Survivor Edition >>157016299
>>157046229
My penguins (:
>>157046249that's a silly logo
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
watching raw
>>157046269Fucking get in the gym you entitled cunt. Can't have yet another year of Pettersson coming into the season out of shape.
>>157046269i have the same tupperware as pettersson
>>157046285>we're tanking>n-no petey not like this!!make you're fuckin mind up
i'm still waiting for that guy's cool post. i really hope it didn't happen yet, because all the posts thus far are mid af
>>157046285Who cares anyway?
BUSINESS IDEANew Furry Mascot that is an "Abominable Snowman", NOT A YETI>he carries around a club, like something you'd see on the Flintstone's>it's his "Utah Hockey Club"Mormon's LOVE inside jokes and word play, it'll be a hit with the childrens
>>157046274Didn’t ask
>>157046312nta but I hope ep40 takes his recovery nice and slow and in 2-3 years becomes the superstar he once was
Bros
>>157046372YOR + YTA, OP. petey is doing everything he can.
i wish i had a gold medal bro's...
>>157046415Then get a good team
>>157046415Where is Flames fan Tate McRae?
>>1570464154 subbans in the background
just like my islanders
>only alcohol and weed on him >accidentally robbing pumps and driving the wrong way on the highway kawb at least die in a meth binge
thanks intern!
I have no good posts for this thread.
Horse Hockey
>>157046595nah I'm just sharing a silly video for funsies
All I wanna do is mow lawns and smoke dope. And that's okay
the 4 nations, it's the 4 nations!!!
Soccer is finished im gonna post here again
>>157046678poo peeland
>>157046675didn't euros have the greatest share of players drafted in the last draft too?
>>157046673woah
>>157046673/hoc/ is international
no hockey today
>>157046678how is your pro league team doing this season?>also, do you follow an Aussie team? I'm a Melbourne Mustangs fan, muhself
>>157046776Flo hockey 24/7 has playoff reruns from the minors, if you're jonesing
/hoc/ is my personal urinal
>>157046776Probably because you're a faggot. Go watch something else.
>>157046807Canada basically do this anyway on their "own sport"When are they gonna get good?
>>157046802redpill me on flo hockey. i have heard of it from time to time here but have never looked into it.
>>15704670143.5% euro30.5% canadian26% american
>>157046673so are gonna expand with Russia and Czechia this year? cause, four teams made it kinda pretty much gay
>>157046807No you don't just to be shit and think that hockey is your sport
>>157046868I honestly think that the Gary world cup in 2028 will have a pretty good chance at including Russians, but only if Sweden and Finland don't boycott if it does. And it will be an 8 team tournament, not just 4.
>>157046372>>157046412i think his wrist is cooked and he just can't snap it like he used to. so he's just not going to score goals like he did earlier in his career.
>>157046807see you at the trough
>>157046868Depends are russian soldiers still dying like idiots?Where is the new KHL talent?
>>157046937I've said this before but the current Russian talent is alive and well right now, but the next generation and the one after that is absolutely borked because all of their would-be fathers and grandfathers are getting FPV droned on Ukrainian soil right meow, due to invading them for no reason
>>157046842I get the annual package cause I watch FLO all year longYou also get ALL THE OTHER SPORTS so you can watch whatever; I'm watching Western Canadian Baseball League presently Some folks said they would try a monthly package just to see but the annual package is where it's at every minor league except WHL for some stupid fucking reason, a bunch of NCAA stuff, mostly Div 2 and 3 but they get Div 1 gamesAlso, juniors, prep school and academy leagues; more fucking hockey then can be consumed in one season >It's the bomb-diggity
>>157046936gary is generous when it comes to adding slop to the trough I give him that
>>157047001thanks man I think I am gonna try it out then
>>157046868The 6 nations? Kinda crazy man
>>157046908>Gary worldwe call those planet garys now
Six nations suck and fuck
>>157047042they got a deal right now, I just re upped my sub
>>157047059
>>157046274i watched it at work in passing
>>157047007one day he'll give the interns free coffee and toilet paper
>>157047044Imagine if we go 8 Nations and we invite Switzerland and ze Germans
>>157047001Sounds shitty and pathetoc jlmi
>>157046918Austin mathews
latest front page headline on the gary site
gary also did an exposé on queefer sherwood
>>157046979yea russian hockey is cooked for good
J L M ILMI
>>157047372I wonder how much he can bench and squat
Huomenta but the opposite
>>157047489Night, pookie
>>157047118härregud
eeli tolvanen is still unsigned
>>157047001no one asked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXsNQYg7uvUwish I was watching my Habs right now
always thought ville heinola was going to be a serviceable second pairing dman in the nhl but hes basically 1 season away from busting out of the league now.
grr i fucking hate the habs
>>157047755>1reminds me of what bud did
Heinola impressively made the Jets roster out of training camp.
I should tamper and collude more
I love Canadian people, I love American people, I love Swedish people, and I love Finnish people.
Fuck kill marry nukeSweden Finland Canada America
>>157047971Fuck all 4 and then nuke afterwards
>>157047971Fuck CanadaMarry Finland Kill Sweden
>>157047971I would drop an absolute bomb on a swedish broad's face then I would nuke her
>>157047971marry finland kill self
alright /hoc/, if we were the arbitrators how much would we grant jason robertson for his next contract?keep in mind that he's already rejected a 15x8 from a sign and trade and dallas has 10.6m in cap space
I was raped by the Canada World Juniors team, trust me
If you don't like Van Halen, you are not my friend.
>>157048211sorry bedard i didn't mean it
>>157048233does that include van hagar?
>>157048271uhhhhhhhhhh yes
>>157048041
Solo Diamond Dave > Van Halen
>>157048333checked
>>157048281guess i'm siding with sweden then
>>157048346sweden is my friend though
if you don't like Panama, then fuck you
>>157048366that's not what i heard
>>157047372>something active>golf>beachLol. Makes you wonder how much better they could be if they took the offseason serious. Why the hell do you even have ONE off day, even less THREE?
>>157048380Photoshop
>>157048233>>157048367Van Halen was such a lazy band. Great, but lazy. It wasn't until Sammy Hagar joined they started to have to serious work ethic. And when he left/got fired they became lazy as fuck again.
two different teams are being held hostage by american players as you read this post.
>>157048565larkin and blarkin
off the next two days bro's thank GOD. my dad's memory seems to be okay today sometimes it's shoddy. finna boutta take his aahhh to the odyssey on wednesday
>>157048367Seems like a girly album
Sammuel Hagar >>>
>>157048697nah it was a bodybuilding album
did you know the flames have 14.88 mill in cap space right now?
gary kind of forgot about his promise to bring hockey back to tempe
>>157048836Oy vey
>>157048951What the fuck
>>157048951womens hockey probably has the higest percentage of dykes compared to other female sportscausation or correlation?
>be the Pingues >get a Southern Florida team for an affiliateIs it to laugh, lads??? >I love what they did My Islanders
>>157049028This retard has never heard of the wnba kek
>>157048656I hope you have a good time with your Dad, lad>
>>157049063thanks bro :)
>>157049044trb is braindead and can't form sentences properly anymore
>>157049063>>157049076proof that rapey and copey are best friends forever
>>157047889Fuck you eastern Canadians will die in the streets like dogs
>>157049122kwab
>>157049108Where are all of your friends?
>>157049028I don't think Girljock was a gay magazine. I think it was a girly magazine.
>>157049210
I don't get it. Leafs have like a yankees tier financial advantage over other franchises and havent won in 60 years. At least the yanks built a great record in 1990s and one final ring in 2009 before they went down.
trb's dad doesn't actually have dementia he just pretends to when he visits so trb leaves. when his other kids are around he acts normal
playing diablo for the first time in at least a week lads crafted a decent ring gg
>>157046229Sexy Boys also supported the cause too
didn't ask you shoot geek
I forgot Jack Hughes existed.
>>157049341and what about boy toys?
I posted that to make fun of his horrible tattoo sleeve
>>157049408>Walking away from hockey wasn't easy.take your skates off first retard
Good news!Dylan Larkin added the Dallas Stars as a fourth approved trade destination alongside the Florida Panthers, the Minnesota Wild and the Vegas Golden Knights.It is believed the Tampa Bay Lightning and the Nashville Predators are soon to be added to his list if it drags on for another month :)
>>157049585>Vegas Golden Knightsbased we love them here
>>157049403Hands off the merchandise, buddy
their (biological women) knees get weak whenever i'm around
i just really really like hockey
how are you only like 30 and your dad is already some dementia ridden boomoid?
>>157049715look man
>>157049707me too, man. me too.
there needs to be a ranch for all of us fun uncles to reside and hangout
>>157049772https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRTKV7mlTx8
>>157049715>30i fucken wish
https://youtu.be/Vbj5tL038QA?si=gmWamfI0SbOHPa8X
>>157049772imagine the rampant SAs
>>157049836its not Woodstock '99
>>157049044It's going to completely fuck them over if they need to call someone up on short notice like they did last year.Also, they're dickheads if they don't recolor the Everblades to Black and Gold, or at least replace the Navy with Powder Blue.
>>157049899Bro I hate to break it to you but they are testing the waters for relocating the penguins to florida
For me? It's Styx
for me?
DYING OF BOREDOOOOOMI'LL TRY IT AAAALL
>>157050004the best of times is a great song
Earth to planet retard. Earth to planet retard. Come in planet retard, do you read me?
>>157050229Solid copy. aliens fucked over engine 27 carburators and stuff
>>157049979That would be the most retarded thing they could possibly do. There are already teams in Tampa and Miami. If the Hoffmans tried to move the Penguins to Fort Myers or Orlando, they'd just be trying to skim market share from the two teams that already exist in Florida.The biggest reasons that the Penguins don't have great attendance are that PPG Paints is right in the middle of Downtown, the parking costs way too much, and there's nowhere cheap and convenient for out of town fans to stay.Support for the Penguins is good. Their broadcast ratings are consistently high, and they sell a ton of merchandise. If they were on the North Shore like the other two teams, and charged less for their tickets and concessions, they'd be selling out their weekend and playoff games, at least.Last year, a single 24 oz. Yuengling in PPG was $21. You can get an entire case of those for that price from a distributor. The Souper Bowl across the street gets packed before most games because their entire business strategy relies on people pregaming on near at-cost beer and ordering food while they're there. (I'm 100% sure it's run by a furry, by the way. The walls are covered in zesty-ass paintings of anthropomorphic animals.)
>>15705027220-4 Overlord, initiating tac nukes... Over and out.Stand by.
>>157050299Bro it was just a joke wheres my duke nukem image
>>157050320
>>157050320I knew.I mostly just wanted an excuse to bitch about the concessions. (And how deeply the furfag convention is fucking up the whole city even when it's not in town.)
I love americans and they love me
>>157050408eh, you're alright I guess
>In November 2014, Avery was set to appear in Negative Is Positive, an off-Broadway play by Christy Smith-Sloman, but quit two days before opening night. According to reports, Avery had a meltdown after a stage manager offered him pizza, which he misinterpreted as an insult.[46] An understudy filled in for Avery when the play premiered.[47]can't tell if this is based shit or prima donna shit
>>157050414
remember when she was fat
>>157050420Havent seen any screenshots of him from the odyssey yet
Leo Carlsson’s $18 million cap hit shocked plenty of hockey fans, but Brady and Matthew Tkachuk believe Anaheim had no choice but to match Philadelphia’s offer sheet.“$18 million it’s not an overpay whatsoever,” Brady said. “Unbelievable, he comes as advertised, $18 million is probably going to be an underpay.”Matthew immediately agreed: “Yeah for sure.”He then took it even further when discussing the compensation Anaheim would have received by letting Carlsson leave.“He’s worth 8 first rounders,” Matthew said. “Maybe even more.”The Tkachuk brothers clearly view Carlsson as an irreplaceable franchise centre, not an overpaid young player. Matthew also believes the contract will have a lasting impact across the league.“It’s definitely one of those types of deals that kind of changes the outlook for everybody else in the NHL for years to come,” he said.
Expansion teams:Glendale CoyotesHouston RocketsIndianapolis RacersJacksonville IcemenKansas City ScoutsQuebec NordiquesCarolina Hurricanes need to change their name to Raleigh Hurricanes.Then the NHL would have the whole English alphabet represented except XYZ
>>157050461based
>>157050408I love BC so much. I went to Golden and Whistler twice in a ski season.
>>157050625Give it a few years and you'll join the Israelis for public beatings in this country
same
we should play secret hitler or chess or some shit
>>157050778'greed
>>157050625Why do so many people ski? Almost every time I've spoken to someone about it, they were either in the process of recovering from a major injury, or they'd mention that they have hardware in their body from one or more major injuries they got while skiing.
>>157050814it's fun to go fast t. skier
hasnt been over 25 celsius a single day this summer
>>157050529Ok
>>157051109Celsius is gay
>>157052051kek true
i find it pretty tasty and nutricious
>>157052051The only downside to Fahrenheit is that its freezing and boiling points for water are slightly more arbitrary.Other than that, it's about twice as precise, meaning fractions of degrees aren't necessary for most use cases, and the amount of difference in one degree of ambient temperature also happens to be very close to the smallest amount of difference that a human can reliably distinguish. The difference between 73 F and 74 F can be the difference between being comfortable and not. But both of those temperatures would be called 23 C or 23.5 C on a weather forecast or on a thermostat.All you need to do to reap the benefits of an objectively superior system is remember two numbers, 32 and 212. And hey, you don't even have to give up Celsius for science, medicine, or industry. We don't. We use both. F for everyday use cases, and C for science, medicine, and industry. The biggest reason we never switched isn't institutional inertia like it was with Customary weights and measures. (Which are actually defined on the Metric system anyway, by the way.) We just never switched because Fahrenheit is actually just that much more practical.
You keep telling yourself that.
>>157052156Autism
>>157046868czech doesnt have enough defense to field a team of nhlers
>>157052156if fahrenheit was good it would take humidity into account because its not the heat that gets ya its the humidity!!
>>157052156the stronger case is for imperial measurement of height. people here and in the uk still use that
>>157052779*backhands you*shaddap!!
Huomenta
gonna watch superbad before work :)
for me its tenacious d the pick of destiny
that/'s also a banger of a movie :)
>>157046675yes those well established players who have a combined total of*beep boop computer calculations*zero NHL games played so far
>>157053321>*beep boop computer calculations*Faggot
>>157050461two meatheads screaming into the void the talking points given to them by their agents, never post here again thanks
just woke up
>>157046229why would a tshirt say its a jpg of a tshirtim beginning to think its not even a real tshirt
>>157053638you looking for a promotion or something?
>>157053485Cope I wasn't talking about Shannon and Yvon
>>157053638that's not a tshirt it's a picture of a tshirt
/cric/ is so poor they cant even get their league comish to pay somebody to draw a jpg of a tshirt
Drop everything now, meet me in the pouring rainKiss me on the sidewalk, take away the pain'Cause I see sparks fly whenever you smileGet me with those green eyes, baby, as the lights go downGive me something that'll haunt me when you're not around'Cause I see sparks fly whenever you smile
head in the ceiling fan goes roaring and missing like bullets slamming into deer skin. glued my green eyes to your face
You know remember Patrik Laine
>>157054213the fortnite streamer on twitch?
*enters /hoc/*
Just had a thought You can't spell infinite without finn
BOO~
Today's taco tuesday but that means tomorrows a messy marner morning
today is didn't ask tuesday
>>157054855Yum
today is bud1555
Today's tell all tuesday
that's what's up my niggai bet that cookie pink
>>157054823BOO
>>157054934
>>157054934bies
metric is a fag system but whats even worse is these homos switch the '.' and ',' in numbersso it's 1.000.000,00 dollars and thats just satanic desu
>>157055118stop bozo posting
>>157054817see >>157055127
>>157055127do you have 4 comma ninety-nine dollars I can borrow for some timbits?
who even enjoys going to costco these days
>but wotah fweezes at zero, and it bools at a hundwet innit
>>157054855Tuesdays are my fasting day while I'm cutting
happy bud1556
World cup of hockey host city requirements just leaked
>>157055127*puts you in the walls of jericho*
>>157055192Fat people
>>157055192jeets
>>157055192mexicans and fat white women who wear cookie monster pajamas in public and have black boyfriends
xhe rb swallows his costco hotdogs whole- learned that trick in the military
>>157055192intellectuals and retards
>>157055789Intellectuals are even more retarded than actual retards
>>157055789>>157055908very based
>>157055908This is something Chairman Mao would say
>CBJ have exchanged arbitration numbers with RFA Jet Greaves. The team wants a $2.8M contract, while the player is looking for a $7.5M cap hit on his deal.id ask for a trade if i were greaves, $2.8M for your starter is crazy
>>157055192I’ve heard you can get great deals
>>157055680leave trb alone, xie tries very hard to come across as the laid back chill /hoc/ regular despite always being called a raped retard
>>157056002Isn't that how arbitration normally works and then they meet in the middle?
>>157056095sure but that doesn't make the lowball offer less insulting
Isles bros the future is bright
>>157056074he’ll never reach the same level of chill as the evening of easter 2022
>>157056177$7.5mm is crazy high too. They're going to wind up at around $5mm which is fair
the skoda cup was just one big advertisement for these canadian cats
for me it's princess sabby with her marner jersey(knights edition)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcSP1ZUf1eQ
>>157056963that bitch be ugly
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157056963Kinda gross to be wearing marner (piss edition)
>>157057011she's covered in shit and piss
>>157057009Go back to /pol/
>>157057035Gary's growing the game for germans
>>157057036i've been here since the olympics
>>157056074>>157056376xhe do be bubblin
>>157056963Oh no! Not Marner!
I get my hockey sticks from hockeystickman.com where do you guys get your sticks? What kind do you get? I get Ovi's and Kovalev's
he's already better than marnermitch never had a shot like this
>>157057520> last place laffs
A gathering of angels appeared above my headThey sang to me the song of hope, and this is what they saidCome sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me
>>157057883that song sucks
>>157057883song rules
>>157057883song is average
gonna watch clerks :)
Does hockey mommy listen to Soccer Mommy?
>>157058066that movie sucks>>157058223that musician sucks
>>157058291You suck
>>157058300your team sucks
my feet are cold
The puck is a lie
Samir bros were heading to jail
>>157058066that’s governor isolano’s favorite movie
>>157058438I would always comply with the undertaker
You anons own hockey sticks, right?
>>157058654Do mini sticks count
>>157058654Why would I? I don’t play hockey
The #Blackhawks have signed forward Patvander Kane to an eight-year contract with an AAV of $8 million.
>>157058654Of course
2017 was the last year that the Stanley Cup was won by a city where ponds freeze
>>157058654the stick i use is one of pasta's old sticks. dad played beer league with the pooins athletic trainer
Look at meIt's 10 degreesAnd I'm outside harvesting clams
>>157058897never giving up is for chumps
nice demoralizing postswe're all ceos and doctors here
Columbus is lowballing players again kek
>>157058908I know you. You're the raisin dude that I stole lighters from at Shrimp City Beach 1993
>>157058950At least they're not murdering them anymore
>>157058934thoughts on bud's victory over trb?
>>157059045Thoughts on you queering off constantly?
>>157058950At least they're not babcocking them anymore
>>157058778I hate this world
>>157059181you lost to bud, mitch, and a burrito
>Brendan Lemieux shared with police that his father, Claude, had relapsed into a sex addiction 1 year before he took his own life. >Claude had been sober for over a decade, but his family watched his behavior spiral down over that final year. >On the night of May 27, his wife Deborah confronted him about it. After Claude confessed, she told him he needed to leave. >Later, Brendan discovered his father hanged at the family's Florida business. Claude left behind deeply sorrowful notes on his phone.https://nypost.com/2026/07/21/sports/claude-lemieuxs-son-revealed-dad-relapsed-into-sex-addiction-before-suicide/
>>157059207No, I'm not one of you queers, retard. Stay queering off.
>>157059223>sex addiction Next they'll be saying people have water addictions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYwwjV3WGNU>This guy made a 2-hour video about Mario Lemieux just to slander him with Deadspin articles implying he's a secret rapist.>But that's totally not what he's doing, honest you guys, that's just the order these things happened in.This jackass wants you to think Mario is some under-the-radar sex criminal over three minor circumstantial controversies over the course of 40 years as a public figure: Being in the same place as a guy who got accused of a rape that didn't even happen. Giving a player who had fucked his life up as a minor with bad decisions a second chance.And not immediately nuking his AHL team mid-season because the coach was rude to women. Instead, he waited until the season was over to fire the guy.
>>157059600Never would have known Lemieux qas a rapist until you posted this
>>157059600He won cups is what he did, he was a brave Pennsylvanian champion and in his genny Mario Lemieux is a hero, end of story.
>>157059267https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYtpU5b2ALk
>>157059223Love from Kazakhstan
Mario could rape a 3 year old on the alter at the basilica in Rome and I would not give a fuck
>>157058897>>157058908WAGMI
>>157055929thank you based crosGOD
>>157060154kek 2true
bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022
Uzbeks, they are the weak link in the Great Chain of Socialism
SEX WITH BROOK NADER
>>157060235You achieved total queering off.
>reeee a leafcmtsu
we don't use the words "raped bitch" here on reddit that's not our style
>>157060299thoughts on bud’s islanders winning the draft lottery and getting a generational defenseman while the yzerplan is officially dead and buried?
> I like Samir queering off.
>samirpostingreal raped bitch hours
>>157060567Yes you are. We get it.
> C'mere, baby, I know what you want.
>>157060639>please be samirim white
>>157060676trb was white after the events of 04/17/2022
>>157060676We all don't believe you
>>157060750i didnt ask for your opinion
>>157060768okay samir
>>157060778yo retard, im white
>>157060809I don't believe you
>>157060822that is nice, the onus is on you to fulfill your claim
>>157060848Alright samir
when will patty be getting an offer?
>>157060860retard
>>157060868kek thats all you have?
>>157060874no need for effort when replies made in bad faith
>THEY DON'T BELIEVE ME MOM.. THEY DON'T BELIEVE MEEEEE
>>157060889that is you accusing leafs of being samir
>>157060900You are who you are. Can't change that
>>157060907yes, a white man who stands alone
what’s it like to be white?
>>157060968not that great, seething brownoids spend their time accusing you of being brown
>>157061375remember when you called yourself a homecoming queen? kwarb
>>>157059923mild trannie meltie lmao
>>157060882Your stench is in bad faith, Samir.
just went swimming in a lake
Makes you think
>>157061402Don never did that
Well the full story came out and /hoc/ was wrong once again. I bet yall are feeling pretty damn stupid now huh? Maybe wait for the full story to come out before running your mouth.
>>157061730trb did
>>157061805Why would you do that?
>>157060968reddit tells me everything wrong with the world is my fault :(
Canesbros...
>>157061921CANES WON! VEGASS LOST!
>>157061509doubling down on retardation is going to make me brown
>>157062071Atleast he admits it finally
>>157062078yes, you admit youre a retardthank you
>>157061549>SWIMMING IN THE LAKE>SWIMMING IN THE LAKEwhat was that old golf game where you could spam that when your opponent was shooting that shit was kino
>>157062105>Everyone that makes fun of me is a retardCalm down samir
>>157062148people who accuse me of being brown are retards, like yourselfim white
>>157062173You try so hard to convince yourself. It's sad
>>157061771Jet has similar career wins as Dustin wolf when he signed his 5 x 7.5 contract. Dustin at the time of signing:37-23-92.73 GAA.906 SVP3 SOsJet:36-28-112.61 GAA.913 SVP 4 SOSThe cap has gone up a large amount since then. So why shouldn't he ask for the same amount that Dustin signed for?
>>157062219yep, i deal with retards who cant be reasoned withthey just post in bad faith praying that others are brown
prove youre white
>>157062071You're already that, Samir. Plus you smell bad.
>>157062262im 25% swedish
anthony mantha ain't it
>>157062262You're*
>>157062285tripling down on retardation makes you browni'll be here white as ever while you contemplate that
>goalie>midget>leaf>wants $8MWtf?
>69 days until puck drop
>>157062418We're contemplating your awful stench, Samir.
>>157062311Just like my islanders
>>157062448Guess I'll just enjoy some of this until then
>>157062456you have think about it cause its totally in your mind
>>157062479How do the rags come out the least retarded in all of this
>>157062485It's in the thread also you just can't help yourself can you?
>>157062536and you're the only one crying about itmaybe you should change your sheets
>>157062478sounds delightful
>>157062554>and you're the only oneYou know it's not just me making fun of you in this thread, right?
just cracked another vacation beer
>>157062608you being retarded is quite normal, yes
>>157062479Dorofeyev will struggle to put up 20 goals on the >rags
>>157062710Can't wait for him to have zero chemistry with zibanajid
>>157062485Learn English, Samir.
>>157062870i dont give a fuck about your demands, lmaoalso im white
we're really rolling with a jake allen/nico daws platoon?
>>157062911You don't give a fuck about your awful stench, Samir.
>>157062950the stench that only you cry about while you pretend in brown
>>157062970This dude is literally going to be at it all day, kek
>>157062984problem?
>>157062970>the stenchYes, the stench, of you, Samir.
>>157062997>problem?Yes, your stench.
just got here, what are you guys arguing about? someone smells bad?
>>157063002>>157063024the smell is in your mind, that is why you cant get rid of italso im white
>>157063048samir has been at it all day trying to convince us that he's white
>>157063141samir doesnt exist
>>157063063
>>157056002He hasn't proved he can be a long term starter.
>>157063063>cant get rid of itYour stench is like that.
The Oilers thinking that Freedick Anderson is the answer is still one of the funniest things this off-season has provided.
>>157063152You stink, therefore you are, Samir.
>>157063391>>157063418im whitemaybe one day you'll find help for your mental disorder
>>157063403the accurate vent holes on the helmets is a nice touch
>>157063438Give it up samir
>>157063438>find helpNothing helps your stench, Samir.
Why don't NHL players write bad poetry about each other?
>>157063505>>157063510go make out faggotsyou can jerk yourselves off to samir the brown boy you cant stop thinking abouti'll be here staying white
>>157063520what liar told you they don't?
>>157063538Dude are you really going to cry on /hoc/ all day long?
>>157063520they will realize they will do it again? what?
>>157063538this is the gayest shit ive ever seen on this website holy fuck
shut the fuck up mildcuck
>>157063624Good post
60 days until pre season starts
slopdown was cancelled
>>157063624Literally noone has posted anything mild related and out of nowhere you say this. SOMEONE IS LETTING SOMEONE LIVE RENT FREE
>>157063735this but samir
>>157063718Retard
>>157063735>blud thought this was a st louis blues gennyretard
>>157063715How much of the preseason is being broadcast?
any good posts lately??
>>157063735I know but I just posted it anyways because at least 1 person will self-identify as the mildcuck and therefore I will be justified in posting it. That person appears to be you, mildcuck
>>157063789Probably depends on the team but they put some games on nhl network
>>157063795Fraid not
>>157063797You got me
>>157063839all good man I know you're not actually a mildcuck
The #NYR are hiring former player Derick Brassard as a player development assistant, according to a league source. He’ll report directly to new director Tanner Glass.Rangers also hiring Jonathan Quick as goalie development lead per Mollie Walker.
>>157063906>three former players>all shit
>>157063906they should hire lundy
>>157063924Brassard was based
>>157063906https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs4fUoPB0dAelite
>>157063961and give up his privilege of speaking with gary on espn airwaves?
>>157063979Bald people can’t be based
>>157064015Maybe on planet retard
>>157064069t. bald retard
>>157064090some say that a bald retard is also known as a baldtard
>>157064090actually thats you the baldest bitch on planet retard
>>157064128>>157064131Anger one bald person and their friends rush out to defend them
Toronto 2002
>>157064141balds together strong
Toronto 2006
the best hockey players in the world are bald are balding
>>157064165nirvanna the band the show the movie
>>157064201ovechkins hair is just grey i dont think hes balding
>>157064165Ok?
>>157064227when he turns into a skellington he will be bald
>>157064244OKAY!
>>157064244
>>157064186there is an a&w next to the horseshoe now
>>157053199showed this to my teenage son a couple years ago was a fun experience
>>157064304i wasn't a fan of their smash burger
>>157064326the mozza burger remains king
>rags>fumes
>>157064306>my teenage sonWho is his hockey team? I want to decide if you are a horrible father or not.
>>157064165>>157064186>>157064295It somehow looks the exact same but different. You dont notice it until you see some old logo you never seen before, the old car models and no one being on their phones
>>157064343flames
>>157064376If thats true then he's retarded
The smartest people I know are Flamiacs
>that guy just said he lives in Calgary and has never left, and thank God for that, amirite?
Calgary 2006
>>157064453johnny left calgary and then he died
>>157064425Smart in what way?
>>157064453one time when i was driving from revelstoke to calgary, as i was getting close to golden, i looked over to the side of the highway, and right there squatting along the riverbank was a giant grizzly bear pinching off a marner into the columbia river.
almost happy hour boys
>>157064483Every way
>>157064425Atleast you can be yourself there
my true self is sucking cock and chanting 'go flames go'
>>157064505
>>157064538many such cases for flames fans
>The New Jersey driver accused of drunkenly fatally mowing down NHL star Johnny Gaudreau and his brother Matthew is desperately trying anything to improve his case before heading to trial.>Lawyers for the alleged boozed-up killer motorist, Sean Higgins, asked at a court hearing Monday for seven more weeks to complete further blood lab testing and to compile additional information from an accident-reconstruction expert.>Defense lawyer Richard Klineburger informed the court that there was “additional information that was provided to the accident-reconstruction expert” needed to finish his report and that more testing must be done on Higgins’ blood work after the tragic August 2024 horror.>Both efforts are an attempt to make sure the state’s blood work was accurate — after some controversy — and that prosecutors considered all factors in the accident, the defense said.>Salem County Judge Michael Silvanio told both sides to return Sept. 11 for an afternoon hearing, once all of the new information has been shared between the state and Higgins’ team.>During that hearing, Higgins will have to decide whether to face a jury or try to land a deal with prosecutors, according to his co-counsel, Matthew Portella.
>Higgins’ lawyers have spent much of this year trying to get the case tossed, arguing prosecutors’ claims that the 45-year-old Army veteran’s blood-alcohol content was .087 the night of the wreck are inaccurate because their test used an incomplete blood sample, or just Higgins’ plasma — and that his BAC was actually below the legal limit of .08.>But that hail Mary was shot down by Judge Silvanio in May.>“A jury at trial is the ultimate fact-finder and is the best positioned party to weigh conflicting evidence, including expert testimony regarding BAC levels,” the judge said at the time.>But the judge also said Higgins’ team can still seek to hold another hearing if new evidence surfaces and call experts on the validity of the BAC test if or when that’s the case.>The siblings were set to be groomsmen in their sister’s wedding the next day. >Higgins faces up to 72 years in prison if convicted.
>>157064573>>157064592What a fucking huge piece of shit. Just admit that you killed 2 people and were wrong.
>>157064573I support our troops including sean higgins
>>157064601he should get the DP desu
>>157064610he is being tried in new jersey, so not happening
>>157064573lol
If you say one nice thing about the Flames, everyone in /hoc/ lashes out at you
>>157064663tradition
>>157064663What in the hell are you talking about retard?There isn't a single good thing to say about the flames
>According to Bloomberg, PWHL owner Mark Walter is facing a federal investigation over alleged financial improprieties tied to two insurance companies he owns. The reported probe includes grand jury subpoenas, SEC scrutiny, and FBI involvement.>Walter personally funded the launch of the PWHL in 2023, with the league expanding from six to 12 teams in just three seasons. Earlier this offseason, the league also secured its first outside investors, raising more than $100 million.Woman bros...
>>157064727the saddledome gets demolished in the near future
>>157064663I think it stems from jealousy
>>157064736>womens league>male owner
>>157064736gary sends his regardsthis is what happens when you try to compete with the league
You guys are really going to have to improve the quality of posts if you want me to stick around for the next thread
>>157064765Why doesn’t Gary back the pwhl like the nba does with the wnba
>>157064772we dont
>>157064772We'll try our best. This place would be grim without your wit
>>157064756get over it chud
6 7
>>157064772takes one to know one
>>157064786gary will be dead and cold in the ground before he gives away even 1 clipped shekel
>>157064786garys a chud just like me
>>157064786Gary takes his orders from the Five Jew Bankers, and they like a nice healthy competitive economy for ice hockey in general >deal with it or they'll open fire on you with their space lasers
>>157064821sorry but the trees are brapping more than usual right now
>>157064844Raped bitch
>>157064821just turn on your air conditioner
>>157064857Yes we know you are
Are my fellow flamiacs excited to see a game at the new Tard Yard?how many flames posters here have never actually been to the saddledome?
>>157064890How can you afford a new arena when you can't afford any good players?
Cuck?
>>157064916>he's never heard of Dustin Wolf
reminder that bret screwed bret
>>157064947I have actually
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