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>>157065013shit teams
/playoffsbound/
>>157065013How come none of those BC boys play for the hometown Canucks?
>>157065013what about team texas
>>157065100Pic related
>>157065054My Debbie’s (:
>>157065013>not having macklin fight his boyfriendthis seems like a missed tactical opportunity
>>157065116Have they?
>>157065150>make the playoffs once with Jackoff HughesI would say yes
>>157065100
Good night bros
you could "blame" the canucks and the flames for being bad teams giving markstrom a shit record, but then he got traded to the debbies, and the debbies have regressed hard with him as the starting goalie. i dont ever watch debbies games to know what the fuck he is doing in net anymore, but yea, markstrom is shit.
>>157065231say it in Finnish or it doesn't count
the great leetch is from texas
first for bud1
>>157065249>swedish goaltending
>>157065013>>157065042team alberta rapes
>>157065076they're too loyal to whoever drafts them i'm afraid
>>157065289All shit
>>157065289All incredible
>>157065297It's such bullshit that these good Canadian kids who get drafted to literal who franchises in the States will have endless loyalty, while all the American thugs who come up here to play will do everything in their power to leave.
>>157065289much like bud on 04/17/22
schaefer is going to be a jlmi for life
>>157065289if you added all of them together they arent even equal to celebrini
>>157065327eh it's only a few americans, caufield is probably going to stay a hab forever for example
how come alberta has never produced a generational center?
>>157065336poor deluded soul
>>157065327He's got more of an excuse than others because of his dad, meme magic etc.
https://www.nhl.com/es/news/diego-gutierrez-dos-paises-y-un-suenoPossible first round pick from the rio grande valley next year
>>157065289funny how skinner ended up being the better playoff goalie kwab fuck sharter farts kwab
>>157065377why is he wearing lipstick?
>>157065353Messier is the best centre not from Ontario or Nova Scotia
>>157065425t. trb's superiors before he was dishonourably discharged
>>157065377Why is he the joker
>>157065377
>>157065425hockey is for zesty mexicans like copey
>>157065389okay samir
>>157065425Ready for that heated rivalry
>>157065231It’s 7:00
>>157065289i dont' see willy?
>>157065473is that... some bubblin i detect?
>:^(>why is he wearing lipstick?
>>157065487>Simping for a guy that already has a boyfriendwhy
i wear lipstick. flames fan if that matters
>>157065494I smelled you. Knew it kwab
>>157065517Not to worry hockey is for everyone
>>157065449i think that was a south park episode
>>157065517Makes sense
>>157065535
>>157065552thoughts on being a raped bitch?
>>157065425cuz it matches the purple on his jersey
>>157065602well, at least he can color-coordinate
nic dowd is from alabama
>>157065630bud coordinated with your ass on 04/17/2022
>>157065644perverted faggot
>>157065664
>>157065651hopefully he was giving it to a reffie
>>157065651saying "i'm going to fucking kill you" is just the standard way of greeting your wife for alabamites
>>157065676he saw gary in the crowd
>>157065672LOL YOU'RE BUD
>>157065703
>xhe rb entering advanced state of bubblinlimited income must be running low
no hockey today
>>157065751they're watching the odyssey in buffalo
Me after celebrating in the locker room with the bros
the thought of bud following trb around and saying bud 1 is hilarious desu
*enters*
>>157065792>hugs you
>>157065792>*kidnaps you*
gary's gambling is causing players to get death threats
>>157065844>*accidentally smothers you in the trunk of the get-a-way vehicle*
>>157065855>literally bubblin'kwarb
we need more anime posters
>>157065892the ones that we have all already a burden
i'd say this is a wcf-calibre team wouldn't you?
>>157065929
>>157065892We need Takagi
>>157065929how was wolf able to fleece conroy like that?
>>157065960because he was a wolf in sheeps clothing
>>157065864Just turn off dms. Its that easy
sheep don't wear clothing
>>157066051my number 1 pick <3
/cric/'s back and running again!
>>157066069are you suggesting they are naked all the time?
Is crazy how Gary gets even more fuckable as he gets older
>>157066069creeps
>>157066121that's precisely what this image displaysA Nude Sheep
how come gary stopped balding and didnt get totally kwabed like laine or geztlaf?
>>157066160whoa this is a blue board, fella
>>157066160i'm bricked
>>157066178Gary can afford the expensive medical implants, easily
>>157066178There's nothing wrong with going bald. Some girls even prefer it.
Get in the lab nigga you've got a cup to win WTF
name a word that starts with n
bald coaches are the best coaches in the league
>>157065289that centre depth lol
>>157066230Ninja
>>157066227damn I didn't know that edmonton has such nice oceanfront beaches
>>157066263survey says...
>>157066263
Jason Robertson 1x12
>>157065929That seems like a fairly small amount of deficiencies for an average WCF team I'd say?
>>157066304What if he suffers a career ending injury this season?
>NAME somebody, who 1. name somebody who 1. this is for the game family>we're going with trb, steve
>>157066304another wcf sweep for davo
>>157066304whats wrong with him
>>157066304>welcome to detroit
>>157066304what a bizarre contract
>>157066357He knows he is on the Dallas Stars
/hoc/ has been atrociously shit the last couple days and no its not because its off season its because of newfags
I'm watching some WCBL, and I'm kinda surprised none of the forest fires have disrupted any of schedule, especially when you consider how close some of these ballfields are to edge of the tree line >and now, we take you back to Ice Hockey, already not in progress
gary says utah is desirable
>>157066409raped retard
>>157066406the flames
>>157066408It's probably just your period.
>>157066409they put up some big fans around the park to blow away the smoke during game time
>>157066406debbies
/hoc/ tuah
>>157066409Listen I defend you a lot but a piece of hockey news just dropped for the first time in awhile and you decide it's the perfect time to let everyone know you are watching minor league baseball. You really are a fucking fag.
>>157066406Do people actually get laid off of instagram? I don't understand how.
>>157066443the robo signing is old news bozo
>>157066465actually /hoc/ is old news clown
>>157066445you aggressively message those whores that post their reels like you would to an athlete who lost you your bet.
>>157066438C U R S E DURSED
>>157066420You are??
>>157066438tate mcrae has a thing for hockey players it seems
>>157066516That means /hoc/ has a chance!
>>157066498>n-noukwarb bud1
>>157066516shes moved on from the sport im afraid
>>157066533tit mcboobs would never go for any of us i'm afraid
>>157066575Why not? I'm sure at least among Flamiacs there's dozens of great catches available for her.
>>157066534lol baited him kwab
*drinks Gatorade*
>>157066744
>>157066516She betrayed canada for jack hughes like la malinche
>insiders INSIST that Roberston will be traded for real this time>Continue to say bullshit that the Red Wings and Penguins will get him>Robertson apparently even shot down a deal to the Kraken that would've paid him almost more than McDavid>settles for a 1 year, 12M deal like the good fag he isFuck you Dallas lmaooooooooo
>>157066239>rod - hair>paul x2 - balding>bruce - hair>jared - hair>john - hairwhy is bald the best?
>>157066845>almost more than McDavidOh yes, McDavid, well known for his massive cap hit
i'm still bubblin toews and the panthers trio made the team canada roster
>>157066904cup winners have more pull
>>157066904There's nothing wrong with building a team of proven winners. Team Canada's problem was letting a career loser like McDavid captain the Gold Medal game.
>>157066845>try to fleece the team that drafted and developed you>get humbled in arbitration>get traded to a dumpster fireholy kwab
>>157066845thoughts on your victory over trb?
>>157066959You never beat him when he lives rent free in your head
>>157066904>sanheim and doughty over schaefer a d bouchardCanada deserved to lose
*calls messi a bitch*
There could be as many as 3 Blue Jackets on Team Canada some day
>>157067162How many shirtless men you got in your folder anon?
>>157066855because hair falls out if you think really hard
damn the rags really lost the 1964 secret amateur draft
>>157067199lots. especially of bedard and celebrini. oh and mitch too~
trb is bubblin up a storm t'day
insight time: robertson is going to have a career year because he will be able to sign a 7 year deal after his contract is up so expect at least 100 points by him next season
Embarrassing
>>157067323The Wild too
>>157067162achievable natty?
>>157067261Original six rangers were a less credible organization than the washington generals or the arizona coyotes
>>157067323>>157067332i don't understand what this means
>12 million for RobertsonHe’s worth MAYBE 8 million
>>157067374tnt/espn/tsn/sn etc. aren't covering them
>>157067332Sad>>157067374
>>157067278
>>157067374Regional sports networks are dying so the NHL is doing in house production for certain teams
>>157067398Those are national broadcasters
>>15706738112 million for a ppg player is bog standard these days
>>157067428Thank you Gary
>>157067425Sooner or later Netflix or espn + or something will take over regional broadcasts
>>157067425The Reds did the same thing this year and it's still the same broadcast as when it was on the regional network. I assume the Jackies will do the same
hawkies :)
>>157067374it doesnt matter since the game will be blacked out unless you live in the area
>>157067374It means that the Blue Jackets, Wild, Blues and Hurricanes can't find a regional television partner to air their home games. Pathetic. Gary literally has to produce the defending cup champs games or they wont be on tv next season.
>>157067428you have rantashit to thank for that tell him not to pull an eichel against the oilers next time
>The New York Islanders are both proud and pleased to announce they're partnering with bud to provide comprehensive and robust broadcast commentary, analysis and discussion for the 2026-27 season
>>157067374thats just how irrelevant the blue jackets, blues, hurricanes, and apparently mild are. that even the casinos with their infinite money streams and own regional sporting networks dont even want to show those teams. 32 teams was a disaster for the league.
>>157067475*flies towards you*
>>157067505I think the governor has better things to do
>>157067278same. I need /fit/ inspiration
>>157067509garys sees and knows this but the best he can do is 2 more expansion teams in the sunbelt
>>157067509if only the league could contract to 24 teams
I booked my hotel for my trip to Buffalo when my team goes there this season :)
>>157067548Gary would kill you if you dared utter those words in his presence
>>157067527it looks like they were only able to get him for a limited number of games. my guess is prime time saturday night games, like how gretzky only shows up once in a blue moon on espn
>>157067553That’s cool
>>157067562Gretzky’s on tnt
>>157067553try the wings, I heard their good
>>157067594I'm going to eat nothing but wings when I'm there
>nobody move, nobody get hurt>nobody move, nobody get hurt
>>157067553based! you'll have fun! :)
>>157067594in buffalo they are. not so much in detroit
>>157066230speaking of...>Members of USA Hockey's Men's, Women's, and Paralympic Gold medal winning teams will be competing on this week's episode of Celebrity Family Feud (Thursday at 8 ET on ABC)
>>157067558that's why he turned me down for the internship
>>157065013>>157065289PLEASE tell me the NHL (or at least /hoc/) is planning an origin tournamenthockey state of origin would go extremely hard
>>157067622>no tkachuks
>>157067617Thanks :D
>>157067511>opens mouth
>>157067636I don’t know what that is
>>157067622name a body part between the legs
>>157067509
I dream of attending an away game someday
>>157067636Gary would never fund this idea because there wouldn't be any sunbelt teams
>>157067636>>157067664I think it's colonialist clap trap like they have in Rugby and Cricket
>>157067696I went to away game (I'm a FLAMESCHAD) at the Bell centre. Flames one, was dope.
>>157067696Aren't you nervous the home fans would beat you up?
>>157067706>Flames onemuch like bud
>contributing to the economy of your rival citymentally weak genny
>>157067671what is the vastus medialis, Alex
>>157067696You can come to Buffalo with me, but I get to be little spoon
whats taking so long for larkin to get traded
>>157067722I only buy jerseys while away and that money goes straight to Gary
>>157067722>mentally weakmuch like trb
>>157067679Vegass lost
>>157067754There's no GM to trade him.
>>157067766>Vegass lostmuch like trb
