>Doesn't count for anything>Easily the best match in this tournament by farJust admit it. The 3rd place playof is SOVL
just 2 teams that didn't give a fuck
Best game I’ve ever seen
>terrible football nobody defending>best matchonly 1 more day of tourists
>>156917875and it made for actual entertainment
3rd place matches are always the most fun
>>156917946cringy gay american
>>156918014>Prefers a 0-0 slurper where both teams park the bus>This is apparently the pinnacle of tactics bc muh defendingClearly upset Spain will never put on a spectacle like this.
>>1569176993rd places matches are better than the final 99% of the time
>>156917699I kneelI'll never shit talk the 3rd place match ever again
>>156917699watch tomorrow be a 1-0 120 minute fest
>>156917699They couldn't defend worth shit. It was like watching a youth soccer match. >>156917946>Best game I’ve ever seenWatch a youth soccer match then you'll have all the undisciplined sloppy chaos you would want.
>>156918362why should I care about the game when the players didn't care?
>>156918014>SpainNot surprised tbqh
>>156917699it was fun because it was retarded, but it's far from the best match from the cup or from either team
>>156918967>tourist>that spacingoh no no no no no
>Rice scores a goal in 2 minutes>Saka gets a hat trick>Odyssey a certified kino>Makes its money back in a weekendCan we admit that Christopher Nolan had a great weekend?
england matches were pure kino
>>156917875thisthat wasnt a real game
>>156917946You should watch women's football
>>156918014ThisDidn't even bother watching itCongrats to Mbappe, he deserved it for being the only one playing against Spain with Upamecano and Lacroux or wathever his name was
>>156917699That's because they aren't just playing defensive, soccer would be so much more fun to watch if everyone was just playing to score as many goals as possible
>>156919200IT WAS REAL TO ME ALRIGHT!
>>156917875No they both tried their best, nondiving either, good match, a toast to england and france my friends
>>156917699>anon discovers friendliesyeah they're fun to watch kek
>>156919171Ghana was unwatchable but yes
>>156918014Unreal how bad the discourse around footy becomes when WC rolls aroundAny nuance is thrown out the window, these cucks all want to have low iq footy instead of using their brains to see excellence in passes, defenders and counter-attacks
>>156919225That’s not what happened here knobhead. There was simply zero defense
>>156917699i kneel
Was praying for 2 super late Mbappe goals for 6-6 to go to ETSuch a funny match.
>>156919249>>156919200https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0EZobdiJ4M&t=0
>>156917875maybe this is what we need to unlock ourselves
>>156918967>didn’t watch the game
>>156918172Yeah, I'm sure basketball friendlies like the all stars matches are super entertainment for an American like you.
We won the hearts and minds trophy
>>156919429Kek
I told you nobody cared
There is a specific key to making soccer matches good: the teams have to care, but not too much.
>>156919652Don't you eat donkey meat
>>156917699Just because it was high scoring doesn't make it the best match of the tournament. Argentina vs Cape Verde was by far the best match so far.
>>156919262>No they both tried their bestyou can't say that, today's "performances" from hernandez, doué, gusto, cherki (and olise in 1st half) were just plain sabotage
Imagine not having as much SOVL as England
>>156919249
>>156918172>>156917946>>156917699What? It sucked, no defense and easy goals. Almost basketball teir
>>156917699Mate it was terrible. Looked like a friendly match for charity. But I know you guys think tikitaka is a slurp so I guess seeing goals every five minutes was better for your zoomer brains.
>>156920399
>>156919315>implying the average friendly is as entertaining as thissorry you lost
>>156917699>low energy, amateur-ass match where neither team gives a shit>ZOMG DID YOU SEE THAT SCOREBOARD??lol
>>156920399They didn't have riggi so sorry it wasnt sufficiently rigged to your liking. Unfortunatley the final will not suffice either.
>>156920459Do you guys actually care about that trophy?
>>156920546>2-1 Norway
>>156917699A match involving adult men should not have ten goals scored
>>156917699I'm not even gonna argue because I have that exact same opinion. After watching most of the tournament, even staying up all night to watch bullshit pointless games in groups:The only two matches that was actually, honestly worth watching, entertaining & enjoyable, were today's match and France - Spain semi.>Inb4 final - enjoy your 1:0 for Spain slurper with fucking half time show for mentally retarded amerifats.I always loved 3rd place match, it's energy it's totally unique. Whomever says it doesn't matter and is pointless is coping hard or is too smug for his own good. It's obviously more prestigious to earn the 3rd place - it's a bronze medal, it's podium, - than worthless 4th (L) not even going into stats. And it's a match where taking risks pays off. Comfy as fuck, pure SOVL.
>>156917699This game proved to me, without a doubt, that if the ballboy was coaching England instead of Tuchel, they would've won.
>>156920736>A match exhibiting any qualities shared with women or children's matches should never be laudedAt that point they shouldn't even play the same sport. Just admit it was fun to watch.
>>156917699The England vs Mexico game was the best of the tournament. This was good, but it had zero stakes.
>>156919030t. tourist
>>156917699when does the 2nd set start, however?
>>156919351Don't get too cocky Ivan. You're one ticket away from dying in a ditch in Donbas
Niggers will really whine about Spain's matches but call this the peak of football, huh?
>>156919685>We won the hearts and minds trophy>France not even trying 1st half>Letting up 10 goals total between themIt was abysmal defending. Pure goalslop. Looked like an amateur match.>>156920107Copium
>>156917699Didnt care. I still dont care.
>>156920736Did you make this?Very fitting for a German. Thanks bro I agree with this. Ily.
>>156921044t. spurdo
>>156918967Hopefully stopped (((Messi))) getting the golden boot. You lot better not let us down tomorrow.
>>156918014>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE AN EXCITING ENTERTAINING GAME WHERE THINGS ACTUALLY HAPPEN! >WE NEED ANOTHER 0-0 SNOOZER!I'm hoping you lose as punishment for how lame and boring your "win" was
>>156920736Ja naturlich Hans. Adult matches are capped at eight (8) goals. It's more impressive to 7:1 Brazil in semis than random island with the population of Leverkusen though. The most tourist take ITT is comparing this to friendlies LMAO, sure the competition between two teams that were one game away from competing for a title is on par with some off season sparring with randos >>156920546Calling this one low energy is pure retardation >>156921171>>156920399Jokes on you. I usually support Spain, I remember when tiki taka was a new and revolutionary tactic and not a random buzzword to be thrown at every team that play high possession, and love high skill, highly tactical football. Doesn't mean mean I can't enjoy high energy, high scoring game with zero fucks given.
>>156919262This is why you lost against us, Start watching fútbol or keep crying
>>156921457Lol I hope so, and it will happen cause of tomorrow's 1:0 for Spain Screensaver this post
>>156917699>>156917946Mod please ban this retard.Thanks
And to think half of you losers didn’t care. Funny how it all turns out.Time to go check out the archives
It was a good laugh.If every game was like this though, I'd stop watching football.
>0-0>semen slurping!>4-6>goal slop!What the fuck do you sissies even want? A 7-1 blowout?
>>156920546did you even watch itFrance certainly gave a shit second half, as did England throughout. And that was anything but low energy.
>>156921148Kek>>156919471>>156919781Truth bombs right here
>>156917875honestly i cant imagine the pressure of playing in a real knockout game of the wc, everyone on the pitch just seemed like some lads having a great fun game together. extremely kino.
>>156918362Spain never parked the bus
>>156922679It's not about the results it's about how the game is played.I guess you wouldn't get it.
>>156917699>More goals = better gameI believe if you are genuinely interested in football, you'll begin to appreciate the tactical side of it more and more. That said, goalfests and matches with an arc are obviously entertaining for everyone
>>156917875Your team started giving a fuck when they realised they were heading for an hugely embarrassing result on the world stage
>>156917699Was fun in the same way watching two drunks fighting is fun.
>>156921150>non-sequitur babble"People's final" has ended. Why are you still here? Pretty boy Jude is flying home, you have no reason to stay on /sp/
>>156917699I wanted to see who was the better team and I get this shit. I feel robbed
>>156917699Nobody gives a fuck about best cuck award matches.
>>156917699IT WAS A FRIENDLY MATCH. EVERYONE PLAYED HALFASSED
>>156923075.
>>156919351>nuancelmao, you mean players flopping and rolling on the ground like they've been shot, one shot on target in each half, cynical fouls galore, and endless VAR checks
>>156917699It was completely soulless actually. It was a B squad exhibition with no defending designed to get Saka a make a wish goal and Mbappe goals as a fuck you to Messi. If he wins the golden boot it wont be legitimate. Nothing about the game should count. It was an exhibition. No different than an all-star game
>>156923257>players flopping and rolling on the ground like they've been shot, one shot on target in each half, cynical fouls galoreI didn't particularly like England this tournament, nope
>>156923180We got that though? We know England got way too cocky with Argentina and if they locked in, they'd have done more decently against the competition. But they didn't, they were retarded, lost and at least now proved it was their own ego that defeated them. This was more of an apology match to me, to be honest.
>>156922607He's been shitting up the catalog and every thread since the match about how "amazing and fun" this watch was
>start as grumpy children>exorcise the seethe out of each other and leave with a bittersweet smileBest argument for 3rd place matchesGranted it could have been a 6-0 and it would have made things worse.
qualityslop, you only liked it because it was good
>>156919351>pass>pass>dive>meltdown>time wasting>pass>world famous player trying to score on his own and failing>half time>pass>pass>dive>time wasting>chimpout>0-0 after 1h30 + adsYeah I'd rather watch "low IQ footy".>using their brains to see excellence in passes, defenders and counter-attacks Got another one for us, Plato ?
>>156923460what the actual fuck does qualityslop even mean?that's a literal contradiction, are people just putting slop at the end of things and calling it a day now?
>>156917699>all the americans and england flags calling this a great gameLol of course it's the Americans with their typical ignorant retard opinions and the English trying to cope with their third place win calling this a great game.
>>156923555fairly sure it was a joke anon
Literally the equivalent of saying the nba all star game is the best when no one is trying and both teams score 200. You can like what you like but you also have car key jingling IQ
>>156924318goddamnit.
saw this on twitter
Poo
THREADMINDER: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN RIGGING IS NOT ALLOWEDPURE BEAUTIFUL GAME KINO
>>156923121One ticket away...
>>156925994>Nigger reacts to an anon making a point about tourists by posting war goreWhat provokes this behaviour? It's just a game of footie.
>>156917699Messi will score 3 goals tomorrow, win and get golden boot. The seethe will be on!!
>>156918014>i watch it for the defensive plays in the middle of the field
>>156920399>Looked like a friendly match for charity.But enough about all Argentina matches since 2022Especially the Algeria match where they weren’t even pressing Pissi, and Zidane’s son was pretending to be mad all while jumping the fucking wrong way on purpose to let Zionel score his fake hat-trick
>>156917699The only game not rigged for Isrintina
>>156918014>tf>tp
all i know is defending is for faggots and pussies
>>156919351it's the same shit on every matchday weekend, every CL game, every single leaguethe quality doesn't drop, there's just a higher volume of posts and you have the kind of brain that only focuses on the negative, so it seems worse to youpeople will still be posting the same nonsense long after the WC is over
>>156917699>decide to not watch the battle of kwabs on a saturday evening>10 goalswhat the fuck
>>156917875England seemed to care a little at least. Then France started caring once it dawned on them that losing by 4 or more goals would still be incredibly humiliating, even in a "meaningless" match.
>>156926115He didn't make any valid points >war goreOh boo hoo did I hurt your feelings?
>>156917699nah
>>156920736fixed
>>156924381>assumes the only good thing about the game was the high scoreJust say you didn't watch it.
>>156922782They did, but in the opponent's half
>It’s not pretentiousness, it’s that the game had no defense. You sound like someone who follows the goals but doesn’t understand the defensive part of the game. Defense is important. A game that ends 0-0 can be a nail biter and an exquisite show of sport. It all depends on how it happens
>>156919471Based. I never felt so relaxed watching an England game and it's because I didn't care about the result.
>>156926115Not le gore on my 4chinz!!!!
>>156917875>don't give a fuck>try as hard as humanly possible coming out of halftimeI'm an expert in liars who say they don't care, and your team cared about that 0-4 deficit.
>>156921177Lack of SOVLIUM
>>156926115>What provokes this behaviour?Butthurt Beltism
>>156924465acceptanceslop
Sovl is precisely the only thing this game lacks. Nobody gives any heart or soul into the game they just play it out like a charity match. Not even one hard tackle the whole game. I've seen pre season games more intense.
>>156920736>tf>tpYou don't deserve that 1954 win.
>>156926165A N U L O M U F ANULOMUFA
Thats what I want soccer to be. Pure attack attack attack. No slurping just energy and vibe.
>>156919351Let me guess, you jerk into your fedora while watching chess tournaments or something
>>156917699it wasn't fucking SOVL in 1994, I'll tell you hwat
how to fix footy: 5 players can only be in their defensive half, 5 players can only be in their offensive half
>>156925994what a disgusting retard you are
>>156925994most civilized polenigger
