PREVIOUS: >>157152139TEX: Joc Pederson homered twice off George Kirby to drive in four runs and power the Rangers past the Mariners 7-3 on MondayLAD: The Athletic’s Katie Woo reports that Tyler Glasnow (back) threw “roughly 25 pitches” to hitters on Friday, Blake Snell (elbow) could return to the Dodgers “sometime after this upcoming homestand concludes Sunday.”TOR: Blue Jays activated RHP Max Scherzer from the 15-day injured listNYM: Juan Soto (calf) told reporters Monday that he “100 percent” expects to play again this seasonDET: Kerry Carpenter (heel) is out of the lineup for Monday’s series opener against the OriolesWSH: Connelly Early (elbow) threw a bullpen session on Monday at Nationals ParkCWS: Colson Montgomery (leg) is back in the lineup for Monday’s series opener against the YankeesMIA: Jakob Marsee is starting in center field and batting ninth on Monday against the PhilliesATL: Ronald Acuña Jr. is starting in right field and batting leadoff on Monday against the MetsMIL: Brewers released RHP Lance McCullers
berds
Os
>>157159305>LAD: The Athletic’s Katie Woo reports that Tyler Glasnow (back) threw “roughly 25 pitches” to hitters on Friday, Blake Snell (elbow) could return to the Dodgers “sometime after this upcoming homestand concludes Sunday.”you think anyone in the league offices questions why these guys skip the reg season?
dodgers
check em
>>157159305Our pirates play soon
>>157159325I need my tigs to win, sorry miss liu
>>157159314O's Alysa posters got MINDFUCKED by this photo
>>157159337>sneed>transnowthe doyers are better off without them
great thread, thanks OP
>>157159361>goysausagethis is not a wordyou made it up
>>157159358theres more
>>157159358No please. I'm a virgin simp, please let the Os have Alysa Liu. I'll suck dick and eat shit
favorite goysausage(s)?
>>157159342>>157159361imagine the braps tho
>>157159377goysausagenoungoy·sau·sage | \ˈgȯi-ˌsȯ-sij\1 : a low-grade, mass-produced hot dog of indeterminate meat content and watery texture, typically served in institutional or fast-food settings2 : slang a person of limited independent thought or agency; an NPC-type individual whose speech, opinions, and behavior consist of regurgitated slogans, corporate media talking points, and social scripts—essentially the human equivalent of processed filler meat in a casing
>>157159337The Dodgers are MLBs darling. They can operate in ways other teams would be penalized for.
>>157159385I like a weisswurst, but even a simple costco hotdog does it for me.
>>157159397ill take a pack of 6do they come in jalapeno cheddar?
>>157159342kek she fucks White men
>>157159397that's a real hotdog thoeverall-beef """hotdogs""" and other such fluff are abominations
>>157159416looks dominican papi
>>157159416doyercholitas were literally made for AWC
>>157159385For me it's eyetalians
>>157159434>5 pack>buns come in 6 pack
>>157159438>learning least common multiples in elementary school math finally pays off
>>157159342Average dodgers fan
>>157159438bun maker early life status?
>>157159434them are good
Wow let's go blue jays
>>157159438>6 pack bunsNot sure what you're buying but mine come in 8 pack
>>157159305>mfw the Mariners sweep Los Doyers de Mexíco
>>157159416Literally the perfect mixed race couple. Your kids will probably have brown eyes, maybe get lucky and get green but at least your kids will be white. With Asian woman they'll have slant eyes.
>>157159447Gay Joey Ortiz
>MARINERS
>>157159476>With Asian woman they'll have slant eyes.Asians aren't the only ones cursed with this fate
>>157159476eye color is overratednon-whites look retarded with colored contacts, its just as bad as inflating your lips
>>157159476>my mutts are better than your mutts
>>157159498>how could you tell I'm finnish
>>157159508yes
It's O time
>>157159504I was told as a kid I was lucky to have blue eyes, but my eyes always look like shit regardless because I don't get enough sleep and they get bloodshot when I'm in the sun all day
>>157159512not so fast chuddy...
>>157159416that is 100% not white, i'm mexican and my arms look similar in skin tone.
>>157159508We're entering the Hispanic millennium my friend. As a White man I can admit it. We have an aging population while they have a relatively young one. We must intermingle to survive. Never align with the blacks though.
>Yankees looking for a catcherDominguez and Jones for Fermin will be all the Yankees can afford
>>157159546Are you the one who makes the Lia threads on /vt/?
what game are /we/ all watching tonight?
>>157159561cubs/cards is the game of the night
>>157159385Snappy Grillers, make them every 4th of July, with Onions and Sauerkraut cooked down in Samuel Smith's Oatmeal Stout. the problem is the stout is a winter-time seasonal release, so I have to buy a four pack in January and keep it in my closet for six months.
based harper
>>157159589
>>157159585>fully cookedSo you can just eat the straight out of the package
>>157159476hapas are beautiful
>>157159610Pic not related
>>157159610>hapathat looks like a full-blooded dragon-lady to me.
>turner
Fatty Guerrero another first pitch ground out
James "Based" Wood singling off his first pitch from Scherzer
what the hell
>fat in mirror gorilla
oh my fucking christ are you for real right now
Diamondbacks throwing a no hitter so far in the 2nd inning
>>157159700thanks for the update, Keep us posted
>>157159416BWC wins again
>>157159468Whats the joke
Just started The Babe and it opens with a shot of yankee stadium. they honestly deserve a 100 year curse for tearing it down.
philthies kek
>>157159727they had to move on. its the house that volpe built.
>>157159708There goes the no hitter
>>157159416Baseball is BWC coded
>Bellinger has grade 2 hamstring strain, out 4-6 weeks
I know it's early, but I thought for sure my Os would out slurp the tigers
>philthiesKEK
faggets kek
LGM
>>157159771Mets fans look like this?
>>157159771you werent supposed to save this
wtf wheeler
>>157159782thats what the average black kid in queens looks like now
>>157159771arr rooka tha same
kek faggets
>>157159528I'm Mexican too and I'm white
LET'S GO NATS!!1!
>worst wheeler start since 2023wew
peff has been shooting down yankees trade proposals for miller basically saying that none of the guys they list have a high ceiling. kek stankees, you'll have to settle for freddie fermin, and we'll take Warren and Jones for him
>no dodgers game on>mexicans posting selfties to try and score white people points>never include their eyeskek
>>157159823
>>157159823Where? What's he say about the M's?
>>157159821The fuck is wrong with Wheeler
cool a wheeler meltdown game where he'll get pulled in the fourth then bitch and moan to journalists about not deserving to get pulledsilver lining is during his next starts the phils will only lose 1-0 instead of 8-0
>>157159837
>>157159840the marlins aren't fucking around, they're swinging at everything and he's leaving too much over the plate
Are we all posting our arms now?
>>157159849I'm not sure I trust Peff's scouting reports but I sure as heck don't trust a Yanks fan's.
https://voca.ro/1cVWDDWLBjkQ
>>157159870
How are my metsies doing
>listening to peffISHYGDDTyoull get burned
>>157159721The Mariners
i was shitting so i'm late, but>acoonyer in charge of defense
>>157159874As an Os fan, I will never forgive Peff for this tweet
Pitchers should not be allowed to throw faster than 85mph, 0-0 for four+ innings is not entertainment
>>157159892they beat the dodgers
>>157159919I'm really sorry, I have nothing against the O's, I just knew it was coming because of Peff's stupid tweet.
>>157159921I demand all pitchers now must pitch underhand and only underhand.
>>157159924I meant in the top of the first inning (tonight).
>it's a rain delay episode
>>157159528cope, thats a white (non-latino) armsource: it's mine
>>157159947time to goon
>>157159855we should post our feet haha
>>157159983Pretty sure I'm the only /mlb/ poster to post his (or her!) feet this year.
>>157159983Your move fellas go cardinals
doyers *bam bam bam* doyers*bam bam bam*
>tyrone taylor starting
When is raccoon city going to get an expansion team
unc can't find the strikezone
>>157160000Are you a zombie?
>2026 Mest>lose>spend 388 million dollars on payroll>lose>soto goes on the IL>lose>fire the manager>lose>soto returns>lose>homosex pride day>lose>lindor returns>lose>owner says "why are fans so angry, we almost made it to the '24 WS>lose>soto goes back on the IL>loselolmestolmest
124th for goysausgage
>>157159991ive posted someone else's feet
>>157159991I’m shy about mine
ITFCB
>>157160030Were they male or female
Ronald, A Coon that Jewed Ya
In honor of the most jewish organization in baseball, it's Mest karaoke time with techno rabbis!https://youtu.be/g3uRc8WiSnQ?si=rimRlmXe4V3IcvA1&t=69Hava nagilaHava nagilaHava nagilaVenismechaHava nagilaHava nagilaHava nagilaVenismechaHava neranenaHava neranenaHava neranenaVenismechaHava neranenaHava neranenaHava neranenaVenismechaUru, Uru achimUru achim belev sameachUru achim belev sameachUru achim belev sameachUru achimUru achimBelev sameach
>>157160017>I've been found out
anyone else watching baseball rn
>>157160067for me itshttps://youtu.be/GNGH6E7-pFQ
>>157160074Unfortunately
>>157160074Yeah ESPN. The reds guards game was canceled so they're showing other games.
>>157160074game is delayed on account of rain
>>157160074I'm listening to my absolute BOYS "Diamond" Dave and "Champagne" Charlie call the Nats game
>barves
>hard drive died last week>second monitor died todayI'm falling apart here bros
Alright, let's go Yankees. Win this game.
cum shitter lol
I refuse to celebrate lindor home runs because I don't like him.
>Jew queef review
The game is in the mest half of the third inning with no outs, Lindor already has a HR and triple in the game.Cycle incoming.
Swing and a drive!
barfy doos
>>157160098kke
>>157160098You're going to look so stupid after the Yankees win tonight.
Just wait for it. Lindor will give two runs back.
>>157160098Does he eat the cum and then shit it out, or…
Hotty booba alert in Detroit
>>157160126you are, by far, the most cringe anon I have ever seen on these 4chans and I've been a regular for almost twenty years
>>157160126Ben Rice puts it in there. It's a superstition thing .. haha
>>157160089That's terrible man
Cant wait for the pirates bullpen to come in and totally fuck everything againWhy cant these yellow niggers hit anymore
>>157160133Answer the question newfag
O's have a black catcher wtf
Filthies bros wtf is happening
when the phillies inevitably lose this game it has to be considered the most embarrassing loss of the season, this is the sort of loss that gets something in the system purged
>>157160143I also don't really like emma stone
>>157160126you are, by far, the most based anon I have ever seen on these 4chans and I've been a regular for almost twenty-one years
O Z Z I EZZIE
>mestkek
nice hit mr albies
>>157160126you are, by far, the most even keel anon I have ever seen on these 4chans and I've been a regular for almost nineteen years
>>157160149Os support Tromp
>Schultz versus Schuemann to start the gameHow many times in the history of baseball has the game been started by a pitcher-batter combo whose last names begin with SCHU?
Ozz dinger
>>157160169This amateur has nothing on lee.
bros, I got like an 82 on my organic chem midterm >.< made a couple of stupid mistakes
>>157160173jarvis crunch the numbers on this
>>157160151why what happened?
>>157160173Bout tree fitty
Going to the DG what snacks you want
>>157160182They are losing to the Marlins, who are currently on a 12 game losing streak
>>157160186nipples of venus
>>157160186you gotsta give it to me!!
Didn't realize it was this bad
philthies are trash nobody is surprised they are getting gaped by the marlels
>>157160182Wheeler was chased out after 3 innings, Marlins scored off a double error, outfield can't catch a ball, nobody can hit (Turner just struck out on 3 pitches, 2 which weren't ever in the zone, both hitting dirt before he swung), against a team on a 12 game losing streak within the division
>>157160193Soto is going to be out for the season, isn't he
>>157160200better safe than sorry, whatever the decision. it's not like we're going anywhere this season. maybe bring up Morabito again to see if he can hack it over an extended period. his defense is awesome
>>157160200>Juan Soto (calf) told reporters Monday that he “100 percent” expects to play again this seasondoes it really matter? its a build year
>>157160186I'd like to snack on her ass crack, if you smell what I'm cooking
A tornado passed my house a half a mile to the south this afternoon. I'm listening to the game on a battery powered radio today.
>>157160200Why would he come back
I'm still seething the mets gave up their first base coach to the braves after almost breaking a stolen base record last year.
Hottest twink in the league
>>157160179I attempted suicide before I even took my first o chem exam and I only regret that I didn’t actually die
>>157160207based pre-digital tech enjoyer
You've just be Mayo'd Detroit
>>157160205>>157160186After we put the kids down to sleep tonight, I am going to get on my knees and shove my face between my wife's thighs. Anyways I'll keep you guys posted
>>157160207You near Menasha, WI?
>>157160207You live near Chicago. Western suburbs it sounds like.
>>157160225Based. I porked the missus earlier before the ball game
>>157160225How to find out my wife’s fetishes without being too up front and ruining the magic
stinkee jizz em!
>>157160231>>157160232Thankfully I live in DuPage County, Illinois. It sounds like the Fox Valley of Wisconsin got it way worse.
>>157160219sorry to hear that. I actually really enjoy ochem. but now 2 exams in a row I've gotten multiple choice questions wrong because of stupidity/error. I also left points on the table on an easy amide hydrolysis (acid-catalyzed) question. those things alone should've meant I have something like a 95+ instead of around an 82I did the same thing on the first exam. easily should've had at least a 94an A- cutoff is about an 80, but that's not good enough. I want my A. I need to crush this third test. please wish me luck anon! and I hope you are in a good place today and your team is winning a bunch of ball games
>foul ball off the knee capthat's gotta hurt
eat three banana
aaaaaaaaaaaaand Acuna jr is injured again
>>157160245The dirty 630
>>157160239sometimes you just gotta piss on your wife and see what happens
>>157160179zoomers OUT
>>157160246Good luck anon, I’m glad you enjoy it. I’m better off now. Getting older made a big difference for me
Ronald, a coon who jewed ya
>>157160239You can just gaslight her into liking it herself and thinking it was her own idea. But personally this poster feels fetishes are cringe.
>>157160258This. Do it when she's ovulating
>>157160266Feeds right into my cringe fetish
>>157160266Anon had missionary sex for the purposes of procreation lmao what a fag
my fetish is cum shitting
>>157160258>>157160266>>157160271My fetish is seeing her satisfied
>>157160263thank you. yeah, it's crazy how we catastrophize things when we are in the moment but life just goes on. good to hear that your perspective is solid right now
>>157160153Sorry.
>>157160278Don't encourage the schizo please.
>>157160278You should watch the Yankees. They have a pitcher who shits cum. You'll never guess his name
>>157160207>tornadoThis sounds like a flyover hoax, like hurricanes.
>>157160278I’m assembling a team…
jazz is having a game
kek stankeedoos
cum shitter kek
Nice base running fatty
>>157160257You know it.
>stanks didn't challenge that
please… not the cum shitter schizo… I beg of you…
Its the fucking White Sox for crying out loud
>>157160292he should have been fired decades ago
>>157160315that's what you get for overlooking the Southside Samurai
please have mercy on my stankeedoo ‘ems!!
didnt jays use up all their challenges?
Umps asserting themselves early.
The mest literally cannot do anything well
https://vocaroo.com/14s9S6YWUmaB
Cum Shitter kek
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>157160331KEK
stankee doo dems
>>157160329IT WAS WE’RE NEVER LOSING AGAINIT WAS WE’RE SWEEPING THE POST SEASON
Oh baby a triple!3-0 Popesox!
back side kek
Send this retarded loser back to Atlanta
FUCK the ground rule double cost the phillies a run
>>157160329Like to see the /nfl/ version of that. /mlb/ owns ya!
Stankeedoo 'em!Stankeedoo 'em!Stankeedoo 'em!cum shitter kek!
>>157160239Just talk to her, but be careful. My wife once told me about her MFM DP fetish, and now I'm stuck because it really turns me on but it's obviously something we can never act on.She makes allusions to swinging sometimes too, which again isn't something we can act on. Our sex life is great but those "just out of reach" things can be frustrating
Why is this the white sox celebration
theyre greasing the outfield
Is shitting cum contagious? How did the whole Yankee pitching staff just start shitting cum everywhere?
>>157160348no… NO!!!
>>157160333Oops, spoke too soon
>>157160351They're a little fruity, ngl
>>157160336>YOU THINK CASHMAN WOULD GET A CLUE, WHY WE'RE STILL THE STANKEEDOOS>THAT'S WHY WE'RE HAUNTED BY THAT PHRASE>DAAAAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE
you can't mentally be older than 15 if you gotta spam retarded names for schlittler every single thread
Please stop… the schizo… don’t encourage him!!
>>157160348stankeepoo cumkek
>>157160369and then same-fagging to his own posts
TEH PHOIGHTIN' PHILS
>>157160373Kekini confirmed
>>157160369uh oh stinky!
>>157160329kek
@grokWHEN IS THE CARDINALS GAME GONNA START
>>157160372many people are calling him this everywhere
YOUNG TAKE A DAMN SWING!
I don’t usually watch the Yankees (West coast Chad btw) are they always this fuckin bad?
mest kek
>>157160372It’s a global phenomenon!!
jared you dumbass
max frieder kek!
lolmest
>Hurr durr cum shitterFace it you're fucking retarded if you spam this
Fried was suppose to be an ace's ace who would only need the Yankees to score 1 run and it would be enough to win the game.
He’s not even pitching today fucking stop posting it
The stankees were Warren over Weather Cum Shitter got Fried after getting Rodon over the Coles
a VOLPEAN flyout
are baseballers always this slow and clumsy?
>>157160411the Yanks are all old, lazy, and overpaid
>>157160411Which team are you watching?
>>157160394Find the fifth inning webm
If this was classic /mlb/, the stankeedoo season would end on a cum shitter playoff meltdown and Spammy would turn it into a youtube video
>>157160403cum shitter lmao
>>157160418yankers
Were the dodgers exposed yesterday
>>157160419>the fifth inning webm
>>157160422there's still time!
>>157160403NOT MY CUMMY SHITTER NOOOOOO
>>157160422stankees aren't even going to get to the postseason for that to even happen kek!
>>157160362Games not over yet faggot
a JIZZIAN strikeout looking
>>157160431kekini!
why is half the Mets crowd shirtless
>>157160427ancientfags will remember
>>157160431
>>157160426yup season's over
kino
>go on /ck/>there’s an apple general >people ranking their favorite type >everyone hates red delicious >one guy threatens to beat someone with a shovel because he said he liked red delicious I can’t stop laughing
>smugly walking off the mound>force welles to challenge>ballholy KWAB stanks
I'm thinking Sox
>>157160427
how did they change the rules to stop caballero's irl shitposting?
c u mshitterk e k
>>157160450Oh yeah road grays.
>>157159983
>>157160455I don't know if there was a rule change, I just think our righteous umpies decided he couldn't dick around anymore
at least our young guys are giving great vibes, Metsbros :)
>>157160464go away
>>157160446It’s a reasonable response. The only people who like red delicious are cartoon clipart teachers
>>157160455umpies MINDFUCKED caballero!!
Mets so desperate for a win they aren't delaying the game?
>>157160464Reddit tier nail clipping job right here.
>>157160466the casters were just talking about how the rule was changed
How are you fags going to cope when Cam throws a CGSO against the sux?
>>157160487cum shitter kek
>>157160468Mets will sell and call up the young guys and probably outperform the shit major league roster that David King of Israel assembled
>>157160076Jews are cute
>>157160446Topkek. Went to check it out and saw a guy put Honeycrisp at the bottom of his tier list, so I threatened to kill him. See you guys Friday
>>157160487Cum Shitter?
Tempted to post my feet just to mog this thread
a simian slam
Semenian blast!!
>>157160487>CSGOI wouldn’t count on it. He has a tendency to (metaphorically) relieve his bowels if he stays out there longer than 6 innings.
>>157160501Tempted to post my erect penis for the same reason
Semien :)if he gets to 15 HR this year, then he's not bad for the bottom of the lineup. just needs to figure out what the fuck is going on with his defense
There is a black squirrel on the field at Detroit
A Ewingian seeing eye single
Bravesbros...
the rain is dealing
>>157160517thats darnell. he crazy
>>157160517Why it matter if he black? >:(
a lindorian lineout
>>157160517Get him in chains and get him off the field
That's the blackest squirrel I've ever seen
>>157160151>when the phillies inevitably lose this game
>>157160537send him to new york
>>157160543whats it doing thats so black?
>>157160533Love when the play-by-play says "lines out sharply". Makes me think of when a dominant top is taking me roughly.Go Cubbie Bears!
>cum shitterkek
Bo might crack a .700 OPS before the end of the month :)
>>157160546kek!
>>157160549keeps dropping nuts on white women
>>157160518I remember a bunch of seething roasties were trying to claim she was ugly, calling her a racist and "p*do" baiting
>>157160556Well she is ugly, jury’s out on the rest because idk who she is nor do I care.
>>157160556the fuck are you talking about
>>157160556Damn Arby’s doesn’t sound bad rn I’ve had like 3 sips of sake and I’m hungry
>>157160556the more common seethe is that it's not her o algo
>>157160568WE HAVE THE MEATS
I'm having a lot of fun watching baseball tonight.
>>157160573im happy for you
>>157160487Who's Cam?
>>157160551lol
>>157160562>>157160565How fucking new are you guys? She literally sang at dodger stadium.https://youtu.be/LZzt5aS-6Zo
>>157160494I'd like to see Morabito get another turn
vt trannies be like >those fucking roasty irl women made fun of the irl version of the woman that voices my favorite digital anime woman
kek they do be trannies
>>157160581that's a cartoon character
why do some fielders have such a tough time delivering a clean underhanded throw. it's goofy as fuck how badly they miss sometimes
>>157160579I thought he misspelled cum for a second, but he’s talking about a guy pitching a shutout so probably not him
She's gettin' dicked down in DallasRailed out in RaleighTag teamed up in TennesseeAnaled in Austin, buttfucked in BostonGivin neck down in New OrleansPuttin' me through hell, fuckin' someone elseNow I'm the one on my knees, prayin' she'll come backGimme that sweet ass, but I already know that she'sGettin' dicked down in Dallas
>>157160576Are you?
>>157160590There's a real woman behind the anime model. Ever heard of vtubing, grandpa?
>>157160597yes
live jimothy sightings at comerica park
If you have a lineup of the best hitters in each position regardless of fielding ability alongside a replacement level pitching staff, would they be able to outscore MLB teams more often than not?
>>157160610i once went white water tubing 2 hips ago
>>157160620
Stop throwing towels on him :(
>>157160518Venti would never
The Detroit groudscrew just detained the black squirrel
>>157160620Not fully understanding the question but the MLB team would win
>>157160614kek is that garfield?
DFA Braves' entire bullpen
>>157160637What’s the charge?
>>157160637hope their bodycams are on
A brazobanian outing
>runner on 3rd>no outswill the phillies score him? stay tuned to find out!
>>157160595You comin? Games on soon
jimothy is a shit trend. little devil looking jackal hellspawn
this squirrel breakdowns brought to you by rocket mortgage
>>157160555You're jewish like every mets fan
If the yankees fail to score a single run it will be hard for them to win the game because the white sox have scored three runs already
>>157160546Look at these Yankees fans. Just look at them. What cuck-faced söyböys they are. The squirrel has more testosterone than these queers.
>>157160668I don't follow
kek phillthies posters
>>157160661thank God I'm not the only person saying this
Holy kek leody flipping that squirrel
>>157160661Should put that abomination out of its misery
I don’t know wtf jimothy is
>>157160554why is the squirrel wearing glasses?
What happened to the Yankees? How did they go from the perennial baseball team that everyone except uncontacted tribes recognize and respect to the biggest heels of sports?
>>157160657they did it!
>>157160661jimothy is the chupa cabra
>>157160661better looking than a dumb stupid frogposter I'm fucking sure you ugly fat ass piece of shit
>>157160685>biggest heels of sportsThe Mets, Jets, and I wanna say Clippers have this title pretty well locked up
>>157160661It needs to die.
>>157160685miss me yet?
>>157160683look in the mirror, you is him
>>157160554Need this but for that giant rat at Wrigley and no I'm not talking about Craig Counsell
Albies made zero effort to get to that kek. Alvarez just went first to third on yer azz.
BASED
Vivi is the cutest
its over
I bitch about Alvy as much as anyone, but it is very hard to find an .800 OPS catcher. especially one who is young and cost-controlled. plus he's a great clubhouse guyI think if we were to trade him, we'd need somebody really legit back. Alvy is a 1.5+ WAR player at a premium position who definitely hasn't yet peaked
He was literally the missing piece. Fuck you David Sterns.
>>157160690I don't think any of them are as big of villains as the Yankees are. 27 rings btw
>>157160702So many filters I can't tell which is real and which is anime. I can tell you are a retard though.
Taylor is so cool bros
>>157160702mfw
>>157160685“Heel” isn’t the best way to describe them, they were always hated back when they were good. “lolcow” or “laughing stock” are better descriptions.
gg mests
>>157159305My pirates (:
>>157160668The games not over yet fagass
>acoona
What the hell happened to Acuna?
>>157160688I beg your pardon?!
*LA DODGERS OWNER WALTER’S PHONE WAS SEIZED LAST YEAR BY FBI
>>157160722...suck balls
>>157160688Leave her alone!
it's sad that we're gonna have to trade Tyrone at his peak value. he's such an affable chap. I'll never forget his walkoff against the Yankees earlier this season
>>157160727he had one good year
>Kerkering pitching
>>157160737Shut the fuck up
>>157160745More me it’s cooper tires
berdinals baseball is back on the menu
thinking about that time a Reds anon said Stewart reminded him of a young Pujols. not even judging the remark, it just lives rent free in my head as I pray for McLean to keeping surging and steal ROY from Wetherholt (I think he's ahead of Stewart atp)
>>157160702>private paco has an opinion on vtumorskek
>>157160702>bug>cute
>>157160741I'm worried the rest of the team will go back to being mopey quitters if he leaves
Barves leaving this poor guy out there to wither and die. Baseball is a cruel game sometimes.
>>157160763Is he white?
>>157160702veibae mogs her easy
>>157160770clearly
>>157160770Are you?
>>157160766I think we're better off than that! Soto has been very upbeat and more outspoken this season. plus Benge and Ewing started the Spidey celebration. Alvy is always good vibes even if he's frustrating to watch sometimes. McLean is a stoic bulldog. Scott and Thornton are fucking awesome having stepped up. be optimistic about the future my brotha
>>157160773I’d give her my super mushroom if you pick up what I am putting down
>>157160778Lindor however...
>>157160727He's been overrated his whole career, same with Vlad Jr
>>157160767he just got called up from the minors to eat innings and give then pen some rest. he'll be sent back down after
>>157160773Well, she's not bad either
I love that muthafucka white tyroneWay better than these bums like polanco and bichette
>>157160702Reminder there's already Indian men in the NPB. I guess that's the demographic Japan has decided will inherit their island.
>>157160783he's having a good game today. and hopefully he has made his peace with not being the captain or biggest star on the Mets. there have been some clips of him and Soto yakking it up recentlythe issue is we can't do anything about him anyway, you know? who would we get to play SS? Bichette could very well opt out. then we'd really be up shit's creek
>>157160797He’s been one of my favorite Mets during his tenure here. Sterns is a literal retard for signing Luis Roberts Jr.
schwarbs on the board
come on dbags dont get walked off by pissburp
>>157160801>hopefully he has made his peace with not being the captain or biggest star on the MetsYou my friend are an incorrigible optimist. I'm with you on the rest though.
can someone tell that paco yelling in chicago to either speak english or put a sock in it!
>>157160807its like im in your computer
>>157160801who would even get Bo? 2025 was an anomaly and 2026 might be his trajectory.
>>157160329kek. even though this is giga AI slop you can tell there was genuine hate and seethe poured into every section
>it was 5-2
I’m tired boss…
fighting fish?
>>157160809that's true, for better or worse. I'm ride or die with this team until my last days. and isn't it better to have hope in tomorrow? :^)>>157160820he's been really good after an ice cold start. an abysmal first 2 months is hiding his seasonal trend. admittedly an anemic July but he's been hitting the ball well for about as long as he wasn't
>>157160841At least you have the 2001 world series to look back upon fondly
>>157160822I think all the ai slop songs are funny, the only good use of the medium teebeeaych
>>157160853I sewed my balls to my butthole again is one of my favorites
>alvarez challenging
>>157160859Post
>>157160861I fucked her
>>157160861
>>157160683It’s a raccoon in Seattle with some spine issue that makes it look weird as fuck. Locals named it jimothy
>>157160867https://youtu.be/wPlOYPGMRws
phillies lol
W H I T EHITET Y R O N EYRONE
>>157160871>her
>>157160853Instead of AI slip, how about songs written and sung by a real anon?2022 (Original)https://voca.ro/14m9t3FfUryd2023 (Braves)https://voca.ro/16WMVbrYKB3U2024 (Dodgers)https://voca.ro/1oOUu995tdpE(Non-Gay)https://voca.ro/1Nq9EKvgl3u52025 (Yankees)https://voca.ro/1hLSLpWRKF8l2026https://voca.ro/1euHUAUB8VWrEnjoy!
MLB’s attempt to push college baseball onto us is embarrassing
>>157160861I mean it's in character, a princess wouldn't be very good at throwing a baseball
>>157160881I enjoy both tbqhhttps://voca.ro/1clP7JhCbqJg
you know, I haven't thought about Vientos in a few days. has he been riding the pine?
>>157160888Please understand, the poor little MLB needs to phase out the MiLB so they don't have to pay to train talent.
>>157160888It’s absurd that they have to pay so much to develop plays who could learn it on their own while getting a free education
Attaeye petey
Bravebrahs throwing a game in the middle of the season for no reason, very 2025 Mets-like
>>157160896kys (kill yourself)
There’s nothing better than a faggot umpie missing a call badly and the hitter/catcher emphatically banging his head before the ump even has a chance to finish his call Total ump death
>>157160904ifyl (I'll follow your lead)
Another heads up White Tyrone play
PHILTHIES KEK
ffs
>BarvesI thought you all said this team was really good?
based Mets with some comfy stat-boosting :)
>>157160892Why does he sound like foolish bailey?
>>157160888The very definition of semen slurping. None of the college players look remotely interested in playing. That's why I just watch softball instead.
nu
>>157160895There's too many minor league teams imo, reducing it to a rookie league and AAA is a good idea. 5 tiers of minor league teams is too much.
Are the Marlins actually good?
He just pwned ya
>The Shitty of Philthadelphia
BUNT SINGLEBUNT SINGLEBASES LOADED NO OUTSPHILTHIES KEK
>
Jays win :)
>>157160933Idk I didn’t make the sample someone else posted it and I flipped it
Breggy Bear Bop!
>>157160938True. The poor billionaires are really suffering having to keep a few minor league teams operating. That money could be going towards Ohtani so he can throw games to make bank gambling.
Make the thread
>a second conine is playing for the marlins
Philthies o kek O kek!
the jimothy curse has afflicted detroit. they will never win a game ever again.
Philthy kek???
omg marlins win
varland and cease deserve better teams
Kek make an orson nu!
PHILTHIE KEK
did Luis Robert really just whiff on a 70 mph softball pitch
>striking out to a position playerSomeone is REALLY trying to not get traded.
nu>>157161002
Maybe the Phillies should fire their manager again
>>157160927Were trotting out fake pitchers as relievers, as a joke
>>157160975hehehe
