Gib Mason Miller Editionprev: >>157135054
>>157150048shit nu fuck yu OP
'stros
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4B4UonB1l7Akek!
>>157150065Hand him over.
Is this nu tho?
Mettiejetties won 2day
>>157150048Why would they get Mason Miller when they already have Munoz
WHO'S READY FOR SPILL WHOREN'S PERFECT GAY?
Cum Shitter. KEK.
>>157150092/we/ need another high leverage arm, and that was before Brash, Vargas, and Crispy went on the IL.
>>157150104kek
>>157150096o kek, stinkees have no answer for this
>>157149974you guys won the WAR trade for Soto, much less the culture tradewood, abrams and to a lesser extent valenzuela turned out fine but merrill had a hot rookie year too. remember prospects are merely lottery tickets. only dodgers know how to reliably turn prospects into starters, its our specialty as the best farm in baseball.
>Jizz ChizzcumThis dude might be my least favorite player in the entire league
>>157150096have mercy PLEASE!!
Cabellero is washed, get Volpe in there Booner.
Yeah, yanks season is over.
>>157150145The Umpies MINDFUCKED Caballero!!
Can someone explain to me why the Fuck Jeff Kent couldn't get voted in and had to go through the Veterans' Committe? His stats were pretty good and he was never Fucking linked to roids?
Is it true that the umpires raped and gaped Jose Cabbuhgyro in the swelterin’ summer of ‘26?
>>157150073I need to go full luddite mode and live in a hut in the woods somewhere. I've had just about enough of all of this.
>>157150145doesnt volpe already have 1.2 WAR this season
Hoe-se "Chememe" Crybabyero kek
I could go for a pounding right now
STOTTY!
His name is Cam Schlittler thoughIt's not cum shitter
Never put more Panamians to the Yankees ever again. We had a good run with Mariano but please no more.
>lossing to the philthies
>>157150170It's also an absolute fucking disgrace that it took probably the greatest defensive center fielder of all time in Andruw Jones almost a full decade to make it in
STOTT SHOTT
Stankeedoo ‘em!!
>>157150205Yeah journalists should be hanged
>>157150195omg the only thing funnier than his real name being cum shitter would be scam shitler there's no way NO WAY that's his real name lolmao
cum shitter kek
>>157150186>WARvpn off Boone
ham shredder kek
>>157150229volpe is a good player
>>157150216Based and Tecumsehpilled.
why does he do it?
smell farten kek
>>157150186Why did they only give Volpe like 20 games at AAA and overhype him like crazy? Fucked him up
>>157150030They don't trade for Soto and suddenly they don't have King or Cease in 2024, they're stuck with 2nd half choker McKenzie Gore, and let's be real. 2023 looked on paper like it would've gone well and just was off by all projections. Sure there's an argument they wouldn't have given a big contract to Bogey if they believed CJ was on the way, but at the same time, not like they would've had the depth people act like they would've if they didn't. Their pitching lineup in 2024 would've been>Gore>Darvish(injured)>Musgrove(injured)>Waldon(LOL)>Mazur(LOL)That team isn't even getting close to the opportunity to have 24 scoreless innings happen, let alone the "what if they had Wood or Abrams there instead of... Profar, who had a WAY better season than either of those guys that year"
>>157150216friendly reminder journalists aren't people
>>157150250That's not even his real name though
anchovy hole pee kek
>>157150268woulda coulda shoulda! you need emerson hancock.
>>157150278kek...KEK!!!
Can’t even fucking come on /sp/ anymore and watch my yanks without these fucking faggots>cum shitter lol>he shits cum all over the mound kek!FUCK YOU!!!
>>157150250KEK
fent mice kek
>>157150268That’s a lot of headcanon anon, I’ve just accepted that my team sucks
>>157150278kekini dept?!
>>157150286he does WHAT on the mound?!?!?
>engaging tranime avatars
moron baboone kek
>>157150271According to the YES network it is.
>>157150268it's not just emptying the farm, tho. throwing money at Darvish and extending Cronenworth was the start of it imo. Manny was somewhat understandable because you had to signal you were serious, but I also suspect you were bidding against yourselves with him also.
>>157150278I can confirm this to be a kekini. Please proceed.
>>157150278Rare Noriega W
gayan mcmamon kek
Jeeter would have never wasted a challenge like this
>>157150278
>>157150321It's not even his name though lol. Just look it up on Fangraphs.
>>157150313it's a slow day
The new playoff format where half the league gets into the playoffs blows, every retarded shitter team convinces themselves they can compete and nobody wants to make trades
>>157150343You can at least count on the mets and padres to make the most retarded trades imaginable. Yeah, maybe the other 28 teams are tough but still.
>>157150323Cronenworth made sense as an extension at the time but I get in retrospect people say it was bad. But he was literally a back to back all star heading into his extension and a runner up rookie of the year the year before that. He arguably had the same level of success, if not more since he had a longer track record than Merrill did and people agree that extending Merrill was an important gesture for the team to make. Not like anyone would've expected Croney would follow his extension with a rough season
jizz shitscum jr kek
>>157150343most of them know they probably aren't making the playoffs. no one wants to jump the gun. buyers can afford to be patient. sellers don't want to get short changed.
>>157150343more playoff teams = more playoff games = more baseball. do you hate baseball?
27 rings STFU!!
27 black dicks in that guy's hole kek
>>157150367When it's resulting in basically sub 500 streams making the playoffs yeah it's retarded
>>157150340Uhhhhh stanksisters?
More than your shit team!!
>>157150377Seems like a low estimate
>>157150387no...NO!!!
>>157150387>it's real
>Peacock cameras off in fucking Narnia while pitches are being thrownESPN does this shit too and it's infuriating
I liked The Odyssey by Christopher Nolan.
Threadly reminder that Lake, River, and Hunter are the most chad names in existence.
rispy incoming
wow, yankees namefag started the cum shitter mick
This warren guy is a bum
>>157150250stalk high school girls on instagram, apparently
Discordtrannies be like CUM SHITTER HAHA XDSo originalYWNBARW
smell farten is not a good pitcher kek
>>157150389all fraudulent
>IBB Darsho kek stankeedoos
>>157150441Cope and seethe
doo the stankeedoo!
https://www.khou.com/article/sports/mlb/astros/reports-carlos-beltran-stepping-down-as-mets-manager-following-astros-cheating-scandal/285-732b3fd9-98aa-499a-96df-eefb00c4be76
>>157150438you will never win another ringYWNWAR
I wasn't even alive in 2009
>>157150466I had sex that year, perhaps you are my bastard son?
>>157150464Kek gottem!
>>157150464kek stanks can't dispute this
STINKEES KEK.
BOHMIE COMES THROUGH
>>157150466MOOOOOOOOODS
>>157150464
KWAB STANKEEDOOS
STINKEDOOS!!
he really thought he could catch it lol
>StankeesAh hell
Damn how was the 1927 Murderers Row Yankees allowed ro happen? I never looked at the stats up until now and it's wild how good they were! Their first hitter was batting .269. Ruth and Gherig had OPSs over 1.200!
yankee-sisters...
>>157150466zoomers OUT
>>157150030Tbh, Preller thought like Tatis Jr was coming back after his injury shoulder, hence he went all in for soto. If tatis Jr didn't fucking get buster for PEDs or whatever that Dodgers doctor that worked on his shoulder, we probably would have had like 3 world series IF our cards played right. Ah well, should have would have could have
>>157150466well, you have to be 18 to be here and best case is you're 16....bye
Something stinks!!
>>157150518she gives me hope
This is what they got for going 16 years and counting without a 28th title. Soon to be 17. You think unburying the Big Papi jersey would bring their magic back? It did not.
>>157150323Darvish I think was more a "have some level of stability in the rotation" kind of deal. Cronenworth was a different kind of signal, less a "we're extending a generational player" deal like Tatis or Manny was intended to be, but more a sign of actually keeping semi-decent homegrown players rather than constantly shuffling out retirees on the waiver wire. Even with people agreeing Croney isn't that great, he's already managed to cement himself as an all time Padres player primarily because players like him or better never got held onto long enough to cement a bigger legacy
>Stankees
o kek maybe the stanks need starters more than the poodres
Hall O'Fame...or something
>>157150389how many in your lifetime, kid?
>>157150547kwas (kek what a stinkee)
>>157150462they only hate the astros and altuve, none of the other players, especially if they came to their teams. look at how much the doyers embrace tuckerthe only retards still seething over 2017 are joe kelly and the doyerpaco bugposter (they might be the same person...)
>>157150535>>157150547>*freeze frame*>*record scratch*>Yup. That's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up here...
How do you respond without sounding like a Baboone?
>>157150547There's that good ol' reliable Yankees defense of the last sixteen years. Cashman is a great general manager. Please never fire him.
trea "just put him in the outfield for fucks sake" turner
>>15715056627
that Costas rant actually made me mute the stream
>Turner Defense
Yankees getting raped and gaped on national television. The Yankees consistently fail under the bright lights since the early 2010's.
>>157150466Mods get his azz
>>157150592What did he say I didn't listen
>>157150600James Wood is gonna 50/50 before him
volpe!
not so fast filthies
Yankees bout to come back with 7 runs
>>157150604Mattingly to the HOF
Yankees suck ass
Does anyone know the instagram handle of the 18 year old girl that SICK FREAK Cam Schlittler was following?
>>157150570/we/ have a beef but frankly I don't care about sign stealing.
>>157150566Just one!!!
>>157150592how dare you. he's a national treasure.
Looks like the Yankees will warrenty to become sellers at this point
kek stankeepacos
>>157150635The AL is a joke. Why would anyone sell at this point?
>yankees circa 2010-2026>yankees runners on second and third>yankees hitter strikes outThe obsession with TTO has emasculated the Yankees
>>157150616I don’t know he blocked me on instagram lol
>>157150635can someone confirm if this is a kek
>>157150654and yet they win 95 games every year, I wish my franchise did that
>>157150616>>>/ptg/
I'm so tired of trea turner
>>157150654>yankee with facial hair and tattooand they wonder why they haven't won since allowing this bullshit...
>>157150657Warrenty doesn't need the y but otherwise it's kind of funny
>>157150666So, they win 95 games. What good is that if they get embarrassed out of the postseason year after year? Is the goal to win 95 games or is the goal to win championships?
>>157150677one is a prerequisite to the other. the doyers made the playoffs like 11 straight years before they finally won (2020 doesn't count)
>>157150635I don’t get it
kek stankeedoo 'em
>Be Stankeees>RISP
>>157150685Building a roster with a $350M budget is not difficult. The problem for the Yankees is that the general manager's philosophy is to build a roster designed to win 95 games by bullying all the bad pitching seen in the regular season with HRs. Then, that roster faces good pitching and crisp defenses in the post season and gets completely outclassed and shut down. Same story every season.
Stankees leave em loaded KEK.
What is your favorite baseball court?
Where should the 2 expansion teams go? Nashville seems obvious.
>>157150666>yet they win 95 games every year
>>157150704Outfielders going full extension still being like 5-10 feet away from catching it is one of my favorite plays in baybaw
>>157150714they sure do lel
>>157150720nigga I root for the Mets, give me the Yankees' performance and I'd be fine with it. At least they have a chance.
>>157150720Are you 80sgamespie?
>>157150723you have never seen an outfielder go full extension for a ball 5 feet away in the major leagues. let alone 10 feet.
stinkums kek
Stop embarrassing me Yankees. Look at all the shit I'm having to take on here.
>>157150718Nashville blew their load on the new Titans stadium so it's not happening, maybe Charlotte will happen or Indianapolis could consider it if the Bears move ends up being successful. idk about Portland but I know Sacramento is trying to build an MLB stadium.
>>157150723i like baserunning errors desu
>>157150737same
>>157150718Nashville and Charlotte
>>157150748Reddit has a hugbox for all 32 teams
Why do electric razor ads think I want to shave my balls? I did that once in middle school and learned my lesson.
>>157150750for me its a ridiculously wayward throw
>>157150737>>1571507512024 should have been our subway series. Dark forces arrived to /mlb/ shortly after that and drove us apart...
Nick Kurtz
start RISPing the newsI'm laughing today
>>157150763>the Mets lost this game
>>157150755>32 teams >MLB
>>157150763
>>157150769fucking quick pitch
>>157150765a united new york would be too much for the world
>the commentator who sounds like he has about 3 cells also watches Love Island & Married at First SightColor me surprised
>>157150635>warrentythe educational state of vpn users
can we get a fucking double steal before trea grounds into a double play?
>>157150755I don't want a hugbox. I want the Yankees to win so I can call all of you retarded faggots.
>>157150780John Kruk is a baseball chud and a patriot watch your fucking mouth.
>>157150781he's been here for many years, newfag
>>157150784nope!
nope ffs
>>157150759at least you still have both your balls...https://x.com/UnderdogMLB/status/2079425557142679671
>>157150704kekees
>>157150776you have to forgive the doyerpacos, it's their first season
the milfs in the stands are giving me a full extension if you get my drift
>>157150779They fear our power
>>157150793>defending vpn ban evadersyikes
>>157150801Wear a cup bros.
>>157150752MLB wants one east one west.
>Tsung Che Cheng optioned to Worcesterrip lil niggy you deserved that spot more than some of the bums on this team
>>157150801Did he actually lose one? RIP.
>>157150752>>157150815Raleigh and Vancouver.
>>157150812he's been a shitstain here for many years which is still better than newfag redditors such as yourself
>>157150718Brooklyn, New York deserves a winning team
>>157150815There’s nowhere else in the west to put one. Portland would work if they weren’t already staunch Mariners fans. Anchorage maybe?
>>157150823as an oldfag myself, its nice seeing new faces
>>157150828Portland is about to lose the blazers, I don't think MLBtoPDX is gonna happen
shit game
>>157150832tbf the banana picker has not been unbearable this season. new scripts sometimes do wonders.
>>157150838Yeah, its always shit when the Yankees are losing
>>157150718Montreal and Nashville (KEEP AL & NL)
>>157150828Spring games in Anchorage would fun.
Yankees gonna take the lead this inning
>>157150849And that's a good thing to the world
we don't bully statfags enough
>>157150859No its not
>mlb slurpers>npb all star breakfuck im gonna have to watch some kbo this week aren't i
wtf are you doing sanchez
cameras missed that completely lmao fucking NBC
kek... KEK
So the Umps just wanted go home? Man Fuck these Assholes!
>>157150868Remember when people thought he was a cy young candidate? KEK.
Lillies imploding lol
not switching to philthies posting just yet, but I am actively monitoring the situation on the ground closely.
sanchez... STINKS!
>>157150828Portland would go one season and then be complete faggots about it, do not give them a team.
New to this whole Baseball thing and was wandering why the Yankees were doing nothing and just letting the other team score, quick google search informed me that in the last game between these teams the Yankees got a single point from a home run and then the Phillies proceeded to not score a single point for THREE (3) HOURS, guaranteeing two wins for the Yankees and them not needing to care for this game in particular. This sport sure is something.
two-run homer is next
VOLPED into left field
however...
>lillies pitching
>it was 0 - 6
JT Peeandpooto
sanchez
These announcers glazing this Sanchez nigga
>>157150823>nufag thinks uses the term "newfag" is an insult, as if I haven't been hearing it since 2005KWAB, bet you feel funny still calling people faggotsunless you can give me a powerranking of your /TPIR/ games, I don't care what you have to think.
>>157150828San Antonio or El Paso could both support teams, and possibly even Santa Fe
>>157150924>too afraid to namepost until the yanks are on the board
kek philthies
link 3 we meet again
aura moment from harper
>>157150942link 1 is working for me 2day
>>157150940I just got home beta flyover
>>157150938
Yankees didn’t hit a hr so that was a bad inning
>Jose Urquidy is being acquired by White Sox @ByRobertMurray on itStove status?
Sidearm delivery is gay for me it's 3/4 delivery
>>157150935fake it 'til you make it doesn't work here, newfag. everyone else here that knows can't be bothered because no one gives a shit. you're just lucky I happen to be bored enough to engage. even your memespeak is weak, newfag. do better.
>aura moment>it's an abs challenge
ubereats just got here with my beans
>>157150963Love depth guys
>>157150963McCullers just hit DFA
>>157150969so true kek
stinkees kek
>>157150963Aren't the pirates trying to make the 'offs? Why would they be trading guys
>>157150967>doesn't even know what /tpir/ isoof, not a good look
>>157150971This nigga eatin beans
>>157150969is that why the mound is always brown with that little patch of white?
SEC country needs an expansion team. Nashville is the boring choice. New Orleans is the fun choice. Austin is the gay choice. Fayetteville is the giga-brain choice.
>>157150977check em
>>157150958>9 pm east coast>I just got homeWhere do you work, the gay loser factory?
>>157150969is it true that he stalks high schollers on insta?
>>157150987>Fayettevilleflyovers just making up towns now
>>157150987>implying we won't be calling it faggotville by opening day
he didnt call before he digged
>>157150990Gay, yes.
>>157150987Nashville already has my Sounds. What about the Carolinas?
>>157150979you didn't know Panama poster. you might as well be posting with your real name, newfag.
Banana Ball has so much sovl.
>>157150990you missed that it's also sunday and that chud went to work
>>157150995
>>157150990kek!
>>157150990KEK
>>157151010Double time and a half bitch I was making $40 an hr
>>157150995Fayetteville is like Austin before the tech people made it lame. The best college town in the country.
>>157151007keep conceding, tard, you picked a shitty battle when if you scroll back (yeah, you probably don't have any extensions that do inline replying), you'll see I called him out for being a vpn shitter, not a nuffiehe admitted last year in the WS thread that he uses a vpn
>>157150990he's their best seller!
the gay loser store called
>>157151019>$40 is 250% of his hourly rate>in a city that has a minimum wage of $15YIKES
>>157150990Bodied that freak
What did they say
>>157151028you're too late >>157151023
>>157150987Huntsville Alabama is underrated. Full of engineers because of NASA
>>157151021>he admitted last year in the WS thread that he uses a vpnthat was the blue jays panama tho
John Kruk should be full time color kek, I'd actually watch Philthies broadcasts
>>157150987Huntsville is the obvious choice.
Did MLB agree to let the players play in the 2028 Olympics yet?
>>157151005They have the B V L L S
>>157151021no more insights and lessons for you, my little thirsty newfag brainlet. I'll leave you to keep exposing yourself for anyone else who wants a piece.
Yankees pls just win
>45 million dollar Realputo
>>157151036They have a club, or did.
JT Peepeepoopoo lolkek
>playing Grand Funk RailroadBased
Stankees will pull through.
>le heckin college towns rule>so many breweries and hoppy IPAs!
>>157151019
>>157150828What has Portland done for us? Trailblazer should come to SD once midway project is complete.
>>157151056They will. Philthies in full choke mode
>>157151067>hopeI don't need to ask I just go in
>>157150987New Orleans is the obvious choice
>>157151064pull through missing the playoffs soon kek
>>157151063MY BABYSHE'S ALRIGHTMY BABYSHE'S CLEAN OUTTA SIGHT
>>157151068Why the hell would the blazers go to south dakota
>>157151040>>157151036Alabama is fucking gay t. Superior Mississippi
>>157151065College kids don't care about IPAs, you ridiculously old and out of touch millennial.
>>157151067kek now give him a stanks hat
>>157151068Jail Blazers for Poodres, who says no?
>>157151029grim tbqh, he makes $16 an hour lmao
>>157151084First concert I ever seen. I was 12 in 2002 at a county fair. Can't believe someone on /mlb/ knows GFR.
>>157151086If a local Portland columnist suggested Kalamazoo, then South Dakota is on the table.
>>157151102Bruh my base rate is 62/hr...plus benefits
can i get a trea woo webm
>>15715111462 nuts busted in cum shitter's asshole per hour more like
>>157151108why not? a lot of those old fuck bands never broke up and constantly tour.
>Southoids thinking that they can compete with big city clubs
>>157151108WE'RE AN AMERICAN BAND!WE'RE AN AMERICAN BAND!WE'RE COMING TO YOUR TOWN!WE'RE GONNA PARTY IT DOWN!WE'RE AN AMERICAN BAND!(my pops loves Grand Funk)
STANKEES TANKEES
>>157151122If by busted nuts you mean busted nuts and by shitters asshole you mean your mom
>>157151102$17.50 actually
>>157151009>sovlRetarded nu-speak.
>AJ Preller "just doesn't sound the same," according to one GM, per @BNightengale>Rival executives who've spoken to Preller believe the Padres will likely keep Mason MillerNot only are these other teams not getting Miller, but gone are the days where we have to send 6 prospects to get someone like Ryan O'hearn
>>157151117Here you go, senpai.
>>157151127Baseball players are chuds who want low taxes.
>>157150987New Orleans had a MiLB team what happened to that team
>>15715113340/2.5 = 16
I unironically miss Girardi so much yabkeebros
>>157151149sank into the Gulf of America
volpe... you're embarrassing me
>VolpeWhat the fuck nigga
yankees namefag works at mcdonalds fucking L E L>Antony Volpenis kek
>>157151149Black people don't watch baseball.
>>157151166McDonald's pays $16 an hour?
>RosarioCome on nigga
>>157151152I was rounding down didn't want to make you poors feel bad
STINKEES DEFENSE
Is anyone watching this Philly slopfest? How the fuck are these teams playoff contenders?
kek what just happened stinks?
>Just let the yankees play baseball Dodgers 2024 scouting report
schwarbomb imminent
>>157151174in the big, expensive cities they have to pay a lot more
ok, yeah, put the team in Fayetteville this is going to be frickin sweet! love college towns
What the fuck is this shit yanksisters
>>157151140>per @BNightengale
>>157151174a one bedroom in new york is like two grand so it's like making $7.25 in Fagyettville or whatever
ANCHOVY HOLE PEE KEK
>>157151192>IPADo white Americans really
>>157151189based aussie tater mater
>>157151182they arent. stanks will get a pity spot because the AL is so trash
StankeeDOOS.
curtis mead to the red sox is coolwill he play?
>>157151192>still seething your ass got cooked you go to google search to get some meaningless datadon't forget you finasteride pill today, unc
>>157151192>the Danktastic Double IPAlel
this is such a fucking meme game
harpbomb imminent
not my stankeedoos kek T-T
>>157151206Skankees are fucked. Boston has already won the trade deadline.
The Chicago White Sox are now Vegas favorites to win the AL Central Division.
>>157151219Cum Shitter bros...
>>157151219having to move Early is expensive "win"
>>157151224The José Urquidy effect.
>>157151224guards just got embarrassed by the rays to fall 2.5gbbut everyones back from injury now and kwan has remembered how to play so we will come back
>bruce hooper
>>157151219>venezolANO
marshbomb imminent
>>157151224A fat Japanese man can change your live
>>157151244>>157151219we need the padres vs doyers mexican meme for for these two shitters
>>157151258lmao go back to your country and stop with your moonspeak
bohmbomb imminent
marsh is a hairy son of a gun
>>157151054>still no pr of tpirgrim tbqh
>>157151061>>157151040>huntsville astros
oh kek
>>157151263Chema getting traded soon. Umps fucks ya
stottbomb imminent
>>157151067KEKKINI
>>157151276Nigga like i fucking care about that manlet
STINKEEDOOOOOOOOS
yarbros...
kwabbydoo em!!
>>157151192>3 breweries in the entire townwhew you sure told him!
>NL Best only one team with a positive run differential>AL Best only one team with a positive run differential, and just barelyDey aint the Best no mo ay they
>stankees>doyers>trashcans>all loseit's a good day
>>157151309Forgot the cubs sisters
So, you're telling ME, that ALL the coaches DO, is just SIT THERE, and CHEW CUM, doing NOTHING, and they send their guys out to HOPEFULLY hit the ball? How is there any strategy involved here? Like, really, what do they even do? It's BEWILDERING to me, someone please explain, because this makes no sense.
kek stanks
stott! what a turnaround
>>157151309/Mlb/ really is miserable. This is like your team winning the WS
>>157150818Cheng was good at SS, and made some critical plays during the winning streak. He wasn't hitting bombs, but he kept the line moving. With how injury prone the team has been I wouldn't be surprised if we see him again sooner than later. I hope we can make room for him permanently at some point.
RICE RICE MVP
>>157151202yes, its really a shame. seeing a shift though towards darks and sours though.
The Yankees are getting raped and gaped, yes, but the thought of men getting raped and gaped makes me very horny and erect.
Mariner fans please hold your posts, might be trading you to Detroit.
>>157151332
>>157151332big mac with light mac sauce, medium, with a dr pepper. and make sure the fries are hot please. let me also get a 10 piece nuggets, and do NOT forget my sweet and sour sauce this time.
>>157151192The more hoppy IPAs in the league, the better. I'll sign the petition.
>>157151172I watch baseball
>>157151347my stonewall stankees :D
>>157151355and there it is
>>157151355Probably a light skin nigga tho.
>>157151332that's what you say when punching your wife for being a lazy bitch to cook
>>157151375ohhhh i get it, the joke is spousal abuse.
>>157151375he brings home mickey d's free of charge tho
>>157151391mickey d's nuts bitch
>>157151387
whos yankees namefags fav player?McMahon
>>157151404Remember when they traded for Ryan McChicken for his defensive acumen?
Ho Say Cubbie Gyro
only the brewers and the white sox have a nonzero chance of stopping the 3peat
>>157151458Mariners won't, therefore the Doyars should let them sweep.
>>157151458source?
>>157151458The Brewers will stop it and we will get our I-94 World Series.
my wildcardinals can stop the dodgers
>>157151458>brewers>winning a pennanto kek
>>157151495They have one.
0-4tani wil. stop the doyerpacos
>Mass shooting reported at Seattle CenterLooks like a Mariners anon is venting their frustration with the team
do doyerpacos really think they have a chance to win this year with their skeleton crew during a rebuild?
>>157151458Ok, sure bud
>>157151521can you bet on mass shootings on polymarket yet?
>>157151521They're on the road.
>>157151542I think they've banned bets on deaths after that one Iranian leader was killed in an airstrike.
>>157151542No, it's too easy to insider trade on.
Nice job dropping a routine fly ball, DARSH
>>157151580This never gets old.
>>157151567which one
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fuck you allGo Yankees
Looks like slathering my ass up with BBQ worked
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>157151580It was a ball tbf
>>157151615mind if i sauce my buns up with some of that?
Been a rough week here in Philly Skull dragged by MetsSkull dragged by DodgersSkull dragged by YankeesBut at least we got the Bron
>>157151615Anon that's not how you're supposed to get bark on your barbecue
>>157151615I’ll take my sauce on the side
>>157151640>>157151661are you redmeatspie?
The bj's suck dick, cease and okamoto are our best players, vladdy has not hit a home run at home yet, gausman is a league average pitcher and has been for five years
It's funny everyone is so focused on Miller that they're overlooking the obvious pieces like Ty France and Morejon.
>>157151685Morejon is a rental and Ty is just going to go back to the guy the M's DFA'd if he gets traded.
>>157151675Now here the sword to ram into your belly. Hands to you with both hands
>>157151685>MorejonThe celebrated Afro-Cuban poet
>>157151696Yankees would have won if the game was on YES instead of NBC
>>157151692>marinersthis is a discussion for team's in contention
>>157151696Paul O'Neal looks like a caricature of what he was going to look like when he aged
>>157151711oh...honey.....
>>157151696
>>157151685The White Sox should trade for Gavin Sheets so they can send him back to Charlotte during their playoff run.
One more big week until the trade deadlineWho will still be buyers and who will still be sellers and who will flip flop depending on the results of that week?
skubal to the doyers
>>157151771If that happens there will never be another season of baseball again.
>>157151764If the Yankees were smart, they'd sell.
>>157151764Unironically the White Sox>4 vs Yankees>3 @ Rays>3 @ Red SoxIt's probably the toughest stretch possible and if they stumble there's no way they'll still try for Mason Miller or Detmers. However if they come out of it with a winning record and still on top of the division, then they'll probably go on a buying spree.
>>157151781The death of MLB would only save the sport
>>157151764Sell da Yankees
>>157151781maybe these other billionaires should be more willing to open their pocketsthey should be embarrassed that the dodgers are simultaneously the best team with the best farm and aren't even considerably spending more than the rest of the top 10, most of whom are struggling to stay in the wildcard race
>>157151764Red Sox will be sellers by the end of the week.
>>157151800don't be stupid. how else could they afford their winter yachts?
>>157151800>the best farmLiterally paid off propaganda. Their Farm is mid.
>>157151804>implyingIt'll be the Yankees when the Red Sox leapfrog them soon
it feels like they'll land Skubal if he gets moved. I can't see them stopping after an offseason of picking up Edwin Diaz and Kyle Tucker.
>The White Sox are set to acquire right-hander Jose Urquidy from the PiratesBut why?
>>157151797Sell the Yankees to me. We would win 5 World Series.
>>157151800>best team>best team offense>best team pitching>best team defense>most deep>best farm systemI seriously don't understand how this fucking team is the best at everything. It shouldn't work this way, like if you are good at some things you sacrifice other things. A shitty FA signing like Kyle Tucker would tank most teams, even high spending ones, but the Dodgers did it and are still the best at everything.
>>1571517172.5 games back from a first round bye
>>157151800>>157151813This, M's have the most to deal IF Jerry has the stones for a big move.
doyerhectors got GAPED by the lowly mest
>>157151850I love booba so much bros it's unreal
Why are we so bad at baseball?
>>157151890Cuz god is dead
kek cubs lostkek doyers lost
>>157151893He'll be back one day
>>157151890My team is good until the playoffs.
>>157151890It's just this WAR, and that sonofabitch Manfred.
>>157151908not just lost, they got GAPED
>murikami homers on his bobblehead day>murikami has a two homer game on his bobblehead daywho the fuck cares about bobblehead day ?
Guys, my chihuahuas are still playing if you need baseball. And they’re giving the aviators the businesshttps://www.ballysports.com/zones/milb/game/2026-07-26/815272-el-paso-chihuahuas-vs-las-vegas-aviators
Why do the Yankees always embarrass themselves in these kinds of games? It's become the identity of the Yankees over the last, i don't know, five or six years now.Random Tuesday game in May on local tv against the whoRoyals? Yankees win 15-1Nationally televised game? Yankees get raped and gaped.Postseason game? Yankees get raped and gaped.It's gotten to where it is expected now.
>>157151936ya mama
>>157150810Based FF8 chad
cool it with the anti semitism bro
doyerpacos still seething about getting raped by the mets keksurely you didn't lose that series, si?
>>157151973No they didnt
>>157151912Alcohol is bad for you
It's going to be your last night on Earth
>>157151951kek stankeedoos
>>157151994in minecraft!
>>157151994Reddit has better planet discussion
>>157151973how has your team done against those doggiedoos?
Where is nu...thougheverbeit?
>>157152035In my bussy
I'd bake a fresh nu but if I did someone else would post an even shittier one .2 seconds before mine
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>>157152076you post it
Would you prefer more base or more ball in your baseball?
>>157152085for me it's love of da game
>>157152075I can be that guy in your life
>>157152013chikaner coded post, the council of mettiejetties does not claim him
nu>>157152139>>157152139>>157152139
>>157152013Answer unclear, ask again tomorrow.
>>157152166i look like this and post here
>>157151936Idk his parents were there its was pretty cute.
>>157150249QRD?
