Usman sendoff edition, thank you for everything you did for MMA.
just know if there's something gay posted under a canadian flag it's not only not posted by me but not even a canadian, a canadian would never post some gay shit like thta.
I ate 8 pounds of chicken in the past 48 hours. I'm going to look like Ubereem soon.
>>157142234ubereem was on a strict horsebeef diet
48-47 Usdaddy.
>>157142269Our diets have similar macros.
>>157142311>>157142276holy blkboi cope, your little tbp clitties are leaking at the sight of big dric, i fear
Zoomers, get this through your heads. Paddy is not the next Connor. He's a mid striker and decent grappler. Conor was striking on a level no one has seen before until he tried to be a boxer.
>>157142349Think he beats Max Holloway?
DricBRICKED
>>157142276There is a genuine argument for a 48-47 Usman when you factor in the wobbly knees not coming the opponent's damage
>>157142312you could get similar macros on a diet of beans, NIGGA. horse beef is an essential element.
did we ever learn the trigger words or can that zutt victim start leaking unprompted?
thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSN0cDiRgtM
>>157142378there's a genuine argument that cuckmaru usbitch was stopped in that fight by a big white fist hitting his face. he was crying and pleading with the ref all fight to stop the boer onslaught.
>>157142378Pigus presented he bacon bussy for a blackening!
>>157142231>An evolution for director RZA, Cut Throat City overcomes occasionally muddled storytelling on the strength of its raw, infectious energy
>>157142276I want to agree, but under the same logic would mean Dricus beat Zatdaddy. It's a dilemma if I'm frank.
I am in Special Housing Unit (SHU).My water faucet is broken.I am not allowed bottles of water in SHU.I have nothing clean to drink.My only water comes from the shower, warm and from a brown and filthy faucet.It has given me persistent stomach problems.The water I am drinking is not clean, I am an American.Innocent until proven guilty.But I am forced to drink poisoned water.Where are my rights?
fallin in an outta love wit you...
>>157142461The American Hero doing it in front of The President. Legendary moment in Our Sport.
>>157142401Zatdaddy and Usdaddy own these oinkers
CHILLS
>>157142490why does this nigga whinge so much
>>157142490sounds like youre black and not using your brain to overcome a situation. keep drinking your brown water from your broken faucet
khamzat was saved by the bell
>>157142509cumshit got dominated by sean "rape victim" strickland I fear. Even placed the belt on him like a supporting wife, you could even call it stockholm syndrome there's so many angles to that one.
>>157142531it's cobra meng tate b tweeting from his cell complaining it isn't a hotel
what would you do here?
>>157142542Shota Pigland got Strickholm syndrome after Lawrencedaddy pulled xer pork sadly
khamzat on a scale of phil brooks to phil davis is a 3
BRUDERWARBROSGTFIHTFIH>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOEb00q7RRAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOEb00q7RRA>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOEb00q7RRAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOEb00q7RRATHE TROUBLES ARE BACK
Are we ready to talk about the last card yet? Thoughts on Temirov, the Blue Eyed Brazza, Ankalaev, Chanco, and Saygid/Vagaev?Who do y'all want to see Chanco fight next? How about Ribovics?
>>157142657no
why are the brazzas only good at kicking? why they ain't got no hands?
>>157142657>Sola nice choke>Saidov probably a fraud and will get checked>Walker nice submission >fortune is tough and should cut to 205
>>157142713they are pussies in the mma pocket
>>157142657Chanco fought a polack who wasn't even good enough for KSW and everybody is calling him the next coming. However I think both those guys are pretty good and John Pork could reach fringe rank levels if he fights more often than the average brazza. The amish brazza who heemed Jacoby is ready to be ranked yesterday.Temirov is a roid monkey and I told you that. He'll fight once a year on abu schaubi cards because they don't test for all the shit he's on there
>>157142657The last card suckedI have no thoughts on any of those cans except that Ank should never get to sniff a title shot again and Chancpork will die before he breaks bottom 10. He should fight DOBER
>>157142657Valter is incredibly based and I want to see him rip Gane's ACL out and floss with it
>>157142657all inbred retards let them fight a human sized blender
>>157142657Hope Erceg gets a pantoja rematch after the latter gets exposed by Van, Sola's sub was good he proved that he is not a fraud (pumped Mason Jones' stock), Chanco's fight was too much of a one sided highlight reel, Vagaev was terrible overall, he had no gas and nothing else aside from grappling, Walker did what Valker does, which is have fun but most importantly Finland now has a fighter which is really what matters at the end of the brooding dusk
They should let Saidaddy retire the legendary polish pedophile
>>157142735Feed him to King Green, let that nigga green get a 10 fight win streak built
>>157142651He looks like Ant
>>157142793this post is so brave
In my dreams what am I?
>>157142843The BEAST Pooriah Hall
>>157142794if the poofc wasn't protecting muslims they'd all have to go through a ringer with guys like bobby. Paddy's a project but most of these guys never sniff danger until their handpicked challenger bout. how about you make them fight some real ass niggas and prove who they are? no, you're going to dig a wellington turman out of three years of retirement or a rezepecki who's litearlly a polish can in order to make them look good. When's the last time a brazza fought a ufc level opponent that wasn't short notice and won?
Frank Gabunga and his little brother are planning something big
>>157142862Dustin jacoby yesterday.
>>157142378You can’t really brag about a 48-47 fight thoughbeit (it still wasnt 48-47)
>>157142862the card had potential the Ovs and Evs ruined it
>>157142862Islam literally fought Bobby Green and gaped him you dumb fuck
can you brag about a decision? I dont think so, you didnt finish.
>You can’t really brag about a 48-47 fight thoughbeitShota Xean piggies….
>>157142882true, but that guy lichrally looks like my brother in law and he's from the deep woods and genetically irish and scottish. it doesn't count you brown paki cunt
>>157142913islam is good, most of these guys are not at all. also short notice.
>>157142862who gives a fuck
>>157142939ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!
>>157142893>40 year old welterweight moves to middleweight>has no knees>goes toe to toe with an ex-champion at his primethere is some bragging rights here
Lil Ank has no fans, nobody likes his style, he shuts down interesting fighters and all his fights are gay.
>>157142919>genetically irish and scottishA piggy yes. Brazzas daddies are just so superior to us TWPiglets…
>yeah I beat the shit out of him >well no I didnt know him out>yeah I beat him up for 15 to 25 minutes >well no I dont fight him for 15 to 25 minutes straight >yeah I take breaks between rounds that are judged by three individuals >well no I dont have to let them decide the outcome over the course of the three to five rounds >so yeah I beat the shit out of this guy over the course of three to five rounds, for three people to decide the winner.
>>157142950Prepare to face the collective wrath of the great nation of Pakistan
>>157142951you're brown bud
>>157142951Ank was finished by a big dick Scot thoughbeit
You were privileged to witness a Magodaddy masterclass.
The Usman that fought woodley would easily dominate current DDP
>>157142950one of us is an ank fan not me i am not in either camp
>>157142984I dont want to see DDP by falling anvil anymore, he changed for the worse and he sucks now
>>157142933Ok then which muslim fighter at 155 did the UFC protect from THE King Green?
>>157143023stalin
DDP is fighting like a safe bitch. A man with a family is no fighter and becomes only a provider. Joshua Van? Bangs it out because he doesn’t have a wife. Jon Jones? Bangs it out because he doesn’t like women that much. Julian Lane? Bangs it out because he is a family man that provides by banging and slapping it out
>>157143023chimpmaev would melt in the face of the king
>>157143038Nasty vasti threatened to tighten xer chastity cage i fear
>>157143023Fiziev maybe
when in doubt, bang it out
>>157143023alsoever john pork is going to get the easiest ride to the rankings and get exposed by some old nigga in the same fashion than topuria did. dustbin could come out of alcoholic retirement at this moment and make that muzzy squeal and call himself john pork.
>you>seething kulak sent to get whipped in siberia>me>dashing officer getting a cheeky heem in svetlana while papa sunshine is away defending/extending the border
>>157143071fiziev also looks like ragnar lothbrok from that teevee series he gets no passes and is a real warrior.
>>157143071>>157143092holy shit it's cazzoid central in here today
>>157143161I know that fiziev fought THE bobby to a legendary robbery decision but these brown bois can not claim him
>>157143161I am embarrassed and ashamed, accept my apologies
>>157142794I think Bobert would frustrate the little rat into a shoot desu
>ank was champ>giamahale was champpost Bones lhw is a joke
just saw a video clip of PVZ on Powerslapwow, she's completely blasted with tattoos. even on her neck. what the hell happened to this girl, were the first 20-odd years of her life just a huge larp?
>>157143219Bones was a cia prawlject. they ruined the guy because they couldn't let a gay blackboi be champ. now we have morales to bring hope to the gay blackboi community. the great black (gay) hope.
>>157143191respect.>>157143187disrespect.
>>157143241sounds plawsible except the Jones part as he's not gay
>>157143228she was raped like rose
>>157143228She got gangraped. You haven't read her autobiography, cazzie?
>>157143228What's Sage doing these days I wonderatleast that project didn't start doing bamhole shots
Pop quiz hot shots, who is the current LHW champion?
Here comes my chinese rug!
Qing Green.
Jon Jones is a gay white man, and thus your whole worldview is crushed, chuddie
>>157142340I can't stand how fake boxing isWho the fuck tunes in to watch these slop match ups where you know with 99% certainty who the winner will belike I'm not saying the fights are scripted or anythingbut I hate how the industry builds up fake challengers for their superstars to demolishand then if the challenger does better than expected they do everything in their power to rob them
>>157143330
it could always be worse the better french flag poster would bring up what happens to wmma in the adult heeming profession mostly suicide or accidental overdose by 35 latest even the big names
>>157142950He has a couple of Japanese fans on xitter who keep drawing Ank fan arts, so ig there is 4 minimum
>>157143368Are these not making fun of him?
EY FUCK YOU MENG
>>157143330Chinese Reug Reug
>>157142074uhhhh Usman called out Jiri too I remember that so that's the fight to make I lament Usmung cant retire until he finishes what he said he was going to do.
Haramkalaev.
>>157143328u tell me
>>157143368Time's up pedophile come back in 2 hours
>>157143374Maybe, maybe not
What even is this main event?
>>157142719>>157142785Sola did look interesting. Apparently he is a high-level amateur pianist in his spare time lol>>157142736I'm still not sure if Valter is for real. he's got great leg attacks but they've fed him the bottom of the totem pole HWs. why not give him someone like Buchecha so we can actually get some HW MMA BJJ kino?also, I think Saidov deserves more respect. yes, Jacoby is older and out of his prime, but he's a great fighter. he gave Khalil a very competitive fight and is technically a sound kickboxer with a good chin and cardio. Saidov's finishing combo on him was so sick. I really liked how stoic he was in victoryalso, why does /heem/ hate Chanco? I thought you guys would be glad that we finally got a based Muay Thai heeming brazza
>>157143420it's in Serbia. they're gonna put local talent on there so the fans feel like their country has made it big in the UFCMedic is pure heem or be heemed. DRod is Mexican prison ready. it's gonna be a highlight one way or the other
>>157143418looks almost like an offensive jewish caricature
>>157143420Ratshit hw debut… I wonder if his chin will improve now that he’s not cutting cutting weight.
>>157143455Tybura gatekeeps another one
>>157143462Quis custodiat custodes?
>>157143455Petrino had some succes after moving up>>157143462Not sure boutdat
>>157143424Jacoby got finished by Alonzo Menifield lmao
>rakic how is he not cut
>>157143444Put your family picture down, playa
>>157143498because he's about to win saddady nigh
>shartrino
>>157143420MedicSterling Tybura
>>157143495it was a decision but I take your point. however, we should know by now not to judge MMA by wins and losses. Hanyank is battle-tested and legit. what Saidov did to him is impressive
>>157143514He surprisingly only got 2 losses
machado
>>157143495No he didn’t
what's been going on on /heem/ then haven't been here a while
>>157143545ignore Mexibro when he turns into Mexichud and starts shitting on people who've done a lot more with their lives than he has with his own. he's very moody that waythat said, Petrino can't be taken seriously considering he threw away his perfect record by diving into the freest guillotine of all time
>>157143538I like the guy and he beat Khalil pretty soundly in that fight but he's way to un predictable to take seriously as a contender and a win over him is just as shaky imo
>>157143565The finns were being weird again
>>157143443>DRod is Mexican prison readyHonestly? respect.
last night I had a meltie and I apologize, respectfully
>>157143618STFU..... disrespectfully
>>157143579canadans* but it's an easy mistake we look quite similar
Nyomi Star... wew. what an underground legend. never heard of her before but some of her cards are top notch wmma
