Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 15Champagnole - Plateau de Solaison183.9kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/startlistGC after stage 14:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/stage-14-gcRoadbook:https://www.xoo-cycling.ch/download/roadbooks/roadbook_tour-de-france_2026.pdfLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/en/https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/stage-15/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / ARD1 / RTBF / VRT / DKTV2 / RTVE / Rai / NOS / EITB / RTP / RTV Slo / SRG-SSR13:00 CETPrevious thread:>>156896550
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Baloise Ladies Tour (2.1)Stage 4 (Final)Mechelen - Mechelen111.4kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/bene-ladies-tour/2026/startlistGC after stage 3:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/bene-ladies-tour/2026/stage-3b-gcRoadbook:https://www.baloiseladiestour.com/storage/files/file/212.pdf?t=1782558162Live stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/bene-ladies-tour/2026/stage-4/liveStreams:https://cycling.pickx.be/nl/https://cyclingtiz.live/Proximus 15:00 CET
La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine (1.1) WE also today, but it's not clear if there will be stream
i genuinely thought pogi had a weak moment on col du haag, sitting in vingegaard's wheel, looking all pale and hollow-eyed. you can imagine my relief when he attacked and it turned out he was quite okay!
>>156930574>Tadej Pogacar: "I knew that Isaac is maybe not at 100% so I waited for the last 2 km. I didn't know the gaps in the last 5 km."
>>156930574Meanwhile Jonas went full purple lipped yesterday doing that pace only to get beaten on the line
>>156930145contrary to popular believe Vlad van Mechelen isn't from Mechelen.
>>156930772>>156930787both true, but of course i didn't know it at the time. anyway, i worried for nothing. but still sickness or injuries can occur. just think of last year, when he definitely had trouble. so far so good!
Anything in this stage that lets us expect a different outcome than yesterday? Maybe the steeper climb and the end will slightly favor Jonas and Lipo over Remco. Not sure how Seixas handles those, and Pogi will easily win again if he wants to I suppose. However Lipo didn't look good yesterday, I don't expect much more from him this tour. Also not sure what to expect from Ayuso and del Toro today. Wouldn't be surprised if Remco loses 3rd place today, gets it back in the time trial (maybe even 2nd, depending how big the gap is until then), and then tries to defend podium in the alps. Might even be successful, mostly due to lack of challengers.
>>156930790>Annemiek van Vleuten is actually from Vleutennow that was an honest rider
Stages where time gap between Pogacar and Vingegaard changed starred are TTs, bonis in parenthesis:2026:1*P +0:122 V +0:00 (+0:06)3 V +0:02 (+0:04)6 V +2:38 (+0:04)10 V +0:44 (+0:10)14 V +0:44 (+0:10)2025:2 V +0:00 (+0:02)4 V +0:00 (+0:04)5*V +1:057 V +0:00 (+0:04)12 V +2:10 (+0:04)13*V +0:3614 V +0:04 (+0:02)16 V +0:0218 V +0:09 (+0:02)19 P +0:00 (+0:02)
good stage today rampas and a BIG finish climbbut I won't be around, the hurling takes priority
Good morning, the Tour is over. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I can't believe that this is last day of WC and we are already in 3rd week of the Tour. Time feels really accelerated to me
>Visma has clearly indicated that this is one of the days Jonas Vingegaard has been looking for. Today, they even announced that they will go for the stage win. We can therefore expect it to be one of the days where Visma will put pressure on throughout the day, and it is also one of Vingegaard's best chances to shake Pogacar – and then even on a mountain where he has previously won. The task looks close to impossible, but today's statements indicate that Visma has not given up, and we can therefore count on them to give it a shot and that we will get a Vingegaard attack on Pogacar in the same way as we got it today.Is it week 3 yet?
>>156931534going for stage wins now
>>156931510
Pogi bullied them out of the Tour de France
>>156932052
>>156932052>watching nolan moviesNot surprised
>>156932052grim but neckbeard nerd culture fits this loser tbf
Today is 19th of July, exactly three years since that infamous 'I'm dead, I'm gone" moment. Also it was the last time Vingegaard has managed to gap Pogacar on a road stage.
>>156932777And then he said: "enough"
>>156929973>11.3km at 9%?>I fuckin got this
>>156932052Probably Patrick's idea, because their podcast viewership is going down
>>156929973only good part of the stage will be the first 22km
>Jonas and Pog both woken up for a 2:00 AM piss testFrogs trying to rig it for Sexiass?
Pog and Jonas solo from km0
>>156931510Yesterday I met my wife and today we've been together for 13 years. I'm missing 13 years somehow
>>156933421Obviously
huge day for cycling
>>156931510Time goes by faster as you get older Your max neuroplasticity is at 10 years old. Imagine how daunting a 1 hour class used to be as a lad. Eternal.
>>156933421sauce?
Kek the fish was woken up at 02:00 for dopage testing
today’s dinner will be spitroasted fish
>>156933592>>156931510The brain wants everything as predictable and routineous as possible. This preserves energy. The more life experience you have, the more you're living in automation mode. When you're young everything is a discovery and everything is new, this leaves strong memories. While you get older these get more rare. So for your consciousness it's actually like you lived less life in your older years than your young years.Most people are not very aware of this but the smarter people are the more they can reflect back and put themselves in 3rd person to look at their life. Then this realization hits and can cause nostalgia but also melancholia when there's the feeling of time running out.
>>156933421to correct this estonian niggaJonas was woken at 02:00 for doping test and fell asleep again after 40 minutes according to TV2 but he still kinda annoyed by itPogi was woken at 05:00 and could not sleep again according to Le Parisian
>>156933421Damn they really want Paris podium and weekend stage win for Sxs, so today will be kino possibly >>156933592You are 100% right but I guess it has to do with smartphones as well, they weren't a thing in 00s
>>156933673I was woken up at 7 because I had to pee. Then I slept again til 10, but it took me at last 15 mins to fall asleep again.And I do NOT get paid for it
>>156933242remember how smug you cunts were in 2024
>>1569337082022 and 2023 correctin 2024 not so much
according to data posted by the teams Pogi only had 4 hours of sleep
Absurd to wake someone at night for a test
>>156933421>>156933629>harrassing a broken mana man can only take so much humiliation
>>156933809It's Pogover
>>156933809he just said that in an interview on tv2
>not waking Seixas>not waking Remco>not waking Lipo>not waking Del Toroatleast wake up everyone if you gotta do a late night dopage test
Ving was woken up at 2amPog was woken up at 5am
>>156933879PPATTT
If I get less than 6 hours of sleep I can't even function the next day and I can't do my job (my job being sitting quietly in front of a computer and answering emails and not riding up mountains for 6 hours)
>>156933875Lipo was tested after yesterday's stage
>>156933933okay unc
>they nerfed Pog and Jonas for the HC
>>156933950in the middle of the night also?
>>156933857That's impossible because he was just saying it on an interview on eurosport
Pogacar with 4 hours of sleep after a tough day, if there ever was a time for him to get dropped it would be today. Unless he's going to be woken up at 5 every day from now on.
>>156933950Apparently pog is tested every day after the stage because he's wearing the yellow jersey. That's next to all the media and podium obligations. And then they still wake him up at night as well.He might either want to chill today or go thermonuclear
ASO called UCI to do a dopage test for Pogi and Jonas in the middle of the night so Seixas wins the stage
I rarely sleep more than 5 or 6 hours a night I don't feel like it really hinders me too much. I just can't really catch sleep before 1am, often 2-3am. I think I sort of recover during the day somehow because I always feel better in the evening than the morning
>>156934025
>>156934004They got angry that France lost yesterday and tried to riggmaxx in order for Sxs to win so they can forget about the footie loss
Girmay not winning but collecting a lot of points this is pre race
>>156934032I also sleep 5h per night. Then on some day I get 7 and I feel like a god
Wtf was Girmay doing?
Jappe coming closer 5 points a day31 points difference, 6 days to gocould get interesting
Both leadout guys doing a random solo burst lol
>>156933809Sabotage
>>156934101What happens if you get 7 hours every night?
>>156934032>>156934101It's been scientifically proven that you need between 7 and 9 hours of sleep, depending on age. People who claim they don't need much sleep may feel that way but it's usually habituation but it's still bad for them. You really need your hours.Personally I always sleep about 7,5 hours while my wife sleeps 9+
>"I slept four hours last night. I always go to bed late, so 5 am was early for me too. I had a long morning: I couldn't sleep anymore, so I listened to old Eminem songs and made coffees with too much caffeine," he said before the stage.>"I have checks by the Yellow Jersey every day. After all the media obligations, I go to the check, and sometimes they also come 'randomly' in the morning. I feel sorry for the controllers. It is not their fault. They are just doing their job."Meanwhile Vingegaard and Jorgenson complained publicly
15k bikes falling apart after 20km...
>>156934032Same but if I train heavier it really fucks me
What's the point of doping tests when they can't identify whatever Pogacar is on?
8.5 hours is the optimal sweet spot for me, too often i only get 7.5 because i suck at going to bed. anything less than 7 and i genuinely feel debuffed the rest of the day
>>156934205German commentator said Memco is also seething about itI guess he's really afraid of it happening to him
>>156934239You never know, maybe today is the day they decide to try EPO for old times' sake.
Manifesting total Remco death today
>>156934000>have to smell Vinge's farts>have to babysit Del Toro>have to smile for the fans>get woken up by WADA in the middle of your well deserved sleepPog life is hard life
Comfy little town. Would drink a coffee there.
>>156934239Stuff that can only be detected within a short window of time
>>156934305They obviously use stuff that can't be detected at all
>>156934239What is he on? He's on his bike busting his ass 6 hours a day, what are you on?
>>156934239If they stopped doing tests everyone would start EPO again
>>156933879Rigitini
Merlin dropping
>"If my power meter is correct when he was pulling he did an amazing performance on the front," Pogačar said in his post-stage press conference. "But I think honestly he is missing a little bit compared to the last few Tours.">"In the bigger mountains maybe he'll get this extra boost and he'll drop me there, you never know. But here I think he is missing a little bit, a bit of grinta."Kek
>>156934432Axelgaard said the same thing in his analysis of stage 14.
>>156934239Tests and the biological passport limit how much can be done to improve performance. A good example for that was Stefan Denifl: we know from court documents the exact day he had a blood transfusion during the Giro and we know they made sure to stay within the limits of the biological passport (which is harder now since riders get much less data). His highest finish in the stages afterwards was 23rd. What they can do is not going to turn an average rider into a winner.
>Seixseven motopacing
>>156934205Vingegaard has been enticing wada, practically begging them to pay him a visit the way he's been bragging about how great his legs are this tdf
>>156934216someday they will all see the light...
I FEEL SUPER GOOD
>implying a frenchie would ever say it felt bad
>>156934679Seixass win today?
>>156934738
>>156934679Today he will begin the assault for the podium.If he attacks, will Jonas close him down or let him go?
Sex with brown women
>>156934818What does the TDF contract say. It probably says you are agreeing to testing during that period.Kinda like online TOS's where you don't really have a choice
>>156934818My guess is they expressly agreed, because how could they not?
>>156933809GET HYPETHE ADERLAD BREAKS TODAY
>>156934818I don't see a timezone. Do you see a timezone? Open the door vingegaard
>Vingegaard's teammate Matteo Jorgenson is so angry that he is not adhering to his team's media protocol. “I was asked to keep my opinion on this to myself. But this is a complete lack of respect for the riders,” the American told Het Laatste Nieuws. “We are focusing heavily on recovery. That is hugely important, especially between two of the toughest mountain stages in this Tour. And then you get woken up at 2:00 a.m. That makes me truly furious.”>The Belgian newspaper also spoke with Florian Vermeersch, Pogacar's helper. “Tadej handled it well, but I find it almost inhuman and insane. As far as I know, it is also the first time he has been woken up so early for this. People will say that we are complaining and whining. But it is ridiculous. I think Tadej only slept five hours. Is he extra motivated? Who knows. Maybe it gives him energy.”
>>156935039uci may as well punch him in the kidneyi hear that's effective
Behead those who insult the camera motos
>>156935039>Maybe it gives him energy.”He got extra injections. Test him again. Test him mid stage. Pull him off his bike, stop the peloton (but let Seixas through accidentally) and test him right now
>>156935039Seems like the Vismoids are hiding more than UAE
Could the Johnnessen twins switch numbers according to who feels better that day, and thus get higher in the GC?
>>156935114Kek
>>156935039>I find it almost inhuman and insane.I guess inhuman and insane measures are needed for an inhuman and insane rider (Pog).
>>156935141Yes this is a tried and true tactic perfected by the Yates bros in Orica
>>156934818To clarify, appearantly the doping checks were executed by the French anti doping agency, so they aren't bound by any of these UCI rules outside of that particular window
>>156935216The chuds at AFLD are all like Antoine Vayer
>>156935039>someone knocks down his door at 2am demanding his piss>doesn't get shotsome american he is
Fatnik broke another sl9 (SWORKS 16k)
>>156935039Obvious Visma are still doping more than UAE, I'm proven correct again.
>>156935396Or UAE have better dope that is less detectable
>>156935429Nah, I'm right.
>>156935429What if uae just feeds them oil. It's very good fuel after all
>Alexandre Vinokourov's son now rides in the TdFfugg, i am old
>Jorj
>>156935039they wouldn't dare knocking grug's door at 2am.
>>156935598UAE's food sponsor ENERVIT just launched a new lactate type food which they have been testing for 2 years. Its pretty obvious they are all using shit thats in a massive grey zone. Not illegal because not on a list, but highly unusual amongst normal people
Pidcock...
>>156935216kek until Seixas wins might aswell start arresting GC leaders and let them sleep in a cell
>>156935216just the french being cunts then. what else is new?
Guillaume Martin is gonna find vintage legs and finally get a win for the good guys.
Pidcock keeps ruining the chances of a breakaway win.Why is nobody just punching him off his bike
>>156935933That's only needed if they want him to win this year as well. For the future, just do this to Pog every night and with his improvement he'll probably win in 2027 already.
>>156936217That would be a yellow card and 500 Swizz rubels fines
TNT sports what a shitty ad infested faggot channelpeople actually pay for this?
Break already got 3 minutes - will Pogi let them go?
>>156936386it's 2 minutes but why not, Yates could win this. it's the other teams that are going to keep it close because of Pidcock
>>156936386Yes, but some meme team is gonna protect their 8th place
Nicolau, Balderstone, Berwick, Oldani, Otruba, Parra are riding this very TdF
>>156936386two minutes isn’t meaningfull he’s fucking chances of rouleurs
Lmao I'm hearing Lipo for the first time on Eurosport and he has quite the lisp, sounds kinda retarded.
>>156936765lol I was just about to write the exact same post, he real sounds quite a bit ...special
>>156936386Pisscock in the break, Remco & Sexass can't let him go or he'll jump onto podium.
le breakaway man
>>156936979Lotto best contribution to the tour besides the torturing of De Lie
Can't they just tell Pidcock to fuck off
>>156936765he has a very high pitched voice he sounds kind tho
why are steal-a-bike pulling in the peloton?Can we get atleast one stage where UAE actually have to work!
>>156937162if they dont try today they might aswell DNF the entire teamPogi only slept 4 hours, ASO and UCI actually tried to riggi it
>>156937162pissma fell for the long road to Paris meme
>>1569371622bh I don't get why they're pulling, they have 2 guys in the break
>>156937162Preparing Jonas attack
>>156937074Can't they just kick him off his bike or slash his tires?Just let some disposable domestique do it. Genuinely what is the defense against this? Assuming the ASO can't prove the team told him to do it
the only thing that can save this summer is if Spain wins tonight
France without French is really pretty
>>156937237Are Armirai and Campenarts good enough climbers for HC climb?
>>156936765He sounds as dense as Zimmermann
>>156937237they want them to survive the next climb which is rampas
>>156936633What chemicals had been released in this poor river ?
>>156937247But Crampy and Armirail can just wait at the top. They dont need to be close
rampas?
vingegaard climb today
>>156937367Most likely quarry waste
Business idea: people performatively running next to the riders should be shot on the spot
>>156937596They should be forced to climb at the pace of Mads Pedersen. If they cant, they will be shot.
>>156937351Why do we only have brainlet riders?
>>156937596The moto gendarmie rides into them to make it stop but it seems not enough
based Simmons, proper lad
>>156937737He's a literal nazi
>>156937074>>156937264>le english man badThe most exciting rider in this entire tour. Has the bollocks to actually fight for top 10 instead of follow wheels. UnoX boys are doing a good job too.
>>156937559Fishies get their dose of essential minerals !
>>156937784so?
>>156937784He already said he was based
This kills the peloton lol
wish my back weren't fucked so I could go enjoy a climb like these lads are
>>156937795What about the concerning allegation of him having "cock" in his name? He is not gonna beat that anytime soon I fear
Simmons pas normale
i'm starting to vismabelieve a bit. this is like the good days, strangle the peloton and then launch your climber
>>156937690They do their best.
rare rampas climbs in France and they found two for the day
UAE will not allow a Lidl rider to gain time, Team classification situation for UAE would worsen.
USA USA USA
>>156937795I wasn't hating on Pidcock, I was asking about why teams hypothetically can't just sacrifice a domestique to take a rival out, by violence or crash or other ways.
the return of muricans?
>>156937927seems like they stopped caring about such bullshit
shoot that spectator that just did 6 7
kino
the first based american since Hincapie
>>156937502
>>156937932Pretty sure that is illegal.
is daddy simmons ahead on the road?
Waar is Wout?
good on Visma for not giving upotherwise this TDF would have been ALOT more boring
>>156937985Love this critter
>>156937989How will they prove the team made him do it? Just say the domestique did it of his own volition
>>156937984>US Postal>basedShame on you anon
The return of the Ulle war sauber sign?
ULLE WAR SAUBER SIGN SPOTTED
Doesnt care about the stage or GC standing, just wants to be the first on this mountain for no reason at all. You love to see it.
requesting that .webm of simmons high fiving the guy waving an american flag a few stages ago, should have saved it back then
insane amount of spectatorsvery based
>>156938081that his dad
>>156938046he indeed was
>>156938081There was another one 10 min ago
Can the break make it?
>>156938114baseret
>>156938106Really? Didn't know that. Thanks
Fuck Pidcuck
>climber jersey 7 minutes behindkek
>>156938106that's awesome
>>156938033HTC era, and just because he was friendly and down to earth. Got his autograph.
i love when the riders take off their sunglasses
>>156938106Kino
Pogi looks a bit tired
Why did I say yes to go to the movies at 7 and miss out on some real kino ;_;
>>156938181understandle after only 4 hours of sleepsomeone should give him a white monster
Remco looks dead inside
Subatomique pace by Piganzoli
>>156938157>Got his autograph.Still cool, indeed.
>>156938165I wish they could take off their helmets on the climbs
>>156938181having someone kick your door down at 2am demanding your piss will do that to anyone
>wears the KOM jersey>gets dropped on the second climb
>>156938197He just has to finish ahead of lipowitz and today's stage is a success
>>156938212I piss at 2am most nights, so does not seem so bad
>>156938207This. Miss the days when no one cared about helmets.
So what was the Visma plan? Surely it was not just to cuck Pidcock
>>156938264Do you have someone watching you do it?
Visma is a cuck team
>mauro sneed
Why is Simmons completely unable to pick up a bottle?
>Gr. Maillot Jeune slugging in the backWhat is this gay shit?! Every time I tune in, this feller is way back! How can he be #1 if he's in the back all the time?!
>>156938592Hurt his hand from all the high fives
>>156938354The entire history of England is a cuck nation, either letting invaders in to fuck their wives or finding new places to find imports from who can fuck their wives But I can't blame you, I wouldn't want to fuck an English woman either
>>156930145Veenhoven wins again
>>156938307vingegaard thinks he can win the stage
>the Scottish commentator saying Vingegaard should have attacked on the Cat 1 climb
>>156938777
>>156938791the absolute state of scottish cycling
>>156938680Netherlands surrendered 4 days after the nazi invasion. That's pretty cucky in my book. Anglo daddy saved your balls.
>>156938680>defending visma
>>156938817top 10
>>156938791They are not wrong, why else would you have helpers out in front.
Kwabecky couldn't even win best Belgian rider
>>156938791ynr Contador attacking at the first climb after 10km
>>156938942Cute name <3
ALLEZ OPI OMI
i still miss him
choo-chooo visma train to another Pogacar stage win
Visma riding to win
>>156938942>4 bunch sprints>2 TTsnice stage race you have there
>onleyscottish>gwelsh>vroomiesouth africa>wiggobelgian>cavmanx
>>156938991he only had three hours sleep
why no black riders? This is extremely problematic
>>156938972*crashes*
poor pogi being forced by lab rats to win another stage
>>156938942fleur moors is a good young rider and kopecky just came back from her honeymoon
when Jonas fails to drop Pogi again will they finally give up
VINGEGAARD DEL TORO CHUTE
IT'S JONASOVER
RIP Jonas thats a collarbone
o shit
COLLECTED
grim
>>156939051Kopecky also got the Merckx debuff like Dygert did.
for fuck's sake, not like this
CHUTE
Jonas dnf ;_;
Chute vingegaard
CHUTE BRUTALE DE LA MUERTE
ITS OVER HOLY SHIT
KEK fucking joodas cringeshaart
are you fucking seriousthats a reaped collarbone 100%
Tis gedaan
OH NO NO NO
IT'S OVER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT LIKE THIS
No mercy for the collected
It's never been so over.
his suffering has ended.
career over
did they get opi omi'd?
FISHISHBROKENROKEN
TOTALJONAS DEATH
did he fall asleep?
Bro just wants to go home
>imma crash out this shit tour
OH NO NO NO NO
WHY IS IT NEVER POGACARARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUSGOD HATES US
it's absolutely over fishsisters
First TdF since 2021 where Pogacar and Vingegaard aren't 1 and 2
more sleep
Wiggo jinxed it
HET WAS HINDLEY
He is gonna retire now.10 years until our next GC hope dane bros.
French anti-doping agency has Danish blood on its hands
>>156939137pogi knows how to ride his bike. fucking fish took down del toro because he can't corner
hate to see it
well shit. at least i didn't pick him
Honestly feel horrible for him. I know he had no chance to win this year but man, to see his tour ended like this.... got to feel for him. RIP king. It's more fun with him in it even if he can't compete for the GC anymore.
i guess the break wins this
The suspense for the 2nd place is unreal
Kwabegaard
>2027 is still a long way
Professional assassination by UAE, they did a great job hiding it from the helicopter.
good thing im going on vacation tomorrow atleastlooking forward to my meetup with german campers
why even watch this sport at this point?
So Jonas chuted going too fast into a corner, because his team had to work hard to gift Pog the win today. Maybe theodt braindead thing I have seen in years.
webm of chute?
collected and DNF
All of this to dodge the positive test...
Remking podium hope is alive again!
inb4 they blame the doping test and him being tired for the crash
He slipped
karma for the vile danes who were hoping for pogacar to crash
>>156939180this. he was sleep deprived, probably just shut his eyes a bit
rip
this is honestly fucking sadwhat the fuck is even the point of watching anymore
>>156939239This.
can't even tell what happened from those replays
Couldn't he at least have collected Pog? Think how kino the rest of the race would have been without them.
trine is gonna be pissed
well now the tour is truly over, nobody else to challenge pog
Sexchad bros, the prophecy begins.
>literally first time took a mini nap >mega happeningDamn Jonas, so sad
He's gonna retire soon
A pure skill issue. SEIXAS will podium
slome duikelaars
PidCHAD licking his lips
Honestly Visma should sue french Wada. This is what lack of sleep does. Loss of concentration and instantly he's down
>>156934000Okay, but how does he have ANY piss left still?!Pas normale.
>>156939257It looked like he crashed to me
RIP in peace
>>156939239What do you mean? That's schizobrit.
Pidders golden chance
don't mind Fishlad hope he's ok but ate ate ate Jumbo Piss Bah as a whole and especially Richard BUTTPLUGGE
>>156939239all those vile posts
JONASBROS WE CAN DO A ROGLA NOW
>>156939293>>156939231KEK called it, simple minded fools
>>156939257>>156939237
Any other rider I'd have sympathyBut not for this wheel sucking landwhale marrying fish faced weasel Dane cuntRetire you washed broken loser
>atleast I didn’t have Jonas on my fantasy team
>>156939199kek
>>156929973so does he retire or just avoid the tour next year?
>quick trip to the store so I'm back before the real action starts on the last climb>This shit happens Ffs
Slovenian sniper seen fleeing the scene
>>156939298Big if true
Fortunately for him he did the Giro this year. Otherwise it would have been a wasted season
>>156939259somehow, this is Wout's fault
Just don't crash. Why does he keep doing it to himself
>>156939330>>156939180
wouldnt happen with rim brakes btwyet another disc lockup
Seems like Jonas slipped on his own?>>156939258Was not in the range, Pog was further back
>>156939225wait a minute...
>>156939359Yes. If he were here he would have helped him on the flat avoid the dangers
Jonas would have won today 100%
>>156939326omega skill issue.
>>156939326They didn't expect the center island on the roundabout exit. They seem deadly as fuck.
>>156939259On the contrary, she is happy getting him home early.
>>156939326
>>156939379He would have been with jappe and merlel
>>156939269Hahaha cry more you fucking Danecuck I hope it's a career ending injury you slimey cunt
This happened because of ASO 'antidoppers' that fucked up Jonas sleep and caused him having lack of concentration
last time Jonas ever did TDF?
how the fuck is he gonna put in a new kitchen with his shoulder in shambles.
I'm sad and I don't even have gelato left, this Sunday sucks.
The american stole the water bottle from the Tudor car
>>156939408Based. Slurpers out, ciclismo starts now
Deserved, too bad only a collarbone.
>>156939370Shit bike control all his career from a shitter so it's expected
retarded approach by visma. they knew they fucked up that corner since they all looked behind before the chute
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT’S LIKE
i'm quite angry
Pogi should crash too, it's the good sportsmanship move to do
>>156939307I have seen smelly danes also participating. I also hate joodas since he's defending poogacar when he was booed. This is a good case scenario. Now poogacar needs to crack his femur Froome style and we've got a race on our hands.
how did indlei even chute he was miles behind
>>156939401why were they going left around? are they retarded
Germans and Finnish tourists really are the biggest raige baiting niggers on this here website huh
>>156936633A tit green-ish, but maybe it could work there in Washington, no?
This sucks for the race. And the race was already pretty bad
>>156939437Yes finally a good tour >>156939439This
Flemlads this means Evenepoel will be 2nd that's almost like 1st and basically a free TDF victory in 10 years when the WADA bans PogicarSante matekes you did it
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
>>156939373based rimmer
Easy yates win now today
>>156939307HAHHAHAAHAHAHAAH
Damn cycling is indeed the most merciless, brutal and definitely hardest sport ever
>>156939398hes not gonna be able to do any house work with that injury
KEKEKEKEK commentators currently blaming lack of sleep, Sean shuts them down and says it's not. FUCK the simple brained retards. joodas is just a retard cuck.
Did anyone see the French autist child do the Fortnite dance as Jonas was being loaded into the ambulance? Stg it happened
>>156939464visma assassinated jonas because he's leaving
>>156939446their plan said to attack that road furniture with 22k to go
>>156939373Literally the durianrider video tomorrow
For me, it's a polymarket scam.
still a week left in this race
>>156939462gets scared, breaks too hard
Pog is going to slurp the Vuelta...
>>156939497Yup his front wheel just slipped He took the corner too sharply What a fucking amateur
Vuelta 100% confirmed nowJonas will never be back. Pogi wins at least 7 TdF
>>156939503i wouldn't be surprised they tried to cause accidents the first week of last year tour too
Remco and Seixas quite happy right now
>>156939465Just end it all already, this is sad.
>>156938942Is it Flower or is it Flour?
>>156939513Based braindead zoomer
>>156939505then hambini will blame shit bearings I suppose
>>156939513poor bastard
>>156939494He can look after the kids. It's not like a collarbone takes a long time to heal anyway.
>>156939534>Lease a bikemore like lease a flight home lolbye nerds!
>riding Vuelta after crashing out of TDFJonas really is turning into Roglic huh
But seriously that looked like amateur fall on relatively easy curve, that suggests sleep deprivation fucked up Jonas hard
>>156939513
>>156939532+ Jorgenson probably tried to infect Pogacar.
>>156939465get a grip. no more spiteful and miserable posters exist than danes.
>>156939465And you D*nes are so easily baited.How many threads have you made seething about the WC you didn't qualify for?
>>156939560If he gets a stage he'll technically have a stage in each GT in one season. Eat that poogacar.
>>156939561I don't understand why they don't give them more than just a few rest days. They should have like 5 minimum, one every 4 or so days.
>>156939346His name? Rrimoz Poglic>I've got one more in me
>>156939446Visma alway’s drilling these small descents usually a domcuck chutes now it’s captain
Time for Skelly to save the tour
The french just assassinated VingegaardNext stop - Pogacar
Grossschartner limping.
Großschartner deserves a bonus for acting as del Toro's airbag
Jonas will become good in the third week
thank god Mads is still in this race
What the fuck is his problem ?
>>156939326impressive reaction by Pog btw
now that visma got collected by KARMA red bull is working for pogi victory
how is Quintana
>>156939480IVE MADE A MISTAKE
i'm feeling a seixas
Guys it feels wrong.
>>156939584should be a self-supported bikepacking race like the tour divide
>>156939584The only thing they should give them is at least an 8 hours of normal sleep, especially considering the hard stages yesterday and today. Cyclists deserve highest level of respect because they are the biggest gladiators
is this what Slovenian Primoz fans have been feeling year after year?
>>156939534They’re riding to the airport as we speak KEEEK
>>156939543Fleur = flowerFarine = flour, but no one name their kid like that I think
>>156939617There he is. Yea probably some rural fr*nch simpleton who has to be walked on a leash
>>156939543More like Flurrr in how it's saidThe meaning I think comes from flower tho, fleur de lis and all that
Pogacar gonna ride ALOT more passive now
>yates droppedpogi time!
Pogacar won't attack out of respect. Q Simmons wins
Ayuso will attack
damnonly TDF Jonas did not podium and its with a DNF
>>156939584In the early years, every other day was a rest dayBut in those days, stages were 500 km and lasted 18 hNowadays, stages aren't that long anymore, and they should have more than enough time to sleep (if WADA doesn't wake them at 2 am, that is)
>>156939680he can win this stage staying in zone 2
>>156939617>muh respect Shut up, based zoomer can do what he wants.
I said “oh no” with the biggest smirk on my face made me wife laugh
No incentive to beat the Huez record now... Unless Seixas goes nuclear
>danish fans on the road waiting for Jonas
>>156939680they won't let him win. team classification kek
>>156939644yeah, kinda :(another massive what-if rider
lmaoing @ Scott Simmons
Epic beard on Simmons dad
>Simmons' dad is a full kit wanker Lmoa
>>156939465;^)
>>156939714Good, they should be working instead of lounging in France
Fight for 2nd and 3rd place just got even more interesting
>>156939680Out of respect for rider that DNFed? Not like Pogacar gains time on Jonas from winning. Vingegaard's chute increased the breaks advantange, Pogacar's victory would be even more impressive and he can dedicate it to the Dane.
Remco is smelling that 2nd place
>>156939688the issue is the long transfer + podium stuff
>sits back>raises feet>its time for Remco vs Lipo
>>156939729Full kit wanker
>>156939513Crap, this looks bad.>>156939650>FarineOh, similar to Italian, obviously.Cheers!>no one name their kid like thatThis day and age?
>>156939729hol up
now imagine Pogacar chutesthen we would have a proper race
It doesn't count as full kit wanker when you are connected to the team and didn't pay for the kit.
Addamietz, habibi...
>>156939773>ASO poisons Pog>sxswinslol
i need Simmons to win here to make me atleast somewhat happy
>>156939596kek
Even if Pogacar doesn't attack Simmons won't win, it's only 1.30 with 8k to go.
>>156939773the cycling gods love him so it won't happen
>>156939773LOL pog actually knows how to ride a bike unlike the heartless sexless danish inbred
pogi and toro together
>>156938106
>>156939696Hold on, left side to the kerb, but he disintegrated his right arm/collarbone? /Cyc/ CSI help me out making sense of this!
Pogacar pulling for Del Toro now?KEK
>>156939696Now that's what I call "Sticker Shock"!
>>156939534What a bunch of losers at least put up a fight
>>156939790Wait so a random french fan doing the needful could save french cycling singlehandedly?
First time the yellow jersey with 5 minutes works as domestique?
TDD
Yellow jersey as the team mate for a 3rd tier GC rider. Rider up the front to go for the stage. This is pro cycling manager tier.
>>156939820the collector finds a way
pogi is just going to tow del toro the rest of the tour lmao
Seixasbros... It's not looking too good...
yellow jersey as a domestiquethis is actually too muchUAEmerda
bye bye Lipo german bitch
>sexass>lipooh no no no
Remco outclimbing Lipo
SEXASS FIGHT
>>156939818damn he's doing the isis fingerthey're going to nuke some bridge to keep the rest offonly way americans know how to win
Seixas lacheeDe Lip lachee
Oh it's another gift to the Mexican, worst possible scenario.
>toro behind pogwhats going on here?
>REMCO looking pristine, liposhit droppedYou love to see it
Not even peak Lance was this greedy
consider this:remco evenepoel
Surely Evenepoel will crack right?
This is outrageous
>>156939820They were turning right and he lowsided onto his right shoulder.
go on Remco my son
>Pog >Toro>Remcothe real big three
Remco is going to blow up trying to follow Pogi again. Maybe he'll take the lead for a bit and then crack
>>156939876Remco is the last hope to make Pog actually try
Clown ass shit
>>156939880dopage
BANG BANG BANG CAM ON REMCO SCORE SAM FAKKIN WINS
I apologize to memco
REMCO REMCO REMCO REMCO REMCO REMCO
Sure, del taco can outclimb everyone. Pas normal
Need some spectator to punch Remco off his bike
>>156939883he's going to gift the stage to toro??
>>156939820When you crash from a right turn front wheel slip, you hit right shoulder first into the ground because you're aiming right and leaning right. You go down front right first.
Trump has the nukes ready if burrito steals a win from Simmons
this is Visma Vuelta 2023 level of dominace
pogi the most expensive domestique
THIS IS DISRESPECT FOR THE TOUR AND THE YELLOW JERSEY MR POGACAR
Didn't expect we needed Remco to save the stage.
>>156939905Remco is usually good at pacing himself. Would be weird if he fucked up here.
>>156939893>>156939924Fuck, you lads right, he went down to the inside.Kerb only helped stop the slide.Should've realize that myself, lmao.
>>156939818kino beard
with the TT remco has this 2nd place in the bag
Allah lifting Remco
Fetch me those bottles squeaky german
>>156939958pogi is not going all-out obviously
Seixas in the Evenepoel role
>PRISON
Bismallah give Remco your energy
Hope Pogi dedicates his win to Jonas today
UAE got train now
Remco would have won the tour if Lipo had helped him from day 1
>3x UAEthe absolute state of this sport
UAE 1, 2, 3. Yellow, white and polka dot jersey. Total Tour humiliation.
Remco is so based is unreal
>UAE is riding for Yates W>UAE is actually riding for Pog W>UAE is actually riding for Del Toro White jerseycommentators just speculate like we do
Simmons cramping a bit
Business idea: if you lead multiple jerseys (like GC and polka), you have to wear them all over one another. This will inconvenience the riders and make them less greedy
It's Simmonsover
>>156940012Only one man has been able to break the iron grip
it'll be france vs uae now that jonas is out and it's about the white jersey and podium
Imagine a PooAE 1-2-3
SOMEONE STOP HIM NOW!!!!!!
friendly reminder that it was visma who chased all day, not emirates
SEX ASS
i look away and pidcock already dead
They deserve to get beaten by Remco in the sprint
Yeis done
imagine Remco does the impossible
You can see Pog soft pedaling
I thought that tranny crashing out of the tour in a losing fight for the yellow was peak retard of the tour but today's Chute a la Fish takes the cake. He crashed and broke his bones without outside influence in a basic right turn that any child would manage lmao.
APOLOGIZE LIPO KWABS
>>156940065OBSESSED
Thoroughly obnoxious
Ayuso dead
Remco should attack
No wonder Remco was so shocked when he heard about the 2 am control tonightHe must have had a big fat transfusion going at that time
Sexass is doing pretty good actually
>>156940085SEXASS
>>156940089good riddance
Liposuction sucking sexy ass hard
>>156940077water is wet
toro still going to lose time in time trial
TOrito dead
WHERE THE HECK IS SHIMANO CAR WHEN YOU NEED IT MOST?!
What a clownery
>>15694011745 seconds atleast
Idk guys, Pogi doesn't really look that tired. 5 hours of sleep was still enough
Tim Merlier DNF
lmao pogi is like a fucking babysitter
Remco bros we are winning this
ATTACK HIM REMCO
It's just not the same without Jonas
>>156940147KWAB
Pog could have already ended the stage if he wanted to
remember when Pogacar was domestique for mcnully in Itzulia
>>156940145he's making up for the lost sleep as he rides
>>156940160would be so stupid to blow himself up
They need to test Remco, what a performance from him. Bodes well for future competition.
>Pog holding the thermo nuclear attack rn
clownery. Pog could easily drop them both
Fucking do something Remco
Pog disrespecting the race big time right now.
>>156940147
i thought pog was done with the zone 2 meme
remco believers are so delusionalsorry sweaty, i like the guy too, but hes not a winner
Paul Seixas winning the TDF inside 2-3 years
they are trying to get the white jersey but pogi won't give up a stage to remco do it
>>156940197this is the perfect situation for him???
>>156940181What a performance? Pogi is doing a casual relaxed lunch ride
ALLEZ SEXECUL
Florian is such rat lol
LIPOSUCESEXCUL
>>156940206basedCippo really did not give a fuck, DNF and then the day after drinking drinks
If Seixas is as good as del Toro, Pogacar is just leaving time for Team Classification on the table by siftoedaling.
>>156940205Shut the fuck up already you whiney cuckWhy would he stop racing just cause your whale hunter chuted without force?Go and die like your fish.
>>156940181Bongs impressed by keeping pace with Del ToroYou guys used to be a powerhouse in cycling
>>156940219it's sexass sabotage
>>156940233At least he's a slightly stronger rat than Ayuso
Remco redemption arc starts TODAY bros
Pulling him up is one thing, but if Pog actually tried to gift it in the end that would be really dumb. Reminder that happiest he was this tour was when Torito won.
Remco i beg youdunk on these UAEhoes like Powerless against visma
>>156940238Haha seethe you dumb touris.
>>156940238
>>156940240>>156940225Look at who has been dropped and where people placed yesterday. Considering remco's tour de france history he's doing really well.
if remco is stronger than deltoro it'll prevent a gift scenario
>>156940269>>156940271D*nes again proving themselves as subhuman posters>Haha I was only pretending to be retarded, le baited
imagine Remco wins after UAE clowns around
>>156940269>>156940271Hey where's your rider? Why isn't he at the front? What happened?
UAE playing trying to gift a win to a weaker rider may memeco punish them at the line.
>>156940311could happen. this sort of team hubris sometimes don't end well
>All those danish flags>No vingegaardkind of sad desu
>>156940309hate them so muchmiss dutch/belgian dominance itt
weak sauce attack
>>156940309Tolling use to be a art. No but seriously you guys are replying to things you are imagining.
toro can't do it
gay team tactics again
>>156940337Isn't there some no name dane left in the peloton ?
this shit for Del Torro lol
Del Toro more like la vache
>>156940317My rider is Pog, he's in the front.
>>156940368Skelly will be highest in GC
REMKING (gifted)
Pogacar I hate you
TOTAL REMCO VICTORY
it gets worse
GIFTED
Based Remco
BRAVO REMCO
that was fucking lame, just race ffs
KWAB del Toro
lol, my king
lmao Pogi gifted that to Remco
Grande Remco reborn
Well well well...
REMCOEMCO
The good guy won :D
lmao
REMCO REMCO REMCO
REMCO...THIS IS NOT NORMALLY...CHECK HIM BLOOD
Gifting stages to other teams now too, what is blud doing
WHERE WE REMCHUDS AT?
Pogacar is...
LIPOSHIT IN SHAMBLES
What a shit final
>Pogi let him winWhat a gigantic shitshow
UAE on ridiculous watch lmaoBunch of KWABs
>>156940384kek
REMKINGS WE USED TO LIVE FOR THESE DAYS
This is why Jonas DNFing is really bad. Pog is a cuck without him and prefers doing domestique work or gifting stages
Pogi didnt even try lol, wasn't even breathing Still tho, based REMKING
pogi you absolute retard cuck
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
kneel lipocucks
By the power of Allah, the chosen one has arrived
Pogi let him
WHY DID HE GIFT IT TO REMCO?!?!Pog is such an idiot sometimes, just race.
pogi seems to like remco
>>156940426>good guy>manchild that chuds out constantly
Everything today was shit, from sleep to finish
Paul SxS 4th and up to 3rd in GC, innit.
REMCO BROS WE ARE SO BACK
I kneel
A win for uninterrupted sleep chads
GOATCOGOATCOGOATCO
>>156940478No, Remco is now 2nd, Del Toro 3rd. Sucksass 4th.
>>156940472Because Pog is always working hard on pretending to be a cool dude(tm).
What even was that mess of a finish. Makes burrito look pathetic.
Remco only wins when better riders gifts him the stage wins
Remco is winning the tt anyway, what was the point of this?
>>156940475Seethers are based and passionatePogi is the bad guy and he just gifts a stage while smiling
I swear half of Remco's road victories were gifted to him
2bh I think Pog likes Remco
Pogacar chutes in the TT and Remco wins the TDFcheck em
>ending is complete dogshit>but also gold
I bear witness that there is no god but God, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of God.
top 10
Remco gonna get a knock on his door at 3am now
>>156940505Torito is a min behind so he needs 10/20 sec on a few stages. Doesnt hurt to try
>>156940497It's PaulOVER.
>Kills Vingegaard>Weakens PogacarWhere do they go next?
REMGOAT
Achooso giga washed
>>156940472They wanted to gift stage to the Bull but Remking stole it
>>156940211APOLOGIZE
>gifts it to fucking RemcoPogi are you insane
>>156940532I convert to Allah for she
Pogacar acts like a mobster capo.
>>156940527Remco crashes on Pogacar in TT and sexass wins the Tour
>>156940524Remco is like poogacar's fat ugly friend whereas poogacar is the giga stacey. Zero competition between the two of them. Whereas you can see the jonas poogacar relationship is still very rocky and one sided.
Remco will be the true moral victor in the end. suck it, Lipo
>>156939401Maybe the Tour organisation is just shit?
>>156940472Alpecin is going bust in a few years they need a new ally
>>156940563I understand gifting it to a teammate or a breakaway shitter... but a GC rival?
No matter if the victory was gifted, Remco earned his podium today, outclimbed all other competitors except Pog, and it wasn't close.
what was the odds of Remco winning the stage at the start of the day
>>156940561>Wants to gift to Bull>Gifts to Red Bull instead Maybe Pogi had a translation communication issue?
>Remco can't cli-ACK
>>156940590Remco isn't exactly a rival and they're friends
>>156940590>GC rivallol, lmao even
>>156940549That's a point. We saw poogacar faking being tired a few times this tour now. I wonder if they flew too close to the sun and are trying to pull it back a bit. But then again they absolutely dominated this stage with ease and gifted the stage in a blatant manner.
Remco can win the next stage too (it's an ITT)
I'm gonna search the archive for all you plebs yapping about how Liposhit would drop Remco when the real mountains begins
>>156940546Not helping Toro, that's fine even tho they should be on different teams. It's not sprinting that I don't get.
>>156940605kek
This will be the worst third week in TdF history. Just breakaways and the yellow jersey soft pedalling
Pogacar had to softpedal to not drop an injured del Toro, otherwise he could have dopped both the Mexican and Remco. Remco thus benefited from the chute as it injured del Toro, and as it elevated him to 2nd as Vingegaard dropped
he aged 10 years
you just know that this stage win is gonna give Remco infinite amounts of HOPIUM
>>156940631Based Nostradamus
>>156940605Heh, nice one :D
>>156940654LeChuck
>>156940654Looks more and more like Pidcock.
best climbimg performance from Remco ever?
Remco wins 4 mins in tt and we're so back
>Remco being so proud that he followed PogNonono, nobody tell him it was a gift.
>>156929973wtf, is this his first stage win? also don't tell me this chud actually doesn't realize it was gifter
>>156940629>what are team orders
>>156940658He's already glazing himself in the interview talking about his critics lmfao. Utter dope.
retarded cuck pogi thought he could outsprint remco after the hard climb but he softpedaled too much and got clowned on
>>156940707yea im watching it right nowi love every second of it
>>156940590Didn't want to have to do the stage winner interview on the day Jonas crashed out
>>156940654>The german fuck better start being a helper now
>>156940714He didn't even get out of the saddle in the sprint. It was a pure gift
>>156940694>>156940705it was more of a mistake by pogi and remco did well to take advantage of it and outsprint him.
>>156940705it's Remco, of course he thinks it's by his own strength
>>156940714factsPogi is washed and retarded
It is impossible to dislike this cretin
Second German team victory already btw. Don't forget.
Quite the clown sport and the followers are also all low IQ tards.Glad this sport doesn't have much money in it.
>>156940562allekes, i kneel>>156940724i think you figured it out, this makes the most sense
1 minute faster climb than Del Toro in Dauphine, wow
Grossschartner was also injured, UAE has thus reduced capability to control, making it harder for them to prevent breakaway wins.
>2nd place starts at +5'00"Welp
I just want to let all the Danes know that I'm going to be re-reading this thread for years for my own amusement.
>>156940783As if that'll make any difference whatsoever
>>156940724>Didn't want to have to do the stage winner interview on the day Jonas crashed outGood point
It would be pretty funny if Torito's existence somehow made Pog deny himself the stage win record. Probably not possible, but maybe he'll just be Toro's domestique next year.
Pogi will come back even stronger after 2 nights of uninterrupted sleep
GC
>>156940724Clever.He could do that everyday and get like 30 min of extra rest.
>>156940802my king
>>156940743Dumb burger
Lidl Trek with that 6-7
What a comeback. And even changed teams mid-race.
>>156940799thanks for letting us know, very important for the entire thread that every bert got this information
>>156940817Paul had a shitty day obviously. He's been matching and surpassing burrito often. He'll bounce back I think.
>>156940802Remco is so lean right now
Mou's opinion:"Tadej Pogacar officially became DelToro's bitch.Was he gifted DelToro with a stage victory? Shall I give him another one? I'll give him a white shirt tooKEK of the century.Urska need to fucks with someone while he watches and records itKEKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkTadej Pogacar is the biggest retard my eyes have ever seen. He would give all his victories to others, if only there was someone to take them. Today Remco was there to accept the gift. He will forever be KEK, foreverkkkk 5 Tours or 25,forever KEK.Urska "Hmm, maybe schizobrit was right all along.
>>156940817Waar Jonas??
Remco beste man in koers Michel
>>156940817>3 more doping controls to go
>>156940817Lipo could still make the podium
Sepp Kuss is now gonna win a stage
>>156940840Guess who's gonna be woken up at 2 am next week
>>156940860VERZAMELD
>try better next time
>>156940867cope
>>156940622Needs to win it on our national holiday and put Lipobitch in bed
Remco looks really skinny
>>156940817Jegat and top 10 is eternal.
What team will Del Taco be in next season?
>>156940852>Urska need to fucks with someone while he watches and records itReeks of cuck energy. Why has he not already won all 3 GT's? Why does he seem to have a dominant girlfriend who essentially captured him because she knew he was going to be rich and successful? He is a massive cuck. Exactly the same with joodas and his inuit mummy gf. And also remco and his nafri girlfriend... who made him change his look and covert to another religion!It's a cuck sport these days, they have no personality and no moral fiber.
>>156940882no hard feelings
>>156940979looks like a make a wish kid
>>156940817It's wild that Pidcock lost 3 minutes
dumoulin saying the organization is dogshit and killed jonashes right
>all the haters calling it gifted >doubting GODCO
Pog also kinda blames 2am tests for Jonas' crash
>>156941005Wew. And Pog could have gone at least 30s faster
>>156941008His legs must be absolutely fucked to be fair. Massive workload this tour.
>>156940882Swarthy...
>>156940817>Goatco won’t make pod-ACKACKACKACK
GC past #13 looks dire
>Pog - "Remco is gonna be a pain in the ass next week"
>>156941045Very true; he's been really active. Ineos would never have let him ride so freely. It's good to see. Hopefully next year he'll do the same but focus on stage victories
>>156941036I think around a minute, which apparently would be 7w/Kg for 31 min.
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>>156941012Nah Visma killed Jonas with their stupid descend games
>in the start we did not have the best relationshipplease tell me more Pogigive me the juicy details
>>156941125He shat the bed in MSR in 2024 and 2025
>>156940236he very much did give a fuck. to the point where he sent his chilling at the beach photos to the newspapers to be published during especially hard mountain stages. imagine going to such lengths in the age when social media didn't exists kek
>>156941119Cute and canon
at least now visma can probably win a stage
>>156941250kek
>>156941275With who? Jorgenson is on the cucklist maybe they can force it on the breakaway stages but Mads will just clean their plate
All things together Toro will have been the UAE team leader by the end of this race, in terms of team roles. Cuckgacar.
>>156941150>>156941157Made me smile for a moment, then I remembered they're probably all trump voters
>poogacar blaming doping controls.....
pogi is such a retard cuck i am immensely disappointed. let's see how lance rips into him
poogacar came off as likable in that interview wtftune down the dope and race like a normal competitor and I think he'll be loved.
Tobias Halland Johannessen who was 16:40 down before the stage (14th) lost 29:14 today.
Here's Pogacar, now he's taking a picture with this American degenerate Simmons who recently stated that he's a Vingegaard fan and that he hates Pog but cuck wants everyone to like him, so a photo with the Simmons family was posted.I'm disgusted by how retarded Pogacar is
Here's your giro top 5
probably won't survive the night, butnew thread >>156941396new thread >>156941396new thread >>156941396
Marc Reef said in the interview that their plan was going perfectly and that Vingegaard was feeling very, very good
>>156941384Simmons can't exactly take a photo with Vingegaard, can he? And Pogacar would look petty to refuse to take a photo with another rider and his family, just because that rider said he prefers Jonas.
Remco will lose time on the Galibier stage
Remco probably believes he won the stage against Pogi today and not getting it gifted. Bitch.
So they will be knocking on Pogi's door for testing at 2am tonight, right?
>>156940605top kek!
>>156941429that's what mou said, not my words, i mean mou is pretty vocal right now
>>156941308I hate the US, so I love Trump voters.
