Quickie edition NRL>GAME 1Newcastle Knights v Sydney Roosters6:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoMcDonald Jones Stadium2.90-1.42>Knights 1-12 4.00Knights 13+ 7.50Roosters 1-12 2.80Roosters 13+ 2.40Knights +7.5 1.93 Roosters -7.5 1.87>GAME 2South Sydney Rabbitohs v Melbourne Storm8:00pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9Accor Stadium2.00-1.84>Rabbitohs 1-12 3.15Rabbitohs 13+ 4.40Storm 1-12 3.05Storm 13+ 3.80Rabbitohs +1.5 1.86 Storm -1.5 1.95previous thread >>157084038
Just found out the Commonwealth Games started
Tom Dearden out indefinitely with a sindesmosis injury
wtf lads they made a dce action figure
>>157100627
binji
>>157100353knights 12-bunnies 12-
The Wests Tigers have suffered another setback ahead of Saturday’s clash, with Jock Madden ruled out through injury.Madden’s injury leaves the Tigers short on halves cover after Adam Doueihi’s withdrawal and Latu Fainu’s three-match suspension.
When will the World Cup threads end and give the family a bit of time to breath. I just want to breath.
Roosters 13+Bunnies 13+
>>157101706Chill its all schizos now it will be over in 3 days maxx
>>157100955Eleven in a row, eleven in a row. Dearden won't be there to stop the Broncos going eleven in a row.
>>157100353This versus the Knights high-vis mining jersey would be epic
>tradie high visvs>emailsender pyjamas
>Code Sports reports Doueihi was “highly frustrated” at the decision given his strong form and the fact Jarome Luai would be leaving the club at the end of the season to join the Parramatta Eels.>He was spotted in discussion Tigers football manager Pat Richards on Thursday morning before doing laps around the around the Tigers’ centre of excellence in his Range Rover.>“He was seen doing laps , looking visibly frustrated as he drove past the club’s training facility multiple times,” Code Sports reported.Real Lebo hours kek
>captained Jenkins
>not a VL on 20" HDT rims
>>157100373Same
>>157101684>>157101711PoostersPoormEZPZ
Broncos will prefer Newcastle and Souths lose
Broncos aren’t even winning this weekend so they don’t need to be concerned with other peems.
>>157102733They're in for a good night then
>>157102177
Broncos fans need to watch every game until the finals and cheer on the opposition of the teams they need to lose so they can make the finals and defend their premiership
>>157102792>doueihi doing doughnuts around the demountable
>>157102798There is zero evidence to suggest cheering for a team helps them win.
>>157102837In the scenario presented they would be cheering against
>>157102810https://youtu.be/3JYQU62J3Ac
>>157102602>Australia aren’t unbeatable and there are strong challengers from New Zealand, Samoa, England, Tonga, and the dark horse Lebanon>Australia aren’t unbeatableDoubt
Based
>>157102798sorry can only watch one
>>157102861doesnt nz beat us a lot
>>157102861Australia will likely win but their dominance is slowly being eroded. It used to be that the New Zealand team would have to pick a few players who were barely first graders, and the Samoan and Tongan teams would select guys from reserve grade in their starting lineup. Neither of these things happen now. New Zealand's middle forwards are clearly better than Australia's nowadays, whereas 10-20 years ago it was pretty much inconceivable that another team could be stronger than Australia in any position.
>>157102798careful you might get burnt out watching more than one game a week
>>157102900Our players care more about internationals than yours. Most of our victories over you have come at times when you had a jobs for the boys celebrity coach, and when we had an actual coach.
Send nsw and qld to the world cup
>>157102888Quincy Lashes
>>157102888Who’s that bloke?
Okay so the Kiwis have a chance. I'd definitely like to know the last time Aus lost to someone other than NZ.
>>1571030432019 but they play about 2 matches a year
>>1571030432019 they lost to Tonga 16-12. It was a bad game but the disappointment from pundits in the post game was funny. Before that it was Great Britain in 2006.
>>157102733as a Broncos fan I always want to see the roosters and storm losefuck the chooks and fuck melbourne
the only team I will accept winning the prem this year besides my wahs is the broncs
>>157100353Best & Less uhhh pajama shirt >>157100955Nice FOX racing hoodie
>>157102861You obviously know fuck all about footy so your doubt is most likely based on pure ignorance and misperceptions
fark irish is PISSED OFF right now
Samoa & Tonga are memes New Zealand can win but only if Aus is injured ravaged
>>157100373>no womens diving will NOT be watching the games
>>157103223Who pissed in your coffee this morning bro?
>>157102931>Our players care more about internationals than yours.I get the feeling it's similar to NBA. The Euros care more about internationals than the Americans do.
One very good game to watch and one absolute bludger, at least I can plan when to eat dinner.
What was the illness that Scott Dureau had?
Family Tips Press F to Pay Respects Edition** (Tip Checker 5000)2 tipped poocastle11 tipped poosters1 forgetful fairy
>>157103595Cancer
god this has an uncanny friday 6pm game feel to it
>>157103611Cheers mate.
>>157103614Maybe because it's a Friday night 6:00PM game?
>>157103626
>novak.png
poocastle might have had a chance without teddy playing
dom young needs to be hooked
shite peems
TEDDY TEDDY TEDDY TEDDY TEDDY TEDDY TEDDY BAKKKKAAAWWWWKKK
>>157103703He already has mate
>>157103043United States Tomahawks have lead at half-time against the full strength Kangaroos, and not even a meme lead.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAsCU62alR8
>>157103745WWE now
Ponga couldn't have done that
nice penalty enjoy your HIA
Sam Walker should shave his beard he looked way better without it
SET THE FUCKING TABLE
I've got a similar physique and demeanor as Sam Walker
HIS ANKLE IS BROKE AS FUCK
dislocated ankle outchies!
Are legs meant to bend that way?
absolutely clueless commentary
>>157103887what a sook lmao
>>157103812Legit. Dudes with these whispy half grown facial hair look stupid. Same with Latrells shitty stache
>>157103755Clearly just fucking around for the first half. >>157103761Yeah, that's more expected.
I don't think ankles are supposed to look like that
kek he's hitting that green whistle as hard as he can
>>157103915Ouch
>>157103931Lol dude was sucking it down hard.
>three dislocated ankles this season
>>157103915SUM TING WONG
>>157103957How many more before new tackles rules to protect the ankles?
>>157103961KEKEK
>>157103961kek
>>157103973two of them were from landing badly after going up for the high ball, so no more jumping next year
dead thread
poosters tilted DCE needs to do something 1/2 lads looms
>>157103961Fucking delete this right now
DCElite moment soon
>>157104002>no more jumpingAFL would laugh at >you
Four to six months
roosters are low key shit and have been all year, they just get 'lucky' with calls in the second half
>based whistling ad on the big screen
choke a chook
Those hot army chicks are all paid actresses btw
Why has Latrell Mitchell never served in his nations armed forces? Is he not a patriot?
he's a fatriot
>>157104291He has played for Australia in Rugby League m8, which I'd argue is more important
>>157104315
Footy is back on, another Newcastle player taken out by thuggery
bet his cheek bone is broken
jake duke is getting quite good, you can tell he's much more comfortable now
Eating a loaf of garlic bread for dinner lads.
why do people struggle to tackle that italian midget
TEDESGOD
>>157104358It takes time. Hopefully he slowly stops with all the cliche footy sayings. >>157104369He's Australian bruh. Just Italian heritage.
>>157104378he's a wog cunt
Tedesco is German, google it
What’s going on with Sam Walker’s kicking?
What's going on with Tyrone Munro?
>>157104391Ya mums a wog cunt.
>>157104401He hasn’t missed a kick all night, dickhead
weak as shit in newy lmao
They’ll have to literally murder someone to get binned
>>157104424High tackles aren't bin worthy.
just chooks things
Good play
Excellent conversion
chooks are biggest frauds in the comp
The one day I want (not really want, just need) the Poosters to win they pull this shit out
why wasnt anyone binned for the tackle on lucas
Might watch the second game in bed, I'll still post tho
Anyone have any free links to watch the game
SAM GRUBBER
Why don't the Knights eat their babybel cheese and drink their chocolate milk?
>>157104505there's a free month of kayo if you sign in with an amazon account, don't even need amazon prime
Where’s all the Poosters fans, are the Swans playing? Is there a Madonna concert on?
Please let the Roosters lose this
Poosters don’t have fans
TEDDY HATTRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY!!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK
Slippy Trois
sam walker is a homosexualnot shitting on him, he has a gay face. look it up, its a thing
>>157104560based narcissist
>>157104560>not shitting on himJust say you’re not interested in hooking up, no need to be so crass about it
VICTOR THE INFLICTED
what a gay penalty
chooks are shit and don't deserve to be where they are on the ladder
based curse dodger
TAKING THE ZERO
>>157104586a tail as old a thyme m8
>taking the zero>short 20m meme dropout>does not go the tenShould be a penalty
why were they taking a goal line dropout from the 20m mark?
>>157104607holy freshcuntta
It's good that the ref can admit his mistakes
DCE with the winning fg
>>157104607Missed penalty that goes dead results in 20m dropout. It’s why sometimes people will say when taking a penalty shot things like “as long as he kicks it dead”
>>157104610im from /alf/
>>157104628Are you a Perth person?
jizz spray claims another victim
when that happened to the chooks adam gee said 'play on'
just a mite forward
>>157104638jizz spray literally finna cost the knights the game
Dom Young is a SHIT defender
JOUST
nice kick faggot
>>157104666fake irish, real irish is NOT homophobic
based bunker
Not a penalty
wtf bunker got one right
biff looms
*eye twitches as best gets a try*
GOATcastle
This Manulelua kid can PLAY
WIN OR LOSE THIS GAME ROOSTERS ARE FUCKING FRAUDSSTRUGGLING AGAINST HALF A KNIGHTS SIDEFUCK THE CHOOKS
BAWK-AAAACKKK
Elliot Paige ? More like Elliot gay I'm putting my penis in a smellier placePull my willy out, spin her around, tell me the taste
>>157104671Nah we are turning him racist and sexist, he'll hate Trell soon
>>157104702
>>157104702He was alright in The Odyssey
Does the poorm get 40 put on them?
>>157104706he called me the n word one time
>>157104724Based Irish
what happened to Dylan Brown?
Cherry-Evans FG to win
sooky spencer drops the ball!
KEKEKEKEEKEKEKEK just coconut choke things
KEK just coco things
Ella I know you miss DCE And I know you're missing SeibsWell they're gone, they're going to win another prem with different teamsI can see your sad, even when you brapEven when we plap, I can see it deep inside, deep inside you wanna cry
Ooooooffft tough bounce
HE’S BAWKLITE
THERE HE IS
INFLICTED
GAME WINNING HITUP
Least deserved victory award
looks like a 2/3 once poopeetohs get up over poorm
Winning is winning
can't stomach these chook cuntspiggybacked fucking frauds
BRONCGODS, OUR DEAR FRIENDS THE CHOOKS PULLED THROUGH
Which Rooster forced Bradman Best to coat his hands in sitcky jizz mate?
That was a fun game :)
>8pm kickoff
>>157104830Throb Boia
>>157104832ackshually it was a reasonably average one but im glad you enjoyed itgame of the round will be titans vs dragons at 2pm AEST on Sunday
Family Tippy Wibbyy Fibby Welcomes You Edition 4 tipped poopeetohs10 tipped poorm
jesus who let the bunnys have the work experience kid play for them
poorm bros...
is the jye gray meme over?
>tipped poorm
>piss shart
>>157104870Based spoonbowl enjoyer
poosters have more customers than poopeetohs what gives
Me I have a shitting disease
>>157104957Actually I saw a stat yesterday that Souths have the best crowd average of Sydney peems this year
I can’t accurately describe just how much joy the Poorms demise have given me
>he doesn't miss, he does not missBased commentary getting behind gen z slang
Cricket score incoming
>>157104980based
Someone should mime letting go of the bow and it smacking them in the face
Ashley Klein now has the most games in NRL ref history
>>157105006I’m surprised someone hasn’t acted like the bullseye yet
>>157105006I would do something like throw the ball up in the air and pretend I hit the ball with the arrow
SIX MORE
Is Ashley Klein a jew? I say this with all respect to our Hebraic friends...
>>157105011happy 400,000th game ashley!
>>157105033he seems pretty level headed except for his gambling addiction
>>157105033north african
cody limper
>>157105011why didn't the players give him a guard of honour
Grants coming to come and score a try & set up 2
what happens if a player called John Masturbate gets MND?
Would eat a bowl of cornflakes out of Indi Bostocks arse
>no supportGRANT IS ON LADS
>the zest has gone out of Souths attack is Trell on the down low?
>>157105033Apparently he isn't but I can't see any world where he isn't obviously Jewish, his name's fucking Klein and he looks Israeli
>>15710497149k from the Easter show Doggies game boosted them into the lead(3rd)
POORMBACK
>>157105071This is excluding Magic Round and Vegas
>>157105071if the warriors played in a bigger stadium theyd easily lead this. sold out the entire season weeks ago
>>157105071see what happens when you watch one game a week
>Piss Shank
>>157105071Easter Show game got 60k last year. If Bulldogs weren't so shit this year Souths might have been above the warriors
>>157105071based Wahs cusotmers
>>157105071Wait, this includes the Perth double header, which doesn't really change the Bunnies, but lets the Sharks stat fraud. If you exclude the Perth double header, Magic Round, and Vegas, you get pic.
even when the broncos are shit we turn up. don't want to hear anything from sydney shits who only turn up when their team is going good
>>1571051405 MILLION MEGA TONNE TRUTH NUKE
>>157105132>Mt Smart has a capacity of 25k
Will get destroyed by the cow cucks
>>157105140nothing else to do in brisbane
Fatrell
>>157105022I would get the boys to setup a William Tell play where one of them stands with their back against the goalpost and the ball sitting atop their head and I shoot the ball
I have absolutely enjoyed the demise of poopeetohs
I would get the boys to set up a soggy biscuit
bunnies are choking hard
>>157105132>Cucknulla>St Merge
>>157105158you grossly overestimate the average nrl player iq
Gonna be a game of 4s lads
>>157105174its called soggy sao m8
Better idea, the reverse Jai Arrow aka the St. Sebastian. The try scorer is executed by a firing squad of bow wielding team mates.
>>157105198nice rig
THE KNOCK THE BALL ON MAN
The try scoring team forwards piggy back the backs and run around in a circle so as to surround the conceding team, everyone shoots arrows at them until they all dead
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a jai arrow in the knee.
if farahlungo dropped the little dance he does he'd be so dangerous
>
THE CURSE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED
IT’S A BIG STEAMING POO
>taking the poo
GRANT DED HAMSTRING IS KAPUT
They take the poo and Grant IMMEDIATELY does his hammy
Run it off Grant, softcock
STEPPED
KEK DUFTY cucked HARD THERE
ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED DUFTY
DUFFED IT
Jye would have made that tackle
>>157105324this but unironically
Beat 4 guys and then the fullback
1v1 double entendre
Is it true you can buy alcohol in woolies in nsw? I was told this but I'm pretty sure it's bullshit
poo curse believers?
>>157105327based ponga every saturday night
just realised my sc opponent is doing the captaincy cheat
surely one of the family wouldn't do that :(
>>157105334Unless they’ve changed the rules. In Ireland you can buy alcohol at supermarkets, corner shops, petrol stations, and bottle shops
Internal giggles at the thought of introducing alcohol sales at servos in Australia
>>157105334its not true but they all have a "separate business" that sells alcohol connected to them
>>157105334Usually a beer wine and spirits that's literally right next to one
>>157105334They sell grog at Aldi.
>>157105385ynr Mac’s Liquor
>>157105336Grant?
>>157105334It has to be a separate section. Woolworths spun off their liquor stores and divested themselves of all shares a few years ago.https://www.reuters.com/markets/deals/australian-retailer-woolworths-exits-endeavour-group-three-years-after-spin-off-2024-09-02/
Dylan Brown ACL :(
V'Landyball is KILLING the players, do you think they'll strike?
who do the bronx need to lose, storm or bunnies?
>>157105404inr safeway
chippies
was really convenient buying your booze with your grocery shop over in Scotland tbqh but if you did self checkout the computer alarms and the wagie has to come over and make sure you're over 18 which was no drama >low to medium hammy for grant
>>157105478Tohs right?
KEKEKEKEK walker passed it to QLD
>>157105505i bought one of those bbq lighter from woolies and it alerted the wagie to come check if i looked over 18
double movement bros
COMEBACK
BRIE FETA CHEDDAR
>>157105478They need the winner to be found to have used 14 players and get their two point deducted
>>157105566got it down in the first effort, and its not a double movement anyway when you're in the in-goal
holy shit they actually saw a forward pass
ROBBED
Game tying poo looms
poorm defence fucking sucks kek
JOHNSTON BREAKS THE TRY SCORING RECORD!
Is Harry Grant really THAT much of a difference?
PITCH INVASION!!!!!
>>157105646Grant is genuinely elitehe's up there with Cleary and Walsh as game breakers
poo curse remains undefeated
>>157105648This seems like forever ago
>>157105646No grant, no warbrick, no asofa-solomona, no papes..
>>157105505thats what its like in NZ
>>157105646Australia will not win the wc without him
Another fucking injury for Souths though...
now smith is dead, they're dropping like flies!
That rules Jye Gray out unless the 18th man is activated
>>157105646Grant is elite as others have said
STOP COMPLAINING TO THE REF AND PLAY THE BALL YOU SPASTIC
ahhhh ref gib penalty
Souths calf injuries are so bad Cheese injured both
>>157105700
KEK fold this shit melbourne side
TWO TRIES IN 3 GAMES FOR RADEL
ashton ward is going to be elite in another couple yearspretty good for a substitute teacher called up last year in an injury crisis.
never doubted my team not even once
>>157105797He came from the Dragons. If he stayed there he wouldn't have made their NSW Cup team last year. But with Souths many injuries last year he played first grade including a 40-0 AGAINST the Dragons
SHARTED
>Duffy>Wardcrazy how souths rely on dragons to win they games
He’s small too. Like it or not or agree with it or not there’s a lot of ppl in our game who won’t give you a chance if you’re small, Uncle Wayne is not one of them
Dufty has fucking fallen over 3 times tonight
>>157105700You're playing for the Dragons now, need to sell that Tigers bikini on depop stat
>>157105841not after coaching alfie for a decade
>>1571058416-again era brought them back. Ramsey looks hot at the Roosters too.
poopeetohs bros...
>tipped Southsfucking stupid dogshit fake club hollywood pedo sponsored demon cuints
We can still win the comp if we could only concede 24 pts per game
surely someone on the poorm peem can kick
AAAHHHH
the poo curse works in mysterious ways
However
>>157106004Now I'm a believer
AHAHAHA BELLAMY
I knew it. Melbourne would miss the conversion which would leverage confidence and a comeback from south sydney
Based fucking twink
>>157106028Another absolute classic
>"I WANT THESE COCONUTS OFF MY FUCKING PEEM"
Lmao what a fucking spasticated pass
2/3 lads
Jye looked sad :(
THEY WEAR THE RED AND GREEN
Based whistling ad
Sua Fa'alogo looks broken poor fella
>>157106131The Ben Ikin build
I just got into rugby league and I picked the Canberra Raiders for my team. Did I fuck up? Also what's with all the islanders in aussie rugby league?
>>157106344Raiders would be a perfect fit there's always a few poms in their team
>>157106181bros been carrying the team all season
>>157106344theres polys in all the rugbys down here materaiders are a fine pick, they have quite a good young team too so you should have some decent years ahead
>>157106411are there any distinct things that separate union and league in austraia like in england where it's a north vs south class divide? I saw a lot of mullets so I guess league is working class in australia too?
>>157106531eh, not as much as people think. league is more working class (except for the roosters) and union is more middle class, but there's a lot more crossover than diehards of either code would like to admit
>>157106344there's a lot of islanders in Australia what with the pacific being right there, and they love both types of rugby
>>157106344only other thing you need to know is dont listen to the irish poster
Isn't NRL pay higher than Super Rugby? Have to imagine that's a big pull for the Islanders.
>>157106615Super Rugby pays fuck all. The money in Union is in Europe, Japan and Internationals
>>157106615that and there are more teams with actual local identities. most super rugby teams represent states/regions instead of cities or neighbourhoods.
>>157106632>JapanOh I didn't know they paid well. I figured England and France would for sure.
>>157106767the Japanese domestic comp has become a pretty lucrative place to work, and its common for australian players of both codes to end up playing there for a couple of years. a lot of south africans have also started playing in Japan, to the point SA Rugby has threatened to drop players who go to play in Japan from Springbok selection. hasn't worked. some people think of it as a retirement home for players to wind down their careers, or somewhere to make an international squad on residency rules if they aren't quite good enough to make their home team. a couple of aussies play for the Japanese national team based on residency.
>Japan's Union comp is called Japan Rugby League One
>>157106891its actually a pretty fun comp and synchs up well with our time zone.the only other domestic union comp worth following is the french one but its on at bullshit hours
>>157106891Maybe if they added a comma
>>157106891Imagine where League could be if they hadn't chosen such a dumb name for their sport.
>>157106531Rugby League is the popular mainstream default sport in NSW and Queensland. Rugby Union is aging private schoolboys (the young ones are all leagies), and is a dying niche code.
>>157106615Yes. And there's only three professional rugby union teams in Australia, versus 16+1 in Australia, and 1+1 more playing in the Australian comp open to Australian players.
>>157102888>quincy dudd
>tipped knights>tipped stormaddicted to upsets
>>157107542Just googled since I was curious. I remember the melbourne rebels from high school - some kid really into union got us to follow them. It makes sense they went under but wow, 23 mil in debt
night night
UP THE MIGHTY RABBITOHS
>>157107039Or a The to the front
>>157102177Did they report wrong? He has a G Wagon.He could also be really dumb and have bought 2 expensive depreciating assets which is very Lebo
Surprised this one is still up. Guess the soccer spam is finally dying off.
>>157113525
woah the thread survived the nightfootball world cup tourists have left
Adam Doueihi YOU are a Perth Bear
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