No girls allowedBeavis and Butt-Head edition>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>ScheduleThe prestigious Washington and Los Cabos are on next week's schedule>Streamshttps://freestreams-live1e.pk/jokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlhttps://vkvideo.ru/@popovodutennisa/liveshttps://tennisonline.im/https://www.vipleague.tv/Previous>>157028698
first for sissi
Blockx choking it on serve
>>157146015He reached a RG final.Put some respect on that filename
>>157146049He hasn't even it 50% first serves all match. Just terrible
Who do the Ducth stand with in this final?
Ok so I've been unable to find the thread for the last 3 days due to the OP image and NOW you leave out the subject, taking out my last recourse? Fuck y'all I'm leaving.
>>157146088van ass hasn't hit a single one
Why are you guys so crap at baking? This is why our jobs are being given to low iq brown because you all are barely any better than them at the end if the day
>>157146203>82% first serves inHuh?
>>157146229>average speed 160
Remember Rublev?
>>157146175>>157146223I apologize deeply for causing such a commotion in the /atp/ community. I will do better in the future and not disrespect the sanctity of the subject field.
Blockx's backhand being exposed by the superior VanAsscheeks
Roblox sisters we're back
>>157146252kek, I didn't get what you were aiming at but yes
The kids love the Blockx
Based Blockx, it's a match of three halves now
block party
Now watch him lose serve again
>>157146372aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
Stupid spaniard walking his dog rn instead of catching this kino
new kids on the blockx
>>157146379Dont worry. Van Assche will also lose serve :)
>van choke
>>157146385kwab of the day
I feel like VanAsscheeks is a man in a mission.What can Blockx do against such reckless confidence?
Never rated Bollocks.
>win 24% second serves>win matchPooblev could never
I am not watching this match I am watching the 2012 olympics opening ceremonty
>soulless american season begins
>Kouame already in the last32 of El CabosWhat do they mean by this?
>>157146533at least we will see higher ranked players again
>Svajda lost to Cruzkek
>>157146558LOS cabos you fucjing chud you celtiberian fuck should know how romance languages work
thinking bout a gimmick, every single tournament I pretend I'm going and ask for a /atp/ meetup
>>157146564O Cruz Hewitt?Why did he give his kid a rare Portuguese/Spanish name?He married some Congolombian?
>Another Svajda.Disgusting
>>157146611The one and only Cruz Hewitt aka Cruzza
CORRUPTION
>>157146603>a /atp/ meetupthis has never happened anytime ever
>>157146692I'd goShipping out to the tanker soon for 6 months but next year I'm free
>>157146692It actually has.
>>157146721kek
>>157146703what happened to the zimbabwe flag?
>>157146703I used to do 4 months btwsucks to be you
Breaking News: Legendary Swiss tennis player Marc Andrea Hüsler has retired from the sport as of today
>>157146175Well, not in this thread, obviously, because OP is a retard, but in the future remember to just write in your browser after /sp/ the letter "atp" and it will clear the menu page from anything other than this (or, better said, the next ones after this one) and the /tennis/ shitshow thread.
>>157146703Heading to Hormuz?
>>157146800Or just write tennis and you'll only find this and the /tennis/ thread too?
>>157146828That's three more letters. I'm not made of time, you know.
>>157146780damn, surprising, why?
>>157146863No clue as he's only 30. https://www.atptour.com/en/news/huesler-retirement-announcement-july-2026
Nah I can’t begin begin to find this thread and well gonna have this fucker for 4 days FUCK GERMANOOSTEDS
An entire general mindbroken by a missing subject field. Just make one yourself and we'll switch.
>>157146533Based
>>157147038You know I respect you too much to do that. And that’s why want you to do better.
Can’t find the fookin thread
>>157147038No fuck those people. The most recent /atp/ thread should always be in an open tab in your browser somewhere no matter your phone, pc or work laptop.
>there are two spidermansWild
Heh... My boy Blockx just needs a little more time... Well done Ass>>157141497Yes m8, just have one of the big three pocketed for the next masters (Zverev) then gradually bring the others in. Even if you have to take a 50 point penalty, it'll all pan out in the end :^)But seriously, why bring in D Minor in THIS form, it's a travesty
>Zverev is part of the big 3 nowYou now remember the era of Zverev
>>157148494
>>157150398https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UvQvOFRS9o
>>157152427>video unavailable in the US
>>157152459https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ygSn7izmB8
Shelton vs Quinn cancelled
Joke of a thread
>>157152841Damm
Quinncels..
happy JM
>>157153937many anus returns
>>157153937Thanks you. A happy Johannus yourself.
is this /hoc/?
/hoc/ tuah
Is /atp/ ready for the future of tennis?
>>157154501What the fuck
>>157154501based Bulldog
>>157154501Yannik Sinner and Carlitos love child is Puerto Rican?
He even looks like them
I was very disappointed that Bernie pulled out of Los Cabos qualifying but it turns out he's got a lucky loser spotWonder if he knew and that's why he pulled out or if he pulled out because he just didn't care, hard to tell with BernieHis first match is against a #500 qualifier so it looks like he could get his first tour level win since *checks notes* Mallorca last year
>Piss Poor
>>157145980>no topic or ATP anywhere in the OPONE JOB
Tabilo survives
>MusettiNow that's a name I haven't seen in ages, he used to be a top player back in the day, even if a bit of a chocker
>>157145980normal people cannot find this threadmongoloid
Arnaldi with the face card
benny shelly went to a women's football gameis he ok?
late night fishikori yay
>>157156064>>157156801>you can't find a thread that mentions tennis multiple times in the OPStop crying about this absolute non-issue for the 10th time already. The whining is becoming insufferable.
>>157157010you're insufferablejust make a thread with a subject
>>157155473"Some fans" want a rule change and I agree they shouldn't be eligible for a lucky loser spot if they retire during qualieshttps://tennishead.net/controversy-strikes-at-the-washington-open-as-calls-for-immediate-rule-change-emerge-this-is-crazy/
>>157157018What's stopping you from making one with a subject yourself?
>>157157042you
>Ad reads between games
>>157156892His gf is a soiccer player
>>157157434aren't they all dykes?does this make him a fag?
>>157157052Calm down.
>>157157448i beleive yes according to science
They're really playing doubles lmao
>>157157463lmfaaaaaaoooo
Drapist out of Washington. Just two more weeks bro
>>157157597I think Andy drew a dud
peak Musetti is back
Arnaldi should be severely investigated
I don’t understand how Mexican games start at 0200 tonight and then at 1800 tomorrow
>>157157629Well I mean you can't really play in Mexico at the daytime or you'll die
>>157157629Now one wants to play in daylight Mexico
>>157157026The problem isn't retiring or withdrawing, but the system allowing players to occasionally know they're guaranteed to get in. Some minor injuries that are worthy reasons for retiring don't take numerous days to heal, and shouldn't be punished.Either randomize the process further, or simply promote players with guaranteed LL spots to main draw without forcing them to either play or retire/wd. Or just let it be, because in reality it's a non issue.
>>157157699central Mexico is peak comfy due to altitude
>>157157699Oklahoma be cookin’
>>157157843>non-issuethis the point of LL is to protect the fans. To give them something to watch.
>>157146839bookmark it, retard
These mfs said tickets would be sold out
Working on a bit involving the name Washington being similar to Washing-town and the idea of a player being washed. Not sure how it's gonna come together
>>157158253
>>157158274He's so dreamy
>>157158274He's aged, the kid is gone :(
No one can stop Taydolph Fritzler
>>157158414Did he win Wimbledon?
Schang when?
>>157158429Like 20 mins
>>157158429How do you say washed up fraud wonderkid in Chinese?
>>157158466>250That's about his level for trophies
>>157158451Believe it’s “rashed up flaud wonderkid”
>>157158451Zheng
>>157158466Binner's on 246, Alcarath only 159. Volumes
>>157158645Sinner is a veteran, Carlos a young gun
>nishitkori is still going Wild
Who was John Harris?
Nishikori and Schang look related.
>>157158820that's no true samurai.He has whitoid blood.
Holy hell shang with the pick-off
Nishi will dab
let's go, tiebreaker
the better player lost, many such cases.
Spidersisters...
>>157159478NO WAIT IM AN IMPORTANT PART OF THE ECOSYSTE-ACK
Got to be odds on nishikori retires in this last set
Svajdaman, svajdaman, does whatever a journeyman can Can he pass, to round 2No he can’t, cause he’s quite shit
>Shang is losing to 40 year old NishikoriWhat do you call it when somebody is already washed up before he even turned good?
infanticide
lmao @ waymo being a sponsor
https://tennishead.net/grand-slam-champion-wants-the-australian-open-moved-to-march-in-dramatic-change-to-tennis-calendar/>“An ideal world — which will never happen — is that they move the Australian Open to March, but it’ll never happen. But at least the better compromise is they make the Grand Slams best of three [sets].
>>157160215He's right and get rid of Miami, the leafbowl and Madrid
>>157160215What's actually going to happen is that the arab oil states are going to buy some pseudo-slam in that post-AO calendar space in order to slowly but surely force an arab slam
>>157160215>Lloyd added, “Best-of-five, the physicality of these guys now… best-of-five in my day is the same as best-of-three now, in terms of what they do with their bodies and the physicality. They’re animals — and I mean that in the best way. But they are going to break down, and it will happen more and more.” Opelka was right about doubles players
Bernie is back
Fwoar beautiful ball striking from Bernie
>>157160215Methinks this "John Lloyd" chap, whoever he is, is off his rocker. You don't fix the schedule by moving AO closer to RG and Wimby and making the middle of the year even more packed. You fix it by reducing the number of events after USO, reducing the number of mandatory events, and getting rid of the two week Masters like everyone has been begging for since they were introduced. Never going to happen though
>>157159613apologize
Absolute masterclass from Bernie
>>157161214Our boy is back
feel the bern
Scatmane taking Tiafart to deep watersCan the melanated gentleman swim?
>>157161291This does NOT bode well to my burgerswing fantasy squad. Already a shambles, shoulda gone with Odour instead
Motivated Foe will pull through
Nvm
Based scatmane taking out the trash
le 28 year old prospect
Euros will NEVER understand the comfort of falling asleep to a Mexican tournament that goes until like 3am
>>157159851We call that a fonseca
Dimitrov dood, Darwin needs more time, Tomic won a match somehow against EL Alex Hernandez
>>157161884That's every US tournament for us
Oh, Jesus Christ. "Grateful for the struggle". Are you a fucking housewife trying to sell MLM make up? For fuck's sake.
>>157162817How can anyone like this embarrassing fraud
>>157162827It's really quite simplehttps://youtu.be/OKO881UPjFc?si=CTCK9cSpTwXHeiHX
>>157162665not reading all that
>>157158820does this trigger the chinks?
>>157162665>#trusttheprocess #livelaughlearn #workhardplayhard
It’s crazy that we haven’t found a way to produce a single player with dawg except making them survive a school shooting then move to Spain
I will never ever rate Tiafart
Give me ONE good reason why I shouldn't register on a betting site this very minute and put $1000 on Stef beating Demon
>>157163923https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhJmEGs7P2E
Tsi could beat him 1000 times. Never bet on Tsi
>>157163121You may have accidentally come up with a solution. Just send the survivors from attacks on schools directly to Spanish tennis school.
>no Kouamitrov>no Drapersen
When two memes collide
>>157162827They are emotional beings who dismiss the head in favour of the heart. Stats scare them to death all you have to do is look at that Rolex advert reply to your post it's antinumerical cope of the highest order
Tomasso on court
Do you think Tommy is meaningfully better than Myshock?
>get married>career falls apartMany such cases!
Ruud is back
>>157165277At least he won't lose much in the inevitable divorce
Whenever I watch the American hard court swing it always looks like it's about to rain. Is this just a weird camera setting they use?
26 backhand unforcies for Tomasso so far
>>157165670god damn why are europeans so fucking retarded
11 break pts to 1
>>157165782It clearly isn't raining or about to rain
>>157165801>ahhh why isnt it sunny with those clouds in the skywe dont do that in germany
Fuck, this is going to be great!
>>157165820All I'm saying is that American world feed are kinda dark
>>157165855all im saying is youre fucking retarded
Oh, boy, I missed the squeaking of hard court so much... The other surfaces blow.
Surprised ICE let Jodar in
>>157165910You missed Jodar and that's fine
All the stars are here.....
>>157165921Nah, I'm not that guy. I'm Landaluce fo' life, if anything.
>>157165935>big z with taylor townsendi did not expect this
Test
>>157165944It's actually his dad
>>157165935will posting about this be allowed?
>>157165982no i have forbidden it
>>157166004okay based
What a terrible angle
>hardcourt Joder
>>157166290Why do Arabs keep trying to make their country relevant in the sporting world?
>>157166350Honestly not sure. I think it's prestige like their airlines/airports.
I wonder if the ATP even pays these shitter shitter djshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0qErUuImrY
>>157166350sportswashingtoo many burgers last night for Tien. can't face the Man of Kino with a bowel full of maccy d's
Let's go Cruzza
couldn't they find a better pic?
>get btfo >pretend to be injured Every player does this now it’s so pathetic. I hate djokovic so much it’s unreal
>>157166290Lmaooooo who invited Demon hahahahahaha blud thinks he's a king
talmbout THE Hewitt?
how will this impact his legacy?
>>157166806That's sad to hear, I was a huge fan of his
>>157166806must have been a Yonex
>>157166877babolat pure drive
At which point should Fils be prevented from playing for his own health?
>>157166912They never stopped Monfils from harming himself
We're in cruz control
>>157166736THE new world number 5. He's in the form of his life.
Good win for Cruzza, nothing spectacular but he was solid enough and held his nerve in the big points. Giron was very messy throughout
Night, guys
Rough day for American players so far
>>157165873>>157165820The>we dont so this in GermanyMeme has gone too far
>>157167545what else do you tell someone who is wondering why there is shade on the court when the sky is cloudy
>>157167532Wasn't Learner Tien supposed to be good?
Damn he's really not good
Rain is one thing but I was not expecting hail. Wtf. t. In the DMV region
>>157168250>t. In the DMV regionWait me too
>>157166806Guess you could say he wasn’t behaving very xivillyKEK
>>157167152What is he the king of? Besides the underground kingdom in Flushed Away, KEK
>>157167732I never want to hear him rated on this board ever again. Some American posters were getting pretty unironically proudy about him
Hey I knew the place was called Washing Town, but they didn’t have to wash the courts during a tennis tournament !!!!
>>157168333Did you get hail too?
>>157168512Heh
>>157168250we dont do this in Germany
How to solve drought issues around the world>paint some lines and put up a net in a particularly dry area>schedule a tennis tournament there>it's guaranteed to rain over the course of the week
>>157168873Calm down
We back
Sheltonbros...
wtf is this
>>157169294>Lehecka is almost top 10>Darderi is almost top 20wtf indeed
Yeah might finally ragequit this fantasyslop>Tiafart>Learner F->Captained Sharton
Shelton is a relic of the pre-Zverev era. He will have to make room for the new rising burger talents such as Darwin or Svajda
>>157169586Shelton simply has too much melanin to be good at tennis
>>157169636This, but with Fonseca
Shelton haters apologize
>>157169636The smartphone lives on
>>157169830Damm, I kneel
And who is Edward Winter?
unc looking zesty ahh
>>157145980>no /atp/ in the subject or post bodynice job hans.anyway, time to watch some kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjPVA4O3efo
Sometimes I see Winter E. on Flashscore and think his name is Ethan because of Resident Evil
>>157168250>t. In the DMV regionbro me too. wanna play?I live in Georgetown.
Moise Kouame more like Most Kwab
Why is ATP nor Tennis not in the title of the thread?
Moist Kunt
Monday happens 52 times a year but Winter comes around just once
I've never had Mayo on Duck, wonder how it tastes
Well, why are they?
Have you guys noticed that wta posters actually do get banned in these threads? I think we have a mod on our side.
guys theres tennis being played rn
Rinky...
Smithers, maybe Moist Kouame wasn’t the tenenage phenomenon I thought he was
Walton warriors where we at
Huffing pure Waltonite nonstop ontop
Landaloser
Tomic vs Khachanov, battle of the titans tomorrow. Get utterly hyped...
Watching some Washingtown highlights First glimpse of a blue court on a green backgroundphwoar
Cruzza seems better than I thought, I thought he was a Leo Borg tier meme
Apparently, not being funny, Jodar yelled and screamed at a ballgirl today. Trying to find footage.
How does an Australian kid start dating the daughter of Roger Federer anywayHow do they meet
where's /atp/ i have the perfect post for it
Waltonbros we were robbed
>>157172507Why do you say this as though he’s a random Australian kid?
>>157172853I don't see how his father being Lleyton Hewitt makes him more than 5% more likely to meet Fed's daughters who don't seem particularly interested in tennis and I've never seen at matches etc.
Reinstalled top spin 5
>>157172928>I don't see how his father being Lleyton Hewitt makes him more than 5% more likely to meet Fed's daughterswell then you are really retarded i don't know what else to tell you
>>157173005You think Hewitt is going round to Fed's house for barbecues?
>>157173024No, but I think they've spent entire careers socializing with each other at tournaments and other tennis events........
Well let's agree to disagree.
>>157173024Well actuallyhttps://www.nowtolove.com.au/celebrity/cruz-hewitt-friendship-roger-federer-twins/>over the years the families have stayed in the same luxury hotels and spent a lot of free time together>“Cruz has always looked up to Roger and there’s a very real chance Lleyton may even work out a way Cruz could go and visit the Federer family in their Valbella Switzerland home,” the insider says
>>157173049roger and lleyton have known each other since juniors bro im sorry youre fucking retarded enough to think these two are complete strangers
I guess we'll never know.
>>157173053>over the years the families have stayed in the same luxury hotels and spent a lot of free time togetherwhat? impossible. this was never televised. how could one possible know this!!!
My laptop touchpad still isn't letting me drag, select, copy and it's killing my posting.
Roger ButtholerLleyton Hebutt
Just realised Majrchzak deprived us of Fritz-Paul and Mannarino deprived us of Michelsen-TienWe've also missed out on Zvajda-Zvajda and will soon be deprived of Minaur-Hewitt
>>157173217All good things
>>157173217and where was Fery to provide us with Fery - Cruz?
>>157173376Fery's running late
cruz is a dumb name
my name is cruz
No. I am Spartacruz.
3 hrs
>>157173471docks next at Cinci-Natty-Dread , then Winston-Salam-Alaikum
>>157173907Heh
