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Return of the king
News
>Showtime returns to Chicago
>>157077473
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Tell me about Kane
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the wyna liu conspiracy goes right to the top
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>>157091704
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>>157091695
based millennial getting $8 mil for some reason
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/playoffsbound/
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Columbus and Jet Greaves have a settlement. 3 X $5M
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>>157091704
He got drunk at frat parties
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>>157091750
whoa he's just like me
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So what will happen with the blackhawks now?
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frats are gay
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>implying i wasn't a gdi
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Bad move. He's a PP specialist and has to be sheltered severely. Way too much money.
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my habs are going to pull the trigger on a trade any day now you just know it
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>>157091786
Bedard is injured. They needed someone
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I just wanted to check the hawks cap situation because I assumed they had an infinite amount and lo and behold I find out CONNOR BEDARD SIGNED FOR 15 MILLION A YEAR??? I must have been outside tanning when this dropped but what a fleecing!
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seems fair enough
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What's his buck status this year?
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>>157091820
Cope he's elite and I'd rather pay him then some soft slimy swede
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one of these guys makes almost double the other guy btw
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>>157091822
I'm happy
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they are gonna pay him 800 000 000 pennies
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I regret not joining a frat
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i don't regret not asking
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We dont use double negatives here
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they really give any moron with goalie pads millions of dollars these days, even more if you're tall and russian
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“He was never protected by his organization.”

Darren Ferris says the breakdown between Mitch Marner and the Toronto Maple Leafs began long before his departure.

It started with Marner’s entry-level contract, when the Leafs gave him Schedule A performance bonuses but refused to include Schedule B bonuses, only to give Auston Matthews both shortly afterward.

Ferris believes that treatment continued throughout Marner’s tenure, as the winger faced relentless scrutiny and eventually became the primary scapegoat for Toronto’s repeated playoff failures.

According to Ferris, there has also been considerable misinformation surrounding Marner’s contract negotiations and what ultimately led to his exit.
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>>157091822
Everybody is getting fucked today.
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>>157091827
Broken beyond repair.
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not reading that redditspaced essay
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>>157091728
They don’t have a goaltender
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>>157092109
I'm a moron. I just need some goalie pads
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the new york islanders?
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>>157092137
marner was 4th overall assists in 2019
worth 2 milly with schedule b bonus
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gonna watch dirty work :)
rip norm :'(
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I'm gonna go to work
Damn neets
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*enters /hoc/*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A54vD8s8Bcg
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>he doesn't have a comfy wfh job where he can watch norm macdonald movies while working
ngmi
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don't fuck with uncle terry when he's drunk
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>>157092280
>dirty work
that movie sucked
>>157092296
wrestling sucks
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>>157092342
True wrestlefags OUT
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wrestling got its own board, go there
>>>/lgbt/
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>>157092342
Dirty Work is funny
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*transmission from planet retard*
>Dirty Work is funny
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>>157092304
I wish. I hate sitting next to my boss
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>wrestling
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>>157091762
lord stanleysc up
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>>157092407
You've done that to two of my posts now :(
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>>157092342
*batista bombs you*
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>>157092280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbnJFQ5pnog
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>>157092504
and it'll soon be three
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powers out bro's
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>>157092661
hoobbros..
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>>157092661
Carlson hasn't played a game on his new contract how can it be the top 10 worst
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>>157092661
>just another hit piece on player salaries by the athletic
this is disgusting
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SHOWTIME BABY!!!!
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>>157092661
flamephobic piece of shit
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> Insider: "Laine closing in on $9M contract with Hawks."
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>>157092700
It's too short for him to ever be more valuable than his cap hit and his cap hit is fucking retarded
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I deserve a Schedule B bonus
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>>157092862
What are they building in Chicago
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>>157092852
the flames are fags
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>>157092876
A retirement village.
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>>157092884
No, that's soilers. Flims are pedos.
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$9m for a guy you'll be lucky to get 50 games out of?
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>>157092876
Some bulls for bedard
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>>157093009
perry back to chicago confirmed
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>>157092884
keep your expressions of your own repressed homosexuality out of hoc Juan
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>it's another /hoc/ is jealous of the Flames episode
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>>157093289
>jealous
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>it's another shit /hoc/ thread episode
/r/hockey is unironically better
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feel free to go back and stay back
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So with Kane gone and Larkin more than likely gone, are the Wings contending for the first overall pick next season?
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>>157093380
Wouldn't be the worst idea. DuPont would be perfect to carry a pairing behind Seider

>>157092884
Indeed
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watching the Junior Chowder Cup in Foxboro Sports Center
>cause prep and academy hockey never sleeps, lads
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>>157091704
couldn't score against Argentina
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>>157091704
chud mayor of knox country, tennessee
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Trb off and running (to the jannies)
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>>157093520
many such cases
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>>157093569
exquisite post
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>>157093589
trb isnt going to like this
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maybe someone should make a youtube channel called the daily /hoc/ so you dont have to read an entire thread to catch up on whats going on every day
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>>157093734
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/@LHOH197
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>>157093734
The urinating tree guy has a certain charmlessness that I find charming
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Someone should make a channel where they spend 20 minutes reading the box score of each game
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huomenta sharks nation
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>>157093790
shannon has a channel for you!
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> Marner: "I left, and those bitches finished in last place. And they still underpaid me, the kikes."
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>>157093842
The Entertainment Guy?
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I need to be myself
I can't be no one else
I'm feeling supersonic, give me gin and tonic
You can have it all, but how much do you want it?
You make me laugh
Give me your autograph
Can I ride with you in your BMW?
You can sail with me in my yellow submarine
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>>157093790
Maybe he'd have an atrocious wife too? Just spitballing
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>>157093609
looks like you were right, kwarb
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>>157094184
Great idea! He could maybe support Gary by buying the most jerseys too
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Bros I'm scared Kane is going to teach Bedard how to punch taxi drivers and sexually assault women
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>>157094562
good post
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>>157094430
where's dennis wideman when you need him
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>>157094562
Xhe's already gotten two anons banned today for that
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>>157094562
excellent post
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queers queering off again
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>>157094589
make that 3...
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a flawless j6 performance today
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Hear the whine of the ancient Marner
See his eye as he wins one of three
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i'll give you a kiss on the lips if you can name this goaler without googling
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>>157094878
Oh, it's the dude with the stitches on his mask. Cheevers?
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>>157094904
no kiss for you, sorry
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playoffs bound?
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>>157094878
bobby orr
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mike richter
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>>157094878
andy moog
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>>157095035
Wolf bros were proving the haters wrong
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>>157095044
Wolf is going to be the best goalie in the league
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>>157094921
>laffs, >rags, broons, oilers legend

Damn, crazy
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>>157095070
he just needs to stop being shit first
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>>157095070
Forever? Wow..
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>>157095071
Joseph Jacques Omer Plante isn't exactly a household name everywhere, Mapleburg
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>>157095070
the ahl, yeah i agree
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>>157095070
Wolf will lead the Flames to the playoffs only to blow out his ankle doing his gay pre-game hop
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>>157094945
Taxi drivers bros I'm quivering....
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>>157095070
i think so too. he's leading the Flames to multiple cups
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>hackybroposting
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>>157094945
lmao no
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>>157095193
Tired of opening /hoc/ and seeing this.
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>>157095277
68 Days Until Puck Drop
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>>157095357
And it will be the first thing I see then too. Fucking loser.
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>>157095277
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Hooberdough lets the flames make the cap floor its a good contract
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>>157095277
queers gon queer off, anon
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still reeling from my morning marner
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interesting article on sportnet today where marners agent is still crying about marner not getting respect from a team he doesnt play on anymore, what do you think that says about marner?
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>>157095622
Youre an NPC dude.
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>>157095622
anything to keep attention on mitch
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>>157095639
>Mitch using gamer language in the hoc thread
We still call them that here btw
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Crazy to think if Mitch accepted the Carolina trade he'd be a cup winner but instead he's still a KWAB and a synonym for shit
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>>157095932
how do you know he wouldn't have fucked it up fro the randies?
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>>157095973
he wasnt the reason the knights lost
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>>157095622
I wish paul marner was my dad I would be an evil lawyer
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Laffs getting kwab'd by marnerjeet.
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>>157095987
>the knights lost
just like trb
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>>157091695
Why didn’t he sign with Buffalo
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one day you just accept being a chopped unc and that's okay
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>>157096053
not enough women in buffalo to rape.
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>>157096053
He didn't want to get buffalo'd by Buffalo buffalo
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>>157095987
No, but he was their best player during the Randy's series, and maybe that's why people are disillusioned with Vegas, maybe
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>>157096070
Ha that’s been the story of my summer this year
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>>157096100
bud1
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>>157096100
my favorite vegas jersey
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sometimes when i hear a loud sound i get scared and marner my pants
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>>157096211
BOO!
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>>157096157
Why doesn't Vegas have a jersey that lights up yet? not even a glow in the dark jersey; a jersey that has LEDs in it and uses a watch battery to operate the whole shindig
that would be very Vegas and someone needs to contact Gary at once, cause we need an answer on this one pronto
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>>157096262
cause fuck copey
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>>157096262
>we need an answer on this one pronto
much like we need to know your thoughts on the crushing defeats you suffered at the hands of bud and mitch
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Sportsnet raised the price of it's streaming service again.
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>>157095973
excellent point 2bh
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>>157096301
Thoughts on you queering off in here all day long?
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>>157096616
good for him, let's hope he doesn't become another Ohio State statistic for terrible coaching and leadership
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>>157096488
Just pay the Belorussians $10 monthly for IPTV
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my oilers :)
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was it just a coincidence laine and petterssons careers basically ended as soon as their hair started thinning?
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>>157096815
I'm unconvinced and need to see the stats on Patrick Kane
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>>157096811
These girls have no idea how to be sexy
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>>157096797
>paying to pirate
Kwab
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>>157096860
>buffering onhockey
>having to swap streams to find a decent one
no thanks
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>Kane played 3 seasons in Detroit
Thought it was only 2
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>>157096841
raised by television/the internet,
so social interaction is limited to stupid dances and buzzwords no one can properly define
>communicating with people like this has more to with rhythm than actual intellectual content
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>>157096890
>being so retarded you think onhockey is the only place to stream hockey
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>>157096893
2 seasons feels like 3 seasons to detroit fans these days.
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>>157096939
the entire past decade has been a blank to me, in fact, my team hasn't been relevant since 2008
>so irrelevant
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>>157095622
It makes him look like an even bigger bitch.
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>>157097066
What's with toronto and making their player's families feel unsafe?
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>>157097066
wait, are there Canadians that are unaware of how dangerous it is to be a hockey player for a pro team in Canada just because of the crazy fans? I don't believe you, Mr. Terry Koshan of the Toronto Sun, but thanks for the semi-fun read
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>>157097107
If they wouldn't underperform each year, their families would feel much better.

Best thing about that agent whore was when he said "you got to remember, Mitch was carjacked in Toronto" as if that has anything to do with hockey or the Maple Leafs.
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>>157097195
sounds like toronto is a SHIT HOLE.
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i'm a crazy canadian
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>>157097238
Just how crazy are you?
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Just started a new game in Fallout:4. Already got 1k+ hours in it the past 11 years and 100% achievements but this is what gary does to me when they are NO FUCKING TRADES!
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>>157097224
Name one North American city that isn't.
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>>157097066
stop buying drugs from shady thugs mitch
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>>157097336
I've played it 3 times since it came out, think i have 800+ hours in it. I've been wanting to play it again recently but I cant be bothered with the base building.
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>>157097339
ur mum lel
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>>157097336
>>157097384
Fallout 4 is one of the most disappointing games of all time
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I'm the fat retarded American
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>>157097425
Better than 76 which i never played
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>>157096616
Hopefully he gets paid well. How much money does he still have after his parents robbed him?
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>>157097427
You only had to say you were american
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>>157097447
He made about 25 million dollars after that news came out, i'm sure that was more than enough to cover the debta
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only missing 7 jokers now
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the houston dinos
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>>157097441
Probably. I never played it either. I hate co-op and mmorpgs
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>>157091704
Best American player ever. Mount Rushmore of Chicago athletes.
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for me? its The Show
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>>157097594
Ya thats why i never played it
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>>157097623
the one in my walls?
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>>157096616
I bet AJ hawk helped him get the gig
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you WILL pay $344.99
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>>157097594
>mmorpgs
we don't know what that means here
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>>157097713
For what
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hentai
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>>157097336
Based I really enjoyed playing survival mode and building up bases throughout the wasteland
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>>157097746
What genre?
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>>157097728
forgot the pic. how embarrassing.
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>>157097713
I don't mind paying more as long as they give my city a Sports Radio station again.
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>>157097797
Fat chance bucko
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>>157097713
I don't mind paying more as long as they don't waste the money on sports coverage in Calgary Alberta
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>>157091695
Sucks that Kane and bedard won’t be able to play with each other until November or December
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>>157093289
This
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had a panic attack bro's kwab
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>>157097936
He sucks
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>>157097961
This
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>>157097795
How else are they gonna be able to pay the NHL billions for the TV rights?
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>>157098035
Precisely
>prove to Gary that you love him, /hoc/, buy him a second yacht
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>>157097795
KWAB
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>>157098081
raped retard
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>>157097983
much like you did when you lost to bud on 04/17/2022
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>>157098180
obsessed perverted faggot
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>>157098200
bud plunged his linguine into your pasta bowl to claim victory on the chilly easter evening of 2022
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>>157097936
He got paid generational wealth and simply stopped caring.
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>>157098221
kwarb 2true
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>>157097936
paid and humbled
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>>157098221
He's right. You're a faggot.
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>>157098271
you lost to bud
you lost to mitch
you lost to a burrito
you're the raped bitch!
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>log into hoc
>trb getting BTFO and seething once 'gain
KWAB
>>
Getting raped on a chilly Sun
I fought bud and bud1
I fought bud and bud1
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i can't wait for my fellow zoomers to displace you boomer uncs with your forced gay memes
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trb should follow bud's compassionate advice and dial 988
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>>157098402
bud has a job and a girlfriend who loves him
trb (you) are a 47 year old drug addicted welfare queen with size 39 pants
bud 1
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>>157098402
>someone who actually accomplished something in my life
>my
oh he bubblin
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>deleted
kwarb
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*snap*
yep, this one's going in my raped compilation
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KWAB
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fucking pathetic
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>>157098447
>>157098462
KWAB
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>>157098467
trb you lost nigga just take the L
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>[Deleted]
how can xhe possibly recover from this?
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He deleted like 10 posts
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>>157098538
is xhe a janny now? they've been getting deleted so quickly
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it's almost as if 1 guy is pretending to be both trb and the anti-trb guy and the rest of you are just morons being manipulated
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>he
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i'm president and ceo of planet retard
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>>157098576
>babby finally figures out /hoc/ is just 5 schizos with vpns
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xhe's 47 years old
never kissed a girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICHPKx6KJSM
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discord tranny hours
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>>157098619
go fuck yourself
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Jokes on you I'm at least three different /hoc/ personas
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Now THAT's a list
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>>157098639
yeah thoughts on your loss to bud?
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>>157098671
>immediately goes into a spiral after being reminded that he got raped
kwarb
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I have multiple personalities and each of them has at least 5 /hoc/ personas
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you may not like to read this but now that absolute nobodies like turgeon, roenick, and mogilny got into the hall of fame, taylor hall is practically already inducted.
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>>157098691
it doesn't bother me. i don't care about the hall of fame
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>>157098671
Why don't you ever comment on your thoughts on your loss to bud or why your thought playoff goals counted toward regular season records?
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>>157098696
i dont even care about hockey anymore, i've seen enough
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>>157098696
one of your other personalities might care
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>>157098705
same. it's time for the league to fold and let the athletes play other sports professionally
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/hoc/
>A place for memes
Love you, /hoc/
>it's my favorite website
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>
I was raped by the Governor of Stink Island in the chilly Easter evening of 2022
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>
>
Did I ever mention I was the only guy in the history of the Air Force to be medically retired on a burrito delivery
>>those wheels are slippery, lad
>
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reminder that some kind of ice hockey is being played today in Foxboro, Mass
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>>157098820
reminder that you lost to bud on 04/17/2022 and to mitch on 06/15/2025
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>Mitch Marner 'never protected' by Maple Leafs, agent says
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it is to fucking hot outside
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>>157096100
>>157096157
i own this one :)))
>>157096292
>mad
>at me
>in 2026
KWAB no milly
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>>157097889
sorry to hear that shit's GAY when your brain turns against you kwab
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is your tarp on or off right now, /hoc/?
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>>157099015
no, but my pants are off
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>>157098961
What do you think about an LED lit jersey, maybe of the skyline of the strip
>it would probably require a battery, like one of those thin one you put in your fire alarm
>image is sort of what I was thinking, not really, though
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>>157099015
sweater on
AC blasting
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she's so in love with him bro's...
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>>157099044
raped
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here's bedards instant reaction upon hearing kane was signed to chicago:
>squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
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>>157099053
no she isn't
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>>157099053
damn edmonton has some nice beaches
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>>157099057
kane will help him get a gf
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>>157099053
how does she have time to be an interior designer when she is always on vacation?
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I wish I could get a /hoc/ chud bf
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>>157099084
but how many taxi brawls will bedard win?
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>What a life Stephen lives. He can't even pass his drivers license test so he spends all day trashing someone who actually accomplished something in my life. A real faggot ass loser. Get a life, kid.
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>>157099089
How could she be sufficiently inspired and cultured enough to do her job unless she travels the worlds luxury resorts ?
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>>157099132
kwarb rapey should've just left it up
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>>157099132
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>>157099238
jen
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>>157099129
hmm depends on the average taxi driver in chicago, and their criminal past
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>>157099341
well, where the hell do I look up the stats for that?
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Wyttenback is going to make the Flames opening night roster.

screencap this
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>>157099465
well ya the flames are garbage so there is plenty of room
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>>157099364
only gary knows such things
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>>157097838
i'm sure they can find stuff to do together off the ice
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>>157099044
probably not bro the team pushes their tackiness as is sometimes
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>>157098961
not mad bro, just enjoying the last time this shit team did anything noteworthy
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imagine he signs with the oilers

buck for a buck
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>>157099507
It's clearly a pipedream,
I mean, just think of how expensive it would be to launder?
You'd have to waterproof the wiring during manufacturing
>jerseys are already expensive enough without electrifying them, Gary...
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Remember when Hoc was the place for political discussion during the state of the union that was fun
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>>157099628
shut the fuck up nobody cares about raped retarded opinion
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>>157099599
he wasn't that bad last year
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>>157099628
raped
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>>157099593
Is that photoshopped? They dont actually wear those ugly jerseys do they?
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>>157099638
then why are you still talking
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>>157099109
Post bussi
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>>157099648
looks better than your teams
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>>157099635
Discussing politics is never fun. It's the same dumb discourse, same circular arguments, strawmanning, unauthentic and uninspired trite garbage.

If you actually enjoy discussing politics your IQ is probably mid 80s.
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i get my politics from /hoc/
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>>157098736
Can someone explain this deep hoc lore?
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My politics are whatever Don Cherry taught me as a young man.
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>>157099673
i get mine from the entertainment guy on the 'tube
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>>157098380
One time my buddy sent me a picture of his feet in a bathtub with beer cans all around talking about his depression and I told him to kill himself and it made the funeral awkward
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Tonights jeopardy is a nail bitter
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>>157099238
my rat :(
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>>157099638
>>157099645
this
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>>157099676
Go watch that faggot hockey movie, there is some lore for ya.
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they were supposed to be 4lyfers until /hoc/ ruined it
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>>157097797
>Radio 'stars' in calgary draw zero dimes
>literally are so dimeless the only station that talks hockey in the hockey obsessed market folds
>calgarypuck spends their time posting about the dimeless radio staff and how good they were
I hate pat stienberg so much for being so fucking shitty they took away rusic and my morning drive sports radio
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>>157099053
good for them
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>>157097753
>playing any fallout not 1 or 2 or maybe even tactics if drunk
Ngmi
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>>157097339
Calgary. Why is the discount German even posting?
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About to grill some seabass on my natural gas bbq any tips
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>>157099668
>I wasn't in hoc during the state of the union
Ok sucks you missed out
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>>157099779
you're gonna want to garlic butter those bad boys
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>>157099653
im only retarded
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ordered japanese food for dinner from the place where the host looks like a kpop singer
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>>157099662
>american with a retarded and dog shit opinion
Shocking development
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>>157099795
>giving Washington legitimacy by discussing them
shan't
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>>157099728
>american instantly thinks about homosexual erotica unprompted
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>>157099801
Before they hit the grill?
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>>157099803
Most jap places here have fat koreans
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>>157099830
baste DURING
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got a big mac bro's
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Do i cut these in half or just season the insides
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>>157099880
Just get a big mac instead bro
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>>157099817
What can I say, I see the canadian flag, I think "Faggot".
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getting a subway hotdog or "subdog" for dinner
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>>157099868
With a McFlurry?
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>>157099868
Rocking the George Costanza
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>>157099903
did I say i got a mcflurry?
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>>157099914
No but I wanted to check
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>>157099902
I bought those juicy jumbos with the cheese inside, they were great
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>image related
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>>157099902
Please write a review here. I've been curious about the Subdog.
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>>157099931
>raped
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i'm having a marner meal for dinner
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>anyone who posts an age is tbg now
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I'm just logging in again
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>>157099896
When you think of Canada you should think of kind people and great hockey!
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>>157099983
Welcome back King
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>>157099998
>great hockey
1993 and whatnot...
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>>157099998
I think of all my /hoc/ frens!
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>>157099983
Don't forget to call the WWF Hotline, only $4.99 for the first minute and then $1.99 each minute after that. Make sure you're 18 or older before calling.
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>>157099983
>aol dialup sound
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>>157099999
Wasted
>>157100000
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Fish have hit the grill
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>>157100029
At least i got it for /hoc/ you fucking fag
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>>157100032
600 degrees!?
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>>157100036
get on my level
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>>157100052
Oh wow put it on your resume
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>>157099999
>>157099999

>>157099999
>>157099999

>>157099999
>>157099999
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>>157100059
It is already, got me my job at mcdonalds in 2023.
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>>157100039
Yes
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they used to call me the getmeister
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>>157100067
makin' fish jerky or what?
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fagmeister kek
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>celebrating quints
Come on now
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anybody watch the hockey players on the family feud
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>>157100082
We like Finland here bozo. If you hurt my friends, then you hurt my pride. I gotta be a man, I can't let it slide
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asked for extra sauce and pickles on my 'mac and everything slipped out of the bun on my first bite
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>>157100096
don't clown me bozo
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>>157100100
I fight for the rights of every man
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>>157100097
foolish
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>>157100103
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let's cool it with the b word
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>>157100111
checked
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>>157100097
Retard
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>>157100078
No i turned the burners off on the side of the grill I have the fish on before I put it in
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>>157100106
the raped
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How do you know if fish is done?
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>>157100121
cope i dipped my fries in the extra sauce
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>>157100133
Touch it with your finger. You can tell by the firmness
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>>157100133
you can eat medium fish
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I went to a lake yesterday guys
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I think we did it boys
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>>157100133
it stops looking like sushi texture
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>>157100003
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>>157100185
bon appetit
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>>157100185
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>>157100126
That's how my mother make's Christmas Eve Prime Rib now, but in the oven.
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>>157100193
shut the fuck up canacuck fangay
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Smoking weed with laila edwards and caroline harvey while hilary knight yells at us
>>
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>>157100269
You put lime in a glass of wine?
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I dont care
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dont eat seafood it gives me liquid chayka
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>>157100278
>if you were dead or still aliiiiive!
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>>157100269
look at mr fancy pants with his buttered baguette here
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I love it when /hoc/ turns into the Food Network during dinner hours in North America
>then we get highlights from the Discovery Channel when people start talking about what they're allergic to and the food they don't like for whatever reason
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>>157100292
Im gonna have a couple drinks and play dead or alive later
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>>157100294
more like...buttered faguette
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>>157100300
I can start talking about Bering Sea Crab Fishing, if you'd like.
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i love it when /hoc/ isnt spammed by rapeys retarded posts
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>>157100331
Shut up queermo
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>>157100318
That would be lovely, please do
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Quick need a female name for FO4 character that is /hoc/ related.
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>>157100348
E.M.
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>>157100348
Tits McGee
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>>157100358
kek
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>>157100358
kek, i'm going with this
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>>157100300
next week is shark week, i think
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>>157100367
Neat
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>>157100366
We all would have
>trying not to get your character molested
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>>157100386
there's an aidungeon scenario for that, or so friend told me.
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my grandad and great-grandad caught one of these in their net once. scared the hell outta them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHMYXvEPajw
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>>157100395
Fun and Gross
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>>157100402
Mako!!
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>>157100277
No its crown and soda with lemon
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If gary had trades you wouldn't have to see me grill seabass
(It went amazing BTW)
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>>157100442
faggy faggitini
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>>157100442
I prefer the Mako Shark.
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moneyball is on
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Hi /hoc/
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mako island is where the teenage mermaids live
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KICK HIS ASS, SEABASS !!!
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FO4 opener is sad bros. I forgot how sad it is. Anyway, E.M. is gonna run the commonwealth, just the way gary runs the NHL
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>>157100449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZU62oeFQOM
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>>157100456
Good Evening, young man
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>>157100463
Yep kek
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>>157100469
Do have nuka world
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>>157100489
i have all of them....i think you were trying to ask that.
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>>157100447
>>157100448
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>>157100502
No just nuka world
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mapleegg is on
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>>157100516
all of them. i prefer far harbor, hard as shit the first time i played it haha
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>>157100529
My Lions are shit. Can't wait until next season with the expanded format (8 out of 9 teams make playoffs) so I don't have to stress about the regular season.
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For me, its using a revolver exclusively with some bad ass robots in fallout 4
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>>157100531
Except that gay virtual reality part
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>>157100545
For me it'd the tommy gun that shoots flaming bullets
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>>157100509
so glad i traded this faggot twink bitch before my fantasy hockey season.
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>>157100557
i don't remember that part, guess I'll get back around to it though
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>>157100543
My Stamps are going to trade the bottom slot the Western for a few weeks with your Lions, but I'm still gonna enjoy watching this season
always do
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going to bed early my medicine is knocking me out
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>>157100647
Wow that sucks
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>he took his meds
namaste -_-
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>>157100529
watching it now
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>>157100647
>>
>most dangerous mapleegg draw
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>>157100673
they put me on that ativan shits making me drowsy
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>>157100718
I hope I don't get either interracially murdered or intraracially murdered. I think that gets it all
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>>157100718
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>>157100718
>yeah, but
kwab
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>football soilers
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>And I know...
>and I know, because of KRS-One
>>
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>>157100647
nyquil?
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>>157100787
Based knower (the ai totally missed the reference)
>>
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>>157100804
Have you heard Sublime's new album with Brad's kid doing vocals??
fucking amazing stuff, can't stop replaying it actually
>brad's kid sounds just like brad, that's convenient
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>>157100726
Careful bro that shit is very physically addictive
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>>157100856
thanks for the warning
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>>157100856
they only gave me 3
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POYRTS6lcB0
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>>157100910
You should be alright
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>We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
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>>157100838
No, had no idea, I'll check it out fren
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>>157100997
he's not our friend ya retard
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>>157100997
some people are complaining it's too polished,
but so was the third album, and that's a stupid reason to critique an album
>doesn't sound like it was produced in a garage, it'll be to popular, dammit!!
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>>157100248
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>>157101050
KWAB
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>>157101050
there's no chance he re-signs lmao
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>>157101121
the riots scared him
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So bored I am actually watching cfl
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>>157101152
I'm gonna try and beat chapter 2 in Bayonetta but I've been drinking I'll probably give up pretty quick
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>>157101152
All the sissy white bois playing hockey meanwhile real Canadian athletes are here
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>>157101152
I'm journaling
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>>157101152
How’s the cfl still in business?
>>
Currently listening to butthole surfers
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>>157101247
They were all in love with dying
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>>157101243
Boomers and prairies
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>>157101243
It's a good league and plenty of Canadians are proud to support it.
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>>157101265
so the flames fanbase
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>>157101247
Listening to prozzäk - sucks to be you
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>>157101256
they were doing it in Texas
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I baked a very special post for the next thread
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>>157101274
You never know just how you look
Through other people's eyes
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>>157101320
* guitar solo *
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>>157101337
Leet post
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>>157101320
Other people have told me I'm a gay Mexican
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>>157101369
Some will die in hot pursuit
Fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
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>>157101369
I've been told I've been raped multiple times
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>>157101383
AVES MENTIONED
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>>157101387
It's more likely to happen in here, frankly
increased frequency
>Baader-Meinhof phenomenon
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>>157101419
>>157101419
>>157101419
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