MAIN CARD - 8pm eastern >DDP vs Usman (5 rounds)>Cannonier vs CLD>Hooper vs Ramirez >Ricci vs Kline >McMillen vs Montes PRELIMS - 5pm eastern >Bashi vs Delgado >JPL vs Ko >Levi vs Franco >Elliott vs Anderson >Coria vs Nicoll >Harris vs Hines >Barbosa vs Melisano
The fights besides DDP are all shit but I’ll watch em anyway
lighter meng's skill...
>>156900942Guaranteed finishes >Hooper fight>McMillen fight >Coria fight>Barbosa fight Might be a lot of decisions otherwise tbqh
>>156900873Wait are you at Paycom in Oklahoma? Enjoy the fights bro
>>156901024take a closer look b
What if a fighter heems you, then heems the ref, then punches your unconscious body to death, what's your gameplan
whats the approx time of DDP fight?
Dricus Du Plessis vs. Kamaru UsmanJared Cannonier vs. Christian Leroy DuncanChase Hooper vs. Mitch RamirezTabatha Ricci vs. Fatima KlineTommy McMillen vs. Alberto Montes
>>156901093Idk b, I don't get heemed
>>156901104Dricus Du Plessis Jared Cannonier Chase HooperTabatha Ricci Tommy McMillen
igbbmn
>>156901237iomchydttcry
I've been pronouncing jacuzzi with a soft j recently and I gotta say, it feels pretty nice
>>156900873Fuck Dana
sup fuckers
>>156901087At what?
>>156901439It’s the Yan-Merab card from last year
>>156901282Why do we let Bimpton Swab just get away with bragging about how much money he spends on Blacked.com?
>>156901491What a dumb pic to use for the thread then
FATru said he would be live for the prelims lol what a lying fat depressed cunt
>>156901439alright nevermind. fuck you.
finland
>>156901646Can someone redpill me about why he spiraled after getting back from America? Did he get his ass whooped here? Did he see what life could be like if he wasn't a gloid? I'm so confused at what killed him
i fucking love dricus stillknocks du plessis
it's crazy how fast the dricus era came and went
dc is a fat drunk>>156901973i also feel depressed around usamericans
>>156901973He’s a whiny bitch. Bro is like 6’4” and a millionaire in his 20’s and he is completely miserable for no reason. Probably because the fat piggie keeps stuffing his face with unhealthy food
I'm getting sleepy can't we just skip to the main event already
>>156902020that's cute...
>>156901973the retard went to memphis for some reason and was culturally enriched by the local populationI'd be pretty sad too and possibly heem myself from shame just for being dumb enough to actually go to memphis for any reason
>>156900873>misspelled UFCOCK>>156902107You're not even allowed here, chink
memphis is hella based thoughbeit
>>156902244People's Main Event coming up next. That one chick wears bandanas and the other one... yeah
I got that real good feel good stuffUp under the seat of my big black jacked up truckRollin' on 35sPretty girl by my side, that's my kinda night
>>156902244It must suck ass being a European fan of UFC. It’s only 5PM here nigga
>>156900873Melisano is trash No ground game She’ll get tapped early
iss hard out here for finn
mma would be better without joe faggot rogan
>>156902651UFC is a pacific time zone organization and it’s great. 6pm main cards for numbered events
The corner is wearing bandanas too? SHEEEEEEESH
Kid what do you mean you dont wanna watch unranked wmma on the prelims?
>>156902792He’ll retire soon enough to focus on his shitty podcast and even worse comedy
>>156902808That’s too early. It feels right for the fights to be later in the night but not too late
>>156902688yeah sooooo....we don't really discuss wmma here
>>156902557Eggsplain
Dricus Du Plessis Jared Cannonier Chase Hooper Tabatha Ricci Alberto Montes
daniel cormier should be fired
>>156902651It fucking sucks being on the east coast after living life as a west coast heemster. Now I have to fucking eat dinner at 10 pm if I want to be a fat faggot and eat wings while watching heems and it doesn't get done till after 1 am
>>156902557I'm waiting for the main wmma fight to jerk off and cum
>>156901104Dricus Du PlessisChristian Leroy DuncanChase HooperFatima KlineTommy McMillen
It's embarrassing but... I actually had a threesome with both Melisano and Barbosa.
Dickkus dupressis by dp (double penetration)
>it's tight*sigh*another one of these nights
>>156903010GUYSGUYS, I JUST ACTUALLY GOT A TEXTIT'S FROM SOME WEIRD MONGOLIAN MADE OUT OF PORCELAIN AND XHE SAYS I SHOULD BE FIREDPeople are CRAAAAAAZY, joe
sheem tappy
>>156902906It’s cool bud just admit you don’t know ball
Why don’t these women look cute lose Rose numbajanis
>>156901104Du PlessisDuncanHooperKlineMcMillen
ahhhhh women, always breathing and walking and just living but never ever heeming
Women's balls are internal
>low rank heavy weightsOh boy… I can’t wait…..
You ain't slick Edson
she was so happy to lose
>>156903330Is this nigga 4 real?
>>156903732Goozies got this the big guy isnt good
>>156902890Main event at 830 is perfect
I should sleep 2 hours. You guys think the main event will have started in 2 hours?
>>156903833Goozie won’t be the same guy he was before the roid suspension >>156903965No. The main card is in 2.5 hours. The main event will be i
>>156903965I think I'm pound for pound numba one
>>156903965No, it’ll be another half hour before it starts when you wake up. Heem yourself and come back for the main event
>>156904016Will be in 4.5 hours
>>156903965have you considered not being a turbofag
the crowd craves dricus
>>156904016The roid pop was weird because it wasnt for a recent test it was for like a previous one? Pretty sure he was clean on his recent ones
Based Finn calling out the frog
put $2.33 on this going the distance
>>156904244He took his UFC debut on short notice last year. Was on a steroid cycle between fights and took the fight anyway
>>156901104Biggus DricusCannonierHooperRicciTom
>looking for a stream>remember im white and have paramount plus specifically for heem Haha
>>156903965That's why you sleep before cazzie I just woke up from a 6 hour nap
TITTIES
Loser has to grow hair
>>156904490based same here i get it from my grandma
Why isn't Megan pregnant again? Is Benavidez some sort of faggot? Respectfully.
Bald handsome 6’6” chad will win because he has aura
>>156904490It’s fucking $8/mo and most anons cant afford it lol
>>156904692megan has a p3n0r
I have paramount plus but I'll usually watch streams on shrimp's website for the chat
I have HBO Max, Paramount+, Disney+, AMC and Fox Nation.
I have decided to sleep 1.5 hours
Posting cuz soccerfags keep shitting up the catalog and /bet/ can’t survive >Barbosa by SUB +150 vs MelisanoMelisano is not UFC level. She's a pure striker who isn't great at striking. Crappy grappling and poor BJJ. Barbosa gets her down and taps her quick. Mismatch.>Hines vs Harris over 1.5 rounds -165Sloppy, shitty low level heavyweight fight. Neither guy is UFC level IMO. I see this being a boring clinchfest with Harris wanting to get it to the mat and failing, while Hines is OK on the feet just landing jabs. Probably goes the distance.>Nicoll +700 vs CoriaSmall play. Coria probably wins but he's badly overvalued here. -1000 odds for a guy with only a couple UFC fights is nuts. Give me Nicoll at a big number...injuries and weird shit happen in this sport.>Rodrigues vs Franco under 1.5 rounds -120This is a slugfest that ends quick IMO. Not sure who wins, but someone gets finished.>JPL +180 vs KoKo is a one-dimensional grappler with excellent top pressure. JPL needs to stuff takedowns or he's in deep shit. Ko has been knocked out a couple times on the regional scene so I don't trust his chin. I see this as a close fight so give me the +180 fighter. If you like Ko, take him by decision and triple his moneyline. He's not a finisher.>Delgado -110 vs BashiI think Delgado is a better fighter all around. Bashi has a questionable gas tank...I see him exhausting himself looking for takedowns early. He might win round 1 or 2 on top control but he'll be tired in round 3 and Delgado will piece him up for a KO/DEC win.>McMillen vs Montes under 1.5 rounds -105McMillen fights like he's fined by the minute. Doesn't care about defense, just wants to land shots and fuck up his opponent. Montes is a lot smaller with a strong BJJ game, especially front chokes like guillotines, d'arces, etc. Club n sub possible here. Take the under, I doubt this gets out of round 1
>>156904708I just paid $70 for the annual premium package because I have an old student email I still have access to
>>156901104DDPJarrodHooperKlineMcM
>>156904828How the frickin heck did she get pregnant then??
An absurd post made to no one used merely for you’s.
>>156904871>Kline ITD +330 vs RicciI think Kline is better than Ricci everywhere. Younger, bigger, stronger, more power, nasty ground n pound. It's more likely she wins by DEC, but at the +275 price compared to -175, I can't justify a decision bet. Kline ITD is the play here. I think Kline will fight for a title sometime in 2027, she's that good. (Originally posted at +275 but I found +330 and bet it)>Hooper ITD -150 vs RamirezChase has been KO'd in back to back fights. He knows he can't strike with anyone at this level. Chase sells out, gets it to the mat, and finds a finish via GnP or submission. His sub line is only +150, I'd rather pay the extra dollar and get the TKO as well. If you want to fade Chase, Ramirez by KO +500 is the only bet to make.>Duncan ML + fight starts round 2 -194Cannonier is washed. CLD should win this comfortably, but he's shown a total lack of finishing instincts in previous fights. CLD's knockouts are flashy one off shots, I don't see him sleeping Cannonier with some spinning bullshit here. Add the FSR2 to CLD's ML to get it to a reasonable number. Just don't see a round 1 stoppage in this fight.>Usman +200 vs DDPDDP just got taken down and laid on for 20 minutes against Chimaev. 39yo Usman isn't Khamzat, but I still think he wins at least 2 rounds with wrestling. DDP's TDD is fucking trash. I don't get why he's such a big favorite. IMO this fight should be like -150/+120 with DDP as a small fave. Also like the overs here, decision seems likely. Usman isn't a finisher and he's tough to get out of there.
>>156904871>two sloppy heavyweights And they won't get heemed why?
I ream the dogshit out of both of these pentabumps
>>156901104DDPChristian Leroy DuncanChase HooperFatima KlineTommy McMillen
TKO heemy
nooo my $2.33!
Holy shit that upper cut literally knocked him into the air that’s wild
Proper Ohio WHITE man getting it done. Stay mad little mexicans. He'd heem every single LE MACHISMO fighter you have.
>>156904988>>156904871lmao
>>156901104UsmanCannonierHooperRicciMontes
missed it while making a drink seems dc and bisping are both drunk and messing up alreadyclassy very nice
>>156905234Hopefully you didn't take that from your hamburger fund
Crazy you can HEEM hines and get a ranking
>>156905447It was actually cool as fuck he upper cutted him so hard he knocked him off his feet directly up into the air
>>156905505Not really
more like UF COCK
heeming rebecca's bisping>>156905617saw the replay it was tasty
>arrive>lose >pop >get heemed >get cut Based
>>156904988I lost my bet but that fight had the exact pace everyone expected. Harris by KO must have been +400
Rj "the wholesome heem" Harris
I mean who does that to alvin “goozie” hines?
>>156906048my cousin topi would do him like in deliverance
I have placed $2 on under 1.5 for the next bout
LET ME OUT THE CAGE
>>156905447I'm not in my heempod yetWhy do you assume they're drunk?
Nobody actually watches these dog shit undercards, right? You're going out with your girlfriend/friends before the maincard and have an active and fulfilling social life, youre not actually spending another Saturday summer afternoon watching literal whos fight in a cage, right anon?
launched that white nigga
>>156906325>assume
Why do they still do fight nights instead of just normal numbered events since PPV is finished now?
>>156906398I'm watching the fights with my 5 year old son while my wife takes care of our 3 year old daughter and 1 year old son. We're enjoying popcorn.
holy fuck the ufc is literal dog shit stirred with piss put /knuck/ back on
cub lookin ahhhhh
>>156906499WHY YOU FUCK, I WANNA LAUGH
>>156906398Y-yeah that’s me
It's me again, I haven't been on heem.gov in awhile but I'm back to stayDo we no longer have a dedicated webm poster? I didn't get to see a fatty catch air
>>156906507Different expectations. Fight nights are usually pretty weak while numbered events usually have more stacked cards. If they just did a numbered event every week people would stop taking them as seriously
I fuck every WMMA
>>156906580>daughter
>>156907357Also we'd be at ufc 400 in like a year if we did that
>>156907462It's okay she's very ugly.
Small ass nigga time
>>156906398>implying anyone watches main cards
>-1110
wait this is flyweight fuuuuuck
They look same height how is it 5’8” vs 5’5”
https://youtube.com/watch/vQl0YlAe0vY
Coria's literally got negative forehead, damn
>>156907819Because 90 percent of men lie about their height and 99 percent of manlets lie about their height
USA chants for a spic omg
>>156907102there's no particular reason they're both drunks please don't get your hopes up bud
>>156908040If I worked for the UFC I would be personally measuring every fighters height and penis size
>>156908146So you just make shit up, because you're a drunk loser? Luck I don't heem you right now, I should fucking heem you right now
>>156908283i don drink brazza u no dis
>>156908248Who'd be the shortest man with the longest penos?
>>156900873I thought picrel was some cyberpunk city shit. Turns out it's just faggots hugging it out.
>>156908283Take care of your underwears
>>156908414DC
Me underwears
>>156901104DricusDuncanRamirezRicciMcMillen
>>156908481>woah it looks like heckin star wars!!go have sex
>>156908527Not even him but aren’t Somalis Muslim? Why are you drunk that’s haram
gave him the usa special
Nicoll is doing too much with his movement
>>1569085615'9 with a girthy 6 inches? I think there's better out there. I mean Topturro alone is 5'6 with a 9 inch hawlg
opponents is taking you down? use your free low blow
>>156908850its like your lifelines on who wants to be a millionaire. hes still got his free eye poke, free fence grab, and free glove grab
Yeah CUT these BUMS
>>156901104Dricus Du PlessisChristian Leroy DuncanChase HooperFatima KlineAlberto Montes
>let's workare you kidding me doo?
aewesque chain wrestling 6 stars
These guys are bums
Has to be 1-1
>>156909242powerslap is down the street
>the amount of people picking mcshittn Absolute cazzie thread full of idiots.
Chase Hooper is going to heem all of your otherwise solid picks, fellasFinal warning
>>156909354no one asked
not sure if to watch
>>156909303Their striking is awful
tired ass flyweights
>>156909354and montes is good because uhhh...
Btw England is 4-0 lmao
Nothing worse than a shitty flyweight fight
>prelims>decision slurperName a more iconic duo
>>156909354>people actually picked McChinnyThis is nothing new
Heem upsetty?
>>156909819yeah it's a madness
any hot wmma on the card? hot=pretty....pls, serious question
>>156909629I know you prob are just repeating what you read to fit in but their striking is not bad. Leadin with they jab, not gassing out swingin for they fences.To help you, you actually want worse striking if youu want heems like many of us do. You want them to drop their lead hand when throwing a hook or cross so they can generate power in their hips. You actually want them to be less defensively sound than these guys are so someone gets heemed. Hope this helps. Just keep watching and it will make sense.
>>156909797Hes not bad. McMillans just a fucking retard.
>30-27what
So this shitter is future of UFC? The sport must be really dying.
Ladies and gentlemen give it up for random brown manlet #482
crap card. get a life whoever watches
>>156910308The future is paddy van and noncesar
For the main event I'm greased up half naked with gym shorts outside your apartment ready to go
>>156910019lol>>156910521lmao
>boring in the cage>boring on the mic>looks like your average spic you'd see on the streets>people upset at Hokithow the fuck do you become allergic to entertainment?
>>156910567I own a home
>>156910575there was dern vs the homeless alcoholic redhead...not long ago. how i miss pvz bro
>>156910198a lot of retards are good fighters.
>>156910718That's not till august, retardPvZ looks like a little chimp and has ugly feet, you're fucking retarded
>>156910662hokit is only exciting in the cage
B Team BJJ boy
>>156910976oh..ok
Is it a requirement to look like a clown if you want to learn under the tutelage of tim welch
>>156910662The people that cry about Hokit are former WWE fans and think MMA is supposed to be more mature and edgy so everyone has to be boring and maybe say something like “I kill everybody I kill everybody”
>Ethan Ewing>Ezra Elliottfreemason ass roster
>>156910979>chama on alex's mama>apturo having a melty>obama is a bam>tells helwani about jewish supremacy straight to his on his podcastyeah no
>>156911110Why is every Germanic poster such a little bitch, you make me wanna heem my retard immigrant grandparents
Team Fuccboys
>>156911258a man. Don't know what the fuck a "bam" is
when you, were young
>>156911320not so fast!
>Can we climb this mountain? I don't know>Higher now than ever before>I know we can make it if we take it slow>Let's take it easy, easy now, watch it go
tactical weight miss? only time will tell.
Semen Hands
>>156911511You're a 3rd world slavmonkey so you don't realize this but if you knew what that hair felt like and what was really underneath, you'd lose all your enthusiasm
>>156911258omg so based XDDDD
>>156911636the darkest I'm willing to go is latina or persian
joking ;) retardo kneels to /chug/ ex-home. hf tonight, may your boys win
>lightweight can't even take down a bantamweight
>chama on alex's mama>apturo having a melty>obama is a bam>tells helwani about jewish supremacy straight to his on his podcast
>>156911708You're a 3rd world slavmonkey so you don't realize this but if you knew just how pristine spicpussy aka spussy is, you'd literally kill yourself from frustration and lack of access
>>156906580Goals!
>>156911847My tinder was filled with latinas when I added ''from europe'' in the bio on my visit to the US though
>>156910714Ur safe then
Yeah I'm playing some classic Doom what up
>>156906580getting the little heemer started early?
>>156911402>>156911258>>156911165>Being a edgelord anti-semite is the same a fight promoting. Waldo is going to finish that bum's career for good.
these two niggas are zestyFUCKING FIGHT FAGGOTS
>>156911947Notice how you didn't say you entered some spussy though. If only you KNEW what a Grasso Gripper would do to your meng
Oklahoma city is a awesome. A true hidden gem of the United States.
>>156912042I was in a weird half-half situationship with a girl in austria at the time
Elliot gonna gas in this round
Ezra looks diminished.
>>156911708too soon b
damn elliot page is hot off his new movie, respect
wtf happenedI thought wrestling was an instant win button in the UFC
Anderson might rape him next round unless Elliot he has more in the gas tank
>>156912313in*
>>156912130>half-half situationshipNo one actually talks like that, please stop. On your next visit go ahead and head to the spussy store, then get back to me.Unfortunately you're not a germ so you can't make little gaethjes but, whatever abomination pops out, I'm sure it'd have some heem appropriate attributes
Is Elliot really planning to win by wrestling on points?
Elliot really said "wait my opponent is black? I better miss weight to make it even".
>>156912695Yikes
>misses weight>wrestlefuckswhat a great debut
ITS TIGHT
>>156912764I dont know what you'd call itwe were fucking but we werent dating
>>15691305830k in his pocket*, loser what do you have*before he pays 20k in taxes and managment/coaching
this guy smashed a torta once and now he's making it everyone else's problem
he actually doesn't know how to dart choke
>cuck song>cuck game
>>156913167Friends with benefits
>>156913231he can double it instantly by going to the roulette table
>>156913167She's really pretty
>>156913167a day that ends with y
>>156913167Getting cucked and pretending it doesn't bother you?
>>156912313>>156912695she*Le deal with it, libs :^)
>>156912901I don’t think he’s black, he looks south East Asian or Hispanic
This wouldnt fly in the streets
>>156913481Not same slovenian anon but I dated some asian chick for 3 years and found out she has a husband. Was I also cucked?
>>156913481do cucks fuck in the US?
>>156913257I FUCKING LOVE SPUSSY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
for me, it's aldana
This doo getting ragdolled
Elliot doesn't deserve this win. He's a villainous weight bully
This is like Khamzat vs DDP
>>156913754she is engaged to a man now
>>156901104Kamaru UsmanChristian Leroy DuncanChase HooperFatima KlineAlberto Montes
>debut fight>it fucking sucks
theyre gonna match him up with a killer after this performance and missing weight
>>156913711no
>>156913672Depends on who won the story. If her husband was also Asian then no.>>156913711You can go wrist deep in cervix 10x, but if your gal gets fucked once you're a cuck
>demon hands>5 sig strikes
EE
>>156913998So if you’re in a relationship and have a sidechick, and your sidechick has a bf, you’re a cuck for cucking the sidechicks bf?
>most takedowns in a featherweight fight >Some literal who that missed weight How anticlimactic
it should be 29-28 Damien.
>>156913901Not when I get done with her seminar
NurmagomedovDvalishvili Ezra Elliott
So they gave Anderson round 1 at the start when he was punching him during the first takedown?
So much for damaged based scoring
>>156914226>so if you shoot someone and they shoot you too, you're telling me you've been shot ?Yeah, pretty much, hedonistic cuckold. It's one step up from the cope of WELL WHEN SHE'S DONE GETTING FUCKED SHE COMES HOME TO ME, SO I WIN.
>>156901104DricusDuncanRamirezKlineMcMillen
this is why you see whores
If you don't show up on my TikTok highlights I won't know your name. Simple as.
>>156914614This is retarded
>>156913988
What's stopping someone from coming up with a new MMA promotion taking all the washed up old fighters with no prospects back into the game so they can all fight each other for five 1 minute rounds once every three months for free on YouTube and Rumble
>>156914888this is how you know big mike is a myth. dan would have never gotten within sniff distance of a man.
>brazilian vs brazilian>its just two africans
Why are Brazilian Indians bigger than other American Indians? This nigga and Peirera are the only indigenous I’ve seen that can hang at the heavier weightclasses
>>156914905Whatever it was that stopped GFL
>>156901104Du PlessisCannonierHooperRicciMontes
>>156915104More food and they walk and soccer and dance alot
>>156915104Because, amerindians have too much access to processed sugar and firewater, so they neglect their kids and turn into little round dumplings. Peirera had to eat Jaguar feet and acai
does having an extra chromosome help in MMA?
>>156915514of course, he won at the white house
mmm yogart
>>156915514its like with space marines3 lungs2 hearts5 extra chromosomes
>>156915855Would Titus beat Gane in a 3 rounder?
>large brazilian baby man I'm intrigued
damn this ref tall
>>156915954pre or post rubicon?
why are they pronouncing Rodrigez as Hodrigez?
>random monkey fightt-thanks dana
Yeah I'm thinking Sakakibara has the weekend in the bag already.
Now these guys are some real bulls, none of that weight bullying shit that Timmy twink pulled >>156916210It's a Brazilian thing
>>156916102Pre obviously, He'd pop post rubicon for sure
illegal headbutt to the mat
>>156916210probably ask the guy how his names pronounced at the faggot meeting
>>156916315depends if Titus does some of his heretic bullshit honestly
Stand them back up
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Cheeky PFL wank it is
whats this guy doin???
dude was getting his face beat off>NOOO IT WASNT OVER NOOOOO HUEHUEHUE
They’re both having mental breakdowns why are Brazilians so emotional
Holy fuck Rodrigues is terrible
D.C is phoning this shit in
>>156901104Du PlessisCannonierRamirezRicciMcMillen
>>156917492Him and Bisping always end up bickering it’s such an unprofessional look
Kek
I believe that every man who enters the UFC should be fluent in english or have a whiteboard where he is forced to word out what he wants to say using pictures
turn up my microphone!
>>156918091Women invented agriculture, chud
>>156901104DricusDuncanHooperRicciMcMillen
>>156901104DricCannonierHooperRicciMcMillen
>>156918299did you just assume gigachads gender?
>>156918299Yeah with their fucking boobers, num num num
>>156918299>women ruined civilization a second time
>>156918299Agriculture led to the downfall of early hunter gatherer matriarchies. Women are retarded for inventing that
>>156918378holy kek, that picture
Favorite Wingstop flavor?
>>156919019mango habanero and it's not even close
Tf kind of name is lebosnoyani
Why are South Korean fighters more successful in the UFC than any other Asian?
>name is literally KOhe better live up to it, or its a SHAMEFUR DISUPRAY
how has the card been bros?
>>156919019I'll stress eat an 8 piece garlic Parmesan boneless wings like nobody's business after a bad day at the World Market
>>156915514
>>156919220They’re the biggest Asians genetically I believe. Probably just generally less frail as well.
the chin on the jap is begging to get clipped
>>156919453hey its that actress
>>156901104ddpiggydunchoopsricci mcmilly
>>156919450>garlic ParmesanBASADO>boneless LOW TEST PUSSY. You order 10 wings ALL drumstick, let the journeymen eat the flatsBtw they changed their fries to frozen and now the resturant has lost it's appeal to me
good round, I have the crowd winning that one
>>156919640>LOW TEST PUSSYI work at World Market it's against corporate policy to be tough
>>156919220They're the America of East Asia. They actually have SOVL. Watch their movies and you'll get itDOO HO CHOI WILL BE RANKED TOP 10 BY 2027
>>156901104DupiggyCannonierRamirezKline? Idk who caresTommy gun
>>156901104Big Dic Ric LEEEEEEEEEEROYHoopdy skoopdyFatThomas McMillen
>>156919640flats>drums
why does every other faggot have a mustache now?
>>156919450>bonelessThose are chicken nuggets
>>156919841Yes they are
I was gonna make these for dinner but my wife gave me attitude when I asked a simple question about preparing them so now I'm gonna order taco bell.
This lesbos on me guy ain't bad
I HAVE SEVERE WORLD CUP FATIGUEHOLD ME BRO
Beautiful ground game
can you fucks stop talking about foodim on a cut
It is going to be bad my nigger
If this gook doesn't pick it the fuck up
>>156920006hang in there, bro1 more sleep and it's over
im eating ice cream right now
>>156919919hold the lettuce if you don't already know
>>156919450If you want boneless just get the tenders
>>156920125fat fuck
>>156920124
>>156920169im 5'5 250lbsaverage american build
>>156920131>he fell for the fearmongering
>>156920200>oy lad its just a bit of scram lad
heem gassy
>>156920336are those the fabled mushy peas I've heard about
>fighter is named Ko >doesn't win or lose by KOI want my money back
>>156919776Honestly it's good you exist, I'm always nervous that I'm leaving the flats and everyone else would to, thus causing me to feel guilt for all these dead chickens going to waste
2-1 KO
good luck scoring this one
Im surprised lebsonyani didnt get heemdd there.
>>156901104DDPDuncanHooperKlineMcMillen
WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
>>156920331based
>>156920419FUCK CHICKENS
>>156920159I like how little they are they fit in my little mouth better :)
>>156901104DDPENISCAN NO NIERMITCHFAT IMATIMMY
Asian doo got robbed
>>156920491add another hog
Wouldn't call it a robbery but I thought that was clearly 2-1 KO
30 boneless mango habanero and I buy my own bleu cheese.
Nobody can persuade me that blue cheese and ranch aren't the same exact shit
Bashi is part of an obscure ethnoreligious group from Iraq. Less than a million Chaldeans in the world. Catholic people that were persecuted by Saddam Hussein, most of them fled to the US
>>156920559consider the braps
>>156920526holy escuchen bud got doinked by a fucking michelob ultra xd
>>156920526>
MY LIFE BE LIKE
What was Jose Delgado's walkout song? Was that the smiths? Sounds very familiar
Based smiths walkout
>walking out to the smiths
>have to choose between a broccoli head or a greaserFUCK
Buffalo is the white mans wing flavor all that other shit is for the turdies.
I was in South New Zealand earlier this year and I was chilling with some homies in the siren culture. Fucking retarded shit mate!
>5'6 vs 5'11damn
>>156920534Dios mio aren't these whores uber rich? these bitches were everywhere, brazzers, naughty america blacked and so on
>>156919220We are the most successful asians in the ufc.
walkout story win#RIP ELLIE
Do I bet on the lanklet or the manlet?
>>156920698corny
I thought that was the smiths too but then I thought it might be some Mexican/spanish song.
lanklet has reach. fk it.
>>156920592One is mayonnaise and seasoning, the other is literally rotten horse shit
Is it fun to watch a UFC fight in real life?
>>156920619American middle eastern immigrants: white passing Christians that integrate perfectly and become doctors European middle eastern immigrants: brown rapists that want to kill all white people and destroy the west
>>1569207865'6 is the favorite too, should be fun
>>156920885boxing is, UFC must be also
manlet has more muscle mass vs the lanklets bone mass
this niggas a bum
he's done
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>>156920808Who's Ellie
knee to the fucking head
heh
some girl from fishtankmerked herself in may
bashi put his hands up like the fight was over lol
>>156920698That shit just tastes like chemical flavored hot pickles get the fuck outta here scumbag
>>156921097yeah, he's fucked
>>156921043socal black belt gone too soon
>>156921093for>>156921043
>>156920801
>>156921056this kid has no idea where he is.he put his hands up like it was the 3rd roundhe is young and in fantastic condition - bisping
For me, it's the bingo bongo twins
Man if I was a UFC fighter I would do my best to be undefeated losing in front of thousands + on paramount is uncomfortable
alright he's almost recovered now start fighting again
>>156920801Russians are asian so no
>>156901104Dricus Duncan Hooper Ricci McMillen
>>156921193>I would do my best to be undefeatedThis is sound strategic thinking, you should consider coaching or training if it's too late for you to be a fighter
>>156921193Don’t kid yourself, you aint ever getting out of the META APEX
their back to bum mode again
good job delgado now you're 1-1
1-1
>>156920534she could heem everyone itt
>>156921169Kazakhstan flag would be so much nicer without the tramp stamp tho
Bashi needs round 3, hopefully he gives it his all and is not one of these retards who goes too easy when he needs the third round. THE CORNERMEN SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIM TO LEAVE IT ALL OUT THERE, THEY SUCK AS CORNERMEN
>>156920808what the fuck is a fishtank anyway
>>156921431mtv's real world hosted by sam hyde
GET THESE FISHTANK FAGS OUTTA HERE
finna be a draw smdh
full retard takedown attempt by delgado
Delgado selling
this bashi kid is gonna have a very difficult run of it in this sport
>>156901104DricusCLDHooperFatimaTommy
Delgado doesnt deserve the win
incredibly low iq from delgado
Bum vs Can
>>156921629He should go do raf. The wrestling meta has been overtrained against. Delgado shows how u beat them you force them to come in and then counter
The announcer's job is talk the fighters up, but I'm noot impressed by either of these guys, poor fight IQ especially by delgado
>30-27
>>156921629thinking youre GSP and going 1-2 to start your ufc career is not a good look
Delgado sold the finish in the first round
UNF
his pendant is clipping through his shirt, they released this game too early
Sex with ring girls
damn ddp's wife is gorgeous i thought he was gay on the dl
>>156921772>that peaceful and content look on Bashi's face
licking ribg girls sweaty poop holes
>>156921809She's a beard
ricci finna shock the world
>>156921809Relationships with women, sex with men, you know the deal
>>156901104DDPCannonierHooperRicciAlberto Montes
>>156921809Still could be **heem*
>uncposting with dcwew lad
my queen
dricus: chadusman: incel
>>156921777EXPLODING MICROPHONE CONFIED
>>156921939I can guarantee you she stinks like absolute hell
>>156921994based Android sexbot fucker DDP living and loving in the year 2056
>>156922000well she lives in India for some reason
Little midge niggas have no business striking with someone 5 inches taller in both height and arm length. When I wrestled freshman year I had to face some methhead who was 6 2 and 125 lbs and I couldn't grab that niggas spindle legs cause they were like 3 feet away from my ass at all times
>>156921994>usmeng walkoh no
>>156921994Dricus straight up told his coach that he was taking his daughter.
Guess I'll load up my Paramount+ and watch this absolute dumpster fire of a card
>>156921809Usman is so lucky.....
I pray this spic heems that retarded wigger r1
>>156922077I had the same problem, I had some belly fat so everyone I wrestled was taller with muscle. but I'll still heem the fuck out of someone who has never wrestled. I'll your whole family, maybe not you though, not sure
>>156922154this should be ufc's new motto
MY CLITTY CAGE BURST
>tattoosjesus
https://youtu.be/rg2ECSyM-LI?si=XOyFF_U5AtTlFo1a
>>156922205Damn where'd he find those fine english roses
>>156922205look at that fucking dome
Topturo got a chance?
ilia back already?
>>156922241He took the world is yours literally and found some alien hoes
Cody fucking garbrandt got this my niggas
>>156922205Damn, I wouldn't even stick your dick in these nasty bitches
Alberto "Diseased Ribs" Montes
OOOOHHHHHHH TOMMMMMYYYY BOYYYYYYTHE PIIIPPPESTHE PIIIIPPPPEESSS ARE CALLLINNGGGGGGG
>>156922205holy bogged bitches
>PeoriaThat explains the inbred face
>>156922205based high test chad choices
Why does he have lip filler
>6' featherweightFaggot lanklet cutbabby
>>156922365For better sunk dick jajajajaja
>>156922186I have literally practiced the buggy choke daily for scrubs like you.
Montes getting pieced up
>>156922429>>156922429>>156922429
>Wanna talk now? KEEEEEEEEEKBased
