lawes is actually elite
retard starting accelerating after game is already over, gotta respect him though, never off the statpad grind
I maintain to this day that kuldeep yadav is the worst bowler I have ever seen in my life but vitel lawes actually has something about him
shitter
Ishan?more like I SHANT
said it wasn't cricket earlier but seems certain man really really loves ODIs when WI play
>Shreyas Dire
poolapse
the jeet flag will now be forced against his will to continue posting because he'd been called out over it. kwab
NZ just won the golf lads
>>156944108lots of it is all shits and giggles, and my brain is muscular and throbbing enough to appreciate the bigger picture https://youtu.be/s5xPq-FWSmI?is=eGqLRNQ26GnNNMy6
britjeet seethe posts around 3am later i reckon
>>156944225>Mindbroken by our tricolour award
>>156944277how many hands does this faggot have?
>2 overs of Jofra in the remaining 5 oversFURAK
poohli's statpadding is ogre and so are grimdia
HA HAFUCK OFF VIRAT
F*respectfully applauds*
it's overgood night
GONEFUCK OFFBACK TO YOUR HOME IN LONDON
new Zealand two down and vitel lawes hasn't even started bowling yet should be game over the DW
india could do with making some quick runs here
how can these /weakmind/ shitters never win games in their only sport
the match was over when we bowled those last few oversat least my guys scored well and I had fun
>india fans leaving hahaahaa like clockwork
Is there a fire drill?
archer really is a brainlet watch him get india back into this
>>156944687>>156944695we value time and wasting it is useless
>>156944695hindu /weakminds/ innit
nina + field of cops has to be the greatest song of the decade
sweet Caroline is the opposite of that song
How do India restore their izzat after losing 8 of their last 9 matches?
where did our resident mentally ill failed second generation smellygrants go?first post is britjeet btw, for some reason he gets in a habit of having all his posts deleted by unpaid custodians.
>Required RR: 32.25saaaarrrrrsssss????
6 sixes and a few no balls should do the trick for India here
imagine if Cameron winter cared about cricket
Where did all the Indian flags go?
where did they go
>>156945378>>156945392watching the match dumbasses
starting to think india might not win this one lads
>only 27 run victorydon't think it's a big win, if we bowled the last few overs well we could have wonanywaygg Eng
Ireland 2 - India 0 (T20) England 4 - India 0 (T20) England 2 - India 1 (ODI) gg indiabros have a nice summer
there isn't any other country in the world that can beat france in the football world cup, beat argentina away in rugby, and beat india in cricket all in the space of 24 hours, but this board goes into meltdown if england loses at just one of these sports.
>win 1 match from 10 played against England and Ireland over two formats>ShitdiaEmbarrassing
>jeet means victory>loses about 700 games on a single tour
>>156945519shitjeet can't use his 2-1 line now :(
india twitter is seething
really struggling to break +65kg chin-up
>>156945144Schitzojeet deletes his own posts so he can pretend to be a victim. Must defend izzat at all cost.
you can only post ITT if you're from the same country as the champion golfer of the year
>golfdire
golf is fucking awful and all golf courses should be turned into askham bryan tier nature reserves or giant termite factories
vitel lawes has been smacked around a bit so far but I would bring him back on pronto, show faith the devil worshippers are four down and west Indies should be smelling blood
>>156949544>>156949765>>156951133cope and seethe
i think golf is a fine sport... for me to POOP on!!!!!!!
>>156949765agree with this but it is still a sport, unlike sn(p)ooker
snooker is a sport
Piss
Rat
Poo
6 pull ups max
Bump but we don't stand a chance of surviving the final.... Do we?Additionally.... Imagine being a poo lmao
>>156960693i'm not watching the FIFAslop final but the stats suggest its a slurper and right now it's half-time which is >30 minutes long to accommodate american culture
I'm watching the HT show. it's cringenot quite as embarrassing as bindia's tour of the UK 2026 but still pretty cringe
>New Memeland match resumes after rain>immediate wicketlol
please West Indies please
>WC final is such a slurper /cric/ is managing to hang on in theremust admit I do watch the WC but have to say this is one of the worst ones
>>156968277infantino has been a one-man BCCI upon this sport
>>156968277I've barely watched any of the tournament, had no interest in it the second it was announced it had 48 teams.
argentina's stats are so grim, and spain is doing its usual "we're totally not parking the bus" passing shitetuchel and kane fucked it all up
hate mitchell santner ugly twat
>tuchel and kane fucked it all upmoreso tuchel desushould have been our year really
>>156970201kane becomes a third CB in big gamestuchel then worsened it by adding more defenders rather than just subbing off kane with another forward, even southgate figured that out once
>>156970201Kane vanishes in every big match. thankfully he didn't play yesterday
>THERE ARE NO FUNNY MICKSPERG P-ACK!>>156970896>>156970897
lmao what are NZ doing
>>156971270kek janman done you there matewe all know they wouldn't have been funny though. probably some arrowposting shite as usual by your one trick pony arse
>>156973181losing as God intended and willed
alzarri Joseph please knock that lanky hamster out
>180/9MEME ENDING INCOMING
>Novak djokovic makes his WWE debut
JAMBOYARE YOU OKARE YOU OKARE YOU OK JAMBOY
>>156976869SCORES LEVEL
NZ will winspaccy jinxed it
Where did all the Indian flags go?>checks today’s ODI score OH NO OH NO OH NO……HHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAGAHAGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>156981035NZ WINShame for Windies
fucking hell, the black scats made hard work of that
we had Argentina and India loseshame NZ won, we could have had 3 bad guys lose in one day
>>156981276your sorry bingo wings jinxed it actually
Why the fuck do the BBC not put the highlights on until gone 11 o’clock? Fucking cunts.
Grimdies
>>156985704in case the WC final went into extra time, which it has
>>156945526Yh we are the only country expected to be dominant - not just good - in three major international sports.
>>156985926Wrong channel, but they also don’t put it on iPlayer until it’s been on tv.
here it comes
