bombers vs hawksswans vs giants dogs vs tigers
intra-nsw match is such a fizzer
>>157119922Wow, look at that Super Saturday fixture.
>>157119925you fucking bastard, thats a swans girl if ever ive seen one
>>157119922>That builtBased Hird follower.
>>157119935new south welshoids just don't get footy
>>157119936this guy gets it
>>157119936>the one saturday i'm actually busy almost all day is garbagethank fuck
CROSS TOWN MATCH POWER RANKINGSS TIERShowdown (Adelaide vs Port Adelaide)A TIEREaster Monday (Geelong vs Hawthorn)C TIERDerby (West Coast vs Fremantle)D TIERBattle of the Bridge (Sydney vs Greater Western Sydney)F TIERQ-Clash (Brisbane vs Gold Coast)
>Q-clashpineapple grapple !!!!!!
POSTING IN A STICKY
>>157119922EXCUSE ME, I WAS SPEAKING MY TRUTH>>157119974
>>157119990Not sticky at the moment, wait until Kath has been on.
HEAVE HO UNNA
Was that el sonidito? Lolhttps://youtu.be/x47NYUbtYb0
>>157120000checked and based Fred
>>157120004if I dm you my address, can you post me some coke?
>>157119936wait till you look at sundays
Sex gifs
>dogs vs tigers literally who is going to watch this?
>>157120037me because im addicted to gambling
/afl/ is a festering over-ripened fruit about to explode.
>>157120038fair shake ill allow it
>>157120024I'm a Bane customer so I'm happy if the Poort game is a thumping, Port pretty good defensively though so might be closer than people expect. I think Norf and Saints are close enough that it shouldn't be a blowout. Both WA teams having their derby on Friday means we get no late game Sunday which is gay but Sunday still appeals to me more than this Saturday which is two games guaranteed to be blowouts, a clash, and the only game that might have been close is also a blowout.
Nick " Genius Monster" Daicos
>>157120038must be nice
How do Australians cope with being on the other side of the world and so far from the west (politically speaking)?
>>157120046dont care didnt ask not reading all thattomorrow has shit games enough said
C H A D D YHADDY
>>157120037It'll be on in the background but I'll probably spend more time looking at Bont's supercoach score than the game.
>>157120059feels good man
>>157120061I'm quietly confident you actually read it all.
>robey injured
>>157120037indian-australians
>>157120091It's Rober
>>157120037me because MY Fred plays Dogs next week and I'm hoping to see some injuries
*points at a handsome fella*
>>157120106why you are going to finish top regardless?either you get exposed as frauds in finals or you dontnext week is a nothing game
>>157120059feels good not being addicted to drugs but only having less than a line left in the baggambling is everywhere all the time
>sullivan robeywhat's his first name?
>>157120114like footylike seeing injuriessimple as
>>157120115Gambling should be restricted to sketchy looking gambling parlours. You shouldn't be able to post a bet outside the building
>>157120059think you need >>157120004 to hook you up
>>157120059kinda based desu. Feels like we're away from all the wars and gnarly shit you see in the middle east and all the gun violence and blm shit that goes on in burgerland all the grim random terrorist shit in euroland monke happenings in south anerica, war and shit in africa.Feel like we get to watch it unfold for our and new zealands entertainment unironically its pretty comfy
rip a conewalk dogcool dinner crywanksleep
>cool dinner
>>157120125Catholic Churches and Centrelink Offices are in prime positions and already have tax-exempt statuses. Lets start with installing a cheeky hundo pokies in each.
>>157120145would footy improve if the afl adopted a rubberised, high grip football?
>>157120146i have dyslexia
>>157120141it's a now win situation
>>157120155not real
>>157120154Yes, looks amateur hour watching these retards fumble consonantly.
>>157120158i wish that was true :(
>Dogs v Tiges is the game of the day
>>157120154doesn't address the root cause of whats wromng with the footy.
>>157120166Who is this anime girl?
>>157120165stop being lazy and read what you write before you post it
>>157120175BRING HIM HOME
>>157120160stop watching AFLW then.
>>157120175>Owen Wilson as James Hird in "Whatever it Takes"
>>157120182
>>157120184not aflw, just an iggsman
>>157120180you think i don't already do this?
i have dylsexia
KICK IT TO BLAKISTON
"dyslexics" are just cunts who scan over things and don't focus on what they're writing or readingsometimes happens to me when im at work and i write the wrong word (e.g. weather instead of whether)its just a lack of focus, and unironically laziness
they called my dyscalulad in /cric/ last summer because i have dyscalulia
did james hird even make top 4 as coach?god essendon fans love mediocracy
>>157120219also not real
>>157120177Black.It's an anime about rotten teachers stealing their girl students' boyfriends.
>>157120225no and he had a losing recordthere were questions about his future there even before all the doping stuff
>>157120191corrr, back when we were good.
Update: couldn't change the showerhead properly and needed dad to help
>>157120261What did it require two people? Usually those things just screw off.
old man kick goal good dun do defend
>hawthorn finished below essendon in 2019, 2020, 2021 and 2023surely its not that hard to bottom out and get back up there?
hawthorn better not park the bus, i want an absolute DRUBBING
>>157120271I was screwing the wrong way
watching th wafl instead of this slop
>>157120285theyre gonna rape and gape my dosn m8
The dons just need to start dropping cunts.
kek no way ridley got injured again
>>157120280
essendon should've lost their license over the doping shit, would've been good for footy
>>157120305Yep, line in the sand 2.0
>>157120326this really
>>157120280heh
who would have thought 10 years later that the 2016 essendon side of vfl hacks would perform better than the 2026 side
Just blow this shitstain of a list up and start again
MY 'yasu
is donis bad
Just the percentage ruiner the dosn needed.
why dont essendon just start decking cunts like the hawks did in 2004turned them around innit
>>157120386THATS RIGHT SAID!
thinking cox is better down back
https://x.com/haydiemaybird?lang=en>tfw no aussie cowgirl gf
uh oh missa soloman weeaae in big doodoo
>>157120424feeling a bit bad since youve posted it so many times without a (you)thanks for trying to contribute mate, we still appreciate you regardless
shit i put in #1 and it forgot about tripcodesmissa gungan and missa embarrassed
>>157120424What are you drinking?
>>157120467cocksucking cowgirls iykwim haha
tfw no iggs gf to console
>>157120424Fuck she's hot
>>157120288its why having present, lucid fathers are integral to a boys development into becoming a man. otherwise you could end up
>>157120493imagine eating her puss right there and then
>>157120493thats a bloke
How do you even fix essendon
hearing tracc will leave gold coast at the end of the yearstandards not meeting his expectations
>>157120493I'd fuck her up the arse every time they lost.Bet she'd want the season to be over then lol
>otherwise you could end up >>157120493
>Get a lead in the 80-90s>Stop playing near the end and only have a modest winEvery fucking time. EVERY FUCKING TIME> NOT GOOD ENOUGH
>>157120506JAMES HIRD!
might be the last goal chol kicks before spending 10 years in prison
banging a hammer is hard
>>157120556Wasn't that an old story.
crazy how electricians are the highest paid trade and all they do is match colour coded wires to terminate says a lot about tradies
>>157120529>>157120558You paid this week's rent yet,
>>157120493why do they always have tattoos>>157120516based
>three extremely bad games of footballlets see if we can go 4 for 4
>>157120599lol went to school with this dude
>>157120599
>>157120599thats a big clit
Give me ONE (1) reason to be optimistic about the future as a Bombers customer
>>157120607hope you took her shaft in your hole
is it just me or do trannies always seem to have massive dicks
>>157120514no one wants him as he's sooky and cries to the media and suns won't accept the lowball offers
>>157120599She passes.
>>157120599lol love when the misso slaps on a prosthetic penis as a prank hhaha
>>157120643>cancerous to club culture>literally ruined their seasonim not sure they are in a position to reject lowball offers
jannies have given up on this thread
what did bailey smith say why is lyon seething
>>157120621kek
some bumholes just look so enticing to stick a penis into
>>157120658maybeit's going to be interesting though i hope it's a big mess, haven't seen much about it yet but it might fire up in the next few weeks
If trade work is easy and pays too much you should just become a tradesman yourself instead of complaining
>>157120662>Geelong vs Saints>Smith has a good first half>Lyon puts a tagger onto him>Post game interview said the saints player is too good to be used as a tagger.>Lyon deflecting saying Smith was as quiet as a ghost in the second half>He only had 18 possessions and a goal :^)
>>157120690Shalom.
>LE WIZOWD XD
my swasn will give the electrifying malcolm rosas jr to gold coast for petracca throw in cleary as well
>fire alarm going and nobody stops playing, moves, or evacuatesIs the fire alarm just a recommendation?
That roach girl on the back of the bench was pretty cute.
>>157120731you have to wait until it says evacuate now
Cant wait to jack off tonight
>>157120731thats just the sydney swans fraud alertnothing to be alarmed about
>>157120731Yeah what the fuck is that turn it off
>>157120752>It's taken this long into the season to sound itWhat are they doing?
>>157120731New South Welshman would sooner die than miss a quarter of footy. Cucktorians just don't understand.
>>157120731>hahaha xd fire alarm is going off so funny xdits an interesting discussion and proves why so many tards burn alive when a pub or club goes up in flames
>>157120674That is very true
>>157120764they sensed the swans cazzies were forgetting they got exposed by the crows a week ago and were getting uppity about beating gws
holy seethe
swanssook is not going to be happy when he comes here after the game
meteres gained is such a gay and meaningless stat
>>157120773Ever seen that video in the bar where the fire starts on the stage and the guy filming instantly realises it's time to bail? He leaves but no one else follows or evacuates and within a matter of minutes they're trapped and screaming as they burn to death. Fucked how quickly things can get out of control and most people just completely oblivious.
>>157120838people are so conditioned its not real and simply a false alarm its weirdlike they will sit there going this is so annoying turn it off!
jumarra ugle hagen the drug fucked club wrecking dog cunt
based juh
>>157120731i'm sorry are you a fire expert? no? then just sit down and shut the fuck up.
christan petracca the selfish soft fucked club wrecking dog cunt
>>157120731ive got my new fingerless gloves on
>>157120933no fire expert but my nonce alarm just went off
chad warner plays for norwood
>swans back on track after beating 12th woweee
you guys really cant help but seethe when the swans win, can you
>>157120933>i'm sorry are you a fire expert? no? then just sit down and shut the fuck u-AAAAAAAAAAARRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
>>157120982i just like annoying you with my content aware edits of your photos because it seems to stir the pot
>>157120982that is NOT true. i also seethe when they lose
the swans have ruined 2 out of the last 4 grand finals by half timeso yeah i have every right to be angry at them
>>157120933It would be foolish to get up before a sufficient amount of people with PhDs and years of experience have told us it's time to move to the exit.
>>157121004this guy fucks
>>157121008fuck here we go
>>157120140you are braindead if you think that blm and dei shit from burgerland doesn't come here. The latest middle east+mass shooting + terrorist shit all in one happened here too. I've lived over seas it's literally the same shit but with a different timezone and better services/infrastructure and less hyper inflation (for westerners in US and europe if that wasn't clear)
>>157121010meant for>>157120933
>>157120933>At least 28 killed, 25 critically injured after fire engulfs Bangkok barthis you?
>>157121047it's an interesting discussion your honour
was just browsing through the netflix catalogue i think their target audience must be so numb to slop they will just consume whatever they pump out. infact i bet netflix use their analytics and data to know what slop to produce and when. its all so fucked up and yet people pay for it, they pay to feed the machine of netflix slop.
thinking straight sets
>>157121071>eating meat
>>157121071why doesn't yours look like the picture you posted earlier?
>>157121071i don't have an image that portrays the level of confusion i feel when looking at this adequately
>>157121079Camera quality
>ahh yep looks mint ill post that
>>157121071looking good m8
>>157121060The shows are probably scripted by AI for that exact reason. People want comforting entertainment in the same way they want comfort food i.e something familiar and easy to digest
>>157121071if you tilt your head to the left it kinda looks like points at handsome boy girl
bet none of you can cook half as well as he canenjoy your microwaved readymeal slop you miserable dickheads
>>157121114i'm a excellnt cook i'm just poor. cant afford to make things that arent pasta
>>157121102bell st maccas 15 minutes champ(I'll give you a doggy bag to take home because I cooked enough food for 4 people but I'm home alone)
>as well as he can cook>(you)
>>157121129hi home alone i'm stepdad
Olympus has fallen
been actually really enjoying cooking lately, doing pretty basic stuff like link related https://simplehomeedit.com/recipe/creamy-chicken-and-chorizo-risoni-orzo/buying a half decent set of knives has made all the difference honestly
>>157121149>buying a half decent set of knives has made all the difference honestlyjust order ubereats you rabid antisemite
>>157121148knowing the afl they will show this in india but in the parts of the country that dont speak hindi or whatever sqiggle that is
>>157121148VESTERN BULLDOG
>>157121071fuck all char on the meat, fat not rendered, broth too salty, cabbage not shredded fine enough and its an old dry one, eggs boiled too far completely missed the mark but good on you for having a go
the western wokedogs
>>157121148>oh no more people watching the best sport in the world this is terrible ????
>charring meat
>>157121148How large for the audience would this even be? I it actually broadcast in that shithole or just for Indians in Australia that refuse to learn English?
>>157121182assimilate or fuck offthe carlton wogs didnt need to broadcast games in greek
Id rather see em broadcasting alf in jeet than some bollywood shite. An alf match with a stadium full of screaming monke (high barbed with fences on the boundary) would be pretty kino
yep nup 4 little cubes of meat was enough for meI'm more stuffed than Damian Hardwick
we're all immigrants here
>>157121190>seething about people watching footy in their language Sad
>>157121203this but dean laidley
>>157121204SO true
>>157121190>assimilate or fuck offAhh, so you speak the aboriginal language of the traditional owners where you reside?
fuck off faggots and take all the shit you imported with you
>>157121204my people immigrated here 60,000 years ago
>>157121204crisp higher-educated commiepoof>>157121219the people whose "nation's" borders somehow are mysteriously the same both pre and post-1788?
>>157121219no because a functioning civilisation can't exist in a language that only has a few hundred words
diversity is our strength
must be like sleeping with buffalo bill when laidley wants a bit of action from the mizzo
been here 60,000 years invented a stick unna
>>157121246unna
>>157121246i'll wait to pass judgement until i see what that stick can do
Been here 238 years and filled it with the 3rd world
>>157121256watcha doin rabbi
Thread has been referred to the online hate prevention institute
>>157121231You forgot they were subjected to a literal genocide >>157121232They had (and still do have) a functioning civilisation
weird how the most attractive abos all have european dna in them
you cunts will argue the opposite of whatever i sayfucking fed up of it
Can we focus on the fucking commonwealth games
>>157121272so then surely there must still be some evidence of their supposed civilization like roads or buildings lmao
>>157121268
we should say sorry again desu
>>157121282>DUDE UNLESS YOU DESTROY THE ENVIRONMENT YOU DON'T HAVE A CIVILISATION XD
>>157121280
>>157121280there's only so long we can laugh at cucktoria for bidding, giving it up then footing the bill for the scots to hold it
for me its eco nationalism
>>157121293rc is dead mate
Silence Of The Lambs is the best movie I've seen
>>157121294you're right burning down in the entire country because they're too lazy to hunt made them such a proud civilization
>>157121298dan liedpeople died
does the comm games have skateboarding?asking for a friend
>>157121305this but the birth of a nation (1915)
>>157121305happy for u m8
>>157121268what are they gonna do, they can’t unhear my booing
>>157121305This but terminator 2
>>157121326this but the pest (1997)
Are you blokes even watching Bulldogs vs Richmond?
>>157121316>>157121317>tfw both posts cam't be micksperg>>157121324no but they can arrest you for calling a zionist a zionist
>>157121342would rather watch me fucking that richmond waifu in bulldog position tbdesu
Those skateboarders were not legal, mick
>>157121342yes its bloodly brilliant sarr
that nonce wasn't mick, antimickspergsperg
at what point does jordan ridley say yeah nah footy just isnt for me
soon
I dont like NRL because its too blokey for me
>>157121342yes sir ve we vatching the vestern bulldog
how did richmond become the official jeet club
SAAAR I PROMISE
>>157121390>putting jeet on his guernseytoo much banter
>>157121367Brisbane will get him right
Dog had a dangler that I then had to rip from her ass with a paper towel and now she is acting strange and things are weird
dogs are nasty
two bad teams
>>157121432sydney and gws is over mate
do NOT ask me how my multi is going
having an apple while my meat grills
just realised two games at the same ground in one daywhat is this gather round or something
>>157121459this is the spot
>>157121459haha for a second i thought.... nvm lol
Rory Lobb a cock in my arse
>>157121463this has become a trend, shits me to tears
>smoked meats
>>157121483why?
hows everyones multi doing
lol
>>157121459thats a plum
And I wonder if you knowHow it really feelsTo be left outside aloneWhen it's cold out here
>>157121495Need doggies to win by 41+
>>157121517nlgm
why has it gone quiet in here
Fred is the best team in the compSwasn are the second best. Hawthorn are third and bane are fourth.The ladder is all you need to look at, theres no argument its just how it is.
thinking both top 2 go out in straight sets this year
>>157121491i don't want to talk about it
thought aaron was going to post
Freo will win both of their home finals comfortably then lose the grand final by 15 goals
I've seen enough, it's a Fred v Bane Grand Final where Fred can't kick straight and lose to a 3peat team again
>>157121627why would he post he's too busy playing footy champ wait til he's had some nose beers after
>>157121648>poophy peed pooing his pants on the biggest daygoing to be glorious
David King is a fat dickhead kek
>>157121679lol true
my libido is at rock bottom
do you think kath loughnan was on the pill when she was fucking nick riewoldtor do you think she had to get an abortion
there are some teams that don't deserve to be in the afl, like if you're consistently shit for more than 5 seasons in a row then questions must be asked.
>>157121698cumming in a girl doesnt mean guaranteed pregnancyive been blowing my load in my missus for about 2 years straight and not even a pregnancy scare yet
>>157121702this but not winning a flag in 30 years
>>157121717fuck off
>eddie "the boong" betts trying to string a sentence together
>>157121716why can't white people have children meanwhile browns instantly become pregnant after 0.1 attempts
fucking told you guys this would happen
>>157121741to create a life with intelligence is a lot harder of a task
>>157121741weak infertile men
absolutely insane they managed to get us to fight a war with our brothers
Essenshit have been so utterly useless for the last 20 years, at leat Carlton and North have made prelims, thats something, at least they threatened to fluke their way into a grand final but essenshit have done nothing but finish 8th and got belted in a elimination final a couple of times
literally how the fuck do i make new friends in person? 34 yrs old
>>157121776Yet >we've won a grand final more recently.
>>157121272>You forgot they were subjected to a literal genocideThen whoever's leftover should be fucking grateful.
>>157121781join a sports club. ive made a lot of friends at the golf course im a member at
>>157121342>Tiggs just had a scoreless quarterEnthralling.
imagine all the battles over land that got forgotten to historysome countries probably belonged to some dumb fuck creature that got heemed by evolution
>evolution
>>157121781what sort of person are you? what do you enjoy?
>>157121781You're in an uphill battle past 30, honestly past 25. Most people's social circles naturally shrink as they age. At best people end up with maybe 2-3 close friends built through decades worth of shared history, and a social life dictated by work events and obligations, or built around what their kids are doing. If you're over 30 and have no friends people will regard you with suspicion and even if you manage to break through barriers and form a friendship you will be in an uphill battle to spend time with them.Sorry to be blackpilling but it will be difficult. Your best bet is joining clubs or member groups and seeking that way but be prepared to be an outsider at those to some degree too.
you'd seriously have to be so low intellect to deny evolution
>>157121690crisp my misso iykwim haha
>>157121854they are just upset they have wasted every sunday of their life
>>157121854ever played a video game set in the distant past? same thing
>>157121854I just don't believe a random sea worm turned into a person after several generations>>157121868has nothing to do with religion
>several generations try billions you fuckhead idiot
Skid-Markus Bottomsmelli is a SC terrorist and he's killing my team
Vagina dentata
not gonna watch the brownlow this year
evolution is so gay lol can't believe they teach that shit
>>157121928nicky d might wrap it up by round 12
>>157121910theres only been 80-100 generations since 0AD mate, extrapolate however you please we still aren't from worms
dont give a fuck about your fake bible years lmao
https://www.instagram.com/dominic_sabri
>>157121946There is no 0 AD but even if there were how many generations do you think occurred prior to that?
>>157121910yet almost all types animals are mostly unchanged from the categories their in yet humans somehow evolved rapidly through all these different kinds of species.
if we evolved from monkeys then why are monkeys still around lol
oh great the psueds are in
This game is going to end up 100+ and there's absolutely no satisfaction in watching Tiggs get thrashed by that because they're already at rock bottom.
>>157121954blud is like 4 foot tall
>>157121963honestly a good question in why some primates evolved and others didn't
>>157121963lol true
>we know how old the fossils are by the surrounding geology!>and we know how old the geology is by the surrounding fossils!how can anyone believe this shit
>>157121963Evolution doesn't say we evolved from monkeys, it says monkeys and humans share a common ancestor, and it's from that common ancestor which humans evolved.
think of it like how whites will be breed out of australia by jeets
Reminder that it is called the THEORY of evolution, not the FACT of evolution.
>>157121785but enough about the holocaust
Just worked 14 hours
>>157121985this common ancestor is where exactly?
>>157121963few unevolved monkeys ITT harping on iykwim
>>157121963Because we evolved some a specific type of monkey in a specific area. Gorillas wouldve evolved too just like us but never reached our intelligence
>>157121988Huh?
I haven’t made a new friend since I was 14
>>157121995It's made up just like in theoretical physics where they have to make up shit like dark matter for their models to work.
>>157121994why?
no one knows what happened you werent there all books are gay and fake
>>157122015Idk just did
>>157122001haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
Tonight's kino: My Cousin Vinny (1992)
>>157122028seems a bit silly
evolutionaries be like this little gibbon has everything he needs so he chillin but those lil gibbons over there started fighting and now they're making metal and viaducts and shit
crazy coincidence how only one species out of literal millions evolved enough to have opposable thumbs, conscious thought and the ability to communicate verbally
>>157121994meant wanked iykwim haha
<--haha
I am a husk
>>157121994rookie numbers
>>157122033meant the birth of a nation (1915)
>>157122061but maybe you can evolve into more than a husk????????????????
>>157122033sex with marissa tomei
>>157122046stupid idiot post for really stupid idiots
How come we haven't experienced any evolution throughout recorded human history? Surely we should have evolved to endure car crashes by now.
>>157122061crisp cock carousel rider
thoughts?
>dogs/tigsis this the most indian-coded matchup possible?
you plebs are so stuck analysing the 3d dimension
>>157122064100 / 7 is 14 retard
>>157122077I humbly reject your concession.
why don't you fucking losers evolve to get a gf lol fucking nerds
>>157122089Nothing else exists you retard
>>157122113thats not true ive seen it
>>157122110He look like rolado statue
>>157122110I look like a young putin so this will be me in 30 years
>>157122122Nah uh
>>157121517lgm
>>157122144yeh uh bobby down the pub told me
are you guys enjoying tonight's football match?
which will be the next afl team to do a three-peat
>>157122148That boy ain’t right
Tom Lynch has kicked 12 goals in 10 games this year
>>157122158footy?
>>157121995Gone. Around 25 million years ago these ancestors started to diverge and due to their diet and environment. Those that couldn't adapt to their environment perished while the others slowly adapted over millions of years becoming what they are today.
Diarrhoea is approaching.
>>157122176source?
>>157122176>
>>157121935THE LITTLE CHAMP
i am the master at seeding spergoutsone little one liner from me and away we go
>>157122176I have faith this is true
full blown war in the middle east now
>>157122211crisp josh, the man behind the curtain, the puppetmaster who pulls all the strings
>>157122176>25mil years ago>but also apparently modern humans have been around for only 200k yearsyeah calling bs on this
>>157122147Yep $250 coming my way. Ill be eating this week
>>157122211you think that but i lit the match
>>157122194>>157122207Do you believe individual human beings can be identified by their DNA?
this sport is just constant blowouts and if it's not it's the yellow maggots rigging close games in favour of victorian clubs and sydney
Is anyone a flat earther?
you guys say you need facts but then defend the bible it's an utterly embarrassing show of contradiction
it is what it is
>>157122276no but i like that it's a thing because i think it's good that people question their own assumptions and worldviews
>>157122249meant for>>157121047iykwim haha
>>157122276>gets pushed by glowies to paint all conspiracy theorists as crazy
>>157122272This always happens this time of year just by the nature of the competition. The fixture is supposed to protect us from this by sticking the crappy match ups on times where they can be avoided. Having this trash be the sole Saturday night game available to watch is offensive.
Any of you blokes had a go at Footy Redraft?
>>157122297this and also the icewall
How the fuck did they get away with this?
THE LITTLE SPEED MACHINE
>>157122276No but one thing I don't understand is why it's only the Earth that is flat in this theory despite being surrounded by spherical planets and moons.
>1047 metres gainedMust be some kind of record?
The one conspiracy that interests me is what are they hiding in Antartica
The fat bulldog cheer squad bloke is there with his mate. Highlight of every doges game.
>>157122326Because SHUT UP
>>157122334Aaron Hall holds the record at 1,172 metres gained in a game for Norf against Crows.
>Tigers fans being called soft bandwagonerskwab
This time I'ma let it all come outThis time I'ma stand up and shout
>kelli away from commentating because she's doing the collapsed empire gamesThis is good
>>157122311completed it mate
>>157122355>Aaron HallLimp
meteres gained is a gay stat for poof kick in frauds
is the Odyssey a good movie looking past all the black Africans they cast?
>>157122396no
>>157122370She gets those jobs because she is passionate but sounds like the girl next door who dresses like a boy and is both untameable and unattainable... sigh
>>157122373How'd you go? This is my best run after a few tries starting from Lions in 2006. I did have one higher scoring run but it only had one premiership.
>>157122335meth mostly iykwim haha
>>157122396Are there other types of Africans?
>>157122396How many blacks did they cast in the Odyssey? Their not just swarthy greeks?
>>157122342i miss when cheer squads were exclusive to attractive women>>157122414rhodesians and boers
>>157122414there are some fair looking north Africans in places like Algeria that have still survived to this day after the Arabs invaded killed and replaced them all
>>157122435some of them are also french who stayed behind after colonialism btw
>>157122417like half the cast is black or h1b browns sure greeks are tanned but they still have european skull shapes which looks nothing half the cast of blacks and indians and even some east asians
now that AFL is a international sport what country should be we rope in next
>>157122500should be England but their hubris would never allow them to take up a sport from a former colony.
>>157122414north africans were just meds
>>157122530applied for bail yet mate
I saw a wild lyrebird today
>>157122541meant bali iykwim haha
>break in transmissionUhh... lads?
my neck beard is ascending
>>157122555imagine what they are doing without us watching
I CANT SEE THE GAME
>>157122557don't you mean descending?
>>157122541one joke
You blokes aren’t actually watching the footy are yas
>transmission cut out>sorry technical difficulties>comes back and they're speaking pooWhat the fuck are these cunts trying to pull?
Its in indian.
ALIENS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE BROADCASTWHAT ARE THEY SAYING?
>>157122569not with kayo shitting the bed im not
a glimpse into Australia'a future
>>157122584havent been able to hold a quality stream all day
>>157122569I don't know what the fuck these cunts are saying
>>157122579>>157122582this is simply not onnanza is going to have a heart attack and think she woke up in a different reality
>>157122586>Australia'aGOOD MORNING SIR
It’s happening
Tim English is an odd looking cunt.
Do you blokes enjoy getting brutally arsefucked?
>>157122604No but Steven May
>>157122602He looks like a giant 6 year old.
>>157122604yeah matego lions
>>157122608two jokes
Crisp set of games today.
>>157122613thanks
remember when saturdays used to be super and then we got a kino late night fox show with kath, browny and rooeyand then kath just had to go and fuck around and fuck it all up
>>157122620Who could resist Nick Riewoldt? Girls just never grow up past highschool.
>>157122620I unironically remember
>>157122628He has taken the most marks in AFL/VFL history.
It’s weird how ‘Saint Nick’ is a sex pest
what ever happened to cath durkini loved that little slut
>>157122636no he hasn't
Kath is from /cric/ you can't claim her like that
>>157122675wrong
>>157122569>yasno but xavier duursmay
>>157122675other way around fuckheadshe loves her dockies more than that jeet sportwe loan her to host in the summer
>>157122665Oh, ok.
remember when they did a skit of kath getting kidnappedi wonder if she got off on it
>>157122602You leave Ken Doll alone.
>>157122675i will admit that all her best moments have been on cricket coverage
>>157122721thats simply not true at all
>>157122712yep her knickers were drenched after that
>>157122725crazy to think hours after this she would have been fucking nick
>>157122738women don't fuck, they get fucked
>>157122745ok virgin
>>157122756we don't sign our posts here
women fart too
>>157122763reddit moment
>>157122745youve never been with a woman that wanted you
>he's never been ridden by a woman whos taken control>he's never had a woman wrap her legs around him when he's trying to pull out forcing him to cum inside her
>>157122763GOTTEN
>>157122773youre right i haven't and it pains me that i will never experience it
>>157122780based tasmanian family christmas childhood trauma victim
Can’t wait for cricket, footy is dead for all I care
>>157122799two dead sports
>>157122799you must follow a shit teami actually dread the cricket period nowjeets have ruined it for me even big bash is getting jeetified
what the fuck is kath wearing tonight
>>157122793no but steven lay
>>157122835Can you put a bloody sock in it?
>>157122767this is simply not true>>157122831i don't want to wank about it
>>157122799some good tests in summer coming up too
>>157122867im surprised so many australians travel to india to watch
>>157121175good feedback
>>157122867every aus cricket match anywhere in the world someone will always ALWAYS be in a poort guernsey
>>157122890god you are autisticshut the fuck up about port for one day
>>157122897bit harsh
>>157122897why don't you fucking make me you big dumb fucking small cock retard fuckheadbell st maccas 10 minutes you pussy dog poort cunt
>>157122897settle petal
How was your super saturday?
>>157122897cool your jets
>>157122911yeah well stay the fuck out of my way
>>157122923swell
>>157122929thats difficult given your fat gut
>>157122890An interesting phenomena that should be studied.
>>157122923good but more excited for the big sunday ticket
Looks like the power bogan brigade is out in force tonight
>>157122930my cock is swelling
>>157122937that all port cunts are borderline retarded and obsessed with their shitty plastic clubyeah good use of study funds there mate
tonight's match was dire as predicted right? i dont watch games that dont feature my team
i reckon kingy has some deepfakes of kath
>>157122950I was watching comm games highlights tbqh
>>157122926meant jeets
when you think about the size of their population india is an absolute failure on the world stage of sports
I’m an exhibitionist
>>157123006based every woman aged 16 and older on the beach during summer
>>157123024what happens when women turn 16?
>>157123006crisp carrie bickmore
>>157123080god that would have been hot as fuck
>>157123040They get their first triangl bikini
>>157123040it's an interesting discussion your honour
this thread is dead
Just need a movie to pass the time. Don't care if I've seen it before
zeds dead baby
>>157123160Platoon
>>157123160the birth of a nation (1915)
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/the%20birth%20of%20a%20nation%20%281915%29/country/AU/what is wrong with him
>>157123160Field of Dreams
>>157123160barry lyndon
thread seems dead and then someone posts an inane question and gets multiple responses in minuteswhy are you cunts so afraid to post
>>157123214>why are you cunts so afraid to postfuck off questioncunt
why doesn't Australia make sports movies?>sell the sport to other countries >garuentteed auidence
>>157123227could you imaginethe main character would have to be either a poof or black
>>157123238you need to chill brah, what about the 80s when AFL was at its peak a movie about it would have gone crazy
>>157123227>he's never watched Footy Legends (2006) starring Anh Do
>>157123257the club, zoomer
why does booing upset them so much?even the player himself doesnt mind itlike in their mind what do they think booing means?
>>157123276obviously booing a gay player mwans you hate them because they are gay there can be no other reason for booing a gay player
>>157123160tinker tailor soldier spy
in 20 years time the kayo feed will glitch and cut to the english feed and everyone will lose their minds
in 20 years afl will be less popular that state-level cricket
in 20 years time i will have a wife and grown up children and we will be a happy family
fog poster you in mate?
>>157123383we lost him... to the fog
>>157123338>Implying jeets would be watching in the first place even if it was in Hindi
>>157121367he's a gun when fit, which is unfortunately not very often since round 19, 2023a foot is different to a quad/calf/hamstring so I'm optimistic this time
>>157123383yeah mate just lurking
ill check for ya
>>157123276who'd they boo?
no fog tonight
>>157123664steven gay
>>157123668Thanks
isaac gaynorfucken fairy poofter queer cunt
It truly is such a joy to watch Essendon get absolutely belted nearly every week
>>157123697howd you go last week fuckin idiot
>>157123705Better than Essenshit
i think you meant 'then'
what stops us from declaring war on all the tingo tongo islands in the pacific ocean? imperialist australia would be cool
>>157123815this we should be a problem for everyone not neighbours
>>157123815precisely why they shut down the bradfield scheme and the immigration restriction act 1901.they fear an independent white nation which would actually be able to be self-sufficient and independent
everybody should be good neighbours
>>157123815>what stops us from declaring war on all the tingo tongo islands in the pacific ocean?china
Got (Catholic) church in the morning, night lads
>>157124000>Taking over those islands through corruption, bribery, and performatively altruistic development that result in major infrastructure becoming Chinese property upon government loan defaultsGood>Taking over those islands through open military actionBad
>>157124121>>157124121
>>157123990nothing wrong with being able to defend itself
last for port