Beaches editionNRL>GAME 1St George-Illawarra Dragons Gold Coast Titans2:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoJubilee Stadium 1.88-1.96>Jubilee Stadium in Kogarah will be the venue for a Sunday afternoon clash as bottom-of-the-ladder Dragons host the second-from-bottom Titans. The Dragons suffered a 12-20 loss to the Warriors in Round 20, their fifteenth loss of the season. Meanwhile, the Titans scored a stunning 38-32 victory over the Sea Eagles last week, securing two wins from their last five matches. In their last NRL meeting, the Titans defeated the Dragons 22-14 at Cbus Super Stadium, their first win out of the last four H2H games. Overall, the Dragons lead the head-to-head 21-12 since 1998Dragons 1-12 3.00Dragons 13+ 3.90Titans 1-12 3.15Titans 13+ 4.10Dragons -0.5 1.86 Titans +0.5 1.95>GAME 2Manly Sea-Eagles v Cronulla Sharks 4:05pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch 94 Pines Park2.34-1.61>The ‘Battle of the Beaches’ returns to 4 Pines Park on Sunday afternoon as the Sea Eagles take on the Sharks in the blockbuster local derby. The Sea Eagles suffered a tough 32-38 loss to the Titans in Round 20, while, the Sharks secured a gritty 20-18 victory over the Knights. In their last NRL meeting, the Sharks defeated the Sea Eagles 30-14 and have won seven of the last eight H2H games. Overall, the Sea Eagles lead the head-to-head 24-17 since 1998Sea-Eagles 1-12 3.45Sea-Eagles 13+ 5.40Sharks 1-12 2.90Sharks 13+ 3.05Sea-Eagles +3.5 1.96 Sharks -3.5 1.85previous thread >>157115221
Eleven in a row, eleven a row, it was never going to happen was it, eleven in a row
>>157133443NRLW >GAME 1Parramatta Eels v New Zealand Warriors 12:00pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9Eric Tweedle Stadium5.10-1.17>The Warriors won the only previous meeting between these two teams in round 2 last seasonEels 1-12 5.50Eels 13+ 17.00Warriors 1-12 2.90Warriors 13+ 1.79Eels +13.5 1.90 Warriors -13.5 1.90>GAME 2Brisbane Broncos Newcastle Knights1:45pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9Totally Workwear Stadium1.19-4.75>In the off-season, Jesse Southwell joined the Broncos, she’ll face her former team for the first time. Plus Julia Robinson achieves the 50 game milestone Broncos 1-12 2.95Broncos 13+ 1.83Knights 1-12 5.30Knights 13+ 15.00Broncos -12.5 1.91 Knights +12.5 1.89>GAME 3Wests Tigers v Sydney Roosters6:15pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and 9GEMLeichhardt Oval6.70-1.11>After suffering their first loss to the undefeated Broncos, the Tigers face another team with a perfect record Tigers 1-12 7.25Tigers 13+ 23.00Roosters 1-12 3.20Roosters 13+ 1.56Tigers +16.5 1.85 Roosters -16.5 1.96
Cowboys WON kicking three penalty goals. Surely the poo curses is debunked.
>>157133583The simple answer is that the Broncos are so shit they can't win with a 3x poo curse on their side
pooganspooarksEZPZ
Titans chads we feast today
Also why did this image made people sethee?
>quincy dudd
brb lads, Coles has Smiths chips on special
>poogans favourites to win
>>157134203Let’s see if Cookie putting the refs on blast last week pays off
I am reading the evangelion manga for the first time holy shit its good
>>157133842probably because it has nothing to do with this general
>>157133842Probably because rugby is the only sport in Argentina and they’ve never won anything
>>157134214Missing link status - found
>>157134632How so?
Where the fuck are they playing?
>>157134710It’s in Merrylands
>>157134716Forget it anon, it’s Merrylands
TAKE ME TO CHURCH
>Eels are to cheap to open CommBank for an extra day so they send the girlies to Merrylands
holy ogre undies
very obvious that this coco ref is favouring the Wahettes
>>157118196Why? Is it the masculine features? Wing-nut ears? Something else?
Would you?
>>157134853Yes, but only if she leaves the yellow polka dot dress ON
>>1571347648:05 remaining in first half to save anyone hunting
>>157134223Why did ancient Polynesians make their women get sexy lingerie garter tattoos, were they gooners?
Love a chip and chase
That's how I would play if I was called up to NRLW
>>157134974More of a chips n gravy man myself
hello family
DISTRIBUTE IT TO ZALI
>>157134967Name one ancient civilization that weren’t gooners
>>157135003https://youtube.com/shorts/EnRDOY5rUCg
my warriors are never going to win it all
Rory Owen had succumbed
Good take
peels sisters...
>>157134998The gravy at takeaways is always shit gravox though
>>157135198so true. better off making your own gravy and getting takeaway chips to go with it.
who the fuck is the retarded normie commentator on fox? he’s dumbest cunt I’ve ever heard on a footy call
just got tricked into watching some nrlw lads
would love to be defibrillated by Abbi if you catch my drift
BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN
>>157135270
>>157135003Hey m8
>walsh
PEELS PEELS PEELS PEELS PEELS PEELS PEELS
KEK absolute retards in commentary and that’s a fucking crooked call
ZALI ROBBED
Took the commentators about 3 business days to work out that was forward. This is what happens when the commentators aren't actually at the game
one the warriors forwards was about 4m offsides from that play the ball and the retarded coco ref misses it wtf
>>157135333>This is what happens when the commentators aren't actually at the gameYep
The bet
>>157135370Case closed
>>157135377do you think the bunker sits there goonin
>>157135377flat af
Switch to 505 ladies
LETS GO TITANS
>>157135438LETS GOOOOOO
The norwood reaper coming for Southwell
I hope the Dragons thrash em
>>157135437Her name is Zali mate
Family Tips Wooden Spoon Edition6 tipped poogans 8 tipped pootans
Lol, Jake Dukes talking about Gutho like he's dying.
gutho only paid attention to one of his daughters
If Jake Duke was a bomb he'd be Jake Nuke.
Kini been shit for like 3 games already
if Jake Duke was sick he'd be Jake Puke.
Noooooo
foot on the touchline no try TOUCHIES ARE BLIND
>>157135588Lmao. Not bad.
UNC STILL GOT IT
If Jake Duke decided to be a woman he would be Jacqueline Duchess
>decided
>>157135588address?
If Jai Arrow was aboard he’d be called Jai Sparrow.
COMEBACK
Multi halfway there
However
>gutho incharge of running down wingers
been a long time since i've seen the x in charge of y meme get some game time. too long in fact.
if Jojo Fifita had a cold he’d be Jojo Flufita
poogans bros...
KWAB
I AM DE GROOT
might head down the ginza to get a jaylen de groot lads
>>157135689If Jake Duke was sick he'd be Jake Puke.
What a retard he gave him the ball wtf
If Kevin Walters was haunted he'd be Kevin Poltergeist.
If Damien Cook was having a whinge he'd be Damien Sook.
If Valentine Holmes was a detective, he'd be Valentine Holmes.
GET THE TRAINER OFF THE FIELD
Poogans on form today
As of right now, the Titans are above the Broncos on the ladder
Its amazing they looked like shit after the second try and out nowhere they score again titans just have soul meng
>>157135828Based Titans.
If Jaylen De Groot was Chinese he’d be called Jaylen De Gook
If Hamish Stewart drunk heaps of water he'd be Hamish Soupart
>>157135837If Jaylen De Groot created 4chan he'd be Jaylen De Moot.
If Jaylen De Groot was black he’d be Jaylen De Spook
If AJ Brimson was yellow he'd be AJ Simpson.
>>157135884If AJ Brimson was yellow and killed his wife he'd be OJ Simpson
If Cooper Bai went to conversion therapy he'd be Cooper Straight
FLANNO
If Kyle Flanagan was an immortal warrior he’d be Kyle Atlantean
>>157135901>>157135884
Tim Tszyu just got his booty cheeks broken
>>157135979Tim Whozyu?
If Jamie Chapman farted in my mouth she'd be Jamie Brapman
>>157135643based non sex haver not knowing how tinder works
if Jojo Fifita was American he'd be Jojo Fajita
If Reece Walsh was from Pakistan he'd be Reece Welsh
>>157135977Fuck off.
If Tallyn Da Silva was another element he'd be Tallyn Da Gold.
if this game was good we'd be talking about it instead of making up funny memes
>>157136104A Tail as old as Thyme
Holy shit australian ads are straight brainrot aids
this game is reminiscent of 2020 covidball, the apathy from the players and crowd is that obvious
>>157136117but enough about my roast chicken :D
If jojo fifita was a German politician he’d be jodolf fihitla
>>157136124
Gonna have a nap lads
yazzy has big boobies
>>157136140will miss you dont' forget to set your alarm to watch fozball lose
>>157135979Is he the good brother or the drongo special needs one?
>when nepo babies try to kick 40 20s
Knightettes need to make those traitorous little skanks pay
if Toby Couchman was Australian he'd be Toby Loungeman
looms
I feel like every time I tune into a Drags game Sloan is making an error kek
CAN QLD PEEMS STOP TAKING THE FUCKING COWARDLY POOS THANKS
Southwell has a worse hairline than me.
unfortunately for QLDers their cowardice is inherent
>>157136211sorry, I keep pulling on it
Timmy won!
BASED HEARTFUL POOTANS
“I love it when they’re desperate” - Blocka
TITGODS TITGODS TITGODS TITGODS TITGODS TITGODS TITGODS
Titans are just too good
>tipped dragods
WE WANT 50
CAMPGOD CAMPGOD CAMPGOD CAMPGOD CAMPGOD CAMPGOD CAMPGOD CAMPGOD CAMPGOD CAMPGOD CAMPGOD CAMPGOD CAMPGOD CAMPGOD CAMPGOD CAMPGOD CAMPGOD CAMPGOD
St George Dragons? More like SHIT George FAGons
>tipped poogans
DR A P E DAGONSGood for kini he locked in second half, the goat
very shaun johnson esque that one
I miss SJ so much lads
>>157136316He doesn't miss you or know you exist
>>157136328y-yes he does
>adam doohee has been sacked and the Perth Bears has signed himmore at full time
This masthead has been told that Doueihi’s appetite to remain at the club has all but evaporated and that he feels he can no longer play under head coach Benji Marshall.Doueihi and Wests Tigers are expected to hold peace talks on Monday where the club will attempt to thrash out some deep-rooted issues and retain their star player.But the marriage between Wests Tigers and Doueihi has been described as “unfixable.”“Adam can no longer play under Benji – there’s no coming back,” said a source in the Doueihi camp.Only a dramatic twist at Monday’s showdown with Marshall could alter the “unfixable” relationship breakdown.Doueihi’s shock decision to withdraw from Saturday’s game against Canberra wasn’t taken lightly given his passion for the club and was clear proof of his unrest.It is understood that Doueihi has no personal dislike for Marshall but doesn’t want to continue playing at Concord.The tipping point came last week when Doueihi successfully secured a downgrade at the NRL judiciary on Tuesday night, clearing him to play against Canberra on Saturday.The Tigers named their team for the Raiders match at 4pm on Tuesday but Doueihi was unaware he had been named as a reserve in jumper No.22 before the judiciary hearing.“Adam felt totally disrespected when he fought at the judiciary because he knew Wests Tigers had to win the game,” the source said.“The next thing he knew he was jersey 22 and in the reserves. He hadn’t been told by Benji.“Can you imagine (Sharks coach) Craig Fitzgibbon dropping Nicho Hynes to jumper number 22 and not having a chat with him first?“Adam doesn’t dislike Benji but the relationship is unfixable. For Adam to take such a drastic step to not play in a game is proof of that. Adam just doesn’t think he can play for Benji anymore.”
DRAGBACK
>>157136343not reading all of thatwill wait for some spastic with CTE to tell me about it at full time
>“Can you imagine (Sharks coach) Craig Fitzgibbon dropping Nicho Hynes to jumper number 22 and not having a chat with him first?kek likes the smell of his own farts that one
>>157136343So he’s pissed he got named in a different number just in case he was suspended and so the kid on debut could do it with the 7 on his back if he was going to play?
good luck getting picked up at a different club if you're going to act like some drama whore
ngl doueihi sounds like a whiny little bitch. perfect fit for the burrs i reckon.
>>157136361I don't blame Douehi desu. Fuck playing for the Tigers. What a circus.
8 POINT PENALTY TRY
>>157136367Issues at the poogers are a separate matter. The matter at hand is Adam sperging out over a jersey number.
Kogarah has the straightest sidelines in footy
Goddamn this dragons are such bitches, take the L dude
>how was your 250th game King Gutho>w-w-we lost to the pootans
Didn't Benji ask him to move to lock? Pretty stupid idea if true.
I went to Kogarah last year and sat in the seats along the sideline. Basically I was so low relative to the field I had no perspective and couldn’t tell where anything was.
Got the Photoshop ready lads
>spoon confirmed with 6 rounds left stillEmbarrassing. Fold this peem and bring back the Steelers
>>157136389It’s stupid for sure but you have to play where the coach tells you to.
poo then noodles then watch fozball sink further down
>>157136400Don’t write off the poogers just yet.
I do the Jai Arrow celebration every time I get a (You)
good for (you)
We don’t know the full story yet. He may have been promised a halves spot and he’s gone to the judiciary to get off the suspension and then been told he’s not playing in the position he was promised. Something like that happens and he’s a bitch if he sucks it up and says nothing
>>157136401Benji is a shit coach. It's time that experiment ends.
>st george supporters leaving early
>>157136431Pooey, as a player, still has to do what he’s fucking told. Why the fuck would any other club want to sign a player who pulls shit like this?
>>157136408They need to win four of their last six to be a chance of avoiding it. So I’m writing them off. Even being generous, they could beat peels and tigs, maybe they lift and beat poonulla
Doueihi was the biggest factor in the Tigers winning games early in the year, and he's one of the better players in his position. Then he gets dropped for some no name coco, and allegedly is moved into the forwards (pushing the Tigers other best player in Twal out to a different position). I wouldn't say he's justified in having his tantrum but you can't say it's without reason.
>>157136445The need to win 5 because poogers still have a bye in hand
>>157136442It must be something dramatic for him to walk out. He knows what you’re saying, dude’s played footy since he was a kid, and he isn’t the first player to walk out of a club mid-season either
>>157136431>As head coach of the Wests Tigers in the National Rugby League (NRL), Benji Marshall holds a record of 15 wins and 33 losses (a 37.50% win rate) as of mid-2026Yep
>>157136466>peels and broncucks so irrelevant that anon forgot them
>>157136489He's had a dogshit roster the whole time. He seems like a decent coach tactically, but he can't manage players or recruit well. He should have been an assistant coach instead.
>>157136502The team are players that he personally signed lol
Sheens was supposed to coach them and mentor Benji for a couple of seasons and that didn’t happen. Also Doueihi came there with Madge from Souths, he’s probably traumatised by that whole situation of the team not playing for Madge and he was a Madge guy, he’s been injured a lot but also been one of their best players. He probably wanted to leave with Madge again but felt he owed the Tigers something and all he’s getting is shit.All we get is the imagery of a pissed off wog doing burnouts in his Mercedes fourby around the centre of excellence
LETS GO POOARKS
Family Tips Blood in the Water Edition1 tipped womanly13 tipped pooarks
MANLY
>1st set and womanly getting marched up the fieldalready see how this is going to go
>>157136140*alarm buzzer* wake up m8 fozball is on
Is Manly the only club to have a single suburban home ground still?
>>157136350Nicho is not Lebanese tho and would not do laps of Cronulla is he was dropped.
SIX MOOORREEEE
way better game than the pootans one so far
>>157136632Sharks and Tigers
Might be wrong but Tigers play home games at Parra too
POOARKS POOARKS POOARKS POOARKS POOARKS *breaches the water with a cute seal in my mouth*
pooly bros...
Thinking Joey Walsh might be a tad overhyped
We could be witnessing the death of Fozball here
would you cheer for the roosters if your son was playing for them?
>>157136687but I don't have a son
Why the absolute fuck are touchies so afraid to call forward passes?
I’d cheer for my son. I’d wear roosters socks
>>157136660Sharks yes, Tigers have multiple.
>making a genuine tackleFUCKWITTA
COCOMAGIC
>>157136687Of course. Putting sportsball allegiances over family is the most goy thing.
>players up in the ref's face blowing up about the call>"if you dont like my call then challenge it">radio silenceCowardly behaviour
ELITE TRY GIVE THE SPOON TO WOMANLY
Penrith play exclusively at Penrith Park. They’re only not there this year because of redevelopment
Jesse Colqcoon is a beast
>tipped pooarks
i see london, i see france
I see you have no pants
What went wrong with Fozball?
this field is atrocious its a cricket pitch
SEAGBACK
and thats fucking why I hate womanly because every time they score some cunt gets on his horn and it does my head in
Carn the mighty Seagulls
what does this mean?
just tuned in lads can someone sum up the game so far in exactly 5 words?
that haircut...
>>157136804womanly and pooarks playing footy
>>157136802You cannot hate Keiran Foran
>>157136808What an ancient and wise pacific mariner cut this hair cut hundreds of years ago and thought yep this looks good
All these aerial shots today are absolute kino
Ronaldo stole my celebration idea
>>157136823The the fisherman backknot, known as the chonmage, originally served a practical purpose in fishing by allowing the heavy kabuto rain hat to fit snugly and stay securely in place.
my source close to the poogers inner sanctum is telling me there is a race war happening in the locker room with Benji giving special privileges to the cocos. The Criminal was also benefiting from this until he made the PNG decision & he’s now been frozen out. Douheii coping the most heat apparently Twal & Seyfarth hate Benji’s guts now too.
>>157136862unironically believe this
Dumb weeaboo
>>157136801can they make the 8?
>>157136819what’s the purpose? is it so he’s boyfriend can pull it?
>>157136819watches too much anime
>>157136862I genuinely believe Benji has some weird race fixation. Only way to explain some of his decisions.
Nicho you fugly meth head
*MOMENTUM TRACKER ALERT*
>>157136866it’s true m8 & it’s the real reason GalSHIT wanted out pronto.
https://x.com/i/status/2081262115973898442Lomax to the queefs confirmed
>Manly need to not concede a try and find a try of their ownExcellent commentary
>>157136902live jess sergis reaction?
>>157136902lomaxbros we are so back
>>157136891surely there’s more than 4 pines there??
Fuck it the Western Force should just release him so he can spend a year at the Bears
>>157136912not sure theres any pines there champ
>>157136902Oh no no no nooo
not sure about this kicking on the 3rd meme that is currently going around
is Reuben Garrick related to Martin Garrix?
ITS BEEN GIVEN
Nicho wants another Dally M
>>157136918Backfence Brown is sitting on one m8
>>157136938at that point who's the true one at fault the arbonist or the person who ok'd it
Fuckwitta must’ve put the big (C) on Hynes
>>157136952
Current Chiefs lineup (including the players on development deals) 1. Morea Morea 2. Alex Johnston 3. 4. 5. Zac Lomax 6. Gairo Voro 7. Jarome Luai 8. Matty Lees9. Finlay Glare 10. 11. 12. 13. Connor Watson
>>157136955He must have got it down. You can tell by the despairing body language of the Manly players.
>>157136952wtf lolwhats a prostitute doing getting behind the scenes access to the state of O?
>>1571369621. Morea Morea (NSW)2. Alex Johnston (Redfern)3.4.5. Zac Lomax (NSW)6. Gairo Voro (Samoa)7. Jarome Luai (Samoa)8. Matty Lees (England)9. Finlay Glare (QLD)10.11.12.13. Connor Watson (NSW)when are they getting some PNG players?
Did he just call Nikora "Nigora?"
Yeah m8 and he’s been saying Nigo Hynes for years too
>>157136976Alex Johnston is from La Parouse you fuck
another trvoyervich down
>>157136984i dont think they will launch at allbeen absolutely sold down the river by the nrlwe dont need another indefinite spooner
60% of tries scored at Brookvale are at one end of the field. If Manly are running the right way in the 2nd half they are still in this.
is Trbojecvic Serbian for Hospital?
players would have been flocking to play for the Perth Quokkas but NRL didn't want that
>>157137010stop posting your gf you fuck no one cares.
>>157137018its for archive purposes
manly don't want to score because even they hate that fucking horn!
Current Bears best 19 1. Mason Barber 2. Sean Russell 3. Harry Newman 4. Gehamet Shibasak5. Nick Meaney 6. Apa Twidle 7. Toby Sexton 8. Liam Henry 9. Tyran Wishart 10. Mikołaj Olędzki11. Scott Sorensen 12. Siosifa Talakai 13. Josh Curren 14. Iszsac Fa'asuamaleaui15. Luke Smith 16. James Mcdonell 17. Chris Vea'ila 18. Luke Laulili19. Kit Laulili
Actual post from the Cowboys
>The young broadcaster, who is planning to split her time between Sydney and Statham’s cotton farm, said: “I’m living my Hannah Montana life.>“Farm girl and city girl all in one – and loving every minute of it.”
>>157137086>disgusting floorwtf KEK
>>157137093who?
>>157137113our new queen
>>157137113Hannah Montana played for the BroncosW in 2024
>>157137123imagine kissing her forehead
>you can strip with your knees now
>>157137123she looked better when she was chubbier
THAT IS ABSOLUTE BUNKERBALL THATS BULLSHIT
>>157137141too flat for my liking and she’s got a prawn head on her
*be's the only one watching the footy while surrounded by simps*
>>157137123Makeup doing some heavy lifting there
this man killed your peem how do you feel about it?
Freddie Michalak is the Hynes whisperer
nicho hynes haters real quiet right now
Why would you sell Twal? His job security just went up after the only other lock at the club just quit.
>>157137181>”Nigo - créer, c’est vivre deaux fois!”
>>157137005Your math is off, it was 84% scored in one direction.Could also be one side is good and the other is shit.Guess we will never know
manly are so shit
>>157137005>>157137232pretty sure there’s a 100% chance One Direction haven’t played at Brookie lads
Manly Sea Eagles? More like SHITly SUCK Eagles!
Manifesting tries for Nikora and/or Trindall. Please and thank you footy gods
>>157137265
fuckwitta trying his hardest to keep womanly in this
>Hello Sport delete Punters and Dribblers just as Manly start going shit again
>>157137294>keep womanly in this42-6
>>157137307Can't stand those pricks with their hammed up accents and "haha look at me i'm a degen" humour
>>157137193Trindall is carrying him
Would you rather your peem got blown out by 40+ points or just a couple of converted tries where they never even looked like trying?
>>157137357the second option is easier to forget about
>don't oi me kek
don't let em score pooarks I can't stand that fucking horn ahhhh
Been a good week of footy all things considered
>>157137391
>>157137331Pretty sure they’re all private school wankers and they put on the bogan stuff for the likes and views. A parody of a satire if you will
>>157137401This makes me smile
>womanly haven't got 50 on them all season ruh roh
nightie are you ok?
line status: pending
>>157137404Yeah I get that impression as well
SHARKNADO
Dinner sorted lads
Reminder: if you haven't had dinner yet a delicious egg sandwich is always an option
>>157137446know whatcha gonna get?
>>157137457Kentucky Fried Emu should be a thing
come on pooarks!!! do you think the players know about the line
Oh, they know about the line. Everyone knows about the line
NOOOOO don't make me listen to the horn
>walshany relation to walsh?
>>157137506There it isJeez sounds like shit, is it just some arsehole in the crowd badly playing a trumpet?
>>157137474>do you think the players know about the lineI know Ponga knows about the line. The line of cocaine
>>157137523
someone go for a steal!
>dudd plays SaturdaySaturday is a poo-a-thon>no dudd SundayNo poos. Really makes you think
pootans took a poo though
funny how pooarks are sponsored by pilot because they've gone fucking limp!
>>157137551I was asleep
Did Paseka score a try playing the ball?
50 bros...
>>157137123Tiff soared so Grace could crawl.
YES YES YES OHHHH FUCCCKKKKK
Manly are save from the red line.....for now....
one of these peems will put 50 on those shitters
Reminder to stick around for the 6:15 main event!
time for din dins and some black books on the telly
>>157137584question is what peem in that list won't?
>>157137624The dragons are in there...
>>157137584It WILL be GOATcastle
what’s for dinner lads? Thinking I might have some party pies myself
Jasmine Strange just got an epic wedgie and had to pull her undies from up her bum lol
Singapore noodles Fried rice Mongolian beef Satay chicken Rainbow beef Honey chicken
>>157137644DID I FUCKING STUTTER
>>157137605Yeah, nah. See you Thursday
>>157137714
>>157137784girl dinner
>>157137738f**king noice m8 very jelly >>157137784surely you’re have about 4 of these??
>>157137797You add stuff to it but yes>>157137885Add a burger and 1 or 2 of those taco looking things
got an itchy arseholla lads what do?
can't believe jetaya can't even make it into this poogers peem
The Upfront girls where on their podcast complaining about the people calling NRLW a 2 team comp btw
Hmm might want to put your hands together to catch the ball
>Kelleher constructed the pyramids Commentator going a little Sunday night wee-woo if you ask me
BAN THE KICK OFF
poomax will be the first one to quit png because living there SUCKS
How do you get leaped by a halfling?
>meanwhile Jess has to beg her boss to give her new bum of a boyfriend a job
Long hair is basically cheating, shields huge chunks of your body form being legally tackled
Josceyln's vision game is on the up and up
>>157138647It shouldn't count kek
this rupt ta?
cute flag wavers
Girlies should be allowed to take penalty kicks for touch from the train tracks
WE WANT 50COME ON BIG BUM
Note than 50 manpoints is actually equal to 43.75 points in the NRLW (being 7/8ths as long), and the Tigers have been eliminated from premiership contention.
>>157138068lucky she plays at night, she'd turn to stone otherwise!
>>157137999Shower.
>he didnt captain nicho
>2 young coaches on the chopping blockBig Sam is the only good young coach
My Wife Quincy Dodd
Matty Johns Show right now https://youtu.be/CRj61dcvmuU
>>157138653>>157137053UPDATED (if true)1. Mason Barber2. Sean Russell3. Harry Newman4. Gehamet Shibasaki5. Nick Meaney6. Apa Twidle7. Toby Sexton8. Liam Henry9. Tyran Wishart10. Junior Paulo (C)11. Scott Sorensen12. Siosifa Talakai13. Josh Curren14. Iszsac Fa'asuamaleaui15. Mikołaj Olędzki16. Morgan Smithies17. Chris Vea'ila18. Luke Laulili19. James McDonell
>>157139125fuck that's grim
>Manly in crisis talks with Seibold apparently begging to have him back
>>157139125The Perth Nevilles
GAA final was kino. Were you watching, Irish?
>canberra raiders and wigan warriors both won this weekendIn this moment, I am euphoric
>>157148484>Dogs have a genuine chance of making the finals
>>157148484>titans will make the finalsBased
Just found out the AFL have a "wild card weekend" that gives the 9th and 10th teams a chance to make the finals
>>157149221>i watch nrl occasionally and don't mind it but /nrl/ is the most grim excuse for a genny ever. they have an extreme thread autist running their general and it's dead aside from talking about betting or coomers posting about landwhale nrlw players. id rather put up with mickhead in here than post in that grire excuse for a general.
>>157143810Yeah I fell asleep in the second half
Who else is looking forward to the test of the new National emergency system at 2pm. What Rugby League applications could we have for this system
>>157149418It will be come a little more dead now I can't spam about 11 in a row now
>>157149684You can still spam it. We’ll just feel sorry for you now instead of laughing at you like we did before
>>157149669every time the WAHS score an alert goes to everyone's phone saying ITS OUR YEAR.
Feeling pities seems better than being laughed at honestly
>>157150033Foreign Nationals SHOULD NOT have control of our emergency system
>>157134199>>157134214>>157134223>>157134223w-wel-c-come t-to your, er, c-c-country
>>157149418>extreme thread autist Yes>running their generalKek no
>>157148484now tell people who have never watched the footy who the premiers were last year haha
>>157139125You didn't add Adam Douhei
Bears are closing in on Jack Cole and are interested in Niwhai Puru from the Sharks
Newton jets
>>157152057Based Bert enjoyer
>>157148484>bronpoos
>>157148484grim top 8 except for lets gone and the poophins
I survived the great Australian critical warning text of 2026
mine said presidential alert lol
Like my SportsBet account, I got nothing
didn't get to see the game in the weekend, but is the warriors season over?
>>157153010No but there is little reason to believe they are capable of beating the Poothers
>>157153032So the titans are better than the warriors?Come on they can win against the poothers
If Warriors make the top 4, their week 1 opponent gets a big leg up in their finals run. If they finish 5-8, we will get a fair competition.
>>157149669https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbSPBWWMy60
>>157153047nigga you’ll be out in straight sets regardless
>>157153047It’s gonna be a Warriors v Sharks grand final. Screencappy this post
so basically we are watching touch footy. hookers, front rowers, five eights and fullbacks are basically useless. its all about the halfback giving the ball to the winger and scoring. its actually basically nfl.
Tigers Assistant John Morris will join the Dragons next year
Tyson Smoothy has signed with the Perth Bears
>>157153510Rough punishment, what’d he do wrong
>>157153922No white boys allowed
As of right now the Bears have 23 of their top 30 spots filled. 8 Outside Backs 1 Half 1 Hooker 11 Forwards 2 Utilities If you add Junior Paulo and Morgan Smithies that's 2 more forwards with 5 spots left
>>157153585great get
>Tigers players are reportedly turning up to gym sessions with bumbags and vapes Gee I wonder who that could possibly be
>>157154209THE CRIMINAL!!
Wow, Doueihi is 100% in the right:https://youtu.be/p8Wq3-riFTgOther revelations >Terrell May is Benji's bum boy>people are turning up to training in bumbags and vaping>Benji refused to instruct Doueihi on whether to contest charges or not, lef the decision up to him>Benji refused to attend the judiciary to support Doueihi>Benji didn't tell Doueihi he was dropped, only found out the next day when a friend called him>tried to ambush Doueihi today to attend an employment meeting without Moses or any other rep>Moses is backgrounding every journo about it
Luai called Doueihi and offered to step aside from the halves
>>157154209https://m.youtube.com/shorts/H5CaK7K-Y90
>>157153943
https://youtube.com/shorts/Zw7bnCY-dbo
>>157154788Coconut cartel
Fatty revealed that Mario is now under 24 hour carehttps://youtu.be/cVkniC0n7y0
I grow old . . . I grow old . . . I shall wear the bottom of my trousers rolled.
>>157155541
is benji a bit of a fuckwit?
>>157155950:(
who are your european team and why?
.F Bill Oddie
>>157156611Look up creepy Easter Bunny pictures. Why is it so hard to make Rabbit costumes that don't look demonic
>>157153046Not in the finals.
>>157160297I dont think they watch superleague that muchAnd if you meant union they are gonna sethee
>>157160489We will see
>>157160297
>>157160297I used to like Leeds back in the day. These days I just want anyone outside of the typical teams to win like Hull KR last year for the good of the sport. Ideally would like to see one of the French Teams or the London Broncos win when they get in
>>157160490There definitely hasn't been as much Pooper League posting this season. Last year some of us would catch a game every now and then.
Jack Cole has signed with the Perth Bears. That takes their player tally to 24
>png peem doesn't have any png players>bears peem doesn't have any bears in it :(
>>157160297I just hope everyone has fun
>>157161509Not a single hunter is going to make the step up?
>>157161509>>157161883They have 3 actual Papuans on development/train on deals
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DapUyh2EVg5/it was too long for me to convert and post
>>157162424I got you family member
>>157162555thanks x
7. Adam Doueihi
Vindicated on the tigers being shit on account of to many coconuts
>>157162680Everyone knows you need a white majority spine and a white captain to keep the cocos in line.
The Roosters have reportedly told Daniel Tupou they are willing to re-sign him for the 2027 season, but Tupou is understood to have doubts about whether he can continue playing
>>157162555Female athletic excellence cruelly thwarted by the man-ball, this is why we fight.
>>157162555>mfw the best part was a hint of thong
Laurie Daley is set to officially inform the NSWRL he is stepping down as Blues coach later this week.He battled a health issue throughout the Origin series, which is believed to be a factor in his decision.
Tea
>>157163211Looks good lad. Enjoy.
>>157163211based garlic butter user
hairy arms on your missus
>Adam Doohee will wear jersey 7 their next match>he has made up with Benji and has agreed to bow and salute his peemmates when walking past them
Laurie Daley has been diagnosed with prostate cancer :(Life expectancy.... 2-4 years.
Rumour is the Dragons are going to sign Kodi Nikorima on a 2 year deal
>>157163644That's rough
>>157163644Damn recently doctors thought my dad had that glad they were wrong
>>157163027we should change the ball size for everyone
>>157137418No.
>>157162555Trips of sovlful webms
DCE to spend his last year at the Titans
>>157163766That’ll be 1.2milly + tip>>157168916That’ll be 750k thanks
>>157163766dragons lowk building a goat rosterplus their young forwards have a lot of potential
Will gutherson play next year?
its Clint Gutherson m8 not Will Gutherson >Clint Gutherson is signed with the St George Illawarra Dragons for next year. He agreed to a three-year deal in November 2024, which covers the 2025, 2026, and 2027 NRL seasons.
>>157163211Is that two /nrl/ family members living together?
>>157169640go broncos!
If Run it Strait (Rugby League 1s) keeps growing and all of the Cocos switch over will this be a good or bad thing for the NRL. I reckon good.
>>157170622People die playing this. Not cool.
>>157170622Its worse than powerslap, i dont get it its like league cte discussing is ten years behind union, kinda based but not good for the players
>>157170864I don't think the existence of Run It Straight has any connection to a lack of CTE discussion in League.
>>157170622Bad for the construction sector
>>157170864Run It Straight has nothing to do with football (rugby league). It’s just some retarded shit some retards are doing and they didn’t even stop after someone was killed
>took until Wednesday for the Sunday thread to hit bump limit This is what happens when shitters like the poogans play on a Sunday
more of a gamethread general tbdesu
There's nothing to talk about on a WednesdayShit games this week except for like 2 anyway
Roosters star Millie Elliott has called out the double standard in the conversation on the competitiveness debate in the NRL and NRLW.The concept had been promoted by Sharks rival Tiana Penitani, but both Nizza and Kernick argued it would not be the right move and that any suggestion the competition has become a “two-horse” race is “bulls***”.Now Elliott has backed up her teammates by declaring there needs to be a greater incentive for players to even consider moving to other clubs under a proposed tier-based system.“If you want the girls to move and you want the game’s talent to be spread out more, then you’ve got to increase the salary cap and make it enticing,” Elliott said on ‘Say Less with Millie, Keeley & Kernick’.“... I’m in no way saying we need more money, we need more money. I’m not saying that at all. I’m saying if you want girls to move, give them a better offer to move to make it worth their while.“For instance, they’re trying to grow the game in the men’s side. I don’t even want to get started on the men’s side. You would never tell a men’s side that are going too well or who have too many good players to go somewhere just for the growth and good of the game.“Penrith won four back-to-back premierships (and made) five grand finals. Were the NRL saying, ‘Get him out, move him, put in a tiered system’?“They lost players every year that would go to new clubs because they got offered more money. It was worth their while. They were setting their family up. Look at PNG for instance. What’s the incentive for players to go over there? Tax-free money.”Elliott was speaking with Roosters teammates Keeley Nizza and Olivia Kernick after the pair made headlines last week with their passionate pushback against the idea of a tiered roster system.
Are the sharks going to put 50 on the broncos now that the broncos season is over?Also is trell going to come back and save the bunnies season?
I meant the knights
>>157172884Trell has nerve issues he might not come back at all
so dragons have bought:>nikorima>drinkwater>metcalf>sami>koloamatangi >watsonis someone going to stop them????
>>157172871>double standardnot reading the rest of that how about NRL stops funding your shit and you market and fund your own sport, GIRL POWER!
Gutho, Flanagan and Atkinson for the Illawarra Cutters next year
>LE RANDUM SOWVS GUY XDXDXDXDXD
>>157172394I sense a deep fear of Polynesian excellence
>>157172871Roosters and Broncos = Alpha sex-haversEvery other NRLW club = clueless incels complaining that no girl wants to date them
>>157172884Only thing Trell is saving is delivery fees as an Uber Eats One member
Trell is a doordash chad
>>157172871>Advocating increasing the salary cap when only two clubs have resources to spend money on NRLW>>157172904
>>157172904I didn't mean to tag you but enjoy the you. Also the Knights are natural fuck ups so will not put 50 on the Broncos
>>157173245She's talking about how the clubs treat their women. Roosters and Broncos are romantic boyfriends who listen to Boyz II Men. Other NRLW clubs are Tate retweeters.
in one ear out the other sounds like made up shit to continue the narrative that women sports people are hard done by when in reality they're carried by men
