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Aves Edition
>>157101419
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Huomenta but the opposite
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what team is trb a fan of anyway? team burrito?
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>>157117532
he doesnt actually watch hockey he just shits up threads and thinks hes the main character despite everyone hating him
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>>157117514
the mildcuck is NOT going to like this
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this. so much this.
F L A M E S
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that's how you know it's good let's go rangers
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>>157117582
a combo for 3.97? what is this, the 80s?
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kevin smith makes movies for raped faggots
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my ducks :(
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>>157117532
islanders
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>>157117578
I just want my radio station back.
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>>157117598
Yeah well look around
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>>157117607
Roger that
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>>157117607
was thinking about you bro's tonight while i was listening to baseball on radio
feel bad for you
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had some burger king earlier today, bros
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he's at it again
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>>157117674
is that benis on the left?
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>>157117682
there's no other possibility
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>>157117674
a-are those fish dead
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>>157117691
he looks like an ay-rab
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>>157117674
In both photos so far he's the only one holding up two fish. Starting to think he really is something special.
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NHL players would get paid more if they were better. If nobodies ever going to touch Gretzkys record why should they be paid more than the guy that scored 1000 goals thats playing right now
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>>157117714
yeah no shit sherlock
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>>157117714
cope bedsy is getting paid for being beautiful
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>>157117723
i fear he's not far from the wall
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>>157117729
it happens to all the angels
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>>157117729
That's another thing. Gary's a bitter old homosexual that never got to get married so he tries to force twinks into the spotlight knowing they'll die off by 23. Nobody cares about the new faces of the league players dont get paid. He brings this to the owners and gets 40 mil
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>>157117737
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>>157117748
this is the plot of eyes wide shut if you pay attention
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>>157117764
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>>157117674
Wtf
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>>157117768
based knower
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I like Kevin Smith's dialogue all of his characters talk the same way I do
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>>157117786
i'm a cruise aficionado
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>>157117795
yeah until you find out all of his movies after dogma are utter shit and then you turn 18
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Hey I'd like to chime in and say that this thread is going great so far
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>>157117798
makes you wonder why he died from "natural causes" and his daughter explained he was in perfect health
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>>157117815
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>>157117829
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Just had sex with my wife before she goes to visit her sister tomorrow.
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>>157117843
you're entering the 10th grade this year
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>>157117694
they are just waiting to be put in an airfryer with some meme seasoning like hot honey
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Interstellar was on the movie channel, so I finally watched it after ignoring it for years. It was ok but its almost 3 hours. Idk. It's no 2001. I should watch Tenet, Sean Avery is in that movie, I will eventually watch Odyssey when it comes to Crave TV probably around Christmas.
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>>157117852
honey isnt a seasoning
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>60 team league
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>>157117853
avery is in all nolan's movies lately
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>>157117853
i heard Sean Avery in that and is in the Odyssey so I'm not watching that either
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>>157117851
Man I wish I could do my early adulthood over again
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>>157117861
>>157117864
I heard Avery sucks Elliot Page's cock in the odyssey
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>>157117892
>92
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>>157117884
same, i'd buy bitcoin since it was only $10 apiece
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>>157117892
I bet you typed that into pornhub too
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>>157117904
Nah just cuckold sessions
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>>157117904
That's a grok request unfortunately
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>>157117904
you fucking wish fag
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I really enjoyed the Sean Avery interview on the Adam Friedland podcast.
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>>157117843
I bet you typed that into pornhub too
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>>157117910
Anon posted a list of xhamster Canadians gotta admit its a draw
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>>157117607
same, fuck rogers
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>>157117949
I bet you typed that into pornhub too
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>>157117947
Bro link me
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>>157117960
Only when they play the blackedhawks
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>>157117960
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thinking about deep Pucks and good plays
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>>157117972
option 1) check the archives
option 2) admit you're Pakistani
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>>157117984
he has vagina/anus sweat seeping though his sweatpants
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>>157117984
>>157118016
nigga looks like MODOK
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>>157118016
I bet you typed that into pornhub too
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>>157118016
Go flames
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>>157118031
R U L E
U
L
E
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>>157118016
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>>157117977
>blacked
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>>157117986
Bro dont nig me
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it WAS a gay magazine
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>>157118071
do you remember the ending of eyes wide shut
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I'm cute, know I'm sexy, and got the looks that drive the girls wild
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what's up bro's just got home. gonna drink a few beers now which rules
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for me it's jeff bagwell and bam bam biggalo
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>>157117843
This but the other way around
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>>157118108
sup bro
we're being invaded by newfags but it wont stop the biggest party of the summer
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>>157118115
yeah we all know Gary gifted shittsburgh not one but TWO GENERATIONAL talents (+Jager/malkin) to keep the team from bankruptcy. Sunbelt tier franchise
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>>157118182
Cope
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is this true????
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gary does not control the lottery balls
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>>157118126
based we love summerslam here
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>>157118199
Retard
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>>157118199
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>>157118222
hampage got cancelled
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>>157118182
Brayden Yager?
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>>157118277
no, eren
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>>157118189
>>157118199
Thats why the Crosby lottery was behind closed doors
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>>157118182
you mad that we have five lees and got mario, jagr, crosby, geno and flower?
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>>157118182
you mad that legends like larry murphy and trottier came to play here too?
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>>157118305
nah it was a bodybuilding 'zine
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>>157118293
>>157118318
>mad
Typical internet denizens. Mad at your own life so you go online hoping other people are as mad as you. About a sport in this case.
Nah man not mad, more like contempt.
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>>157118343
smartest post irl
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>>157118343
you're so fucking mad that little small market Pittsburgh has more success in hockey and football and baseball than your faggot town
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Just woke up to go back to sleep
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Just a reminder the Stanley Cup was won by a goaler named 'Bussi"
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i hope i die in a hail of bullets while trying to save flames fan fags
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Post a banger song RIGHT NOW americans
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>>157118383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ucl01fyyYM
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vaq genny?
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>>157118390
I have a couple avril songs on the drunk playlist but not this one
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>>157118390
we need to protect him
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>>157118405
'fraid he can't be
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>>157118357
whatever helps you sleep wrestlefag
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Vegas lost
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>>157118418
Does anyone have the collage from this years ploffs for Buffalos first game comeback against the Bruins.
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>>157118418
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>>157118357
>baseball
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>>157118410
i sleep well knowing my tiny city has 6 owls, 5 lees, and 5 eries with a legacy of players like Mario Lemieux, Sidney Crosby, Geno Malkin, Roberto Clemente, the Steel Curtain the most legendary defense in football history; the list goes on and on
and we have Bruno Sammartino and Kurt Angle if you want to include wrestling
suck my dick bitch
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>>157118383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qNgAxOMf_s&themeRefresh=1
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it was a hampage magazine
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>>157118453
kurt angle won an olympic gold medal with a broken freakin neck
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>>157118476
I'M JUST YOUR SEXY KURY
I'LL MAKE YOUR ANKLE HURT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpLmTAFk9LQ&list=RDRpLmTAFk9LQ
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I shit a turd that stunk the house for the weekends.
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>>157118458
>>157118491
This isnt real music
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>>157118535
tastelet
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>>157118540
I could dunk my own head in a toilet and get better sounds
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>>157118383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wxiu1n474w
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>>157118553
and better tastes desu
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>>157118383
https://youtu.be/9N31s9ufvAE?si=ZhORXNcI5c2i5MZb
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>>157118555
Shit. This is better
https://youtu.be/_RwPx58q5Aw?si=5ULK6bH9OwD0mtRd
>>157118592
Clever. I'll remember that one.
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>>157118383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aNQFcNNnrE
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>>157118453
Are you the mayor?
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just microwaved a couple corndogs because i'm too lazy to cook grim
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>>157118656
Have a nice sandwich ima eat soon
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>>157118383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJgmhNY4FWg
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>>157118641
no the mayor died in black knight rising
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>>157118698
saw outkast once on the roof of the parking lot of zappos.com headquarters in downtown las vegas when they headlined life is beautiful in 2014. was based except that you could tell andre didn't give a fuck at all
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don't microwave cheese or mayo
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>>157118641
I could probably be the mayor from Jaws
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>>157118722
toast the bread first
mayo on one side butter on the other
then micro
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>>157118735
man you're flirting with death
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>>157118383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx6zew2a-mc
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>>157118761
i feel like bedsy now
beautiful and delicate
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How do I get into hockey, any YouTube videos to help understand it, my Mets suck, don’t like regular season basketball or nfl
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>>157118427
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I hear you knockin but you can't come in
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>>157118851
you are an isles fan
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>>157118854
Thank you!
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>>157118859
i could heem all these bitches
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>>157118866
I’m from queens (nyc proper) not the island so I feel like the rangers are more apt no?
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first thing i notice? bouchard's 47 year old GF
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>>157118851
the islanders have a long and storied history here, you need to know this before jumping in
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>>157118876
>rags
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knock knock koncking on Gary's door
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>>157118894
and he opens up and screams I'M A FUCKING WHORE
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https://youtu.be/goIvFqX-3mk?si=wvMcI7guQtEISiDS
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>>157118881
It seems like the islanders are the working class dago team, I’m a Dutch / British mutt
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if it ain't gay ass video game themes it's boybands from the '80's

we need to kick the boomer uncs OUT and let the ZOOMERCHADS IN
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>>157118880
is lauren kyle preggers?
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>>157118961
i'd drink his milk by the gallon
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heard punk cooked the codester on smackdown
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>>157118969
we just call him phil
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Thinking about Jannik Hansen.
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>>157119029
nuck legend
and danish?
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huomenta
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>>157119056
audible kek
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will canada produce a good rock band or win a cup first?
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>>157119290
are you jewish
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>>157119290
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>>157119290
unstoppable force immovable object paradox
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>>157119309
>>157119290
fucking retards
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>>157119304
no but rush is
>>157119308
they fucking suck actually?
>>157119313
>
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>>157119316
ok so its rapey now shan't recommend
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>>157119322
no that fag likes rush
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>>157119313
boilin
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>>157119335
rush rules moron
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>>157119376
first three rush songs that come to mind
>living in the holly
>tom shoah
>(((salesman)))
notice there are zero good riffs
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>>157119439
I really like Working Man.
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>>157119439
Working Man
Fly by Night
Tom Sawyer
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rush sucks
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this is why Americans aren't considered good
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>>157119445
more like jerking off man
>>157119451
illiterate raped retard
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it would actually be difficult to find an american state that has produced less good rock bands than the entirety of canada
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>>157119477
North dakota doesn't even allow music because of sharia
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>>157119467
ah a newfag trying to fit in
opion discarded
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prog rock has always been gay
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Canada is more of a metal country.
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>>157119528
canadian metal sucks too sadly
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>>157118115
>drafted
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>>157119654
Yeah?
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grrrrrrrrrrrrr haha im gonna troll those Canadians haha
you faggots make me embarrassed to share a flag with you
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I'll admit it, I'll admit it (Ga, grrra-ga-ga-ga-ga)
Watch your motherfuckin' tone, boy (Watch that)
Get hurt, boy (Get hurt)
Aww, here go another muhfucker that don't understand
The concept of puttin' money first, boy (First)
I'm 'bout to hit you with the work, boy (Work)
I'm 'bout to hit you with the work, boy (Work)
I hate comin' through stuntin' on niggas that I know
Ahh, that's the worst, boy (Worst)
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>>157119676
1993
2014
51
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>why won't you listen to our shitty jewish rock bands
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>>157119675
>hmm, we suck. How can we manipulate the data to make ourselves look better?
>i know, let's not count a certain player that would add 23 more trophies to one of those teams
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>>157119696
That’s how it works retard
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i'm a world class /hoc/ athlete
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYCIx9SEylk
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oilers suck lol
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>>157120222
Just like my islanders
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>>157120323
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Hey guys it's me Mister Beast and this is the trip Gary Bettman challenge.
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100 pushups already banked before 6 am
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>>157119696
Martin St Louis won 23 trophies?
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Having a marner so soft it's still complaining about Toronto
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>>157118199
source?
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>>157118197
Hulk was loved world wide so there were definitely Hulkamaniacs in Yugoslavia
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>>157118880
lmao one homosexual couple
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barkov says respect women, so i do
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>>157118966
her hand isn't high enough
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>i really hope my billionaire wins the trophy this year
deranged
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morning guys have a good day :)
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Why did they call them the sedin sisters
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The Islanders? What?! They fucking suck!
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>>157121222
checked
solid
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>>157123584
much like the sucking bud made trb do on 4/17/22
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>>157123726
Or the sound of you queering off in here all day.
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>>157123749
boring
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>>157123749
friendly reminder that playoff goals do not count toward regular season records
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>>157123950
queering
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>>157123985
Friendly reminder that the queers are queering off again.
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>>157123999
we don't sign our posts here trb
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>>157124028
kek
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>>157124028
You do queer off constantly though, fag.
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>>157124052
nah that's you
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>>157124052
nah thats you
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>>157124061
>nou
queer thinks normal people queer off like xher
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>>157124108
normal people don't lose to burritos
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>>157124136
>queer losing to normalcy
>queer winning at queering off
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>>157124178
such is the life of a raped bitch
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>>157124190
>such is the life
Of a queer queering off all day.
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>wake up
>enter /hoc/
>same sperging out over queers as when i went to bed
it never ends
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>>157124297
yeah, that's what I just said, try to keep up trb
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>>157124320
You WILL survive another TRB melty and you will like it!
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> the stench... the stench
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>>157124337
>what I just said
Queering off is what you do, we know.
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This is an NHL team according to Gary
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>>157124417
>laffs
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>>157124564
Are not quite as dreadful but still pretty bad
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>>157124370
see >>157124061
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>>157124629
>still nou
>still queering off
>still a queer
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>>157124812
see >>157101561
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>>157124837
>nou queering off intensifies
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>>157124320
The janny needs to get rid of these guys, just dogshit
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/hoc/ inspired me to listen to butthole surfers this morning
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>>157125028
excellent suggestion
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>>157125028
>queering off
That's what you do all day, yes.
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/hoc/ inspired me to not ask
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>>157125028
trb wont stop melting down
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disappointed in the amount of bullying
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Samir talking about meltdowns kwab.
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landed my spaceship last night, bros
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>>157125978
How was the trip?
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i miss him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8FI4Z5egh0
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>>157126028
Yeah Kovalev was good.
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Laine bros were so so back
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easily the wongs
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would be lying to you guys if i said i wasn't still a tad drunk
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Would be lying to you guys if I said I cared
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>>157126360
my debbies :)
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>check /hoc/ for the first time since bed time
>it's just one big trb melty
kwarb
>>157126457
1993
2014
51
the humiliation goes on
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i enjoy the nhl, sure. but there's nothing like the fast-paced action of the pwhl.
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>>157124320
Why get up?
How can I get up?
Why should I get up?
This whole world's gone crazy, think I've seen enough I'm gonna sleep forever.
Why get up?
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>>157126446
cheers! there's nothing like irish coffee
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>>157118182
You know all those guys could have gone somewhere else after a couple years, right? Mario was close to fucking up his whole career by being a petulant little bitch by trying to play hardball with the Penguins after he was drafted. There was no guarantee he'd stick around until they started winning.
And the only reason Crosby and Malkin have stuck around is that they're both sentimental hockey autists who get out of the team's way for the sake of The Brand.
Both Crosby and Malkin took deals way friendlier to the team than any other equally critical player on any other franchise would ever consider.

Gary couldn't force any of that to happen. Even if some trickery happened, it didn't guarantee anything but a handful of decent seasons for the Penguins each time.
It was up to the team and the city to convince Mario, Geno, and Sid to become permanent fixtures.
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i don't fuck with mackinnon
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>>157127502
He's too autistic for sex
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The experience of being an NHL fan in Canada is slowly declining
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>>157127599
good
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shake that ass for /hoc/ mack!
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my vape be tasting like a urinal cake
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>>157126340
He'll ruining their culture before it's even off the ground. Sad!
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Laine, Duclair and Engvall are the cool kids who sit in the back of the class and don't listen to the teacher
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>>157127697
why are zoomers so zesty?
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>>157127834
Duclair the kinda nigga who jump on the desk and start screaming if a mouse ran thru the classroom sksksksksk
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lots of female posters today huh
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how do you approach women hockey fans
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>>157128028
I guess they're all out of school
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>>157128028
They're not like the other girls
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who would win the /hoc/ bowling tournament
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-XFeCxlmds
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>>157128441
then wash it
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behold the kwab
the kwab of kwabs
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>>157127599
'fraid so im 'fraid
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from a recent russian charity game
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>>157128675
is this tiny's new theme
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>>157128799
What's the charity for, Russian war criminals?
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>>157129065
hey man even russian war criminals gotta eat
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>>157129088
They gotta, but they shouldn't.
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crazy underrated player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcISd2_wSl0
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i'm finna be watching apehoops this season
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>>157129374
why
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send these whiteboys some socks gary
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>>157129485
between this and the fish pic, beniers is really livin' large
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>>157129374
i only watch march madness. not a big fan of the nba.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFVSgkJUwD0
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>>157129537
juiciest lips in the league
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gary just sent me this
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>>157129571
les 'abitants?
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>>157129593
seems likely
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>>157129608
reinbacher + 1st + ???
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>>157129627
and monty hopefully
fattest goalie of all time
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1-day contracts are cringe
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>>157129694
1(day)x8m
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKWl8rhlMCY
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just woke up, any good posts?
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>>157129786
no man it's grim here
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why are they hat tricks? why so special about three goals? why is there no four tricks or etc?
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>>157129786
Even though the Atlanta Thrashers were around until 2010, I sometimes forget they existed at all.
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>>157129786
i had a few humdingers
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still vince
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leon draisaitl, gunther, alex wright, adolf hitler
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hampage got cancelled and its still tony
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Bros I took a whole bunch of mdma last night and fell like shit today. My jaw hurts and I feel totally exhausted. Should I try to sleep this off or get up and move around and try to reset my system?
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>>157129848
Nigger dont post here you dont own skates
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>>157130150
former. go back to bed
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>>157129485
>loafers at an event formal enough to require bow ties
White fucking trash
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>>157130150
got a pretty good tank at a graduation party on buffalo trace and my kid had to drive us home
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>>157129374
Based basketball is my favourite sport
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>>157128799
Can't wait till they wipe Ukraine off the map, most annoying people
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>>157128224
With a box of donuts judging by the photo
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>>157128224
anywhere people that look like this are around isnt a good place to be
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>>157130150
party drugs are fun but i can't do them anymore i want to die afterwards for like 2 days
>>157130202
we LOVE jacy here
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We're all irredeemable garbage
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Only dopes mess with dope.
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>Leon Draisaitl, Connor McDavid, Matt Savoie, Colton Dach, Ryan Shea, Isaac Howard, Evan Bouchard and Jason Dickinson got together for an offseason meal!
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>>157130280
we DO love Jacy here
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>>157130305
just trb
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>>157130316
I hate white people
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>>157130305
we are a deadbeat uncle genny
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>>157130334
...and the queers queering off.
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>>157130353
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>>157130363
...and they do queer off a lot.
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and the boring still spamming the no milly boring
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and the queer still queering off
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>>157130394
remember when you said hockey rinks are beveled rectangles? kwarb
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>>157130434
Remember the day you didn't queer off all day in here? Yeah I don't either.
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>>157130434
kek forgot about that one
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>>157130464
we all remember the day you got raped by bud (the chilly evening of 04/17/2022) kwarb
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>>157130484
We all remember your last queer off, since it was 30 seconds ago.
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>>157130528
reminder that being retired because you worked hard isn't the same as losing to a burrito and getting a head injury so severe the government puts you on limited income benefits
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>the bud grooming guy
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>>157130484
excellent post

>>157130528
abysmal post
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> the stench... the stench
We could never forget that.
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>>157130549
Reminder that you queer off in here all day every day.
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he's becoming even worse than rapey with the no milly spam and is making /hoc/ even worse than rapey
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>>157130626
save it for the locker room
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>>157130316
My wife's hotter and im a jewish accountant kek
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gary eats people
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>>157130316
Woo told Draisatl it was a good idea to put on three sizes too short pants?
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>>157130742
draisaitl takes fashion advice from jett woo?
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>>157130316
is that bouchards wife or mom?
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>>157130829
his 47 year old gf
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>>157130888
checked
also, 21 year difference, what fucking trailer park is Gary recruiting these kids from, ffs?
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>>157130888
bouch was groomed??
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>>157117514
based avies fan :)
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>>157130888
She might just be chaperoning an dinner set up by the organization
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>>157130993
NHL has a services department for that and it's staffed with interns, as one would suspect
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>>157130993
she's definitely fucking Tyrone when he's at practice
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just got back from kayaking :)
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>>157131024
where at?
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>>157130993
Jen
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>>157131013
She's the director of team services for the oilers and the picture came from the official NHL twitter.
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>>157131052
the schuylkill river :)
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any other Parrotheads here?
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>>157131078
i got a team you can service theyre a real pair of nuts
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>>157131089
fag river for fag flyer fans
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>>157131102
i'm not a flyers fan :)
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If you dont like Tom Wilson you dont like hockey simple as
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>>157131089
>Flyers fan
COOL BEANS !!
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>>157131133
I used to like Tom Wilson until he murdered Chytil and cost the Canucks their season.
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huomenta

just woke up kwab
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Any krakenfags here
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>>157131114
fag river for devils fans
also my college roommate jared lives on the float trip area around phoenixville shout out jared
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>>157131156
why, do you have a story about tubing the Snohomish you'd like to share?
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>>157131172
Yes...
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>>157131165
i live in phoenixville
t. not jared
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>>157131209
Do you have a current status for Jared?
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>>157131222
yeah i fucked him
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>>157131232
I didn't even know Jared had a Grinder account
fascinating
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>>157131248
yeah he made me call myself your name, pretty weird
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>>15713120?
are you my other roommate dan?
>>157131222
jared rules he trolls the blacks in parking lots at 76ers games
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>>157131267
neat, I wonder if he'll ever meet Lebronze
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>>157131145
Was a great hit. Chytil is made of glass anyway so who cares?
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>>157131267
no my name isn't dan
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Does anyone still play the NHL games?
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>>157131300
no retard we just admire Bedsy
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>>157131145
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>>157131300
I have 99 ovr Mckenna in HUT
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>>157131351
*bows down*
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>>157131300
i play the show, ncaa college ball, nhl 2004, homm3, tibia, and sometimes cs2, its the only modern vidya i play.
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for me its the tangy zip of miracle whip
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>>157131089
I should go there
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for me it's not asking
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>>157131415
come visit phoenixville next :)
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>>157131429
I'll take the 2 hour drive someday :)
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>>157131429
>>157131458
you guys gonna rub your dihhs together?
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>>157130399
>>157130621
this shit threw me kek the only person who said no milly was you tranny kwab
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>>157131429
i was there in the sizzling summer of 2022 and went to a pretty nice gaming shop and bought a limited edition star wars figure and also got breakfast at that diner called Your Mom's
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/hoc/ posters need to work on their loquacity
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>>157131464
Yeah :)
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>>157131543
kind of in love with this girl but shes irish catholic and im a staunch, devout Protestant
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>>157131480
that diner is closed now =(
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>>157131570
sad :(
loved that waffle desu
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is this true???
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>>157129576
columbus very underrated the metro sucks bigly
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>>157131554
see you at rivertown taps once nhl season begins
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>>157129576
cope
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>>157131654
That guy's a vowel-challenged retard.
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>>157131654
>>157124417
>this is good for 11th most improved in Gary's NHL
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>>157131651
i'm a fun dungeon chad :)
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Our Sennies improved :)
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thinking about showering again since it was so hot outside
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>>157131654
Looking forward to my crappies
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>>157131738
Showering again this week
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thinking about allowing my grilled onion armpit musk set in another day
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once i wear the same t shirt for three days in a row the pit smell starts getting a little noticeable
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>>157131808
mine doesn't because i'm not fat
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>>157131808
i put my aj styles shirt in the goodwill bag we collect at church
>>
Generational bust Auston Matthews
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>>157131872
wow cool post glad you were able to contribute
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>>157131654
Rags got a legit 2nd pair and a top 6 winger and is #2

That's how fucking grim his model and the state of the NHL is.
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For me it's the vinegar my ballsweat produces
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>>157131884
thank you
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gonna take my dog for a walk :)
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>>157131885
somehow the rags didnt sign anybody to a retarded contract so they win by default
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>>157131926
there's still plenty of time for them to make a retarded trade
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>>157131922
based! have fun with doggy :3
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imagine...
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>>157131885
You're right, my crappies should be #1 here. Kyrou and Tuch will replace Ovi's goals but >we brought him back anyway for the lols and pumping Strome's numbers. Full year of Hutson and lil Protas finishing 1 and 2 in calder voting, McKenna and Steinberg can fuck off.
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>>157131860
is it this one
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>>157131966
nah that was from TNA
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>>157131820
im barely 130 pounds havent even eat breakfast or lunch today. cant imagine what type of ayyylmao you look like.
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Dear /hoc/,

What brand of hot dogs do you think are beast?
>t. intern
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The Austin Matthews
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>>157131944
lewd
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>>157132018
The kosher kike deli in a nearby neighborhood has the best ones desu.
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>>157132018
nice try rapey
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>>157131926
The Dorofeyev trade and contract is kind of retarded because rags don't have a #1C to feed him pucks. No ZibanJihad is not that and neither is Palestine Miller.
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>>157132088
I agree, he's going to put up 25 goals at best
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>>157132088
the wild have proven to teams you can make it to the conference finals with a guys like ryan fartman and jewel eriksson ek as your top centers.
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>>157132173
they also proved you can be wild about children
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>>157132037
>>
>scoreless draw at the bottom of the second in Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
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thinking about a post i made about ten days ago that got a lot of (You)s
>>
zoning out for a little bit
>>
/hoc/ more like /personaldiary/
>>
one more hour at work until beer and whiskey time
>>
>>
>/hoc/? more like /superfluous_critique/
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>>157132379
raped retard
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what is your favourite thing about hockey
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>>157132428
Speed, firstly
small, tightly knit community
and the smell of Autumn foliage during the start of the season
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drinking water
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>>157132428
the refs
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>>157132470
how fast does your scooter go?
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>>157132428
when some retard gets a delay of game at a bad time and his entire team just quietly seethes
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>>157132476
Hydration is key
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>>157132476
ugly piece of shit
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>>157132484
I used to have a mini Schnauzer who's name was Scooter
>we're a Harley-Davidson household
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>>157132489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_tNe4ydeWg
>>
>>157132518
Take a chill pill, okay?
>>
>>157132524
Nobody cares you raped faggot
>>
>>157132539
good post
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>>157132536
im cranky i only got two small naps this week
>>
>trb had a dog named scooter
>xie now relies on a mobility scooter after xir tragic burrito accident
poetic
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>>157132559
Well la de uncle tom dah princess sleepyhead
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>>157132560
that one burrito set off an unforgettable chain of events
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67 days, city of Denver
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who is the ishowspeed of hockey streamers?
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>>157132560
You rely on being a queer queering off all day every day.
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>>157132560
KWAB
>>
>>157132524
I didn't know harley-davidson made wal-mart carts
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>>157132780
Shannon.
>>
i love my Flames
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>>157132780
pisstree
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>>157132780
steve dingle
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>>157132780
Eck because he’s annoying
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>>157132845
maybe you should step outside your comfort zone every once in awhile
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>>157132530
jens makes good content
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>>157132943
Baltimore?
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>>157132780
Pk subban
>>
there needs to be a crab team in the nlh
>>
>>157133007
islanders
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>Nationale Leauge du Hokey

the Coconut City Coconut Crabs
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i could heem a crab easily
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>No crab team
>No lobster team
>No Whalers =(
>No otter team, beaver team
>No Sea Wolves

Gary Bruce Bettman has a grudge against fisherman and maritime sea life
>Change My Mind
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>>157133121
(((garys))) fear water
>>
What should the next edition be?
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>>157133152
is he the Wicked Witch of the East?
>Nessarose, that's her name in the books
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>>157133188
a minor league team?
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>>157133188
We've been on a retard streak lately so maybe flames themed
>>
new >>157133240
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>>157132530
covid puck was so retarded. I cant watch the face diapers without cringing now
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>>157119685
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>>157130340
>SAAR!!



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