>reflecting on the post good afl world edition
first for shit bake
>>157162674>anime sub edition
second for shit bake
this is the thread
Awful thread
Shinji.. get in the robot shinji. Fight the angels u fucken pussy
>>157162674wtf is that thing top left of the picture?
>>157162677>>157162684would you prefer gay sydney shirtless player OP? YEAH, DIDN'T THINK SO. SO STFU.
This is a good OP it will attract weebs to the thread and grow the game.
>>157162677
>>157162697Do you have any Nick Daicos shirtless OPs?
>>157162697>would you prefer gay sydney shirtless player OP?our only choices are troonime or sydneypoof? grim.
the most feared military commander, General Soreness
>>157162720
Do tradies like anime?
>>157162730no mate
>>157162720Nice
>>157162737not even dbz? cmon.
>>157162389Six years of the same post, very sad
>>157162674nearly cliocked on the darcy moore thread, but ended up heere. maybe its nice there.
>>157162730>>157162737>tradies are one person>tradies all like and dislike the exact same things
>>157162750Wonder who had taken more penises.
>>157162758yeah mate bunch of drones get told what to think and like
>>157162758>American """"truck"""" + boat + jetski + bali holiday Uh, yeah?
>>157162760sounds like posting here. >>157162764save your list for santa for a bit later, timbo. or apply to tafe.
g'day
>>157162760>having the audacity to call others "drones" when you have spent years spamming the exact same posts in /afl
>>157162759if they broke up, she's hound him to death.>I nearly cancelled a podcast appearance! >thatll show THEM
Damn no wonder mick does it so easy to rile up the tradie mong.
Thoughts on resurrecting the minecraft server? We had plans to build a footy ground
>>157162810>spams the exact same nonsense about tradies every single thread>gets called out on it>I AM LE EPIC TROLL XD XD XD
>>157162764>>[list of things that are good]>those blimen tradies am i right?
>>157162819relax mick I was just playing around
i'm not sure who's micking who anymore iykwim haha
Do the same people who complain about tradies having utes also complain about garbage trucks, or tow trucks or other utility vehicles?Its a work vehicle, they need to bring tools and materials to the job site
kudos to whomst'ever posted the bangs hammer today, i was about too but i saw you did. look at these newfags in a tizzy.
Vans are much better for thisUtes are just a form of male virtue signalling for tradie fuckwits
did you blokes watch the all-ireland final?
>>157162862nah but I would to have liked to what was it streamed on? miss international rules
>>157162869donno, i just watched the highlights. interesting game these mickeys havehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idxjc-4TIA8
Going to make it through winter without catching the chinese flew
>>157162884thank god there are vaccinated people taking the burden of the work
>>157162862HEARD IRELAND WON AYE IRELAND ARE HEAPS BETTER THAN IRELAND AY? FUCKEN DUMB IRISH CUNTS HAR HAR TO BE SURE TO BE SURE GUINNESS IRA IRA IRA BUT DEM =B LACKIEZ LOIK?
My days are pretty good for the most part, but if its not all kickin goals, all I had to do is mention something I did "on site" opr casually seed the implication that Im a tradie, which despite being true leaves me quite a bit of room to play fast and loose with whatever yarn I'm letting out.in no time at all, like the kool-aid jug meme, in he comes AHH FUCKWIT TRADIE DROPPED HIMSELF IN IT HAHA FUCKIN DICKHEAD HOWS RIPPIN OFF OLD LADIES AY? BALI HOLIDAY SUCKED AY? etc etc\ and I have a wee laugh and he gets to feel all smug and everythings better in the world for a sec.give it a go.
trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.. etc
making soup for dinner
>>157162908>pulls up receipt databaseWhat kind of soup?
>>157162912bacon, cabbage & potato
>>157162918your bum will be a chemical weapon
>>157162912hmmm, tastes like tax return.
>>157162921this but unironicallyt. have had perfect shits since about 2 months after taking the carnivoredpill
Curnow 3+Gunston 3+Naughton 3+
>>157162787>De-Centring>CentredHelp a boomer out here.Is this political and dragging them to the right/left?
>>157162845>Its a work vehicle, they need to bring tools and materials to the job siteThen get a van.Imagine keeping your expensive stuff unsecured or in a bog standard lock box in the (small) back tray.
>>157162918Just chuck them in a pot/slowcooker with some ____ stock and let it cook?
sebgang https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE70PHlgrlo
>>157162955vans are excellent and more tradies should use them, however concreter and landscaper chads need utes
>>157162955only paedophiles drive vans. you aren't advocating for noncery are you, champ?
>>157162948Women believe that in the workplace and society in general men are the epicentre of all the institutions. So they believe they have to put policies and procedures in place where women get equal exposure to being in the centre or some shit. It's sprooked as being not anti-male just pro-equality. Women get an equal amount of exposure to being the centre of attention in institutions but undoubtedly the measures to achieve this equal exposure will mean men coming second and women being pushed into the limelight not based on merit alone if that makes sense.Also yes I wasn't aware this was an issue before I saw that post and investigated what all this meant.
>>157162964no but steven may>>157162967nta but jfc
>sprookedopinion discarded
it wasn't an opinion
it's a now win situation
I apologise for mansplaining, I promise to not do it again.
>>157162963>concreter and landscaper chads need utesIs this for ease in hosing down shit? Figure most things outside of very large plants (that you probably couldn't lift) would fit in a van.t. soft hands
loved her
how many footy guernseys do you own?
>>157163003need to be able to go to the landscaping supply yard and get a quarter metre of gravel or sand dumped in. also things are just generally dirtiers. it's handy to be able hang long bits off the tray too like wheelbarrow arms and screeds.
>and then i put off road tyres and an awning on my ute when i only go camping once a year at best
>>157163063this but stockies and lowered leafs and the burnout pad
they're mad for milo over here
vans are shit for any trade besides electrician
i'm a digital nomad
>>157163070i'd sooner drive a commo wagon than a van
What car should I get for work? Mainly bang a hammer.
>Nick Pane (AFL): "A suspension of three weeks is warranted to send a strong message this type of behaviour is unacceptable. The conduct had the potential to prejudice the reputation of the AFL and to bring the game of football into disrepute."does maynards act not fall under this same judgement?
the competition is so gay with this top 10 shit man fucking hell its gayand not the based gay way as in two men who love each other way. the gay way. fucking gay
>>157163082>Three weeksWeak as shit. Dog act gets the same as a tackle gone wrong?
>>157163087Dog act where literally nothing happened. But we need to send a strong message when Maynard is not involved, am I right?
pay the free kick for htb and gallop doesnt spergoutsimple as really
>>157163095Which Maynard act are we talking about?He should've gotten weeks for Brayshaw.He should've gotten 8+ for the umpire.
>>157163097>Which Maynard act are we talking about?Literally whatever he's done wrong this week that Christian and the media is ignoring.
>>157163047>>157163047not enoughpicrel it's me and my bitches iykwim haha
>After I laid a tackle, I saw advantage was paid and I’ve gone to stand up, and Mitch has grabbed my thumb as I’ve gone to stand up,” he explained. Mitch "Thumb" Georgiades
im gonna boo gerorgiadas next time
>>157163101Looks like a chronic gambler, no game is neutral.
youd think max king died fucking hell
>>157163110
>3 weeksWeak as piss.
how many weeks for fingering another players bumhole
Why did they use an image of the tackle instead of him shoving his head into the ground?
>>157163126this isn't rugby league
>>157163132True. AFL players use penises for bumhole massages.
maybe georgiades shouldn't have had such a slammable head. fuck worstern australians
>>157163131looks like holding the ball to me
>>157163136ha ha ! !
>>157163131coz the vision for the actual act is blurry as hell
>>157163136afl penises in rugby league bumholes?
>>157163154no, aflw dildos in my bumhole
touk miller just said relationships take time yet he dumped his gf after 10 days
matt rowell is a little bitch
petracca = cancersnus will be wise to offload him at the earliest opportunity
>>157163171
>>157163070not true, know a chippy who loves his van. good for plumbers too.>>1571630815 year old transporter or transit for van. 10 year old hilux or 5 year old isuzu/mazda for ute. or picrel.
>>157163171Ease up, Dimma.>>157163158The onlyfans girl with the bad boobjob?
>>157163183>bad boobjobsay "no cap" rn
>>157163181Ben King looks shellshocked. Why should a traumatised guy get shit for not comforting someone who is crying?
>>157163171private school educated boys usually are
>>157163191>nepo baby upset the first time its not going his way both in football and lifeno sympathy from me either
>>157163181This is a brownlow medalist in 2026 lol. Cunt looks like he learned to kick a football 2 weeks ago.
Wasted on a Tuesday nightDon't think ill be going to work tomorrow
>>157163210crisp kingy
>>157163210you certainly will too
>>157163202Seriously he’s the biggest faggot I’ve seen, they should strip him and retroactively award the brownlow to Nick GOATcos
some on reddit unironically said gallop should go to prison for that act
>>157163210Hey Ross when are you going to stop hiding from the media and tell us about Max King?
>/afl/ seething about tradies and DaicosMust be a day ending with y
>seething
name a more boring motherfucker than adam simpson
>>157163210Crisp me three weeks ago except I was drunk a week straight and missed the whole week of work
>>157163227>some on reddit unironically said*be's spraying diarrhoea from my big fat bum*that's exactly what i think of what reddit said
>>157163240justin "fuck my life" longmire
nick daicos about to join the elite company of matthew priddis, ollie wines and matthew rowell
>>157163181if he had just gone to geelong he would happy right now and they would top of the ladder. serves him right.
>>157163254players not featuring in the 2026 finals series?
>3 weeks for pushing a bloke on the ground that doesn't get injured in any wayFucking joke of a league desu.
>>157163254shane woewodin must be glad that those 3 have replaced him in people's memories
>>157163215meant for>>157163242
I liked Jhye Clark's heeming of Fritsch late in the game last week
business idea: paying tribute to my waifus every time they score a goal and dming them the results afterward iykwim haha
>>157163227Was it a football act? No? Then it's assault.Simple as.Police are investigating this from country footy. Should it have been allowed because it's took place on a footy field?
Just saw the gallop suspension, what a fucking retard lmao
>>157163299>such a manlet he had to jump to hit him in the faceholy kek 5"9 cucks in shambles
>>157163299>Should it have been allowed because it's took place on a footy field?Yes. I'd rather watch that than a bunch of numpties kicking a piece of leather
>>157163303more of a mouth pisser man me iykwim haha
>>157163315based todd carney
>>157163315oh you
what about piss sinkers
>>157163322neat
Why is this a $1000 fine and Gallop is 3 weeks? Because they're panicked because their insurance is no longer covering CTE?
>>157163330Had a hold of his jumper, m8. It's all good.
>>157163070locksmith
>>157163330because the media didnt spergout over it
My dees are starting to stack up a few key injuries, losing next 4 games and missing finals is definitely a possibility
>>157163344Please. Anyone can carry a cordless drill and a replacement lock ($250) in a backpack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiDg6t70uOg
>>157163070Painting
i need a ute because ummmmmmmmm...... all the boys will laugh at me if i dont!
>>157163330Protected class
had to call a locksmith a while ago because i was locked outold mate didn't even try to pick the lock. spent 20mins trying to rake it, but either didn't have the tools or the skills to pick itappalling
im a ugly angry hateful man
do locksmiths seethe at lock picking thieves as they arent licensed and its dangerous work
Already better that daicos.
>>157163344locksmiths are craftsmen, a higher tier in terms of skill over the tradesman
>>157163352yeah mate let me just pull out the key cutting machine*digs into backpack*
>>157163369t. Gerard Whateley
>>157163366Quick customer turnover.Rake the shit out of it for a few minutes and then declare it impossible and get out the drill. Destroy the old lock and the person now needs a new lock to keep the door closed and you just happen to have one in the van for $300.
the bunnings hsgf can cut keys lol there is no skill in it
>>157163377AIDS BOY AIDS BOY AIDS BOY
>>157163383see >>157163366what skills even are there besides getting into locks? replacing a lock is 4min youtube video stuffalso lockpicking isn't that hard. good skill for autists to learn because its finnicky but has nice kinetic feedback
>>157163390nah he eventually raked it open. i think he was hoping it was cooked because he kept mentioning it might ruin the lock, but worked fine afterwards
cracking safes is easier than picking locks but it takes fucking ages
>>157163394seething tradie kneels before the chad craftie
>>157163400eh, idk about that - its really not that hard if you have a lockpick set
>Car key wears down and doesn't work 100% of the time>Go to the locksmiths and ask if they can cut a new one>"That'll be $450, thanks">. . . >Buy a $10 blank off ebay>Transfer the internals>Get it cut at the newsagent for $5>Works perfect
CFO
>>157163400For standard safes it's basically just patience, silence and a stethoscope needed, isn't it?
>>157163396It does ruin the lock.To put it in /afl/ terms, your lock has had the BBC of keys and is now a corridor.
whys it always black cocks with you blokes
>>157163418nah, a lock isn't ruined unless you're going full rape mode on it with the rake, and even then its not like its guaranteed
locks only keep honest people out
>>157163421coz its a right wing american website
>>157163421it's just a unit of measurement
>>157163407there's still a knack to it that can take a while to develop. >>157163416no listening needed that's a movie meme. you're feeling for a change in resistance and then marking that down in a chart. no great skill involved it just takes many hours.
>>157162695DAT (digital audio tape) player
collingwood wont win again in 2026
>>157163411Why do you post this and what does it mean?
>>157163447meant won't lose
>>157163465Canberra Faggots Out aka all the cunces talking about lock picking like it's a common skill everyone acquires.
>>157163465
Just because you did that.
I like watching LockpickingLawyer
I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GUNNA FUCKING DO IT!!!!! DON'T PUSH ME. I'LL FUCKIN DO IT!!!!
>he actually believes paid people are here to spy on him
>You cannot delete a post this old.
Cock in my hole, woah oh, cock in my hole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzM7Gk4Ec5g Shit name for a band but the songs good
>we'll release the fixture tomorrow>clubs releasing info on their last 2 H&A matches the night before.Seriously?
cockdicking lawyer
>>157163505huh
>>157163507but enough about your mums job
>>157163517Blues, Cats, Hawks & Collingwood have confirmed their R23 & 24 fixtures, so presumably all the clubs know, why withhold the rest of the fixture from fans?
>>157163522
A.L.FNTHEMhttps://youtu.be/uIbXvaE39wMANTHEMLF
What's tonight's kino?
>>157163548Platoon
>>157163548Sweet Succubus Home
Who dragged this fat shit in?
>>157163548Sophia Sprinkle - The Motherload Part I
>>157163548Watching Goodfellas.
>>157163548>>157163552
A 4 year apprentice locksmith vs ozito cordless angle grinder who would win?
>>1571630472
>>157163544Out.
>>157163548The new He-man on amazon prime is pretty based
>>157163569Woke-slop
>>157163548Youtube slop
>>157163548watching a twitch vod now, will kino up some sudoku videos in bed
>>157163548Tai-Ari deshita. Ojousama wa Kakutou Game nante Shinai - 04Mujikaku Seijo wa Kyou mo Muishiki ni Chikara wo Tare Nagasu - 05Tefuda ga Oome no Victoria - 04Koukaku Kidoutai (2026) - 04
>>157163548https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD5Lc3-5iDs
>>157163239Kek I love that lil nigga
>>157163576What does that mean?
>>157163583sudoku is a japanese word but i dunno what it means
ate an enormous plate of nachos
>>157163598any thoughts
more like suckcocku
Looks like the mascot for the Commonwealth Games is a transsexual unicorn human hybrid
>>157163548rat race
>>157163602nup
>>157163602"Dios mio!"
>>157163614no ones ever said that im not sure what to say
>>157163103meant bum, right? booing's bad if the person you're booing isn't gay but is black. mitch, being greek, is considered a p.o.c (poofter, of course) and you must not boo gays, or even alledged gays. you should probably just throw bananas at him to imply his lack of stamina is due to a poor diet devoid of potassium.
resting on my laurels
>>157163181bad batch of grass going round. steer clear of the hydro, stick with bush.
deleted all my social media accounts and google accounts
>>157163660crisp me 17 years ago
Poofter is a joke of an insult
>>157163660i did this to try and forget about her
>>157163673did it work?
>>157163675no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWDtkynl1Qk
wish we had arranged marriages
>>157163694ai slop
Uhh-oh
just imagine if hawthorn were called thesaurus
There's only like 5 movies that are genuinely good
>>157163702Make friends with a Pakistani family and ask them to let you marry their daughter.
fucking a380's are so loud get the fuck away cunt fuck off
>>157163798just triangulated your location mate
>>157163801yeah sweet triangulate someone else who cares
I miss the football world cup tourists :(
Give it to me straight socialitesDoes the world open up and you have more opportunities to talk to people if I JUST don't wear earphones on public transport? Or does nobody ever speak to strangers there?
>>157163828Are you good looking?
>>157163840Unironically yes, the social awkwardness/'tism is the part that icks everyone
>>157163828>Does the world open up and you have more opportunities to talk to people if I JUST don't wear earphones on public transport?Short anwser: No, Long anwser: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.People on public transport are looking to get from point A to point B, they're not there to talk to people
>>157163854Practise makes perfect *blows you a kiss cutie* ;D
>>157163828I use PT very often and the only person who has spoken to me recently was a worthless bum who had just come out the pub in the afternoon reeking of cigarettes and booze
>>157163862Ok but get thisThe other day there were two unigfs which got on the bus and sat behind me. The thing is, one of them VERY unnecessarily had her long hair fly into my face, and I didn't even turn back to ask her wtf she was doing while they proceeded to yap about l*ve island behind me back the rest of the rideThat's GOTTA count for something
>>157163881top yarn cobber
>>157163862this is my experience too. what I have found personally is there are very few opportunities to begin talking to someone unless you're at school/uni, work, or doing some hobby together like painting or a book club or team sport or something
Outback truckers is just all women now, makes me sick
>Get into running>Start touching grass>Get too good at it>Every cute butt in front of me ends up behind me in a flash
>He's not charismatic enough to cold approach.ngmi
>>157163828People are all on their phones because there’s no one out there living in the real world… because they’re all on their phonesIn other words, no
>he's charismatic enough to cold approach yet posts on 4chan on a tuesday nightlarperalso >>157163937 is spot on, most people below the age of 30 have some form of avpd
I’m attractive enough to cold approach but got autism so just don’t even bother
>>157163910bet you're one of those weird autistic runners that race to the front silently and doesn't say anything
Norma sociable people dont like to be around angry looking men that are deathly quiet and never smile
lmao shut the fuck up you worthles cunt
>>157163937>People are all on their phones because there’s no one out there living in the real worldWhat bullshit. People are on their phones so they will be left alone and won't be bothered by other people trying to talk to them.
im unfreindable
>>157163999spastic dumbarse faggot cunt. there on there phones coz there bored, nobody gonna bother them even without a phone you fucking pig
>>157164000Same the world hates me
>>157164000Same, don’t know why you blokes even put up with me
I could read a book at the library, or just torrent it and read at home. What's the play?
>>157164034I refuse to a book read a book off a scroeen
>>157164034hanging out at tge library like sone sort of pedo
Gymnastics on lads
cunt off you deadshit spastic fuckwits
>>157164000not even coping here, friends are time and effortit's nice being alone in many ways, and keep in mind the grass is always greener
>>157164072Calm down you angry looking quiet man that never smiles
imagining all you blokes talking to the mirror
I dont talk to myself in the mirror but I have wanked to myself in the mirror
>>157164093Gay.
seems most grim death stories happen in sa
You guys practise your smile right?
Hot Australian girl came first on the balance beam
>>157164239fan of the welsh girl, me
I wonder if the olympic mens gymnastics threads are gayI remember the olympics mens diving threads were extremely gay
>>157164354They were all great, and looked great
Really, really great, womens gymnastics is fantastic isn't it?
Womens 63kg weightlifting on lads
Was promised women's gymnastics and when I turn it on it's men's gymnastics.You're all fucking poofs.
>>157164592GOTTEM
>Australian girl is rolling around on the floorRaygun sisters...?
early bird gets the worm
gymnastics is gay
>bigfooty not loadingUhh... lads?
Good morning alf
No footy today
>>157168215Footy tomorrow though
no footy the morrow.
Could go a hot chocolate
>>157168441beer it is.
Up and at 'em
glorious world leading melbourne coffee
smellbum kek
bed called. https://youtu.be/bi0odOaUdBs
those gymnasts were legal, mick
mickfaggot must die
>>157169404he's seething in cric rn
>micknonce: nooo why u report me grrr fuck reportsperg>also micknonce: help me janny, a fellow tranny! this man just posted proof of me being a paedophile rat again!
He really did break you.
the only thing broken is mickhead's mind from years of being groomed on /pol/ and vacuuming up hrt because xe is a disgusting agp rockspider
WAKE UP DUMB NEET SPASTICS
The obsession with some fuck that doesn't even exist is interesting.
>>157169666Go away devil
>>157169687nice disinformation glowie dog
micklord is tame compared to him at full power, newfags are getting exposed
>>157169749
Flaming hot cheetos have turned my arsehole flaming hot.
>no bruz>no schultz>de goey in doubtyep thinking 10 goal win for the cats
ty gallop be like>ahhh my widdle thumb>*spergout*>i didn't do anyfing wong he hurt my finga :(
Should I eat a ham and cheese toastie or poached eggs on toast, I can’t decide
afl gave shats and poothorn the easiest draw of 2026
>>157163600called his show once nglalso spoke to his dadF
>>157170028why must you always lie?
>>157170052have his dad’s number stillfinna call him one of these days ngl
>>157170057true mate, last half of the years been a fuckin cakewalk for em
>>157170028hawthorn are fucking garbage system babbysnot a serious threat
>>157170196cats schedule>the only bottom 8 teams geelong plays twice are norf and suns>double ups against fred, bane, crows and pies>port, dees and giants awayit's one of the hardest draws you dunce, which is fine because they finished second last year but your narrative is complete fantasy. don't know or care about hawthorn's draw.
>>157170052F
>port and collingwood>hardlol kekeasiest home run of the comp as well
pooey cheeks
Best place on the internet to discuss nat soc history stuff?
>>157170436nice goalpost movingyou argue like a woman or a jew
So bored and I have nothing to do or nothing interesting to post
>>157170052>>157170429
>>157170542no but steven may
>>157170576janny finna freak
>>157170542For me? Wanking again.
Went to the /news/ board, it’s all just posts about trump
>>157170620Incredible, 8 overlapping games.
Fixtures outhttps://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-fixture-2026-rounds-23-and-24-released-start-times-dates-and-venues-confirmed-for-all-matches-for-final-two-home-and-away-rounds/news-story/dfc2c959b7185afff6e0539ca508b953
oh wow the fixture thanks been waiting for this so badly
t. bottom 8 cuckstomer
>Final game of the H&A season is West Coast Eagles v HawthornYou know, maybe the whole wild card thing wasn't the best idea
>>157170737two easy wins for my swannies
only autistic people care about fixtures
>>157170737Lot of dogshit games in there. Only about 2-3 good ones for each round. Grim.
>>157170533>but they have to play collingwood and portno they are shit>g-goal post movingthe washed cunts are getting pumped first week of the finals so I suppose it doesnt matter anyway
/bane/ threepeat is inevitable lads
>>157170769so people trying to plan interstate trips to go to the footy are autistic?
>>157170851yes
>>157170769retard
>>157170737>engie and Marvel spelled out in full>Optus Stadium only listed as OSWhat did Foxtel, being a conjunction of Fox (news Corp) and Telstra, mean by this?
>>157170868meds
>>157170737Really wish they used days or put them in blocks with the day instead of using icons to say what day they were on.>Saints vs Suns Thursday night
>>157170863im right and you know it
>>157170891super saturday and the sunday ticket are nationally known logos champ
>>157170769>>157170911Autists don't care because they can watch whenever.Normal chads don't want their games on Friday/Saturday night as they're out fucking tinder sluts.
>>157170933you are stupid as fuck
>>157170929Had never seen them before and won't see them again.
>>157170949im right and you know it
>>157170737
Air fryer steaks for dinner
My butcher's got this deal on dick slicing and dick bning knives. Mickylad, you want me to ship some to your local dan's? Belco? Dickson?
>>157171156Loved knives like that from back in the day. Great for filleting fish.
>>157171156>dick slicing knifeso a rock?
>>157171212no way he'd be willing to license the abo's IP, they'd only piss it away with him anyways.
>>157171181my butchers are dead set wog legends.
Are butchers tradies
>>157171249yes they are technically
>>157171083No microwave, champ?
having spent last 40mins looking for an all black micro SD card in my 8.5/10 for cleanliness and lack of clutter 2br place, why THE FUCK are they so small, and unable to be located by an app, or a doodoodeedoot or whistling or somerthing?
Feeling some diarrhoea brewing.
>>157171311>Not putting some gold markings on itgrim
>>157171319I'll have u know I'm mr mark everything; I work in the dark about 60% of the time, own heaps of cool, exy stuff, cunts can be lightfingered and also I just do rego shit. but I rarely use these. and ofc the 1 time I do, 1 went wokkabowt. typical lil black cunt. found it btw.
>>157171311get a dedicated sd case, or just use an empty pack of tictacs or some shit
>>157171281How am I getting a nice crust in a microwave?
>>157171355I don't want to talk about it, champ.
>>157171355I just don't shower for a week if I want a crust.
Give Harley the Captaincy.
>>157171404Doesn't have the personality or maturity for it.
>>157171412He can grow into the role. The responsibility will make him more mature.
>>157171428Or it overburdens him, he stagnates, and the team isn't given sufficient on-field or off-field leadership.
>>157171404The West is turning on him (see the article about them saying all his frees against were legit) since there's a new Reid in town.
Really should get out of bed
>>157171451They will rue this mistake. Thinking jumping on the freo bandwagon because they are up and about is porfitable. They'll find out that supporting flagmantle comes at a cost and when they come crawling back to the iggs for access the iggs will make them realise their mistake.
>>157171452me on the left
>>157171497Iggs have been shit for a decade, m8. All the Igg supporting boomers have died off or are locked up in a Thai prison.Fremantle rules WA now and the next 50 years.
>>157171508You see I'm old enough to remember previous fred boom bust cycles. Young fella's like you will have to learn the hard way and get crushed after putting your faith in the purples.
>>157171451Just some context the guy that saying his free's against were legit is a former wafl umpire.
>>157171404that'd be ginbey
>>157171520>bust cyclesThat was because management went full retard and put Ross Lyon in charge. If Mark Harvey was still in charge the bust would've been avoided.Now with Longmuir it's a constant boom. When WA talent wants to come home they'll pick Fremantle and it'll be a 20+ year boom Geelong style.
>>157171530>ACKTSHULLY, they were frees by the letter of the law.And the 500 other times a game they're ignored???
>>157171538W.A. lost State of Origin for a reason. Iggs will make the quiet play of taking all the vic country talent.
>>157171545
>>157171552>Being a feeder club for GeelongThat's a choice. Hopefully you at least train them right.
Harley is going to put this team on his back and by sheer will power and Chad aura take the iggs the promised land. Some mopey lanklet coach and a little boy like murphy doesn't get you premierships everyone knows this. We've seen it with Sydney multiple times over.
>>157171579Yeah mate recruiting Ben Cousins was a mistake we should have let Geelong keep him.
>>157171586It's a lot of steps to hold the premiership cup and a spastic like Harley can't even handle one.
>pov: you're a wageslave in australia
>>157171568If you wrote a story about a dim-witted monk that inadvertently brought down his entire religion this is the face of that dimwit.
Vote Harley as Captain a step in the right direction.
>>157171600>Get your players hooked on drugs so they keep coming back to you for their next hitThat's certainly one way to retain players.
>>157171606How are people not just either giving up or going postal?
>>157171620>One Nation predicted to win the Victorian state elections despite not having a leader or any policiesThey kinda are going postal desu.
Imagine selling out your own people to Satan, wbm. God scattered the people for a reason.
Not that half these people were part of Babel but you get what I'm saying.
>>157171620oversocialised lemmings
>>157171606>5:54Is that am or pm?
>>157171606*officecuck
>>157171855>Not carrying your hammer set on a train
>>157171863speak for yourself
>>157171606gee whiz they are in ballarat and every morning invade melbourne from there?
garn preserve my vril lads*waits at bus stop*
port are winning the flag next year
>>157171896without Georgiadis? makes sense
>>157171903whitlock will have a strong offseason and will kick enough to win the coleman. he will be the first coleman ever for port.
>>157171903Where's Georgiades supposed to be going? He's got one more year on his contract.
>>157171896Losing ButtersRozees body is shotGeorgiades going back to Perth in 2 yearsAnd story today is that JHF considering going to Tasmaniapoort will fold before they win another flag
>>157171629stop bringing up viccoid politics you pozztorian cuck
>>157171923>And story today is that JHF considering going to TasmaniaAnd where exactly is this story?
>>157171923JHF couldn't make it one year at Norf and now people think he's going to go to Tassie? I don't see it happening. Tassie will have a lot of money but so will Port with Butters going, and even more so if Georgiades doesn't re-commit too. Sounds like his manager just trying to secure a few of the extra shekels becoming available in a lucrative extension for JHF.
>>157171923butters is not essential to the teamrozee will be fine after a preseasongeorgiades is fucking terriblejhf is not leaving except maybe cross-town to adelaide and that is still unlikely you know
>>157171950you know nothing about shit*went back and edited something and forgot to finish my post like an idiot
>>157171957Im right and you know it
>>157171950I always thought rozee was overrated and only made captain because hes a pretty boy and good for business
>>157171967rozee isn't the best player in the team but he's pretty good at getting ball and can go forward, port definitely could have won a few of those close games if he was able to burst forward and kick a few
>>157171980>Used to be a midfielder>Ended up being too slow and shit for it>Hide him in the backline>He's now the captain>Try to play him in the middle to lift the team's spirit>His leg explodeskwab
>>157171920collingwood, gold coast if king bails
beep boop
>>157171986he used to be a forward and then built up enough of a tank to play midfield seemed good for like half a season then got broke they fixed him and made him captain then he broke again because he's not built to play midfield
Im wogiades matcome by some frood from my mum and dads frooda shob mat
>>157171993Collingwood have absolutely nothing to trade for Georgiades. Port would just keep him another year.
not interested in what you stupid faggots are discussing
Whats the weakest captains names ladsrozee has to be up there
>>157172008fuck off to aus/pol/ then you blow-in scum
Nick "legendary genius monster" Daicos
you blokes see that geelong cats football club are replacing members tickets with facial recognition
I hope Georgiadies doesn't come to my iggs.
>>157172012Big mistake making rozee captain looks like the school bully instead of captain material.
sydney fc vs tottenham tonight in a friendly
>>157172018loosh, jobe and woggiadis is a pretty intimidating tall forward trio. not that i'd trust mcquarterpounder and whoever the forward coach will be to get that connection with the mids right so it functions
>>157172013Crisp
https://www.afl.com.au/aflw/news/1571638/her-partner-may-be-a-selwood-but-in-ireland-aflw-player-sarah-rowe-is-the-famous-name>HER PARTNER may be a member of one of Australia’s most famous football families, but it’s Sarah Rowe who gets all the attention in Ireland.Think she's positioned herself where she gets a share of the will when the inevitable happens.
>>157172057wow super interesting thanks for sharing
FIENDING for a nap
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbRG26uOLRT/
>>157172086based nanza
>>157172036So what we can watch georgeiadis squander more gettable shots than waterman? Georgeiadis has a worse goal conversion rate than waterman the reason it's not seen as a big deal is because georgaidaisiaisdis has always been a crap kick where as waterman was pretty reliable.
*bangs hammer*
>had tradie round>I'll send the invoice, mate>never hear from him againDumb tradie all right.
>>157171920Early retirement. He's had like 10 concussions.
>>157172086meant fap
>>157172117is tradie round related to abo round iykwim haha
mickpoof
>>157172086Literally me. I must be sleeping like absolute shit lately because I'm tired for basically half the day until getting a second win around 9pm.
>>157162938Seems unlikely
>>157172144youve got severe sleep apnea
when you were a kid did you have sherrin (or burley for our sandgroper friends) footballs or were your parents tightarses and made you kick around a lyrebird or kmart ball
>>157172151Prove it.
>>157172158Sherrin in team colours which was made of plastic? Rubber?It had those grippy bumps on it like you find on American footballs.
>>157172168Heard you snoring from here, champ.
>>157172168let me inside
I've never been able to nap during the day. I'll feel tired but just lie there with my eyes closed for an hour or two but sleep never comes.
>>157172158never kicked a footy in my life
>>157172182based aus/pol/ blowie
>You have sleep apnea so you have to wear this thing that looks like a jet fighter's mask while you sleep forever>Isn't there any other alternative treatment?>Nope!
>>157172182based paraplegic
>>157172117found another job that gets more money for less effort, he’s already completely forgotten about you. he and his ilk know nothing but transaction and exploitation
>>157172174heaps of boys had those at primary school. most were either kicked on the roof or stolen
still have my east perth footys around somewhere. they were always giving them away to clubs or at royals games. i've got about 6 of them
>>157172229go perth btw
>>157172117Customer service is just a bonus with tradies. Most aren't enterprising at all in that regard and frankly most don't need to be, the work comes regardless.
Why don't you blokes just get a job
>>157172202
Im a plasterer with 2 apprentices and cleared 210k last year and 35k from cash jobs
>>157172246tell someone who gives a rats arse fuckwit
>>157172246>245 / 3 = $81,666Congrats on clearing minimum wage while being a dodgy cunt.
>>157172246*be's knocking on your door*
>>157172247just did
>>157172239i get rock hard thinking about raygun's hairy vagina and milfy body
Love taking me hammer to drywalls when boomers don't pay the bill.
>>157172251thats cleared for me after expenses, apprentice wages and tax>>157172253Been audited heaps no problems
>>157172239
>>157172246coupla cash jobs and a few beers haha bloody ripper how's the misso?
>>157172246crisp, godspeed fella. van, ute or truck?
biz idea: footy frenzy footy every night
>>157171345i own 3 of them. 1 live in fone, 1 9i chopped and threw out earler and the third little elder past, present and miniscule is now inna dreamtime pretending to be a raspberry pi 3B or wheatever . I've named it Bobby Hill. and as a nod to clever clogs >>157171319 I used some gold nail polish to distinguish him from rest of his mob ay. nail polish is better than sharpie or posca pen. doesnt smear/age/fade off. great on tools.
the humble buttery scrambled eggs for dinner :)
>>157172288I miss the pandemic and lockdowns
>>157172281Bike
>>157172289nail polish is great for anti tamper marking as well
>>157172295crisp klaus schwab
>>157172302care to elaborate?
Blokes who grab their girls arse in pictures are so performative
>>157172281got 2 utes for work a 4wd for camping and the beach and the missus has a little rav4 cheers mate. Got a regional hospital contract so that pumped the business and been working around here for 15 years so got a good rep
Tonight's kino: Fuckerman
>>157172305same function
>>157172158I had sherrins and burleys
>>157172313>utes for work>Transporting plasterboard by uteNice roleplaying as a tradie.
>>157172158I had a lyrebird
When did good tissues become so expensive? I just want to blow my nose and occasionally my load and I don't want to have to use 4 at a time just to do it.
>>157172319can see what you mean, don't need a tradie licence to buy nail polishfeels like i need a licence just to click that thumbnail
>>157172329Covid.
lyrbirds were good for toughening your feet. spending all afternoon kicking torps on your bare feot with that rock hard footy served you well when saturday came around and you had to do it with your ill fitting boots
>>157172325Plasterboard gets delivered to site and the smaller jobs they fit on the ute/s. You dont know what youre talking about
>>157172335That whole fucking scam literally crashed the world.
Most ute/pickup owners are larpers or idiots, vans are almost always better in every way, objectively.
catch me outside how bow dah
>>157172343>Can't do the plastering today, it rained on my ute
>>157172329>>157172335iktftissues and tp (well basically all products) used to be way cheaper, covid fucked everything
>>157172356looked up this bint the other day. fucken hell shes grim looking
The virus did nothing, it was the authorities’ and powers’ response to it.
>>157172356>>157172363That ugly bitch made $57 million from onlyfans. The world is so broken.
>>157172370at least we’re not speaking german though
I dont think I ever got covid because I was a giga neet incel shut in before during and after the whole situation
>>157172357youre a dumb cunt
>>157172363She has cancer
Its up>>157172383>>157172383
>>157172380so does anna faithmight be a correlation between being a teasing slut and getting cancer
>>157172374Most people that knew they had it only realised because they shoved a giant cotton bud up their nose and dipped it in a solution. Had the test not told them they wouldn't have had a clue.
>>157172351stupid deletion
>>157172311blokes who use performative in conversation about how other blokes treat their girlfriends tend to never have girlfriends, or friends or working jaws if they say it often enough .
