>back to sharing a flag with scotscan we just keep them separated forever? por favor
Hello friends, I'm a Scotsman and I love nothing more than taking big fat English cock up my arse. Unfortunately, my benefits have been cut and I now cannot afford to wipe my arse after paying my heroin bill. As a result, the most handsome men on Earth (the English) now refuse to fuck me no matter how much I beg them.What can I do about this situation?
>>157042901Don't worry, I've heard Andy Burnham is going to banish them to the offshore rigs, to slave away under the sea for the glory of Greater England.
>>157042901Sorry but only real countries get flags
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Angus McHaggisA tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined Scottish oil money being transported south to London and it grew yet more. I imagined English Tories deciding Scottish fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted no. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.My name is Angus McHaggis. I am Scottish; I am a cuckold.
>>157043193I watched Trainspotting so I believe that this post is genuine. >>157043227Heh.
>>157043215Day 100, not many people can remember the days before the Mancocracy started. It all happened so fast. A whole nation forced into the eckles cake factories to provide the funds needed for the vastly expanded Manchester buswork, now running two buses every 30 seconds, on every route. The only sound the blast of the PA system, playing Oasis on repeat.
>>157042901Nope, in fact the UK teams should all be unified into a singular British football team and then Quebec and Catalonia should get their own Football teams instead
>>157043431This would just be the UK team being 75% English Ngubus, 24% English, and 1% token Scot/Welsh/Norn Ironer.
>>157043431A miss the chance to have Scotland get into the knockouts? Not bloody likely.
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>>157042901No, we need your nutrients to survive.
>>157042901Welcome back bongs
>>157042901Does it become more expensive separating the UK countries for the /sp/ board?
>>1570429012-1.
>>157043431Why should England get to ride Scotland, Wales, and NI's coattails?
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING
>>157044080>pedophilicFtfy
