Good thing they signed old ass Mike Evans too
The substation strikes again
> Devey's mother, Leslie, told Fox 13 in Salt Lake City that the family believed that he suffered from CTE but that they won't be able to test for the neurodegenerative disease based on the way Devey died.Holy grim
dontt run when it comes
>>157126932All part of the master plan. The injuries will continue until they cut him
now he can blame the car crash for being a shitty coach
>>157126817good I can't wait to sneed post again
Name that player:
was he driving the other car?
>>157126987Is the NFL Great standing behind Tony Romo?
>>157126932>>157126948>>157126984Did he even get paid last year? How can he get paid for refusing to play?
>>157126984He's makin the call right now. If he ain't cut soon...
>>157126917did he attach a grenade to his own noggin? bad way to go.
>>157126889>season ending bussy injuryKWAB
What are the chances Aiyuk himself hit him or sent out a hit?
I think if Rams don’t win the owl this year McVay will be officially overrated.
disgusting buck toothed chink hag
Love cheese pizza, go Pats
Kill minafags. Behead minafags. Roundhouse kick a minafag into the concrete. Slam dunk minas kimes children into the trashcan. Crucify filthy nips. Defecate in a minafags food. Launch Mina kimes into the sun. Stir fry minafags in a wok. Toss minafags into active volcanoes. Urinate into a minafags gas tank. Judo throw minafags into a wood chipper. Twist minafags head off. Report minafags to the IRS. Karate chop minafags in half. Curb stomp pregnant Mina kimes. Trap minafags in quicksand. Crush minafags in the trash compactor. Liquefy minafags in a vat of acid. Eat minafags. Dissect minafags. Exterminate minafags in the gas chamber. Stomp mina kimes head with steel toed boots. Cremate minafags in the oven. Lobotomize minafags. Mandatory abortions for Mina kimes . Grind mina kimes fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown minafags in fried dog grease. Vaporize minafags with a ray gun. Kick walled Mina kimes down the stairs. Feed minafags to alligators. Slice minafags with a katana.
>>157127213I'm a little surprised more CTE cases like Aiyuk don't pop up.
>>157127551some people are just crazy for normal reasons
>>157126889>Even the Niners coaches get injured
>>157127393>Beauty>Brains>Ball KnowledgeI love my queen so much
I was actually reading for like 7 straight hours. I haven't done that since high school.
Okay but who asked
>>157127950grim
My wife wonders why we don't have sex and I can't tell her it's because when she talks about what hurts on her or what she saw on tiktok I'm immediately unaroused
My Rammies :)
are gay
>>157128178How do Rammies do in Australia?
>>157128314They're built for Down Under. But they gotta be careful around sheep shaggers like the Kiwi.
>>157128339What if the substations down there heal the nanners?
>>157128405Then they better get Shanahan down there ASAP.
>Team so injury prone even the head coach is injured KEK
It places the lotion in the basket or it gets the belt again
>>157128129real, honestly my attention span might just be fried but if I get distracted by anything while fucking I just lose my focus
>>157128634I never get to that point. I just groan internally and tell her I'm tired, which I am. I am tik tok'd out. If she shows me one more dancing baby or karen arrest video I'm going gay.
>>157128634skill issue
>>157127950Whatcha readin
>mfw niggas thought the belt was a joke
49ers downfall
49ers eternal downfall
49ers inevitable downfall
49ers forever downfall
wions upsurge!!
Not the belt.....
Always 49ers downfall
9erbros... da belt finna come for Lynch
>>157128925bo nix stepfather
>>157127201Shotgun, funny enough he's from the same town as the Lego scammers lol
>>157127345Papa Ginos is fucking top tier. As a kid every game ended with a trip there. Real ones know.
Chiefs fans vs Argentina fans, who are more mindbroken?
Im getting dangerously close to trooning out.
>>157129160The type into other trans women, or the type who wants a black guy like Diggs to own them?
>>157129160go broncos btw
>>157129132Argentina, soccer is the only thing they have, chiefs fans have the chiefs and taylor swift
>>157129160Do you watch tom grossing by chance?
>>157127950Based literate anon
>>157129160Just win baby!
>>157126948What the fuck is even the situation with him? Why is he so pissed? What did the niners do to him to make him straight up not show up?
>>157129511>What did the niners do to him to make him straight up not show up?Shanahan trippin bruh. Grown ass WHITE MAN showin up at my house tryna talk some shit
>>157129601In retrospect, he made a really good choice.
>>157128722The Assassin's Apprentice. I thought I would hate it because I generally don't like 1st person books.
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/49445904/former-nfl-guard-jordan-devey-38-died-suicide-family-says>play for Patriots>kill selfWhy does this happen so often?
Palworld kinda lit ngl
>>157126987Packers don't take too kindly to Romo
>>157129892>aaayyyyeeeee my back, save the cowboys dik poopscoot
>other driver not harmed in any wayShanny crashed out after hearing AD coming back, 49ers in shambles lmao
>>157129920trannyhan was probably driving his effeminate electric coupe and got runned over by a chud in his pickup
>>157127394>>157128087>>157129181>>157129220>>157129793>>157129872Is this dude on heroin or just desperate for human acknowledgement?
Free Aiyuk
>>157130049Is he okay?
>>157130049>be mutthomes>get eliminated before you get injuredOn no no no no
>>157130049>>157130135So what's the answer? Heroin? Need human contact? What's the problem?
>>157129973Lmao no chuds in trucks out in Atherton you fucking idiot
>9ers HC in concussion protocol>BA just bought a new home in NOVAGod's justice is clear
>>157130049
>>157129920>drug dealing bully that gets outsmarted by a stoner and his homie who is a raiders fanperfect for rasm "fans", btw the original script called for Big Worm to die in the driveby but Ice Cube was told to change it
>>157129872I would pin you down while my gf pegs you
>>157130317>LA Raiders
>>157130218Of course there are, it has been colonized.
>>157130385Didn't say L.A. anon but its nice to know where your head is
>>157130534His head is in my ass
His head is in my bussy
"all in", My ass!
Arena football playoffs are on
>>157130251Hes been a plant in the organization to weed out corruption in the nfl. He is a hero
How old is he?
I was having more fun in the footie threads
>>15713085122
>>157130873arena football clears that shit sport of intense jogging for 90 minutes
>>157126889Grow up, it's not funny
>>157130910dont text and drive kyle
>QB1 is dead>backup QB forced to just pass off the ball for runsWhy? Your backup should know the playbook and be able to throw the fucking ball
>>157130889>intenseNot even intense, like 70% of the players just kinda stand around and briskly walk to their position and wait for the ball to come in their general vicinity
Your backup should know this bussy
>>157130958The fact that they're backups means they aren't good enough to start. Elite QBs are rare nowadays and any team lucky enough to one will almost always lock them up
Damn, I'm gay as shit. I love being extremely gay.
>>157130958has less to do with the backup and more to do with conventional football wisdom. It's better to lose conservatively than it is to lose aggressively. It's why it took forever for 4th down and passing rates to improve. The same kind of logic is all over the game
>>157131173Go now, run and tell your parents. They'll absolutely love it.
>>157131183That seems stupid. If you're paying a guys literally millions of dollars he should be able to play when he's needed
>>157131204>noooooooooo you must be unhappy because of some book some Jews wrote 3,000 years ago!!!No wonder Aaron Rodgers was mindfucked.
>>157131204They already know. Gay sex with my dad is amazing.
>>157130216The common answer is he was raped in NOLA, which caused him to become an obsessive NEET living off both welfare and his parents. He LARPs that he has 'jobs' and lashes out angrily at anyone who questions his autism over a sport that no one else is aware exists in his country. It's sad and I for one hope he gets the help he needs.>queue the misleading pedoposts/obsession over my marriage/general autistic sperging
>>157131390I'm just unhappy because you responded to me.
>>157131173same. anyway go seahawkshttps://boards.4chan.org/gif/thread/30944795/
>>157131446Well you need to actualize yourself to let go of your predispositions.
>>157131460Nah, go fuck yourself.
For me it's posting gingers in slow off-season threads
>>157131539how big is his cock?
>>157131539Soulless
>>157131539>PINKImagine if it said...
>>157131816But why would it say chink?
>>157131854He's talking about Calvin Klein
>>157131854blacked
>>157131448>https://boards.4chan.org/gif/thread/30944795/insanely hot
>>157131816>Imagine if it said...New York Jets
>>157131559What the fuck is wrong with you?
I think you guys should stop faggotposting
For me, it's sucking dick while getting plowed by another man and my Kansas City Chiefs
He won
>>157132328I think you should find a job
do you think you could get five yards in 10 carries or one catch on 10 targets (beyond the los)
>>157132664five years in ten carries. shit ill get you a touchdown
>>157131401Go Hawks btw
>>157132773This makes February hurt even more...
>>157132664im six and a half feet tall and nearly weigh a quarter tonill dive that shit like the fridge
>"I think there is a lot of super mediocrity in the NFL. A lot of not good athletes. Lot of people dropping passes on a consistent basis. I have better hands than them, I’m faster than them, I’m stronger than them, I work harder than them,"
>>157132843I hate that Tom is such a star fucker fame chaser he's engaging with this scammer.
>>157132843He realizes that he's not jewish enough to fix NFL games like he can fix boxing matches right?
>>157132843Kupp wouldn't say this.
>>157129875>nobody caresgrimrip king
>>1571326645 yards net or total?
how drunk was he
>>157129875The funny thing is that he played for the Chiefs longer than he was on the Patriots but no one cares because it was before they became a dynasty.
>>157126889KWAB
>>157133055It's sad as Felger and Mazz would make fun of him for playing the tuba in HS band. A guy who went to my HS and won a ring with the Patriots, Drew Inzer, also played the tuba. Dude is a monster.
>>157131539What's it like for a tiny pale girl to bounce on your throbbing hard erect penis?
>>157133089Felgar and Mazz make fun of everyone. Their entire schtick is being assholes so you can rub it in their face when their dogshit takes fail.
>love heavy snow ball games>hate the bills grim
>>157133178>>hate the billsBased God
>>157133178Aren't they getting domecucked with their new stadium? They won't even have snow going for them
Best player in the League. Your shit ass QB could NEVER
How we feeling ninerbros?
>>157133315mahomesian
>>157133307it’s a canopy not a full dome. thank god
>>157133672>It's just a canopy, not a dome>It's just hrt, It's not full on surgery
>>157126889Maybe this will knock out the part of his brain that makes him choke in the playoffs
i wonder if there'll ever be a game where the team that receives the ball first in overtime has so little confidence in its defense that it chooses to go for 2 upon scoring the first touchdown to be able to survive against a 2pt conversion scored against them
>>157126980
>>157133672>it’s a canopy not a full dome.Stupid and I guarantee it's going to collapse in a snow storm. The NFL should mandate that ALL stadiums be domed.
>>157134388Yes frikkin way, the guy didn't miss a single game in 12 years, only to get hurt in the last game of his last season and he retired after that.
>>157134411Good. I hope all of Buffalo proper dies.
>>157134411Mandate these nuts nigga, fr
LFG!
>>157130049mahomes has taken zero snaps while being eliminated. cant really say the same thing for lameme or allen geg
>>157134704>lameme or allen gegCan't you? Hasn't Allen always made the playoffs? And the Ravens were not eliminated until they lost at the buzzer
Best helmets in the league
>>157132843True
>>157134782
>>157134594He was benched after this shit
I think this year will surprise a lot of people. its going to be insane. I predict the chiefs lead by a healthy mahomes will DOMINATE their division to a generous 12-5 record only to face the pats and bills in the playoffs again. The chiefs will shut away all doubters by wiping the floor with the pats in the divisional 36-13 and preventing another potential bills superbowl appearance by blowing out the bills 34-27. Mahomes will defeat the seahawks in the owl on a last second darnold fumble at the chiefs goal line to win them a brady esc malcom butler ring as you say it.
>people still think what was flyover or not in 1950 is the same as 2026Here is the definitive not-flyover list:>NYC excluding Staten Island>Washington DC>San Francisco>SeattleCities that were once not-flyover but are now flyover:>Boston>Los Angeles>Miami>ChicagoAlso, this should go without saying, but only city limits count. Suburbia is flyover no matter what city it surrounds.
Why the fuck did they make this pick?
>>157134960Socioeconomic factors
>>157127927Being anti-mina is a sign of low iq and early onset chudism
>>157135008She's a defeatist and a traitor to the Darnoldreich.
>>157135029Its hard to go back to slop tier qb play since she started schlicking it to Herbo nightly
>>157135057but that's all herbert has played for 2 years
>>157135065mina actually watches the games and doesn't read a box score and pretend she has like you
>>157134868>Seattle
>>157135057>slop tier qb play
>>157135099he goes down like a gta4 npc kek
>>157134960How does he keep getting OC jobs?
So Shanahan died in a car accident this month?
>>157135099This nigga couldn't even get a single TD on the board
>>157134960>HACK-ett
>>157135179Yes, a seahawks chud in a pickup truck ran him off the road.
>>157135202baaaaaaaaaased gaaaaaaaaaaaaaang
Mina is ideal wife material.
>>157135280Yes
>>157135280if you're gay which obviously you are
>>157135398thats glizzy GOAT to you
>>157135398fucking idiot
>>157135433Seethe, no. Cringe, yes.
It was 21-3
Haven’t been on the board in years. Feeling nostalgic for 2011 to 2016 /sp/. Can you lads please post nfl and /sp/ memes from that era? I do not have any images saved unfortunately. Main ones I remember were >Brady having a giant coat>We’re only up by 40>that one browns QB getting covered up by the flag>brady refusing to throw to a black WR>flacco dragons>mannings forehead >ISHYGDDT>lel
>>157135705This was a favorite of mine.
>>157135705>too much ass
>>157134798>DOMINATE their division to a generous 12-5 recordJust like the 12-5 49ers dominated their division this year?
I had sex today. Anyway go My Team
>>157135630>NFC Northlol who cares
>>157135808left or right hand?
>>157135705
>>157135812knocking off the micah-less packers is like winning the owl for the jester guild
Why tho?
>>157136013You spend all day every day here bro
>>157136013Why is this jackass in here Everytime I check this genny? Does he ever leave? It's just sleep wake up, go NFL every second for 16 hours then sleep then repeat all summer
>>157136030Except when im working or hanging out with mates or doing other shit>inb4 you don't have a job6.5 weeks til im in Melbourne and you're still coping about your shit life
>>157136053>I'll have a job in 6.5 weeksWhat a flex
>>157136059It's winter in NZ and it's a Sunday. I'm home sinking beers and shitposting on /nfl/ and /tv/
>>157136059>he doesn't report to non mandatory /nfl/ daysyou'll never move up the dephtchart like that
>>157136059Does the kiwi actually make people mad? I think he's pretty funny
I need a secondary team to root for. Now that my hawks are the pinnacle of handegg, I need a lost cause of a team to keep me grounded. Cards, Titans or Saints?
>>157136153wear raiders gear like a man
>>157136059A lot of times he doesn't even sleep. He'll be posting itt all through the night to the morning, his local time.
so uh whats uh everyones playoff predictions?
>>157136243Cards or Tits, Saints win an owl too recently for my brain to think they're bad
>>157136235There's nothing anyone ITT can say to make me mad. Especially because I know what you all look like.
>>157136251sovl
>>157136279That was 16 years ago :(
>>157136243I kinda like the Tards.
>>157136290Oh...
>>157136290drew brees aint walking through those doors
>>157136243Cards are truly a lost cause this year, nobody but the kiwi has any belief in carson kek and they play in a brutal division, most you can hope for is seeing how Love does while they tank to the number 1 pick. Saints and Tits have some promise and made some waves in the offseason upgrading their roster so there's at least some expectations going into the season
>>157136267My team will win
>>157136326brees is barely a hofer. he has no MVPs he has never beaten brady or mahomes in the playoffs. its quite sad how you people want to make any average qb into a hofer instead of just fucking off.
>>157136554too sovl full. goodell would never
>>157136527>barelywhats your argument faggot? suddenly shocked there are tiers to QBs inducted? who are you placing ahead of Brees because there arent many I would take over him but you are an interesting loser.
>>157136251That’s my corny Offensive Lineman
>>157136681seems like a kind guy. he thought it was going to be a hard swirl and gets half of colorados flag on his head
>>157134868Legit retarded takes permeating this whole post
And living in a flyover state is bad because…
>>157136853lower life expectancy
>>157136865Meh, not convinced
Hello /nfl/, I've been away from all football news for like three months at least but I'm coming back online.What's the most important stuff I need to know that's happened since the draft?
Will the Chiefs be Super Bowl contenders this year?
>>157137058I finally watched Better Call Saul all the way through, I never got past the 2nd season before.
>>157136889This is the only recent movie that I'm not sure whether I like or dislike after seeing it, still marinating
I am so bored I'm watching kids play flag football on ESPN Australia. Can't they at least show some more baseball?
>>157136865https://youtu.be/LdXjqxiYJYs
>>157127345>Papa Geno'sI would never. Sally's or Modern.
>>157137669>love supporting local pizza places>but also love stuffed crust pizzaIt's such absolute slop but I don't care, cheese in the crust is like crack to me and basically I have to order from a major chain to get it. If I'm not doing that I might as well just go to a more "authentic" Italian restaurant and get a Neapolitan-style pie.
Bought tickets to the madrid game ( Bengals Falcons )
Is Ry back?
>>157138845Expensive?
>>157138845Will this be your first time going to a game? Enjoy. It mite b cool
>>157138845>madridMy Coomies have the first touchdown scored in Madrid in history (do not look up how the game ended)
I've never had stuffed crust pizza in my life
>>157140263Go Chiefs btw
>>157138845I'll see you there la
>>157136527Brees is easily top 10 all time and he's closer to 5 than 10. His defense blew 3 playoff games where he did everything he could to win.>BeastquakeHis defense gave up 41 points to a 7-9 Seahawks team. Saints lost with 36 points.>Catch IIIHis defense couldn't stop the 49ers at all after he had two game winning drives to win the game. Saints lost with 32 points.>Minneapolis MiracleHis defense blows the game again in historic fashion after he had two game winning drives to win, again.He also had the no call against the Rams that would have put him in another Super Bowl. His prime years from 2014 - 2016 were wasted on the literal worst defense in the league for years. He had 3 seasons that were MVP worthy but there was always another QB that had an even more impressive season. 2009 you can argue Brees really should have won. He had a more impressive season statistically, but the Colts were undefeated with Manning starting until the Super Bowl when he lost to Brees. 2011 He set the single season yardage record (5,476) in the same season Rodgers set the QB rating record (122.5). 2018 he set the single season completion percentage which will probably never be broken (74.4%) in the same season Mahomes has 50 TDs. He almost always had the most yards, TDs, and highest completion percentage in the league. I'm not even Saints fan btw, I just hate this retarded idea that QBs should get all the credit the for wins and all the blame for losses. Brees might have had 4 Super Bowls if his defenses didn't always choke and the refs didn't screw him.
>>157140263Why are flyovers like this?
is the goat ready by week 1?
>>157142903the goat wouldn't be the goat if he wasn't ready by week 1
>>157142903Brady is ready right now. He could easily take a team to the CG.
>>157142903Bo’s ankle is healed and ready to go
>>157143562you sure about that?
>>157143562>the other one laffs in timing
>>157143627
>>157143762convenient crop
>>157136243How many football teams do you want to root for. Do you root for more than one soccer team.
>>157142261>Why are flyovers like this?Better taste than flyfroms.
>>157143802Cant let the enemy see his new high tech indestructible ankles
>>157143890Does Pittsburgh count as a flyfrom?
very obviously a bears bengals superb owl
>>157144143Both share the team color orange, the color of rust.
>>157139776Taking my younger brother there so yea kinda but ehh always wanted to go.>>157139860Yea it will be.>>157140148I know how to game ended broski, im a certified ball watcher>>157140997See you dawg
>>157143562>>157143762Bo Nix is already winning the story of training camp
>>157138845>>157144377Hopefully it's a close game. Can't really know how good they'll be until the season starts but i think the Falcons are gonna be heavy dogshit
How about posting some good passing plays for a change?
>>157144528
>>157144549
>>157142903They'd made him a cyborg now
>>157144594
>>157144626
>>157144528Can't guard a perfect pass
>>157144684
>>157144699
>>157144726
>>157144699>ynr that the giants signed Golladay to a huge contract and his only real highlight was a run block 4 years later.
Now that Erin Rodgers buried the hatchet with his familyWill he be locked in and take the Steelers to an owl?
>>157127871I'd say pretty unlikely they announce before the season ends?Fans will be pissed and it'll put the team on a downer
>>157144898Do you think he introduced them to his imaginary wife?
>>157137058Puka is in rehab for cannibalism and the Rammies think getting their own imminently injured Micah will paper over their dogshit special teams.
>>157126889Dick status??
>>157145602like a lump of old mince meat. he's hitting up Jeremy Renner's guy as we speak
not really a fan of the look of the titans new stadium but i can appreciate that its not just copy paste allegiant
Mahomes got even more fat