*Deschamps on August 9th 2012*>Besides performance, we will be focusing on two fundamental things: national cohesion and mentality>no more fuck arounds in this national team. any player, no matter how good they are, i feel like they're not there mentally, they fuck off.*Zidane on July 26th 2026*>so... yeahh i'm so happy to be here uwu>...and huh.... this is a child's dream come trueeee!>gameplan? philosophy? huh not now, i'm happy!>i hope we carry on what Deschamps did in terms of perfs, yeah huh... that'd be cool! haha>did i mention i'm happy to be here?DEAD. ON. ARRIVAL.
>>157166448He's going to win you the two WCs and one EURO just with vibes, ungrateful fuck. You'll see.
Lmao
ALLEZ
>>157166506basically this.no tactics, just VAMOS till we win
He managed Real Madrid to a bunch of titles with nothing but vibes, he can do it for France too.
>>157166448stfu
>>157166448Why do you lie on the internet?
>>157166530What else is needed?Coaching is a lie anywayALLEZ
>>157166448I don't know how France can win again when Spain is using their La Masia dynasty
The two coaches have a completely different starting position. When Deschamps took over, France had just finished a pretty underwhelming euros and the last world cup had ended in complete disaster. Meanwhile Zidane is taking over a world-cup semifinalist, just a completely different situation.
>>157166448>Only advice to the team is pass the ball to ronaldo>become the first and only coach to win the Champions League three consecutive timesHe exposed all the tactics chuds as frauds. At the top coaching is purely a mentality game but some people are not ready to have the conversation yet.
>>157167843did you see the fucking full press conference?
>>157166448>no more fuck arounds in this national team. any player, no matter how good they are, i feel like they're not there mentally, they fuck off.Lmao. France has been playing without a midfield since 2020, it's just pass the ball to mbappe and inshallah.Deschamps didn't even train penalties because he thought it was just luck.
Allez and just pass it to Mbappé innit
>>157166448>The Chad bald vibe manager: We pass le ball to the players and they score the goal. Voila! Any questions? Non? Allez allez! >The virgin “tactics” enjoyer coach: So.. uhm we’re gonna drop deep and pass and practice *coughs, and spills his onions milk*.
>>157166448He will clap his hands, shout vamos and, somehow, you will win anyway
I listened to Jürgen Klopp's press conference. Because he's the best at sports entertainment maybe after Mourinho
>>157166448he can barely make a full sentence. he's famously just a greedy person. expect corruption and other shady shenanigans. it'll be some grim years
>>157166448>Winning on the power of being happy is LE BAD
>>157166448>DeschampsSilver Fox>ZizouBald FraudRemember the first lesson of Sports: on average, the Bald Fraud outperforms
