SERIE A returns 22.August, 2026 (33 days)[Inserte here your teams test games]>FANTA https://play.fifa.com/fantasy/join-league/R1SDPUAG >PREDICTOR https://play.fifa.com/match-predictor/join-league/3KMVTBDE Reminder to keep it nice, drink a lot of water, laugh at VARgentina, renew your delusionmercato subscription and stay apple (green) pilled.
fuck Shartgentina
negru
>>157021823This
>>157021717For the next op thenSERIE A MATCHDAY 1>Saturday, August 22, 202618:30 Udinese – Como18:30 Inter – Monza20:45 Parma – Cagliari20:45 Genua – Napoli>Sunday, August 23, 202618:30 Venezia - Lecce18:30 Frosinone - Juventus20:45 Torino - Milan20:45 Atalanta - Sassuolo>Monday, August 24, 202618:30 Bologna – Lazio20:45 Roma - FiorentinaYeah i have nothing better to do
I can fix her
>>157022067point of order: replace the name 'Inter' with 'Infami' in every future fixture list
>Milan want to sign Karetsas, player sales will be essential.Reports from France claim Milan have made enquiries about Sankhoun Diawara, the 2006-born left-footed centre-back from Troyes.>As Milan's new project under Amorim has taken shape, confidence behind the scenes has steadily grown that Rabiot would stay.In recent hours, Samuele Ricci has also reportedly been added to the list of players who could be sacrificed.
told you bbilan was a slaanesh worshipping club, poor ricci boy
>Jjchads carries /seriea/ during the night>when Twinkazzo has to take on the role he instantly fails and /seriea/ dies
>>157022724peeling the single apple for breakfast is a chore
>Slaanesh, also known as the "Dark Prince," the "Prince of Pleasure," the "Lord of Excess," the "Perfect Prince," and the "Prince of Chaos" in the Imperium of Man and "She Who Thirsts" among the Aeldari, is the Chaos God of pleasure, pain, hedonism, excess, perfection and decadence. Lust, pride and self-indulgence are the hallmarks of all who follow it.Okay?
Kevin Slaanesh Boateng
>Italian sports journalist Luigi Esposito has been found dead near Naples. He was shot dead before his body was set on fire.
Shooting journalists and albanians on sight should be a constitutional right
>The €50m that Oaktree had previously authorised for Marco Palestra could now be redirected towards the Argentine defender, with Tottenham reportedly willing to negotiate.pls be true
>>157023535
tfw we dodged all the slandering memes
>>157023535>>157023590negrus
Grimevali how bout a lil gazump for Alajbegovic…
Okay so how long until new Fanta league is made? Who is in charge of that? Random Italo? Fabrica fin? Duccio? Belgio?
>Major raid against baby gangs. 539 people were arrested, 954 were reported, 703 kilos of narcotics were seized, and 1182 properties were searched. Approximately €300,000 in cash, 49 firearms, and 87 other weapons were seized.if these are the baby gangs who knows what the fuck are the real mafias doing
Are the N’drangheta baby gangs the La Massia of the criminal world or is it just another jJ futuro?
https://youtu.be/KNEOvgJk9Zs
Speaking of Fanta… a huge congratulations to lemonmop (come on now stand up, stand up take the applause) who has won the /seriea/ Ngoppa 2026. Commiserations to pigman who came a close second.For our match predictor we have a joint winner! Me and Asslander both on 1445 points!Winners will receive a harem of blondies sourced straight from the swamps around Leiden. Runners-up will get a historical tour of a Belgian stadium where the Criminal Organisation Known as “Juventus Football Club” celebrated their inaugural European ngopp while the Basilicatan pigs suffocated.
Coomo won.
>Italy, Malagò on the new head coach: ""Yesterday there were two coaches: Scaloni ended up there after some coaches had declined and he did the incredible. De la Fuente comes from the Spanish pipeline. What does that mean? Regardless of the person, you first have to sort out the methodology.I am a very ambitious person, Maldini and Leonardo are just as ambitious. We must implement targeted policies that have nothing to do with whoever has to select 26 players or decide whether to play 4-3-3 or 5-3-2.>"One says for the head coach let's take a mammasantissima, fine. First of all, is the mammasantissima interested? Let's say he's interested. What are his demands to come to us, are they compatible with our budgets? In the budget I have the share for Gattuso's salary"Is the shortlist for the head coach limited to Pirlo and Mancini? There could be other possible names..."
>>157024431>We must implement targeted policies that have nothing to do with whoever has to select 26 players or decide whether to play 4-3-3 or 5-3-2.how about a targeted policy to investigate on the spot who within the federation, such as Viglione or Chiné, has been facilitating corrupt dealings with certain clubs, which have been damaging Italian football for decades? but I'm guessing er malagò won't bite the hand that fed him though, basically the same number of people that backed the previous gravinoid
>low grade lesion for Anahor
Honest Andor
That Luthen speech but it's Spalletti after last season
>Baggio, Maldini, Buffon, Baresi, Del Piero, Totti, Pirlo, Cannavaro, Ranieri, R. Mancini, Conte, Gasperini, Sarri, Allegru, Inzaghi, Ancelotti all assemble in the FIGC laboratory and try to concuct a new Italy system trained throughout all youth systems to senior level.Imagine the shitshow they’d start fighting within 5 minutes and cancel it then just go back to playing 3-5-2 with as many inter players as possible
FIGC arse et laboratory
La Pugna is up
>BREAKING: Paolo Maldini and Leonardo have met with Guardiola: the role of head coach proposedOnce again its Milan that saves italy
>Pep, would you like to coach a national team featuring a total of zero bbilan players?True!
>Tuchel, Ancelotti, Klopp and Poop all leave club football to do the new fashion thing which is NTs>Mourinho behind everyone else as always Lmao
>Bastoni is liked by Al-hilal. Both parties think about it seriously.Interestingly italy and saudia arabia have no bilateral extradition treaty
argentina should hire conte
Let him cook
Fraudiola and the Corinthian capitals at the feet of our midfielders, name a more promising duo
>overtaken by BelgiumDoes the 'miliation never end...
>>157025891Fra we're below Mexico, what do we have to say?
>>157025921Do NOT look up who is in the two places above you...
>>157025921that it isn't the Mexican flag but ours, after it’s been stained by the outline of a coffee cup
>>157025891Is Germany that bad now?
>>157025692>3-5-2 with Lautardo and Castro upfrontdeadly desu
>Several family members of the Argentine national team players were detained after the World Cup final.
>Maldini and Leonardo spent last weekend in Barcelona, in the presence of Guardiola himself. It was a working weekend, during which the two offered him the role of coach.>t. Sky SportIT'S HAPPENING
yes but who pays for him
https://www.thetimes.com/culture/music/article/world-cup-final-half-time-show-review-madonna-justin-bieber-shakira-w95rtgdr9Look up some reviews of the half-time show up you can during your lunch break kek>But then things went completely off the rails with the ruthlessly manufactured Korean boy band BTS, who spouted some nonsense about football and, er, baseball. “I’m good to go,” they sang in ‘Dynamite’. It made you wonder: BTS have only just finished their Korean military service – couldn’t the country have extended it by a year to prevent this?>"Dai Dai", performed by the Colombian artist Shakira alongside the Nigerian singer Burna Boy, looks like a cheap toy kitchen with plastic fruit. There isn’t a shred of excitement to be felt anywhere. It ends in an over-the-top group hug with beaming children. It would give even an anteater a toothache."
>>157026146the rotary club of san luca
>>157026146Er Palazzo
Nigerian singer Burna Disci Boy
Benjamin Netanyahu
LE MERCEDES RUBATE DAPPERTUTTO >QUANDO TWINKAZZO TORNA NEL SUO PAESE
Juventus Doomsday trailer is up
mo i think it was rigged for spain
>>157021717Considering watching Italian football for the first time ever and supporting Juventus (first jersey I ever got as a kid was a random shirt from them my mom got me while we were in Italy on vacation) - what am I in for?
>>157027340Pain
>>157027340Cute! Enjoy pain with us
>>157027272If you paint something on a carpet that you nail to a wall, does it become a painting or a tapestry?
>>157027340don't
>>157027444>>157027486>>157027574Kek. It doesn’t sound like it’s been a particularly fun ride as of late. Surely there must be some hope somewhere.
>>157027570It pains me knowing how they're going to waste DOOM in a shitty Avengers movie
>gk gets a red>team simply sends him off instead of an outfield player>continues game with 10 outfield players>20th minute: score 0-0whats the best that could happen?
>>157024395huh I thought France is white county
>From the Sports Ministry, the vibes are negative and they don't see how the signing of Guardiola could be an economically sustainable move.
>>157027783Even as a fellow lover of getting heated over small things, getting upset over what they do to capeshit characters is even below my threshold tbqh
>page 9
>>157027340
>>157029994Vannacci (poorfag idol) is going to lose by 39 votes, screenshot thjis post
>>157029994heh
HERE WE GO! Swissanon secures first online interview!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec5bLvYiWZoPvE mode trailer is up
>>157030346Somehow this game is more ded than even calcio, the director left the other day as well and player numbers are atrocious
>roma being linked with literally nothing but pacy ngubusis this really what gaspball boils down to?
RIP Kevin Keegan
>>157030812I can't believe Barry Keoghan is fucking dead
>Lazio v Lazio Primavera in 15 minutes on youtube >Mandas; Floriani Mussolini, Marusic, Provstgaard, Pellegrini; Galassi, Przyborek; Zaccagni, Noslin, Dia; Ratkov. >Gattuso will be the ref This could be a clusterfuck
Quick, post a vacaroo of (You) pronouncing Keoghan
>>157030837>In January 2026, it was announced Keegan had been diagnosed with cancer. In June, he disclosed that the cancer was stage four.
>Van Bommel in pole to become the new Belgium coachAlso some how vieri has returned and plays now for fiorentina
Is should stop smoking or not whatever I'll just drink bleach when stage 4 hits
Just don't get cancer it's that easy
>>157030311Can I join and watch?
>I should stop smokingyes, It's a piece of advice I give to all the anons: my father shortened his life with that shit.
/tv/ idea: You're all familiar with Nathan Fielder's The Rehearsal yeah? How about we all work together and work out a scenario where we get Locatelli to start smoking like a chimney...
>>157030971What do you think?
>>157031035Waiting for link then
>twinkazzo chaturbate arc
>>157030885vaccine turbocancer. there was also a 44 yr old formula dude who (((died suddenly))) recently
Novaxxers? In 2026? Education status?
going to calcetto soon.
>losing 1-0 to the primavera its gonna be a long year
I’ve been watching the drama about Amanda Knox (I recommend it, good watch. The actress is very pretty deary) and have had a read about the case. What the fuck is wrong with the Shitalian justice system? It’s like a third world country. Also the AC Milan prospect who killed the Anglo tart served 13years in prison. 13 years for raping and murdering her fucking lmao what is that all about. This is related to /seriea/ as she was killed in Perugia, the club of the premier bomber of 1982, Paul Red.>>157031838I have a masters degree and I DID NOT take the Yiddish poison.
Notice how he didn't say "I have a job", let alone "I have a job as a vaccine researcher".
>believing knox is innocent
Artistico gol the new ciro, unironically better than ratboy and dia
>>157032556
>>157032532I'm going to buy a shiny jacket, top up my tan and move to Rotterdam to sell plant based products. >>157032556She literally is. There's zero evidence.
>guardiolel managing literal garbagelole lmao
>>157032875WTF he's coaching Kalulu, Kelly, Milik and Locatelli?!
>Apple Sports was updated today with support for additional football leagues in Asia and Europe, plus the ability to see formations across most football leagues.The new leagues available in the app:>- Belgian Pro League (Belgium)>- Superliga (Denmark)>- Eredivisie (Netherlands)>- J1 League (Japan)>- Ekstraklasa (Poland)>- Scottish Premiership (Scotland)Obviously iToddler only, and it's still a bit bare-bones, but it's well-designed and WAY less aggresive in terms of ads compared to your sofascores, fotmobs and all that. Now that it has MY league I'll give it a proper go. Serie A was obviously already in it.>>157032855>top up my tanEven more than your natural one?
>>157032909momblanus told me its happening
Apple sport's serie ass mvp winner for 26/27 season? (Hard mode no slugatelli)
>>157032998
>>157032556believe women chud
serra and sana is the best winger pairing I've ever seen, artistico 2 gols now
>Idea Moise Kean per il Como [Johnny Di Marzio
>>157022089>>157021745>>157023535>>157023590Cry mroe about our loss
>>157033337Haven't they already spent more than 100 million? Financial Fair Play doesn't apply to them?
>>157033365Why didn't eduardo Elsztain help Argentina win the final
>>157033413Cry it
>>157033365Hey Siri, turn on my "Lionel Scaloni Crying" playlist
ATTENTION: GOL DI SANA
>>157033442You suck at banting
>>157033534At least we're better at not getting more red cards than shots on target in a World Cup final against Spain.
>>157033365Argentina?AFUERA!
Star Wars: The Mandzukic and Di Gregoriu (2026) is up
>>157033648At least we are better at reaching the final
>>157033697How many finals do you have?
>>157033781>The Mandzukic and Di GregoriuFyck
>>157028076.
>>157033648>>157033784you have more in common than what you care to admit
Rudi Garciabros...
>>157033833As many as your pesos is worth
>>157032769wtf what do bbilanbros have to do with this
gud calcetto.
40m for dead spencer. oof right in my oaktrees
For the other Dutchposter(s)https://tickets.feyenoord.com/events/home/Feyenoord-Atalanta_BCTickets for the Atalanta game are now up, still plenty to go around by the look of it.
>>157027340Great pain mostly, but if you cope enough there's light at the end of the tunnel, or at least until one of Locatelli's shots breaks it
>Locatelli>shooting>>>/x/
https://youtu.be/49ULqtsa62I
>pilgrims (the good one)>pilgrims (the bad one)>pilgrims (the other one)
>Jason Alex-ACK
Iracy will continue until morale improves
>he isnt making his fanta badge
Don't forget to post them!
why are these niggas permanently in 10th place
>>157037154Based chairfinder
>>157037660Had to read Baggio's 900 pages booklet pointing out every single possible spawn point for it, but I ended up unlocking it at last
>Atalanta was considering loaning him out to Cagliari, but after the training camp and the first seasonal match with the u23s, Sergej Levak has been deemed untouchable; he will be one of the 4 players who will play in Serie A in Nerazzurri colors.The new Vlahovic didn’t turn out well but maybe the new Sergej will fare better
>>157038047Do they sell Samerd yet
>>157037360It's not a prestigious enough club to be able to run a deficit or aim for higher positions in the standings. Given their business model (selling their best players to the highest bidder every year), that level is more than plenty, because even if they completely overhaul their roster every season the quality of Serie A from 11th place down is frankly terrible.
>>157037733I saw some moment after visiting the Africa that would give a guaranteed spawn. But I'm making very slow progress so am not there just yet.
>>157037310give inspiration
>>157038265That didn't work for me unfortunately, I was at it for almost an hour but nope. Maybe it's because I was in the end-game rather than right after unlocking itWhat worked for me was making a manual save in the manor at Great Inagua then teleporting to The Black Trench. Doing that triggers an environment event, most of which being a burning ship, from there you check if it has a chair or not. If it doesn't, instead of completing the event and trying to respawn, you reload the manual save and go there again. I got it on my 11th try, it never failed to spawn an environmental event
>>157038343>The Black TrenchThey renamed Milanello?
>>157037339>>157038277fatalanta, ufodinese performative fc
Club Atlético IndePendiente
>>157038840absolute kino
>>157038840Kino, I was thinking about something for /ourAnyyyya/, need to find the right team and badge
>>157039637anyyyyanta
>>157039637Antalyaspor, but change the lighthouse in the middle for a UFO with one of those tractor beams coming out the bottom
Anya Taylor Joya Tauro
>>157039696>>157039741Nice, La Dea for Anya could work well too.I was also thinking about Catanya CALCIO but the badge is hardly editable, a Pröööh could fit perfectly but it's not exactly Anya related
henlo where are the transfers
>PS5 Pro coming tomorrow>just realised there's nothing to play on it and its only value is as an appreciating assetoh well... worth
>>157040817W-Why did you do the upgrade and for how much
>>157040857800 Euros new and futureproofing in a scarcity world (very limited supply in Croatia every time I looked)the base PS5 makes too many sacrifices to have the game running at 60 FPS and I have a 32 inch monitor, games look good in quality mode now I just want them to run at 60 with Pro
>>157040817Haven’t played the PlayStation in months. I started Ghost of Tsushima Foid edition in like February but just can’t be bothered playing it
>future proofing right when the next gen is around the cornerBased retard or something
Just saw a rumour that talks with Goretzka are proceeding
And with that the Scottish flag disappears from our midsts again.It’s weird when you only feel Scottish and not British and deep down you want independence but both the economic reality and the fact our pro-independence movement are the biggest bunch of tranny migrant loving retards (some of you who have a keen eye and great love for Scottish parliamentarians might have seen the black tranny who was elected in May, I know “her” personally) in Europe stops you actively supporting it. This is related to /seriea/ as the conquerors of Haiti; Luigi Fergufiglio, Nabolidan McFratm and Che Adams play in the league formerly ran by Mr TIM.
Just saw a tumour that talks with Goretzka are proceeding
>>157024184Stede Bonnetfantini
Warra world champion huijsen btw
>>157041796jjs 2nd best player
>>157041535haha what dumbass club would be talking to Goretzka, I wonder?
>Juventus appear to be coming to terms with the idea of keeping Michele Di Gregorio. At present, apart from a few enquiries from Besiktas, there do not seem to be any clubs willing to meet Juventus’ financial demands>It now seems like Mattia Perin, who was the standout performer in the friendly against Basel, will now likely leave the Bianconeri.You're not ready for another Di Merdorio - Pokerin season
I can get Marathon for as low as 19 eurelios, should I?
>>157042650Just checking my wishlist and what better games are available for €19 or less makes me say no. Not to mention it will probably end up on PS+ sooner rather than later.
The ol' PS5 sure likes to phone home a lot doesn't it, even when just doing nothing in rest mode. As does Black Flag/Ubisoft it seems (stats are from the last 24h)
>>157042650>5,192 players is the 24-hour peakbruh, don't be stupid the game is dead
>>157043446I see nothing wrong with it
>>157044022Is that Germano's shitposting battlestation?
*fatbump*
>ban cloudflare>internet practically becomes twice as slowBravo Meloni, stop that iracy!
>>157047231the appointing of scapegoats will continue until morale improves
Good morning!>Luka Modrić and AC Milan are finalizing the last details of his contract extension.Lazio want Yunus Musah on an initial paid loan worth €2M, with an option to buy set at €18M.>For Pervis Estupiñán, only the final details between the clubs remain. AC Milan are looking to receive around €15M.Rafael Leão on Instagram: «Girls, the World Cup is over. Stop pretending you understand football.»
>The Kolo Muani deal isn't working out, so Juventus is trying to buy Zirkzee.
might go berserker mode soon
>In the meetings between Guardiola & Maldini/Leonardo in Spain, a 4 YEAR plan was outlined & offered to him as CT. Initially it was assumed salary would be an issue, however his PRIORITY would be the project itself. It is suggested that Pep has NOT closed the door
>From ashes to Athens. Introducing the 26/27 AC Milan Away Kit. For those who believe that after Istanbul, there’s always Athens./fa/ KINO
>we want the romans/greeks chud larpers audiencelol
I actually want to see Guardiolel at Milanit would be good for this dead fucking piece of shit league, man
>>157050707>I actually want to see Guardiolel at Milanwith what money kek
>>157027340>Another del shitero jersey haver groomed into jjdom as a child
>>157050707Serie A at this time deserves nothing but ridicule and humiliation, at least until it ceases to insult human intelligence by preserving the livelihoods of the mentally disabled, the mentally deficient, the corrupt and those who collude with 'ndrangheta
Away kit is up and it's sexo
>>157051188
/v/idya idea kerbel calcio program
>The plan for next season is to use Andy Diouf as a right wing-back, with the Frenchman set to become the backup to the new first-choice starter on the right flank. like a new signing....
>>157037339aww, you saved mine too. are we switching from fantacalcio next season?
>>157051396We never will imo
Buongiorno. I'm going to this. What can i expect?
I hope bologna will do something before their first game against police brutality. Italy has so many problems
,>Alajbegovic rumors from a terrible source TSUUUUUUU
>>157051817This is never happening
>>157051747Inter will probably rape Milan, the latter just changed their coach and they'll still miss more key players by then.
>>157051817NO MORE ZINGARI AT MY CLUB
Managed to snatch family tickets for the game against Atalanta.See you guys there!
>>157051857um he’s German chuddy
Fatposting will save /seriea/
>>157051817Earing extremely loud earbitting noises which I can pinpoint from coming exactly from the direction of Sinjoren
>>157051897fanta team idea Ozempic Lyonnais
>>157051847So long as it doesn't go like Milan's last match here against perf glory. a training squad vs perennially bankrupt useless cunts. that wasn't great viewing ye know
>>157051919Top kek
>>157022089Хoчy <3
>Gattuso impressed as Lazio beat Under-20 side 3-1
>Bologna has officially signed Rahim Alhassane from Real Oviedo, a 24-year-old Niger full-back (the first Nigerien in the club's history).
>>157052020Didn't he just die
Abdel Rahim Alhassane Bonkano
>>157051919Good post
>>157051920>Checks perth glory vs milan>0-9Yeah, no. It should end on a more reasonable score line.At least I hope so.
>>157052060>https://youtu.be/rlrpibuOa2QHere the highlights
>>157022568>AC Milan can confirm that Maximilian Zlatan Seger Ibrahimović has joined Alkmaar Zaanstreek on a permanent basis.good to see ac milan are cutting ties with the zlatan meme.
>Como is ready to invest €40 million for Kean.
>>157051919Up there with the likes of calf ragnarok and Patrick Q-Drone
Zlatan Neger Ibrahimovic
>>157052020Niger
>>157051383who needs new signings nigga we already got new signings nigga
>>157052298Cambiaso for 30m ;^)
Olise knocking up a baddie and proceeding to be an absentee father, the autistic man’s dream
goofy ass PS5 Pro stand, nigga
>>157052311Pics of the baddie?
>>157052020You can’t call them Niger’s anymore, it’s African American.
Apparently >we are a WWE club nowhttps://x.com/wwe/status/2079357935998628300
>>157052457
>>157052843yikes
>>157052617Actually based
;^)
>>157052990Did he also get chin harmonisation surgery?
>>157052843why is it always beurettes with French blacks
>>157052990Seriously who finds pink a masculine color? Who is retarded enough to wear pink? It's a girl color, fuck whoever thinks you look cool or classy with pinkgay faggots pdioti
I'd rather die an incel than ever wear pink shit
>>157052617Holy based
>the Bolognese rioting because a Nonna rapist couldn’t sneedDeport those pigs to the Atlas Mountains too
>>157053250How many times did you masturbate to the thought of your nonna getting raped by bbilan fans
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to your local Coop tomorrow
>>157053250Seek help
Mind you it's posting about migrants rapist his own grandma... in the middle of his summer vacation, instead of having steamy comfy sex with his Pakistanian girlfriend
it's crazy that Atlantis was in Morocco all this time
Did the bbilan fans rape Atlantean nonna's too?
fucking Elon Musk faggot fucking shadowbanned me motherfuckerif I see him I'm entering berserker mode
Manuel diktador
The Jj's new signing reminds me of that vidya VA, Laura Bailey or something? The toothy smile, round cheeks, brown hair etc.
>>157053119>If only you knew how bad things really are
Mo you calmly tell me a single thing wrong with golden goal
>>157053465Nice bunda
Why does she walk like sheeva from mortal kombat with her arms like that
>>157053465Abby won.
>golden goal in the age of VARnah, nigga
And mo YOU explain to ME how the FUCK am I supposed to not kick the penalty on Mars Baggio-style when the goalkeeper is goofily wobbling his legs right in front of me
BF6 season 4 is up
>mfw reading from a journalist that Modrić is being pressured to only play the next international break (even though he intended to retire after the World Cup) just so the Croatian football federation can negotiate a better 4-year deal with sponsors because Modrić is the only real star on the team and apparently a bunch of the sponsorship deals standardly run for a whole World Cup cycle of 4 years
>>157053688VSS status?
>>157053766Isn't Gvardiol the next Hrvati ultrafenomeno?
>>157053805come on, Modrić is a global and national superstar and a fucking Ballon d'Or winneron twitter alone Modrić has 6 500 000 followers while Gvardiol has 65 000
>>157053855He is also a Milan player (soon legend)
>>157053783pretty gud, virtually no recoil for obvious reasons and stock it takes 4 shots to the chest up until 20m, then it takes 53 shots to the head from 10m onwardsI can see myself running it on a very aggressive hipfire configuration
any Italians know if Nathalie Tocci is Jewish
VICTIM OF AN ANTERIOR CRUCIATE LIGAMENT TEAR, AMADOU ONANA WILL BE OUT FOR 9 MONTHS !!!!
>Sandro Sabatini on Sportmediaset: “I wouldn't want us to choose Guardiola because of the past, let's not pass the others off as number zero, like Conte, and let's not forget Baldini”
I didn't forget Nicky Bandini (requiescat in pace)
Just saw a Gnostic to PSV rumour lole
>Todibo or Tomori to replace Bremer if he joins Galatasaray lol >we're omega fucked
>>157054602The anguish this post made me feel made me delete P.T. from my PS4 Pro
>>157054190>fucking dies>againyeah hes finished >>157054602>remember that ultra shit bbilan team>we must emulate it lmao
fraudiola rumours are grim. hope he says no
>>157054753this, bring gattuso back
>>157054753true we need spalletti back instead
>>157054753same, ventura needs to come back and take things full circle
>>157054602Not juve begging for out rejects lmao
>>157054753truebring sampaoli in
if hes gonna make the youth setup to only tika tika shit its gonna be so grim.
We should hire a 2006 legend to play sexy football, what does it mean? I don't know but I want it to be sexy
How DARE you make a winning system!
>tiki taka>winninglol
Hello yes why does the UEFA Europa League account keep tweeting about the Juventus?
>>157054753What about picrel? Could he save italy?
>>157055064trueyou know how many scudettos have been won playing tiki taka?0
>selling any player to a Turkish club when the turkish lira is at its worstYeah that's a great plan I'm sure you will get the entire fee they owe you
>>157055168FWIF, foreign players there all get paid in Euros and clubs doing business also stipulate in the contracts that they're being paid in Euros.
>>157055189Yeah cool but with the lira being worth less than a former polsci student's resume I find it hard to believe the clubs can keep this up for much longer, especially the top 3 or 4 which definitely aren't being supported by the gubermint, no sir! Considering all the payments are spread out over several years, who's to say they won't just stop paying you once the country collapses with UEFA unable to do anything about it?
>>157055276As long as you do business with the Big 3 it will be fine. They are very much too big to fail and La Erdoga won't let them fall in fear of the people's reaction like you said.But shit on FIFA and UEFA all you want, but the moment clubs stop paying players or other clubs, is the moment when shit really hits the fan. They're unironically very strict about that sort of stuff. Even the Saudi clubs, who are used to just bribing their way out of things, have been notified for that sort of malfeasance recently.
Juventus is preparing the assault for the Nigerian talent from Club Brugge Khatzin N'Goul (class of 2008), a skilled midfielder who loves to make runs forward, especially from deep positions. On the table: 25 million.t. Sky Sport Belgique
>Romag deal collapsed so badly he may even return to formello with cap in hand Its a lodido world and we're all just living in it
The day they abolish workers protections this country will finally reach the first world
>>157055124They tweet non-stop about the biggest clubs in those competitions. Liverpool, Aston Villa and Chelsea still get tweets now.
>>157054753this, bring back the fennel
>The murdered British politician Ann Widdecombe was struck 21 times on the head with a hammer. CCTV footage from Widdecombe’s home captured the attack. The suspect is due to appear in court in London on Tuesday.21 hammer blows to the head for Carnevali every day he doesn't sign a player [in Kingdom Come Deliverance 2]
can't decide which PS5 Pro enhanced game to download first ngl
>>157055932Everything alright? Your post seem a little bit off today
>>157055972I'm close to entering berserker mode, it's fine
its tummy tuesday
>>157056003Are you afraid that dinamo is going to get humiliated tonight?
>>157056012Baed
>Simone Inzaghi's Al-Hilal has made a massive offer to Summerville, who was on the verge of joining Roma.mai 'na gioia
>‘The scrutiny is constant’: referee Anthony Taylor retires from footballRiommers can finally rest
>vini chin harmonization surgeryShows us that even the most successful people still can be insecure. Happiness and self-love isnt defined by money/success
Nicolò Zaniolo has signed new deal at Udinese today valid until June 2029 plus option until 2031.Huge work from the club to keep Zaniolo after his excellent first season.Zaniolo never missed training despite reports; he’s expected and called up for tomorrow.
>80 millions for Summerville (Crysencio)
>>157057213There goes our hope of winning the World Cup in 2030
>>157054753
Is funny this keeps happening to Roma, but in general to serie ass clubs
West Ham have reached an agreement with Al Hilal for the sale of Crysencio Summerville. Sky Sports News understands the deal is worth around £68m (€80m).Roma had been trying to strike a deal with West Ham for the Netherlands international, but multiple derisory offers were rejected out of hand.
Summerville is not even worth 30 million.These sandpeople are crazy
>>157057519name some good wingers you can buy for 30m in 2026.
Yildiz to Roma for 40m you heard it here first and from Ilario Radio Radio tomorrow
Roma have begun talks to sign Alejandro Garnacho from Chelsea; the proposal is for a potential loan deal, but Chelsea was a permanent element attached to any move; the Blues are prepared to sell Garnacho for £42.7m this summer
>>157057791just kill me now
>>157057791Fras, we might just have found the one that makes it look like PolSci students made good decisions by comparison.
>Lemao getting cancelled for his insta storyLole
>rashford to romakekKEK
>>157057851Why is a Portuguese man playing in Italy speaking English
>>157034301That doesn even make sense retard
Who's Adani?
>>157058184britain rules the (brain) waves
>>157058391Italian pollo vignolo, but he was actually a professional player
>>157058079would rather take trashford than garnacho or nusa
>>157058582rashford wont press man to man for gasperseethi itll never work
>>157058616and garnacho will? he's the laziest cunt i've ever seen
Firefox 153.0 is up
Marathon 1.5 update is up (and so is the PvE method)
The Principe method of finding a ship with a burning chair? Worked on the 2nd try.
>>157058866meant PVE mode, fug
>>157058883Sborring
>>157058723nusa will but yeah garnacho wont work either
>schjelderup to riommawtf i thought he was going to lazio
Chinlets BTFO
>>157059128That's legit a different person, also how insecure can you be lol
>>157059105>gasp wants a pacy ngubu for 2 years now>will end up with a slow norwegiankekKEK
>>157059128Lmao he will be bullied x100000 times now for going under the knife like a tranny
Wait cannavaro doesnt coach dinamo anymore?
Leao to Riomma you know it
>>157059361Cannavaro coach Uzbekistan, he was at the world cup
>>157059128>>157059137He looks like one of those niggas that appear in stereotypically black vine skits
>>157059128Terry Crews-ahh face
>>157059128>>157056899
>>157059397Good for him I guess
>>157059449Are you asking me to delete my post or what
happiness and self-love is defined by cosmetic surgery
what about cosmic surgery
Cosmi Surgery.
>>157059491No it was just a reminder
>the Portuguese coach has been pleasantly impressed by the performance of Andrej Kostic, the 19-year-old Montenegrin coming off a 12-goal season in Serbia, who is serious about securing a spot in the first-team squad for next season.>It will be a tough battle with Francesco Camarda, who also scored during his training session at Milanello, as did Kostic.
>>157060243Lmao he mogs Camerda
>>157060243can he run and cross?
>>157060243Guy on the right looks like he's going fully bald in 2 years wew
>>157060243Lmao, the only thing Camerda needs are some brown peasant clothes and he looks exactly like the quintessential medieval village bumpkin
>>1570604492 years?
>>1570604779 months. It's much worse than I thought
>>157060477grim
>>157060477this is functionally bald desu
Reminder that baldness spreads by making fun of bald people. Always be kind to them desu
t. Mikkel Damsgaard
>>157054753we should get joachim loew instead
Someone post a rumour please
>Bologna CEO Fenucci: "Lucumi can leave because we promised him last year. We asked him to stay one more year, promising that if a suitable offer arrived, he could leave this summer."
chancellor to la viola
>Romero entourage in Inter talks, but Tottenham Hotspur want €50mthis would be nice. but i dont believe it
>>157061115Just heard that Onimusha: Way of the Sword is one of the GOTY candidates
>Ask foreign lawyer to give quote for analysis on foreign law>Quote is ridiculously high>Bossbergs solution is to consult Claude because there’s no way we are paying that >Proceeds to send me links for Claudelol
>>157061168mo just need pippaksen and zacca out and I'll be happy
>>157061373
>>157061398Dutch media just Lazio has inquired about Gjivai Zechiël>>157061417
>>157061447he's the gwen lookalike right?
>dutch footballer Gjivai Zechiël
>>157061482More brown, bouncier hair and a bit less easily heated
>and one can opt for someone who is perhaps of a more recent school of thoughtso no conte? oof
The singing seaThe talking treesA Silent in a noisy wayThe stars are brightBut give no lightThe world spins backward everyday
If Pjanic brings Alajbegovic to Jjust I’ll never slander him again
>>157061807Why do you guys rate him so much, he was average at the wc
>>157062047He’s 18 fra, two-footed, good technical ability and eye for goal already gets regular playtime with his NT. Yamal, Mbappe and Bellingham broke everyone’s brains to the point where teenage players are expected to have the full package immediately.
>>157062047only 18 and tracks like yildiz
>>157062047Hes a zingaro so I must shill him
Sleep tight /serie/an/
>>157062620uma dericia
draw is uphttps://skribbl.io/?FtCQsANA
draw is up, with this goon bait i summon duccio
Free sex with Inde insidehttps://skribbl.io/?FtCQsANA
>>157062843>>157063018Go on without me, I'm playing WoW Classic
>>157063118>WoW classic>in the year 2026 of our Lord and Saviorcome on now
>>157063149Aint no one playing retail, smooth brain.
>>157063177>implyinghavent played retail since legion
>>157063207Good. Be ready for classic+ soon™
'member to feed your riccios!
>>157063649>Lorenzo Riccio to Ducciolandplease take good care of him
Im back, and in pain>>157025692Id rather throw myself off the top of the Obellisco before hiring a foreign manager.>>157033781I somehow forgot this movie even existed, so much for the acclaimed return of Disney's Star Slop to theatres.>>157037339I REALLY want to make one of these and take part of this year's Fantacalcio but i both have little knowledge of most clubs playing this season and i dont have the stomach to watch some of them so id end up making really obvious picks and miss out on the more underrated players :(
>>157063714Ooh, he even went to Feyenoord B!(KNVB didn't want another youth team in the KKD so they fuckef MY team over, but Feyenoord basically took over Dordrecht and does similar stuff now)
>>157063756>I REALLY want to make one of these and take part of this year's Fantacalcio but i both have little knowledge of most clubs playing this season and i dont have the stomach to watch some of them so id end up making really obvious picks and miss out on the more underrated players :(That's what most people do tbf, just go by feeling, its just nice to be part of it anyway
>>157063756You just have to believe in the heart of the cards
DONALD TRUMP WANTS GIANNI INFANTINO TO BE THE NEXT SECRETARY GENERAL.. OF THE UN! The American president believes that Infantino «is respected worldwide and possesses a particular talent for bringing people together».
>>157063898Why is camardinha in this pic?
>>157063898I miss Tudorposting, and Mottaposting too for that matter
>>157063949
>>157063761he was supposed to be a great talent, dunno why do scatalanta get rid of him
>>157063898>It's real
>>157063756>but i both have little knowledge of most clubs playing this season and i dont have the stomach to watch some of themliterally everybody itt
>>157064059You're familiar with Árpád Weisz I'm guessing? Fun fact: He coached Dordrecht up until WWII started.
>>157063087Nonna raping dolphins when
>>157064171I know his story yes>he played for Maccabi Brnokek what
>>157037310Here's my submissionToumors F.C.The number at the bottom is at the amount of tumors Nico Gonzales is currently sitting at, will update eventually
>>157064896Strong candidate for Fantaclub of the Year
Who's the Jimothy of Serie A