How did they manage to be more soulless than France?
No rizz, no pizzazz, no chutzpah
Spain's strict discipline is too big brain for the average cattle goyball customer
Soullesser
I'm sorry your dopamine fried screen addicted brain needs pacy ngubus and thug south americans throwing punches to be entertained... You should disconnect all your electricity and read and walk for a week to rewire your brain and have some willpower and discipline again
>>157052561Op is a faggit.
>>157052561their football is like eating a good paella, you wouldn't get it
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>>157052561Their style of soccer is just very boring to watch. It works, but it's boring.
>>157052561I hope you're just retarded and clueless; if you are, go watch some slow-motion replays of the midfield battles in Spain vs Argentina so you can stop being clueless.If you aren't, go fuck yourself. If Spain and France are seriously who you hate watching the most you're just a retard that hates the sport.
>>157052642paella is overrated and it being the national dish the whole world knows us for is gay and cringe
>>157052773what else do you have to eat?
>>157052561Rekting you all at football is nice. But we're busy jailing the government here.
>>157052862>what else do you have to eat?Nada mejor que una buena tortilla de patatas... Con cebolla
>>157052628If only you scored goals, no one would find you boring
>>157053388How else would they have one had they not scored goals? They scored 4 with Saudi Arabia, 1 with Uruguay, 1 with Portugal, 2 with Belgium, 2 with France and 1 with Argentina. Cabo Verde was just too strong.
>>157052561>The only marketed star didn't perform>Actual team play instead of pacey ngubus>Tempered non flashy style that forces teams to park the bus>Can't scoreWe were made to totally destroy the americanized view of sports.
>>157053388It's not their fault FIFA took 2 of their goals away.
>>157053388Tell the other teams to take the ball in midfield instead of parking the bus. Oh wait that's our fault too? Fuck off will you
>>157053422You scored 14 goals. Meanwhile Argentina scored 19, and England and France scored 20 each.
>>157053520OK so then England deserve to be world champions
>>157052862Spain has one of the most borring cousines, we eat legumes and potato stew mostly, it is so rooted in our culture that we even have set phrases about them >"to earn the chickepas / lentils: take them or leave them / in all the places boil beans, etc...", paella is just a thing for the weekends.
>>157053388maybe the other countries could grow a pair of balls and try to play football against spain instead of going for busparking murderball to prvent goals?hilarious to watch all the notrophy apes whining lmao
>>157052695Its boring when its countered by bus parking. Its fun when counterpressed
>>157053571Agreed
>>157053592>we eat legumes and potato stew mostly, it is so rooted in our culture that we even have set phrases about them >"to earn the chickepas />lentils: take them or leave them / in all the places boil beans,what are you even saying m8
>>15705361460 more years of butthurt I am afraid Nigel
>>157053592Don't you have like good cured meats?
Spain is not a real country, it's just several provinces ducttaped together
>>157053615Que dice que la vida es como las lentejas, o las tomas o las dejas
>>157053592Spanish food is good but it's bland. It's not full with spices and explosive flavours. It's very varied so there's no "national dish". I've been all over the country and everyone agrees on tortilla de patatas being good. However nobody agrees on how to do it kek.
>>157053642We are Western Yugoslavia
>>157053633We use cured pork for the stews if that's what you are asking for.
>>157053649It's because it rhymes you mongoloid. And if you don't like lentils I'll beat the shit out of you.
>>157053592>potatoLook up peruvian cuisuneThey'll make you the best thing you've ever tasted with a couple of potatoes
>>157053658>It's not full with spices and explosive flavoursAnd that's a good thing. Meat with a simple sauce is more than enough, it doesn't need twenty different spices. Jeets and asians overcomplicate things.>>157053633Cured meats, lots of fish and seafood dishes, a variety of stews, tapas, etc
>>157053571No, England are cucks and threw the match to Argentina just like that, no resistance, no objection. Just like they let paki rape gangs molest a million british girls and did fuck all because racism
>>157053666Forced meme just like "the two Spains" So we've been together for more than 500 years, forged a massive empire, stood against civil wars that weren't at all about independence, and suddenly today in peacetime Spain is an impossibility. Fuck off.
>>157052561Hello saaaars
>>157053520>England and France scored 20 eachThey played a stat padding match against each other to even reaching those numbers
>>157053724If it was Spain, they’d just kick the ball around for 90 minutes and call it a day
>>157053672A mi siempre me gustaron las lentejas, bajate dos tonitos Javi que te noto un poco tenso>>157053715Y tú también te me vas bajando los humitos
>>157053658https://youtube.com/shorts/eehLGXL2MVA?si=aj80aL-pKuz0WlwB
>>157053750Onions yo en los dos, Monolo. Que eres un mono.
>onions
>>157053777Fuck the filter and fuck jannies tbhdesu
>>157053742your team was humiliated and lostyou won nothinghave won nothing for years, will win nothing for yearswe are better right nowjust accept it and move on
>>157053758Me cago en tu putísima madre Rafa, así te lo digo
>>157053758>>157053848los dos sois maricones, ahora besaros
>>157053642That’s the sign of a real country lolSmall countries are basically one province that wants to larp as a big boi
>>157053912nothing says functioning country like provinces trying to break away constantly. Or domestic terrorists/freedom fighters trying to win their independence.
Señores you ONIONS de Boca
>oh my god you guys france are all mercenaries!!>what even is international football anymore>team wins the world cup with a team of 24/26 ethnic Europeans >Actually spain is souless Is 4chan just brown ?
>>157053820I’m not argentinian
>>157053947>team of 24/26 ethnic Europeans
>>157053962good thing what I said applies to brazil not argentina then
>>157053967Any counterargument?
>>1570539474chan is eternally cuckminded losers who will never get over their need to shit on everything and everyone successful. Also this thread is obvious bait, but that's beside the point.
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>>157052561Why do Spaniards kiss each other on the cheeks when they greet each other?
>>157053930No one is seriously trying to break away from Spain, btw you could make this argument against every major nation in the world, including the UK, France, China, even Japan, etc.
>>157053702>And that's a good thing. Meat with a simple sauce is more than enough, it doesn't need twenty different spicesOh so now it's a good thing when Spain does it.
>>157054281come on england, you know that the only meat you don't mess up is fried fish...
>>157054411Of course m8.
>>157052773Cocido de lentejas or pulpo a la gallega > paella
>>157053702>Meat with a simple sauce is more than enoughThis. Having to spice everything so much to me is just proof your country has bad quality produce
>>157054501THere are some good paellas, but those are two goated dishes.Like calamares en su tinta, callos and cap i pota, rabo de toro, conejillo al ajillo, fabada, gaspacho manchego... I love our food, I can see why people would say is simple, its just honest and direct.
>>157052862Hard potato, soft potato.
Zeus' law.
Bernabeu stadium and Camp Nou would be demolished if they where in the U.S. The 2030 World Cup will not be better than 2026, not a chance. They should just keep it in the U.S again.
>>157052628>>157052571>>157052643you can't talk about ngubus
>>157053649>he doesn't know the GOAT Gta Vice City songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxTNGs7nhVM
>>157052561HECKIN KINORINO AND SOVL! XDDDDDDDDD
>>157053758>>157053848you guys are so gay it's kinda cute
>>157053758>>157053848get a room you two
>>157052561Because it was actually a rigged win.None of the players worked for it. and it showed when they got back to Spain.
>>157052561tiki caca.all their games were a fucking bore to watch.
>>157058578Wow one argie admitting to the rig, good job on that. Must have taken a lot of courage.
>>157053758>>157053848Partíos los belfos en Forocoches.
>>157053658>>157053702What do you think is in romesco and roja sauce
>>157052590>competent, intelligent, "proper" handling of the game makes it inherently less enjoyable and slower unironically soccerfags have zero defense against this >inb4 every sport is like that if played perfectly enoughno, they're not, that is cope
>>157058598People complain about tiki tak strategies and their entire team is basically Barcelona, why couldn't a single manager figure them out? Watch some tapes, adjust the gameplan, and switch up formations if needed. That's one thing I don't understand about football, why are managers and players so stubborn and needing to play "their style"?
>>157058605>Win the biggest international tournament >Team acts like its a funeral. >Don't even care for the trophy, literally carrying it in a plastic bag.Make it a bit less obvious, pedro.
>>157058655Rodri wants to go to Real but Floren doesn't want to because Enrique Riquelme, he was injured in the knee and he is old and expensive too.
>>157058710>>Don't even care for the trophy, literally carrying it in a plastic bag.Smartest argentinian confusing the LEGO cup for the real deal. Of course it shows every rigged cup you ever won was made out of papier-mâché.
>>157058605Brother, that last game was suspicious af. I know we can't say anything because of the "argentina cheaters" propaganda. But all the players on both sides were acting strange, both before and after the game. It didn't feel anything in how they acted in the last wc final.You could also see how in the last 5 minutes the Argentina team activated, like a little "look, we could have do it but we weren't allowed".I personally suspect that all that shit of people believing that Argentina was rigging the game made FIFA want us to lose.
>>157059092Lmao are you fucking serious
>>157059214Yes.If it happened it will probably be confirmed 20 years from now. Like the 1990's wc final with a really similar situation.
>>157054594Know an indian girl went to spain and found the food "bland", so she had to pour hot sauce on everything. Looked at her like she was crazy. I think spanish food mogs french (personally) but that's because I grew up on it. Chinese is 2nd (real chinese).Pan gallego > french breads
>>157059337AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
