neet hours eleni edition
>>157137585takes me at least 3 mins to get a stiffy champ
>>157137587NOT 15 PLAY ON
>>157137587>No late Sunday gameGay.
go hawks!
>>157137587pretty sure the female ump in bane v port paid a handball as a mark today
I'm old enough to remember when everyone said Sam Draper was shit
a woman can do anything a man can do
>>157137587
THREE WORD ANALYSIS. NOW.
>>157137625Suck my cock
>>157137621>old enough to remember last year
>>157137625Nick Daicos Brownlow
>>157137621>fuck all hit outs and a once a year goalBig game.
don't even wanna check my supercoach team
>>157137630>>157137638>seething bombers customers
>>157137621he is tho pride always comes before the fall
>no club wants ridleyOH NO NO NO
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>157137625FUCK YOU WILL
2032 seasonThursday night footo>Geelong Cats vs Hawthorn 19:30Friday night footo>Western Bulldogs vs Essendon 19:30>West Coast vs Hawthorn 21:30Super Saturday>North Melbourne vs Fremantle 13:10>Canberra Giants vs Port Adelaide 16:30>Richmond vs Gold Coast Suns 19:30>Adelaide Crows vs Tasmania Devils 19:30Sunday ticket>Brisbane Lions vs Carlton 13:10>Melbourne vs Sydney Swans 15:30>Mandurah Crabs vs Collingwood 18:10
>>157137659Guy's made out of paper and being paid shitloads due to Essendon's mismanagement. Plus they'll probably still expect a first round pick for him because he's got 3 years left on his inflated contract. Pass unless they're paying a chunk of his contract and taking a 2nd round pick.
Anyone else straight but prefer gay sex?
>>157137659honestly feel bad for himwhen he's going well he's legit
>>157137587How is this neet hours what so ever
>>157137694nah not really
https://x.com/haydiemaybird?lang=en>tfw no aussie cowgirl gf
>>157137682huh, where sainters?
>>157137708usually baysideor around the bottom of the ladder
>>157137702because I said it is
>>157137625Adelaide - Not good enoughBrisbane - beat port adelaideCarlton - Will finish 10thCollingwood - Can't stop winningEssendon - Lost after winningFremantle - Top of ladderGeelong - Don't remember theirmatchGold Coast - hardwick is fraudGWS - Bad at footballHawthorn - top 4 teamMelbourne - Improved this yearNorth - i dont know (if they won or not)Port- injured and dumbRich - might miss finalsSaints - red white blackSyd - won the derbyWC - Probably lost idkWB - Worst top 8 team ever?
>>157137719you just be saying things
>>157137726if you have to put the team names next to them then youre not much of a wordsmith
>>157137726>WB - Worst top 8 team ever?I don't think this is 3 words.
>>157137587Aussies you have the best milfs
>>157137659very little value for players who can only play like 5 games a season
>>157137741who the fuck cares prick you know what i mean
>>157137748I feel like they often wall too early due to sun exposure and frequently too much alcohol.
>>157137762I think that increases their appeal because they’re get-able do you know what I mean?
>>157137659>Essendon could've traded Ridley to Brisbane for a first round last year>Will now need to settle for whatever they can get and pay some of his contract>Essendon could've traded Merrett to Hawks for three first rounds last year>Will now need to settle for a couple of second round picksList management 101.
>>157137754You'll do well to lower your tone next time.
Got next week off toil so I'm going to spend the next few hours singing karaoke and drinking red wineThen I'll think about how I'll spend the rest of the nightenjoy work tomorrow faggots AHAHAHAHAHA
shame on anyone who boos a champion
>>157137782No man leaves the essendon machine without being physically broken and their dreams destroyed.
remember who you are white boy
>>157137702Wagies are already huddled on the floor crying in the foetal position as they mentally prepare for tomorrow's toil
>>157137800This. Nicky Winmar deserves our respect.
>>157137780What old english roses like?
watching the NRLW lads
>>157137816* are ffs
>>157137822soul
>>157137816nigella lawson, mostly
>>157137817theres trannies in nrlw?
>>157137843wait a minute
>>157137843gross
>>157137816most get fat
when i come to power, being male and engaging in gay shit = death penalty
>>157137848yes
>>157137843>painting your cornices and junction trim colour>painting your celing same colour as wall
>>157137887they're fags mate they obviously had absent fathers
>>157137887should have callled a tradie in
You can only reply to this post if your team has won enough games that it's now mathematically impossible for them to miss finals.
>>157137843mick and josh
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472033/
>>157137932didn't know they made a little big planet movie>jennifer connellymmm lovely bum hole on her
>>157137887she sort of looks like annie knight
>>157137625>booooo you suck>top 6 looms>kill whoever overlaps>friday night games>another derby slaughter>gallant first quarter/iggs fucking suck>wildcard threat looms>wildcard officially unobtainable>raped the dosn>gallant first quarter/dons fucking suck>the inferior derby>swans season stabilises>flat track bullies>gallant first quarter/tiggs fucking suck>sleep, rush, win>six seven lol>can't kick straight>finally kicked straight
sunday night dread and depression setting in
spill the tea lads
>>157137914
would be funny if >my crows miss the finals (mathematically possible)
considering how many top picks they've BUSTed, the camrys are doing well alright
that shithouse st kilda v north game was essentially a wild card previewwhat a waste of time
>>157137993gulden kinda looks like the gigachad guy herre
>>157138008do you think they have a chance this year
I need to gamble
>>157138025no, they're mental midgets
>>157138020afl will be hoping against all hope one wildcard is collingwood vs carlton
>>157137914any team with less than 15 wins can miss top 6any team with less than 13 wins can miss top 10
just thought of something really funny lol
>>157138055That's a really nice namerolls of the tongue a treat
>>157138043Guarantee I wouldn’t find it even slightly amusing
where da webmz at
>>157138084
>>157138071I noticed multiple times today where sheezel looked like the genuine leader of the group, was good to see, all the boys have re signed, reckon we’ll be ok norfies
>>157138100Love this, not afraid to put his body on the line for the team.
Thank you mods for keeping this general free of p*rnography
>>157138084Mate have you heard of /wsg/? It would blow your mind.
>neet >grandpa left a ht sedan with bench seats and column shift in good condition and a whole heap of other old cars when he died>i ended up getting the ht a few years ago but only drive it occasionally>bloke offered me 40k for itDont know whether to sell it or keep it
>>157138111crazy how light milky coffee drinks are known universally as “girly” drinks, but in australia you see alleged “manly blokey bloke men” trying to look tough sipping from the caffeinated equivalent of vodka cruisers
>>157138084>>>/gif/30955001
>>157138135the man in the webm is really pissed off that the man filming made an ice coffee. Did you notice that?
>>157138115This, we are a Catholic community, no place for such sinful material here.
>>157138150holy shit good pick up wow
>>157138135yeah but aussies are heemers
>>157138135no one thinks you hard based on your drink choice champ
>>157138135only wogs care about the colour of one's coffee
>>157138150sure, but how is that relevant to my point? coffee with milk is universally known as a chick drink everywhere except in australia>>157138167lattes and flat whites are chick drinks
>>157138007shidnee :-DDD
>>157138191how rude
what about a me espresso
>>157138193The man standing behind the counter is acting like a woman because he is a coffee elitist and he refuses to make the man filming the coffee making an iced coffee the man filming is simply trying to educate the man behind the counter that he can also enjoy coffee if he adds ice to it.
>heh you losers have you cereal with milk? thats so gay in my third world shit hole country
expressos
>>157138148thumbnail looks like he's thinking about foxfooty
>>157138211>makes a chick drink>refuses to make different chick drink
>>157138191Kek TAKE THE BANANAS AND JUST LEAVE OK
>>157138186thiswogs care about muh espresso as they drink 20 a day, who cares at that pointwogs also have lactose intolerance and refuse to have milk after morning
anime looms
>>157137587any other architecture enthusiasts just coom aesthetically at the winner of Grand Designs UK and The Royal Bong Architecture association thingy? corr nice abode.
>>157138191saar do not redeem the bananas OKAY MA'AM LEAVE THE BANANAS
I just drink black coffee because it extends my fast
>>157138135
>>157138042The top 4 cannot miss the top 10. They will all play finals. The draw as it is means while it is still mathematically possible the circumstances required for Adelaide, Melbourne and Geelong to miss are not remotely plausible.
>clarko says you cant stop nas>geelong literally did a week agokek he is so washed
>>157138193youre a spastic. a dead.set.spastic. and a vegan, I suspect.
over here you have to specify that you don't want ice in your espresso
Hate coffee with milk but love cruisers double blacks and cider
>>157138315kys nonce
>milk in coffee? thats a chick drink
>>157138296>Acknowledges that St Kilda's gameplan is basically set up around NWM>Has no plan to stop him
>>157138315Get a vpn atp lil bro >>157138328
>>157137816Depends what class they're from.
>>157138328bit rude mate
>kys nonce
>>157138315and your woman with a penis.
my woman?
Maybe he went to thailand to train muay thai, stop harassing him.
>>157138345fat sluts
yes your woman
>>157138345What’s are they saying
>The AFL has ethnic radio stations also broadcasting live commentary in Arabic, Spanish and Greek — stations part-funded by taxpayers.>Nothing in Hebrew, of course, and nothing in northern European languages other than English. People speaking that stuff are too assimilated, and now too outnumberedkek guess who got upset over the hindi broadcast last nightevery time
>>157138401how much they want spunk
>>157138370apparently there's a lot of post-ops over here now. grim stuff.
>>157138315I like your thai tea that comes in a can and you mix it up. Its delicious stuff.
>>157138408That's awful.
>>157138414>your thai its a sex tourist not a local mate
>>157138429sex resident actually
>>157138401>>>/gif/30955220
>>157138416that's transphobic sweetie do better x
>>157138404>group that receives more special treatment than all other groups combined becomes upset when they discover one tiny aspect for which their small group is not being exclusively catered
>>157138408post dental procedure?
>>157138441lol you can visualise the bbc and its not even there
>shittatooideas.jpgso true
>>157138442
>>157138442Veneers look so grim, also can I see the gangbang footage?
>>157138441Webm related did it better, it must be said. GOOD workout for the thighs, might do it later meself. Thanks for the reminder
>ynr the bbw orgy
>>157138370Why would you want to do that>>157138408Grim
Had a post to make but forgot it, it’s on the tip of my fingers
>The AFL will release the Rd 23 & 24 fixtures on Wednesday. But Friday night Rd 23 is locked in. The Thurs night there’s a standalone AFLW match (Melb v Haw) so no men’s match that eveningYOU WILL be watching the aflw okay chuddie
>>157138503sounds like you had a post op go wrong
Got caught holding my balls AGAIN.
Why is my missus a bitch now that she’s pregnant, she was extremely agreeable before hand
>>157138529Hormones all over the place / she's got you trapped now so the mask can come off.
>>157138526me as the training ball
Why do port never rest allir allir? No player can play at their absolute best 100% of the game
>>157138546No but Steven May
>>157138529applied for medical school yet mate? sounds like you'd make a top-tier gynaecologist
>>157138526Wasn't planning to wank tonight but will now
>>157138546I assume that all that culturally-approved sex with virgin female children give him restorative powers like wolverine, as well as cure him of the HIV all his type are riddled with.
>>157138526is this trade school?
>>157138615Lmao
>>157138487>Alyssa was 16 years old hereAnyone who's dick moved better report themselves to their local authorities.
>>157138664In mickspergs case the authorities would be Ghostbusters
We love Micksperg here.
We love (post-op) Micksperg here.
>>157138700Need some new songs with k-rose vibes
>>157138713?
more of a pre-op pre-wall post-salvation post-rehab micksperg man me>>157138728i don't want to talk about it
>>157138728Didn’t mean to reply to you brother
>>157138664not according to the law
>>157138743Go down to your local police station now, tell them you watched that webm and your dick moved and they'll tell you the current legal implications and where to from there.
Had another post to make but forgot it again
I think the years of alcoholism is starting to effect me
>>157138751they told me 16 is the age of consent therefore i'm a normal healthy male and am wasting their time
>>157138753You should reflect on what it was until you remember. I'm sure it was really important.
That's why I write down all potential posts in my notepad and save them them for prime /alf/ hours.
>>157138764You should have insisted they lock you up.
KILL ALL TRADIES
>There are blokes out there that don't have an irl meme folder and post idea notepad
>>157138786What on earth is this?
>The Starlight Kids Foundation ad makes me feel sadHow did I become such a giant pussy?
>>157138776The 60 second cooldown kills my potential
>>157138777i did but the hot milf cop said there was no need for her to perform a cavity search
>>157138798
>>157138615GOTTEM
>>157138798Cant stand watching sbs because of there depressing charity ads
>>157138795Incel kino
>>157138795some channel 4 show conditioning people that healthy males who don't have sex every week are the greatest threat to our democracy iykwim haha
>>157138786what makes someone take this acting gig?
k-rose
>>157138798>>157138811one of the reasons the telly goes on mute whenever there's an ad breakdon't need that shit guilting me into giving away my neetbucks when things are so expensive
>>157138816I can't tell if is this real or not
>>157138831Most actors are desperate for any work.
>>157138831this but porn stars
fuck up feetsperg
Feet are irrelevant to my dick
>>157138854
>>157138841It's real that some British cat ladies actually made a cautionary show about an incel being turned into a killer but nothing about the content is real or even grounded in reality.
Should I watch taxi driver or triumph of the will
>>157138902Yes.
Too much feet shit and not enough laughs. I'm out
As someone with foot issues who has needed multiple minor surgeries, I can never understand being attracted to feet.To me feet represent pain, discomfort and expense
>>157138917
>>157138912No one in /afl/ could handle this baddie
feet do nothing for me
>>157138943no but steven gay
k-rose similar songs
>>157138951adam and eve, not adam and steve
imagine if you had a mexican gf and she ate lots of mexican food and she had a big bum and she farted a lot
>>157138951How on earth does not liking feet mean one is gay?
mexican food has never made me poo like thatnot sure what slop americans eat to cause that
>>157138960this but beautiful white gf, ate only healthy food and didn't fart
>>157138965Maybe they make it really spicy
Who is behind the feet spam? Is it mick, or poosh?
josh post some gay porn mate
its the that that likes mogging the jannies
>>157139010ThisMilquetoast ahh spam
i don't get it, i'm not aroused at all
Im focusing so hard on the feet but nothings happening. If you find it erotic, In your opinion which is the best foot pic posted so far?
just dont post tranny webms again
i pwnt u jannycel
why do you guys like the freemason david attenborough so much? he's only ever made those films because he enjoys watching animals suffer and die
>>157139055I like this one the most >>157138912
Australian FOOT League
what is it with gen alphalets saying ahh and dihh in places you can just say arse and dick
>>157139089LOL
max king and jordan ridley kwab
>>157139055The one where the girl was sucking the other girls feet bit that was just for the degrading aspect
>>157138345If I’m thinking of the right girl, the girl on the right is dead. She had a horrific time growing up - and the stuff she would say and do on camera was insane. Nice girl.
>>157137625HEAVE HO UNNA
>>157139089Kek
>>157139109>women
Feet are the worst fetish
>>157139109If I tried to do that it would be a mix of chunks and mostly liquid.
>>157139131What do you eat
>>157139136I don't want to talk about it.
>>157139131Kek you're the guy that always posts about having diarrhea
bit of carry on about in here
> the file name implies their is a poo 1,2 and 3, and potentially a poo 5.
bet it was wogbot carrying on about coffee earlier
it all makes sense when you realise hardwick is an essendon person
>>157139138no but steven defecate
if he was me when i see asian feet he'd be harddick iykwim haha
Honestly, the feet are more disgusting than the scat
Ken Bruce has gone madKen Bruce has gone madKen Bruce has gone COMPLETELY MAD
>>157139174go tigs btw
>>157139175me on the right
>>157139210fuck off idiot
>>157139210up the fuck harden
>>157139210you can't tell me what to do you're not my stepmum in bed iykwim haha
/afl/M. Head3 votes
>>157139175the absolute STATE of Bombers customers after decades of abuse at the hands of their club
>>157139277FUCKINGB A S E DASED
>>157139243>>157139277Kek
mickhead you're all right
Sunday 9:23 PMwork tomorrow
>>157139277fucking umps are just looking at the post count and not quality anymore
>>157139306
the vfl is just a better league to follow
>>157139314>victorian football league>multiple teams not from victoriahey ive seen this one before
>>157139325yeah it's good don't tell anyone about it
>>157139210You a mod?
>>157139305y-you too thanks>>157139325>antisemitism
>>157139330no but steven moderate
>>157139339by all reports he does not micky
>>157138615
Was it autism?
>>157139343how do you know can you see all reports iykwim haha
>>157139314How much of it have you watched this year? Skills a lot lower than AFL and if it can be believed the umpiring is even worse.
>>157139346I think that was a good selection.
haven't had dinner because I just want to drink
My neck is fucking killing me
>>157139379Can’t keep drinking for more than a few hours without eating, otherwise I just get a sore tummy and fall asleep
do you guys like the block?
>>157139404meant cock iykwim haha
>>157139404I've never watched it
Are you blokes looking forward to work tomorrow?
>>157139382Neck pain is the worstOnly thing that helped mine is staying active and not too much time hunched over a desk
>>157139404I used to in its hey day
>>157139404As in a block of chocolate? Yeah, I could do with one desu. Block of Black Forest or KitKat Gooey Caramel would go down pretty nicely right now.
>>157139404I only watch anime or episodes of House
I remembered my post from earlier do you blokes like pineapple on pizza?
>>157139428careful, you'll wind wogbot up
You’re only as healthy as you feel
i'm not convinced anyone likes or enjoys having a phone shoved in their face and being told to watch a video while being stared at for their reaction to it
mick you'd love a big cock up your arse wouldn't you? slut
>>157139440Yep, crisp take.
>>157139440You must know someone and the content they like very intimately, it’s an art but when you pull it off it’s a moment to behold
>>157139434The headaches got worse. I think I've got stomach cancer.
there is literally nothing wrong with being a slut in fact it's very empowering for women and transwomen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8TWjzn3MJsRTB did nothing wrong, another faggot """""journalist'""""" being a cunt
>>157139480It's been suggested that people with PhDs and years of experience have established this through the use of science.
I am so sick of spanian not uploading on his second channel, ruins my every second sunday
>>157139483I'm honestly surprised Ross was putting up with that shit from the journalist. I've never heard one get that lippy back acting like his faggot questions have to be answered. Usually they shrink back in their seat. Ross should've Bevo'ed him.
>>157139504Hard for coaches to get away with that, if he bit back harder everyone would be against him. Journalist is an absolute mong trying to rile him up.
>>157139483>RTBmeant bobby fischer iykwim haha
>>157139492wouldn't mind if milfs with PhDs and years of experience established this through the use of my dick iykwim haha
Are you blokes looking forward to Australian cricket matches and AFL matches being held in India?
>>157139109what the frankenstein is going on herewhats that scar from?
9/9 this week how did you guys go?
>>157139548no because brown people are le heckin bad or something!
>>157139573celebrated the missos bday on friday (didnt forget), mowed the lawns and waterblasted the house yesterday, and then called mumza this morning before shooting 82 at golf
How do I stop being such a chronic procrastinator?
>>157139615i'll tell you later
>>157139615Write a list and do stimulants
>>157139600I actually did one of these things this weekend
I’m a total fat fuck
>>157139615For me? Masturbate until my foreskin is swollen. Then I can't use it as an excuse any more.
>>157139628This works for me but it's long term effectiveness is coming into question
>300 word chapter summary due wednesday>haven't even startedi am fucked
>>157139632What do you like to eat
>>157139644Yeah I can’t do stims so not much gets done for me
>>157139659Sandwiches and stuff
>>157139653>300 wordmate thats barely a 15mins writing
>>157139668how did you get fat then
Fuck cars
>>157139669holy newcunt
>>157139687Been here since 2020, "champ".
>>157139707based freshcazspazblowie
>>157139653>300 wordsNigga you in year 6?
>>157139751holy newcunt
>>157139615you don’t. It’s over
m00t got mad at me for calling him a rubber neck faggot in a thread a long time ago on bI am 42 years old
>>157139755Settle pettle
>>157139761remember Snacks
I started posting on 4chan on /asp/ in 2019
>>157139781Is that the Asperger’s board?
Who should I put down for 3+ next week? Excluding Godnow of course he is a lock
AFL mentioned
What do you blokes like to read?
I started surfing 4chan in January 2016 and it’d be shocking if that meant I had been here longer than half of you
>>157139819The flavours of chip packets. Who am I kidding. I just pick by colours.
>>157139801It was
>>157139819kiwifarms
>>157139819Mein Kampf - Dalton translationCulture of CritiqueA People That Shall Dwell AloneSeparation and Its DiscontentsThe Rudolf Report: Expert Report on Chemical and Technical Aspects of the Gas Chambers of AuschwitzHitlers RevolutionThe International Jew - Henry Ford (1922)SiegeThe turner diariesChurchill, Hitler and the unnecessary war
Reckon I've been on this dump of a site since 2005 or 2006.
There are people on this site that have made over 1 million posts
>>157139842Ive been on 4chan since 2008 and /sp/ since 2010
>>157139819anything in iambic pentameterthe greekscomedic classics
>>157139882True. Lots of TradeDraft Types here
>>157139889Decided to try look up some friends that introduced me and they don't exist. Could have all offed themselves and I wouldn't know.
>>157139913who is your favourite character from antiquity? for me it's medea
>>157139950oedipus iykwim haha
f1 time
>>157140041Cam on osca
>>157139841based
>>157139950dunno about favourite but I find Orestes quite compelling
Reading is for pseuds
>Scats Faggots on Bigfoidy crying that Gallop should get 12 weeks for pushing Georgiades into the groundlol losing that grand final like that really buck broke those bitches.
>>157140122One guy reckons he should get a year for it.
>caring what people on bigfooty think
*eats 150g of brie in one sitting*
>>157140307good for a laugh, innit?
>>157140513for me it's streamed pk chatbigfooty jannies would mald so much if they read the f1 chat rn
whatever happened to that pedophile who used to post here?
>>157141015which one champ?
>>157141015Im still here mate
>>157141360applied for tafe yet mate
>>157140907>chatango tranny jannies when a user types capital letters in their safe space
>>157139615modafinil
>>157141671just makebsure you stay hydrated and rested and shit
has a team ever won the premiership with less than 100% during their season?
>>157141951Yeah plenty of times.
>>157142001When? I've looked back until 1990 and the lowest % I've seen is 113.7% in 2019
when do you guys talk about afl? are you fake fans?
>>157142182The only instance I'm aware of is 1916 with Fitzroy winning the premiership with a percentage of 81.6%. The only reason I know of that season is because it's anomaly where the team in last place also won the flag because there was only 4 active teams in the league due to World War 1.
>>157137625
oscar piastri is the harley reid of formula 1 drivers
