>Lap:#8508>Countdown to Hung Aryan GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>156989471>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:225>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 204 (+25)HAM: 159 (+12)RUS: 154 (+0)LEC: 126 (+18)NOR: 103 (+6)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 358 (+25)Ferrari: 285 (+30)McLaren Mercedes: 195 (+16)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 151 (+23)Alpine Mercedes: 61 (+1)Racing Bulls Red Bull Ford: 61 (+2)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 623.80 (+78.79)NOR: 459.15 (+49.49)HAM: 419.04 (+70.71)>News:Belge GP: ANT LEC VER HAM PIA HAD NOR BOR LIN COLNo news, F1® is dead, we didn't relent THOUGH
>>157050661NAH
breast's
>>157050657I DON'T THINK SO
>>157050673Oh OK>>157050657I DO THINK SO
>>157050657That's a man innit
>>157050699Would be a P H E N O M E N A L tuck job.
>>157050699David Schumacher is indeed a man
>>157050713can I get a gf like this while being poor?
>>157050754We used to say the same about his father, and look how that turned out.
>>157050679BREASTICULAR
>>157050657Not to be offensive, but he looks gay like his father. You could tell there's defo a hint of zestyness exuding around him; his partner has a manlier face than him and he doesn't look manly unlike Mick.
>>157050824that's because ralf married cora and not someone like vivien
>>157050657>>157050713>>157051094why isnt she pregnant yet? is her ovarie defective? is his penis or testes not functioning? did they forget to remove her birth control? is he gay? what's wrong with them?
giggachad knocked up thiccy 3 times before marrying her. no excuse for mr poomacher (i honestly forget his first name)
>>157051139why hasn't oscar impregnated lily yet then
>>157051115heaven only knows>>157051139>(i honestly forget his first name)Gay's-kid Poopacker>>157051161Testicle destruction as a result of her actions.
>>157051161ps3 had lilly installed with the bar (insemination is impossible). she doesn't know it yet. she will flip if/when she finds out though
>>157050756if you manage to get one while you're both poor, sure t: have a decently hot wife that i met when we were both broke students
>>157050657>father takes it up the ass>uncle vegetable>mother considered a dumb bimbo whore in Germany>still lives the best life
>>157051481You forgot>cousin is more successful despite still being considered a shitter
>>157051485>considered
>>157051694He needed more time.........................................
migg got top 8 yesterday
+1 point to the house...
>>157051939is it obligatory to only drink that stuff in a decorative cup and with a metal straw?
>>157051939He was much slower than Gasly in the past two races yet finished ahead both times.
>"I think we're all still struggling to understand it, to be honest," Brundle told Sky Sports F1 ahead of the race. >"I've got a bit of a tear in my eye, because we've lost all the great corners at Silverstone and here we are at Spa with the same situation. These new regulations hurt us on the high-speed circuits."if only someone had warned 3 years in advance that the regs were shit
>>157051974Yeah but now they're sick of him complaining about the obviousOH WELL I GUESS
>>157051974>>157051980NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT, I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO PRESS ONt. series that has literally decades worth of engine technology they could probably retrofit to these cars in an afternoon
>>157051959turtle and rabbitsocratean story
>Russell took Eau Rouge/Raidillon in 8th gear.>McLaren used 7th despite having the shortest gear ratios on the grid, while Antonelli even briefly dropped to 6th.>Could the deployment software have been fooled by taking these corners in the highest gear?>His RPM dropped to 10,176, below the 10,500 RPM threshold required to unlock full fuel flow, meaning the ICE wasn't even running at full power.I guess this is the driving side of Russell's problems that Torger mentioned.
>leclerc crashes into kimi >russell is just shit >red bull shits itself Congrats to Lewis in advance
>>157052364absolute fucking clown show all round but still fuck narb. maximum suffer for him
>>157052364while I had much joy in seeing NARB seething again, computers shouldn't be making these decisions, end of
I'd rather Russell lose by driving ability, ,not management.But maybe I am in the minority when it comes to that with how much /f1/ loves these regulations..
yeah, narb is complete and utter shit
>>157051037barely defined knees, 3/10
it was hamiltard's fault anywaysomething wrong with br*ts
>>157052364they are turning flat-out racism into an Excel sheet
>>157053221nothing wrong with some bratsone makes max happy for example
>>157051939Viva España
>>157053443
>ynr pozfags 4 months ago arguing with me that ruslel was the best driver on the grid
>>157053945F3 engine on the straight thougbeit
>>157053945who do you think is thi best driver on the grid?
>>157053945>>157054151driving ability doesn't matter anymore in these computer driven cars so that point is m00t
>>157053945why don't you just link said pozfags' comments rather than telling us "ynr"
>>157054184ok>>157054184
>>157050657Him and Ralf look zesty AF
>>157054532>Kölsch
>>157054194a. that's from a few minutes ago, not "4 months ago"b. nowhere in that comment is there any mention of russellhope this helps, schizo
>>157054169doesnt that also invalidate our wec voting
amx death is back
WEC is an unpopularity contest.
>>157055129https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOhKhBG_df8
camara cucked
>>157055328Why would you wanna get that shitter yuki? He's worse than having nothing. He shouldn't even be on the table.
>>157055328>tsunoda>fornaroli>potentially replaceany retard can say any retarded shit
>>157055351money? he still has honda behind him right
>>157055399>honda tgr haassure
NYCKER is more likely to drive for haas next year than tsunoda or fornaroli
>>157055413they paid for his red bull seat, maybe they would do it againi doubt pooki will be back, but ocunt will be gone this year
>>157055328need to see a bear/tsu combo
>>157055468again>honda tgr>honda toyota>>157055499you need to calm down
>>157055129>just hire medshitters at your company, bro
>>157055328HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAI wonder why, he definitely wasn't ready yet.. Far too raw, his mentality and driving IQ is dogshitUnlucky
>>157055399>honda toyotaPlease listen to yourself, indonesia
Replacing Ocon with Yuki is like replacing bad with worse. This shitter shouldn't get this many chances. He got 33 points last year. If you put him in Haas he will get -33 points.
>>157055372sophia doesnt act like this
toyota would be more likely to argue for fiat ritmo miata to go to harse over baka honda baka poonoda
There is a growing body of evidence that Charles ‘Chuck’ Leclerc has a feet fetish
>>157056222>>157056288stop taking it even slightly seriously>>157056300i don't see it
>2026 is the year of NARBmaxxing>it's when you try your damnist and give it your all while simultaneously being a proficient douchebag who will readily snap on his team when things don't go your wayyeah I'm thinking I'm narbing it at work for the rest of the year
>>157056346previously known simply as MAXxing, see Hungary 2024
>>157055372TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>157056240>Sophia doesn't have fun walking around topless in public.You must be new around here.
>>157056573TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>157056573>>157055372We will soon be divided by Falklands War II, but I hope when we use the EMP device on your country you will still be able to find ways of posting your brilliant Sophia content Got any webms?
Sophia Floersch isn’t the whore she used to be Most women, especially Krauts, get more conservative and demure as they age
>>157056802a lot of them deserve to be hit
especially ollie bearman, carlos zains and jamaica
>>157056959
>>157056802Makes sense that Edd would stick up for the right to take up space
>half the threads on the catalog are medshitters coping about their humiliation ritual by dicksucking abduls
>>157056802Piastri was never gonna make that, the FIA punishes overly ambitious offensive moves
>>157050657he knows
>>157056802yeah thats crazy
>>157051037Damn
>are vale getting sabotaged by merc of years>bong media:>pee ass tree getting sabotaged in the middle of a title fight>bong media:>NARB sabotaged for a couple of racesNOOOOOOO MY NARBERINO HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO HIM NOOO MASI CANCEL MERCEDES AND TORGER RIGHT FUCKING NOW NOOOO MASI YOU SICK FUUCK
>>157056802Leclerc drove to the rules. The drivers agreed to set how far alongside a car needs to be to have a right to the corner
>>157057250>Piastri was never gonna make thatwhere the fuck was he supposed to go?
Drivers bitching about issues with deployment sound like boomers having issues with modern technology...
mfw>pozzed>cut>shitted
>>157055328Tsunoda never showed anything
>>157058335he'd be an absolute downgrade from Ocon
>>157057597Modern technology is shit though. Maybe you don't know this if you are ~23 or younger, but tech used to work really really well. Devices would do exactly what you wanted, when you wanted. Google search would find exactly what you were thinking about. It didn't feel like developers and engineers had seething contempt for their users.
tech need to revert to 2007 status and stay there
>>157058954oh shit no that's when the first iphone came out, 2005
>>157058335>stuck in toro rosso while the car is shit>taken out once the car isn't shit>given a redbull so shit max couldn't dealwe've never seen what yuki can do
>>157057051I WILL FUCKING SIT ON YOU UNTIL YOU SUFFOCATE
Ollie bearman breastfeeding
>>157058954>grooved tiresno>>157058972>no tire changes during racesLOL no
>>157059044>we've never seen what yuki can donot a lot apart from be proudy
>>157051094her ass made a great addition to the circuit we built a few years ago
>>157059488I was talking about tech in general, not going to old f1 rulesets
>>157057550You don't fuck with Chuck.
>>157059581in remembering this, let's run it back. first reply determines the turn i draw. with a pen this time!
>>157059693hugenholtz
>>157059693kurwa grande
>>157059738fucked up, added some grandstands, reversed it to go into the blank space. what next?
>>157059842this engine
>>157059842Indianapolis 1 and 2,
>>157054532too much slay in one image
>>157059888checked, but fuck you lol. next turn?
>>157058714Tbf I remember file search not working on windows XP when I was a wee lad because microshaft just sabotaged it after people complained it was too slow, and I play a lot of old vidya that are janky as hell. So while there is a general trend in terms of software like windows or adobe to enshittify, software has always been jank.>It didn't feel like developers and engineers had seething contempt for their users.Most of the really shitty features were dreamt up by management, developers are then forced to cut corners (usually after lots of protesting that this will make things worse long term if they are half way competent) causing a worse, buggier product. Although it is also true that a lot of developers have contempt for their end users because they can't grasp the esoteric ways of utilizing our software.F1 related because liberty media only cares about money at the cost of the races.
>>157060069some feature of this jordan model
>>157058714>Google search would find exactly what you were thinking about.It's nice that people share this experience, because I sometimes wonder if I just imagined that being a thing when looking at today's search engines.
>>157060069karussell
>>157059594cars are made to fit the rules
>>157060275where he goin
>>157055383Except UOL is a reputable Brazilian source.
>>157060327a better place
>>157060332uol didn't mention tsunoda though, and basically only says fornaroli tested with haas and then pretends the talk afterwards means they were 'impressed'
>>157060360
>>157060148some turns would be nice lad haha. next?
>>157060453kesselchen into bergwerk
>>157060570>>157060453other way around of course
>>157058954>>157058972Apple didn't release the iOS app store until 2008, and the phone didn't turn into a mega-juggernaut success until after the iPhone 3G launched (same year) since prior to that they were still limited to 2G data speeds which could barely load a webpage and were the reason xitter used to be limited to 140 characters.
They're rigging it for hamilton, aren't they?
>>157060450
>>157060327Africa, has to make a pickup.
>>157060570>>157060596well it's the other way around now for sure. next turn?
>>157060275I will make him walk the plank one day
>>157060275>>157060671would you fall into the gap esti?
>>157060693no because I would not embarrass myself in front of leo
>>157060671based leo
>>157060686oh welllet's go leo
>>157060683>>157060774
>>157060781TRACED.COM, next turn?
>>157060873ollie's head
>>157060653Yes, Twitter was limited to 140 characters in 2006 because of the iPhone which launched in 2007.
>>157050657Colapa el musical
>>157060653>and were the reason xitter used to be limited to 140 characters.wronghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMSSMS was limited to 160 chars because the telecommunication engineers who created it had that much space left over in some protocols they built so they added it in as a freebie.Twitter just used that limit minus a bit (not sure why)
>>157061057>not sure whyreserved for usernames
>>>/g/109333392
>>157061206>/g/Ah, yes, the guro board.
why is he not pregnant yet
>>157060414Yeah, reputable Brazilian sources are known for making up stuff about Brazilian drivers getting cucked out of race seats.
>>157058335
Wicked
>>157061433men cant get pregnant (even ollie)
What kinda of music do you guys think NARB will be blasting in his Mercedes GT amg while speeding up the M1 to Milton Keyens for a chat with the lads?for me its:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0XlKAcMJ7A
>>157061562what the fuck is your pointi'm talking about their actual article https://www.uol.com.br/esporte/colunas/pole-position/2026/07/21/brasileiro-rafael-camara-deve-chegar-a-f1-como-reserva-na-haas-em-2027.htmare you actually completely retarded
>>157061632he is a womanbut are you even sure, because i'm sure you wrote this >>156939107
>>157060927not tracing pictures anymore, give me some turns next
>>157061664https://music.apple.com/gb/playlist/f1-tracks-george-russell/pl.37f17d68840e42c28951dab706f57539
>>157061757wanted vivien's >>157051094 curves but okthen china's first four turns
>>157061757Norf End pls
>>157061815she had already been included anyways here >>157059581gotta be quicker >>157061822next?
>>157061958norf end?
>>157060999>>157061057>Austrian literacy>American literacyI'm clearly stating that the lack of 3G, and thus cellular data, was the reason xitter had an SMS fallback and needed to be limited to 140 chars.
>>157057423that makes sense, what doesnt make sense is how the spanish federation uses what little power they have to fuck over the spanish drivers, you would think that after the scatalan tried to get a penal for alonso after spain 2013 they would fire her ass, but no, she was still there in us 2022 to try to give alo another penaljournos helping out the drivers of their countries gives more attention to the "sport" and more money for them, unless teh money they get has no relation to the public and they get other kind of funding
>>157061433>>157061745*He>>157061632ToTo has been telling Antonelli that it is possible and that's why they need to keep trying, are you telling me he's been lying this whole time?
>>157062004norf end. next?
>>157062088>and were the reasonmakes it seem it's because of the iphone you canatard
>>157062088there was no SMS fallback.twitter was SMS-only
>>157062135karussell
>>157062125he up your cunt
>>157062139>>157062138Yes because almost immediately after shitter launched 3G began to replace 2G in large part due to the adoption of internet connected smartphones like the iPhone 3G and thus the original 140 character design was little more than a limitation and fallback option.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiOSjDSa8Dc
>>157062259even the opposite of what you wrote is wrong, holy fuck.
>>157062332>even the opposite of what you wrote is wrongEither this is an expression that translated wrong, or thanks I guess?
>>157062169gets me out of the pit, much obliged, next turn?
>>157062453no turn, an /f1/ superstraight
>>157062453Followed by the Hamilton straight.
>>157062484last time i fucked up so i'll ask to clarify, would you like1. the picture (what track is this?)2. the actual hamilton straight3. baku turn 1?
>>157062590>what track is thisit's obviously suzuka friend
>>157062590>1. the picture (what track is this?)This one, it's the esses in sector 1 of Suzuka.
start doing this
>>157061676Sorry, I don't talk Stupid.
>>157062660but we already do, esti
>>157062660Way ahead of you eesti sister
>>157062628>>157062642ah got it, it was fucking me up for whatever reason, got both of them, what's next?
>>157062169>>157060294
imagine the superclipping on the superstraight
>>157055328why do these LARP accounts never mention Doohan as a possibility for Haas next year? He's got more of a chance than Tsunoda or Fornaroli
>>157062774i suggested it because of you and for you
>>157062782No need to imagine, we'll see it soon in Monza and Baku.
>ynr paul aron
>>157062774you always get upset over shit like this
>>157062795he's from the wrong hemisphere, like camara
>>157062814ty>>157062833no ty
>>157062745las vegas 5-13 aka the pig's head
>>157062821rip these regs even more
NARB kwabbed HARD. The mental buckbreaking will take years to recover from.
>>157062903take a break and stretch, let someone else contribute lol. what next?
F1 drivers are being held against their will right now and everybody is acting like things are normal.
>>157063025Al who? Bundy? Yankovic?
>>157063025and anonymous posters are hostages of this website, big deal, nobody is free
>>157062774
>>157063091I can leave any time I want
>>157063062>Al who? Bundy? Yankovic?Neither, Simon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA
>>157063016Abu Dhabi turn 5
>>157063062Al give you a slap if you don't stop being cheeky son
>>157063062>Yankovic?>Plays in Georges head nonstophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ
>>157063163mirrored it to keep us in the blank, what next?
>>157050657Tfw you will never have a pretty dirndl wife
>>157063110same
>>157063691>How the year started>>157063537>How it ended
>max has 2 consecutive retirements due to dumbass active aero rear wing fuckerywhat a retard>narb has "battery issues"oh no, oh dear, these regulations are horrible>hungary next
>>157063537he was worse than latifi
>>157063739he's shitting
>>157063739When Max is overdriving, it's the carWhen Charles is overdriving, it's a skill issue
>>157063537I really liked the Alfa Romeo livery, miles better than the current Audi shit
>>157064173this
>>157064248
>>157064272
la Cola que pinto
>>157064315this kind of how I imagine the gucci car will look next year
>>157063273the circuit remains unfinished, first reply helps make the connection
yeah, max is complete and utter shit
>>157064478sochi opposite straight
>>157064529*thats turn 11-14 btw*
>new regs reduce skill ceiling>hamilton suddenly becomes more competitive??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzQRbCCmHWUwatching some random shit
>>157064529translated to american: back straightaway
