Starts at 2:00 PM on TNT
>>157142772>>157142976nascar is muslim besides gay now?
bit early isnt it?
With Indycar charters locking out the field I wonder if some garages and drivers who were on their way up could start looking at NASCAR.Open teams might be underutilized if they can get the same exposure and compete on the same field without spending $100 million on a charter. RFK decided it was viable.
>>157143017I'm usually defending against this complaint, but 2 hours early does seem a bit excessive. Still, I probably wouldn't have baked, so who am I to kevetch?Also, fuck gay ass NASCAR for having a Cup race at 2:00pm Eastern. I'm not in2 lollis or vidya, so what the fuck am I supposed to do on Sunday evening, spend time with my family?!?!?!
>>157143613Stop being a fag qnd play retrovidya
>>157143613its at 9 in the evening for me so im very happy with the time, atleast its not at fucking 3 in the middle of the night like truggs
Is this why they're called short track racers?
>>157143957that's cool
Who's ready for Bubba being a x2 winner?
>>157142976Fuck Bubba Wallace
boutta slam this beer and listen to MRN while i cut the yard, maximum power levels
Ty "The Legend" Dillon will win today
>>157143725I may or may not hit up classic dos games on occasion.Also, bump. Might as well keep this thread going.
what was the best Brickyard 400?
>>1571453072008
>>157145307why is it called brickyard when there is no yard of bricks visible anywhere?
They gave Jimmie back the 48
>>157145352Retard
>>157145307The very first in 1994.>Kiss the bricks and allIt's fine that we keep running it, though. It's like your first BJ to completion. It will never be as good, but it's still pretty great.
>>157142976This anthem is already too much. Shitty singer who is trying too hard
Video games and anime
>>157145360drunk, i have half a litre of vodka prepped for this one and ive had half a litre already
wtf
>>157145358I’m cumming
>>157145378
What the fuck just happened to singing the goddamn song
>muh OIL
>>157145405(((recording artists)))
>>157145358Is Hendrick bringing back the 25 or the 88 with Zilisch?
why is its penis out?
>>157145368I'm more of a polish victory lap chad myself
>>157145358>>157145414Or is Jimmie's team flipping to chevy and becoming a Hendrick satellite?
>>157145414Is Zilisch gonna die of AIDS if he gets the 25?
Winner roll
>>157145430They are letting Legacy use the 48 for just that one race, it seems.
i am so fucking ready bros, lets goooooo
>>157145387chudjak if he real
Dogshit command.
Worst command ever
drivers start your engines....
>>157145417To piss on a Canadian wildfire.
The motorsport thread died. Can anyone make a new one?
my dead grandmother could give a more enthusiastic command
who here could do a better "Start your engines" then that retard
I posted in last weeks /turnleft/ my ac in my apartment shit out I put in maintenance request that Sunday at 5:30 pm so I didn’t expect it to get fixed on Monday, but by Friday it wasn’t fixed and I talked to the leasing office and they have a team coming to fix it tomorrow. Luckily they gave me a window unit on Tuesday so I’ve been fine Thank you for reading this blog.
Remembering that one time Tom Araya from Slayer did the command
>>157145503Thank you for volunteering.
>veterans need to be told to salute>the anthem was shit>the command was shitgonna be a great race now
>>157145432Jesse Love isn’t like that
>veterans need to be told to saluteI'm a veteran and that shit is new to me... you never saluted when you were in civilian clothes, or without a cover (hat) on.
>>157145573Based and red pilled.
>>157145573Now we can race
fattest driver?
>>157145539I can't be arsed dealing with shitty mobile posting formatting
>>157145601Hocevar or Austin cindric
>>157145352So, new fren, the Indianapolis Motor Speedway was initially a gravel track covered with oil to keep the dust down. They soon realized that wasn't going to work, even by 1910s standards, so they paved the entire fucking 2.5 miles in bricks back when Americans were still willing to sweet for a dollar. Now, they use 3 feet (aka 1 yard, aka .994 meters) of bricks as the start/finish line to commemorate the history of the track.Kissing the bricks is actually an extremely recent tradition.
>>157145606>Hocevar or Austin cindricthanks>cindricalmost>cylindricfitting
>>157145613huh thats actually really cool, fun fact to learn, thanks fren i appreciate it
>>157145606The Chili's Gold Card is going to make Hocevar like 6'8" 550 lbs
>>157145613>so they paved the entire fucking 2.5 milesthey fucked instead of kissed the bricks?>>157145628you didn't know already?
>>157145499More likely to spread fuel on the Jewish set fires for the destruction of western civilization fires, but it's antiseptic to notice.
It's 100 degrees out, 80% humidity....but I chillin with my /turnleft/ bros sippin an ice coldie by the fan
>>157145573>Miku pylon
how did bubba wallace win if he got hanged
>>157145642i did not, i watch more sexfinity and truggs, i somehow miss cup races all the time
Boogity boogity boogity desu
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY
indy 500 has a better start
good god BAMF is gone
CAM ON BAMF
>>157145628IMS history is super deep. It's one of the oldest tracks in the world. Even if you don't like IndyCar, it's done more for motorsports than any other plot of earth on this planet and is worth looking into.
Finna boutta snack on some peanuts
Gotta strafe Toyota
>>157145723I got some buffalo seasoned pistachios from Menards
>>157145740Based and save big money-pilled
Stream ?>inb4 https://sportsurge.pw/
Normally, I'm not a huge fan of a massive gap, hut Hocivar is muh migga this year, so let's fucking go!
>>157145352baka
>>157145740Got bread ready as pizza in 2 hours for diner
Which NASCAR drivers do you wish raced on IMS but died or retired before they were able to?
>>157145796are you ok
>>157145740Don't forget to get your 11% rebate
>>157145851Adam Petty
>>157145796Don't let new people in our sport.It's more fun than having a friend.
It finally dawned on me what makes the Yoder domination so endless. Its cause Gibbs and 23XI are basically all one team thanks to the Denny connection. Penske and Hendrick have their teams they work closely with, but you can always see the gap between them. But with the JGR and 23XI cars they're always connected cause you know they share info with each other. Its basically a 6-7 car team out there.
>>157145851kyle busch
The most exciting things I can remember ever happening at this race track are JPM getting a speeding penalty, Paul Menard saving fuel, and seeing if they would call the race before it got too dark to see or not.
>>157145740Renard is possibly the biggest non oil company sponsor I can think of.
>>157145898Thank you for expressing your mental deficiency.
It's so fucking hot outside ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>157145898>He doesn't remember here kitty kitty
Who is the Tom Pearl of Nascar?
>>157145981Who is Tom Pearl?
Remember when F1 got clowned on sonfucking super hard at America's ultimate track to the point ther they had to make thier own track with blackjack and boomers?Fagf series never showed their fag faces again. Lol
>>157146008Bernie is to blame for this faggotry
>>157146008is the race you're watching that interesting?
>>157146008Our technological development series forgot about tires. Please understand.
>brown posting>>157145968I guess there was the time Truex wrecked himself and Busch that was kind of funny.
What is Hocevar's endgame?
>>157146032So far, yes.
>>157146058f1
>>157146008Track levigation was a scourge upon racing that decade, but a rule requiring tires to last an entire race was also among the gayest of fake and gay things F1 ever implimented.
>>157146008It was actually Michelin that got clowned on, the Bridgestone teams ran the race fine. It was still an embrassing sham of a "race" that killed the series in the USA for a decade, but it was more the fault of the tire manufacturers then the teams.
>>157146058>What is Hocevar's endgame?Win races.Slay pussy.Simple as.
>>157146064the f1 race? it already happened
amigobros...
>>157146058Go fastPlay video gamesBang Sabrina Carpenter
>>157146079>Slay pussy.he's not gay?>>157146092>Sabrina Carpenterhe's gay
>no penalnever in doubt
>>157146105He lives with another man who’s twitch name literally has “bottom” in it
>>157146067>>157146077Cope on a rope. The MOST important part of any automotive endeavor is the contact patch of the.>Muh engineering jerkoff faggot series where drivers don't mean shit.Thanks for providing my point, losers.
Caring about who the drivers are dating is F1/yuro/fag coded
Who is the most American driver?
>>157146148>the Ikea sharkHe's 100% gay.
>>157146105NGL, Hocevar's beard is hotter than the best bitch I've ever pulled.Also, say mad.
>>157146180The mulatto ho.o Bubba
>>157146164Man i dont fucking care this is a nascar thread.
>>157146150wellgood luck to them i guess?
>>157146067Rules that force harder tires and limit tire changes are used across all levels of motorsport including the tire limits in this race let alone the ones in current BoPcars that require averaging over an F1 race distance per set while not being allowed to go far enough without refueling to make more than half that.>>157146164So why can't Shityear make a tire that lasts 10 laps jeet
KWAB
>LARPson
>>157142976Asian drivers
FUCKING N
Lmao
>badyear
>LarsonWhat the fuck happend to him, i know he would crash himself from time to time but its gotten so bad this year.
>lelson
oh no not koile
Shannon Spake working my pud over while I think about Jamie Little's MAN HANDS working my pud over while Danielle Trotta films it and works herself over. Talk about a trifecta.
something happened
What the fuck is Larson's problem?
killing myself
Fuck that looked just like Kurt Busch's crash
>>157146287His Fung Shei at his house is out of whack.
tirebros...
>Shityear
>>157146265Should Hoosier make another comeback into Nascar?
>>157146265Lol.
>>157146313>>157146319Was it a tire? It just looked like he lost it in the corner. I didn't see any smoke right before the spin. I have the race muted atm.
>>157146290looking up this quote on xgot the average nascar fan quoting ithttps://x.com/TheSimpPolice33/status/1571294198766227456
Is he right?
Someone wreck that 54 and 77
>>157146335Yes. Softness wars with 10 blowouts a race. Pure kino.
>>157146238>this is a nascar thread.Wll, maybe after 22 years Goodyear could stop shitting the bed, but they probably sold out to some brown people years ago.Please, enlighten me.
>>157146341well he said so so then that's the truth
>>157146359Is this your average Bubba fan?
Mamba Smith adds nothing to NASCAR broadcasts.
>kalshi commercial>just a fella at the dentist saying kalshiwhat
>>157146359Based faggot
>>157146419I dont even know how sites like that are legal.
>>157146359I checked on this profile thinking this was a huge satire account. There is no way this kid had a father.
>>157146422you and it liked that golf segment just now
>>157146426looks like it's slightly controversial
golf clubs were right
This rendition of back in the saddle reeks of college country music sewage.
>10 minute cawshun>1 lap of green> 10 minute stage cawshun fuck nascarfuck nascarfuck nascarfuck nascarfuck nascarfuck nascarfuck nascarfuck nascarfuck nascarfuck nascarfuck nascar
>>157146454I only meant for the Kyle Busch part. It’s strange to me a fag like him would like Kryle
do you like ads?
>>157146523Yes they give me time to take a shit or do laundry or have a smoke
>>157146518that's because he's a overly dramatic faggot and busch is dead
>>157146498Idiot coudln't even hit that iron 75 yards
is vodka an acceptable turnleft drink of choice
>>157146501It's almost like a dirt track race.
>>157146568I'm crushing high noons right now. The new flavor is great.
>>157146501Dirt track racing what?
>>157146568Tea and Lemonade with some vodka on ice is a based summer drink
svg is crazy
>>157146568For your geographical location, yes. Here, it's cheep beer and cheaper whiskey.
>34 and 3 pitting while pit road was closedRetards.
>>157146568Any alcohol is fine
>>157146598BHonestly the best quality in a racing driver.
>>157146608Trust the spreadsheet. Also TWL.Wh do we even watch this shit?
Toyotawinslol
>chess
Is Hendrick's cars washed?
>Grazieprego
There is legitimately some gambling syndicate behind the Cup series.
Why do shithouse still has a contract? Is daugherty eating his ass?
something happened (2)
>>157146683
>>157146690Draft Kings needs the "competition" to keep the gift going.
the fuck, did he go down again? I got up to get a drink and just watched him pit again
fuckin Spinhouse
>>157146708Precisely. It's as bad as boxing these days.
no sound on intl feed?
>>1571467332 sec after sending it came back
are ya gonna stay tuned for an exclusive sneak peek of the librarians the next chapter?
>>157146731Not even the yakuza or the cosa nostra are scummy as these fucks, and they dealt with bets and manipulation before.And also the early history of the modern bet website owners worldwide...
>>157146750no commentary on ad breaks on the Hbo max feed
>>157146772there was no sound for a few minutes
Byron status?
>>157146762>Not even the yakuza or the cosa nostra are scummy as these fucks>Not even the people who ruined their host nation with heroine are this bad.Agreed. The blatant Toyota cheating is just pissing in our faces.
The biggest red flag for how easy the toyota's are to drive is a shitter like Gibbs is a top 5 guy now. Aint buying that.
>>157146787>Byron status?You don't want to know.
>im actually gonna see the end of a turnleft race for oncemaybe not getting shitfaced on a sunday evening helps me not miss the end
>>157146810>Bell, OK.>Denny, yeah.>Reddick, eh.>Bubba, maybe. >Gibbs, come on now.
>>157146835Helps having the race scheduled for a reasonable time.
>>157146864also that, usually the cup races for me are at 10 in the evening and im asleep by midnight
>>157146835Look, man. I drink too much and I should take my own advice, but be careful.I care about you more than myself.
>>157146864The down side is that the next gen is slow as fuck, and the super speedway garbage package is ass.
>shopping bag on the trackI'm surprised they haven't thrown a debris caution yet.
>>157146810It isn't a coincidence that directly after the Gabehart fallout they needed to make him look better to silence the doubters or something. They're definitely giving him more resources that they used to give Briscoe and Bell.
>>157146912So, rhe modern Cup package sucks nuts because it isn't steel body 4 lug steel wheels with carburetor. Buy it races well at drafting tracks like Daytona, Talladega andAtlanta. It's weird that Indy isn't a drafting track, but that's where we are.
>21 leadingBased Wood Bros
Based BAMF
>>157147055I came here to post this.
SHITTER in the wall
Daniel died
Our weekly Daniel Dye caution
MW in shambles
Bubba has a chance right?
something happened (3)
Why is it that Toyota is obviously cheating while For kr Chevrolet would just be good?
>Enjoy a round of golf, walk immediately over to the race track and enjoy an afternoon raceThe ultimate white man day off
>>157147049>21>posts the number 7 car>Not even the best #7 carCmonbruh.
who tf is this wanna be golfer bulbasaur
Buschhhhhhh shown.
>>157147245One of the female reporter’s bulls id assume
>>157147241All Wood Bros. cars are based, except the music industry ones.
>>157142976I’m going to be so pissed if Heim wins
This is some cool blocking
Someone tell me about heim other than he drives a cheater car.
>>157147428He ruined the Truck Series for a year.
>>157147428He proved the memeoffs were gay and retarded (among other drivers)
Was that dollar sign next to Blaney supposed to be the fastest lap indicator?
Phantom caution
>>157147497Nah, it's some other thing where they get a cash prize>cawshunfuck
>DUB REE
WOAHHH WATCH OUT FOR THAT 1 INCH LONG PIECE OF PLASTIC GUYS
>>157147530Had to spice up this slurper somehow
>>157147542I was going 180mph I wouldn't want anything on the track, so I don't fault them.
>>157147555not even other cars?
Boring as fuck.
>>157147531Like The Winston Million or the No Bull 5?
>>157147542>"Yeah, that looks like a piece of metal or something heavy that can cause damage!"> light breeze easily blows it across the pavement Kek
nascar needs to adopt a virtual safety car for minor stuff like that. >Bubba just killing half his pit crew.
Crew member just got bucked lmao
>>157147568??? If they're stationary, they should be cleared as well. >>157147575>The Winston Millionyeah, something like that. they mentioned it earlier in the race, but my stream doesn't show those markings on the standings. There are some other drivers in contention as well. >pit shitlol
hate crime by the coward bubba
>>157146886shut the fuck up, no you don't
Good awoofternoon awoofternoodle noon!
Is the 9 coming back out? Just saw it on pitlane
Its been a 10 minute caution for a piece of plastic on the track.
WHO NEEDS RACING, GOTTA SEE WHERE WACKY TOKEN BLACK IS NOW
>>157147671You know that the Fox506 feed is a couple of seconds ahead of the TNT broadcast, and they don't show any of that shit? Your choice.
JoLo should have turned his ass
MILLI FOR GILLI
>Front Row wins $1 millionSettlement schizos VINDICATED
>>157142976GILLYMAN THE MILLYMAN
JUAN!!!
OH LAWDDD
SHITSHOW>SHITSHOWSHITSHOW>SHITSHOWSHITSHOW>SHITSHOWSHITSHOW>SHITSHOW
MILLY FOR THE GILLY
Lul grillo man
didn’t take long
thank you based memechek
lmao
SHIIITERZ!
Memewreck
Nepocheck
Grillos pickles are expensive, but so damn good
How can anyone call this shit better than F1? Looks like a fucking joke.
>>157147800But enough about you.
>>157147800Here’s the (you) you wanted faggot
Joey is our only hope.
>>157147497It's the in season who gives a fuck where they copy the NBA because Denny Hamlin likes basketball even though a 1v1 bracket makes no fucking sense in a 35 car race with meme coin flip results like NASCAR and therefore it is about to be won by a car 23rd in points with only a single top 15 over its duration.
Is it just me or do the square Shell signs at Indy look kind of cheap? Like they could be swapped out for Burger King at any time.
>>157147866Oh, that bad meme.
>>157147866Its only there for gambling sponsors.
23XI receive >215.8 million and cheated up carsFront Row receive>148.9 million, cheated up trucks, and another 1 millionI receive>retirement
>>157147854Hocevar can still come back. Trust.
>>157147893You made her cry
>>157147893you should get some more pre 1998 cars
Are they ever going to go green again or they just gonna let it finish under caution.
COME ON LETS FUCKIN GO
>>157147927Was thinking similar holy shit
SNEED
CAM ON JOEY
Hamlel btfo
Is... is it Heim time?
I take a lelgano over anycheatin yoder victory.
>>157147621Don't make me an hero to prove you wrong.
>>157147893Finally, a good fucking post.
chevy sucks so much
>Rookie driver dumped into a toyota>Not even full time, barley even part time>Instantly running at the front in every raceSure okay sounds legit.
>>157148034Toyota is cheated up super hard. Ford has been suffering most of the season.
>>157148037It's so blatantly obvious what is going on. Makes me sick
>>157142976Why is nascar letting these obviously cheated cars dominate? It’s a fucking disgrace
Commentators died
13th
>>157148082Thought it was just me o.o
>>157148077Toyota is the main shareholder of asscar.
>>157148085batido de esperma
>>157148037"They're learning" was always just an excuse for being shit, if you're as good as Heim is supposed to be and your team is winning this is what should happen.
>>157148077It was part of the settlement in the offseason.
>Cody Ware running half a lap behind the field
Total Hamlin death
>>157148121Yeah sure, Corey Heim the greatest nascar rookie in the history of nascar. Even trying to shitpost it is weak.
Im fine with Logano winning as long as these obviously geared up cheating fucks dont
>>157148128At least he's on the lead lap
At least Gibbs got shuffled down the order, Heim is at least talented unlike the nepo baby.
>>157142976Logano please save us
cheatengine.exe restarted
>HERE KITTY KITTY
Neither the 20 or 22 have the pace to make a pass on the 5th 23XI car.
Only a cheater yellow can save lelgano.
>>157148144Jr. won in his 12th start and DEI hadn't even won a race before. Jimmie Johnson won 3 races in his rookie year. You don't need to spend 50 races sucking dick if your cars are good (let alone winning every single week) and you aren't a shitter, all this tells you is how overhyped Gibbs is.
STOP TAKING THE CAMERA OFF THE LEADERS REEEEEEEEE
>>157148233https://youtu.be/qFXuo8h2wJs
>>157148249#reeeeee D:< I know that feel fren
>wreck in 3... 2...
>>157148249I wouldn't mind if something was happening further back, but it's the Gen 7 - nothing ever happens.
Most people at the Fever game than at the Brickyard
>>157148249>F1 TV director confirmed
Feeling sleepy
>>157142976Heim > Hocevar
Cheated to oblivion.
>Toyota pissing in your face and telling you it's raining.
>>157148243Also, how bad are the toyota DEI girls?
Finally
>>157148284Put Hocivar in a Toyota and we'll talk.
WIGGLIN LIKE A CATFISH
This kid is gonna be a problem
So what's the moral of this race?
>>157148314Are bug girls considered DEI? If so, it's absolutely epic.
>>157148243Jr. had done part time a year prior and Jimmie was also full time, even if he hit the ground running. My biggest complaint about Heim (Who i do think is talented, i dont want to say hes a shitter) is that the Toyota's are so overpowered that a guy who's barley even part time just dropped into the car halfway through the season for a scattering of races and hes been a top 10 guy in all of them. Its more of a complaint about the yoders then Corey.Anyway, the race sucked and im glad its over. Never watching again, see you next week.
Heim time.
Absolutely hilarious. Fuckin horseshit cheating bullshit.
Lame.
this is the work of Mossad
>>157148341Sue NASCAR.
Man, I could have been bathing homeless lepors,but O watched this race instead.
>>157142976Nascar is a joke.
ehh
>>157148349Jr. only did 3 races the year before, it was the 9th race of the year. I guess add one for Motegi actually. Tony Stewart won 3 races in his rookie year and he hadn't even run a complete season of stock cars before.
1 million big ones
>>157148341We are in the Heim Timeline
>>157148341Most forgettable race of the decade
>>157148359I will buy you a beer one day.
>>157148377who was the best ever rookie of the year?
>>157148341I would rather continue playing golden sun or brightis than watch this rigged garbo.
Ty Gibbs is more of a net negative for JGR than Austin Dillon for RCR
>>157148349Carl Edwards had a hot start too. I know he doesn’t count bc he technically wasn't a rookie in 2005 since he had more than 10 races before but he did get 4 wins in his first full time season.
downforce is the biggest mistake is motorsport
>>157147923I'll use more of those next time.
wellare you happy now
>>157148341What is 23XI's endgame?
joey slowganochase brislowbrad keseslowskicarson hoslowvar
At least the fish car looks good and he didn't burn out on the bricks.
By the way it is incredible how jordan cant escape of rigging and bets allegations, since they are true and the outfit whacked his father for that.
>>157148437NASCAR should have never let the motherfucker near the sport, and they will eventually regret it when a huge scandal hits (and it will)
>>157148398Man I don't know, like even Denny was third in points in his rookie year. (and has never gotten any better jej)>forgot about Harvick winning his third start
Corey Heim has more wins than Hocevar
>>157148417Making NASCAR completely unwatchable by 2030 - either series bankruptcy or infinitely more annoying niggers in broadcasts works for the goal
What do I go buy at Field & Stream?
>>157148398Stewart wins over Johnson because Newman won rookie of the year in 2002 lol
>>157148449And i hope soon, so rodman is redeemed.
>>157148389meet me at Daytona and we'll make it happen
>>157148407Race is official
>>157148462The printed magazine or a shotgun.
Why they interviewing Hamlin? He literally did nothing this entire race.
SVG is in danger the next few tracks are right in RFK's wheelhouse and Preece/Kez are gaining ground.
>Michael Waltrip was married and had kidswhat the fuck.
>IHRA had police kick a quarter midget event out of a track mid-weekend
That million isn't actually going to this guy right?
"It felt good to finally race for something meaningful"-Todd Gilliland, 2026
Thank you Jim France!
>>157148557iirc the driver doesn't get it the team/team owner does
>>157148577Thank god
>>157148516They have to make up a lot of points to catch him.He could also simply outrace Bubbles, who finished 28th today.
>>157148576Look at this generational milly run
Nightmare.
Morgan Wallen's sponsored cars won the Indy 500 and the Brickyard 400 this year.
>>157148610they need to bring back the playoffs
>>157148610>BAMF up two spotsDidn't like the result but he had another solid points day
>>157148478Rodman carried so hard desu desu
>>157148640All one has to do is do what they did for Nextel two decades ago there's a reason why thunder 2004 and chase 2005 are at the tip top for most race fans :3
>>157148837Once i fix my pc and grab a xbone controller, i'll emulate 2004 and 2005
I was thinking about showing my family the 92 hooters 500. Any other old races I should show?
>>157148837Thunder 2004 was based off of the 2003 season which was the last Winston cup one.
>>1571497661997 Chevy Trucks Challenge (Walt Disney World)1997 DieHard 500 (Talladega)1999 Goody's Body Pain 500 (Martinsville)
>>1571497661985 and 2000 Winston 500s
>>157149778TIL knew i forgot something thanks. >>157149203There's people out there much like with NBA jam or NHL 94 who update the games with current racers and such :3 but even vanilla it's easily hundreds of fun hours
