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doyers
cubgers
cubs fucking suck kek
First for black ops 2
>>157049589Sixth for yiffy, RIP my nigga myrient
black ops
Mariners
>>157049640>myrientfucking why did they shut it down
>>157049634>>157049645inb4 millennial poorfags get stunlocked again
/bo/, formerly /mlb/
Shut the fuck up about pirated sites that's how they shutdown strikeout
black ops general
>>157049653I don’t think he could afford to run it anymore. It became too popular. I got a few terabytes worth of games before he closed up shop though.
MFW we have the best record in baseball only to lose to the fucking dodgers in the post season again.
I'd rather play Battlefield 1942
Yankees.
>>157049679>>157049688How is this black ops related?
>no wager matches in bo1it's over
>>157049713Gambling is bad for you
>>157049589My pirates lost again );
>Colson injured>Teel injured>still somehow score 10 runs in a blowout winWhat is this team on?
for me, it's zombies
this one's for you you philadelphia phillies shitters how dare you ruin turner's gifts to his old teamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdv5JcnYqXA
>>157049691I only cared for Zombies and THE NUMBERS MASON THE NUMBERS WHAT DO THEY MEAN? in BO1. Baseball thoughever.
I never cared for zombie mode.
>nah bro check it out it's the "Classic" version, it's like WoW but with none of the expansions>well yea we added an expansion, but it the "Classic" version of that expansion, so you get to play just the base WoW and the first expansion, without all those other expansions. >ok so...is this the greatest scam of all time?
>>157049735The power of Christ compels them.
I don’t have 20 dollars…
I have $20 but will torrent a repack instead.
I pay sony to let me use my own internet
I never played black ops 2 on release
>I DONT HAVE DISPOSABLE INCOME!!
>>157049834That could buy you one whole hot dog at Brewers stadium!
black ops 1 was my last CoD. i play PUBG. no, most people aren't hacking
>>157049855Rape this guy
Aww yeah!! Time for some Gun Game!!
>>157049868But what about money left for beer?
Blake Snell here. About to hope on twitch and stream Search and Destroy while the dodgers pay me millions for it
>he doesn't have his hot dog and beer subscription from american family fieldyou still gotta buy the hot dogs and beer but they're a bit cheaper, mustard and relish expansion is extra.
>>157049844this scrub can't play multiplayer kek
>>157049844But what would $20 get you at Safeco field?
I always feel raped when I look at prices at games. I only buy a bag of peanuts now. Shelled peanuts to be specific
>>157049901Handjob
>>157049901safeco lets you bring in outside food so you can save that $20 and buy black ops instead
>>157049901
>>157049894I only like dust2 and blood gulch anyway.
>>157049953cs_officebros…
>>157049891is he on right now? someone check
>>157049953>firing range>kowloon>summit>jungle>launch>nuketown>discovery>drive in>crisisbo1 has so many goated maps that mog tf out of those boomer maps
>>157050063the golf course was my favorite
>>157050063all mogged by highrise, favela, and picrel.
>>157050143They will never port MW2 MP to modern consoles because they know it mogs.
>>157050143Raid shits all over those
Any zoomies here try the remake of battletoads?
fps peaked here lil bros, sorry to say.
>>157050143favela was underappreciated as fuckterminal was also a fav of minehigh-rise was fun if you were good but so many gamemodes turned into spawn trapping one team in a building
I love remakes and remasters so fvcking much
reddit has better baseball discussion than /mlb/ but /mlb/ has better vidya discussion than /v/ and better movie discussion than /tv/
For me it’s world at war
>>157050395based bazzaniac
>>157050433True
>>157050423/mlb/ has better beary discussion
>>157050469I still play og mw2. theres private servers in Oceania that have players on weekends silenced vector, scavenger, stopping power, steady aim/commandoalso fuck nukes
>>157049439>the criminal hackers of /emelbee/
>mw2>black ops>halo reach>bad company 2 >fo3/new vegas >skyrim>dark souls I didn’t realize how good I had it… take me back bros…
>>157050547YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A BASEBALL
>>157050558halo and skyrim are dogsh** games tho
>>157050597what the f#%& is your problem?!
>>157050640>all of my friends growing up had Xboxsn-nothing
>>157050558>>bad company 2yerp, now that was a good game. Only Baldurs Gate 3 has become a modern classic for me. It's roughly on par with Dragon Age: Origins. Modern games are pretty bad :((
new ace theodore theatrix
piece of sh%#€!!!
skubal to the doyers
All teams report in! What’s your custom class?https://youtu.be/GgnClrx8N2k
>>157050143take me back bros
>>157050542>still play og mw2. theres private servers in Oceania that have players on weekendsjealousI had so much fun playing that shit back in the day would love to play online again
1v1 me in battletoads nigga
Doyers
>>157049679I'd give you Miller if you give us some good controllable SP and some guys from your pitching lab
>>157051288careful, we saw what happened when Peralta left the Brewers
battletoads rick
>>157050574I would download a baseball
henlo?
;-;
(._. )
>>157050558also TF2 at its peak
They lost to the Angels?!!!This team is so inconsistent.
what's his favorite vidya
Tigers are keeping Skubal aren't they?Thanks cusb
>>157052802Dirty Bomb
>>157052802Cumpooter games kek
>>157053294meant cumpooper kek
cum shitter lol
kek KEK
cum shitter and a kek!
Gloryholes
>>157053240Dude, that game was awesome. I'm so sad that it died. It really felt like the end of an era for games like that.
>>157053444checked
>>157053513Yep it is sad. Game was pure kino but I'm a boomer who only plays civ and ARPGs now
gm
>>157053727every morning is a great morning after the Red Sox win!
which fan has rights to this hr ball? (l dont know how to webm)https://x.com/JomboyMedia/status/2079401615413465326
>>157053603I only play candy crush and solitaire
>>157053800green guy shouldve kept it. its rude to swipe it out of someone's hands but that didnt happen. it ended up in his hands during the scramble so it was his.
>>157053843might makes right
candy crush this bussy
>>157053800it was eagles jersey guy's ball and he's a pussy for letting halladay take it from him. not surprised though.
*starts digging*
>>157054308not cool
>>157054299most people aren't retards and aren't going to get in a fistfight over a baseball
>>157054335thats why you just put it in your pocket and wait for the guy to chimpout so you can legally punch him back
>>157054308not again… T-T
>>157054364I'd only tell them to fuck off if it was valuable or hit by my team. otherwise, I'd give it to a kid or whichever psycho was claiming it.
/sp/ gennys for this feel?
>>157053800I got an ohtani ball and even the doyerpacos around me didn't do this
>>157054513its mainly THEM you have to watch out for.
>>157054479Me on the left digging, and no, I didn't call first.
>>157054686You need to call 811 before you dig!
Why won't any other MLB team besides the Dodgers let Vtubers into their ballparks?
>>157054686*blocks your path*
Rate the Yankees' defense of New York from invasion this last weekend
>>157054738this is what pitchers will look like by 2030
>>157054755Bit of a flattering camera angle, wouldn’t you say?
>>157054783>and they STILL have to use torpedo bats
Guys seriously this isn't funny anymore is Boston going to actually leapfrog the Yankees?
>>157054308
>>157054843Stinkums kek
>>157054738we can get real women to come to our stadium
Let's check in on the standings...
>>157054917>real womeni love their thoraxes!
>>157054943Bullish for smart clubs
>>157054943my cardinals hanging on for dear life
>>157054557this blind simpdefense of women doesnt happen in aus
>>157054943Stankees are quaking
>>157054865no...NO!!!
>>157054943MARINERS ON TOP!
>>157055008leave the sheila alone m8
>>157054943>games matter before mid-augustnewfag
>>157054943Scrubbies... whatever happened there
Yooo I'm looking to get into baseball but I don't really understand much. I'm planning to start learning about types of pitches and batted balls on my own soon but for some reason I just don't get the basic rules of the game lol can anyone give me a quick rundown?
>>157055114yeah the stankees are not long for any playoff picture
>>1570551583 strikes and you're out
>>157055233So far I think I get how batting works. So the pitcher needs to throw the ball and if he gets the batter to miss 3 times he "wins" a sort of duel, right? then they switch roles.I don't get base-running and what everyone else does in general.
the blue jays have scored 2 runs in their last three games, and are 1-2 in those games
Ha ha ha! This general.
>>157054738that shit looks so stupid
>>157055346On brand for the doyers
>>157054738why was there a batter for the ceremonial 1st pitch? is he allowed to swing?
>team designates you to hit>it's all you have to do>hit .177
pepperjack
>>157055514there are plenty of other shitters there also
kwan finally stopped trying to hit homers
>>157055536they are not designated hitters
>>157055567you get what you pay for
>>157054943Based on that here's my final predictionsAL EastRaysRed SoxYankeesBlue JaysOriolesAL CentralGuardiansWhite SoxTigersTwinsRoyalsAL WestRangersMarinersAstrosAngelsAthleticsNL EastBravesPhilliesMarlinsNationalsMetsNL CentralBrewersPiratesCubsCardinalsRedsNL WestDodgersDiamondbacksPadresGiantsRockies
>>157055586But is this digging?
KING ROCCHIO
>>157055583SO IT SEEMS
The devil in me wants to spoil the game for you
Good morning, Mariners nation.>>157051288Kirby and Sloan for Miller, who says no?
>>157055782but the angel in you wont
>>157055782I think he has probably guessed the outcome.
>>157055534Many are saying this
>>157055586Rockies are guaranteed to finish higher than the Giants
>>157055534>>157055918
well, Petey Halpin hit a homerun off him, so sadly for Twins fans something is very wrong with Joe Ryan
>>157055801gm
I think Tillamook SUCKS
>>157056125Cum Shitter kek
I need to be milked
>>157056125>messed up eyebrows versiongrim
>makes cheeselets seetheTillamook chads rise up
>>157056266why is the mozzarella bigger
Guys I am losing a ton of karma on reddit because I said I didn't like sandlot. Please help
>>157056266their yogurt and iced cream sucks
New cheeselet cope dropped: need it or sneed it
>>157056289explain to them why wendy peffercorn was SA'd by smalls and how you cannot support the film until they digitally remaster that part out since it triggers PTSD flashbacks to when you, a transwoman of color, was raped at the pool
>>157055992brohe just hit his second career HR in the same game
>>157056359are you replying to yourself?
>>157056381yes, how else would people know what I'm talking about
I'm new to baseball. is it true there's a pitcher named Cum Shitter?
new fan here. what is a "base"
>>157056258Gets more (You)s than v1 eyebrows. Sorry sis.
>>157056430Liquids with a PH over 12
>>157056413Yeah he's the yankees 'ace'. Kind of mid but is known for his gimmick of shitting cum everywhere when he starts.
>>157056409I guess but your flag should be enough. Unless some other portugal flag comes in and starts pretending to be you.
>6 HRs>only 8 runsthat's Guardsball, baby
>>157056125What's it been, almost 50 years? And a 16 year head start on the 'lins? Brutal mogging.
>>157056476What's an acid?
>>157056499that's crazy. so his name is Cum Shitter, but then he also actually shits cum during a game?
what's the worst mascot in baseball?>>157056585wait til you find out what killed Lou Gehrig
>>157056585Aye, all o'er ye olde mound, cloobhouse, e'rywhere. He's a mad lad
>>157056752>what's the worst mascot in baseballClark
>>157056476>over 12erm
Is Portubro real or another case of VPN? Guardians play at Portugal's midnight.
What superpower would you want?
>>157056989flying but only if I have to flap my arms to do it
I kept squeezing my balls and waiting for shamsen to blow another save, but it never happened
>>157056989Indestructible bussy
>>157056752>what's the worst mascot in baseball?yankees
>>157056585Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. This is one of those times.
Do you have a folder with reaction images just for your team?
>>157057138Other teams as well.
>>157057138i have folders for every team as well as some other categories like peff and recker. almost 6 gigabytes of baseball memes
>>157056972I took the replaypill
>Austin Martin>Brooks Lee>Woo-Suk Goare the twins just making up names?
>>157057138yea
>>157057138Yes
>bazzana challenges a pitch in a 11-3 gameyou got drilled for stuff like back in the day
>>157057155Actually you don't.
>>157057138Of course
Blue Jays will finish worse than the Orioles at this rate. Just non-stop collapse. They had it in the bag....
give it to me straight
>>157057319>Blue Jays will finish worse than the OriolesThis is actually a bad thing for the Os. I want this team to win, but we are only in playoff contention because the AL sucks. We are going to sell our farm for some mid pitchers then get crushed by real teams if we get to the playoffs.
>>157057138I have a folder for /my/ team and a catch all folder for everything else.
>>157057367Cubs girls deserve a chance
>>157057319I used to follow the Jays when I was young, have a soft spot for them. Whats going on this season?
blow gays kek
>>157057394Shitloads of injuries and a complete offensive regression from everyone except Okamoto
SanJays
they got position players pitching behind hitters, out here
>>157057462New New Dheli SanJays (formerly Toronto Blue Jays)
>>157057518slurper slurpergood slurperslurper slurperslurper slurperslurper slurperslurper slurperslurper slurperdogshit
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JmKrLwaEDCI
>>157057545A's v Sneks is a marquee match-up
>>157057545based doyer npc
taj mahortons kek
>>157057594KEK
CLEVELAND GUARDIANS FAIL...to meet the franchise HR record in one game, by 1.
>>157057545We've saved the best for last.
>>157057574some call it AA baseball
>>157057594
>>157057625shut it pacinho
>Don't mind me, just digging. >Call before I dig? Why would I need to do that?
For me it’s the Galil
>>157057621mariners after dark
>>157056989The ability to see underground so I don't have to call 811
>>157057663>>157057657
>>157047376>Dodgers visit the White House on Thursday, July 23>DoJ drops investigation Friday, July 24My Doggies can't be stopped
>>157049589True Christian (a catholic one).
>>157049665
We were so close....
Just three outs....Hoffman....we have to get rid of Hoffman...
I'm a man! A Hoff Man!
>>157057657keep digging, lil' bro. they got aliens buried down there since the 1950s and don't want you to find them
>>157057644It’s true. The distance between the D-Backs and the NY Yankees is greater than the distance between the D-Backs and the Reno Aces
nothing left to look forward to except gayposting with my fuck-my-ass bros...fuck me like the 2026 jays fucked their fans....
is it true? the red sox have won 14 in a row?uh oh if so
>>157057928The top experts at Snopes have come to the conclusion that this is indeed true .uh oh indeed
>>157057958If they win their next game, the streak will go up to 15 in a row
>>157057975
>>157057975I punched in those numbers again. Yeah, it’ll be 15
>3 ALEast teams in the playoffs>againfuck OFF
>>157057895based cartographer
All jokes aside, it's time Manfred steps in and disbands the AL. At a minimum he needs to give their WS autobid to an NL team.
>>157057928if the mets can do the same thing, they'll still be under 500
>>157058246AL should just become quadruple A.
it's 1pm on Tuesday and I've worked probably 2 total hours since I started my work week yesterday
>>157058276This. Each of the NL owner’s can pick an AL to come under their wing. Many of them already have a sizable fanbase and they can even use their designated hitter bananaball gimmick.
>>157058477>NLbab talking shit about the DHYour "league" made a DH MVP two years in a row lmao.
omikek!
>>157057518why so late
>>157058276The AL won the all star game.
>>157058538cum shitter
>>157058339Based. I retired this year but before that I just prompted my agents to do work and watched jav and traded stocks
>>157058548How'd they do in the WS
He will rebuild the Temple.
>>157058576Pretty well.
>>157058576That isn't played until October.
>>157058552no...NO!!!
@grok whe was the last yankees WS win
>>157058612Woah, that’s not even close! Surely the NL have won most of the All Star games to compensate
>>157058698Thought for 4s2009. The New York Yankees last won the World Series in 2009, defeating the Philadelphia Phillies 4 games to 2 for their 27th championship (a record). They have not won since, though they reached the 2024 World Series (lost to the Los Angeles Dodgers 4-1). This ended a nine-year drought from their previous titles in 2000.
>>157058795Wow, that's not nearly as embarrassing as xheattles's 48 seasons without a singular AL pennant, but it's certainly a bad look for a supposed baseball powerhouse.
>>157058795The Yankees’ last World Series win happened before the iPad was invented.
>>157058007lemme check real quick
>>157058542west coast games
>>157058698
>>157059006KEK how'd you get grok to edit your Barrio into the background swampbeaner
>>157059033I handdrew this
>>157059033>>157059006o kek
>>157057164Based Peff and Recker enjoyer.
>>157058533ohtani allows us to dream
>>157059033I put (poverty stricken, favela dweller) in the prompt
>>157057164*steals your NL central folder*
>>157059367Dream of gay shit if that attached.mp4 video is any indicator.
Faget kek
Guys my brother is digging in our back yard. I don't think he called 811. Do I report him to the authorities or try talking to him first? He's a good kid, he just made a mistake.
Can the Mets win 14 in a row and get back into it?
>>157059431They cannot.
little league softball is on espn
>>157059421Talk to your brother immediately and tell him to stop digging. Since he is a good kid who just made a mistake, a direct conversation is the fastest way to prevent a dangerous and costly accident.Here is how to handle the situation quickly and safely:1. Stop the Digging ImmediatelyAct now: Walk outside and ask him to put the shovel down right away.Explain the risk: Tell him that hitting an underground utility line can cause explosions, electrocution, or massive fines.Stay calm: Remind him you are looking out for his safety, not trying to get him in trouble.2. Call 811 TogetherDial 811: It is a free service that connects you to your local utility marking center.Wait for outlines: Utilities will come out within a few days to mark pipes and wires with paint or flags.Respect the marks: Once marked, he can safely dig outside of those designated zones.3. Check for DamageSmell test: Listen and smell for rushing air, hissing sounds, or a rotten egg odor (natural gas).Look for water: Check for sudden pooling water or soggy soil that might indicate a broken water main.Call for help if needed: If he already nicked a line, clear the area immediately and call 911 or the local utility company. Do not attempt to fix or cover a damaged line yourself.4. Skip the Authorities (For Now)No code enforcement needed: There is no need to report him to the city or state authorities if no damage has been done and he agrees to stop digging.Keep it educational: Use this as a quick learning moment so he knows the legal "call before you dig" process for future projects.To help you two get back on track safely, tell me:How deep has he dug so far?What project is he trying to build or dig for?What tools is he using (shovels or heavy machinery)?
>>157059486So?
>>157059494I told him that if he keeps digging like that he'll end up digging to ChinaAnd then he replied if it happens it happens and kept diggingWhat to make of that and I wonder if any secret Chinese satellites picked that up
>>157059531one team is sleeveless and i saw a bra strap
>>157059549If that's not enough to scare him replace China with India, Canada, or Seattle.
>cum shitter kek
I went to the dentist today and the tooth cleaner lady was pregnant and it made me happy to have her big tummy next to my head
can someone with paint change this to >I have no phone and I must dig
Bet the fetus was dabbing on you the whole time
>>157059723you don't have paint?
>>157056989I always wished I could pause time cause then I'd do my work and sleep during the paused time and just dick around 24/7 and people would be like "how is he so productive he doesn't do shit" and I'd just kinda shrug
https://x.com/kileymcd/status/2079619991297486863
>>157059723Why doesn't he have a mouth
>>157059723Here you go
>yet another east coast rainout why the FUCK can’t these retards into roofs
Trve baseball is played under God's sky.
>>157059911They'll say it's soulless o algo even tho NPB has much more soul than MLB and all their stadiums have roofs.
>>157059911Yankee grounds crew have to keep postponing games to clean up after Cum Shitter kek.
>o algoPlease keep the tranny lingo in the 'cord, sis.
>>157059998They are on the verge of a strike as it is, according to @JeffPassan. Yanks management needs to put a lid on the situation.
>>157059949I think it's a millennial/zoomer thing. most of them discovered baseball on the internet.
What if we discovered it via fax/teletype?
>>157059784I'm phone posting
>>157060082You're not only allowed to exist but you are also a deacon of the genny.
AI is everywhere. And if it’s going to upend our society ... at very least it should know baseball. So we asked four major LLM models if they think MLB should have a salary cap. And it took us on a journey to some rather unexpected places.https://youtu.be/UvtBxhEzpjM>t. Peff
>>157059006how can a poverty team with zero pennants cause so much seethe
>>157060226>1 hour long@grok summarize the video
>>157060229idk but you're right those gayriners fanatics do tend to seethe at that basic chart
>>157060290The discussion examines payroll gaps, competitive balance, and labor policies, with AIs offering varied arguments including salary floors, luxury tax reforms, and critiques of big-market dominance. AI responses show both data-driven insights and inconsistencies, highlighting its current limits when addressing complex, opinion-based issues in baseball economics.
rebuild around vladdy, varland, cease, valenzuela and okamoto, the rest can fuck off/retire/get traded, the haters were right the window is closed
blow gays kek indeed, blow gays kekkingtons right into the stratosphere
Which team is going to overpay for Skubal by trading their entire farm away for half a year of him only to then give him 450 million dollars after?
Trade cease to a good club you can keep the rest of those bums
thought they had it in the bag kek
>>157060511philthies kek
Disband the blow gays and mest and hold a draft for their bum rosters in the case that any clubs would actually want them
His name ain't even cum shitter though lol...
Saars don't make fun of blue jays you bloody bitch
>>157060599Uhhh source?
>>157060599Dafaq
Please stop digging and call 811! It's free!!!!!
when my team loses it's because they suck and not because the other team is good
>Keep digging, in fact dig faster
>>157060637What is the current state of the Truckers/Diggers alliance? Do they ever synergize?
I HATE DIGGERS
>>157060226peffcast is comfy, wish he got more views
>>157060698The Mindfucker mindfucked them both
Are any of the early games today worth watching? I think I might just go to the movies.
>>157060834Are they showing The Sandlot?
>>157060834/mlb/ will say this is sovl but this is actually severe autism on display
>>157060869Not this month.
>>157054954kek
Is it possible to make the playoffs this season?
>>157060934No :(
They need to put a roof over Fenway
>>157055586lol stankeks
>>157061200they should honestly bulldoze that dump and build a new stadium elsewhere in town.
chat....is this real?
Nick Kurtz
>>157060885it is mad gay. you cant watch the game from there
Westcoastcels be like>why don’t you put a trillion dollar state-of-the-art retractable roof over your historic structure?Because our cities have actually history that needs to be preserved. Because our ballparks aren’t simply vessels for a game to be played, they are cathedrals where a piece of culture is put on display.
>Dodgers lost (to the philies kek)>Yankees won>Mets lost>Cubs lostJust about as bad as it gets for the trannycord
>>157059486>>157059564Do they post the dowry quantity next to the other batting stats?
>>157060834>they're fatuhh califags?
>>157061548baseball is meant to be played indoors and you can't play baseball in the rain, simple as. all mlb teams should be moved west of the rockies.
>>157061548trvkethe west coast will never have any relevant historyit's just a rootless soulless economic region, its entire history is just importing different ethnic groups for jobs (chinese for railroads, indians for tech, mexicans for lawncare, etc)
Why does every journo think the Padres should trade Miller when they have Morejon, Matsui, and Jason Adam on expiring contracts? 2/3 of those guys were all stars last year and are also very desirable arms that'd be a boost to any club while Miller has tons of team control left, it'd be dumb to deal him over anyone else and it's something I'd bet the new owners would immediately unironically fire preller over if he did since it'd be an actual fanbase morale dumper compared to the logical sell pieces. Logical sell pieces like Morejon and Adam would be something a fanbase can move on from and still think next year can be better, but getting rid of a guy like Miller would be like saying "yeah, we're out for the next few years, sorry" and that's the last thing a new ownership group with something to prove would want their fans to think
>>157061600*isn't meant
>>157061385They should call 811 prior to bulldozing
>>157061623The poodres have to use Miller to get rid of their bad contracts before the new CBA, otherwise they might have to relocate to Sacramento.
the yankees have never won a world series
>>157061713
>>157061760Many are saying this.
there's NO WAY the marinsaaars have never won a world series
>>157061731Miller as a trojan horse for Bogey is a retarded idea and I don't know why people think it would work. Literally the only two fanbases that think it would are the more retarded fans of my Chadres who think some #4 prospect on some team hitting .210 in AA would be an all star next year and Red Sox fans who think just because Bogey was once on their team, that it makes it a more logical decision even though I don't really think he'd really be an upgrade over any of the choices the Sox currently use
>>157061848Miller and Bogaerts entire contracts for Spencer Jones is the best you're going to do. Would you rather be the San Diego Padres with stankeedoo busts, or the Sacramento Padres with Mason Miller? Can't choose both.
>>157054738because vtubing is dying
>>157061842they haven't even PLAYED in a world series... isn't that something
>>157061876New owners wouldn't want the move, a Sacramento move would shift any "rivalry" to the jints and the new owners are all guys who want to stunt on the doggiedoos because they have beef with their owners. Padres staying in Southern California is the only way to maintain that.
>>157061920@grokfact check?
>>157061965I dug without calling, what are they gonna do about it?
>Don't let this happen to you
Keep it black ops related
>>157062006Riot shield
I call 811 and then dig up all the lines they mark
>>157061984um... mods?
>>157061941Yes, it’s true—the Seattle Mariners have never won a World Series.In fact, they’re the only active MLB franchise that has never even appeared in the World Series (as of mid-2026).Quick facts: • The Mariners joined MLB as an expansion team in 1977. • They’ve made the playoffs several times (notably strong runs in 1995, 2000, 2001 with 116 wins, 2022, and 2025), but they’ve never won the American League pennant. • Their deepest postseason runs have been to the ALCS (lost in 1995, 2000, 2001, and 2025). • They’re one of a few teams without a title overall, but uniquely, no World Series appearance at all (unlike the Brewers, Padres, etc., who have at least been there).It’s one of the longest-running “curses” or droughts in modern MLB. Mariners fans have suffered through some great teams (Griffey, A-Rod, Ichiro, Martinez, Hernandez eras) that fell short. As of now, the streak continues.Your instinct was spot on—no World Series wins (or appearances) for the M’s.
>>157061984I don't believe you. Show your hole
>Dave Roberts says the Dodgers might be closer to sellers than buyers at this year’s trade deadline>“Personally, I don’t see any glaring needs. I could almost argue that we’re sellers more than buyers.”Dodgers owner is getting investigated for fraud and now Dave is saying the doggies might be sellers kek!
>>157062038the ohtani pic is kind of funny but you always post the most low effort bait with it. do better.
>this is AAA baseball in 2026
>>157061848i don't get the sox fans that want miller and especially miller with extra baggage attachedchapman whitlock slaten and guerrrero is more than good enough and you badly need a replacement for duran
>>157062006for me, black ops had the best combination of campaign, multiplayer, and special/zombies, making it the most will rounded game of the cod golden age (2007-2012)peak campaignreally high tier multiplayerpeak zombies
>>157061848Us picking up Bogey is completely nonsensical. We need a rental left fielder before Roman Anthony returns (if he ever fucking does)
>>157062033Grok slams them harder and harder with every sentence lmao
>>157062080every team wants miller is the thing, the three teams that think they're the most "in the running" to get him(even though the padres won't trade him) all think they have some secret edge to get him>Pirates think they'll get him because of hometown bias>Stankees think they'll get him because they think they can get any player while giving up nothing>Red Sox think they can dangle the idea of taking Bogey's contract as a former Sox legend as a way to get him.
2 hours until the Dodgers East Coast Beatdown Tour continues Won 2 of 3 in Yankee Stadium, The Bronx@Phillies yesterday today and tomorrow Then back to NY to kick the Mets' teeth in
>>157062218
>>157062218>Dodgers East Coast Beatdown Tour continuesbut they lost yesterday?
it's up!>alfonzo>callwhen the fuck is smith coming back? also pages and edman should switch places in the lineup
>>157062157Nobody messes with Miller Mason Miller (nicknamed "The Reaper") is historically significant in MLB as one of the most dominant relief pitchers of his generation,>frequently making MLB history by combining sub-1.00 ERAs with unprecedented strikeout rates and converting save opportunities at a flawless cliphe is the Padres' premier trade chip. With the Padres experiencing underperforming seasons and needing to rebuild a depleted minor league system, Miller's availability dictates much of the annual MLB trade deadline discussions
>>157062299Which of those are house hold names?
>trade number 2 prospect for premier closer when there are glaring holes in the rest of the roster >trade said closer the next yearWtf is wrong with the padres?
>>157062331>he is the Padres' premier trade chipexcept not really. he's got too much team control to be an actual trade piece on any team logically. the only reason the A's did it was because they thought the idea of getting DeVries was too much to pass up, the Padres wouldn't trade Miller for anything less than what they gave up for him so to act like they'd be shopping him around for some bums is just retarded journos hoping for anything interesting to happen.
>>157062372They didn't expect everything to complete implode from offense to pitching on top of the prolonged struggles that Superstars Manny MachadoXander Bogaerts, andFernando Tatis Jr. would faceIts not just mounting frustration in the clubhouse, it totally collapsed. Everything is in shambles. Need to do something can't stick with the status quo
>karl ravech laid off by ESPNWho's going to be their PbP guy now
>>157062625She goes by Butch Dykestra
>Start gooning>Forget everything I know about ball
I need to be dug out...
>>157062829Calling 811 rn
So the rare doyertimmies are just redditors?
>>157062714many such cases
>>157062927'fraid so
>>157062939I hope this clueless fucker digs into a power line
journos are not reliable opinions on trades. they still think Byron Buxton is getting traded even after he's said a million times he's not waiving his no trade clause yet Peff still listed him as an actual top trade candidate
Will doyers vs mets cause a meltie like doyers vs cubs did?
idk the trooncord has been pretty quiet since then. Think they mostly an hero'd irl
>>157063082i heard they dug into a gas line
it never really occurred to me that MLB was likely trying to push for less rounds in drafts because of expansion, if the draft has too many rounds, how can 32+ teams actually find enough players?
no one can know .. don't tell a soul
>>157063093Question is what were they digging for
>>157063123Maybe we should dig and find out!
>>157063144should we call someone first?
PCGay's crash out was the last straw for a lotta the scrubbiestroons
Doyertimmybros… we’ve been found out
>>157063153And let them know about the buried treasure??? Are you NUTS????
doyercacasisters....
>>157063161I'm a doyertorta
Is it true that the Dodgers are thinking of rebranding themselves at the “Los Angeles Pussydodgers” due to their overwhelmingly gay fanbase?
The Los Angeles Diggers, what are they digging? utility lines
>>157062299>HE'S SHITTING CUM
>>157063228Many are saying this
>>157063252My bussy
What upset the gay cuck discord? DODGER SUPREMACY
>>157063334I think they started another girlcott...
orioles vs red sox rematch soon. the red sox cheating ways have gone on long enough.
>>157063467it ends tonight
I'm looking over a four-leaf clover that I overlooked before
kwab
>>157063513no it doesnt :(
>>157063467>>157063513nevermind it got rained out. double header tomorrow.
>>157063727Kek roofed flyovers win again
>>157063727rip
>his game is postponedcouldnt be me
>>157062939I'll stop gooning when I'm ready to blow a creamy load down his throat
sex with kirsten
>>157063727Could end up being kino. In one day the Red Sox could tie their winning streak record and then surpass it with a second win that day.
should i call out of work tomorrow to watch baseball or
this could be Kevins last start ;_;
>>157063057i hope no doyerbrowns try to touch my girls
>argies are hunting down and doxxing foreigners in their country who rooted against themwhy doesn't baseball have this passion?
>>157062218Update on Gm5 of the Dodgers East Coast Beatdown Tour Tonight’s game will begin in a delay. Phillies expect conditions to improve and plan to take their beating tonight like a man
>>157064149Baseball is comfy
>>157064103https://x.com/Andrew_FBB/status/2079403982221349225
>>157064149Baseball is a game for sophisticated people, not wild packs of dogs
>>157064193but the dodgers lost yesterday? what makes you think they have a chance today?
>>157064212>Baseball is a game for sophisticated people30% of the sport is latinoyou're thinking of counterstrike
Hey batter batter batter
>>157064149If this genny and Reddit are indicative of baseball, the fanbase is full of faggots and queers
>>157064383and you come here to hang out with them because you have no friends irl lol
https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/angels-fire-scout-baseball-spy-rockies/>Justin Prinstein, who had referred to himself on social media as "The Baseball Spy," was hired by the Angels in December. Prinstein, prior to the series against the Rockies, was spotted filming Colorado's coaches with his phone from the seating section reserved for scouts at Coors Field>The Rockies went on to win two of three games during the series in question, which took place in Anaheim. Absolute state of the Angels. They don't even know how to cheat.
I don't understand balls and strikes. Doesn't the pitcher throw a ball every pitch? What's a strike?
>>157064235Some theories on why Latinos are so good:Vitilla and Street Baseball: In countries like the Dominican Republic and Puerto Rico, kids frequently play vitilla, a street game where batters use broomsticks to hit crushed bottle caps. Because the plastic caps flutter and curve erratically like knuckleballs, it forces players to develop hyper-refined hand-eye coordination.Year-Round Play: Because of the favorable climate in Latin American countries, kids can play baseball year-round. This provides thousands of additional hours of practice and repetition compared to youth in colder climates.Focus on Contact: In regions where resources can be scarce, children improvise with whatever balls and bats they can find. This encourages a focus on making solid contact with the ball regardless of the pitch, fostering a more adaptable swing.
>>157064433very in character for the angels org to have some chuuni "baseball spy" who immediately gets caught his first actual attempt to do his job
The highly anticipated Orioles at Red Sox game scheduled tonight at Fenway Park has been postponed due to significant rainfall and thunderstorms. Double header tomorrow
What are they guarding
>>157064564The galaxy (Milky Way)
>>157064577from what?
>Joshua Kuroda-Grauer underwent surgery for ruptured testicle.
>>157064593Thanos
>>157064383#4 sport in america for a reason
>>157064450>Some theories on why Latinos are so good:remind me of the ethnic background of the GOAT of baseball?
>>157064685black
>>157064658better than #5 amirite
>>157064103>girls
>everything rained outwho do i watch now
>lossing to the tlosses
>>157064763https://youtu.be/RIqWTm7p_gs
Please, just put a roof over the East Coast already.
>>157064685Who was best in the Swinging Sixties ?Complete All-Around Player: As a quintessential "five-tool player," his fielding prowess combined with his speed, strong arm, and hitting ability redefined what a complete outfielder looked likeChampionship Clutch Hitter: Clemente is one of the few players to record a hit in every single World Series game he played,Elite Contact Ability: He rarely struck outThe "Bad-Ball" Hitting Maestro: Clemente possessed extraordinary bat control and an aggressive, free-swinging approach. He could consistently reach down and drive pitches off the ankle or off the outer edge of the plate, spraying line drives to all fieldsThe Legendary Throwing Arm: Often described as the greatest outfield arm of all time, Aggressive Instincts: Clemente played exceptionally shallow in right field compared to modern outfielders. Because of his speed and strong arm, he could quickly retreat to catch deep fly balls while still being able to field grounders quickly enough to throw out runners attempting to advance from first to third.
>>157064838doyer legend
>black latinxoof, -100 white people points
Yankees got scared and had the game canceled against my Pirates so now my options for sports to watch are little league softball or bowling...
>>157064763Buffstreams . ir twins vs guardians, if ur fiending
>j-j-judr one more game and the jays can turn it around but they need to so it nowdhut the FUCK up
>>157064450My father played in an amateur league in the 80s. He firmly maintains that today's teams are bad because they are full of players from out of town and because the players are coddled even when they play poorly. He has many stories about memorable games played on fields in terrible condition.
domebros, we playin
oh boy here comes the jeet melty