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it means you're gay
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My penguins (:
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someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
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Threesome with Benson and Rollins
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go knights
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>>157152619
post your address i feel like heeming you and fucking your gray hair mom
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>>157152641
I’ll see you at home opener
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>>157152647
you're gonna see me fucking your mom
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the marchenko trade chatter is all BS right?
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>>157152711
Idk let me call up all the columbus blue jackets insiders i know
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Columbus red jackets
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>>157152718
What did they say
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>>157152615
it was a girly unsub
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>>157152788
NO
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poo peeland
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>wongs
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CAUSE YOU WERE ROMEO, I WAS A SCARLET LETTER

AND MY DADDY SAID, "STAY AWAY FROM JULIET"

BUT YOU WERE EVERYTHING TO ME

I WAS BEGGING YOU

"PLEASE DON'T GO!!!"
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slopdown was cancelled
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>>157153147
was hampage actually kek tiny lost
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>>157153167
tony lost kwaboty to vince again yes very true
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>>157153170
that slut caved to arbitration KWAB vince on top as always
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>>157153195
gary really wanted to take mcdavid out
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>>157153167
>>157153170
Are you guys talking in code or just being retarded?
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>>157153215
you tell me
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@windy
you should bring the noel plush to a game and buy the blue and orange burger and submit the picture to scrandle :3
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do u have cousins in california
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I completely memory holed Kane played for the Rangers
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>>157153302
he probably did, too.
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>>157153273
15 bucks for a scoop of kraft dinner? outrageous
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did my 100 pushups outside at sunrise to give the local moms a treat
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>>157153572
The sun isn't up yet samir
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ZAMN!!!! Flamiacs look like this?
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>>157153670
>black guy in the background looking in disgust
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>>157153670
Should probably be looking into getting better players instead of horse faced women. But to each team their own.
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>>157153572
Maybe you can treat us next time by shutting the fuck up
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>>157153802
I sometimes think that hockey is a forgotten language. Then I see teammates.
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just need to get through august and then theres hockey on the horizon
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>not even 9am
>samir mentioned
another one of those days
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>>157154381
The Samir stank is always here.
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>>157154311
Stay strong fren! Fall is coming
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Samir....You're breaking the car!!!
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>>157154381
the stringy blue haired ghouls in the 'cord never rest (they never get laid or speak to their family either though)
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>>157154539
The Samir stank never rests.
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>>157154311
i got you, sis
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>>157154539
why would a group of lonely stringy blue haired ghouls raid a genny of White chads with their spam and babytalk? Doesn't add up to me
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>>157154644
Yes I don't understand why people would like wrestling either
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>>157154751
you might have cte
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>>157154644
>a genny of White chads
Plus Samir and the accompanying stench
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Why do chuds whine and cry when they don't get their way?
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>>157154784
got the whole 'cord dilating with that one! fresh zinger straight from the 'cord
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>>157154851
>fresh stench right from the Samir
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anyone who doesn't like torts is a fruit loop
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>>157154791
Where’s he heading now?
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>>157154918
t. Chud whining and crying
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>>157154918
booker t's jannetty brother Stevie Ray used to call people fruit bootys and it was over with me
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>>157155068
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>>157155145
holy dimesola
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>>157154920
we forget about losers
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>>157155202
>laffs
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>>157155235
i stand corrected, some retards cant help but think about losers all the time
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>>157155251
for me it's thinking about cute girls butts
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bud1
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>>157155275
2true
so did mitch
so did dom
so did lil' rito
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trb lost
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at least three times
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queers starting their queering off early
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[Breaking news] torts faxed me that he might coach my beer league team
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tbg became trb
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shocking lack of bedsy in this thread
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he was bubblin up a storm that fateful evening
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that chilly Easter evening
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hmm, this queer has a certain familiar stench and it's awful
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this boring newfag is still forcing a shitty gimmick and its awful
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slowly xhe begins to bubble
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gradually bud began to won
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>>157155371
Welcome to offseason /hoc/
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why trb cryin'?
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so.as many of you know I've been launching a campaign to unseat wyna liu as head gamemaster for connections if not end the game entirely, and while I have been unable to make progress on that front I have made a few "connections" of my own with some nyt staff members who have been leaking me the wordle answer a half hour before it goes live, I'm currently on a five day streak of wordle in 1
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The queers are off and queering.
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>half hour before it goes live
its adjusted for local time i could leak that shit like 6 hours before you get a CHANCE at solving that lil dum ass game
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8.5 bongs, brothas
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We respect Wyna Liu and all Chinese here
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>>157155560
we follow your saga
our prince
our once and future king
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>>157155614
haven't played today's yet but yesterday's was ridiculous
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>>157155597
we love solo here
>>157155614
do we?
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huomenta, happy Gordie Howe Bridge opening day bros, I'm gonna go shipwatch for some great lakes freighters with my handy ship identifying booklet
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>>157155660
i hope the bridge gets edmund fitzgerald'd
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>>157155660
based if true
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dreadful
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>>157155721

>rags
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>>157155639
yesterday's word was grape, where were you a couple weeks back for pshaw?
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shut the fuck up chambers
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>>157155745
now this is a really really good post
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HE SPENT FIFTEEN YEARS
GETTING LOADED
FIFTEEN YEARS TIL HIS LIVER EXPLODED
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ded thread
ded sport
ded swedes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC0oxW_iWCI
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>>157155970
>you're a shill
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WOAH, YEAH
KICKSTART MY HEART GIVE IT A START
WOAH, YEAH
BABY
WOAH, YEAH
KICKSTART MY HEART HOPE IT NEVER STOPS
WOAH YEAH
BABY YEAH
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>>157155999
checked
we do love the Crüe here
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>>157155994
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>>157155721
wyna got nothing on me
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People in town are talking like the Patrick Kane signing means the Blackhawks dynasty is back on. Then I check the odds and we're tied for 3rd lowest to win the cup. What the FUCK

https://sportsbook.fanduel.com/navigation/nhl
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>>157156021
*1s up*
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teuvo teravaninen!
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>>157156021
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>>157155660
I'll be hunting leafs crossing over. They'll be disoriented and easy to shoot.
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thinking about high resolution pictures of Giulia's butthole
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currently watching an rvd mixtape on the tube
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>>157156203
for me it was rvd vs sabu when they were holding the tag titles
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ice hockey is pure gluttony. Inline is just as good without consuming an insane amount of resources.
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SUICIDAL
HOMICIDAL
GENONICAL
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>>157155710
for me, its the John G. Munson or Arthur M. Anderson
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>>157156213
a classic indeed. but for me it's rvd vs. jerry lynn
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Do Canadians feel weird about McKenna playing up the indigenous gimmick when he looks like a regular white guy?
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>>157156257
you're correct
10/10 7 stars
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>>157156278
so your parents feel weird about all your bodybuilding magazines even though you're a 340 pound behemoth?
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AJ vs Samoa Joe vs Christopher Daniels triple threat is still the best match I ever saw and I'm taking that to the grave
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more like GayJ Styles lol
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>>157156327
the fallen angel, whatever happened there
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>>157156335
beat okada for their belt on his debut ya smelly stinky tranny
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>>157156339
vince didn't see it
simple as
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just woke up and logged in
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log off. that cookie shit makes me nervous
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for me? okada vs yano
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> "As a player, you don’t have much say on the coaching stuff,” Hyman said. “But I had played for Babs, so obviously I was asked about my experience, and I had a great experience with him. He was phenomenal to me as a young player… and I was happy to show him my photo album of mutilated foreskins. He really liked that and said he was adding it to his regimen for young prospects."
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>>157156526
that was a good match
the only japanese I ever truly marked for remains Naito
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Hey there, rapey
What's it like in Boise?
You were raped on a Sunday
On an evening that was so chilly
By a weaboo
Delivering that burrito led to these events
Yes it's true

Ohhh you will always be
Known as trb
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>>157156586
*throws dimes into the ring*
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>>157156582
tranquilo
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>>157156661
he oozes machismo
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*enters /hoc/*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2zXGYtjZk8
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>>157156705
THE RABID WOLVERINE
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what's he doing in the /hoc/pact zone?!?
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just made some blueberry eggo waffles
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swedes?
dont like em
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You should be able to guess this
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>>157156519
>sasha pastujov
somehow american
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>>157157024
I always assume the russian-americans come from hockey families but it turns out they were circus carnies, much cooler

https://mgoblue.com/news/2020/1/20/ice-hockey-from-ringling-bros-to-the-pastujov-brothers-a-familys-unbelievable-journey
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that? just
>mulling over business problems
>examining opportunities
>exchanging rumors
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Which team is considered the best hockey team in history?
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>>157156991
There's only one German defenseman in the NHL and that's not Detoilet's roster
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>>157157095
Montreal won the most
Calgary Flames are considered the best
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>>157157095
Montreal Canadiens 1975-79
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>>157156991
I have zero idea
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>>157157095
san jose sharks 2026-2046
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>>157156991
>>157157122
Actually iff we are talking historical, 2011 Bruins I think
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>>157157095
Red Wings
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>>157156991
A really shit team.
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>>157157143
The team that won a 7 game series against the Canucks? Pejorative slur.
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>>157156586
> some strange new queering off
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>>157156705
actually I think if you check out my scouting report there's quite a lot of holding me back
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>>157157095
>>157157112
Yeah pretty GOATed
https://www.hhof.com/hockeypedia/montrealcanadiens_7576_7879.html
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why does my piss smell so bad
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>>157157302
diabetes probably
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>>157157302
Retard
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>>157157095
75 flyers with based bobby still causing tremendous seethe to this very date. you can already see how butthurt that swede is first reply.
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>>157157302
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>>157157324
i just remembered i got a fruit booty coffee drink this morning
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>>157157095
spains recent world cup win was in many ways similar to canadas gold medal in 2014 sochi such a defensively dominant performance most casuals considered it to be "boring"
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>>157157380
1993
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>>157157302
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>>157157392
that wasnt an olympic or world cup year
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>>157157392
the Stanley Cup competition isnt for national teams
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Saw The Odyssey and there's this cool scene where Ellen Paige owns Matt Damon and says to him "you odyssey Deez nuts".
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>>157157302
Do you eat asparagus?
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>>157157479
his name is elliot, chud.
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>>157157487
not every day
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKar-tF__ac
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my sp*tify isn't working
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YOU'RE GONNA BE THE BUD THAT SAVES ME
AND AFTER ALL
YOU'RE MY BUDNER WALL
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>>157157674
>Not 1der Wall
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Why didn't you take the open shot kid?
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>>157157727
*too sweets you*
yeah that's a miss
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>>157157479
my buddy who has terrible taste in movies saw it and said it was bad so I am confused. 3 hours? idk hoss.
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damn brat `(*>﹏<*)′
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>>157157767
>you will never be able to make him happy no matter how hard you try
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I wish Julian McKenzie would die.
>hey I'm black and I only know and write about black stuff
Fuck that fucking faggot
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DISARMED (You) WITH A SMILE
RAPED HIM LIKE BUD WANTED TO
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>>157157894
this has a mike grier hiring all over it
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>>157157894
why do you cheer for the san jose black excellence if you hate black people again?
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Amazing how dead the board is when there’s no soccer on.
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>>157158017
not as amazing how gay and retarded you are
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>>157158026
Just like my islanders
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>>157158033
stop making fun of my islanders!
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>>157157994
QUEERING OFF LIKE A QUEER
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>>157157997
They are very tribal people, so yeah.
>>157158006
That's obviously not me. That's the faggot who was a Flames fan then a Oilers fan and is now a homosexual Sharks fan.
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>>157158063
thats not even close to the cadence of the song newfag
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Where the heck is all the discussion and content for Jesper Bratts wedding
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>>157158121
It fits your queering off cadence, fag.
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>>157158054
No
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>>157158130
Is he marrying the bratt pack guy from twitter
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Everyone quiet down, Overdrive is off and running with Bryan Hayes and Jonas Siegal of the Athletic.
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more like jesper brapp lol
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>>157158145
>>157158163
The Hughes bros were curiously absent
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the newfag is spamming his boring gimmick again bro's what are you doing for dinner
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We don't want to join your queering off don't ask again, fag
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can i try a new gimmick?
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bud won
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Here's your queering off bud right on time, fag.
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>>157158359
Off-season is gimmick trialing season
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>the year 2026
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>>157158389
Mitch too
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Holy shit
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>>157158481
No fucking way
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>>157158479
queers queering off, too
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>>157158481
No fucking way
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>>157158478
so glad that copy lost and the randies won

seriously, just fucking imagine living in the other timeline
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genny's a little dry today
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buds just wanna have fun
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>>157158541
finally
FINALLY
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>>157158481
>PATRICK KANE IS FINALLY BACK IN CHICAGO AFTER 3 SEASONS, THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETE, WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SUCH A LOOOOOOONG TIME 3 YEARS AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
>JONATHAN TOEWS IS SIGNING A 1-DAY CONTRACT WITH CHICAGO TO END HIS CAREER WITH THE BLACKHAWKS THIS IS U N B E L I E V A B L E YAY!!!!
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>>157158548
queers just wanna queer off
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>>157157894
he used to be the 'local' writer for the Flames at the athletic or whatever, he would come on the radio sometimes too. Complete fucking moron, barely had any idea about the team, I feel he's a noskate, and just kinda dumb.
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>>157158557
i look exactly like that
I literally just said that
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>>157158560
trb does so every day
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i look like this
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>>157158566
>every day
You queer off, yes.
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>>157158573
would you consider giving your phone number to me
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>>157158575
turn your monitor on
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>>157158585
>queering off overture
No thanks, fag
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oh buds just 1nna have fun
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>>157158611
nailed it
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queers just wanna queer off
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>>157158561
Yeah I listened to the first couple of episodes of the Chris Johnston show when they started that to hear some insider stuff but it became clear to me that McKenzie is such a low IQ individual that I almost immediately dropped it.
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>>157158606
remember when you had a irl meltdown over the bud1 meme and had to get a shot at the doctor's to calm down? KWAB
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>>157158625
he melts down really heavy when someone bullies rapey kwab
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>>157158625
>another queering off overture
No, faggot.
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>>157158641
bud1
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queers queering off a lot today
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>>157158647
2true so did Mitch so did the burrito
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queering off with Samir stench gotta be awful though
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this nigga ovi is such a bum
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getting close to bud1600
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/hoc/tuah
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>>157158721
banner raising worthy
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>>157158656
Yes I have seen your posts
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how will trb cope when bud1600 rolls around?
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Davo is so full of life.
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>>157158741
>nou
queer queering off frantically
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>>157158815
Yes we have all seen your posts
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>>157157259
the same roster has 12 players in the HoF. Kino.
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Did Jonathan Toews have a mental breakdown and move to India, or am I misremembering things?
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>>157158773
we're so back
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>>157158773
The green lines draw themselves. Poor bastard.
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>>157158858
i think he got the long covid (vaxx complications)
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>>157158826
>nou again
queer melty underway
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omg shut the fuck up i don't care about your tranny shit start posting /hoc/ memes i'm here to laugh
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>>157158897
Yes you keep making horrible posts and we all see it
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>>157158932
>queer melty doesn't preclude queering off
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>>157158971
Dude are you gonna be alright? kek
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no hockey today
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only the dead will know peace from the hell that is /hoc/
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>>157159001
The World Junior Summer Showcase is going on RIGHT NOW.
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>>157158914
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>>157159023
the kraken are v powerful...
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>>157158998
>queer still making queering off overtures
No means no, fag.
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>>157159063
Actually they have doubled their strength lately
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>>157159023
How much would you get paid to be bodyslammed by Biz?
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>>157159109
Are you fighting off your uncle again?
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>>157159114
>still hasn't found another job
she's gonna end up stripping
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>>157159137
I got a job for her if you get what I'm sayin'
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>>157158621
>the file name
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>>157159133
>queering off fantasies flowing now
No means no, fag.
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>>157158773
can this bum buy his wife some big tits already she needs a big old titty job just bolt on some bimbo tits to this bitch
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>>157158859
>walled at 15
is this the fate of all turks?
>>157158858
yeah to do drugs
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>>157159137
She should coach women's hockey... oh wait a man is more qualified for that job
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>>157159114
>>157159137
they made it a point to say "shes definitely not being fired for being shitty at her job woman are strong and powerful"
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>>157159157
It's gonna happen anyway, bud
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>>157159188
I think the Kraken had to step away from that "delicate" situation carefully
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwks7eDslp8
it's up
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>>157159231
>tfw they sign Nurse and Trouba
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Bit gross out there boys, cannot wait for autumn
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>>157159188
They made a point last year to say she wasn't being treated any differently then the other coaching staff. Then proceeded to fire everyone but her.
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>>157159252
Summer is the gayest time of the year and abunch of old songs point to it being the best time of the year. I just don't get it did they used to love high heat and wildfires?
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>>157159216
>It's gonna happen anyway,
Yes, you queers will queer off.
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>>157159279
We noticed you doing that. Can you do it alone somewhere else?
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SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER
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>>157159331
Whoa there champ we don't allow racism outside of /b/
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>>157159243
they want trouba to teach the youngsters how to do a flying elbow
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>>157159231
wagon of a team
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30 goal rempe is coming this season
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>>157159338
that's not true I'm openly racist and haven't been on /b/ since 2010
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>>157159356
I fear this
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>>157159423
Just like my islanders
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>>157159330
>queer nou now obsessive
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>>157159472
Are you gonna cry all thread buddy? We get it someone hurt you
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>>157159252
God I hate the summer
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>>157159479
>Hot as hell
>Canada blowing smoke
Whats not to hate?
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>>157159477
>queering off fantasies accelerating
No means no, fag.
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>>157159479
Same
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>>157159505
Fun nigger fact: Canada have the most pyromaniacs per capita
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>>157159519
I'm not your uncle. Butt I'll take what I want anyway.
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>>157159505
it's not coming from our mouths heheh
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>>157159556
Oh so it's butt smoke?
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with red teams winning the last 3 cups, its hard to argue against red dominance in the current nhl. but i think blue has a bright future
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>>157159582
Imagine smiling because you are on the canucks or the leafs... I guess they get paid atleast
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>>157159582
Every time I'm reminded that the laffs won first overall my day is ruined. So undeserved...
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>noo you have to be worse than last in your division to draft first overall
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>rags
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thinking about that time kota ibushi was on the ropes for a phoenix splash but AJ caught him in mid air and turned into a Styles Clash
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stuck at work for four more hours then off for two days!!!!!!!!!! might throw raw on
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>wrestling
Stick to hockey, gentlemen!
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that val venis clip is grim
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anime? more like really gay
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>>157159719
Baka! Never insult anime ever again!
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Hey guys I'm in the Air Force and I'm thinking about delivering burritos to make some extra money should I do it?
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>>157159776
beware of the breakfast burritos anon, I know of a brave service servicewomyn that were taken out by one
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>>157159551
>I'm not your uncle. Butt I'll take what I want anyway.
You're serious about your queering off, faggot.
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>>157159792
reminds me of trbs uncle
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>>157159809
did he lose too?
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>>157159826
made trb lose something
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Hey /hoc/, newfag here trying to learn some hockey. I was just wondering if playoff goals counted towards regular season records?
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>>157159809
> queer now reaching levels of queering off never reached before
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Y'all do know that there are likely a dozen trb impersonators right?
>
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I wish I was more creative I want to make a /hoc/ song about the to the tune of 1985
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>>157159913
id do it but im thinking about getting a new kitty
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>>157159903
feeling extra traumatized about when bud raped you, eh trb?
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>>157159421
thats so cool
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>>157159876
they don't, no
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buds wins count for regular season and playoffs
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bud did not 1
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>trb now trying (but failing) to gaslight hoc by insulting himself on vpn
xhe has entered an even deeper level of cope previously unseen before
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holy fuck trb kill yourself dude
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>>157160096
excellent post
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This has been the worst /hoc/ thread of the off season so far.
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>>157160108
Maybe we can make the next 160 posts
>rags
or maybe
>laffs
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my favourite hockey youtuber uploaded his sequel to his islanders hate video
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>>157160145
>rags
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oh shit oba brock weigh in to open the show
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>>157160188
you need help
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ma just asked me i ever read the Da Vinci Code
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>>157160218
i read it in senior year in '04 when it blew up kwab that shits lame
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Get a life, kid.
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>>157160234
i was like yeah ma it was a global phenomanon 20 years ago also that Dan Brown nigga is full of shit
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What a life Stephen lives.
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>>157160269
kek
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>>157160274
i think half of this hate is jealousy. hes the one man here getting paid to be retarded the rest of you do it for free
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>>157160274
what's he tweeting into the void
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based stephen getting paid by the average stink peninsula tax payer
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>>157160234
>senior year
>in 04
What's up with all the crusty boomers itt
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>>157160310
you have to born during Ronald Reagan's presidential reign to post here
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He can't even pass his drivers license test so he spends all day trashing someone who actually accomplished something in my life. A real faggot ass loser.
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>>157157095
flames 2026-2027
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Mother fucker google doc
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Shut the fuck up chambers
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>>157159526
his time has come
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any good posts tonight? just got back from my research
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>>157159526
This will be either an epic disaster or they’ll win the cup
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electricgaryland
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>>157160443
REMINDER
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>>157160448
Just a bunch of old folks babbling about
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despite all gary's rage he's still just a
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>Bongladesh
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i remember the league having 2 kanes whatever happened to the other one
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>>157160515
mayor of knoxville county
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Epstein emailed McDavid asking if the Stanley Cup was conscious but he couldnt deliver it even for an extra 50k
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>>157160530
based brother of destruction
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what else could I say
everyone is gary
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everything's so Gary
everyone's so gay
everyone is goyim
and everything is so kiked up
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>>157156203
ONE OF THE GUYS
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for me it's rhystic study
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>>157160706
for you its also getting heemed beyond belief
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>>157160448
No
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>>157160710
do u pay the 1
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>>157160721
no im tapped out you can draw
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He was a bud
Xie was a one
Can I make it any more obvious?
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for bud it's 1
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vincian cringe kino on raw just there
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>>157160535
The cup is over 100 , I doubt it would interest Jeffrey
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*plays river of deceit by mad season on acoustic guitar*
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i need to change guitar strings on both of my guitars they are grody
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>>157160788
bro same but my bass
havent touched it in ages
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>>157160784
you're talented
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happy connor bedard monday /hoc/
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>>157160814
my bass is still fairly new so they aren't so bad yet because i'm lazy and don't play it often
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for me, its Holmes on Homes
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>>157160827
/hoc/ on the left
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>>157160827
he's too young to drive :3
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Bratt got married
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>>157160833
Mike sold out his too much shilling everything imaginable
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>>157160829
i bought my retarded kid lil nigga a five string bass for his birthday in the scorching summer or 2023 and he never fucks with it
one of the only things he's ever done that makes me mad. finna claim it
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>>157160842
>tfw no gf
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Just heemed everyone in /wnba
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>>157160827
cute ass bitch
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If I owned a team I would only hire terrible bad people, id hire bullys, id hire jerks
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>>157160842
so did white cloud
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>>157160874
trb no one would refer to their child as a "retarded kid lil nigga" you fat moron
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>>157160887
aces genny newfag
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KWAB
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>>157160874
my 17 year old kid is far better than me at guitar and skateboarding which rules he doesn't even play vidya
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>>157160926
cope he played hackey and lax and he's going to college on an academic scholarship
he's still retarded
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>>157160909
Knights won panthers won frost won
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>>157160926
retard
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>>157160954
*two sweets you*
lil nigga skates too they should be bro's
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>>157160827
zesty and proud
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>>157160874
take it from him if he's not using it
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>>157160958
congrats on your son! what's he going to study?
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>>157160984
oh i shall
>>157160993
forensic investigation
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>lil nigga
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>>157160993
female body investigation
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>>157160937
jen
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oh kek
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>>157160874
five strings is too much for a child.
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>>157160937
based as hell
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>>157160993
used car salesmanship
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>>157161007
so the average frat bro
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>>157161016
he already had his driver's license at the time
bud could never
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>>157161003
just like on tv
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>hey dad check out my /hoc/ gem before i hit post
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who would win in a fight
>adult cartoon fan
>burrito
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>>157161060
he got obsessed with Dexter
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>>157161065
>son I am proud
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surely no one here likes Cool World, the dumbest movie ever made, right?
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ur kids a fukin loser my son studies ncis hes gonna be boat police
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>>157161109
never seen it but i remember being a kid when it came out
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>>157161123
it had a cartoon hot girl
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>>157161109
don't we have kevin smith fans here
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>>157161118
>bootlicking dork
kwab
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>>157161134
literally nothing to do with that movie
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>>157161139
>bootlicking dork
we call those trbs
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>>157161031
what most NHL players would do if they didn't go pro
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>>157160937
>40 years
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>>157160937
they just won the cup?
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*michigan's on you*
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>>157161109
It was made before I was born
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>>157161178
*watches torts freak out*
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>>157161178
*heems you for disrespecting the integrity of the game*
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>>157161178
*closes eyes*
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>>157161152
the chl gets them into some sort of welding or forklift driving program
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>>157161192
is that my Bedsy
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>>157161194
maybe /hoc/'s resident forklift operator was once a talented prospect
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*snow showers your goalie as he covers the puck*
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>>157161192
binnington sucks so much
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>>157161209
*crosschecks you to the ice after the whistle and gets 2 minutes*
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*asks you if you wanna do it next face off*
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>>157161192
bedsy owns binningshit and hellecuck
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>>157160827
oh you just KNOW
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>>157161243
how can one boy be so elite and so beautiful
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>>157160916
whitecloud in an injun iirc
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>>157161243
I wonder if hellebuyck resents the jets
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*racially abuses your native heritage*
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>>157161254
yea he took the cup to the rez kek
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heard your parents named you stu because they were too dumb to know how to spell the rest of stupid!
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*turns your underage child into a chuggie*
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>>157161280
Jen
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>>157161289
feeling cute might call mrs mckenna a slut
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>>157161289
she wore tassels at the draft
only bad guys wear those in westerns
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>>157161289
I'm 28 but people say I look 22.
Is this young enough for her ?
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>>157161316
you pass for like age 16-17 to me
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>>157161289
Missus McSkinwalker
Something ain't right about Pocahontas over there
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mckenna will be the first "Mc" to bust
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>>157161333
checked
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>>157161333
checked
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>>157161289
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>>157161333
*not bust
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>>157161355
checked
mcdavid will retire cupless and childless
>>
1
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Lovely Rita just came on my shuffle playlist
I named my cat Rita after that song she's in Heaven
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>>157161407
sorry about your kitty
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>>157161399
I miss him so much.
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>>157161414
her brother was named Mario Lemieux he's in Heaven too
i want a new best friend but im not emotionally stable
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>>157161407
rip
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>>157161416
i heard they dumped that banner right into the georgia straight
>>
not really a big sgt peppers guy it is not bad but not my favorite thanks for understanding
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>>157161439
im a rubber soul guy but sometimes you gotta recognize
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>>157161431
one day you'll get one :)
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this is the year
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>>157161463
maybe soon I've been thinking about it :)
every kitty needs a home
every home needs a kitty
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>>157161459
rubber soul rules
>>
solo sikoa rules
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>>157161475
you're goddamn fucking right
>>
trade Pettershit to the Rangers for JT Miller
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>>157161484
you're goddamn fucking right too
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>>157161488
in my life prolly my favorite beatles song top 3 at least
>>
>>157161470
damn they got teddy blueger the human booger now too??? that's op af
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>>157161496
ahhh yessir
Michelle? on my mount basedmore
>>
willander breakout year
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>>157161474
good choice :)
eventually you'll get another kitty
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>>157161506
1
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>>157161522
1
based acknowledger
>>
Huomenta but the opposite
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>>157161470
bob is so washed
>>
GARY YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR
YES I'M GONNA BE A STAR
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and gary i love you
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>>157161470
At least 10 of those players will miss a significant amount of time and never find their groove.
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>>157161537
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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>>157161562
Nowhere Man? Straight heat
Run For Your Life? Straight heat
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>>157161604
posting it early because you're all too afraid to post at 498
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Please don't post in early threads.
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>>157161607
I have no fear
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>>157161607
Retard
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>>157161649
>>157161649
>>157161649
NEW
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>>157155660



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