>One Day Cup >final ODI of NZ v Windies >some rubbish called the blundred
YFO
>wins or loses >causes massive seethe2 - 1 sorry (not) shitjeet
RETVRN of The /ONE-DAY/ CUP: Round 1All streams should be available on the ECB website and live text and radio links on the BBC Sports cricket page>Group ALancashire v Surrey https://youtu.be/Lvb_c5ly4NINorthamptonshire v Warwickshire https://youtu.be/vUf0Xr9Xb88Nottinghamshire v Somerset >Group B Derbyshire v Durham https://youtu.be/3TL2wOZtXdwMiddlesex v Essex https://youtu.be/tk9LXGjwzlsYorkshire v Hampshire https://youtu.be/K_D4T5a7lzU
grig
/hoc/ chad here, just saying hello to the more feminine men of the world, the so called cricket fans. y'all are cute
Not expecting much from Essex in the Cup, poor last year and although they were better in the blast this season it was still a bit disappointing, and they have tended to do alright in the T20 Essex in the last decade yet never anything in the One day.
>>157051926wouldn't mind fucking the english roses xi with a dead rubber iykwim haha
I'd rather the Aussies womens XI myself
RETURN OF THE 100 TONIGHT!
the donedred
>>157052007phoebe is my precious you can't have her>>157052177>100meant king iykwim haha
Windies' comedy match winning drop against NZ on Sunday: https://twitter.com/Defending_18/status/2079181323999359161
I know you miss me lads, footy season and all.be back soon, miss you x ;)
>>157052177>the 100
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF ATHERS
Too bad the regional flags are gone now we cant tell who is zachy and bard immediately
you can tell zachy's posts a mile offhe's the unathletic neeky one posting from his bedsit and talking about his latest struggles against asterisked v4s
Yeah but that means I have to read his posts instead of skimming straight past them
GONE GOTTEM A FUCKING DOLLY
Jamboy gone missing for some reason I wonder why
>>157052632yea I was actually liking seeing the different onesreckon they should turn them back oncricketing
>>157052574isn't a bedsit coping rentcuck
The neek of York has blown in
>tacitly admits he struggles against asterisked v4s
someones windscreen just got smashed in at Radlett when the 6 went into the car park kek
feels good to be back to normal /cric/ ladsno cricket for a month, lets fucking go
>>157053184carn the yorkshire blogposters
>>157053236they're now the mumbai blogriders champ
>>157053251wouldn't mind if their women xi rode my blog iykwim haha
GONE GOTTEM Essex on top
welcome back from /hoc/you[spoiler]werent[/spoiler]missed
why is the toothpick armed neek posting on tuesday? I mentally broke him and he's only allowed to post friday to sundayback in your box neeky
>>157053951based newycan't use spoilers here champ!
wHY did ya ‘port me bla¿
great catch by ahkter to get Critchley a wicket, reckon Essex should keep them under 275
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don't know why hoc is obsessed with us?
>>157054440no but steven british columbiay
another HILARIOUS micksperg post there ladsproper side splitter that corr
yh don't see Essex in the finals with this shit bowling
>>157051790First innings scores: Derby 256/9.Middx 294/8.Hants 320/8.Lancs 280/5.Warks 312/9.Somerset 258/9.
playing mixed doubles match latermight never again
>>157054801tabla x
Stokes currently batting Figures in the first inning 9/0/38/0
2 bongs 30 bings till the 1st mens 100 game of the season
told you to never >> me again you fat twatsee 1st reply ITT and don't let the door hit you on the way outit probably will though because you've go so much flab
>>157056169got that tublord
Stokes was the first Soulful English cricketer since Flintoff and managed to piss off ECB, no fun allowed.
Gf
>>157056458>Tattoesanon I...
hmmmm
1 bong till the mens 100 returns get ready lads
>>157055969>>157055969
yh thinking Essex are fucked here
>>157057642do you ever move?
imagine watching that shite
John Newman playing live now before the mens 100 game starts
We lost
anyone watching t'undred?
MI London Men:James Vince, Will Jacks, Jason Roy, Sam Curran, Nicholas Pooran, Josh Philippe, Tom Curran, Rashid Khan, Trent Boult, Richard Gleeson, Nathan SowterSunRisers Leeds Men:Ryan Rickelton, Mitch Marsh, Zak Crawley, Harry Brook, Dan Lawrence, Tom Alsop, Benny Howell, Brydon Carse, Matthew Potts, Nathan Ellis, Abrar AhmedMI London Men won the toss and bowl 1st
>Mumbai Indians London>Sunrisers Leeds>100 ball formatIf you watch this shit you must be mentally handicapped or Britjeet. Same difference really
seething testies right on time
>that Cricinfo headlinelmfao
mitch marsh opens the batting trent boult opens the bowling
>>157058689wtf how can 1 player face 100 balls there's an over limit
>Seething testies>Watches Indian Pooping League Lite
the donedred appears... zachy bowen appearsnot seen the jamboy around for a while though
decent start this from boult and the MI Londons
He'll show up when India tour Zimbabwe. Hope Indian get humiliated again
>>157058758his master felt like a spot of golf innit lad
>>157058112dem namibs are a pretty good team fella nglt.knower
Me? I'm a Mumbai Indians London fan like my father before me
>can’t make out britcel from the flags anymore>finna boutta send him a (You)tragic
>>157058890vbbbBASED
rickletons on fire
dadc
gone GOTTEM fuck off
>>157058853Nah >we are just shit. Our domestic season is literally 1 month. We've played roughly the same squad for the last 5-6 years and most of them have been horrible. Also we're only good at home, our away record is terrible unless it's in UAE/Oman.Pic rel is >our batting average since 2021. They're all horrible.
not a fan of the second yanksebbo was MORE than enoughjust not a fan of any of them tbf - not personal, they just add absolutely nothing
>>157059147THere YOU are!!!chabin bla xtisbeenaminute innit!!???>>157054336>>157054422>>157055116
>Adds nothingNobody makes more OC than me.
>>157059244BIGfan here fellau do ur thing ya? x
fuck off sebbos
sebshit brownnosing the other yank who hates him lol can't make this upsaw his cringe post where he was brownnosing shitjeet after he insulted him recently as well. the lower caste genes coming through
>>157058758He's been seething in non-cricket threads lol. Also there's tons of jeet-spam off the yankjeet to be filtering.
Undefeated
>>157059625keKkkksochu SOOCHU
>>157059728thoughts?
>>157059764i’d strongly push back on is AB = KDB because of “lack of national team accomplishments.” KDB has at least reached major semifinals and played in a historically great Belgium side that underachieved thoubeitAB’s saffas is more like Harry Kane’s England if they never even made a final and kept finding increasingly creative ways to get knocked out, yh¿
leeds in deep trouble here DEEP TROUBLE
going into london tomorrow to meet some clients for lunch ffshopefully they are down for getting pissed
kda thoughdc though
Though the Mumbai Indian Londons was some sort of meme because they share the same owners but they're unironically called that the absolute state of the donedred
>>157059857Kane lacks the natural talent like Ab for them to compare imo but honestly its bang on for the trophies point. tbqh i only added the trophies point later, initially I drew the comparison based purely on eye test
>leedsThat's Sunrisers Leedsnagar to you, prole.
Am I supposed to pretend this is real cricket and not just money laundering?
Ask Alan Stanford you "ameri"fat convict mutt
>>157051790HIGHLIGHTS of the /ONE-DAY/ Cup>Group ALancashire 280/5. v Surrey 285/3. (47.4)>RESULT: Surrey win by 7 wickets. https://youtu.be/RUHy7AzsUjANorthamptonshire 314/5. (48.4) v Warwickshire 312/9.>RESULT: Northants win by 5 wickets. https://youtu.be/ddK90_PRtXYNottinghamshire 259/6. (44.4) v Somerset 258/9.>RESULT: Notts win by 4 wickets.https://youtu.be/NiC1rIWvLNQ>Group BDerbyshire 256/9. v Durham 257/5. (49.1)>RESULT: Durham win by 5 wickets. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cd0xedekm7nohttps://youtu.be/WdKvFP8qXFoMiddlesex 294/8. v Essex 253. (46.2)>RESULT: Middx win by 41 runs. https://youtu.be/uwd4oPKKkhkYorkshire 270 (47.0) v Hampshire 320/8.>RESULT: Hants win by 50 runs. https://youtu.be/JFAYt8qwLNA
>>157060232no one cares mate
>>157060123
morning everyone
>>157060252this is why /cric/ was bump off the boardLMAO
>>157060252gave up on the v5 did you?
>>157060289Turn on your monitor
Will young Will Young will?
>>157060291Britzo doesn't even watch the greg. He gets off on being miserable and ruining other people's fun
>>157060365post wrist
This northern presenter is 100% a nonce mind you all engshitters are aren't they. Twiglet legs been hush about one of the STORROR engshitters being convicted of being a nonce
8-1
Weak DNA means victory
>Weak DNA means victorySo why do bindia lose all the time then?
shitjeet was in hiding for like 9 days and THAT'S his big return post?grim grim grim
>>157060300LMAO Absolutely no reply to this
100% ownership>Southern Vanshi>Sunrisers Leedsnagar50% ownership>Mumbai Bharats London>Manchester Sunil GavaskarsFirst step to the Long Room at Lords being the exclusive reserve of BharatiyansAnd if it all goes tits up then they can just convert the grounds to HMOs
India's win rate against Ireland>0%
>weak DNAland chutney boys win rate vs PART TIME PLUMBERS0 (zero)ZilchNaddaSweet fuck all
great support for the blundred I see
2-04-0 2-1
>>157061672A humiliating loss for Bindia I agree
*saves /cric/*
wtf I'm not Welsh anymore>>157060232Good post
bard is welsh every 2 years for the euros and wczachy and glammylad aka sussexlad and surreylad are larpers every year
Business idea: Fast bowler with the surname Tail to complement Travis Head opening.
>>157061672how does it feel knowing the entire site sees the country your parents abandoned as laughable subhumans?surely it can't be the reason you ALWAYS avoid revealing to everyone else on /sp/ that you're a worthless paki
>>157060289turn on the monitor fella
