Kangz Edition >>157152615
they surged on the fortress
This is the thread
no hockey today
i caught a toad in my mulch last saturday and just caught a toad and im wondering if its the same guy
Thinking about regular season hockey.
>>157161655https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qyMbGMsF6c
>>157161712leave those niggas alone
>>157161712lick the toad and get high
>>157161719
>>157161742he's nice i call him toadster>>157161757kinda rude
>>157161675>men can look like THAT!?!?!?
>>157161649damn is that what the average la king fan looks like? i never knew
Any Flames news? We dont get sports radio here
>>157161835turns out they still rule
remember in the Hatchet when he got saved at the end by an AM radio that somehow got coverage in the middle of bumfuck nowhere also the radio was submerged in the lake for like 6 months when he found it
>>157161866that was a good bookalso shout out The Giver Also shout out when i cried from Where the Red Fern Groes
the teacher read the Where the Red Fern Groes to our class. I remember seeing the Hatchet book but I never read it
FuckinLoveAllMyExtra BasedSuper dank fans
if you can only name books you read in school you should be put down
Business idea: Relocate the Vegas Golden Knights to Minneapolis and name them the Minnesota North Stars.
>being mad at childhood memory
>>157161931i read heart of darkness last week and it reminded me of my favorite team
How does hockey develop players? Is it like NFL/NBA where they let colleges develop and then draft them from college or is it like MLB with rookie and minor leagues?
>>157161948grimfilm fags will consider apoc now one of the best films ever I find just really good
>>157161963its complicated post your mom's feet
Was in the wrong thread
>>157161845Thank heavens
>>157161963Mix of college, junior, minor leagues.
>>157161963they have a scout that follows teenage boys in the junior leagues. then they draft the boy and make of choice of letting them play on the NHL or sending the AHL to develop more
>>157161996you got your matty scorenato, your Wolfie, your parekh; the rules list just keeps running
>>157161963you become eligible for the draft at 18 and then if you arent drafted, you get a chance to enter the draft again at 19, and if nobody drafts you you just become a free agent, so anybody posting here is just a call away from making it.
We lost the lameoid
>>157161963entirely depends on bussy status
If someone famous but fat and old entered the draft would any NHL team draft them just to sell jerseys?i'm thinking like GRRM, paul mccartney, gary, etc
I FEEL SO ALONEGONNA END UP A BIG OLD PILE OF THEM BONES
>>157162047you dont enter the draft you are just eligible to be drafted
>>157162047won't even outsell jack (((hughes)))
if i happened to be a cute boy and one of the biggest cities in the United States had the first pick in the draft do you think they would choose me
just spent $150 on a kurt angle cameo to troll my sister for her bday bro's
>>157162082this fucking rulesOH ITS TRUE
>>157162086it's damn true. i've told this before but she is younger so didn't grow up with kurt and thinks he's cringe. i like to remind here that she was born on the exact day and year he won an olympic gold medal with a broken freakin neck. here's my prompt i had to pay more money for more characters for the prompt but it's worth it for the gimmick.
>>157162047rob ford should've died on the ice in halifax instead of the floor of a gas station bathroom
>>157162105incredible. i believe it. he absolutely fucking rules.he signed a photo and took a pic for me in the middle of a mallI'm just a mark.
>>157162115He died in the hospital and it was fat cancer
Would you rather get bummed or be bummed?
>>157162145
>>157162137based. i met the godfather in probably 2000 at the local walmart in vegas he was just shopping with his kid. he was cool. met al snow and tori from dx once and they were cool. had a pic with al with him holding the top of my head like his gimmick. later on met eve torres and alicia fox and they were hot. jerry the king lawler blew me off after a show but he was in a hurry. never met any big time names sadly.
>>157162048AH!AH!AHHHH!
>named after a Star Slop characterWhat did his parents mean by this?
>>157162149sizzling summer of 99 ECW was in town went to get a Copenhagen with my bro Jadpn I was underage then and it was Bam Bam Bigelow and Little Spike Dudleykept it kayfabe
>>157162181kino take me back to 99/00
>>157162146>>>/cric/ is that way
>>157162181kek meant to type Jordan kwab>>157162186it ruled the main event was sabu vs shane douglas for the belt
>>157162186GREAT draft year
>>157162201oh my God
>>157162201Thats two hall of famers right there. How many hall of famers in the top draft picks of 98 or 00
>>157162201really begging to see something worse than this
>>157162201Yeah
>>157162361was this intentional
>>157162361lol
>>157162361darnell will bloom into a marner in san jose
>>157162520In every other sport and leagues, athletes wants to be in the biggest spotlights, always wanting more pressure. Except Canadian and American hockey players. They can't handle pressure. How fucking pathetic.
>>157162541Is that jack hughes, i thought the bouncer didnt let him in
>>157162569Hugh Jackedman?
Patrik Laine: maali!Patrik Laine palasi kaukaloon – verkko heilui heti!Patrik Laine onnistui heti maalinteossa!
y2j just superkicked hbks wife on the vault
dated a girl in 2011 who i got into wrestling and she loved chris jericho like she read his books and shit kek she was asian. she was based small cute tits and a fat ass and waxed everything down there
>channer has/had gfdoubt
https://voca.ro/1hnZEz44qIEH
>>157162830whats that from
>>157162844https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=490tWYZJqd8&t=243s
>>157162851Kek
watchin grunge leg drop new jack thru a press table
Heard jericho beat some guy by using a power drill on his head
i'm loyal to players not teams sorry not sorry
>>157163331with that flag it makes sense
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
>>157163414good morning bro>laffs>rags
>>157162670The 40yr old wrestlefag
lmao of course the demented wrestlefag prefers his baginas to look prepubescent and unnatural>babe pls put these hot chemicals on your clam and then rip out your hairkek what a gross faggotflamespedos remain subhuman
cope i don't turn 40 for two and a half weeks
the queers have already started
the bud has already 1
Huomenta
wordle in 1 again thanks to my nyt itk
>>157163969impressive
>>157163978six days in a row now but I'm worried they're going to catch on to me
>Cal Foote signs with SHL club Färjestad
> "Stuff seems to just happen, fall into place. I was thrilled for them when it happened,” he said of his reaction to the ((( Leafs ))) winning the lottery. “
>>157163596exceptional post
Update: I accepted the burrito delivering job. My first task is to deliver a breakfast burrito. Wish me luck bros :)
Update: We found out a new hire is a queer and spends all day queering off on /hoc/. We fired the faggot, obviously.
>>157164326Sorry to hear you lost your job
>>157164347>Samir starting the queering off early.
another dayanother thread with samir's boyfriend shitting it up
some people have the autism where they can multiply large numbers in their heads, recognize intricate patterns, and then you have the fat yank who has to talk about "samir" everyday so he doesn't kys himself, tough world folks
>>157164443You smell awful, Samir.
>>157164464Your stench is the tell.
>>157164464there was a lady hockey player with autism on surivivor
>>157164586did she scream samir at everyone who said anything
I'm probably the only autistic Flames fan
> Samir mentioned. C'mere, baby. It's not queering off when it's me.
Big news: Bulju has received a new gold medal. Lost one was not found.
thinking about that one guy I riled up yesterday cuz I called him GayJ Styles lol
>>157164735i wasnt riled one bit i reminded you he beat okada for the belt on his debut
>he'd rather live in Winnipeg than Nova Scotia Atlantic pigs btfo
Chris Jericho is from Winnipeg so is Kenny Omega but hes a homosexual and a pedo
didn't ask wrestlefag
>>157164803i have no respect for nova scotians who choose ncaa over the q. morgan is lame, justin is a true bluenoser.
Will Marchenko end up in MTL ?
>>157164817he's not getting traded
its E-God
Connor McDavid says he is “extremely disappointed” to lose Darnell Nurse, but also praises the Oilers’ new additions.
*rolls my eyes in the back of my head like the undertaker*
*tells D-Von to get the tables*
*forces wrestlefags to take a shower*
*gets naked and wrestles /hoc/*
>>157164868*RKOs (You) out of nowhere*
is this true???
>>157164868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF2X4NTX_GI
This is the entire history of the Flames
for me its when bret said triple h is nothing but a homo
Carpenter ants that live in my roof are having a war over water and now my bathroom looks like the Somme
>>157164989brutal
Do I have to sign up as a fag to watch wrestling?
>>157165013nah its usually just $10 at the door for your local indy fed at the high school gymnasium
>>157165013only aew
>>157164964Flames have had hall of fame guys at centre it just has been 30 years since
i really really really really like women and also watching hockey and wrestling
>>157165013Nah it's implied
>>157165069This post is 66% gay
>really liking women
are we watching the hlinka gretzky cup?
I'm gay and I like the Pittsburgh Penguins
the gay community?
just called my coworker a rudypoo candyass
my coworker who looks like an autistic steven seagul just called me one of his weird and gay wrestling insults, don't think he's showered in a few weeks
i think the Flames are one of the most teams ever
>>157165253
>>157165061more than 30 years since nieuwendyk or gilmour playedliterally zero noteworthy talents at centre since
>>157165295they're a team
>>157165295I think so too :)
>>157165309this popped me last night
Our Sennies mentioned :)
>>157165325YEAHalso we do love Solo here
the more and more I keep digging the more likely it is that wyna liu must be some sort of anagram for a nyt ai bot
I'M NOT GONNA LIEI WANT YOU FOR MINEMY BLUSHING BRIDEMY LOVER BE MY LOVER YEAHDON'T BE AFRAIDI DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU SO HELP ME JESUS
>>157165363Please call 811 prior to digging
>>157165313>repeats what I wrote
>>157165386notice the immediate and vast nature of the wyna liu defence force, almost like they're realizing their precious little cash cow might be milked dey
now I got the jannies editing my posts to undercut my points
>>157165559There is no Wyna Liu defence force anon. Please take your meds
>>15716554230 years ago was 1996 ya dipshit
I gave him a (you), why do you think he thinks I'll give him another one? I feel I was clear that he would get 1 (you) and that is all.
>>157165624indirect replies are a form of (You)i didnt expect another (You) since you already proved to be a moron unfamiliar with how time passes
>>157165633
>log onto hoc>trb crying and bubblin per usual
Why does he keep trying to engage in conversation? This feels like a form of stalking. I think I was fairly clear he would get a single (you) from me, and he has now made two attempts at more (you) harvesting. Just curious behaviour. The aggressive tone is off-putting as well. Do you think he even knows when 25 was traded to Dallas?
nothing solid about that marner weeew weee
those are called chaykas now
nah they're still marners
>I think playoff goals should count towards regular season scoring records
>>157165887can't wait for the movie to come out i feel like a kid again sf2 turbo was my favorite game
>>157165633my posts are being shorted on kalshi so if you didn't get a (You) they probably thought they were making money not replying to me
/hoc/ can't skate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k
the wyna lieu gimmick is the best in recent company history and if triple nose had a clue he'd strap a rocket onto him
Drinking some goyfluid
>>157165953based hydrater
>>157165934his intentions were pure at first but the second he made some "connections" of his own with the nyt games department and was getting the wordle leaked to him a half hour early it went to his head and I can no longer trust his motives
I think we should leave Wyna alone
don't mention w*na it just activates bots to defend her
>>157166070terrible
whats the best black starting lineup you can ice?FuhrSubbanByfuglienIginlaByfield (i think he's like the only black centre)Kane
>>157166144Maybe you prefer the Oilers one
>>157166020This
>>157166156Anson Carter makes it
>>157166156I don't see colour
>>157166184also terrible
>>157166190True he was traded for jagr the same way roy is marner
remember rumun ndur?
>>157166196Black isn't a colour
I don't see the puck
can we put a team in atlanta again so they can draft all the black players
>>157166156kane - byfield - iginla (c)duclair - okposo - c. stewart greenway - carter (a) - m. josephsimmonds - bellemare - wardsmith-pelly - laraque subban - byfuglien (a)jones - nursemiller - oduyadaleyfuhrweeksbrathwaite
Have there ever been good white players?
Business idea: /hoc/ Diddy Parties
>>157166381bedard is white
>>157166519Sure about that?
the AI did not group white skins with white players when I was asking it, ie all indians were on their own list. It didn't group Kariya as a white player, it didnt allow mixed in. Kinda based google AI
eh oh, canada go!
>>157166574As much as "person of color" reminds me of bad 2010s internet culture I would still rather be called that than a "minority" lol
>>157166617it's never been this over
>>157166617somewhat ominous for clair sudsbury
There's a nice shitstorm on social media for Cal Foote.It's great when it's not your team and you don't have an opinion.
>>157162069Crosby didn't really even do anything to warrant all those jersey sales this year. Bedard has all those people wanting to get on his bandwagon, most people believed it was Ovechkin's last year, and Jack Hughes had his teeth smashed out in a cinematic, generational Olympic win.And somehow, Crosby's still right up there with them. Everyone around him is up there for a specific reason. You'd think most people who want a Crosby jersey would already have one at this point, and I can attest, the yellow alternates were not common to see on fans, so it's not as if they just happen to like the design, and buy the one with his name on it because they're sure he'll never be irrelevant.
>>157166617marian jacko is definitely metis
>>157166733Crosby is loved in Canada
Already planning to watch less hockey next season
>>157166825barely watched a game since they fired donny
>>157166733What will Gary do when Crosby retires
>>157166825Why
>>157166855Because they just announced that all wdnesday night games this season will be on prime, and 3 playoff seasons are also on prime.
>>157166617Grants my client, nice guy
>>157166825are you nuts?
I'm planning on buying more jerseys this year
>>157166955that's a good girl
>>157166980I'm a boy actually
>>157166984Source?
>>157166997My mother
>>157167006
>>157166919You will get the prime, chud
>>157167012Hockey is for everyone actually
>>157167060Retard
OH WE OOOHI LOOK JUST LIKE GARY BETTMANOH OHAND YOU'RE MARY TYLER GOY
>>157167058dumbass fell off a ladder for sure
>>157167149my neighbor fell of a ladder trying to change a light bulb and became paralyzed
>>157166855I emailed Gary that I would cancel my jersey subscription if he organized another sunbelt final and what did he do?
>>157167244Sorry goy it’s just business
>>157166617So they clean up after the pedos?
>>157167244Gary doesn't script the games
>>157167299Yeah that's Billy Daly's job
>>157165579lost connections today
>>157167424He needs to do better
Gary was my first hint that Israel isn't all it's cracked up to be
god damn im watching this charlotte/bliss hot ones video and charlotte is lookin rough
>>157166733Crosby is a comfort blanket for balding millennials
>>157167424Nobody scripts the game
>>157167189KWAB
conbust bustard the so called hero of chicago
>>157167297Yes they clean up after the calgary flames organization
i have Sling on my smart tv and it has a channel dedicated to Corner Gas
>>157167189Should have called an electrician
kurt had my sister's cameo done by the time i woke up today oh it's true
Why are hockey players so dumb?
>>157167715holy dimeswalking across the Roberto Clemente bridge right how to the pirates game
oh jenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvw1xJn9_fg
>>157167747nice bro how's the weather
>>157167799rainy but first pitch is 90 minutes away
>>157167798Thank you Gary
>>157167798Canadians keep getting cucked
>>157167937>Eddie only wrote the first and third paragraphsthe life of a low level corporate shill
>>157167937is the the one who says that's kraken hockey baby
>>157167970No, that's Jon
just seen a three legged dog
>>157167798damn, three playoff series behind a paywall
>>157167979*sweeps your shit team*
>63 Days until puck drop
>>157168018Get bitchkinnon past boeser first>8-6https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jcjMF_9uVQ
>>157168018>sweeps
>>157168037I miss the era when goalies tried to make themselves as small as possible
>
>>157167937this nigga dying
>>157168173Bro turns 60 next month
>>157168156Reminds me of Dustbin Wolf
Which division is beating this?
>>157168262Metro, central, and Atlantic
>>157168262>that shit goaltendingall of the others
>>157168273>metrokekjen, even
>>157168285metro won the cup
>>157168298congrats, randy. doesn't make the rest of the division less shit
Actually here's a better list I saw today. Every teams top 2 centres ranked.**TIER 1: GENERATIONAL**1. EDMONTON - McDavid & Draisaitl**TIER 2: ELITE** 2) COLORADO - MacKinnon & Nelson 3) FLORIDA - Barkov & Bennett**TIER 3: HIGH-END** 4) NEW JERSEY - Hischier & Hughes 5) SAN JOSE - Celebrini & Misa 6) TORONTO - Matthews & Tavares 7) VEGAS - Eichel & Karlsson 8) DALLAS - Johnston & Hintz 9) CAROLINA - Aho & Stankoven**TIER 4: ABOVE-AVERAGE** 10) TAMPA - Point & Cirelli 11) OTTAWA - Stützle & Cozens 12) UTAH - Cooley & Trocheck/Schmaltz**TIER 5: MIDDLE OF THE PACK (Star 1C but below-average 2C)** 13) PITTSBURGH - Crosby & Kindel/Novak 14) MONTRÉAL - Suzuki & Evans/Kapanen 15) ANAHEIM - Carlsson & Granlund 16) CHICAGO - Bedard & Frondell 17) ST. LOUIS - Thomas & McTavish 18) WINNIPEG - Scheifele & Björck/Lowry**TIER 6: BELOW-AVERAGE** 19) NEW YORK - Zibanejad & Miller 20) WASHINGTON - Strome & Dubois 21) DETROIT - Larkin & Copp 22) NEW YORK - Horvat & Schenn 23) COLUMBUS - Fantilli & Monahan/Coyle 24) BUFFALO - Norris & Helenius/Östlund/Kulich 25) VANCOUVER - Pettersson & Rossi**TIER 7: MAJOR WEAKNESS** 26) NASHVILLE - O’Rielly & Wood/Bourque 27) MINNESOTA - Eriksson Ek & Yurov 28) FLYERS - Zegras & Dvorak 29) BRUINS - Zacha & Minten/Lindholm 30) LOS ANGELES - Byfield & Haula 31) SEATTLE - Beniers & Stephenson**TIER 8: ZERO TOP-SIX CALIBER CENTRES** 32) CALGARY - Frost & Backlund
>>157168285Retard
>>157168262Gary’s doing a national team all star game now so why even bother with this
FlamiacsBros were being negatively targeted again
>>157168382to counter "pillow fight" allegations obviously
>tim hortons has harry potter donuts now>troons throwing a shit fit>want to buy a donut it to stick it to the troons>don't want to give any money to singh hortonsFuck em all i guess
>>157168386Isn't that ever day for ya'll though? Why do you get bullied so much and just take it like bitches?
>>157166184Don't even remember that being posted, it's total shit
>>157168462>just take it like bitchesmuch like trb did on 04/17/2022
>>157168374we don't sign our posts here
>>157168476Much like you queers take queering off all day every day.
>>157168476Yes we know you did. But why remind us so often?
>>157168366all shit teams, btw. thanks gary
>>157168485I do
there was a fuckin troon at taco bell today, totally ruined taco tuesday for everyone. he kept going up to employees and customers and trying to start conversations (with strangers, at a taco bell, as if thats normal) until some lady told him she liked his dress…because it goes really well with his five oclock shadow.
>>157168576Honestly this is probably Taco Bell's fault. Why does it take 20 minutes to get my tacos these days anyway?
>>157168298*
>>157168366>HischierHow does anyone rate this fraud?
>>157168459buying a dozen to throw at a pig flamiac's swine mouthlap it up piggy
>>157168201damn, Dusty smol =O as fuck
hows the taco bell lettuce now
My canesies won the stan lee bowl!
>>157168567same - chad with a big willy
That guy is an imposter I’m the Chad with a big Willy
the latest version of claude is so intense think it could probably put shannon out of business if you had a little video editing skills and were dedicated enough
>>157168752but what is its bedsy smut like
>>157168752If you like your little AI so much why don't you marry it?
>>157168777checkedNow you have to marry AI
>>157168752Ai is gay
>>157168651I dunno but i tried the $3 steak wrap thing last night and it was good. I also got an enchorito but it was mid and hard to eat.
Bald
>>157168829There's literally nothing wrong with being bald.
>>157168829>>157168834
>>157168829
>>157168840Why didn't he think of a way to defend better
>>157168802im doing my part making sure the smoke gets more intense.
>>157168829And black
>>157168899 surely he won the cup after that haha fuck you loser ass oiler fan
>>157168899Bob is Toronto material
>>157168834Wrong
>>157162045juicy but selective. will that get me onto a team?
bud is 1 material
who has the toughest fanbase?
ho. lee. shit.
There’s been something bugging me about the rumored contract extension for Quinn Hughes.3 years at $18m AAVI mean the money makes sense, he and Cale Makar are set to redefine the Defenseman market for the foreseeable future. What doesn’t make sense is the years.Let’s have a real discussion here. No agendas being pushed. Option 1 – His top motivation is to play with his brothers - If this is Quinn’s top motivation, he’s about to hit UFA and can make that a reality as soon as 7/1 next year. It doesn’t make sense to extend at all. Why would he wait 3 more years to line up with Jack when he can just do that immediately and sign for max money/max term? There is, however, a reality where he takes a 3-year deal Option 2 – His top motivation is for him and Jack to decide their futures together - Here is a reality where a 3-year deal makes sense. Quinn wants to play with his brothers and they want to control their destiny. Go to UFA, sign a 3-year deal in NJ, and you get to have the leverage you want if things aren’t going in the right direction anyway. No gutted teams bringing players one way or another, no waiting, and futures secured. Option 3 (The most likely scenario) – Reset the Defenseman market and extend for max term and max dollars with Minnesota - If playing with his brothers isn’t his top motivation, then it doesn't make any sense for him to sign for anything less than max term and max money(at least 5 years) The option for his brothers to join him is still there down the line depending on whoever's team performs better, and he has secured generational money.In short, there is absolutely no reason to re-sign in Minnesota unless it's for a max/max contract, with this being the most likely outcome.Genuinely looking for discussion here? What am I missing with this whole debate? Is there another option out there I'm not seeing? But
>>157169071It'd be stupid to sign Hughes when he is a proven quitter.
love me 'abs but they're too weak down the middle to contend
>>157169041It’s funny when literal who’d demand a trade and everyone acts like it’s a big deal
humiliation ritual
>>157169210he would have led the calgary flames in points and goals by quite a wide margin last year. you have a career year in columbus and literally nobody even saw it. no wonder nobody wants to play there.
>>157169255Cope Johny did
>>157169223He should lace them up this season
>>157168802It's the future like the San Jose Sharks who are also gay
>>157169280who the hell is Johny?
remember when the lames' goaltending wasn't shit?
remember when my oilers raped your flames for YEARS
>>157169527i remember when bud raped trb on 04/17/2022 and it was celebrated for YEARS
>>157169349You’re mom
watching the jays might kms
>>157169605Cope. Shes still alive. Fuck.. shes still alive....
>>157169616Thank god the Blue Jays lost the World Series and suck again. Toronto sports fans don't deserve happiness.
>>157169595Like when you queers celebrate queering off.
watching connor bedard edits on tiktok
>>157169818keep your gooning to yourself, creep
trb is gay
>seething about toronto againKwab
>>157169982Most of us actually just laugh about toronto
Trying to find a good team for my Wifes BF, bros. He's new to Hockey.
>>157170071F L A M E SLAMES
pettersson haters wont like this
I can't help but be autistic about everything I do. Like why must I log everything?
>>157170237Try having sex
>>157169757jen
>>157170259My wife is too recently postpartum for that
>>157170293You dont have a wife.
>>157170293coward
>>157170133as a petey enjoyer this post makes me smile
moulson-tavares-parenteau?
detroits first move of the post-yzerplan era
when did hockey lose its soul?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfIpOXxZV8k
>>157170370
>>157170370Probably when the flames became fucking trash
this is sovlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oSijFjCZzQ
>macklin is now following nick digiovannii suppose he's cuter than kai trump...
>>157170462Gay
>>157170370>>157170394>>157170396/hoc/ IS hockey's soul>it's an awesome responsibility, and we're accomplish with aplomb Where's our fucking trophy, Gary???>>
>>157170472this is gateway stuff. wait till he finds the tiktok thirst trap cooks.
>>>and we accomplish it with aplomb[]You're watching off season, only on /hoc/
>>157170490thoughts on the events that occurred between you and bud after the new york islanders lost to toronto back on 04/17/22?
>>157170567why did tbg turn into trb after the islanders lost and missed the playoffs on 04/17/22?
>>157170567Raped bitch
let's real it back to hockey discussion lads>How's this list, Earl?
>>157170704Retard
>reel []
SACKED
>constant spelling errorsmental deterioration setting in after abusing drugs and alcohol all the time and posting the same things every day
>>157170704way too generous to chicago, san joseunfair to buffalo
ibt waz a gaey magazeen
feeling sleepy lads
>>157170822
>>157170840Huomenta but the opposite :)
we lost in 12 innings and I'm finna hurl myself into the Allegheny river
>>157170861Could have turned this shit season around now it’s over ):
>>>in 12 innings
>>157170878Seriously kill yourself you raped faggot
Utah has spoken. A new Ice Age dawns.
>>157170917shut up ya fucking homo
>>157170293congrats bro. mine's almost an adult cherish the younger years
>>157170704Every Canadian team should be in "Hockey Runs this City".
>trb saying xir wife is almost an adultPedo faggot
just saw on reddit that mlb owners think next season will be cancelled
>>157170974nah that was hampage
>>157170974Gary better take advantage of the opportunity
>>157170990
>day old bread
>>157170704would fucking knock you out irl
>When life gives you day old bread, make a caesar salad
NOW ALL I GOTTA SAY TO YOU WANNABE GONNABE PUSSY EATIN COCK SUCKIN PRANKSTASWHEN THE SHIT JUMPS OFF WHAT THE FUCK YOU GON DO DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA
>>157170917TUSKS UP
>>157171063good tune but it's too long i never make it all the way through like when the president of the united states shows up im out
>>157170917>>157171078
>>157171097true i find myself skipping track after the first 3 mins
Bud1
going to try to beat chapter 2 of bayoneta
>>157171137>>157171151>>157171168Imagine getting some Z lister like Mammomax
>>157171169We'll see how it goes, I bought it more than a week ago and hardly touched it yet. I'm shit at these kind of games.
>>157171166i might log in to something too
Everyone on the street is talking about a potential Flames dynasty. It's all I ever hear about
>>157171207
thinking about doing another run on Darksiders
>>157171180can't even imagine him showing up in a Deadpool movie, not even one with the Brotherhood of Mutants and Juggernaut
>>157171196Might log in a marner later
>>157171241my homeboy adam never drinks and he got tanked up at our friends wedding reception a few weeks ago and kept saying I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH and it was pretty basedshout out adam
>>157171276oh we don't call those that here now
Juggernaut isn't even a mutant
>>157168366Nelson is a bum lol he did literally nothing all playoffs
>>157171276>evening marnersGrim stuff
>>157171358Just like my islanders
i have a gambit figure and a rogue figure from the marvel select range and a Mario Lemiuex figure from the todd macfarlaneive seen 14 women naked
slopdown was cancelled and it's still vince
it wasnt but hampage was and its still tony
Wrestlefags begone
its E-God please respect my pronouns
>>157171394i had a cool seth mcfarlane vlad the impaler figure once
did you have a good time at the pirates game bro
>>157171424you cant spell retard without e
>>157171426nicewondering why spawn never got another movie>>157171431i did bro; had great seats. my bro drove so I was able to get lit. bubba didn't have it tonight but they came back to force extras but our bullpen can't pitch
>>157171454I’m going in a few weeks
>>157171472we got seats right behind the dugout for like 50 percent under face value i recommend waiting until game day
>>157171491Tickets already bought because it’s a group thing I don’t think it was that much anyways
>>157171500awesome. make sure to say sexually awkward things to the hottest girl
poo peeland
Master of Puppets just came on the shuffle playlist
for me it's ride the lightning and kill em all then master then justice and then i guess black but the buck stops there
Load and Reload are extremely underrated
only cool thing about those are the album covers
>>157171689yeah that's exactly correct >>157171694nah still shit
they went to shit when cliff died
throwing ride the lightning on now it's flawless
it should've been cliff
>>157171756we joke about this often but we would be absolute bro's irl
>>157171751>>157171760
>>157171765bro i fucking know it. our tag team would be an unrelenting draw
>>157171768Lars wrote all the songs. No Lars = no Metallica
that reminds me of the time i told this nerd at the bar that courtney love wrote all of nirvana's songs and he started sperging out
>>157171788the Cliff lion doesn't concern himself with Load apologists
Beat chapter 2 Bayonetta.
>>157171330What? Hes in mutants vs capcom
>>157171811good job bro was the boss hard?
>>157171802not ashamed to admit i fuck with Hole - Live Through This>>157171811fuck yeah dude
>>157171815I managed to beat the entire chapter and the boss without dying, then died twice because there was a QT event after you beat the boss which was kind of dumb. I beat God of War 3 a few times, I think i should be able to beat this game too. I'm playing Easy Red 2 now.
I WANNA GET MY VIOLET MORE VIOLENTI'M THE ONE WITH NO SOULONE ABOVE ANDONE BELOW
>>157171829gow is button mashingbayonetta kind of requires skill on your part. and the enemies are fast as fuck. you get the sword yet? that's the best weapon
>>157171819oh most definitely
>>157171829played some diablo but i'm not feeling it. might play some guitar and then some nintendo maybe i will play world 3 and 4 of mario 3
>>157171847Kek, I forgot to equip it.
>>157171856Based have fun bro
>>157171856play the lost levels
>>157171858I did most of the game before even realizing I had it. that's the other thing, jap games don't really hold your hand the way western ones do. they assume you're an autistic asian kid with lightning fast reflexes and can figure out everything on your own.
>>157171866that shit will piss me off bro it's been years. i don't think i've ever beaten it desu
>>157171814he gets his powers from a magic ruby
>>157171873i haven't you cant make one single mistake its fucking impossible
>>157171867Ya had a shotgun I didnt know I had either. And this is also the type of game where they expect you to play through it multiple times.
>>157171867once you play devil may cry you have basically played every hack and slash jap game out there
Death Magnetic is also pretty good
>>157171911this came out when i worked at a record shop in vegas and this big fat metal dude coped with trying to like this he's dead now rip brent
>>157171905ive played through all dmcs and thought bayonetta was harder than all of them except maybe dmc3it's just so much faster. dmc on cocaine.
>>157171911>>157171918it was better than st. anger
>>157171927>lars' snare on st anger
>>157171930>lars kwabrich
that door man was being antisemitic to the quinn Hughes
this is a song called Plush
i wonder what hockey would be like if all the players were actually athletic instead of just being a collection of dudes who grew up skating a lot with a splash of athletes here and there.
>>157171953post your mom's feet
stone cold said shawn is 1A and eddie is 1B
>>157171958she was born without them, very tragic.
>>157171959Eddie ruled and appeared in zero gay magazines
ded thread ded sport ded swedes
ded vince
>>157171927Marginally.
vince rules and he won
>>157172076He didn’t though
>>157172076yeah vince russo
a late happy bday to manu ginobili, raper of the states, and known field hockey enthusiast.
imagine a crossover between the hockey guy and steve dangle
>>157172106Who
>>157172112Sounds gay and awful
>>157172112Canada hurts the sport enough. Lets not wish for things like that.
>>157172155>streaming on youtube is a sportholy retard
Just heard summerslam is friday and saturday and all the good matches are on friday
>>157172231Yeah I know I hate canada also
it's on saturday and sunday
/hoc/ gf /mlb/ bf
>>157172245I swear i heard meltzer say its friday and satirday
>>157172269Did you hear Samirsday? Then shut the fuck up
>>157172282Ok bro have a good night.
>>157172291Thank god you are finally done shitting up this board?
>>157172308Try again retard
was lazy and made velevetta ripoff hamburger helper and i'm not gonna lie to you guys it was delicious
>>157172315I don't have to try again. We win the cup every year. Maybe you should try again.
>we
>>157172344No. Not you.
>>157172349brady??
>>157172352I think you guys traded him. What was the trade for again?
>>157172358who me?
>>157172361If I say "yes you" then will you stop being such a huge faggot?
>>157172365nah you are
but i will fuck this up i fuckin knoooow it
new>>157172416>>157172416>>157172416
summer teeth are beautiful
