Usman sendoff edition, thank you for everything you did for MMA.
just know if there's something gay posted under a canadian flag it's not only not posted by me but not even a canadian, a canadian would never post some gay shit like thta.
I ate 8 pounds of chicken in the past 48 hours. I'm going to look like Ubereem soon.
>>157142234ubereem was on a strict horsebeef diet
48-47 Usdaddy.
>>157142269Our diets have similar macros.
>>157142311>>157142276holy blkboi cope, your little tbp clitties are leaking at the sight of big dric, i fear
Zoomers, get this through your heads. Paddy is not the next Connor. He's a mid striker and decent grappler. Conor was striking on a level no one has seen before until he tried to be a boxer.
>>157142349Think he beats Max Holloway?
DricBRICKED
>>157142276There is a genuine argument for a 48-47 Usman when you factor in the wobbly knees not coming the opponent's damage
>>157142312you could get similar macros on a diet of beans, NIGGA. horse beef is an essential element.
did we ever learn the trigger words or can that zutt victim start leaking unprompted?
thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSN0cDiRgtM
>>157142378there's a genuine argument that cuckmaru usbitch was stopped in that fight by a big white fist hitting his face. he was crying and pleading with the ref all fight to stop the boer onslaught.
>>157142378Pigus presented he bacon bussy for a blackening!
>>157142231>An evolution for director RZA, Cut Throat City overcomes occasionally muddled storytelling on the strength of its raw, infectious energy
>>157142276I want to agree, but under the same logic would mean Dricus beat Zatdaddy. It's a dilemma if I'm frank.
I am in Special Housing Unit (SHU).My water faucet is broken.I am not allowed bottles of water in SHU.I have nothing clean to drink.My only water comes from the shower, warm and from a brown and filthy faucet.It has given me persistent stomach problems.The water I am drinking is not clean, I am an American.Innocent until proven guilty.But I am forced to drink poisoned water.Where are my rights?
fallin in an outta love wit you...
>>157142461The American Hero doing it in front of The President. Legendary moment in Our Sport.
>>157142401Zatdaddy and Usdaddy own these oinkers
CHILLS
>>157142490why does this nigga whinge so much
>>157142490sounds like youre black and not using your brain to overcome a situation. keep drinking your brown water from your broken faucet
khamzat was saved by the bell
>>157142509cumshit got dominated by sean "rape victim" strickland I fear. Even placed the belt on him like a supporting wife, you could even call it stockholm syndrome there's so many angles to that one.
>>157142531it's cobra meng tate b tweeting from his cell complaining it isn't a hotel
what would you do here?
>>157142542Shota Pigland got Strickholm syndrome after Lawrencedaddy pulled xer pork sadly
khamzat on a scale of phil brooks to phil davis is a 3
BRUDERWARBROSGTFIHTFIH>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOEb00q7RRAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOEb00q7RRA>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOEb00q7RRAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOEb00q7RRATHE TROUBLES ARE BACK
Are we ready to talk about the last card yet? Thoughts on Temirov, the Blue Eyed Brazza, Ankalaev, Chanco, and Saygid/Vagaev?Who do y'all want to see Chanco fight next? How about Ribovics?
>>157142657no
why are the brazzas only good at kicking? why they ain't got no hands?
>>157142657>Sola nice choke>Saidov probably a fraud and will get checked>Walker nice submission >fortune is tough and should cut to 205
>>157142713they are pussies in the mma pocket
>>157142657Chanco fought a polack who wasn't even good enough for KSW and everybody is calling him the next coming. However I think both those guys are pretty good and John Pork could reach fringe rank levels if he fights more often than the average brazza. The amish brazza who heemed Jacoby is ready to be ranked yesterday.Temirov is a roid monkey and I told you that. He'll fight once a year on abu schaubi cards because they don't test for all the shit he's on there
>>157142657The last card suckedI have no thoughts on any of those cans except that Ank should never get to sniff a title shot again and Chancpork will die before he breaks bottom 10. He should fight DOBER
>>157142657Valter is incredibly based and I want to see him rip Gane's ACL out and floss with it
>>157142657all inbred retards let them fight a human sized blender
>>157142657Hope Erceg gets a pantoja rematch after the latter gets exposed by Van, Sola's sub was good he proved that he is not a fraud (pumped Mason Jones' stock), Chanco's fight was too much of a one sided highlight reel, Vagaev was terrible overall, he had no gas and nothing else aside from grappling, Walker did what Valker does, which is have fun but most importantly Finland now has a fighter which is really what matters at the end of the brooding dusk
They should let Saidaddy retire the legendary polish pedophile
>>157142735Feed him to King Green, let that nigga green get a 10 fight win streak built
>>157142651He looks like Ant
>>157142793this post is so brave
In my dreams what am I?
>>157142843The BEAST Pooriah Hall
>>157142794if the poofc wasn't protecting muslims they'd all have to go through a ringer with guys like bobby. Paddy's a project but most of these guys never sniff danger until their handpicked challenger bout. how about you make them fight some real ass niggas and prove who they are? no, you're going to dig a wellington turman out of three years of retirement or a rezepecki who's litearlly a polish can in order to make them look good. When's the last time a brazza fought a ufc level opponent that wasn't short notice and won?
Frank Gabunga and his little brother are planning something big
>>157142862Dustin jacoby yesterday.
>>157142378You can’t really brag about a 48-47 fight thoughbeit (it still wasnt 48-47)
>>157142862the card had potential the Ovs and Evs ruined it
>>157142862Islam literally fought Bobby Green and gaped him you dumb fuck
can you brag about a decision? I dont think so, you didnt finish.
>You can’t really brag about a 48-47 fight thoughbeitShota Xean piggies….
>>157142882true, but that guy lichrally looks like my brother in law and he's from the deep woods and genetically irish and scottish. it doesn't count you brown paki cunt
>>157142913islam is good, most of these guys are not at all. also short notice.
>>157142862who gives a fuck
>>157142939ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!
>>157142893>40 year old welterweight moves to middleweight>has no knees>goes toe to toe with an ex-champion at his primethere is some bragging rights here
Lil Ank has no fans, nobody likes his style, he shuts down interesting fighters and all his fights are gay.
>>157142919>genetically irish and scottishA piggy yes. Brazzas daddies are just so superior to us TWPiglets…
>yeah I beat the shit out of him >well no I didnt know him out>yeah I beat him up for 15 to 25 minutes >well no I dont fight him for 15 to 25 minutes straight >yeah I take breaks between rounds that are judged by three individuals >well no I dont have to let them decide the outcome over the course of the three to five rounds >so yeah I beat the shit out of this guy over the course of three to five rounds, for three people to decide the winner.
>>157142950Prepare to face the collective wrath of the great nation of Pakistan
>>157142951you're brown bud
>>157142951Ank was finished by a big dick Scot thoughbeit
You were privileged to witness a Magodaddy masterclass.
The Usman that fought woodley would easily dominate current DDP
>>157142950one of us is an ank fan not me i am not in either camp
>>157142984I dont want to see DDP by falling anvil anymore, he changed for the worse and he sucks now
>>157142933Ok then which muslim fighter at 155 did the UFC protect from THE King Green?
>>157143023stalin
DDP is fighting like a safe bitch. A man with a family is no fighter and becomes only a provider. Joshua Van? Bangs it out because he doesn’t have a wife. Jon Jones? Bangs it out because he doesn’t like women that much. Julian Lane? Bangs it out because he is a family man that provides by banging and slapping it out
>>157143023chimpmaev would melt in the face of the king
>>157143038Nasty vasti threatened to tighten xer chastity cage i fear
>>157143023Fiziev maybe
when in doubt, bang it out
>>157143023alsoever john pork is going to get the easiest ride to the rankings and get exposed by some old nigga in the same fashion than topuria did. dustbin could come out of alcoholic retirement at this moment and make that muzzy squeal and call himself john pork.
>you>seething kulak sent to get whipped in siberia>me>dashing officer getting a cheeky heem in svetlana while papa sunshine is away defending/extending the border
>>157143071fiziev also looks like ragnar lothbrok from that teevee series he gets no passes and is a real warrior.
>>157143071>>157143092holy shit it's cazzoid central in here today
>>157143161I know that fiziev fought THE bobby to a legendary robbery decision but these brown bois can not claim him
>>157143161I am embarrassed and ashamed, accept my apologies
>>157142794I think Bobert would frustrate the little rat into a shoot desu
>ank was champ>giamahale was champpost Bones lhw is a joke
just saw a video clip of PVZ on Powerslapwow, she's completely blasted with tattoos. even on her neck. what the hell happened to this girl, were the first 20-odd years of her life just a huge larp?
>>157143219Bones was a cia prawlject. they ruined the guy because they couldn't let a gay blackboi be champ. now we have morales to bring hope to the gay blackboi community. the great black (gay) hope.
>>157143191respect.>>157143187disrespect.
>>157143241sounds plawsible except the Jones part as he's not gay
>>157143228she was raped like rose
>>157143228She got gangraped. You haven't read her autobiography, cazzie?
>>157143228What's Sage doing these days I wonderatleast that project didn't start doing bamhole shots
Pop quiz hot shots, who is the current LHW champion?
Here comes my chinese rug!
Qing Green.
Jon Jones is a gay white man, and thus your whole worldview is crushed, chuddie
>>157142340I can't stand how fake boxing isWho the fuck tunes in to watch these slop match ups where you know with 99% certainty who the winner will belike I'm not saying the fights are scripted or anythingbut I hate how the industry builds up fake challengers for their superstars to demolishand then if the challenger does better than expected they do everything in their power to rob them
>>157143330
it could always be worse the better french flag poster would bring up what happens to wmma in the adult heeming profession mostly suicide or accidental overdose by 35 latest even the big names
>>157142950He has a couple of Japanese fans on xitter who keep drawing Ank fan arts, so ig there is 4 minimum
>>157143368Are these not making fun of him?
EY FUCK YOU MENG
>>157143330Chinese Reug Reug
>>157142074uhhhh Usman called out Jiri too I remember that so that's the fight to make I lament Usmung cant retire until he finishes what he said he was going to do.
Haramkalaev.
>>157143328u tell me
>>157143368Time's up pedophile come back in 2 hours
>>157143374Maybe, maybe not
What even is this main event?
>>157142719>>157142785Sola did look interesting. Apparently he is a high-level amateur pianist in his spare time lol>>157142736I'm still not sure if Valter is for real. he's got great leg attacks but they've fed him the bottom of the totem pole HWs. why not give him someone like Buchecha so we can actually get some HW MMA BJJ kino?also, I think Saidov deserves more respect. yes, Jacoby is older and out of his prime, but he's a great fighter. he gave Khalil a very competitive fight and is technically a sound kickboxer with a good chin and cardio. Saidov's finishing combo on him was so sick. I really liked how stoic he was in victoryalso, why does /heem/ hate Chanco? I thought you guys would be glad that we finally got a based Muay Thai heeming brazza
>>157143420it's in Serbia. they're gonna put local talent on there so the fans feel like their country has made it big in the UFCMedic is pure heem or be heemed. DRod is Mexican prison ready. it's gonna be a highlight one way or the other
>>157143418looks almost like an offensive jewish caricature
>>157143420Ratshit hw debut… I wonder if his chin will improve now that he’s not cutting cutting weight.
>>157143455Tybura gatekeeps another one
>>157143462Quis custodiat custodes?
>>157143455Petrino had some succes after moving up>>157143462Not sure boutdat
>>157143424Jacoby got finished by Alonzo Menifield lmao
>rakic how is he not cut
>>157143444Put your family picture down, playa
>>157143498because he's about to win saddady nigh
>shartrino
>>157143420MedicSterling Tybura
>>157143495it was a decision but I take your point. however, we should know by now not to judge MMA by wins and losses. Hanyank is battle-tested and legit. what Saidov did to him is impressive
>>157143514He surprisingly only got 2 losses
machado
>>157143495No he didn’t
what's been going on on /heem/ then haven't been here a while
>>157143545ignore Mexibro when he turns into Mexichud and starts shitting on people who've done a lot more with their lives than he has with his own. he's very moody that waythat said, Petrino can't be taken seriously considering he threw away his perfect record by diving into the freest guillotine of all time
>>157143538I like the guy and he beat Khalil pretty soundly in that fight but he's way to un predictable to take seriously as a contender and a win over him is just as shaky imo
>>157143565The finns were being weird again
>>157143443>DRod is Mexican prison readyHonestly? respect.
last night I had a meltie and I apologize, respectfully
>>157143618STFU..... disrespectfully
>>157143579canadans* but it's an easy mistake we look quite similar
Nyomi Star... wew. what an underground legend. never heard of her before but some of her cards are top notch wmma
>>157143641a real canadian would never say that b
>>157143675a real Canadian would find ya jersey you and beat you unconscious, Canadians have lost their way imo.
>>157143665I don't even believe a mindheemed human could produce this your literally an ai bot designed to spam heem.com
I can't fucking post here while this weird nigger fed >>157143583 is present. He was posting this weird webm of a little kid. Please stop giving him attention I don't think it's very hard to differentiate between us and see right through his bullshit
>>157143665
>>157143687Yeah I am Canadian born and bred in the woods and the rivers. I've lost my way but I'd still murk your brown ass who has never left toronto
>>157142862100% retarded
>157143665
>>157143726this is the most retarded flag you could've posted from. every serb would be frothing at the mouth to updoot my post
>>157143716don't you dare call me anything other than white you little shit I'll fuckin skate down to your little shack by the river and fuckin heem your amir albazi ookin ass into oblivion
you mutt niggers deserve to be gassed i swear
>>157143730
>>157143742if you iiver left your house i'd heem you. you can't even go to the store without being accosted by a jeet, don't talk to me you torontonian
>>157143665Excellent post.
>>157143747This is a good reaction webbum, may I save it?
The Damage Elkins should be in the main event, this is his last rodeo...probably
>>157143771what? accosted? I'd heem you and them you helwani lookin bitch
>>157143800>what? accosted?very Shakespearean of you, anon. reminds me of A Midsummer Night's Dream
>>157143800you've never heemed a thing, even yourself
>>157143784Choke on this fat cock
You know what would be a cool ass event? Water mma.Niggas in diving gear fighting in a 4m deep pool
I'd heem every here and twice on Sunday
I heem my meng pretty much on the daily
reminder that usman's parent works in pharma and his brother popped. usmeng is never beating the allegations.
>>157143867You don't even have to look into that deep, the dude has bacne in his late 30's and the roid bumps on his tummy. I wanna know if CEO of EPO is just Colby making a rhyme or if he knows something I don't
>>157143848projection the post. I've done MMA and boxing for 30 years in Toronto you can come down to Grants and see me anytime bud.
>>157143864heem your english teacher b, embarassing display>>157143865nothing else to heem for you, loser>>157143867didn't read, don't care. Boring ass niggaBOOM HEEMED OOOOHHHHHHHH IT'S ALL OVER HE'S DONE IT HE WON AGAINST 3 OPPONENTS OUR FIRST THREE WEIGHT CLASS CHAMP EVERYBODY
>>157143867Prime Usman heemed the allegations man, you had to be there b
>>157143885gramps next time I happen by toronto I'll come say hi because you'd be the only white person in the city. you get punked by jits daily, punk ass nigga. Why haven't you heemed everybody around you permanently, respectfully?
>>157143895Raped those freaks. Beautiful stuff anon. You should work on your fourth division title by heeming this weird pedo freak >>157143792
>>157143918Pedo!
>>157143928>You should work on your fourth division title by heeming this weird pedo freak >>157143792>the pedo freak has his flagwhat kind of scheme is this
>>157143925kek there are 0 pakis/indians at the gym bro indians stay on there side of town like all the other immigrants here. everyone around is way too nice and respectful for me to heems them literally all the kids in the MMA classes always bring me food and pictures they drew I love living here
I said this several fights ago but I miss the old DDP. I warned you that all the shit-talk about him being shit would make him change his style. Shoulda just let the nigga cook. He's too reserved now.
>gf is always soaking wet when we're ready to get it on but doesn't creamis this normal?
>>157143952It's over. DDP is dead.
>>157143895>>157143895>heem your english teacher b, embarassing displayIt's a MEME you dip
>>157143943There are 2 marocs, dumdum. I honestly think he's a fed
DC compared Darren Elkins to that polish guy Zaynukov fought. DC is worse than Rogan with his fanboy-ism towards these guys they cant even finish and DC is doing out like Rogan does for well built men
*bzzt* *bzzt*
>>157143952its not really the criticism it's that he got beat by the brownoid style... smother and do nothing. So, if he can win by smothering in any which way he'll do it. cumshit won against him by doing nothing and the poofc loves him, why should he do anything different?
>>157143952He changed his style to become defensively apt to counter take downs and for that he became too gunshy i fear
>>157143979>doingthats meant to say soi' ing
is it just me or does DC keep getting shorter? I saw him playing golf with Max and Gaethje and he looked 6 inches shorter than them.
>>157143962you ain't getting a rematch until you get 2 wins against the top 15 now scram>>157143966i didn't know man, I didn't know
Also heeminder that spammy has spent a huge portion of his life doing this exact thing but changing the fighter gimmick occasionally He is here at this very moment doing this
>>157143985nah he fought reserved in both strickland fights too
DDP fights like a guy in prison fighting off someone who wants to rape him, very scared and unsure fighting type style
>>157143983man.....who cares
>>157144014Spammy is Tracy Cortez?
DDP's style? the fear of getting raped style.King Green's style ? Hood.Poirier's style? thugjitsu.
>>157144015if you don't fight reserved against strickbeast you know what happends. cumshit observed this very rule, rolled to his back and presented bussy at the sight of a white man coming to take him
>>157144036strickbitch is weak. he only does that to cardiolets/heartlets. vintage slop ddp could whoop his ass.
Who is the Bryson Dechambu of the UFC
anyone remember the entire mini-era where cazzies thought nate and masvidal were top fighters and drawls just because they beat cannor and askren?
unfunny faggot
I'll be honest and confess I only started watching around the time Gane lost to Jones
/box/ won
>>157144027I mean it'd be pretty cool if 19 year old Tracy has spent over a decade of her life coming here to spam scat and post her fantasies about dude dicks I supposeReal championship mentality
>>157144051He tried to pressure sean in the first fight and got his face mutilated
>>157144072Masvidal had so much ego over that too at least Nate was a it humble but Jorge acted like he knocked out jesus and rode that 15 minutes of fame into the ground he didn't even get a bag from Jake Paul.
>>157144094now that it's been exposed that boxing's "muh moneysport" meme is all a scam via mayweather, how do boxers cope with being broke bitches?
>>157143972ASCENDED
>>157144097That would be cool ..... too cool.
>>157144072To be fair to the Meng. he atleast had the legitimacy justification by WEEMING Till at the time and then tree piecing with da soder to Peeon Smegwards in the same night. The Asscream murder just skyrocketed his fame
Jake pizzy Paul fucking bangs cazzie
If you were dictator of the UFC, what would be your flags policy for fighters?>whats allowed (Palestine, Assyria, gay pride flag, Warhammer flags?)>whats banned>how often are you allowed to changeetc
>>157142231aaagh
>>157144072Masivdal got his hype initially from fighting in Kimbo slice's backstreet fights
>>157144130wtf happened to the Dulatov yesterday did he really duck a Brazilian cutting from 205 on a 3 year layoff?
>>157144130The aura of Ilia in nothing but a picture really is captivating dam
>>157144145He probably had some minor infection he didn't know about, the doctors clocked it and told him about it, and he got spooked and went on antibiotics on the spot.
>>157144130ban all muslims and we lose nothing besides maybe islam and shara. the whole sport would be better
>>157144130nafri nations literally pay caucus muslim fighters to represent them. been doing it in kickboxing for decades. arabs barely have any of their own fighters since they are indian-tier genetically. it's always so funny seeing a stadium full of arabs cheer on a dagestani like muh ancestor or something
Aura.
>>157144141nobody gave a fuck about masvidal for that. not mma fans anyways. dana used to say backyard bum fighters like that were trash and would never be in ufc. I've been watching ufc since like 2007.
>>157144130All flags allowed except for countries with alleged or proven genocidal attempts for which the country has not yet shown any remorse.Examples of genocidal countries allowed >GermanyExamples of genocidal countries not allowed>IsraelThey can change whenever they want AND their corner can change the flag once per round so the fighter can choose which country gets a win or a loss
>>157144141I disagree, that was a post hoc justification of him being cool.
>>157144170Arabs cheer for Christiano Ronaldo too. Its not muh ancestor, its muh property. We pay for this new fancy car/rapper/stand up comedian/sportsman to play for us, and him being good speaks good of us, since we own that horse.
>>157144189Israel has a right to defend itself.
>>157144170There’s not a single north african flag in that picture you retarded amerimutt
>>157144189>All flags allowedSo can I get a sponsorship fron Disney and represent their flag?Can I fly the gay pride flag?Can I fly a flag made up of 50 corporate logos, getting paid for each?
>>157144177Loaded gloves and mickey mouse event that's why he is ducking the rematch in Spain
>>157144205ok and I have a right to ban them
>>157144208Kill yourself retard
>>157144204quintessentially english post
>>157144221Chills.
>>157144196you're renting the horse
>>157144212Of course, I would want my fighters to make big bucks
>>157144170>literal Caucasian does anything impressive>"bro we are just built different"
>>157144208> he doesn't get it
>>157144170Except that naurdiev guy I don't know who the fuck you talmbout
>>157144184Kimbo lost in the ultimate fighter yet Dana still signed him, Dana says a lot of things
>>157144244Jon is such an ugly monkey bitch no wonder his wife cheated on him
>>157144254morocco is to kickboxers what dubai is to instagram models.
>>157144236Ronaldo is only a horse for a couple more years, so its the same as a purchase. After that he's a tourist.
>>157144260Dana was trying to get into the ghetto audience, the point is, the MMA culture at the time didn't think backyard shit was worth a damn and didn't idolize the "Real one from da skreets" archetype
>>157144273Moroccans*, not Morocco. They are all from Netherlands or France.
>>157144275you'll own nothing and be happy
>>157144250Tell this thumb looking mouth breather to learn to defend a guillotine kwab
in the toilet it goes plop nigga
>>157144273You sound upset
>>157144328I think you're misinterpreting what I'm saying
only thing I know about morocco is they swim over to spain to sell counterfeit sunglasses and work as prostitutes
What’s Chatri been up to?
jackie chan dogwalks prime jon jones in Home Depot
>>157144298Just Netherlands, France has no kickboxing culture, everyone has to go there since the Dutch for years have been the HUB of kickboxing, them and Thailand, you have two choices only, Yan had to travel to tiger muay thai to train his kickboxing
Buh buh buh you're misinterpreting what I'm buh buh
