Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 20Le Bourg d'Oisans - Alpe d'Huez170.9kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/startlistGC after stage 19:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/stage-19-gcRoadbook:https://www.xoo-cycling.ch/download/roadbooks/roadbook_tour-de-france_2026.pdfLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/en/https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2026/stage-20/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / ARD1 / RTBF / VRT / DKTV2 / RTVE / Rai / NOS / EITB / RTP / RTV Slo / SRG-SSR13:45 CETPrevious thread:>>157103607
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not Herentals specialty
>>157111395Real stage Nice of them to put it on a weekend so those of us with jobs can enjoy watching it
>>157111395me thinks GC will slurp
>>157111500Seixas surely will try something to get podium and white jersey
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>>157111395>13:45 CETI think they start at 11:10 CET
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>>157111500Seixas is 24s behind 3. placed del Toro, Skjelmose is 9s behind 5. placed Martinez.These gaps are small enough to still overcome.
>>157111523 yeah, you're right. forgot to edit times
>>157111500Our only hope for GC action is Seixas
>>157111516Yeah but final climb same for skelly, maybe pogacar wants to entertain us mortals and go on Galiber but not without Del Torro.
>>157111516Nah, he's just watching his power meter. He won't do shit. Toro goes and he doesn't even look up.
>Skeleton and SexyAss long range raidI'm so ready.
>>157111516Seixas looks like he ain't it chief. It's time to get on the Finn train
>>157111688Finn is less than 3 months younger than Seixas
>>157111614>>157111688one more late night doping test should do the trick
The greatest show on earth
I'm climbing the Alpes d'Huez on sunday
I continue to believe for runners like VINGEGAARD and POGACAR, they are kinda like God emperor's, to WHOMST millions of gregarios are sacrificed every night. That would explain why shitters like JORGENSOHN, KUSS, WILLENS, MCNULTZ and other were like total shit and on the brink of death.Their bodies were being harvested in axolotl tanks and used to boost their team leaders.
>>157111368The retard is the one who was tailgating and wasn't ready to brake. Twenty stitches aren't enough to teach that mongoloid a basic lesson in survival. Being a road user is a death sentence waiting to happen, this applies especially to cyclists.
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>>157112111Imagine the entrance fees...
>Manage to become the worst liked frenchman by the French in just one stage.Chapeau bas, monsieur.
>Q: When did you know the win was in reach?>Pogi: About 4km to go I knew I'd win, but then it kinda dragged on till 1kmHe looked really weird in the interview as well kek
>>157112170What happened again
>>157112210didn't win?
>>157112170french now they have seixas
>>157111445Facking luv Galibier, me
>>157112170Could have been a bit closer if he didn't trade blows with caraspaz. Caraspaz is a fun racer but he's a fucking retard. They should have ridden together for as long as possible, because both had GC time to gain and it's the only way to try and get the stage.
>>157112210Rato
The left can't meme
You now realize Germany will never be relevant in cycling again because of their own schizophrenic totalitarian outlaw of the entire sport like we're trying to exterminate it by not just disgracing the dopers but literally pretending cycling stopped existing and not broadcasting it for ten years lelFuck this country
>>157112310more words than a trump tweet
>>157112210>>157112224https://www.lequipe.fr/Cyclisme-sur-route/Actualites/Tour-de-france-et-de-cinq-pour-tadej-pogacar-imprenable-a-l-alpe-d-huez-devant-lenny-martinez-paul-seixas-distance-par-isaac-del-toro/1706768Read the comments, it's hilarious. Everyone is shitting on Martinez for not doing his part with Carapaz and Kuss. It's actually deserved, though.
>>157112310I think that's some corporation. Not exactly "the left"
>>157112330my honest reaction
>>157112330we HAVE to go back
>>157112380Based sandpaper enjoyer
>>157112404>the addidas pants
>>157112404I say a Telekom store today in Berlin and could not help but smile
>>157111524Solid break check
>>157111524>lots of spectators, so let's ride right behind the car. what could possibly go wrong?
Pogacar attacked right at the spot where Pantani attacked in 1995
Will the French get a victory in this tour?
>>157112968From what posters have said ITT, PooAE are happy for a break tomorrow. Bruno Amarail? Martinez? VPP? All seems meh. Stage 21 doesn't look good either.
Kann mir bitte jemand das Re-Live vom ARD stream geben. Ich finde das leider nicht. Danke.
Lipo could have overtaken Burrito today
>>157112968You now remember Kevin Vauquelin. Godon will win in Paris
>>157111524something like this happened to me last year. riding in a 2 lane scenic road that allows bikes to take up a full lane. Car comes from opposite direction, makes illegal u-turn over a double yellow line road without looking and pulls into the right lane of a 2 lane road and stops to look at the lake next to the road while I'm going about 24mph in an aero position. Didn't even have time to look into the left lane and see if there was a car there to go around before I slammed into the back of the car headfirst, putting a massive dent in it and smashing his read taillight. Good thing I was wearing a helmet. The driver was a muslim and didn't even speak English, I was actually able to ride home but went to the hospital where they did a CT scan and found a bilateral carotid aneurysm caused by the accident in my brain that I had to get stents put in late last year. I honestly should have called an ambulance then and went to the hospital and sued the driver.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aoUnnz63SxwNew method of total poogacar death unlocked.
Chance of Pogi pulling DelMeme tomorrow so he drops Memeco?
>>157112310there has never been a funny cycling cartoon
how are the fat lads gonna make the time cut tomorrow. 10 minutes behind after the first climb
>>157112885what do you suggest they do instead, slow down to let the car build a wider gap?
>>157113183welcome to today's edition of AI was a mistake
>>157112111Weird how this sport only attract whites
>>157113248Not instant gratification, techy like F1 but doesn't offer any social brownie points, doesn't align with muslims idea of being fully dressed at all times. Ethnics are generally shite at the sport in the first place. Many reasons. I understand there is a push to make stages shorted and on smaller circuits for fan interaction. But as long as the sport stays largely as it is it'll remain that way.
My 4iii precision ultegra left crank power meter has gone busted :( It seems like a battery replacement too many ruined the electronicsWhat power meters do you guys have or recommend? Are the assimo pedals good/reliable (SPD)?
>>157113332>Are the assimo pedals good/reliableMy dad has the dual pedals and swears by them. He's very happy to have them. I have zero experience with them but I know a few borts have them. They seem fairly priced when I last checked.
>>157113248Farmer sport about suffering doesn't attract immigrants
what will be the final podium?
>>157113445at the end of the day when the record books have been adjusted the 2026 tdf podium will be RemcoSeixasPidcock
>>157113248What do you mean, meds love cycling.
dude can we talk about skjelly kinda kwabbing a-lose-o into submission and getting him demoted into hjælper next season?
>>157112308>Carapaz has to pull Martinez to the sprintCarapaz attacked because Martinez acted like a bitch.
they constanlty harp on about nutrition and aerodynamics and all the other developments in sports science. did those happen last year or what did i miss?
>>157113703Pre-covid cycling might as well be a different sport.
>>157113703do you even ride a bike? bikes these days pretty much ride themselves. it's like 150W to go 30km/h
>>157113332I have two sets of Favero pedals, the pod Assioma with look pedals and the new podless SPD pedals. I recommend them without reservations.
>>157109586Interestingly, climbing-records.com lists Riis '95 as a few seconds faster than Skjelmose.>>1571137032bf, they didn't ride up Alpe d'Huez all that often in recent years. '22 was the day after Granon, so Pogacar only gingerly probed Vingegaard with a few accelerations and didn't go all out like today. However, you can see that grandpa G managed to improve by 2 minutes over '18, when he won the stage and the Tour.
how muich are tickets to france really?
Today, I apologize to Chris Froome for calling him a doping cheat. Sir Bradley Wiggins, too. G as well. And perhaps Richie Porte. Even though the whole Rozman affair seems dubious.
What was he thinking at this particular moment in the space-time continuum?
>>157112170Didnt frogs turn on him ages ago because he signed for Bahrain?
>>157112330Florian Naß is also to blame for making kids fall asleep with his commentary and not motivating them to get on bikes.
>>157116095Pas normal!
>>157113703The last time they went up it was four (4) years ago, and before that, 2018, yet another four (4) year gap.
Did the climbing of Croix de Fer or Galibier use as the finish of any Tour stage ever?
>>157116998Google says the only time a stage finished on Galibier was in 2011. Which Schleck( the slightly less doped one) won.
Volta fever.
Tour de Pologne Women (2.Pro)Stage 2Włodawa - Lubartów117.8kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-pologne-women/2026/startlistGC after stage 1:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-pologne-women/2026/stage-1-gcRoadbook:https://tourdepolognewomen.pl/wp-content/uploads/do-pobrania/roadbook-2026.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-pologne-women/2026/stage-2/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / TVP13:15 CET
Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa (1.1)Ordizia - Ordizia167kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/prueba-villafranca/2026/startlistRoadbook:https://www.ordiziakoklasikoa.com/ficheros/pruebas/ficheros/Ordiziako%20klasika%202026%20roadbook.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/prueba-villafranca/2026/result/liveStreams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg8O7cMFQxMhttps://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/EITB 12:45 CET
>>157113703that's literally just a list of known dopeurs and 2026 riders. Why no 2025, 2024, 2023, 2022, 2021, 2020, ... ?????
Remco eats more for breakfast than I sometimes eat in a whole day
>>157119854I believe him, he has an honest face
>>157119023i don't know. what do you think? maybe they need to actually ride/finish there in competition?
>>157119854he looks like a victim allright
He doesn't even look tired unlike after Beille in 2024. He could have gone fasterhttps://x.com/i/status/2080679671130140793
>>157119382pro cycling must be the only spoart where trannies brap on the contestants during a marquee event
Today we feast, Seixas bros
Carapaz should win today unless he does some stupid moves
>https://litter.catbox.moe/jytcw7qt2e8a0fto.MP4Boomerbros, our response?
>>157120340saw an even worse one where a boomer stole a polka dot hat from a little girl
>>157120340What a fucking cunt
>>157120340>sucker punched dude from the back>act offended when the guy punch him in the face for it what's the fuck is his problem
>>157120340just let the boomer get knocked out, he clearly wants it
>>157120340stupid oaf is mainly lucky he didn't get run over
>>157120340They are fighting for some worthless goodies from the TdF caravan btw
>>157119904Based clean Sastre with an honest ride to the top
First proper mountain stage of the Tour today
>>157120540The Cochonou must flow
>>157120735Jonas is ready
>>157119854>l'EquipeAt least 2000s mainstream journalists were brave enough to investigate. They're all whores for the big teams now
>>157120788heh... my boy jvingz... he just needs a few more weeks
Can Fads take the sprint today and cement it lads?
>Moho almost chuted in the mixed zone
>>157120941I believe, mind over matter
kino
ynr Romain Gregoire
>>157120814I have not seen any news or organisation mention anything regarding doping or raise any suspicion. Much the opposite. TNT go around the cast every few stages saying how much faster bikes are and how nutrition has changed. This is the same culture in corporations and governments. It's this big fantasy lie to keep things together. Exactly the sort of shit they pulled with epstein. It's shameless gaslighting.
Matxin was the one driving the UAE car that took out Rubio.
Manifesting Remcuck dnf today
>>157115433Sky may have used some motors and TUE's. They changed bikes frequently on stages. This is suspected to save energy for the final where they'd be on legit bikes. This isn't particularly credible but definitely possible. TUE's were heavily used in the peloton at the time. Mostly asthma meds. Gilbert was on the same TUE. But again some of these riders supposedly had legit asthma and allergies. It gives very minor performance enhancements anyway.Compared to now, god knows what poogacar and cingeshaart use. poogacar's either fat or has a lot of water retention which is a clue in itself. I heard something about using a prototype cancer medicine but how can a rider reach the finish like poogacar does with zero fatigue despite putting out the best performances the sport has seen? These efforts are highly taxing on the body yet he's fresh at the finish. It's unbelievable.
Good to see Veistroffer in the break again
>>157119466that's a lot of yoghurt to force down your throat. I"m gonna assume he mixes it with all the nuts and crisps and stuff.
>>157120987What is their problem exactly? Why are they doing this? I can't think of a single reason
>>157121205alcohol
What Visma doing
>>157121217You want to dryhump cars when drunk?
>>157121205Alcohol + low IQ + group polarization
>>157121227shaking cars is funny, even when sober
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>>157121205friendly banter until gendarmerie shown up
>>157121243For me, it's tipping cows.
>>157121279How much do you give them, like 10%?
Steinhauser won a giro stage not to long ago iirc. Always disappointing not seeing riders kick on after a big win.
>>157121318Depends on the quality of the thud when they fall over.
Let only French into the break and give them the stage.
>>157111395Finna go for a ride in the sun :)
miss this nigga so much
>>157121419god wanted him to win that day
Why is Lidl and Ayuso stabbing Skjelmose in the back
Can't wait for the Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift to start
>>157121452ThisMy fellow german gooner schizo
>>157121470Our Girl will win it all
Uae fake pacing or do they want Pogi to win again today
>>157121379>>>how flared are your handlebars? do you have many climbs?
Ummah bros, can Remking still win this Tour?
what makes people do this stuff?
>>157121510Depends on the color of Pogis shorts today
Mads back in the peloton, our lad is insaneWatch him try and attack on the descent to the breakaway to get points
>>157121519kek. Being a pro cyclist must be one of the most humiliating athlete jobs. When you suffer the must drunk fans swing fake dicks in your face
>>157121540Wait wtf they've already started? Time in the OP is wrong.
>>157121325Top 3 at PN is good
Fadman does not know how to save himselfHonestly he should get supercombatiff for the entire race
>>157119382why do so many fags have this uncontrollable urge to push their genitalia in everyone's face even though no one asked?
What a road
>>157121562They started at 11:30 today
Wanna buy a bike cause my frens got one too, what price range for casual 3-4 hour rides, and is a used one a good move? And how do you know if the size is right? Am 181cm with short arms
>>157121562This has got me too. Hrmmm
>>157119866>I believe him, he has an honest faceif I were Robert Eggers casting director, Gianetti is the one I would've suggested for the role of Nosferatu.
Caratpaz attack
>>1571216062-3k euro 56cm frame. Go to decathlon. They are good bang for buck. But get it built professionally with tubeless and get a bike fit.https://www.decathlon.co.uk/p/edr-cf-shimano-105-12-speed-red/344940/c355m8788117Something like this
MADSMADSMADSMADS
What a madlad
Why is he even attacking, he already clinched the green just save energies for tomorrow
If poogacar didn't gift two stages, he'd be on 7 wins now. Gap is small today with no real break. Could be 8. If he rides well tomorrow, maybe 9. 7 on paper, but really it'd be 9.
>>157121684>he already clinchedNope he needs the sprint point that comes after this mountain
FADS FADS FADS FADS FADS
What do PooAE want? burrito stage? Another poogacar stage?
>>157121695Jappe is dead after the second montmartre
Kirby and Kelly still on air in 2026 (or ever desu), pure insanity.
>>157121664Thanks, should I look for a gravel bike? Idk what’s the diff
lmao the fuck is he doing
>>157121786Who would you have in the booth? I'd straight up bin off blythe. Kirby fills a joyful filler role. I don't know any other decent british commentators. Rob Hatch is decent but he needs to be around better commentators that are more insightful.
>>157121792Gravel can fit bigger tyres and is used hence the name on gravel/sand roads so unless your mate has a gravel bike dont get one
>>157121747torrito 2nd on final stage is their goal
>>157121786In Burgerland Phil Ligett is still commentating
I am officially a mads-maniac
So no one told you life was gonna be this wayYour ride's a joke, you're broke, your watts are DOAIt's like you're always stuck in second gearAnd when it hasn't been your dayYour weekYour monthOr even your year
Carapaz beat Contador's record on Croix de Fer by 2 minutes. He must be doping too
>>157121792Will you ride on paths gravel and muddy tracks? Because if you won't, or only do very little, then no point because it's noticably slower. Wider nobly tyres, more up right position, often heavier too. You can get pouches to fit onto a road bike for long rides to store food and whatever so fittings from a gravel bike are more for substantial loads instead of 3-4hr necessities. Pretty much all road bikes have disc brakes so you've got clearance for bigger tyres which makes it more comfortable and you can do a bit of gravel paths on those tyres but nothing substantial. Ideally if you can get 32mm tyres if they fit, that's the best case and that'll be smooth and versatile. Tubless is obviously no tube, the tyre latches onto the rim and it's filled with latex liquid to fill punctures. Only ever got 1 puncture over 10 years with a TLR set up. Notably more on tube set up. You just have to maintain it because the fluid thickens and drys over time but it's not hard at all. Decent tyres are a must though, idk what is the current meta but a good tyre makes a very big difference in handling and grip.Gravel bikes are a bit of a meme, usually best for people who are only doing gravel or riding slow, like boomers or commuters. 4hr ride with someone on a road bike, you will absolutely feel it's slower.
>>157121901You could see the flags its just a tailwind nothing else
>>157121948Took me a minute but the right is Algarve palmares
>>157121966Arrest that man!
Pogacar attacks on Galibier?
Verstrynge has been one of the biggest dissapointments to me this tdf
>>157121966*bonk*
I'm so tired of German TV whining about the best riders and team winning and dominating all climbs. Shut the fuck up already and go watch a charity race then.This kind of mindset is why our riders are trash, no fucking fierce mentality.
Col du Galibier from Valloire record:48:05 - TdF 2007 (Juan Mauricio Soler)Kind of a random record for such an important TdF climb
>>157121982>>157121966he was pushed
>>157121966HEEM'D
>>157121966Find that manTo the gulag with him
>>157121966looks like he was pushed by the woman behind him
>>157122006Are you watching ARD again?
My theory is that UAE chase when Kuss and Jorgenson are in the break
>>157121966Maybe the guy lost his balance or didn't see the car at all. It happens. Riders directly behind a car in a dense crowd like this have it coming. Use your fucking brain then for thinking instead of braking with it.
>>157122012>he was pushedFind that man as wellTo the gulag with them
>>157122006meds, all they were saying was that the breakaway doesn't have enough distance from the peloton right now to challenge at the end
>>157122027I can't watch Eurosport over Internet cause of Jews.
>>157122038Pretty sure these cars have some sort of safety feature that auto breaks
>>157122047Skill Issue
>>157122031>Jorgenson It's Jorgenson. They hate him. Fair because Jorgenson always shits on them and winds up poogacar. Still petty though.
>>157122040It's a thinly veiled whine buddy and later on Poorian Nass will openly whine about Pogi greedy winning stages like he isn't allowed to chase and set records. Fucking boomer cunt.
>>157121966Imagine if a piece of the glass got in his eye. He was very lucky
>>157122024FIND HER
>>157122080Imagine if you don't ride ten centimetres behind a car during a bike race with crowds and twisty unpredictable roads.
>>157122076just enjoy the time without the ultra politically correct boomer
>>157122050What does it change ? Rubio should have been cautious, whether the car braked automatically or not.
>>157122031Ayuso in the break isn’t helping
Jumbo Pissma desperate for a stage win. But they are on Pogis list
>>157122140They don't have one yet right? Lmao with or without the washed fish they will finish without one. That whole team should retire.
>>157122155The TTT was a win and it trumps anything PooAE have done this tour. It was a brilliant ride from the team.
>>157122166TTs aren't stages they're specials.
Mads is a good green jersey winner
The GOAT Physique
That's a big knife
Supreme
luv mads simple as
Pedersen should win supercombatif
Best Teeth on the Tour?
>>157122197Apparently it's a real knife.>The Opinel Roundabout: The giant Opinel knife, measuring 3.83 meters in length, is the largest in the world! The very year it was created, it was listed in the Guinness Book of Records.
>>157122302>>157122197What is it used for? Could you cut a tree with it?
>>157121118Sky were min maxing for 5% gains against cavemen like Quintana and Rigoberto URAN and we (the French and non-Brits) were all outraged and seething. Now we have Pog Vingo and even Remco literally flying up all of these monumental climbs and generating power numbers that make Froome's look beyond pedestrian.
>>157122274nah, Kuss wins that one
>>157122315I don't know, but I need the giant saucisson it was made for.
>>157122315Maybe they can used it for executions by folding it close
blythe is such a sycophantic arse licking cunt
>parrot-painter
>>157122197hey I lost my opinel
pcs down?
I feel like what Evenepoel is doing has been going a bit under the radar. If Pogacar is pas normal, then what do we make of the guy regularly smashing him in time trials and beating Armstrong's Alpe d'Huez time?
>>157122445He didn't even beat Ullrich, who was clean.
Del Toro in the black bibs instead of the full whiteAnother psych out from UAE or is he shitting himself too
>>157122473I'm cracking. A cold on.
>>157122445His come up this year has been impressive. Beating poogacar in the TT isn't *that* impressive considering how much work Remco puts into the discipline. His TT set up looks considerably better than poogacar's. But he still lost 2:30 yesterday. Which of course is an obscene amount of time.
>>157122445I saw Remco Evenepoel at a Spar in Belgium three weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like frozen vol au vent boxes in his hands without paying.
>>157122190Woke up this morning, started to sneezeHad a cigarette and a cup of teaI looked in the mirror, what did I see?A nine stone weakling with knobbly kneesI did my knees bend, press ups, touched my toesHad another sneeze and I blew my noseI looked in the mirror at my pigeon chestI had to put on my clothes because it made me depressed
imagine not giving a cute fille a bidon
>>157122445We already squeaked about him 2 years ago
I suppose the benefit of Visma collapsing with a lack of performance is Brennan can finally attend the tour next year. He's going to the vuelta. If they go for another GC at the tour next year without Brennan they deserve what they get. Losing Kooij was a massive hit too, he could have come in clutch this tour.
>>157122554Fake times like LaPlagne 5y ago
There's literally nothing Visma can do to ever win againArmirail and Campenarts can pull on the flat/false flats for about 15 minutes then they drop back and are donePollit, Wellens and McNulty will pull for 30 minutes, fall back for 15 minutes, then come back to the front and do it again
>>157122534first time I saw that meme it was about the porn star Lisa Ann and I was soooo confused
You cannot tell me you cannot believe that Mad P cannot win MSR and Roubaix and Flanders next year
>>157122190>The GOAT Physiqueimpressive how keeps getting away with it>>157122523>But he still lost 2:30 yesterday. Which of course is an obscene amount of time.Remco didn't go all out; he kept today's stage in mind and simply defended his second place taking the least amount of risk. He has nothing to prove other than taking that second place.
>>157122651I guess MSR and Roubaix are possible on peak form, no chance to follow Pogacar in Flanders. He already had a chance in 25 PR before the flat.
>>157122445if Remco wasn't hindered by motos he would have gone some 20s faster in the end
If TNT can stop shilling the golf during the race that's be really nice.
Pascal KWABckermann
it's over
>Just saw 3 blackpipo in the crowd for the first time ever
>>157122534I sprint raced Jordi Meeus uphill in my city in the centre a few months back, the day before Brussels cycling classic and I was wearing shorts and boots and riding a vintage bike but I was able to sit in his wheel for a little bit. He didn't like that so he pulled off a crazy maneuver overtaking a car while a bus was coming up ahead. He squeezed himself through it, barely made it and the bus honked. Luckily I didn't try to follow him because if I had, I would've been unironically dead. >tfw Jordi Meeus tried to kill you
ALLEZ V.P.P.
Spotted two negros in the crowdTime for a new sport
>>157122758sounds threatening with all these bloody children handprints
>>157122761I have some bad news bert
EF wins again the ugliest team color and helmet award
Ayuso bitching and moaning once again
>>157122825Nah the pink shirt is great and the helmet is not for fashion
Ayuso will be caught, then he will refuse to work for Skjelly, then he will fall down the peloton and slurp as long as he can, before he finishes like 20th on the stage.
>>157122850He'll be at movistar within a few years wasting away his years. The Cian path.
>>157122860Tiberi-Cian-Achoos trident
Come on Décathlon just do something
Discovered the mute button on the streams. I mute as soon as blythe gets his screen time. Far more relaxing than seething every half hour he appears.>>157122868The interviews after it all goes wrong would be brilliant. Enough cope to fuel a generation.
>>157121917New Crux is literally a Tarmac with more tire clearance. Put road tires on it and it will be just as fast as Tarmac would be. >>157121792>>157121606Do you have gravel paths/roads around you? Do your frens ride gravel? If the answer to either is yes then I'd recommend a race oriented gravel bike. You can put road tires on it and it'll ride basically like a road bike but you also have the option of putting on gravel tires and doing either fully gravel or mixed tarmac/gravel rides. Depending on where you live it can open up a lot of new routes. You're looking at 56 cm frames.
>>157122651He choked MSR several times got beaten in sprint by pogacar (he even had leadout)
It's looking like it's going to rain
>>157122892Thanks guys, looks like it’ll be canyon in this price range, bunch of ugly bikes tho ngl
Ayuso is a retard
Attaque du carapaz
Carapaz trying way too hard
>>157122974he's coming back tho
Carapaz thinning the group at 65km. Good job you fucking mongoloid, it worked so well yesterday when you did it at 10km
>AyyusoFrom podium contender to dropped in the breakaway
>Tête de la Kuss
>kwabyuso
>>157123002Le soulleee xD
>new Merckx finally appears>he's a twink heh so random zoomer from literally where>sport is somehow even more cancerous and dedlol
Paul Seixas weakmind
>>157123002he's already won a stage, now he wants to be sure of the mountain jersey. Others might sprint voor Galibier, highest point in the tour = 5000 euro bonus
>>157123002>Le sudaca passion dude, who cares if it's retarded!!
>>157123002He is genuinely one of the dumbest riders in the peloton.
>According to France Télévisions, the route of this final stage could be modified at the last minute for security reasons.>The passage through Montmartre is reportedly threatened due to a lack of police officers to secure the race.
>>157123025He can also pull a gap here and then some more in the downhill which gives him a nice buffer on the final climb its the logical move
Does drinking beer at 2,600 meters get you drunker?
>>157123046How do you not know whether you have enough police much further in advance
>>157123025He attacked with 5km to the peak and has by far the best uphill sprint in this group. Now there are fewer people to take turns and people will be less willing to now that they know he'll just attack once they've put in an effort for him
>>157123078Fires maybe
Pidcock already dropping
>>157123078they're french
>>157123078They dont know how many fans show up
>commentator mentioned gaygunhart
>>157123070Obviously, the lack of oxygen makes you dizzier.
Slurping pace in peloton. Seixas disappointing
So burrito is going to pull for poogacar considering they have no one left after grosshartner?
who will crash on the descent?
>>157123099I should go live in the mountains it would save me money.
Okay after looking at Del Toro's face there he's not wearing the black bibs to psych out the other teams, he's 100% shitting himself as I type thisIf Paul attacks he has the white jersey for sure
lmao
>>157123116hoping for pogacar
>>157123116Kuss trying to keep up with Carapaz
Simmons pas normal
Domestique pogi is kinda weird ngl
5 grand have a lot more purchasing power in Ecuador
>>157123133Really need to see liquid shit trickling down one of the PooAE's legs by the end of the tour. If we don't they're using butt plugs CONFIRMED.
Golden spoon for Torito
what is the plan for Pogodcar today
Pog almost dropping Del Toro, kek
>>157123145all prize money is shared among the team riders and staff
Pogengine on
>Del turdo
>>157123145the team gets it
>skjelly
Pogi please slow down poooggiiii slloooowww dooowwwnnn
Paul looks absolutely fucked
Seixas attacking on Sarenne would be epic sauce.
Isaac del KWABo
>>157122190
Skjeldropped
legitimately funny him constantly looking behind while drinking to check if he accidentally dropped Del Toro
BREAKING NEWS: ARENSMAN DOWN
Seixass is getting the podium
Del Toro is 100% done He's gonna lose 2 minutes, maybe more if Remco goes on an autistic attack and Paul can wheel suck
>>157123178You wish, but it will never happen. 4th or 5th by drafting is the best he can do right now.
>>157123213Remco and Paul need to create a pact to try and fuck over the burrito.
>>157123221Remco has a pact with pogi already, why would he care about breaking torito
>>157123216idk, burrito is looking to be in the ropes. He should attack, maybe with Remco.
"Team Picnic"...what do they do?
Del Toro losing contact
>>157123237Nothing. Terrible team, hope they get demoted soon, I'm embarrassed by them
>>157123237losing their licence
>>157120987Same energy
>>157123243Onley fucked them and himself by moving. 4th last year. Now he's nowhere to be seen. It was obviously a terrible move. The worst part is they did really well supporting him last year and the team looked quite strong. Had heard they treat their riders poorly and they're too strict though.
Wtf Ayuso chomping out? Conquistador genes kicking in against that Incan fuck?
i think seixas should try tomorrow, not today
>>157123221he can't even pact with himself
>100 kmh descent with heavy windsScary
I hope this is the first and last Tour where Pogacar has to babysit someone else while in the yellow jersey
Will Pog pull the rest of the stage for a burned out Bull?
The Welsh commentators sound uncannily like Sean Kelly and Rob Hatch
If poogacar is indeed going for the stage and does actually win I am unsure if I can control my emotions. It would be an outrageous obnoxious display of dope.
>>157123299chute arensman
>>157123299>100 kmh descenThe cars and motorbikes following them actually take real risks, it's a little miracle that we never saw a crash.
>fake sheep
>>157123348He just wants it more than the rest of the pedalton
>>157123331Once it's 100% clear that Paul is taking the white PEDgacar will take off to spite Kuss and Visma
>>157123372It's not that fast for the cars only thing they have to watch out for is brake fade which they can avoid with engine braking.
>>157123390He'll get a rope from the team car and tow the burrito 2 minutes ahead of Paul, whilst also winning the stage of course. There is no end to this arrogant cunt.
Surprised Caraspaz isn't on the black list considering he cost burrito the giro. No way Yates wins if burrito wasn't with Capaspaz.
>>157123348Word's out that Montmartre won't be a part of tomorrow's stage so there's a good chance we'll see him attack. Otherwise he's a pussy bitch domestique.
What’s the race situation why is pogacar gently pulling the gc
>>157123393Yes and no, they have to keep pace with the cyclists which is nothing like the pace of a 1.5 ton vehicle, it can be tricky.
>>157123407I wouldn't put it past him to sticky bottle Del Toro up the entire ascent then get interviewed completely fresh faced talking about how much he loves Isaac and would do anything for him
>>157123448he's trying to secure Toro's podium
>>157123479
Anyone else think Pogacar and Del Toro relationship is kinda sus? Like do you think Urksa is getting jealous at all?
Ajooose ruining the break by whining about the others not pulling, while skipping pulls.
No outside of Paris depart tomorrow Montmartre might still be part of the circuit
>>157123479By riding hard on the downhill and valley? Is there anyone in the break threatening his place? Makes no sense him riding hard whilst everyone in the group is resting. He must be going for the stage surely.
>>157123498they share doping secrets, so they have to support eachother. Probably some obscure mexican shit
>>157123498https://x.com/mou55981652/status/2080772901385478483
>>157123498Not really? Outside Pogs fake smiles and highfives at the end of stages they don't seem particularly close.
>>157123509by pulling he's kinda deters attacks from others
rate this TDF /10For me, it's been a 8/10, pretty comfy despite the lack of competition in the GC. Most of the stages have been entertaining at least, and seeing these records get broke has been pretty cool to see. Yeah Pogi just dominating everyone else does kind of suck, but at the same time we're not likely to see a guy like this for a long time once he's done cycling.
>>1571235424/10 it was over at stage 3
>>1571235425/10
>>157123479That's gay
>>157123524Doubt Paul attacks on the valley, this must be the stage. And even if Paul does attack then poogacar has his number on the flat anyway.
>>157123518that guy sounds gay as fuck
>>1571235422024 is still the best recent TdF this one gets a solid 7 as I watched almost all stages.I think the heatwave of week 1 deprived us of alot of performance
>>157123554>And even if Paul does attack then poogacar has his number on the flat anyway.That's what rusbert is saying genius.
>>1571235424/10, not the worst ever but just very mediocre, not a lot of excitement Would be 2 or 3 without Grug's win (yes I am biased)
>>157123542i don't like vingegaard, and i absolutely despise visma, but vingegaard's crash was unfortunate for the tour. it killed the third week completely.6/10
You absolutely know there is gay lust fanfic being written right now about Del Toro and Pog. I bet sex ass even has a cameo
>>157123563Yeah Mou has lost the plot in his gay cuck posting
>>157123542Solid 10 EF boys working hard everyday and getting somethingJonas dramaRemco being goodPogi being greatMads having funFights for podium on the last stage
>>157123542meh, 6/10
>pogiwinslol
Is burrito like a cool guy in real life, group leader type of guy, someone you'd want to impress? What does pogachud gain from being this subservient to him, we got the point already when he gifted him a stage.
>>157123575But Paul attacking in the valley is an advantage for PooAE because he wastes energy. If they're going for GC then I'd invite the attack from Paul on the valley, which obviously won't come because it's a retarded idea, because then poogacar can bring him back. So really poogacar is riding for no reason in the valley unless he wants the stage.
>>157123563he has issues about women at the very least
Sexias status?CAN he finish in 3rd?>>157120427>what's the fuck is his problemHis problem is that no one knocked his lights out in a long time.>>157120987>fun policeLMAO
>>157123591Based cyclismo enjoyer
>Vuelta podium in 2022>Giro winner 2019>Vuelta winner 2023>Giro winner 2022TdF breakaways mog the Giro
>>1571235962bh I think he's just seeking new challenges to entertain himself. it's like new gimmick playthrough for him
>>157123596He's a cuck bitch faggot. In the giro he was caged to team orders which cost him the race. He was bitching out in interviews saying he agrees with his team that he was being too aggressive. But he clearly had the legs would have won at least once stage if he followed Carapaz, who he was inevitably fighting with over GC and lost GC because of.
Allez Sexass. Now's the moment.
The Seixas experiment is over
How doped is Prodhomme
R E M C OE MCO
Pogacar just trying to get his boy home
Dictator Pogacar
>>157123542>and seeing these records get broke has been pretty cool to seeVery American of you. It reminds me the olympic tourist who only watch the games to see the records being broken, and they consider it a bad event if there's none.
>>157123639It has only begun, he's still young and can improve another 10 % over winter.
>>157123629this. it's just a nice diversion for pogi.
>ad breakFuxk you France tv
>>157123596Maybe he'll get even more shekels from UAE if he pulls him trough
>>1571235422/10, one of the worst in recent memoryLe Dopeur domination, 0 GC tension Fishboy crash Lipowitz crashDoping suspicion false flags without any impact
Jonas not being here is criminal but also glad he’s suffering
*rides on Del Toro's wheel* *takes a big sniff* Yep pooAE are done
>>157123667lol
Break's advantage is tumbling. Stage is well and truly on the table now.
>>157123667You don’t have ad free government tv?
>Kuss about to get kwabbed again;_;
pogi is just like me when im doing a casual 250-300w zone 2 effort and having a bunch of mouth breathers slurping behind me
>>157123693Only after 8 PM
Casual reminder that this is not an uphill finish
>>157121606Been causally looking into bikes lately and the prices are so fucking idiotic. It's like the whole industry decided to clown on me personally.>>157121792Modern, state-of-the-art gravels are more like monster-cross frankensteins rather than relaxed-roadie-with-extra-wide-tyres, mind you.If you're not intending to go off to some sort of fire roads and woodland paths, a regular endurance road bike should suffice, at least that's the conclusion I made for the bikes I am considering. Enduroads should still fit ca. 30-35 tyres, no?
>>157123667ouais trouvez vous du budgetils s'en excusent en plus>allez, promis c'est la dernière
>>157123667>>157123693Is that a thing?
Casual thumbs up with absolutely zero signs of tiredness. Just bizzare.
>>157123721Sporza streams TdF with no ads
Kuss will get caught anyway. No chance pogachud lets Visma win a stage.
>>157123710It is an uphill finish, but not on the pass. The last 3 kms are the same as yesterday.
>>157123721There’s only ads between shows here and the ads have to be goverment approved for “our total well being”
If Seixas doesn't attack in Sarenne I will be a hater for his whole career
>>157123741this TdF is almost a complete disaster for Visma. TTT win softens the blow a bit
>>157123741but he can't drop toro!
>>157123596Pog’s fans are all nonwhite so he’s trying to shore up his base as well as gain new defenders in Latin America who will come to his aid in comment sections when he is accused of dopage
>>157123702Kuss me bert
Was the badger an attacking rider?
Hopefully Decathlon put R&D money into a more aero bike, helmet, shoes and glasses for next year
Allez Kussen
>>157123766>nonwhite fansThat's Remco fans, not Pogacar
>>157123741Nah mission Del Torro is now what matters
webm of pogi's death stare?
>>157123721Yes, although you have to put up with Florian Naß.
>>157123770They need to work on securing Paul for the rest of his career first. If they lose Paul the team is fucked. The sport is fucked if he goes to PooAE or visma.
Zommie just casually dragging the race up horse category again , very normal
>>157123721Yes, our public channel NOS just broadcasts the TdF for free, no ads
Why do teams keep a rider out the front until they're burnt out? For example, Tadej kept Yates out until he was done. Wouldn't it be smarter to rotate him and Gross so they can take short rests between pulls?
>Remco casually spits on a kidLol
hope pogi's pedal breaks and he chutes face frist in the ground
>>157123770I'd put most of the budget into undetectable electric engines.
>>157123782true, they seem very red
>>157123766>amerimutt kike trying to do racewarskill yourself you dirty kike and get out of our thread
>last stage will be 89km Paris critériumKino
>stage 21 shortened with the start moved to the Champs-Élysées
sex
>>157123805There's so much dope in his spit, that kid will win the TdF in the future
>>157123813>>157123814gregoire time has come
>>157123814including montmartre?
>>157123822that‘s a man
>>157123813crit racing might get some all out kino
>>157123814
>>157123808The more aero the frame, the wider the fork, the bigger the magnets you can hide for magic wheels
>>157123814No Montmartre kino?
Last stage officially modified because of lack of emergency responders (ongoing forest fire in southern France)Start from champs elyseesOnly around 130 kmMontmartre climbed preserved
>>157123825Yes
>>157123825it’s not cancelled yet officially as of now
Mmmmh the sweet slurping sounds of this stage. Marvellous.
>lack of police and firefighting forces
attaque seixas
Decathlon upped the pace
>>157123845>Montmartre climbed preservedNice
Get fucked pooAE. Pual attacks while Del Toro shits in his black bibs
>>157123866>sexxass>8===D
Nice work Paul you've fucked it
Tomorrow grug win confirmed.
do something sexass
My gf keeps calling Kuss the Pigeon of Durango.
kuss can't win
the hell is this disgusting plebian road
Seixas looks cooked
At least they try thats enough for me
are pocket pogachussy available on alibaba when you need a pick me up?
Pogi is just gonna catch them again and win the queen stage isn't he
>>157123899No but you can get a poogacar pop toy
>>157123888I call him the jumbo burger
Pogacar just being there is funny like he’s larping as a mortal
>>157123891It's called sovl
Three Decathlon rider pulling*La Marseillaise sounds in the distance
>>157123893Yeah but it seems like he always looks near death
burrito just needs to attack and get it over with. Sick of it.
slelly suffering
Seixas isn't worthy of Prodhomme
too bad for seixas
Sexass gigacooked
Pog wins lol pooAE keep the white jerseyGenuinely the worst way to end this stage
>>157123891for the German tv preview shot a few weeks ago the crew had to pack the bike in the car and had 3 peeps clearing rocks from the road with one guy driving and following them
>>157123936he’s 19 cut him some slack
Gay and boring stage
gap already < 2 min. it's over (again)
Comeon Remkang, test the fraud
Third week of his first Tour (first grand tour even) at 19. It's normal
So Remco and Carapaz will sprint for the stage
>>157123957tour*
could a """"pure"""" belgian blood team defeat pogi/uae?
It's Seixover
>>157123966*sport
>>157123964And you've brought us back down to earth. It's true. He showed great signs this tour. Really impressive overall.
>>157123955
Carapaz better not let the anglos win
LMFAO
KUSSUSS
>>157123973No, they tried and it almost destroyed quickstep
>>157123988
He merely needs 24 seconds to get ahead of Del Toro, but Pogchamp won't allow it.
Dont think this slow cooking is working you want a quick jump to get away from Torito
>>157123978Sunglasses has ruined the sport, they used to be able to look into other riders souls
>seixasit's bullying at this point
SEIXAS DROPPED
>>157124006...
official press release
Sexy ass killed by his own team the Ineos special
French bros its over
Why does Visma only have 'slow and steady' riders? The German commentators have said this about every single one of their riders. Do they just not train explosiveness or is it a hiring strategy?
Lenny prodigeee
>>157123976correct
c‘est fini…
Ogre
Cool that sexyass went for it even thought it looked like he felt bad.
polka dot secured, btw
>>157123973on one day races we still got it, tours never
>>157124031Gay
>he parked his moto in the middle of curve What a retard
Imagine being dropped by Martinez of all guys.
>>157124054>the last great
Is Pog seething?
>>157124031Wait they are doing the presentation before the stage? Wtf is this?
Ayuso better drop back and help Skelly
is that Lenny holding on? Massive mistake by Lidl of their yesterday plans
>>157124074I don't think he is strong enough to lift me in the first place
>>157124086plan is working?
>Ayuso
>>157124088They always do that...
>>157124091he's dropping back alright
>>157124088Government showing off that they care about the plebs, but also not really.
>>157124088they do all kind of parade shit usually in the first part of the stage before they reach Paris, so this is it instead
Based cararat never say die
Peaked too early.Beat burrito, lipowitz and ayuso in itzulia.Beat skjelly in fleche wallone.Beat remco in LBL.That's a good season.
>>157124109I thought they mean the yellow jersey presentation podium ect
>>157124118proper racer
>>157124118Carapaz is climber version Remco
4th in the tour is a great result for anyone especially for a 19 year old
>>157124123It was a late announcement too IIRC. He's done well.
Where is all the fans?Mountain is empty
Did they ever catch the guy that caged mcnulty? Or will the French let him get away with itM
>>157124151they probably closed off the climb
>>157124123He had a fucked tdf prep too after that crash .
>>157124151The commentators was just explaining it now Bert.
The downhill for this climb gotta be scary with a road like that
>>157124151col is too small
Leave Pogacar to me
>>157124151Govt has aaays up there
Decided when I retire I’m gonna become a tour character lads.Dress like a wizard and harass riders
Seixas pulling the lidl shitters lol man fuck that team
>>157124180Not really, descent to the ski resort is really short and not that steep.
boring ass stage
>>157124202>when I retireSince when did you get a job?
>>157124192Just ban the fatties, then their would be plenty of room
>>157124202I'm gonna be the guy who uses a blow dart to dose riders I don't like with PEDs
CAM ON SEPP
NO WAY BACK ANYMORE
Kussen better dedicate the win to Jonas
>"he is le GOAT xDD"
>>157124254God I hate visma
>>157124250>>157124202Join my albanian heavies who are on standby on every mountain stage with bats and tyre irons.
>>157124254you can't go back in any race though. it's against the rules
>am*rican winning a stagewait a minute surely we can't let him do that
do the lidl niggers know Martinez is in front? it’s their gc to you know
is this hardest stage in some time or whatnot many triple hc stages. 5450m elevation
Those roads are still nicer than what I ride on almost daily lol
>>157124254Are you ever allowed to ride back towards the peloton?
>Gr. KWAB
#NotMyGoat
>>157124284they're both dead
>>157124292Yeah, after crossing the finish line.
>>157124304Crap, he's not making it, innit.
I feel like everyone forgot that Kuss won a grand tour less than 3 years ago
That road though.... Single lane, no barriers or anything, descent at 70kmh...
>>157124319All 3 of the guys in front are GT winners.
>fresh tarmac AFTER the descendwhat did they mean by this?
>>157124304Sexyass making sure Lidl does not lose the team GC
Tete de la course always up there, you have to give it to him
>>157124340Just a little trolling
>>157124319No? But he's been mostly fraudulent since.
>>157124340This is the descend from the other side though!!
>>157124319>wongifted you mean
>>157124319I forgot that Kuss supposedly won a GT stage two months ago.
Seixas better not lose 4th place to el rato Martinez
>>157124340They know Pogs bike handling is terrible and were hoping he'd chute on it
Finally some spectators
>>157124381But Lenny is the real French GC hope
French commentator called carapaz a leech
looks like a better behaved mong pit
Who is ALDO?
>>157124405they hate him now after yesterday
>ynr VINGEGAARD, Jonas
>>157124411aldo, eh?
CHUTE
chute Kuss?
CHUTE KUSS
Noooooo Kussen
>>157124319""""""""""""""Won"""""""""""""""""
jesus fucking christ
>>157124408Who? Jalabert? Fuck him and fuck France TV, they were disgusting yesterday, I switched to a TNT stream. Still much gaslighting, but not that nasty snarkiness.
no way he does it again... right? gap is too long... isn't it?
>Kussen
KWAB
jfc
HOLY
Kuss almost died there
Imagine if no barrier lmao
>>157124466Hij ging even de grond kussen Michel
almost died there
Is kuss drunk?
What a retard
>kuss>vismalmao
Omg god cursed kuss
Sums up visma in recent years
PISSSSMAA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
LMAO
SEPP KEK
What the hell...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S FUCKING OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the hell is he doing?
TVD(total Visma death) lol
NA sisters.. we're fucked
kwab
WHAT HAPPENED WITH KUSS?!
absolute kino
>>157124513Finding a way back
>>157124274Fuck the AlbosTerrible cocaine
jonas must be rolling in his grave
SLOME DUIKELAARTEAM VISMA DUIKELAARS
we almost watched a man die
Seriously at this point, the Pissma sponsoring is a curse.
That was close thougheverbeit, so glad Sepp is alive
Why are Pissma riders so prone to CRASHING?There is something wrong with that team, it's everyone of their riders.
>>157124254W-what are they going to do to him?
almost fell to his death here wew
Kek three feet away from goodnight vienna
At least it's another based EF win even if rato is a dirtbag racer.>>157124529I'll make sure to let them know. They won't appreciate that.
a shame he didn't crash in the danish corner
>>157124536they deserve it, shit company
Once you have a bad crash the adrenaline takes over and you're completely done and will crash againHis Kussey will be sweaty
Sepp CURSED
>>157124552A gentleman would have waited
>>157124459Nah the other guy, Jalabert corrected him and said he wasn’t a leech but a warrior
>>157124574it's CaraRAT you're talking about
He's a stupid far left spastic anyway. It's better this way.
Visma is nothing without JumboRemove Dutch sponsor from Dutch team and they become shit
>>157124574German commentary said this is not how Carapaz would want to win LMAO
ATTAQUE REMCO
allez, Remco
Don't dare to think where Pidcock will be end of the day. Top 10 in major doubt I feel.
>>157124595he doesn't give a fuck 2bh
>del Toro
Surely he can take 7 minutes from here
babysitter mode on
I don't know how yet, but I chose to believe that disk brakes and tubeless are the reason KUSSEN fell.
GRINNING
ALLEZ REMKINGALLEZ ALLEZ
Hope Pogi at least get to plapp his bussy with the amount of work he's putting in
stop with this dorito bullshit. fuck mexico
Remco dropping pogi
>Pog doesn't even careHilarious
>>157124595I think if you let Carapaz pick out of a hundred ways to win, "the rider in front of him crashing into a ditch and dying" would be a likely choice.
Remco TDF 2027 winner incoming
>>157124595How do you get to be a commentator when you're this clueless? My condolences Germberts for being stuck with such commentating.
>>157124648Me on the right
Just fuck off Pog just follow Remco
God, I miss Jonas
Pogi probably seething he has to babysit cooked del Toro
>>157124637If Burrito doesn't close every grug attack tomorrow and in Montreal he's dead to me
The issue with this is it's completely destroying what the sport is mean to be. This is a disrespect to the race and the sport. To not stick with 2nd as he attack and to babysit your doofus team mate, not a good look this.
Pogi is washed
>>157124644yes and yes, rim gives you much more controland turning with lower psi is also a lot worse
>>157124585Are all americans bar Simmons mindfucked lefties?
Give us an oldschool Tour with 150+km of total TT and i Remco will take it.
>>157124702Nah this doped fuck doesn't give a shit, he's just doing his gay lil sidequests
Pog wasted at least 3 stage wins because of Bull
>>157124706come on, don't pretend you wouldn't squeak if he decided to win the stage here
>>157124725No he doesn't
>>157124723Not sure about the rest of them. Sean Quinn probably is because he's on EF. No idea about Jorgenson or mcnuggets.
>>157124552Think he pooped his bibs a tit there? I know I would.
>>157124723Jorg is kinda based 2bh
>Sepp Ku22
Remco this tour>2 wins>2nd GC>beat Pog in a sprint>dropped Pog on a mountain
el Rato ecuadoriano wins
Mmmh tell me, what was Remco plan there?
>>157124732I would of course but this is pretty disrespectful. He's giving over 30 seconds to remco in 2nd. Looks terrible for the sport. Looks terrible for disrespecting remco. I know it's all principle and makes no difference but still.
ECUADOR
What a shit stage
EF 2 - Pissma 0
>polka dot wins a mountain stageK I N O
kekking at Martinez in the back dying while they're frolicking around
>>157124732I love squeaking, though
What a gay finish
Does Remco think he's won the stage?
Remco DROPPED Pogacar and gained 30s on him. Good sign for next year!
We need full strength movistar back to chase down any ratapaz attaques out of spite
They almost kissed there these two fags, can't believe I'm saying it but I miss Vingegaard.
Frogbros we have been exposed again
Pogi loves del Toro, what a great guy
FINALLY a proper KOM win
>>157124787This is what I mean. Cheapening the sport and disrespecting the competitors. Absolutely grim display of arrogance.
>>157124787Are they making fun of Lenny?
>>157124787Achooso seething
pure faggotry. the bull will be fucking urska for pogi
>pog and toro doing bullhorns togetherCUTE
Stage with 5500 vertical meters won by the rider in the polka dots kino well deserved bravo Carapaz
>>157124787G A YRINDR
im happy for cararat he always delivers kino just like Vino back in the days
Literally gave up the stage and slurped just so they could do that gay little quirky pose together for the UAE social media pageGay fucking sport
>>157124787Gayest maillot jaune celebration of all time. Imagine Eddy Merckx doing this shit.
>>157124820That particular activity is reserved for girmay
>Skjelly towing Ayuso
>>157124548Cervelo bikes are death traps. Many people are saying this.
>>157124787Cute and canon
>>157124818>Del Toro>ToroBert...
>>157124787Gey ses later tonight
>>157124799he's a moral winner alright
>>157124824Get the FUCK out of my sport and my general you cuck ass american
>>157124848That dude can't catch a break
GayPlease Vingo come back
top 10
An EF win is a win for ciclismo
Pogi is farming postive karma
>>157124848>That particular activity is reserved for girmaytoppest kek
Orla is showing less skin than yesterdayAs if today couldn't get any worse
>>157124881No. cringeshaart death is good. poogacar needs to fuck off. Then the sport becomes what it's meant to be once again. Actual fight for wins, toe to toe, exciting racing. Not as if he could do a single thing anyway.
Berts on this very /cyc/ missing Jonas huhNever thought i would see the day
>>157124900When she was wearing those green shorts on the mountain back drop she looked like a super bratty slut phwoar
Did Del Toro work just for 1s for Pogacar this Tour?
>>157124787comicale
>>157124888One more mountain stage and Lenny would be the best Frenchman
Memco dumb as a brick, instead of going for it he wheelsucked most of the last part.
>>157124899Check'em, also duality of ciclismo.
While the chance that Pogi slips on the cobbles and loses 5 min is low its is never zero
>>157124917Pics
Remco dropped Pogacar today. That's a fact
remceau realizing he could have won this stage if he attaque'd earlier
>>157124911With Jonas in the race the slovenian lab rat is forced to show just how doped up he is
you know where they don't do a lot of doping tests? Ecuador
Lenny is cute and french cycling is the strongest it has been in a life time.
Lenny 5th in GC has to be the most unexpected part of this race. He has never had the consistency for 3 weeks. Even if he got some break freebies, I'd never expect him to not randomly lose 30 min in a stage.
>over 20 minutes to 10thThat is a ridiculous amount of time. Imagine standing on the side of the road for 20 minutes and only 8 riders pass.
>>157124955Nah he dropped del taco, Pogi just stayed with his buttbuddy
>>157124899Bravo Nolan
>didn't win shit>good enoughgay
>>157124961good that the Tour de France has no stages in Ecuador this year then
>>157124967He's not cute and he's Spanish not French.
>>157124961By default, you have to assume that everyone in the top 10 is cheating. The amount of cheating is what determines the order.
better luck next time
Safety net hero of the day thanks ASO
Praying for a "screw the fatties" alliance tomorrow. Give me Grug vs Memco vs Pogi.
>pidcock secured 9thWhat a brilliant race he's had.
>>157124982He dropped Pogacar and gained 30 seconds. Facts don't care about your feelings
>>157124961and how is that relevant?
Dang it really is ayusover huh
>>157125013It's around the champs, not the cool route anymore because they don't have enough firefighters if you could believe it.
>>157124955Remco observed that pogaychud and dicktorrid were too busy playing with each other so he just rode away in disgust.
>>157125039It's the same route, they just don't start outside of Paris
salutsee you next year fellow /tdf/ourists
>>157124888GC
>>157124919I like how condescending the head pats and over the top congratulations for getting carried to the line are.
>>157125022peaked in ‘22
Why Pog loves Toro so much? There must be some hidden lore
>>157125062Really? BIG if true. I thought they said it's just the champs. That is a major relief.
>>157125013Ganna, Grug, Pederson and Pog Remco will get dropped at 10k to go
>>157124919
>>157125068Real tourists watch the last stage and ask why no GC rider is attacking on the Champs
>>157125068Won’t stick around tomorrow for defilé stage?
>>157125013Grug has had 3 hours in the grupetto to come with a winning strategy for tomorrow. I put my full trust in him, Remkek is too skinny and pogaychud will get champagne drunk with his lover.
>>157125068stay for tomorrow, it's probably gonna be kino, I wish they freeze gc times like last year so we can get proper racing
>>157125078After dealing with ayuso del Toro must be a breath of fresh air
>>157125078Conspiracy theory I chose to believe is they see themselves as the antithesis to Lance and act as such to not draw negative attention. Lance had a lot of fiery relationships. poogacar is just le loveable kind nice guy. Even gianetti puts on exaggerated smiles and a soft demeanour. All in contrast to Lance, except the performances are even more absurd.
Pog should go all in tomorrow. I think he really wants to win at the Champs-Élysées
Seixas is wrong sized for a GC winner.
Nice from Pogi to drag the bull to finish but man, he could have 2+ more wins this tour if he just went. I guess positive karma still counts more, idk.
>>157125127He needs 1 and 21 I think still
>>157125127It'll be harder to do than last year though. Last Montmartre is 12k from the finish instead of 4k
>>157125074Martinez being down only 1m06s on Seixas on the final GC was something few Seixas fans would have dared to predict.
>>157125101Alpecin will just ride in a train to launch Grug
>>157125135He gifted three stage wins this year.
>>157125125it's a smart strategy 2bh. I'm convinced that what really did Lance in was that he's too much of an asshole to too many people around him.
Martinez pushing both treks out of top 5 will never not be funny
>>157125090>>157125090>>157125099i watched tdf for 25 years, i'm mostly an /sp/ touristbut i wont be home and won't post tomorrow
>>1571251471 and 11. He won 21 in Nice 2024
>>157125131> literally me> /fit/ memed me into squats and deadliftsI coulda been a contender lads
>>157125165>My goal for this Tour de France is to try to take home a stage win, while fighting for the polka dot jersey. Antonio will take care of our ambitions for the general classification, while the rest of us will look for the right opportunities to aim for stage victories.
>>157125178>Antonio will take care of our ambitions for the general classificationlol, lmao even
why aren't you allowed to be happy for your teammate?
>>157124893Why do western men find this disgusting shit funny
might be one of the rare GT without French, Italian or Spain stage win
>>157125172>ever listening to /fit/ about anything fitness relatedNGMI
>>157125204He won the GC and this is how he celebrates...imagine being Vingegaard or Remco and not feeling humiliated.
booba
>>157125247I’ve made a huge mistake
>>157125250they're way past that. buck broken at this point
>>157125131manlet bros we're so back
>>157125152He tried twice when it was completely flat, he'll try again tomorrow 100%
>>157125002Paul suckass
>>157125178Bahrain is such a mess that in the end everything still somewhat works out without anyone even knowing how
In the last three years, Remco has been a better opponent of Pogacar than Vingegaard
Jordan Jegat top 10 GC
>lost 3 stages because of del ToroPogi...
Kuss humiliation ritual
thousand yard stare hydration
>>157125237First TdF since 1999 without a French winBut idk maybe Grégoire can do something tomorrow
>>157125360I don't think Pogacar even observed Remco departing from the maillot homosexuelle group today
a lot of teams had really bad races. shameful performances
>>157125360kek
>>157125360only because Pog doesn't take him seriously
>>157125412>didn't blink once in 20 secondscertified psychopath dopeur
>>157125421First TdF in history without a win by any of the GT-host countries
Probably just happy to be alive right now desu. I'm also 100% convinced carapaz would have won anyway without the chutes, he was so much better on the final climb.
Cararat vs Fads for supercombative. Honestly, good arguments for both.>inb4 Baptiste>>157125394Del Toro's biggest fan? Cavendish.
>>157125402let's be real, he's lucky to be alive and well
>>157125471>I'm also 100% convinced carapaz would have won anyway without the chutes, he was so much better on the final climb.without the chutes they would have ended up pokering and Remceau would've taken the win
>>157125471meant for >>157125402
>>157125491no they wouldn't, carapaz would have just attacked him, and that would be that. kussen doesn't have that kind of kick in him
>>157125376just like last year. certified top 10 merchant
what a charmer
Veistroffer is gonna be overall supercombatif tomorrow
Now Pog needs to do the Vuelta without Burrito and win 15 stages there
>>157125569Should be carapaz
>>157125524fuck off dumboonly a few hesitations, a few sur places like yesterday and Remceau would've taken an easy win
>>157125569Undeserved. Should be Mads or Qanon Simmons
How does Pogi and delToro duo work in the future?
>>157125589well yes, but you know how these things work
This interviewer convincing Pogi to retire kek
Without Visma pulling in the break so much, the gap would have been smaller and actual racing would have occured. Instead of this breakshittery.
>>157125360>>157125454reminder
>poogacar:>today I realized how hard it is to work for someone else toppest kekerinoo
two washed up boomers
>>157125641Remco isn't a TT baby. He actually gains time on Pogacar in road stages like a real climber, unlike Cringegaard
>>157125569Veistroffer fits the romantic ideal of supercombatif, but other riders also attacked a lot and were actually successful.
>RTBF banter with Preudhomme>you belgians win so many etappes leave something for us
>>157125629The Spanish are worse
>>157125614It doesn't. Any loyalty Cuckcagar's actions might've brought were towards UAE; Toro might stay in Pog's shadow longer.
>>157125673Indeed. But I'm also a fan of giving consolation prizes to riders that don't have anything yet. So Mads and carapaz are out. So I would give it to Captain America
>>157125614https://youtu.be/fQlJE7ABNu4
what's pogacar and del toro's onlyfans called? because this is the gayest shit i've ever seen
>>157125162I think this is completely true. The people he pissed off kicked off the proceedings, then his return made him even more disliked. By the point it got to the FBI dudes desk, he smelt blood and knew his career was going to benefit from it. If he took the poogacar pill he'd be in every commentator booth and on the board of the PooCI. But the fact he wasn't a cuck bitch and actually behaved in a manner he wanted to is respectable, far more than doing the same shit but acting like an epic cool nice guy. Cannot respect such fakery. That is manipulation that Lance never did. Trying to control people's opinion of you is pathetic.
>>157125700>leave something for usNo.
>>157125750burrito will never touch the level of poogacar unless he gets the same giga sauce so they should just avoid each other. poogacar doesn't even need a super domestique. Wonder if this 3 week educational lesson for burrito has anything to do with poogacar's potential premature retirement in 2028. I bloody well hope so.
>>157125810The main problem for Lance was he basically defrauded the government because he was riding for the postal service. And if the US gov is going after you they're gonna fuckin get ya
>>157125879>Wonder if this 3 week educational lesson for burrito has anything to do with poogacar's potential premature retirement in 2028he's grooming him
>>157125948the face of man who goes camping with strangers and brings a load of drugs
>Journalist: “Will we see you again at the Tour de France?”>Julian Alaphilippe: “No, I don’t think so. Nothing’s been officially confirmed, but you shouldn’t expect to see me there again.”Retiring soon
>>157125879basically they're doping these guys but the progression has to look ((( organic ))) through the years so doping controls don't throw a hissy fit. Pogacar raised the bar for the fake natty biological passport. Del Toro will probably reach the same heights if not slightly more unless Poogacar gets caught or if Del Trollo dies suddenly
>>157125969based
>>157125569Mads, Simmons or caraRAT
>>157126027Should try one more season for swansongs in Giro/Vuelta
We'll never get some kino cheating again like Landis 120km solo breakaway attack...
Mads wins tomorrow btw
heem sleepy
>>157126247Imagine the smell.
>>157126132Giro level is low but not that low
another winners of the day
>>157126672Man that Wiebes picture is something else.Tinder vs real life energy
>>157126698Hiding the arm tumor does wonders
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