Turbo magic editionNRL>GAME 1Gold Coast Titans v Manly Sea-Eagles2:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoCbus Super Stadium 2.44-1.56>Cbus Super Stadium will be the venue for a Sunday afternoon clash as the Titans host the Sea Eagles. The Titans fell just short in a tight 18-22 defeat to the Storm in Round 19, while, the Sea Eagles suffered a heartbreaking 18-19 golden-point defeat to the Cowboys. In their last NRL meeting, the Sea Eagles defeated the Titans 12-10 at 4 Pines Park. Overall, the Sea Eagles lead the head-to-head 17-13 since 2007 and have won 3 out of their last 5 H2H meetingsTitans 1-12 3.60Titans 13+ 5.90Sea-Eagles 1-12 2.95Sea-Eagles 13+ 2.80Titans +4.5 1.90 Sea-Eagles -4.5 1.90>GAME 2Redcliffe Dolphins v North Queensland Cowboys 4:05pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch 9Suncorp Stadium1.66-2.23>Suncorp Stadium will be the venue for a Sunday afternoon clash as the Dolphins host their northern rivals the Cowboys in a massive Queensland derby. The Dolphins suffered a humiliating 0-66 defeat to the Sharks in Round 19, while, the Cowboys secured a tight 19-18 golden-point victory over the Sea Eagles. For the Dolphins, a host of Origin stars return, with Hamiso Tabuai-Fidow back at fullback, Jack Bostock in the centres, Selwyn Cobbo on the wing, and Thomas Flegler starting at prop. Jake Averillo misses out with a rib injury. The Cowboys have been dealt a blow with Tom Mikaele and John Bateman ruled out, forcing Griffin Neame to start at prop, while co-captain Tom Dearden is named in the reserves. In their last NRL meeting, the Dolphins defeated the Cowboys 40-14 in Townsville. Overall, the Dolphins lead the derby head-to-head 5-2 since 2023Dolphins 1-12 3.10Dolphins 13+ 3.05Cowboys 1-12 3.45Cowboys 13+ 5.00Dolphins -3.5 1.89 Cowboys +3.5 1.91previous thread >>156881222
>>156921553NRLW >GAME 1Gold Coast Titans v Parramatta Eels11:50am AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9Cbus Super Stadium1.14-5.75>The Titans hold a 3-2 lead in their rivalry with the Eels after winning last years game Titans 1-12 3.10Titans 13+ 1.67Eels 1-12 6.25Eels 13+ 19.00Titans -15.5 1.90 Eels +15.5 1.90>GAME 2Brisbane Broncos v Wests Tigers1:45pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9Totally Workwear Stadium1.20-4.60>A big test for the Wests Tigers when they take on the Broncos in this clash between sides who have won their opening two games Broncos 1-12 3.00Broncos 13+ 1.82Tigers 1-12 5.40Tigers 13+ 14.00Broncos -12.5 1.90 Tigers +12.5 1.90>GAME 3Newcastle Knights v St George-Illawarra Dragons 6:15pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and 9GEMMcDonald Jones Stadium1.23-4.25>In round 2, the Knights only lost by two against the powerful Roosters side, while the Dragons defeated the Eels after a dominant first half Knights 1-12 2.75Knights 13+ 1.95Dragons 1-12 5.10Dragons 13+ 14.00Knights -11.5 1.83 Dragons +11.5 1.98
>>156921827>mfw no Chapgoddess pic
THE BET
>>156922398mine. couple close ones this week
>>156922504>quincy dudd
hello fellow peels
>>156922574*Dodd. She opened the Sharks account for the day, FYI.
>>156922644Based chippies enjoyer
>>156922710
>>156922969Alright alright, I’ll do the fucking dishes
1 bong and 5 bings till footy
Phoenix-Raine Hippi FTS
Never heard of him
>>156921553KEK fair play Threadduck - we shall see if this OP blesses or curses Turbo.
>>156923126I am gonna find you and kill you women will never count
>>156921553UP THE DUCKS
>>156922969Grafton R1 #7
>>156923778I like this one
TitansDolphinsYes I am a sex haver
>>156923556He’ll be blessed and get 200ish but I thank you for the inspiration >>156887774
>>15692358814 bings to go
>>156924178May the best peem win T
peels sisters...
>>156925044My eelies might win it all this year fr
>>156925106Based spoon enjoyer
>>156925376Madcunt Steven the irish-man told me they have a good time. Also told me he owns his own island. Dire eire he calls it. I’m just here for the ride.
I'm being silly and tipping pootans lads
nrHELL
>>156923778>warm upprefer post game socks iykwim haha
Indie Bostock looks good in Queensland colours
this ref is low-key cute
>>156923650>4thYou owe me $3
They listened to my post about women's bodies not having enough weight to cause their hipdrops to be dangerous
>>156926319
Stop passing to Indie and Lily's please
>>156926396>chopman
>>156926360El-el-el-EllieJa-ja-ja-JohnstonOh Ellie Johnston you're as sexy as hellYour super thick thighs they be ringin the bellCrispy and juicy now you’re havin a snackIt’s super spicyIt’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!
ow muh throat
are the titans the hottest nrlw squad? I think so
lot of manly fans in the ground already
LETS GO POOTANS
>>156922969unironically think this would knock me outand im not ashamed of that, theres nothing i can do about it
>>156927397The people's champ
>10 triesChapgoddess can’t get one, wtf
>>156922111we're a jetaya genny >>156888888
Who /titGODS/ here?
>>156927461How about a /pEELthosepantiesoff/ chad?
time for some nrlm
crazy how kini is just infinitely better than turbo
pootans bros...
lel
>>156927433>the royal weHMGMI
WE WANT 50
>5 mins>10-0160-0 looms
that was a strip, not a loose carry. manly punched the ball out. fozball only works when the ref has one eye
>>156927843The Fozddessy
COMEBACK
BREASTBACK
TITBACK
>the scoreboard reads 10-4 and you know what that meanshttps://youtu.be/Sd5ZLJWQmssI’m
MATTDAMONBACK
SouthGOD
>>156927902based viewers choice anon
SEAWORLDBACK
>>156927902You'd best not be talking about that traitorous little hussy.
Just had 3 bacon and egg muffins with avocado lads.
what’s up with all the Pooly fans on the Goldie?
TOOLIESBACK
RETIREESBACK
great tackle turbo
TIT GODS
Fuck yeah titans
>>156928035just post it on one of the nsfw boards and link it
My Polycule Primary Partners Jesse and Hannah Southwell
That's advantage taken. Get fucked ref.
At what age do you become a 'horny old man'?
turbo bros...
KEK I FUCKING TOLD YOU SATANIC BLACK DUCK MAGIC SHIT
>>156928066Jesse is only 21 you sicko
QUACKED.com
kek what a lil bitch
nothing forward about that pass
>>15692809940+
surely walsh can kick better than fogarty
Get titaned
Hey T can you start cursing other peems too?
>its the other hammy
manly on fraud watch
>>156928224careful m8 or you’ll get QUACKED too
Fraudly-Fraudingah Seafrauds
>>156928105>>156928107It was meant to be a joke and now I feel bad >>156928224It wasn’t meant to be a curse!
How can we beat the panthers then lose a couple games in a row? Is it normal for titgods to be bottom of the table?
Don't shy away from your power lad
Nice try Manly…. However
>>156928297Meme magic was on their side that night because of Tino's Dadza. Ordinarily they're not that great. Barely avoided the spoon last season.
pooly bros...
>>156928297They're always been consistently terrible, if anything since you've started cheering for them they've become weirdly good.
get ya Tits out lads
eat shit manly
>>156928339+ playing Pedriff reserves
MONEYLAUNDERINGBACK
>>156928339>>156928343Wtf irish you made root for the worst team?Atleast titans have soul and kimi
>>156928389>listening to irish
Honestly m8 there's honour in standing by your peem even if they suck. We have a few guys like that here.
Shan't be watching the shite-ans and shit eagles!I will be watching the phins and boyz tho
>>156928389he was telling some yank to support the eels yesterday
kek that was not a try
the halftime try
>>156928389That's what you get for listening to Irish. We warned you.
yeah, win or lose your team is your team. for me its the broncos.
>>156928464Titans are my second team. Love watching them when they're on.
>>156928412Kek saved>>156928446Yeah of course titans got aura
>>156928389You don’t choose your team, your team chose you. Currently destroying fozball with no survivors
NIGHTIE ARE YOU OKAY? NIGHTIE ARE YOU OKAY?
fozball more like fraudball
>>156928464well easy for you to say when you've just started a 11 game win streaktry being a dragons fan
>Slippy T in Fox League studio FMD another Pooster this is ridiculous
>>156928493fmd i'm going to have to trade either him or walsh in next week because T cursed Turbo
DearGOD absolutely mogging Kevie kek never realised how much of a midget he is
>>156928493He’s not a roosters junior
>>156928487At least you’re not a ped… oh wait
>>156928541did I say that?
>>156928543she could easily be 24
>>156928487My dad has been a St Merge supporter since the sixties, and yet he somehow still brings himself to watch them every week.
Tricking someone into supporting the titans is not cool
>>156928553Yeah you kinda did :^)
I think it's a bit fucking rood to dump Clifford after how good he's been for the Cows.
>>156928568Honestly if i knew nz had a team i would of chosen that but in the end i like titans already
If you support the Warriors and you’re not from actual Auckland you’re a cuck
>>156928568this reallybut mateo has decided now and if he was to change it would bring great shame upon his family
Tits are a kino peem and we all have a soft spot for them. They just suck more often than not.
>>156928583wait fucking Clifford’s out too? holy fuck you’ve really QUACKED me good T
>>156928583He's their worst player.
>>156928628Benched. But you both have him.
>>156928578No I didn’t at all. You are a deceitful & unreliable poster.
>>156928633Shit with the boot last week but he's been pretty good for the most part.
>>156928650I’ll quote you cunt
>>156928604>>156928619I respect staying with your decision, but it's ok to add a backup team or twoJust not Panthers, Roosters or Storm
>>156928662Nah I'm just gammon lad. He's aight.
>>156928669wahs + titans would be a kino combo
Dont be mean to irish
I'd gloat about tipping titGODS but I also tipped poogers yesterday so it kinda evens out.
>>156928690It's a VPN lad. He's not even Irish. He's Serbian.
>>156928618you think christchurchians and wellingtonians are going to support an aussie team? lel
>>156928665>cunt You’re not even the real Irish. Untrustworthy troll.
>>156928568They've got the Argie colours to be fair
>>156928618I support Canberra and I'm not even from the ACT. Who actually gives a fuck where you're from, as long as you support the team.
>>156928733I don’t know m8 Pooly seemed to be waving the white flag today.
>>156928557You should stay at least 500m away from schools and playgrounds
>nnnoooo you have to support a good team.CRINGE. I supported the Panthers, but in 2024 I started supporting the Dragons. To be complacent is to stagnate. To stagnate is to be a failed, dead man walking. Growth defines a man. Chaos is a ladder.
ease up turbo
missed the first half. seagulls shit or TitGODS elite?
>>156928733I guess, sharks are closer though
>>156928780A little from A, a little from B. Turbo also died from a curse.
>>156928780bit of both
>>156928773You can't change teams. You can have a second team to support though.
>its going to be a Dragons v Broncos spoonbowlkino
in all seriousness, at this point you have to cut turbo's contract in halfgetting paid far too much money for what his body is capable of
dont write off the peels just yet
>>156928802I've withdrawn my support for the panthers too since it's become obvious they're juiced to the tits
great tackle Harmony
>>156928835True titgods must remain humble
>>156928826Reckon penrith could get a full season out of him
>>156928841imo sharks look more juiced than the panthers with their style of play.
Rational Tugby Sneegue
corr wouldnt mind playing winger with Kerri Johnson's johnson
>>156928841I do agree that they're on mad amounts of gear.
fuck I wish kobe was still at the broncos
Rip elbow
lmao manly is so fraudulent
I don't really have a second peem per se but if I had to bandwagon someone other than my peem i think it would be either the Warriors or Dolphins.
>>156928857wouldn't mind giving a particular shark my juice iykwim haha
KEK imagine giving a bloke whose never had any serious coaching experience before a 3yr extension just because he’s mates with the players
>>156928882he should’ve never got in that helicopter
I love how players whinge and moan when they lose the ball. Like, cunt, not everything is a strip.
Poorly were playing better without Turbo anyway. They'll probably go back to being elite now that he's out.
SAVE US REF
refball
gee trying to save manly here
six again, six again, try is the shit ref special.
PRIVATESCHOOLCOCAINEPARTIESBACK
Good penalty
who was the bloke that got bullied by Gutho at school again?
sharks do that every week. good to see it penalized some where
Nice
That gap was wider than your Mum
>>156929044Jai Arrow
>>156929055And it was penetrated like...
Lovely soft hands on the final pass too
do NOT show richo those titans customers
Why do people make such a big deal about picking up dog poo on walks these days? When I was a kid you just left it. It's just compost? I find the whole act performative >I'm picking up this dog poo because I am a good member of my community >Noooo you can't just leave that organic debris on the ground think of the social fabric nooo!
>>156929056fuck up freshie I’m talking about one of the old /nrl/ uncs who went to school with Gutho
>>156929097this but streetshitting
that should've been a penalty to be honest
>>156929101Kyle Flanagan
>ai slopcringe
>>156929097They’re being good citizens. And by good citizens I mean they’re doing free labor for the busy bodies who vociferously complain to local governments. So be a good citizen, won’t you? Scrape the poo for a bored geezer, will you?
HOLY FUCK HOW DID YOU FUCK THAT UP
kekkini
>>156928920Based
NOOOO KINI WTf
>apologies for the language
HOLY RIGGINI
>try confirmed
why try to knock it out when you can just ground it???
Holy mother of all refballs
now that's blatant corruption
>>156929097No one likes stepping in dog poo
HOLY FUCKING REFBALLA
Kek manly just keep losing the ball like its nlrw
>>156929097When I was a kid we had a big dog and I used to walk it late at night, usually after 10pm so there weren’t many people around. The dog would always take a shit somewhere on the walk, always on some cunts front lawn, and I never picked it up not even once. The lack of dogshit around the place correlates with the reduction of insect species; it’s better for the environment to leave it where it was laid down
3 down, 1 to go. Try to Sami please, I will spend the $660 on noble things and will try to not curse any other players. Please and thank you footy gods
>>156929192People who let their dogs shit on paths should be named and shamed and have their dogs taken off them
Whatever happened to the white dog shit you'd always see?
we need graham analsley back in charge of the refs
>>156929235
>>156929235he went off with a hammy injury in the first half m8
inb4 bin
Just let dogs shit bro unless its a city, a concrete hell, if its kinda a natural enviroment let them shit
>>156929235Apparently it was some kind of filler they used to put in dog food that made it go like that
he never lands on his ankle. that's such fucking bullshit
THAT WERE DIABOLICAL
>>156929238
BIN INCOMING
Sinbin? For what?, the other guy is a bitch
>>156929258audible kek
feels like this is not the first time koula stayed down to get a player binned
Bin him
Now sin bin that fucker otherwise its fucking rigged as shit
they'll be no sin bin for womanly and womanly play the ball :^)
Adam Gee whiz I need to ruin this game
>klein in the bunkerthat explains the bin. Mr Half-A-Million in gambling debts
kek KEK
>>156929265This. Pretty much ground bone that they don’t put in anymore
10 point penalty try
Haha get fucked
should be binned for that haircut alone
when the FUCK are we getting Ennis and SJ on comms together again
Fuck you manly fags Eat that try
Touch footy try
put fucking 50 on them. manly deserve to be buried
>>156929235Dietary nutrition for dog food has improved heaps. That's why you don't see it anymore.
>>156929265>>156929328based dog food knowers
>>156929359you're the expert on touching other men
>>156929369LMAO GOTTEM
>>156929362kek what a bunch of quack bullshit
>those argie kids dancing Titans barras strong
/nrl/ looking international
9 minutes to go in 2nd half webm bro if you please
This just wasnt kini's night
feeing a bit peckish lads gonna chuck some oven baked chips on
>>156929408sorry lad, im doing things on my pcmaybe other webm lad will pick it up
Hahahahahhaha fuck him
Fluffed it
WHOMP WHOMP
Haulashitshartpoo
>go to olakauatu
hahaha ennis not even hiding it
AHHH MANLY
refbaallllll
SEALS THE DEAL
Bit more of a knock on than a forward pass but whatever
Adam Gee whiz I’m a sad cunt
fucking ref
>>156929388No, it's actually true dickhead.
he was in ya blind cunt
to be fair its the touchie called it forward
>>156928557>he didn’t deny it
Not a chance in hell kini is on nofap he problably relapsed pre game or yesterday, bad performance todayGoodnight bros good game
There goes your season shitly fraudeagles
>>156929556well done to your titans
>Fucks Air NZ>Fucks the seagullsWhat CAN'T the Foran's do?
>>156929578Yeah
>>156929567Foz is a mad cunt fuck off prick wanker. Good win from the titans though.
Maybe Foz simply prefers Pootans over Pooly
phins are hard to beat at home lads
Get ready Cowkeks
wtf the Phins have a legion of women fans
>>156929634I would simply wait for them on land and then club them to death.
>>156929634mainly because they don’t have one
simply need a humble 300 points from jake clifford (uncaptained) if im going to win SC this week
>>156929624Scenes
>>156929624bluds wearing his own brand of shirt
>>156929624based winning coach
>>156929650https://youtu.be/rnohhGCNLJs
>>156929592Dont be like that manly is playing wildly inconsistent shitty football this season they don't deserve to make the 8 in the slightest
>fuckwitta refoh noooo
>>156929647herbie brings the babes
>>156929592>Foz is a mad cunt
*ooooozes potential*
1/2
2/2
dolphins won't go far without katoa
its over
DearGOD
poophins bros...
Nice bit of draw on that kick
>cobbo at centrehmm. not sure about that.
*rolls dice on cobbo**comes up cobshit today*
blobbo
*phins down*
Love Queensland footy but. So much flair
>tipped poophins
How good is Dearden
YEEEEEEEHAW
amalgamate the brisbane peems already. The Broncphins, if you will.
phins don't give a shit today last week mindbroke them
they’re Phinnished
DRAG THE CUNT OFF THE FIELD
>>156929948You need to put the good peem name first, otherwise you just get another St George - Illawarra
phins attack just isn't there
>>156929890is he injured or something? why would you put some bench player on the wing when you've got cobbo
>>156929986Redbane Dolcos
Cowboys will make the 8 and people will talk about them as a dark horse in the finals
>>156930022bostock is still out with a concussion from origin
tackle looks fine
>>156930030bit racist m8
NICE
PHINBACK
No Isaako Bostock combo but can still scrounge something up
>two queensland teams>dead threadThey really did kill all themselves after losing to Lozza’s blues, huh?
was making noodles and gaming with some friends but am here now friend :)
>>156927808We as in the people of this thread.
HERBIE FULLY LOADED
HIS NAME IS HERBIE?!?!?!?
Love the interstellar music in the background
>>156930207kino
FUCKING CAMERAMAN DIDN'T PAN DOWN ONE JOB IF THIS WAS A IMAX IT SHOWS HIM SCORING
HE’S CUTE GIVE HIM A TRY
B U L L S H I T
>have you got him shortTotal Fuckwitta death
>(((nothing clear and obvious)))
>>156930219The bunker have their own feed. What we see on tv isn’t necessarily all the angles the bunker is looking at, we must trust the bunker the bunker knows best
THAT WAS A FUCKING TRY
Can't they get more angles? So frustrating
COWARDLY INCOMPETENT FUCKWITS
>>156930146It's remarkable Big Marn is still alive with how big he is.
I'm on more cameras when I take a piss in the backyard than they have on this footy field!
FALLEEEESEEE KKAAHHHHFOOOOOOSSSIIEEEEEEESPLASHBACK
LETS GO
based make it rain emote
DON'T TAKE THAT AWAY FUCK OFF
>>156928389>>156928412>>156928459So glad to be a neutral who just wants to watch good footy.>>156929333Bring back the 4 point conversion.
PHINS NOT QUITE UP
Whew phinnies are back it seems
got to love an all queensland game
why are so many former poosters in the media
Sunday night so you know what time it isegg sandwich!
Why does Teddy have Turbo's shoes?
>>156930337The insidious tentacles of the subversive (((chookish))) globalists are everywhere
Not bad for a $1 bet lol
>>156930338oh shit eggboy wazzup
>>156930356ohhhh yeahhh I always forget about that
>>156930390what’s for dinner m8?
>>156930423eggs m8 can't you read?
>>156930423Going out for dinner with the missus. It'll pay for half the dinner at least.
GET YOUR FUCKING PHINS OUT OF THE WATER GODDAMMIT
>>156930429Yes I can which is why I didn’t ask you >>156930447and they say Chivalry is dead!
>>156930514She was stoked lol.
RUN AT EM DON'T YOU DARE
the molester
Cowwies are so much better with Clifford at 6
yeah its a try but don't kill isucko
Isaako seems like he's killing himself each try
pooboys bros...
cunt has a boot on him thats for sure
probably the best goal kicker of his generationshame no one rates that
PHINS UP>PHINS UPPHINS UP>PHINS UP
cowwies no!
pooboys i don't feel so good
thats a try (no try) to the bunker
Yeah that's a try phins up cunt
kek
cowboys fans will be seething over that being awarded
COWBUCKS ARE YOU OKAY? COWBUCKS ARE YOU OKAY?
into the harbour the cowboy did slip and fallnow raped by dolphins
They splashed and spun with clever grace,A mischievous grin on every face.The cowboys stumbled, hats flew high,As dolphins sent them tumbling by.
Thought I (c)’d isako (c)’d Herbie :(
>lands in the middle of the line kek it’s gone back but it’s obvious this cunt in the bunker has no idea how angles work
or he's explaining it so nrl customers can understand
nrl customers are learned & scholarly gentleman m8 they don’t need to be humoured.
SO CLOSE
bro could have just gunned it instead of kicking
BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
we'll waste our challenge thanks
the ol' teddy slip trick
Plath looks like a juvenile of the Flegler/Neame species.
that was stripped in the act of scoring a try right
who the fuck is screeching
KEK saves the try then gives one away
I knew this would be a good game
JOHNNY RAPER THE CHESTER
MY PHINNNIIIIIEEEEESSS
YEAHPHINS UP CUNTHAVE SOME OF THAT COWSHITS
tfw no asian phins up gf
Broncos wanted Manly and Cows to lose today
DOLPGODS DOLPGODS DOLPGODS DOLPGODS DOLPGODS MAKING A BIG SPLASH AT HOME
Cowboys don't deserve to play finals footy
FinWAHS
8/8 family
Boys don't forget the main event at 6:15
>>156929408loaded it up to get it for ya but it goes from 9:08 to 4:52 so I don't want to know what you wanted webm'd but its gone m8
>>156931105whats that?
thanks phins. bronx will finish the job on the cowboys next week.
>>156931105Was almost going to go but it’s such a dogshit time slot
>>156931218Dames vs Dragonettes
Well, that’s the end of the footy for the day. See you lads next week
>>156930235Someone was confused that the ref/bunker said they were talking about another game yesterday. I think it was China Polata being pulled for a HIA same time as a NRLM player.
forward
NRLW GF TO BRAPSLODE IN MY MOUTH
BIFFGET REH REH'D BITCH
>>156931876*Kostered sorrymany such cases
Thugikala
Fuarkk her arse looks softer than Treboyabitches hamstrings
A dark week for rugby league
>nrlw comes on >thread diesmany such cases
Don't ever forget that Argentina used to be 85% white.Ignore the resentful brown people who want to make others believe that we're brown like them so they can feel better about themselves.w, w, w, ., a, m, r, e, n, ., c, o, m, /, f, e, a, t, u, r, e, s, /, 2, 0, 1, 7, /, 0, 4, /, a, r, g, e, n, t, i, n, a, -, a, -, m, i, r, r, o, r, -, o, f, -, y, o, u, r, -, f, u, t, u, r, e, -, b, u, e, n, o, s, -, a, i, r, e, s, -, l, a, t, i, n, -, a, m, e, r, i, c, a, /'
Grim
>>156934194Cause all the guys on here turn the comp off and watch the game, then imagine the women are fingering themselves.... at least thats what i do.top 3 women i fantasize about them fingering themselves 1) Emma barnes2) Jocellyn Kelleher3) Jamie Chapman.
>>156935186I fanticise about Elsie Albert fingering herself.
>>156935186Emma Barnes looks like an elf
