>>157084038
>Eels -14.5 1.83 Panthers +14.5 1.98
Whoops. Should be:
Eels +14.5 1.83 Panthers -14.5 1.98

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parramatis eels

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>>157084310

poothers fucking suck and they will be refballed to victory against the peelies tonight

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Shibasaki is a Bear (so is Jope Rauqe from the Bulldogs)

>broncs losing more talent

>>157085373
M A R Q U E
P
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A
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I was going to suggest that Samurai is playing for Perth to move to the same timezone as Tokyo but Perth is actually an hour behind Tokyo.

I have a theory that Penrith are worse against bad teams and better against good teams.

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This one too late for me brahs

>>157085626
It was in their best interest to lose to the Broncos. It has set the cat among the pigeons, if you will. The cat being a Broncos team clinging to a desperate hope of making the finals, and the pigeons being the finals contenders between 5th and 10th that have another hurdle to contend with.

>>157085842
titans will be in contention for the top 8 either 2027 or 2028

>no /nrl/ for three days
Felt homeless, lads

all good now m80 there is /nrl/ and footy to watch with the family :D

>>157085923
True and kimi gonna be a big factor in that
He been playing the last couple games like complete shit tho

>>157085997
>Didn't post in my Tuesday thread

Nah nah it's all good I'm used to being betrayed at this point

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>>157086274
things will get better friend

>Latrell spotted running freely at training today

Nah not getting my hopes up

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>fatrell and billy back
make it so

>>157086329
>That month long period where Pootrell was the best player in the comp

>>157086347
Kenty fired him up by calling him a wasted career

kenty caused his injury

>>157085897
This level of 4d chess would be impressive. But it would be funny if they created a golemn for themselves.

Will tonight's game even be worth watching? Predicting a 30+ margin.

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Vale Kiana Takairangi

>>157087125
For the Eels?

>>157087413
Did you now he used to be a surf life saver

don't forget to do your tippies family! I don't want any forgetful fairies this week!

>>157085897
...Woah

Players that Perth are pursuing according to the media
>Junior Paulo
>Morgan Smithies
>Jack Cole
>Moses Leota
>Tyson Smoothy
>Matt Burton

>Adam Doueihi refuses to play after a heated exchange with coach Benji Marshall

Not even kidding it's time to fold the club there is straight up no fixing them

>>157087706
thanks Tiff :^*

Doueihi would be good at the Broncos, but does Brisbane have enough Lebanese facilities for his personal comfort?

Shall NOT be tipping the TitGODS this week lads as I think the DraGODS are due.

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Ella Kasmars little flat arse getting plapped hard til she braps fast as a NASCAR

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And you can tell those dorks at Hello Sports
They're all a bunch of elo morts, I'm stabbing Ella with my jello sword
Think I might concoct a plan to take Ella off their hands and turn her into a Broncos fan

woolies wrap platter for tea

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>>157088857
Forget to add pic haha

post fap shame lads

>>157088544
>>157088603
Yankbro in a mood

>>157087623
i thought he just go to the beach to do sprints

>>157088884
noice m8 - how much does one of these set you back?

I would legit dissapear for a month if given access to that much xanax

t. former dependent/abuser. sucked at the time cos docs wantted nothing to do with you and my regular died but the reschedule saved my life

thank fuck the wogball is over

>>157088927
I’ve been a lifelong nofapper since last week m8

Ponga is out lads. Think I’ll change my tip.

>>157089055
40 bucks. If you were to make it yourself the ingredients might be worth 25 to 30. There's 2 ham wraps, 1 chicken and 1 salami. All very tasty and it's easy to order so i recommend it

>eating over 150gms of carbs for dinner

Zambrero is offering a discount but I'm going with good old Guzman. Nothing beats nostalgia.

>>157089115
How did you get off it? I only take 1mg a day usually but when i skip a day or 2 it feels like I'm dizzy with brain fog, tunnel vision, it's terrible feeling and I'm only on 1mg, it's hard to describe. I'm lucky to have my doc, his theory is that xanax isn't good for you but stress is worse. Stress and anxiety is why he prescribes it

>>157089306
>Zambrero
Who

>>157089320
Tapered off under medical supervision, alternating with valium then tapering off the valium also

>>157089332
they're a major Cronulla sponsor

I took a valium once

my fav pharmy was diazepams

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>>157088603
>>157088544

Watched Road to Perdition last night and it was terrible. Certified unc slop.

>>157088930
>>157089403
Nah just accidentally left my fapping VPN on before posting

Anthony Seibold set to join PNG Chiefs

All these fucking pill poppers and he’s me who’s never had a cup of coffee in his life.

So many AI slop ads on 9

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PARRACHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
ALL THE EELCHADS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

>>157088884
Are those legal xans? What kinda shit did you have to tell the psyche to get your hands on those?

>>157089306
Tried both within a day of a each other recently and honestly Zambreros rapes GYG

who do you consider your team's biggest rival?

for me as a broncos fan its got to be the storm

>>157089473
Penrith quickly taking top spot for Broncs honestly, it's funny that Cowboys fans seem to fucking hate is so much and I've never even had a problem with them

for me as a wahs fan its got to be the storm

Based whistling ad

As a Rabbitohs fan it's gotta be the Perth Bears

>>157089493
same. as a broncs fan I don't hate any of the queensland teams, and support them when the broncos aren't playing. funny how they all hate us though.

>>157089473
As a dargons fan I think the panthers are gunning for us but we shan't take the bait. Also the beating Melbourne drizzle and the fullwogs is always fun.

What is this Eels jersey?

>>157089519
ive seen threads about this webm on /tv/

Family Tippies Celebrate Footy Edition
1 tipped peelies
11 tipped poothers
2 forgetful fairies (one in 1st place)

>>157089545
kek that'd be hilarious

>>157089473
For my Eelies it would have to be Manly closely followed by the Doggies.

MOSEGOD MOSEGOD MOSEGOD MOSEGOD MOSEGOD

P O O T H E R S ARE FINISHED
BroncGODS broke them
LETS GO PEELIES

MOSEGOD MOSEGOD MOSEGOD
MOSEGOD MOSEGOD MOSEGOD
MOSEGOD MOSEGOD MOSEGOD

paramatta allowed to run behind their own players tonight

>>157089581
oops parra got them seething again

HERE COMES THE REFBALL

>turned the lights off on Chinry
kek based westie banter

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>tipped Penrith

mary has killed cleary he's better when its hot 18 yr olds now after years of mary he can't even find touch with his kick

You just know Sutton is gonna refball panfars

double HIA!

>>157089551
Gummi Bears. Explain yourself.

>>157089458
Yeah legal. I basically told the doc i was very stressed from work and life in general which wasn't a lie but i wasn't asking for anything either we were just chatting. He offered them and i didn't say no. Over a decade later and he still prescribes them i think he thinks I'm retarded so that might come into his decision

>>157089633
he’ll get the away peem anyways so it wouldn’t change anything

lindsay smith penalized for failing to teleport

stop crying periodface

>>157089648
Pretty sure a non tip is a zero.

FUCK YES
GET FUCKED POOTHERS YOU ABSOLUTE CUNTS

fuck great line

JACKGOD JACKGOD JACKGOD

PENRITH TRAINER CHEATING AGAIN

CHAD Williams

MOSEGOD
WILLIAMSGOD
EELSGOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>157089674
I kekked at him completely ignoring the ref when he told him to move.

eels will act like they aren't getting the old ref assist because they're playing against the panthers

everyone going beast mode against the cheating poothers gotta love it

sorry, can't support bitch moses and his gang of sooks even against the panthers

>>157089683
>>157089694
parraseethers? you know it

and here come the Poothers 6 agains…

surely not

[ANGRY KITTY KAT NOISES]

Activated refball

FAGBACK

>cameraman, make sure you get nathan’s product placement up close

Moses vs the chin

>>157089723
AI fan signs the game is truly gone

>>157089519
masterpiece

>>157089519
I wanna see this in IMAX 70mm

>>157089519
absolutely mogs Nolan

*sigh* suddenly Kasey Badger has returned

>>157089519
Kek that ending

Parra may have started too fast

come on peelies

feels like Biff could be looming

eels knocked that ball on in that play the ball but this time the ref keeps the whistle away

kek poothers seething
>b-b-but every call usually goes our way
>c-ccan we have a roll ball penalty maybe please

>>157089682
So brazen, they've already been find $50k for trainer cheating

John West would be a good pink jersey sponsor

how is that a knock back when it goes into the panthers' player in front of him

>we’ll lose our challenge thanks

>n-no you have to deliberately knock it back
What kind of semen slurping rule is that?

>>157089836
because the Talagi hand was in front of Tuilagi hand you tard

Parra need more points

>>157089831
Oak was the perfect pink jersey sponsor because it made me want a strawberry milk

I feel the gaming legend addo carr is good for one tonight

>>157089870
Strawberry milk needs all the help it can get

ANYBODY HEARD THE 6 AGAIN BUZZER?

Not so fast, Mr Leroy

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random $50 bonus bet on sportsbet

roid rage looms

peelies looking tired :(

THE BALL HIT HIS TO'OH

To'o is washed

to'o never touched that

refball, but not the one you all predicted

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Roosterbros thoughts on having the worst jersey of all time

KEK BE NICE TO HAVE A CHALLENGE

moses is anti-clutch

C'mon Parra get one in before halftime you useless cunts

>>157089938
AT LOWES

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>captained Jenkins

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>>157089938

>>157089938
There are no pooster fans here lad

>>157089950
He only drives automatics?

pretty 1337 intent and decent execution tbqh

That wasn't a drop out and Brian Kelly is a genius

EIGHT POINT PENALTY TRY SURELY

fuck off thats a 8 point penalty try
if jenkins didn't slow him down thats a try look how close he got

BIN BIN BIN

8PT PENALTY TRY & SIN BINNING

>don't get the 8 point penalty try
>weaken your position further by taking the poo

>ttz

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>>157090000
POO CURSE AVOIDED

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vonny has tipped poorm bet accordingly

https://youtu.be/BjiEQ9gZmxs

>>157090010
>missing the poo and taking the two (competition pts)

The roids must be wearing off.

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>>157090038

>>157089938
I actually dig it. It's not the generic dot art every other indigenous jersey has

Based whistling ad

>>157089938
It looks like a pyjamas. Kids will love it
>t. not a pooster customer

>>157089938
Salvo was a great stalwart of Easts when they were pure shite so happy for him but it looks like something your weird commie cousin wears to family Christmas.

LETS GO PEELIES YOU NEED TO PUT 30 ON THESE CUNTS WITH THE MAN ADVANTAGE

Anybody seen Cleary???

>have to control the ruck better
true poothers usually lie on them for 30 seconds and get away with it

DRAG THE CUNT OFF THE FIELD

GET UP YOU DIVING FAGGOT PUSSY CAT

shit like that needs to be a penalty get it the fuck out of the game. time wasting cheating bullshit.

peels playing like they're 3 tries down with 10 minutes left

just when I was starting to like Kelly…

peelies playing with honour and only want to score on 13 men

only a mile forward

how the fuck isn’t that a knock on

patented mitch moses choke job incoming

>>157090221
and to'o didn't touch the ball

boo hoo

home made banana muffins and non-alcoholic ipa go good with Thursday morning footy

*memoryholes the knock on*

>>157089938
Bruh, wtf is that

I hope Moses doesn't get picked for Australia, rather see him in the Leb team they're going to be stronger than ever

>>157090259
backwards

take a speed potion addo-carr!!

>>157090261
but enough about the Pedref fans m8

well it was a fun game but now its a refball game

Fox clearly still rattled at the PlayStation stopping physical games news

Based Ref ruining yet another match

>>157090275
yeah, why won't sutton just let the eels hold them down :(

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oh you thought we werent winning this?

ASTERISKBACK

That's a good tactic if Fox gets that at speed he is one on one with the fullback. Unfortunately for Parra they're getting btfo now and that should be a no try incorrect ptb

>>157090285
>incorrect ptb
there has been only 2 called all season and it was peems playing against the poothers :^)

Why does a proud indigenous man nickname himself after an introduced species?

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>Ratton

>>157090298
there is a cute fox thread on /wsg/ they're pretty cool

>>157089938
Why are there KANG crowns?

BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN

PANTHGODS beating the peels and all the peel refball

moses grabbed him!

moses absolutely created that
fucking grub cunt, moses needs to be binned for simulation

Moses is such a diving little cunt

>>157090298
If you really think about it you'll understand

>>157090084
First Galvin, now Doueihi. Does Benji has a problem with people that possess Natufian admixture?

>>157090323
>>157090323
>>157090327
Oh yeah they be seething - parraseething

>owww my neck
*whistle*
>all good now :D
GET THIS FUCKING SHIT OUT OF THE FUCKING GAME
ITS KILLING IT

Look how quickly that oww my neck disappeared once the penalty was blown.

Foxes aren't particularly fast or strong though

>>157090335
If you don’t know m8 you can just say so

that's why they call him bitch moses

Jewish Moses lol

>>157090349
>>157090351
Magic whistle with magic healing powers

>>157090367
he's trying to infer that Australians are a introduced species, Irish is a first nations that loved Australia so much he fled to Ireland but still customers the Poopeetohs.

>>157090367
First of all I reject the premise that he named himself that

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE FUCKING TOUCHIES

FORWARD PASS

Another penalty fuck me

??????

Fuck Penrith

the refs have gotten together to trick everyone
1st half of the season poother refball in the 1st half
2nd half of the season poother refball in the 2nd half
its like pottery

How come they got the ball back?

Foxes are renown in folklore as wily criminals. I wouldn't describe Addo-Carr as wily though.

yeah, such blatant refball they binned the panthers twice

He's a very good winger

at least we know that cancer will take this alabaster skinned faggoota

>>157090442
For you

>>157090438
there are no poother customers here baitboy

>>157090430
brian kelly touched it before jenkins knocked on

forward pass was forward though

>>157090437
forward for your life

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What is he thinking in Bawkhalla?

NAPTIME

CAREER ENDING FALCON

>>157090447
for me, it's try scoring wingers

business idea: kick the ball into cunts heads till its 13 on 7

you reckon cleary did that deliberately?

why are the poothers still a protected species? surely it cant be good for the game

Straight in the cerebellum

>>157090483
Nobody is that good

>>157090483
That's how Phil Hughes died, breaks a bone in the side/rear vertebrae that severs an artery

>>157090503
cricket ball is a lot harder than a steeden though

Penrith moved like four players around to cover the kick, Moses is so predictable

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>>157090503

>>157090514
The mechanics the injury are pretty scary though, just one little bone spur with insta-kill arteries running though it

Fox's speed stats got nerfed

>>157090515
>Moses is so predictable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNNLZPZw9o

He's getting older

>>157090540
he wasn't THAT OP bloody devs always ruining a bit of fun

I like that we use Addo-Carr to talk about gaming

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>>157090557
he's a part time NRL player full time gamer m8

Wait are frozen corn kernels cooked or not? I've been eating them straight from the freezer.

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>tipped Poothers by 14

1/1 and not happy about it

eels couldn't get points when they had twenty minutes of 13 on 12

>>157090577
You can eat raw corn anyway, how's your tummy?

>>157090567
>counter strike slop
this is what normie gamers think hardcore gaming is

Same lad but at least I’m still in contention for a bonus point in my normie comp

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oh look its another former rooster on the telly

fletch and hindy lurk the thread
stole my line about cleary and mary

>>157090601
Appreciates the fibre content so far, nothing upset.

>>157090617
Sign of advanced rabies

>>157090627
You should write a strongly worded letter to the show.

>>157090557
>>157090567
which players would be likely to post here you reckon?

Is Goanna Academy taking enrolments?

24* - 18

>>157090641
To’o

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you sack doueihi right not benji

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this munted woman in the crowd kek

>zoomies first time seeing someone older than 22

>Needing refball against the mighty Peels
Fucking Poothers

>>157084849
no one listened

>>157090717
Yeah absolutely. You play where the coach tells you.

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>walsh

>gutho's 250th game
will they rise for him

>"Munted" is informal slang primarily used in Australia, New Zealand, and the UK. It most commonly means destroyed, broken beyond repair, or heavily intoxicated
That's a new one

>>157090871
should’ve been with the Peels :(

>>157090717
Freddy regularly played at lock

>>157090641
DWZ, Doueihi

>>157090902
Freddy had more natural footy talent in his left nut than that shitcunt Doeheii though

>>157090877
munter is the person form of munted
also means extremely ugly

https://youtu.be/v_eWAXoCXIo

>>157090717
Brett Kimmorley was on radio today and he said (when he was the Tigers interim coach) Doueihi told him to either play him in the halves in first grade or he'll play in the halves in reserve grade. This was when he came back from an injury and was playing in the centres

maybe its Doueihi fucking over the poogers he sounds like a cunt that would spread dissent amongst the ranks

I’ve said it before but at some point someone will see that a lot of the current problems stem from Bunji & Farah being A grade cunts.

Doueihi is a good player but not good enough to be behaving like this

Why can"t Benji get along with white halves? Should the club appoint a liaison officer for non-Islander players to make sure they feel included?

>>157091924
if they don't like it they can make their own NRL peem

>new Wallabies coach is a rugby league guy
/nrl/ is going to own rugby union too?