acceptance >>157161002
GAYpan
>>157164610lol Cal Raleigh is having worst decline in baseball history
dodgers
>>157164634Ever since that video of him talking about fucking horses, and then soon after fucking a horse
>>157164634all he had to do was shake that one dude's hand...
>>157164632rape whistles are available at the gate
>when i make a good post but don't realize there's nu>>157164632
>>157164634>white boys after they try ackin' hard one time
Aaron Fudge and JizzWhom is the fault for this...IT WAS WE'RE NEVER LOSING AGAINIT WAS WE SWEEPIN' THE POST SEASONIT WAS WE'D BEAT EACH PLAYOFF TEAMIT WAS THE JAYS ARE SO CHEATIN'
Just think about it
>>157164651>>157164632he can't hurt me anymore
>>157164634Interestingly he is only third worst in WAR change as Bryce Harper in 2015 dropped off very hard
>>157164634Is his ass really that big? Or did his buddy who gave him the nickname just enjoying pounding his ass and in doing so gave him the "Big Dumper" nickname?
>>157164643It also came out that Naylor stabbed a guy so badly he lost feeling in his hands permanently. And somehow M's fans want people to feel bad for them and their team of unlikeable players.In contrast, the Dodgers are full of humble sportsmen with an equally educated and gracious fanbase that make it easy even for people across the world to cheer for us.
>>157164746ohtani allows us to dream
>>157164746>In contrast, the Dodgers are full of humble sportsmen with an equally educated and gracious fanbase that make it easy even for people across the world to cheer for us.This except my Washington Baseball Nationals!
>>157164753Why are we not calling him "Brotani" as a nickname? I think that could be fun
>>157164746I was going to make a post here a few months back, but the Mariners are secretly one of the most toxic teams but no one cares because they suck.
>>157164772why use Brotani when we have>sogay>sogay Ohtranni>Ohtranni>Walktani>Ohgambli>squinty eyed Babe Ruth
>>157164779seattle is reddit: the city and they are all engaged in the perpetual larp that their team is nothing but wholesome frickin chunguses
>>157164793why use any of those when we have>OH HERRO PREASE A MISTAH DODGERS MAN, MAY I PREASE A SUCK YOUR CAURK? HERRO MISTAH BASEBARR PRARER, I HIT HOMERUN WIFF BASEBARR BAT, RUN AROUND BASE, IS GOOOD!That's how you sound right now, jackass
The Brewers (and to a lesser extent The Rays) having as good of a season or better as the Dodgers, much less other high payroll teams, is proof the MLB is balanced despite payroll discrepencies. What matters more is creating a culture of excellence.
>>157164818I sound like this irl
>>157164753
Guys, I freaking love the Seattle Mariners
>>157164844no one's perfect
>>157164844>guys, my wife's new boyfriend lets me watch!
>>157164218>>157164280BAD morning, at least the series will be played at a proper time for a change>>157164418>>157164313Miller to the M's SOON fellow Dipototriots.
today my berds will defeat the cubs
>>157164779>>157164746>>157164812Thanks for trying to cheer me up fellas but the season is over.
Cow Rowwy :(
>>157164863source?
>>157164876I made it up
>>157164898based
>>157164863Funny, because my NATS are going to beat a team of differently colored berds.The Toronto Blowjays
its uphttps://www.mlb.com/news/squirrel-on-the-field-at-comerica-park-causes-chase
>>157164933i think you mean the pooronto sanjays
>>157164939I'm gonna wait for the jomgoy lip reading of the squirrel, personally
>>157164939Why are they always black?
>>157164820you can say that, but the Dodgers are winning rings and the Brewers/Rays aren't
>>157164820more like culture of chokecellence (they have no rings folks, look it up).
>>157164939Mariners legend Leody Taveras nearly snagged that one hopper!!
>>157164820My thought was always that money can get you to the playoffs but it takes things that are less tangible like cohesion and clutch to win playoff series'. Then the mets came along and showed that even with money, you can still be retarded.
Peff bros.... it's up!https://youtu.be/A9IVwqVHiXk
>"I love the hustle and bustle of the big city, ew flyovers"Ok, good for (You) I guess.
>>157164634zoowee mama it ain't lookin good
>>157165000deboonked by lead pipes
>>157165048>you now remember cesar izturis
A city slicker just flew over my house!!
>>157165080problem?
>>157165080And I'll do it again.
>Curtis Mead exits Red Sox debut with left wrist contusionhttps://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/49466895/curtis-mead-exits-red-sox-debut-left-wrist-contusionHey Washington, we weren’t actually serious about trading away Connelly ahaha. I mean it was a joke, we were kidding, you didn’t think that was an actual trade right haha. Just let us know once you’re all set with him and we can have him back.
>>157165216No refunds you Fenway faggot.For real tho I wish we hadn't traded Mead, he seemed like a cool guy. I hope Early can do something for us because our bullpen sucks ass
>>157165048TOMOHIRO OHKA MENTIONED
>>157165291I can't spell or remember names anymore.
You now remember Rafael Furcal.
>>157165321he won a world series with my cardinals
>>157165321I never forgot him, I'd get constantly reminded of him when the Dodger announcers would say "For Call". You now also remember Cesar Izturits and Jeff reboulet
>>157165246Trust me, he will. We had too many LHPs so I guess we had to offload somebody, Connelly never had any troubles with us. Hopefully Curtis makes a speedy recovery, otherwise Anthony Seigler isn’t too shabby of a replacement player.
>>157165321I actually don't. I really don't you fucking piece of shit. Fuck you
As a Dodgers fan I don't recognize more than half the names in this thread. Can we keep the discussion more topical please?
>>157165420paul lo duca. now there was a dodger
Oral Her Schizer
>>157165321Rafael Furcal, 2003:>194 hits>35 doubles>10 triples>15 HR>.292 AVG>25 stolen bases>130 runs>294 total basesA solid, reliable, run-creating machine many would say
I'm a Dodgers fan and I think the Cubs are winning the World Series
>>157164983sorry, I'm too busy gooning to watch this
>>157165430Him and Beltre on the Dodgers were my favorite players as a kid. Lo Duca ended up being a Juicer and Beltre's best season as a Dodger was coincidentally his FA year so he got paid in Seattle or whatever. Fuck that gay era.
For me it’s the backdoor slider
>The Peoria Pocketwatch Incident was a purported baseball controversy said to have occurred during the 1894 Western Interstate Base Ball Association season between the Peoria Rivermen and the Terre Haute Hoosiers. According to the apocryphal account, Peoria player-manager Horace "Hob" Dilling halted play in the seventh inning after accusing Terre Haute pitcher Ephraim "Clockwork" Coyle of timing his windup with a jeweler's pocketwatch hidden inside his glove, allegedly violating the game's "natural rhythm." Although no such rule existed, newspapers were later said to have embellished the dispute, claiming spectators threw alarm clocks and church sextons rang nearby bells in protest. Modern historians regard the entire episode as fictional, noting that none of the players, clubs, or league records can be substantiated.>The legend further claims that league president Silas P. Weatherby convened an emergency rules meeting in Indianapolis, where delegates debated whether timepieces constituted "mechanical coaching devices." Testimony supposedly included statements from a local watchmaker, two telegraph operators, and a horse that became startled during the original game. The meeting allegedly concluded with the adoption of the so-called "Two Rooster Rule," requiring clubs to begin any disputed inning only after two independent roosters crowed, ensuring that no player could manipulate time through artificial means. No evidence of such a meeting or rule has ever been discovered.
>>157165394No, but really, look at this cocky red berd coming to destroy your fragile ego with a look. I love this image so much.
>>157165519The Os bird mogs that faggy DEI red bird
>>157165519>>157165546I'LL ASSFUCK BOTH YOU BITCHES!
stupid ducks
>Fucks your bitch>doesn't elaborate>leaves unannounced
>>157165546that's the alternate cardinals logo though
Manfred you fucking tease.
>>157165546>>157165596Smug M's Berd got ya seethin'?
No one can compete with smug bird
I work a 12 hour shift at my new job where two people have quit already.
>>157165685>>157165658>>157165596>>157165546Who here /like the duck/core?
>>157165720Duck bros run this genny
>>157165462the team was cheap then. it was the beginning of when McCourt was beginning to show his true colors.
peff jassan
>>157165802The greatest enemy of the orange ducks
>>157165720>>157165731O yeah
This really is the end times isn't it?The 2027 lockout is the metaphorical hell.
>>157165720/we/ aren't just worldwide
They should hire /mlb/ posters as scab players if there's a lockout
slopminders - the arby's cheesesteak is actually pretty good
>>157166036Can I be a scab usher instead. I like the idea of being the troll under the bridge
>>157165546>birdits a duck (which are mammals)
>>157166052We need you to bat cleanup
>>157166059We ain't scoring skip
cleanup bunter
>>157166036>They should hire /mlb/ posters as scab players if there's a lockouthalf of /mlb/ posters are former players so that would make sense
Looks like a duck, quacks like a duck
>>157166069yes anon, a baltimore oriole is a bird. but thats real bird. the orioles mascot is not a real bird. its a fictional duck. get a grip
>>157166079I stopped playing after coach pitch
lets agree to call a spade a spade
Isn't a duck a type of bird? Can't everyone here be correct?
>quacks in your path
>>157166105>>157166104>>157166080>>157166069>>157166055>>157166035Damn CHUCK, you SUCK and FUCK, gimme that DUCK before you GLUCKY-GLUCK!
I'm just going to autohide every post that contains the word duck.A "duck filter" if you will.
This is a duck
>>157166105All birds are ducks but not all ducks are birds
>>157166123>the long island ducks of baltimore
>>157166112They don't quackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAAz-dC4tmU
Discussing an NHL team in genny should be a bananable offense desu
>>157166129$7,000 a month on supplements when he was in Japan
>resd
Why is a duck so smug? It doesn't make sense
>Chase Bum
>>157166187You tell me
>>157166199Based birb
I think the Resd suck
>>157166199>the birb>smug, in control, in his element>the "Los Angeles" Trolley Dodger>afraid, panicked, trying not to get run overYeah... I know who I'm rootin' for...
>>157166199they thought they had it in the bag
>>157166199the gif is funnier
cum shitter kek
I went back to a Cubs girl dormitory last night and this was in her fridge. This much Coke can't be good for you right? It's not even Zero.
>>157166253I still remember exactly how that day went. I was playing Metal Gear Peace Walker and took a break to watch those final two innings. I even told my dad to turn the game on because something special was happening. Holy fuck was that soul crushing. I've never felt that bad over a regular season game before.
>>157166266It's ok in moderation
>>157166307inb4 cusb seethe
PCgAy kek
Let's give the Cubbies a chance
>>157164610Kike Returns today
>POODRES
>>157166388>Kike>post ends in 88Cool it with the antisemetic remarks!
here's the reality of things, doggie doos, and it looks pretty good>trade deadline>teams looking for upgrades>dodgers #1 and will be getting back kike amd diaz in the next two games>snell like a week>glasnow should be back laterother teams would kill for any of them, but dodgers are just waiting for them to come back to the line up. they should only trade for skubal if the opportunity is there and maybe a catcher. guys like call and lauer haave become more expendable and other teams might reach out for them
no one cares doyerpaco
>>157166429I'm not sure if we can beat the Cubs even with all of them
>>157166438this is the dodgers. everyone cares.
>>157166429Also Will Smith, who was the second best NL catcher last year
>>157166283Oddly enough, this may have saved the dodger season. They were on a skid when this happened and turned it around after
skubal to the doyers
>>157166536many are saying this
#SaveDaMariners
>elly de la poos
I could go for a poundin
>>157166564Trust the plan.
destroy all bird teams
"Shut it down"
Apparently the Mariners have never won a game at Dodger Stadium and haven't won a game vs them in 1,926 days.
>>157166653/we/ are due
>>157166637me on the right
>>157166664
The Reds are coming back!
i miss the cleveland indians
Detroitnigger heremy twitter feed is loaded with people talking about trading SkubalI don't watch baseball, but I generally know the situation:playoff's are possible but not looking goodthey can get a lot for trading skubalif we hang on to skubal, we have to resign him for big money soonpeople say it all hinges on whether Detroit can make the playoffs, but what I'm wondering is how much having a star player helps from a business standpoint?assuming we miss the playoffs this year and every year of Skubal's potential future with the Tigers, how much more does he bring in in ticket sales/tv deals/concessions?would paying him enough to keep him on the team lose the team money outright, or is it only the opportunity cost of what we could trade him for?does anybody have a theory on what star pitchers bring in to an MLB franchise, monetarily?
mets gayves postponed, doubleheader tomorrow
>>157166732What is this? A RED ALERT?!! lol
What is this country coming to?So much anti-billionaire rhetoric these days as the lockout approaches, but the reality is that without their philanthropy there would be no MLB in the first place.>>157166808His fate as a Dodger is sealed so might as well get what you can.
whos that random player from your team's past no one remembers but you
bootlickers rise up
>>157166889Derek Jeter
>>157166814I think I could keep her entertained during a rain delay, if you catch my drift
>>157166896if he played out his career on the pirates this would actually be true
>>157166910pirates are lowkey a great team this season and are 2 trades away from securing wc3 regardless of how other teams perform
>>157164634what the fuck is his problem
>>157166889Hyeseong Kim
>>157166896I had a dream once that I was at some sort of event and Derek Jeter was there. I guess I was trying to impress people so I was acting like I didn't know who he was, and he called me out on faking that I didn't know who he was.
>>157166889For some reason Nate McClouth was my first guess
>>157166948one of the worst nightmares i ever had i was playing outfield for the yankees. the ball kept coming to me and it was so bad. it was funny too before the game judge was in uniform like showing me around the stadium, and im pretty sure it was an away game so not even at yankee stadium
>>157166889I remember Hector Luna. I also remember Tom Herr.
need baseball
sneed baeball
>>157166996>AUSL over>WPBL hasn't started yetGrim...
>>157167032Have you seen the girls in the WPBL? They look like dogs.
>>157167032>AUSL>Athletes Unlimited Softball LeagueI thought AUSL was some Aussie shit no one watched for the longest time
>>157166948>>157166971Legitimate question for /mlb/ general: If you had a time machine, what baseball moment would you want to travel to? Would you want to see Babe Ruth call his shot? Watch Ty Cobb and Honus Wagner square off in the 1909 World Series? Be a part of the crowd for Disco Demolition or Ten Cent Beer Night?Personally, I'd want to visit the Yankee Clubhouse during the 2000 World Series. I can just imagine Mariano Rivera walking up to me. He takes my face in his powerful hands and shoves his tongue down my throat. As my knees turn to jello, Derek Jeter approaches from behind and undoes my belt. My pants hit the floor as Mariano lowers my head towards his twitching member. As I bend at the waist to take him in my mouth Derek enters me from behind, slowly pumping deeper and deeper inside of me. Before I know it I'm being spitroasted by two future Hall of Famers, and the fun is just beginning!Jorge Posada and Bernie Williams both enter the room, and as luck would have it they have two rock-hard cocks and I have two empty hands! I stroke both of them as I get pounded from the front and back, Derek starts to jack me off although I'm already nearing a prostate orgasm. Time passes far too fast and suddenly everyone reaches simultaneous release; my face is coated with cum, hot jizz races down my throat, and my ass feels that familiar wet warmth inside. As I collapse from pure orgasmic bliss, I'm transported back home, left with nothing but memories.
I'm a boy! A Bandits boy!
>>157167075For me, it's the Chicago Ass Bandits!
>>157167065Is this how someone ends up shitting cum?
>>157167075YWNBAM
>>157167075>>157167086>>157167090
Fire Philly's head coach (again.) Thoughts?
>>157167101Get boycotted you cat lady freak
>>157167065I actually treated the question legitimately and thought of my answer before I read the rest. dammit
>>157167125How is the rest of it not legitimate?
>>157167125You can still give a legitimate answer. Whenever I post that copypasta, there's usually a couple people who post real answers and it triggers some relevant discussion
>>157167065Most heterosexual Yankees fan
It's a tie game in Cincinnati!
>>157167220You're going to jinx it :(
is anyone making a move for steven kwan?
morning
>>157167248I tried to but he said he's straight
>>157167248>>157167265i watched one video of kwan answering baseball trivia questions and the dude almost talks like a valley girl. it's weird
>>157167264Based early riser
early in the morning risin' to the streetLIGHT ME UP DAT CIGARETTE AND I STRAP SHOES ON MY FEET
>>157164610the goal into overcoming limitations is to first come to acceptance with them, to understand them and only then can you improve.
I knead it...!
>>157167324knead what?
>>157166889Tim Spooneybarger
>>157166653>Apparently the Mariners have never won a game at Dodger StadiumUMMMM ACTUALLY
You have to be pretty sick in the head to follow a full season of baseball, right? It eats up over half the year plus you have an offseason full of rumors and predictions. >>157167374Now that was a team.
Why is california so terrible at football?
>>157167380I watch or listen to probably 155+ of my teams regular season games. When they aren't playing I will often listen to local sports radio and I enjoy reading books about baseball in my spare time. A/S/L???
Why are flyovers so bad at watersports?
>Michael Phelps is from Baltimore, Maryland, and was raised in the nearby neighborhood of Towson.east coast GODS win again
>>157167380They would mog this club
>>157167429like piss stuff?
>directly implies that baseball isn't fun
>>157167449based phelps appreciator
>>157167560
>>157167565neat but I don't care much bout cool runnings
>>157167565literally me
>>157166814I guess I’ll just play Elden Ring tonight
>>157167272baseball players have the weirdest voices sometimes
holy mutt
>>157167685>>157167272tik tok dialect
>>157167677I can see the folds of her labia
>>157167565He's just like me!
>>157167677This is really unattractive.
>>157167677This is really attractive.
Please afill me
>>157167677gross, pee comes from there
The best part of being a Dodgers fan is that when someone asks me how the game went, I can simply respawned with one name>Yamamoto. Ohtani. Roki. Mookie. Muncy. Freddie. Smith. Kike. Teo. Pages. Call. Rojas. Kim. Edman. Glasnow. Snell. Treinen. Klein. Sheehan. Vesia. Dreyer. Rushing. Turner.and it's understood.
>respawned
>doyerpaco ESL ramblingssent from his android smartphone while on the job cutting the lawn of an indian immigrant
>mfw i respawned with one name to collect my precious medals
>>157167859every contractor or laborer I know avoids the Indians because they're cheap, retarded scammers
>>157167751Proof?
# of indians who own major league sports teams in america : ?# of hispanics who own major league sports teams in america : ?per capita metrics?
>>157167859>>157167871Indians as a demographic earn the most on average. They are the most educated and skilled and have deserve every pizza their wealth.
>>157167872That's a man
Who's ready for Gerrit Cole's perfect game?
>>157167883Fuck off rajesh
>>157167871>doyerpaco has deep insight into the lawncare market of southern californiacan't make this shit up kek
>homestand vs rockies and jints right as the chadres are getting hotsounds like a fun week for my chadres to rise in the standings
They earn all this money yet only shop at discount clothing stores
>>157167908
Luis Castillo mentioned on MLB Network's MLB Tonight National Pregame Show
>>157167883Actual Asian people earn the most. Indians think they're Asian kek
>>157167872>>157167895she did this skit to promote her OF (it's not worth)
There's already Indian men in NPB. Before 2040, you'll be hoping your team lands a Punjabi SS from the international posting.
>doyerpacos fuming about indiansmicrocosm of the southern california economic landscape perchance?
>>157167960lol
>>157167968yes and no, the last time I gave my thoughts on this subject I got a 3 day timeout so I'll refrain
>>157167968You're just mad their Governor is gonna be President in 2028
>>157167978this is nuts
>>157167883didnt realise uber driving and working a corner store were the two highest paid jobs in america
>>157164634KWAB
>>157167981>>157168011Nah Pete Bootyfaggot is gonna win
Pete Bootyfaggot Armstrong kek
>>157168007It's not. That's why they try to scam your Grandma 24/7
Roger Clemens always said that a baseball player's power comes from the glutes.
>>157167921I fucked them
>>157168088AIEEEEEEEEEEE DELETE THIS
>>157168109blacks love trump
agh
doyerpacos... not like this.......
Kade Anderson mentioned on MLB Tonight
i call him mr. unhittable
Please take me...
>>157168166What was his ERA in the world series?
>>157168166
>>157168166>hoff jeffman
>>157168153gay assholeshit kek
Cum Shitter kek
>braves always have to play a double header in queens so they can get sweptit's so tiresome
>>157168217Have you seen the Mets play this year
someone hit a genny sorespot
>>157168153just in time for the bats to age out :)
>Mariners have activated Rob Refsnyder from the IL.>Buddy Kennedy DFA'd.
icsamcrn
how many days until the shadow of the vastly superior NFL falls over us?
>>157168231yeah they put up 14 fucking runs last night
>>157168231Do you know how much you have to suck to make EMMA STONE look depressed?
>>157168231>i fucked over some retarded goy who had season tickets for 30 years for these seats>these clowns can't even put on a good show?
>>157168257A month from Friday after next.
>>157168257The NFL is superior 24/7/365 ;_;
>>157168257I’m out on the NFL this year. Last season put me off on it so much. Maybe permanently.
>>157168335>when the BWC a little too B
>flyover AAA homerOkay now I'm ready for him to rejoin the team.
>>157168335Caleb is a Yanks fan eh?
am I still here?
>>157168365doggie doo it for her
what are the scores
>order expensive Herrera mlb jersey>takes a month to get to my house>in that time cardinals fall off hard>Herrera gets called as an All Star at least>have had it for less than two weeks and they're probably going to trade him by the end of the weekI'd rather not elaborate on how much disappointment I'm feeling
>>157168426Doesn't Fanatics have jersey insurance?
>>157168335Bullshit
>>157168426I bought a Boston TE Party shirt the week before Aaron Hernandez got arrested
For your consideration --Yankees get = Peter Fairbanks and Liam HicksMarlins get = Yerry de los Santos and Austin Wells
>>157168437Being rigged is just one reason I’m done with it.
>mest game postponed
>>157168335how do cubs fans feel about caleb?
>62-44 vs 45-62it's a barves game
>>157168076
>>157168473>gayrat lole
>>157168437All American sports are rigged to one degree or another. The commissioners have said as much when called in front of Congress. They have said that theirs is an entertainment product and that they reserve the right to shape their product in the way they believe will result in the maximum entertainment value. And we know that they control their product through the enforcement of the rules.That means they believe that all controversy is good. They love the fact that people are talking about their sport. It is irrelevant to them whether the talk is good or bad as long as you are talking about them. It means more viewers means more revenue. So, if you think the game is rigged, and if you bitch and moan about that to your friends, neighbors, and co-workers, and those people watch to see if what you are saying is true, and those people notice inconsistencies in the application of the rules by the refs and umpires, and then they start talking about it, it's a controversy that they league enjoys and has no interest in ending.
Who's ready to watch me blow loads all over Jazzy boy's fat dick sucking lips?
>>157168524you lost paco, your seethe changes nothing
>>157168524It’s just obvious now the refs are rigging the nfl to affect the outcome for gambling reasons and also to push certain storylines. Like how when Taylor Swift started going to chiefs games it became impossible for them to lose.Buts it’s also the low quality of play and coaching and the focus on gay storylines and personalities, it’s like it has taken all the wrong lessons from the NBA instead of doing its own thing which was so successful.
>>157168487>>157168524Keep watching puppet
>beisbol pacos calling other sports rigged
>>157168569>they aren't riggedbelow karen-tier KEK
its a bad day to be winkyguards are going back to back
>>157168569Yes, of course, that's an easy toss to that rooster.
>>157168487I totally forgot this guy came out of retirement last season for no reason. Now I’m pissed off again.
>>157168585I'm 6'4" and can never experience this :'(
baseball is objectively more rigged than any other american sport due to not having a salary cap
>>157168601one day we will have 8 foot women, Elon is working on it
my guy andy P swinging at the worst pitch ever and exposing the evil doers. we all have a piece of a divine spark in us, but andy's is slightly bigger
>>157168603That doesn’t mean it’s rigged. Your team is just poor.
>>157168593He literally got up off the couch with a fat beer gut and played the supposed most difficult position in sports better than half the league. Thats how low quality the league is right now.
it's up!>he's back
>>157168616>it's not rigged, it's just predeterminedyou'd kill for an iota of relevance in the NFL but you will never have it
>>157168603 no player would agree to this. they want to get paid. your opinion is that of a pussy liberal lmao
>>157168603You didn't think it was rigged when the MARLINS knocked the Mets out of playoff contention
>>157168643>it's only rigged in the aggregate so the sport is still cleanmests gonna mest
>>157168627>team that is better on paper does betterwhat sort of commie bullshit are you trying to push with what youre implying?every team should be exactly as strong as every other team?
>>157168652You didn't think it was rigged when the Brewers had the best record
4th place doesn't get to make grand philosophical declarations
>>157168627This isn’t a local rec league, man. Some teams are bigger and have more resources to utilize than others, that’s just how it is. We’re not going to institute a bunch of rules to create artificial parity and line the owners’ pockets.
>>157168665and yet here we are
>>157168625I think I'm a Wrobosexual
>>157168684>>157168682did it hurt when those hated north west seattlies won the superbowl? did it hurt when those hated white flyovers won the natty? did it hurt when the east coast won the NBA championship?the top 3 sports in america claimed by 3 of your rivals
It's O time
>seattlies
>>157168717basedlove how White Americans won the Olympics
>doyerpaco falseflagging as the yankeeanon to try and sow discord
>america has zero medals at the commonwealth games
>>157168717she rooots for the Cardinals
>>157168763No.... NOOOOO!
>gets hit by a pitch and breaks his wrist at his second at bat in bostonlmao
>sow
>>157168764She loves American birds
>>157168764You think Kyle Leahy looked at her butt?
>>157168779nah, she's a Cards fan, and you're a cuckshe's ugly anyway, you can have her
mypirates:)bros, are we cooked?
>>157168763oh no amerisissies, our response…?
what games are /we/ watching tonight?
>>157168793Alysa is the pinnacle of American beauty
>paco seething about our liulike clockwork
>>157168793shes actually from san fran
>>157168763>>157168805>4-1
>*Proves American Exceptionalism is alive and well in big 2026*Also goes to show Asians will always be superior immigrants in this country
>hapa women win gold medals>hapa men shoot up schoolsWhy is this?
been refreshing peff’s X (formerly known as twitter) page for the past 4.5 hours now
>>157167677spiritually Israeli woman
the miami marlins are attempting to murder alec bohm live on TV.
Can we just report this fucking asshole back to Israel?
>devil rays
There should be a players poll to see what is more satisfying. Snapping your teams losing streak or snapping another teams winning streak.
>cum shitter
Philthies kek
Who can stop him?
calipacos love their seethewatching
>>157167560Why did they show his Pingus kek its inappropriate
>enter thread>it’s just retards arguing with jeetkaner about ape collide disappointed is an understatement
>>157168776it sucks but every injury so far for the sox has ended up working in their favor so maybe this will too
doyerpaco just got done mowing lawns kek
>>157168776where is roman anthony?
>>157168997You ready for Gerrit Cole's perfect game?
funny that the pirates have a Somalian catcher
>>157169014
>>157168922Judaism was a mistake
>>157169030I don’t get it
>griffin jax
What's more blue? The Rangers uniforms or the empty seats in Tampa?
>>157169040africans go apeshit over jack sparrow for some reason
Cum shitter kek
>reee i hate black people o al-ACK
>>157164842Sleep tight, Showtime!
>>157164842Does he snore in his sleep?
FACT: gloryholes should start Kremer again tomorrowfor the lulz
>>157169075Kremer is going to be sent back to Israel to mow down Palestinian children
>>157169040Somalia is the only country practicing widespread naval piracy
>>157169088>checkedthat is what they do over there
>>157167104yes
>>157169052Your balls
>>157167104what have you got against donnie baseball?
>>157165048>Jeff Coninelegendary fish
>>157169074yes but its a cute lil "mimimimi" sound
>>157165048Mike Lowell, now THAT was a ballplayer.
Has ohtani caused chicano diaspora who support the dogers/angels to identify more with their Asian amerindian roots?
The Tigers are booty blasting the Os
>>157165382His perfect game came against the doggie doos KEK
>>157169132"HONK-Shoooooo"-chads mog "mimimimi"-cels
>>157169150doggiedoos KEK!!
>>157169152im a foghorn chadsometimes hear myself as im starting to fall asleep
>>157169138https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMf5FwYk2Bs
>>157166814you should post sluggy more often. all those other girls are uggo
>>157169094hardly, they're just trying to make a living off of their coastal waters
berdnation up in this
Who's ready for Gerrit Cole's perfect game?Keep it up Texass
>>157169226Get back to work wagie or I’m busting you down to $15/hr
>>157168585How can I attain this as an average height, boring looking, brown guy?
>>157169236I got done with work earlier today flyover
ive never seen a perfect mcgame
I could live like a king on $15 an hour out here in the sticks fr
>he got off work early at the gay loser factory
rain, rain go away come again some other day
ITFCB
>>157169258He works at yankee stadium?
>>157168779her favorite is black hawk
Guys I think I'm becoming an antisemite after watching Dean Kremar pitch
are the phils really gonna get no hit by a fucking fish we need to do somethin here
fuck that jew peen creamer
tigers dabbing on the o’s today
>>157168335I haven't watched college football in a while and i'm feeling nostalgic so i'll probably watch college football instead this season.
>>157169282I hope Netanyahu bombs the shit out of Detroit for this
gerrit old coming up
o's sisters, kremer is a liability.
Where is he going?
>Dean Kremar is getting rocked/pol/ was right again
>>157169277gloryholes got a ton of value out of him without spending any money. they're unironically cheaper than what the Jewish stereotype would try to have you believe.
>>157169304If he actually gets traded to the Dodgers i'm trooning out
>>157169308He is the only guy we have left after the Machado trade. I think he was the only one to make the majors
yeah, this team will go right back to struggling for 3 runs tomorrowbut thanks for the W (hopefully) apparently based jew kremer
>>157169304Rays are making moves.
>>157169308Detroit probably paid him to blow this game
>>157169327I mean losing to the rags is certainly a move
>>157169286Then you'll bitch about how it's rigged for the SEC
>>157169325Pop bounced around for a while. Diaz might have gotten a cup of coffee. I think it's amazing Kreamer is still around. Orioles won that trade.
>>157168335what's your nfl team?
>>157169339Bruh SEC is trash now, the B1G has won it 3 in a row. (Notre Dame might also live up to their hype for once).
Going to Wendy’s. You guys want anything?
HAPP SLAPP!
>clearly a ball>taps the helmet>ump doesn't see>OutHmm
>>157169372I'll take one Wendy
>>157169372Spicy chicken sandwich, a BBQ sauce packet, and a small frosty
>>157168776>mr. cheng, it's done. i broke his wrist just like you asked.>excellent work, now they will be forced to call me back up.
>>157169372A hefty dose of assrape
>>157169014Smashing granny pussy down in Florida.
>>157169372I'd like one Minions & Monsters Meal with the Big Bacon Classi, Also add a Sonic Kids' Meal, but I only want Shadow the Hedgehog because Sonic still owes me $14 from 2006. Could you include every Minions collectible, every Sonic card, four extra napkins, and whichever employee looks the most confused can sign my receipt as 'Dr. Eggman.'
>>157169286College is even worse
>>157169347Niners but I have spent an unholy amount of hours watching football over the years. Basically TNF, MNF, Sunday ticket, redzone, everything. I, done.
8 more perfect innings for Cole!I love how our lineup without Judge still scares the shit out of these beta flyover pitchers that they give us extra bases
>>157169418Imagine hooking up with Abella Danger at a postgame party
>>157169431phwoar
>>157169431welcome to my world. I've been tuned out for over a decade and never felt better. I watch casually now and forget the scores by the next day. I never know what's going on with the standings.
>>157169431I've never gotten super invested in football but I do enjoy a nice redzone sesh on Sundays
i hate my blue jays
>>157169454is she retired? I don't remember the last time a new scene came out.
>>157169431she looks like me
>>157169454I'm unfortunately allergic to penicillin anon
What did Alek Thomas mean by this?
>>157169431Brah just watch NHL this year, since you were a 9ers fan convert to the Sharks
You have to admit, my Jazzy boy is so freaking cute!
>>157169472>811pottery
>>157169407>bad news Mr. Cheng. They just called up Nick Sogard.
I wish she was me
>>157169431just trim it to redzone and shitpost in the thread with foomble memes and player name spoofs
I love all the 49ersfags acting like they don't care about football anymore because Seattle cucked them in their house by beating the Patsies. You all rooted for the Seahawks to win. Look at you now
my boy biebs can't hit the ol' strikezone
birds getting bodied today
>>157169476imagine if ninja got a low taper fade
>>157169500this. i have an entire foomblecat folder
>Make an Early trade >immediately lose >Red Sux
Based Blowjays loading the bases and then walking Ruiz and Lile to give my NATS the lead!>>157169471Yeah so am I but it's worth the risk
what the FUCK
Jazzy boy, please, I can only get so erect
biebs what the fuck bro
good gosh
>>157169520Just pay the tariffs and this can all be over
Attaeye kekky
cj van yikes warming up in the pen
>sanjays
Easiest perfect game for Cole and the Yankees in history
expos are destroying the jays right now
Attasac petey
Bro is packing a 10 inch pipe. That's my kinda man.
is beiber on drugs?
It was benintendi is better than judge
score runs
Not a great night for the berd teams
Seiya slap!
i'm going to have a brain aneurysm
>>157169555You have that saved on your computer, lol faggot
don't worry... BRENDON LITTLE will save the game
BASED Blowgays walking 5 of 8 batters in the 1st inning>>157169549Have a (You)
Buschie Bop!
I love you back, Colesie boy. Cole is gay for me, you know.
he walked another one KEK
>>157169566On it
wtf
nats' strategy: don't swing
>walking in runsISHYGDDT
>>157169574Yes, and I have this one saved on my computer, too.
When is Cano coming back?
>
>>157169592faggot mike
I mean, honestly, you wouldn't want to get your boi hole murdered by his man meat?
why are yankees fans so fucking gay?
>>157169587>facing the top offense in the MLB>walk them so they can't score their own runs>????>Profitezpz, gg Jays we never had a chance
nu...NU!!!
>>157169606N A T S Nats Nats Nats.
>>157169610yankees have always been homo coded
>>157169610Not winning a chip in 17 years will do that. They used to be cooler, I swear.
>>157169610We aren't all gay, but we are terrified of squirrels
KEK little a dart in the dirt
I saw the nuAnd it opened up my eyes, I saw the nuLife is demanding without understanding
>>157169610>Have players on the team named jizz chisom and cum shitter >wonders why yankee fans are gay
>>157169631
>>157169610have you seen their stonewall inn plaque in monument park?
Nico slap!
>>157169653no... NO!!
/mlb/ general - ALL ABOARD edition
'spos
my cubbies :)
/nu/>>157169676>>157169676>>157169676/nu/
>>157169673loser organization
Dbags kek
