>Newcastle United have agreed a deal worth up to €40million (£34.1m) with Monaco for midfielder Aladji Bamba.> Leeds United in talks with Manchester City to sign James Trafford. Newcastle United also interested & #NUFC made club-to-club contact, but 23yo #MCFC goalkeeper leaning towards Elland Road + #LUFC now working to land England international @TheAthleticFC>Aston Villa agree deal sign Alejandro Garnacho from Chelsea. 22yo #CFC winger joins #AVFC on loan + conditional buy obligation. Medical done & Argentina int’l in Birmingham to complete. 4yr contract upon permanent switch - driven by Emery @TheAthleticFC
Say hello to your center mid pair, Boro
gay attention seeking thread
Diego Jota appeared in a football match more recently than Kulusevski
are spurs selling Romero?
Diego Jota won a world cup knockout round game more recently than Bryan Mbeumo and Matteu Cunha put together
Did you know that Manchester united lost to Wrexham.
>>157102630I hope he gets Jota’d
high time for japanese football
>“My shirt was handed in for an exchange in their dressing room, and after about five minutes their kit man came out and handed it back.” - Phil Neville on trying to swap shirts with the 2003 Real Madrid squad
>Maxence Lacroix set for medical today before joining Chelsea from Crystal Palace. ~£52m deal being finalised
This isn't a British thread.
>>157102136I have never understood the Indo's addiction with Sancho. And look at the subject line ffs. Attention deprived twat.
>Morgan Rogers has been dispossessed (80) and recorded more unsuccessful touches (133) than any other Premier League player this season.>117m
But enough about VARsenal
>Pep Guardiola says no to Italian national team head coach job offered by the Federation.>Guardiola considered the proposal this week but wants to dedicate time to his family, recharge and return into football later on.Conte it is
>>157104413Every single national football association will be offering him a job
Liversissy finally got his dream move! WELCOME. TO. TRANSFIELD.
>Klopp will try to make a knackered German side, who’ve played a full season of football, gegenpress during the Euros and World CupLMFAO I can’t wait for the carnage when they lose
>Como send improved bid to Chelsea for Trevoh Chalobah, talks ongoing.>Como offer €25m fixed fee and €5m add-ons but easy ones to reach, making package worth €30m almost guaranteed.
kek saying the Stretford Sikhs really got to him
>>157105017Well last time England beat them in the Euros, we were told the German team was shit so it didn't count. They're gonna keep using this excuse.
>>157102885Kone has been linked to United for fucking weeks if not months. Indy not doing well here, he should just ride on dunking on Fraudizo over Rogers.
Tranny Maguire got called up?
a strong start to what will no doubt be yet another excellent thread
>>157105074Dunno why they sell Chalobah and replace him with LacroixIs it really an uprade?
>>157105654Yeah but Chalobah got dribbled around four times by Bellingham in the World Cup so he needs to be replaced by Lacroix!
>Jermain Defoe has left his role as Woking FC manager. >He was in charge for just four months and six league games and has described it as "eye-opening experience".
>>157104246Chelsea have infinite money and can sell players for infinite amounts. Any overspend is ignored and they're not in Europe anyway and UEFA can't punish them. Why other clubs aren't copying this I don't know. Sign player on 8-9 years, if they're shit for two sell them and go "Well you need to pay off the 6-7 years left on contract" so even if you bought them for £80m you can ask for £90m because you got those to pay off.
i haven't found the proper source for the term to activate garnacho's obligation to buy, some said it's only 10 PL matches but knowing Villa they can simply sit him out just like they did it to Elliott
>>157105017>knackered German sideHalf of them do fuck all for the season as they play for Bayern
That video doing the rounds of Gyokeres in pre-season is fucking diabolical.
>>1571058655 play for Bayern4 for Dortmund3 for Stutgart2 for Leipzig2 for Newcastle1 for Frankfurt1 for Mainz1 for Hoffenheim1 for Arsenal1 for Brighton1 for Liverpool1 for Besitaks1 for Galatasaray1 doesn't have a clubSo even less because at least Bayern have CL.
>>157105894he knows he's leaving that's why (I've not watched the video and don't care what it was about anyway I'm just shitposting)
>Jurgen Klopp reveals he will QUIT the German manager job 'if you don't leave my family in peace'
Are Tran U being SNUBbed AGAIN today?!
>>157106017BasedFamily numero uno
>>157106017I suspect he's less worried about his wife getting headlines and more: "Who's that strange man spotted co-habiting with Spergy Jurgey?"
thought on clubs with multi-sponsors jersey at the front?
no one has any thoughts about Indog clubs
>Arsenal agree Bruno Guimarães personal termsWow. Shame they won't give the £90m Newcastle want. Willing to bet they'll go as high as £75m.
>>157105983Mental they're gonna do Gyokeres + £60m for Alvarez when Gyokeres was hardly terrible with 20+ goals. All that will happen is Alvarez will come for a year and then Arsenal will sell to Barca for £100m (because Arsenal will be retarded and not milk Barca for all their worth).
>>157106394I'd snap their hand off for £75m. Supremely overrated player.
>>157106451I fully agree. He is tops £60m imo but the inflated market pushes him higher. Baffling decision from Arsenal when they really need a new CB and RB.
>>157105863It’s going to be more like 25
>>157105962and a partridge in a pear tree hehe
>>157106451>Supremely overratedNot a chance Unlike Tonali he is actually decent
>>157106714To be fair he said overrated not that he wasn't good. He is overrated. He is not a top top top midfielder. If he was 24, sure. But he's nearly 30 and isn't putting in numbers that make him stand out. Short of Arteta wanting to have a three Brazilians in the team, he'd be better off going for Sano or something if he is absolutely desperate for another midfielder when their CB and RB situation is dire.
nyr noorgard
>>157106776"Supremely overrated" though? Not a chance and that's what I'm replying to, he's a top player as you say so "supremely" puts him on another plane, Palmer or Foden level
>According to Alex Crook of talkSPORT, Chelsea are not pursuing Newcastle United captain Bruno GuimaraesWhy would Chelsea want another midfielder?
>>157106787They still have Vieira on their books.
>>157101156>conditional buy obligationThe conditions mysteriously not made public lol they're going to send him back arent they. This is how it will go. He'll start against opposition Emery thinks suit him perfectly. Garnacho likes it when the team is setup up around him, like he's prime ronaldo, but that won't happen, so he'll never score, produce a couple of assists. He'll show flashes of talent with very little end product. He won't press. He won't track back. They'll get 10 minutes of "This kid has something" followed by 6 games of dog shit. The fans and manager will suddenly cotton onto the fact they look a better side, and a more effective side when Buendía plays. So Garnacho will see reduced playing time. Then the fun will start with him and family. Villa will think "40m for that cunt, fuck that" and stop playing him like Harvey.
>>157106890Well the obligation is needed to prevent UEFA fuckery. Because if you have an obligation to buy the loan deal is considered a perma transfer at date of the loan deal and UEFA says you cannot buy a player from a club you just sold to within 45 days. So they'd both be hit. The loophole is that UEFA says you can do this loan with obligation IF the obligation is 'uncertain', so, app amounts or positional place or qualification etc. So Villa can fuck Chelsea by sending him back. Since he has, what, 5, 6 years left?
>Fabrizio Romano revealed that Carlos Baleba's representatives have reopened dialogue with Manchester United to find out whether a deal could be possible this summer, and also stated that those close to Baleba are trying to understand if Manchester United can return for the player. It was confirmed that there has been 'movement' surrounding United’s interest in Baleba.
Dilated legend Wayne Trooney
Today's scrandle absolutely fucked me. What even is the composition of the average sosij roll interior? How much variety is there in the filling? How well does the outer crust keep from getting soggy from the insides? How full do you get from the average roll, are they considered a snack or more of a light meal?
>>157107138I bet wyna liu has her dirty little fingers all over that game as well
>>157106932the agents of these young players should insist on release clauses to prevent them being held hostage
>>157107169Clubs like Brighton will find someone else. Other clubs offer a significant wage increase to drop the clause or massively inflate the release number. Most agents aren’t going to take a much lower wage (which they are paid a percentage of) to solve a hypothetical problem that usually results in the player getting a move eventually anyway.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY TRANSFERS??!!?!
>Klopp: "The day you don't want me anymore, I'm gone - without any severance pay. If you say tomorrow that he's rubbish, I'm gone. Not just one person, it would have to be more than that. If the DFB says 'he's rubbish' - I'm gone." That'll be socialist legend Jurgen "I love Budweiser" "that said now I prefer to drink Red Bull" "actually Erdinger paid me a bit more this year so I drink that" Klopp. Never swayed by money.
>>157108543Getting the excuses in early is he?
>>157108543God what an insufferable twat. We at least know he hasn't changed one bit since he left liverpoo
Did Transchester Dilated really pay 50 milly for a Chelsea benchwarmer
>>157103010theres like 1.5 decent players there
>>157105654I think so. Not sure how big of an upgrade and people are in for a rude awakening if they think Lacroix is in a different class than Chalobah but he at least brings a physicality Chelsea desperately lack. Chalobah is being sold cuz Chelsea get to report it as pure profit, it’s sad
This team is looking grim without Bruno
>you now remember when Rosenborg won the league in Norway every year
>>157106017Who'd be going after his family? Surely he doesn't mean fans?
>>157108543The fuck? What kinda loser talk is this??
big if true
Big zirk goooal
>>157110154It means he doesn't want the (((media))) to make fake stories about him or talk about his family, he wants the (((media))) to call him out when he's shit and tell him he's shitt. English Reading Comprehension
>>157110234
>Rosenborg last won the Eliteserien in 2018Yikes
Heard tran u lost to wrexham
>Real Madrid working on deal to sign Rodri from Manchester City. Clubs not yet in talks but Real Madrid now operating on basis of midfielder joining this summer. https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/2080719134375944221
>>157111375I know just the player to replace him
>>157111375This better not mean Tchoa's on his way to manure
>Citeh are going to replace Godri with Maresca's boyfriend Enzo FatnandezHaven't even kicked a ball yet and this bald fraud has already destroyed Pep's decade long project
I bet Villa buy Nico Jackson they just have to wait a couple days so it looks less sketchy
Cheeymenny should go to Manure he was shite at the world cup
>>157110875Is German media really that bad?>>157111386>bat eyelids at Real Madrid for like 2 months>your club teammate from the country that embarrassed you in the WC already went to Madrid out of nowhere>the best player from the country that embarrassed you in the WC is probably going there too>you've pissed off pretty much every English fan, and your club has fanned the flames because they're retarded as well, with your national team antics >your contract isn't up until 2030Gotta feel bad for Enzo at this point.
United are BACK btw. HEEMED them 5-0. Title is on.
>>157111375>buying a player who is injuredwut. also whomst've can replace GODRI?
>The Sun reports that Manchester United and Arsenal are both monitoring Ollie Watkins’ situation.
IMPORTANT BBC ARTICLE. UNITED WIN A GAME.
>>157112915>we call it the zirk and jerk
>EXCL: Real Madrid enter race to sign Yan Diomande from RB Leipzig. #RMFC in club-to-club talks with #RBLeipzig over winger. Paris Saint-Germain retain interest + 19yo chose #PSG as next destination but not yet at level of finance required @TheAthleticFC
>>157109653It sucks man, he is a club's academy graduate. He also made it out of the loan army bs. I feel like there's need a stricter rule about homegrown players.Well, at least it isn't as bad as Italy, kek
>>157113396was someone in england in for him?
>>157112915don't think nobody noticed he did that on the one day when nobody asked how many for big zirk todayyou niggas are jinxing him please stop
>>157114417Yes. The club that considers itself not english but persistently plays in the english premier league(by choice).
>>157113597Yeah I like it when prem teams maintain some of their academy identity. At least Chelsea still have Colwill James and Acheampong
>>157111375*unboycots his balloon door*pwease pway fow weal madwid pweeeaaase
>>157112715>in sunny Norway
/epl/ been real quiet since this Liverpool matchday squad just dropped.
>>157112078There's literally 0 reason to ever feel bad for Enzo the dude is a massive dickhead and leaves every club in drama because he's not looking to play well, he's looking to show off until he can get himself a bigger money bag. He did this at River by playing on the most delicate way possible in the middle of a fucking Libertadores campaign until Benfica signed him and then when he was at Benfica and rumors came Chelsea was looking over his contract he rejected Benfica's approaches for a renewal and jumped ship as soon as he could.If Enzo was maybe even 1% more humble than what he is currently then he would be someone people would feel bad for.
>>157112915BBZ
HAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY???
>>157112915Why didnt big zirks do that against Wrexham?
What a shit fucking threadMan U fans ruin everything
>>157112915He's better than Haaland
>>157102630Supposedly he might be going to Inter. Wants to leave but Barca are happy with Laporte for less money and don’t need him. Maybe Atletico go in. I expect Spurs will sell, van Hecke is gonna be preferred to him I think
will Marseca make it to the new year?
>>157113396if amad diallo were available and not from man united, he'd be the actual 100m winger
>>157117773big zirks is bipolar like most trainees, he'll have one really good game then 5 shit ones never chop your cock off lads
>>157118350oops i meant trannies soz im ou t right no w
>>157103842it's been months since i made a thread, let alone anything related to my boy because there are at least 2 tranny-addicted schizos who kept making new threads before hitting bump limit, but somehow i'm still the problem despite me making the thread after 500 posts. sorry for living in your head rent-free ig here's a big tiddie manga lady for you to cope.
>>157118166Why isn't Amad Diallo available? Are Mbummer and Cunha really that shit?
>>157118431>complains about trannies>spams tranime on the sports board
>>157118431.>sorry for living in your head rent-free iglike how the tranny bashers live rent free in your head, Jugdish Askhala Mughal Ilkhanat?
>>157118911but trannies live in your head bro
>>157119011no they don't the only thing that lives in my head is my brainim not muslim "bro"
uh oh sissy melty
>>157119022You are a transgender muslim bro
>>157119237no bro that's not me bro
>>157119243Yes it flipping bloody well is bro saar
>>157119170What's going on here? Surely he's not throwing away his prime footballing years to play in the desert for 250k a week?
>>157119264I think that's exactly what he's doing. it could just be a job for him
just remembered Ivan Toney got world cup minutes for england
>>157119315But Bukrappo Sucka is earning 300k a week at his job and he didn't have to relocate to Saudi Arabia to do it
>>157119352when you are a 'star boy' you get certain privileges..
the reds play today
these lots will come to my country
>>157119495>no PendersWelcome to Strasbourg (again)
>>157119495I wonder if Lavia will ever be able to stay fit
>>157119264he earns more apparently
>>157119495how will they convince man utd to sign these prospects if they don't include them in squads
>>157106932Maybe he should have played well last season then he wouldn't have to go begging. I think he'll be staying at Brighton
>>157119264Big wagesNo tax Much easier workLess pressureStandard night out is shitting on onlyfans slagsHot weatherFree property
>>157118431>rattled enough to make a seething reply hours after that post was madelmao
>>157119602Both not fully fit methinks
>>157119753who made the first post again?
>>157119553They only bought him to mug off Klopp
>>157119753>>157103842done him
>>157119789Well that was you. Nobody would react to it if you didn't make the thread desperate for the attention.
>>157111375it would be nice to see Rodri back in Spain, but lets be real he tournamentmaxxed, it's typical Dementino to get an old injured player at his peak value
>>157120193try again
>>157120676If you want an answer, then >>157102136. But the correct answer is you, you're too cowardly to accept it.
>>157105894Link?
>>157119753He done you tbf
>>157102885This N was completely lost against Spain. Another massive flop incoming for Manure.
>>157118431>let alone anything related to my boy because there are at least 2 tranny-addicted schizos who kept making new threads before hitting bump limit, but somehow i'm still the problem despite me making the thread after 500 posts.All of you attention whores are the problem.
>>157116524I did forget about the Benfica antics until you mentioned them. Now I feel bad because he seems like he just can't help himself when it comes to being a cunt and that's sad too.
wtf is going on here?
>arsewogs are trying to bully their league-winning striker out of the clubI've been looking at their forums and the hate towards that guy from these so called fans is unreal. He's really is too tall and too Aryan looking and that makes brown and black bois insecure, better put some argie manlet or ngubu there instead. What a disgusting club. You can't really call them an English club even at this point, more like a cosmopolitan globohomo institution that attracts the dregs of brown and African shitholes.
>>157122044One of your fellow attention whores was called out for being an attention whore and he had a meltdown.
>>157122184It's because he's shite m8
Transfers when?
>>157122300Hello Arteta
funny photo
newcastle united losing to gateshead KWAB>>157122746>Newcastle (Sau)
what does this de jong injury mean for the midfiled transfer domino effect?
what is 115
>>157122834Barca vs Real bid war for Rodri
>EXCL: Arsenal exploring move to sign Vinicius Junior from Real Madrid. #AFC interest early stage + clubs not yet in talks but idea approved at all levels. Much rests on contract process as no breakthrough yet & #RMFC do not want free exit @TheAthleticFC
Anon exploring move to sign GF from Chad. #Anon interest early stage + parties not yet in talks but the idea approved at all levels. Much rests on date process as no breakthrough yet & #GF do not want a free exit
>>157123123gf is washed but wishes to settle for a less intensive schedule with a nice guy after yet another surgery to fix a reoccurring cunt injury
And people said i was crazy when i said arsenal will go for vini jr a week ago
>>157123095no one can afford vini's wages
>>157116524That's Chelsea vice captain you are talking about
>>157122888>what is 115a cope from ABCs who can't beat them on the pitch so want authorities to step in and save them
>Lois Openda to Olympique Lyon, here we go! Verbal agreement in place on loan deal from Juventus. OL to cover the salary and pay around €3m loan fee, no buy clause reportsdude used to be prolific in ligue 1 and bundes, went to serie A and only scored 1 league goal but because his deal was loan with obligation to buy, juve had no choice but to sign him for 40m lmao. masterclass of a deal.
>>157123095Arsenal are the only club that put out briefs like this. They have not agreed terms with the player, they have not submitted a bid to the club. They have decided to consider the prospect of signing this player.
who the fuck is Jam Diamonde
>>157116524my based monitor is going haywire
>>157123422>Arsenal are the only club that put out briefs like this. They have not agreed terms with the player, they have not submitted a bid to the clubExcept say, yesterday when Real Madrid did this with Rodri >>157111375 Now here comes your cope despite it being literally what you're talking about
PSG apparently now in for Rodri too. That should push his price up decently high if Madrid had any ideas about getting him cheaply
so apparently everton have another pickford and he's also a goalkeeper
Vini and saka will be the most lethal winger combo in world football fucking hell
There's only one Vinny in football that I recognise
>>157123854he made a video about "hard men" in football that got him an official reprimand but if you watch it all of the players he profiles won trophies
>>157123854>not vinny samways
>>157124878He's a concrete name. They are keeping tabs on him, and they very much like and admire the player.
mad that foreigns are still talking about the world cup when we're less than a month til actual football being played
>Currently makes £27m a season>Madrid offered £32m>Wants £48mWill Arsenal actually offer £920k a week?
>>157124978I think he has a big ego and doesn't like being a subordinate to mbappe. At arsenal hes automatically the super star
>>157123165gf talks about the toxic situation at chad fc and how she was made to train alone but blames it on the other 18 league clubs instead and goes back to chads training sessions
Jesus I will literally not watch a single Arsenal match if Chini is playing for the rapist lover. A match made in terrorist hell.
>Vinicius was offered to Liverpool and >we turned it downBased#NoDickheadsAllowed
you hate arteta because he loves a "rapist" (simp)i hate arteta because he plays like stokewe are not the same
>>157125800Does Stoke win the pl and play in cl finals as well?
>>157126040yeah their london variant does and bottles in the cl finals
Yes I am watching Hull City v Konyaspor at a training ground in Slovenia.
>>157123422>Arsenal are the only club that put out briefs like this.Maybe that was true at one point but guys like Ornstein have started doing this over the past few years. Reporting complete non-stories as if they are news. "Exploring move" means fuck all
>>157126296>Slovenia Zesty.
>>157126423Literally every single player ornstein has said arsenal have "explored" has ended up signing.
영입이 그렇게 효과적이진 않은데? 배팅 스포츠 토토 사이트 추천받는다
>>157126532There's just no way that's true but even if it were there's a first for everything. Vini will not be an Arsenal player unless he randomly decides to make a fraction of what he's currently making or if Arsenal decide to completely blow up their wage structure. I don't know what you've seen by either of those entities that would make you think that's possible
>>157126567It's absolutely true. Feel free to check his tweet history to verify.
>>157126532He said Liverpool were exploring signing Kvaraskhrelia and he never did
>>157126639Notice i said arsenal.>Arsenal exploring deal to sign Christos Tzolis from Club Brugge. 24yo left-sided winger expected to be gettable for ~€40m. Move for Greece international does not impact #AFC interest in Morgan Rogers or other options to strengthen attack @TheAthleticFC>Arsenal exploring deal to sign Christian Norgaard from Brentford. #AFC proposal for 31yo midfielder ~€11m & awaiting #BrentfordFC reply. Denmark international contracted until June 2027 but keen - among options amid potential Partey exit @TheAthleticFC>Arsenal exploring possibility of signing Gabriel Jesus from Man City. Clubs yet to speak but talks between Edu + reps for months. 25yo open to idea, #AFC current favourites. Calvert-Lewin among options @TheAthleticUK #MCFC #EFC 1st reported @jorgenicola>Hearing whispers (nothing concrete) Arsenal have been exploring possibility of signing David Luiz from Chelsea as part of Giroud deal - as per @DavidWoodsStar yesterday - or Roma’s Kostas Manolas. Would be one or other, no idea if it will happen. Defence a clear concern #AFC #CFC>EXCL: Arsenal exploring deal to sign Brentford goalkeeper David Raya. No bid yet but #BrentfordFC aware of interest. #FCBayern also pursuing but 27yo keen to join #AFC. #NFFC considering Matt Turner; gap in valuations but dialogue ongoing @TheAthleticFC>Arsenal among clubs exploring possibility of signing Jorginho from Chelsea. Italy midfielder’s contract up in summer + #CFC open to exit (may depend on Enzo Fernandez). 31yo one of options #AFC have expressed interest for. W/ @gunnerblog @TheAthleticFC
B R E A K I N G>YAN DIOMANDE SNUBS LIVERPOOL FOR REAL MADRID
>>157126661Wasn't Ornstein BBC's Arsenal specialist years back when he worked there?
>>157125116>At arsenal hes automatically the super starLmao that is very true when you think about it. They have zero actual world class players, just a meme system of corners and boring defence
>>157126673Eh? I thought he signed for PSG a month ago?
>>157126679He's been an arsenal insider his entire career.
>>157126702Thought so
>>157126736His family are arsenal season ticket holders
>>157126579I just checked, I found a player he said Arsenal were exploring a deal for and a deal never came to be. I'm not going to tell you the players name though
>>157127400Show me any player he broke the news for before any bids were made that arsenal were exploring that he got wrong. I'll wait.
>Chelsea are in talks to sign highly regarded set-piece coach Austin MacPhee from Aston Villa but face competition from other Premier League clubs as well as Saudi Pro League teams.The Outsiders can't even keep the Slop Six away from their staff members.
Woah, didn’t even search and this popped up. Thank you apple spyware.
>>157127646>arsenal making offer not even the same thing and I'm not even Arsenal fan
>>157127669Is “#AFC exploring” not the same as “Arsenal exploring”? Is it a magic incantation?
>>157127720making a bid and "exploring" if it can be done by deadline is the complete opposite of the other examples provided itt already
I heard Manchester United lost to Grimsby AND Wrexham in the space of a year?
>>157127720you doing ok fella went missing after you got shagged FIRMLY up the arse with the Rodri reply earlier
>>157127646
>>157127720Imagine being this retarded at basic English language
Newcastle and Villa both being dismantled in front of our eyes and the fans are fine with it
tielemans wasn't that good, nigga
>>157126673Kek they keep getting lil bro'd by madrid
>>157128423Villa got Garnacho. Newcastle should have gone for Delap for the memes.
>>157128423they cheer it as "good business" sad little mindset for sad little clubs
>>157128423Newcastle, but especially Villa fans, are amongst the most clinically braindead people you'll ever meet.
>>157129363What if the future king sees this?
>>157129427Too clinically brain dead to do anything about it
>>157129363Same as Leeds & Forest fans
Is this good
what did indy mean by this
Rayan is good but can he do THIS?
the reds
Derrychads...
[Breaking] Gf to Anon is HAPPENING Cute girl has sent a text to anon saying >i miss you already along with >can we talk on the phone tonight
what do Yanks have against kicking off on time?
>>157131568Got a stream that works la?
>>157131594dlhd.st use the search bar
>>157131611Thanks fren
>Gomez injured already
Yeah, I'm thinking >we back
That kid... *checks notes*... Kieran Morrison... is elite. I hope you're watching Brentford/Bournemouth etc.
#IraolaOut#BringBackSlot
uhhhh livapoo sissies?
absolute blootah
>>157132032>Sunderland will be wearing this mess on their travels next season
>areola
golazo>>157132114nice inter miami cosplay
>>157132164yeah I'm thinking we need another CB
>>157132164>nice inter miami cosplayIt's Elvis. No, seriously: https://www.safc.com/news/2026/june/25/2026-27-away-shirt-on-sale-at-8am-friday-/>A first of its kind in the Premier League, Sunderland AFC is delighted to reveal the Club's first kit created in collaboration with musical and cultural icon, the King of Rock 'n' Roll, Elvis Presley. >The away kit, produced by hummel – the Club's official kit partner – forms part of a multi-year collaboration with the Elvis Presley Estate and Authentic Brands Group.
What the fuck is wrong with non league 'fans'
>>157132200Would have been funnier if it was talking about a genuine ban because the fan in question had punched someone.
This Iraola system looks utterly toothless. Liverpool have fucked it again.
>>157132278It's not too late to get Slot back. He worked tirelessly on his way to the airport on his fortnightly holidays to whip this team into shape. He just needed 2 wingers and >we'd have magically turned into a great team. Bring him back if you can entice him from the beach, NOW.
BLOOTER
>>157132706>that stumblehumiliation ritual
>>157132193Elvis is fucking Memphis, not Nashville
Iraola will be a disaster, everyone saw it coming as well
>>157132736Same state, close enough
>>157132758Bigger distance between Memphis and Nashville than Liverpool and SunderlandBut also completely different musical sceneNashville is the country capital of the world, whereas Memphis is blues
>>157132726He fucking stinks so bad, been a long time since I've seen a Liverpool player as hopeless
ABLS IN THE MUD
>>157132758Tennessee is actually, uniquely among states afaik, officially and legally divided into 3 regions (West, Middle, East) that have huge cultural differences due to geography. The state constitution mandates certain quotas for state officials from each region so that none dominates the others. Memphis, Nashville and the mountains are all hugely different. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Divisions_of_Tennessee
Sunderland's next games are in Harrison, NJ (Niagara Falls theme) and Philadelphia (black and gold)
Sunderland U-21s are simply no match
ABLS LITERALLY IN THE MUD HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHNO ONE CAN BEAT US
Wrexham having their way with yet another prem side
>>157122184Best part the argie literally wants to go to Barca to be like Messi his idol
>hydration breakhmmm
Iraola is cooking bruh
Heard Man U lost to Wrexham
hello where are the signings
Trandoni Queerola
Mikaela Tranteta
Michelle Trannick and Aunt Jemima Trooncliffe
meds
anime and manga
Tranime and Tranga
cant wait for the prem I can't wait for Frank to drop a fat turd on Sharteta's head
I also have no idea why Chelsea are in for that Bosnian teenager from Bayer that also plays on the left if they're just going to loan him out as well but I guess their model kind of depends on buying players like that
Good morning /trannies/ reminder that my spurs will win.
>>157136803Afraid so. De Zerblingz is already doing bits.
>>157136803Win the worst transfer window of the summer?
Tottenham TranSpurs got so many players this window to SNUB TranSNUBster Dilated
> Win the worst transfer window of the summer?
>>157137786>> Win the worst transfer window of the summer?HOWLING
>biggest rivals are about to sign bruno g and fucking vini jr >sign literal dogshit relegation players
seriously gonna spend 120m in a nigga that was in leganes last year
>>157136548Jesse Derry isn't going to suck your cock, Anon.
>>157137858Yeah that mutt is going into Indog + Sancho territory with the twink he's shilling
rent of the free
>>157136548Their Mudryk supplies are running low
Liverpool have won the preseason friendlies (VERY IMPORTANT) beating an actual team 4-2. United and Spurs beating part-time fishermen and kangaroo ranchers isn't particularly impressive.
>>157137850Diomande wants to go to PSG.>>157137849Arsenal aren't spunking £220m on two players and paying Vini £600k per week, don't be retarded.
>>157139261arsenal doing a liverpool and signing bruno g, vini and alvarez and spending £500m doing it would be funny af t b d e s u.
Liverpool fucking lost
>>157139347Cope.
>>157139347>U15 JL vs U15 LiverpoolLol. Lmao.
RFN right againIn other news water is wet
>>157139453RFN BOMBA!!! (reminder haters will claim Indy uses cold reading aka astral projects into the boardrooms of epl clubs instead of the obvious answer that he is well connected)
liversissys might actually.be better than villa this season, maybe even better than newvastlebig season ahead
>>157139453>I was right againNo you weren't. You're not even close. PSG value Barcola at £145m.
>>157139453Water isn't wet. You feel 'wet'. Because to feel 'wet' you need something to be 'dry'. Therefore when you touch water you become wet, the water isn't wet because it cannot be dry.
These price are ridiculous for 135m before you get a top proven player, now it's just enough to get a pace merchant
>>157139546hey who let you out of the locker?*stuffs you right back in the locker*
>>157139561blame chelsea and united and city spending £80m+ on trash (mudryk, antony, grealish) and the prices rising with caicedo, fernandez and finally idiots like liverpool spunknig £125m and £115m on trash.anderson and rogers just reinforcing it with spurs also getting involved. no other league is spending this kind of money bar maybe madrid or barca, so if pl clubs just don't bother then prices will drop.
>>157139591>spunknig
>>157139546Fuck off nerd.
They unironically used their S+ team to beat sunderland's u21s
>>157139347
Heard Man U lost against Ryan Reynolds It's Always Sunny on Reddit FC
>>157139689Haha get 'em lad
>>157139453I dont think so, Liverpool brief they want to pay 120mil€ and PSG brief they would only sell at 170mil€ so looks like they will meet in the middle. Which would mean its much higher than what that anon claimed. Regardless, these prices are getting ridiculous and Liverpool are partly to blame with how they have been spending recently aswell.
just spoke to my man in the know
>to to create new thread on spee>"post successful">opens already existing threadWtf is happening? This is the 4th time in a row.
>>157140049It's buggered. I tried to make a new thread a few months ago and it said it had done it, but then 404'd. I clicked it and it 404'd in the catalogue. I linked the post in another thread, it showed it in the hyperlink and when I clicked it, it 404'd.
>>157140271Fuck man. My post is extremely timely to real life happenings and based in every respect.
>>157140316post your image and OP here and if its any good ill post it for you
>According to AS, Real Madrid are ready to resume contract talks with Vinícius Jr next week. The same source claims that the player is now asking for a salary of around €20 million net per season. His representatives have also requested a 'renewal bonus' comparable to signing bonuses for Kylian Mbappé and David Alaba. Renewal talks with Vinícius Jr were reportedly 'well advanced' before stalling after last summer’s Club World Cup, and the gap between the player’s salary expectations and the club's is now described as 'minimal'. Amid his contractual impasse at Real Madrid, it was reported that Arsenal were exploring a deal for Vinícius Jr, who has less than a year left on his contract. A report states that Real Madrid will demand a club-record fee to sell him.Oh no no no no nono no no no no Arsebros........................
>>157140390Real really fucked themselves with Mbappes wage, dude earns double the wages of players like Kane or Bellingham, no wonder Vini wants as much
>>157140388>if its any good ill post it for youthis is a great workaround to increase x(Y)
my Man IN THE KNOW just like Dekkerz Rice WHIPPING IT IN
Not a fan of this gimmick, but lets see how much you force it over the coming weeks.
Hello 999? I'm going to need your strongest smelling salts, because what I've just witnessed down our right wing has caused an immediate medical emergency.
please god make it happen, will be so funny
>Real Madrid signs Diomandé>130€M signing>Leipzig paid 20€M to Leganés for the player last yearjesus fucking christ
>>157141246>sign the player who relies exclusively on pace just as he's getting oldwhat could go wrong
>>157141578>Leipzig paid 20€M to Leganés for the player last yearI guess you could say Leipzig found a diomande in the rough™
where does arsenal get the money from? they've won absolutely fuck all and they never sell players
>>157141866Won the EPL and now have the highest club revenue in England you utter mong
>>157141246Deals like this never ever happen
>>157141578He was on trial at Chelsea a few years ago and they sent him packing
>>157142121Not by 100, but I see it happening at 60 this year, so other premier league team (Man United, Liverpool) don't sign him next year without paying Real Madrid. He's asking for 125€M signing fee next year, Vinicius is fucking deluded
>>157142189He also asking for Mbappe type wages (50-60 mil€)
>>157142136It's usual for scouts to make bad calls, like when Chelsea denied Mboopi after his trial.
>>157142216Not only that, if renewing for Real Madrid, is ALSO asking for those 125€M. He's really seething at Mbappe status (25€M net pay + 20€M each year as free signing fee), so he also wants, beside his salary, a singing fee the next 5-6 years of the same quantity... While already being in the club and not signing by free wihtout a contract. The US agency company is mental and I'm loving it. Diomande is also from the same agency as Vinicius so will be bigger kek
>>157142282Thats Jay-Z agency "Roc Nation", the Diomande situation is actually intriguing. Apparently when he switched agencies there was a fuckup in the process and his old agency is sueing his new one over the legal status of his image rights.
>>157141866You're an idiot. As of Jan, they had £694m in direct accounts. Only Liverpool beat that with £702m. But that was before Arsenal getting to the CL final and winning the league. So Arsenal are now ahead of Liverpool. Arsenal got £15m alone just for losing the CL final. That's ignoring the £2.5m per win in the CL you get, the ticket sales you get per match and all that stuff. Winning the PL gets you around £200m, give or take. Getting to the final of the CL is another £200m, give or take. Qualifying for CL is another £100m, give or take. Then you get all the stuff on top of that. So that's half a billion for Arsenal right there, ignoring the ticket, merch and so on.Saying all that, Arsenal won't be buying Vini and while they theoretically could afford it, Vini is greedy and would want £650k per week at Arsenal due to our income tax laws (which Spain doesn't have). Arsenal won't pay that.
>>157142390Ornstein reported that Arsenal are factually interested, guess they dont mind breaking the bank
football? yeah i love accounting
Why are you tranny freaks allowed a thread on /sp/? Fuck off.
>>157141866>won absolutely fuck allprize money for winning comps is next to nothing in the grand scheme of things (winning CL is about £22m). what you get money for is the wins (it's £2.5m per win and arsenal won all but one of their games, so they got about £40m in prize money for that. then you get money from ticket sales, so selling out a 60,000 seater is a lot, all the shit that goes with that, sponsorship bonuses and merch and so on. arsenal got £198.7m for winning the title, so just shy of £200m.
>>157142376I can imagine, Jay-Z is playing dirty with his agency, selling that they'll get commercials and companies's money (Wonder why Vinicius got his face surgery to look like a ghetto USA nigger, mmmh?) so gonna brainwash lot of black players thinking they are NBA NFL players with US status when they don't care about soccer players over there. Americans literally ruining another thing in the world once again, this time football and negro players
>Barcola is getting axed at PSG3rd CL in a row incoming, he can't score for shit
>>157142452i majored in accounting #funfact #letsgettoknoweachother #dontbeshy
Why do big players keep snubbing Liverpool? We're supposed to be a big club.
>BREAKING: Real Madrid reach an agreement in principle with Leipzig for Yan Diomande. Player already has terms in place on a five-year contract. @BenJacobs>>157142525Idk man if PSG cant get Diomande now they might keep Barcola.
>>157142548the weather
>>157142552They would push for a free Vinicius giving him something crazy like 200M for himself if leaves free next year, to destabilize Real Madrid this whole season.They are trying to sabotage Rodri to Real Madrid, which will be announced in mid august his real madrid signing
>>157142618>They are trying to sabotage Rodri to Real MadridGood. Fuck Madrid. Pay up if you want him.
oh no no no
>>157142548A lot of these french africans want to play for PSG, Real Madrid of Barcelona. Liverpool is an undesirable place to live. The Liverpool era is over until next time.
>>157142814>>157142548
Why did Liverpool not go for Anthony Gordon after he was twerking so hard for them for many years
