D-rod fight week
Ian starched this little gang banging cholo from the hood
>>157170258HOW CAN YOU SEE INTO MY EYESLIKE OPEN DOORS?
tell me, Mike who?
I would like to introduce you mengs to my new gf, Smifs ex wife
In a shocking twist, Anthony Smith was not assaulting his wife. He was attacked by his 2 daughters.
>>157170279>we’d love it if you joined us for couples night
>>157170288talmbout bein a girl dad
What the fuck is a “D-rod”?
Has there ever been a sane woman with a shaved head? Has there ever been a sane woman?
>>157170309My (t)GF is proof of sane women
>>157170288Hope he hemd them
D-Rod doesnt have a nickname. Total. Fucking. Bum. TFB Rodriguez
>>157170317Looks like shit
>>157170306Turn off Yuor monitor
>>157170317youre dealing with a ticking time bomb sticking around that guy
>>157170337a torta's cry for help if i’ve ever seen one
>>157170265do you think getting sleemed out like that by peean would kill your street cred or is it just the fact that they don't know? or maybe they do know ball like that?
>>157170352Clinton Foundation FC was one of the stronger promotions. A lot of fighters died in their ring though, Seth Rich, and all those other training incidents.
Eye was dreenking modejos and eatin carneetas ese, now after preeson u greengos got it comeeng
The light heavyweight division is so bad.Ankalaev vs. Jiri. One has effectively removed himself from the title picture due to how boring he is despite his last fight being a finish. The other got knocked out by the 1-legged current champion.Costa vs. Rountree. One is a washed 35 y.o. former middleweight who is 2-4 in his last 6 fights at the more skilled division of 185. And this guy is supposed to be the new blood reinvigorating this division. And the other is Rountree.
Biggest vice: beating the shit out of people
TONIGHT'S FIGHTS ARE BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUD LIGHT! WHEN THE OCTAGON DOOR CLOSES AND THE ACTION BEGINS, MAKE IT A BUD LIGHT NIGHT!
>>157170258Fuck Dana
>>157170258Uros wins
my mma nickname would be "the taste"
The Ank Guskov hate is really performative, there has been boring main events, Allen vs Costa was really boring but no one cared or gave a shit, DDP snoozing a decision against the ghost of Usman was really boring, a few people gave a shit, Gooby quit against Max, people just made excuses for it
>>157170359It was a dive cazzie Dana didn't know the camera was rolling but he says something like "thanks for that dive man going to put something extra in that bag"
>>157170493holy shit it's Mark Hunt!!!
>>157170498so you're saying dana is paying him a bag to dive again against uros? i'm saying that's a plausibility but heemever we might get a drod snot rocket zeem that could prove you otherwisely
pop that pussy for mike goldberg, just like that
What do peptides do? Is it just something Joe Rogan sells or is it a thing that does something real? AI probably can explain it as well as my Indian doctor so now you guys have to explain it
>>157170616Peptides are weak steroids
>>157170616I have no idea
Tonyhasdied sucks. Vampiriclegz is the real deal.
>>157170616a ladda things, but when a bitch like bapa's wife is talking bout peptides she means ozempic b
Cholo mf gangster from the hood, D Rod throws up gang signs with his right hand and makes animal balloons with his left. He's a credit to his community.
We're livehttps://www.youtube.com/live/pm7JPbUnlMI
>>157170685didnt need to click that
lionheart bros.....
>>157170701fresh off Gamebred, wuz guud?!
we used to get apex main events like poirier vs hooker and holloway vs rodriguez
>>157170721The ufc used to fight for the troops
The PooFC has 0 stars btw
I'm attacking my family.
>>157170621>>157170661That's great and all but will peptides make me heavyweight champion of the world?
DRod looks like a guy who has been to his fair share of cock fights
Smith talking about his son "you know 5 years ago that's a winnable fight"
>>157170762You'd have to cut a lot of weight
>>157170759Someone put the burger King crown on him like Dustbin
Tim Elliot fight week
Those charges were a real triple threat
Oh no no no no…
>>157170798Why the fuck is silva above Strickland?
DRod probably getting paid $500 and a 8ball for this fight
>>157170807Prime Silva would have shit on Strickland
>>157170819/thread. someone make a new one it is all over
>>157170819You really think Silva could beat Adesanya and Chimaev?
>>157170830Strickland is Forest Griffin tier to me
>>157170837In his absolute prime yes
>>157170866Haha, no
Prime this Prime that Let's talk about overalls shall we?
>>157170871Went to a decision with Adesanya well past his prime, Chimaev looked weak against Burns, Usman and beat by Strickland who is Forest Griffin level. Prime Silva could absolutely beat Chimaev. Best striker UFC has ever seen at MW.
Anderson Silva went to a decision with Daniel Cormier up a division on 2 weeks short notice and DC is a better wrestler than Chimaev, also past his prime.
Anderson.....Silva...a fart in the wind
>>157170857That’s being kind to Shawn comparing him to a legend
Anderson Silva is just Ronaldinho without a wig look into it
>>157170837Jizzy still can't defend a right hand
anderson silva got shit on by chaelettyshitmaev gapes him, sadly
>>157170927Prime Chael beats Strickland and Du Plepis
mma math doesnt work
did y'all NIGGAS discuss smiff's domestic violins yet
>>157170927idk why ppl think armpits are a weird, they're really depending on who they belong to
>>157170943what?
Welcome to the sugar shaun show!!!
Name a good Anderson Silva win
Strickland is fucking SHITE
IT'S REALhttps://www.tmz.com/2026/07/28/ufc-anthony-smith-arrested-domestic-violence-terroristic-threats-false-imprisonment/
>>157170982Another Republican down
Name a single fighter with an impressive win
>>157170975Forrest GriffinMichael Bisping Chael SonnenStephan BonnarVictor BelfordDan HendersonDerek BrunsonNate MarquadtRich Frankin
>>157170975Franklin, Irvin, Griffin, Belfort, Maia, Leites, Sonnen, Leben, Cote, Bonnar, Hendo, Marquardt, Brunson. Its documented
>>157170943At this point, I'd take his wife to win via decision.
Anderson Silva knocked out Tyrone Woodley, beat Julio Cesar Chavez and went do a decision with Jake Paul when he was in his 50’s
>>157171006>Chael SonnenTalmbout the boxing exhibiton?
What should our boy train to NOT get manhandled?
top four is Silva, Jones, Randy, Chuck, Tito
>>157171019Beast of a peach
>>157171024Peter Thiel doesn't have security around him at all times?
>>157171019most likely the Metamoris match
Bodog dot net make your picks now
BJ Penn doesnt believe Askren survived. Im with Mr. Penn, that is not Ben Askren, and he is being played by an imposter.
I watched Chael vs Silva live freshman year of hs
What is a terroristic threat
My.indian doctor wants to put me on lexapro. Are there any fighters in the UFC that take lexapro?
>>157171111Alex a Pro? you having a stroke on your new medication
>>157171094LGBTLet’s Go Bomb Tel-Aviv
>>157171130Alexa Prosso
>>157171037Peter Thiel can't trust anybody as anybody could be the devil
>>157171094Turn off your monitor
you guys are silly goofs, why would Dana pay fighters to take dives? makes no sense at all
>>157170819would have made him look like forrest
>>157171204
>>157170819Prime silva was outboxxxed by ChaelJab Teepland would have ate his lyunch
if I was head of UFC I would make things better.So vote me.
>>157170978simultaneously the best MW ever
>>157171261You'd get made to give head to the UFCOpen wide for Daney White
if I was head of ufc I'd fix fights and slap my wife
>>157171269ok but no you're wrong>>157171274I am conceding the elections to this guy give him the chair
>>157170759doo looks like he was sculpted out of clay
dana......the contract...NOW!
>>157171314implying that doo can sign it
smif going to the judges
>>157171286
>>157171328>smiff, How do you plead?
>Shavkat's doctor says he wont return until atleast Winter of 2027
that last UFC shit card really didn't STICK with anyone did it? the absolute state of heem
McPiggy + Khadaddy loadsYou do the math.
>>157171453We get that canadians are awful at hockey. But please refrain from taking it out on /heem/
brehs... that new Lucy Mochi card
>mfw I realize the next ufc card is worse than the last
>>157171461*peeon smegwards voice*what?
>We get that canadians are awful at hockey. But please refrain from taking it out on /heem/
>>157171456You revved spammy
Smiff dindu nothin>Suspect is a white maleWait nvm he did itLol
I think wypipo are the only people who get arrested for threats or words I never see it happen to niggers they kill like 5 ppl before they ever even go to prison, rigged sport
>>157171111nice digits man
Tom ruined hw Jiri ruined lhw Goob ruined the rest of ufcit's over
>>157171509The judges rule this contest smif was attacking smif's family
Terrorist threats?
>>157171519only one man's comeback can fix it all.......El Cucuy
>>157171541threat of violence with the specific intent to terrorize someone. Doesn't mean allahu ackbar I will turtle up after I hit you, bitchwife inshallah
>>157171541Smiff threatened the Apex
>>157171519he stil has that cool channel where his retarded pa grabs spaghetti with his bare hands like an brainless savage
Smith wuold fuken kill Gerg Hardy, War Machine and Phillip Baroni. NO relation
>>157171639Could you perhaps put beans in your spaget?Then perhaps maybe.....put that in a spud?
>>157171662Gane made him retarded now
>>157171654depends on the Baroni. Are we talking BEST EVA 250 lbs hammerhouse roid PRIDE Baroni, or I'm getting KO'd 12 times in a row to support my crank habit Baroni
>>157171662Comedy button ahh
>>157171706What if his name was Mac instead of Phil lol
DRod is set to become a overnight superstar amongst the LatinX audience
This podcast Strickland did is so fucking cringe>I'M REALLY FUCKIN CRAZY DUUUUDE I FUCKIN WANNA KILL PEOPLE DUUUDE>I can't stand being around white people because there's not enough violence>I was playin russian roulette duuuuude and my girlfriend stopped me right before I fired the bullet in my head duuude it gives me chills>the devil saved my life dude I've ignored him flanderizing himself because he removed khumshot and Jizzy from my life, but this is just getting embarrassing. Fucking crybaby bitch keeps larping as the AMERICAN PSYCHO JOKAH BAYBEE
>>157171727what he make a big poo poo and go woo woo hahahahh
>>157171787strickland is cringe as fuck this is known
Strickland doesn't return carts to the cart corral and you think he is fucking playing kid? He will put a hot one in you
>>157171787"Everytime I see a revolver now I can't help but think about the game I never got to finish heh"Drickus needs to gape this guy for the third time for him to stop
IAMPOOINGITS IN THE TILL
>>157171840>POOINGI don't understand your weird lingoBut since you're using the Till, I assume you're informing us about you dropping a Schaub right now?
if strickland ever got shot for being a violent retard that attacks people all the time would we really be upset? I think not
>>157171787>I've ignored him flanderizing himself because he removed khumshot and Jizzy from my lifeStrickland is great when he has to get rid of a massive faggot holding the belt, then he becomes said faggot, it's like the fucking Lich King from WoW
>>157171832Sean would pull his gun then shoot himself if approached by THE cartnarc
Videogames caused a change in people to be savage and like watching people die -Seanathan Strickland
Sean Pussyland
*loses to you via unanimous 29-28 decision*i'm surprised i even won a round haha
Sean Strickgape
>>157171857Its an reference to EA sports its in the game
>>157171877>"wake up, lazybones. It's already over"
the feds cant keep track of all the combat or they would know darren elkins fights this weekend
>>157171890>wee woo wee woo>looks like someone forgot to keep their hands up >thats okay >try this *face stomp*
I'm going to bed to dream of a better time when Mike Goldberg was the voice of UFC>IT IS ALLLLL OVER! MONITOR HAS DONE IT AGAIN!
>just remembered it's Islam Garry for the beltwhen was the last time that ww was good?
>>157171787This podcaster navy seal guy keeps saying to Sean "ya know, people like you", then first descriptor he brings up is getting molested and Ssean doesn't react at all. It's happened 3 separate times now and I genuinely don't understand why Sean lets people say he was molested and gaped by his Dad, even though he himself has never insinuated that.
KILL nurullo aliev
>>157171921It's been mostly cursed. For a very short period when Robbie was champ it was exciting, then Woodlet fucking weemed him in the first round and never tried to be explosive after that. I still remember all of /heem/ calling him based blood orc and picking him to win ez. What a terrible day and what a terrible championship record that WW has had since
>>157171934>Rory is one year younger than fucking Belalwhat could've been
>I thought youd be…>more active
>>157171949I'm still under the impression that Rory, Condit, and Robbie all wasted eachother and that's why they all had a yuge downfall after.Rory got laid and found Jesus though, so he could never be a canadian psycho again regardless.
The Leon era was legendary
>>157171974talmbout THE Peeon Smegwards b?
>>157171968he probably searched fulfillment elsewhere given the disappointment in mma, still I look at all the other cunts that fought for the belt after him and I know that the sport hasn't improved or if it has (Islam and Ian) it's boring as shit >>157171974for my sleep cycle. So glad Prates nailed him
Who did it better?
Dale dale mondo nostraDale Dale dale Derby chouha sma3 na7ki masraL'weza ki l3ada m3ana khasra
>>157171994Heem smiley
WW just aint been the same since
>>157172033Fersure
How did this lame ass nigga heem Usmeng? How is that fair?
>>157171787Why even put yourself in that situation, b?
LEHLoving Every Heem
>>157172065Because I feel I'm the only one who will listen to it in it's entirety to relay the memes
People forget Islam is a former lightweight and Ian is a real nigga welterweight
Smiff dispatch call apparently leakedsupposedly he fired a gunoursmiff can't even heem his wife in mutual melee combat
>>157172088Unfortunately vegan thoubeit
>>157172093You mean unarmed combat you fewl
Fewl of a ting, ye?
>>157172093>mutual melee combat
>>157172103No, I don't because as we know, his wife is allotted a knife for use at her discretion, you double fuel
>>157171877Sean would be a decent enough person to return his cart
>>157172123Let's say he just forgot naturallyYou truly think if you asked him to return his cart, he wouldn't chimp out on you? He's definitely a lazybones, cuh
After seeing a fighter in the gym, sparring with them, and seeing how tough they really are, I can only imagine the level of the guys who beat them. They’re so many layers to fighting
People forget Slamdaddy is a sexy caucasBVLL daddy and PIGrry is a cuck piglet FAGGOT
>>157170683Do one for tom king of the britons and have him a sausage sticking out of his nose
>>157172136>and have him a sausage sticking out of his noseNow you're the fuel, fuck you bitch. I swear to god you're lucky I don't heem you right now, muddyfucker
Mad bitch
back up doo
>>157172128Then I would heem him myself
https://youtu.be/J77bzYpkO38?lSmiff body cam footage releasedIt's not looking good Lionheart bros...
>>157172130Yeah it's crazy that even the most boring fighter in the ufc could absolutely stunt on anyone in the amateurs whomst bodies hobbiests
I wanna post the real dispatch audio but the only person who has it is an MMAtuber WGAF CAN who keeps yapping and I don't want you guys to bully me and say not to promote my gay channel :(
>>157172172kek
Really thought that Tony would do this first. But Smiff? Really? Smiff he had a job as a desk analyst.. had
>>157172211Those legendary black genes shine through strong in this picture.
>>157172179Yup. He was 13-7, not even a knockout guy but dropped me with a liver shot on the first punch.
ganebeast has me seething all day and all night !
https://youtu.be/pAQShkajD5c?Real audioSmiff shot himself on the arm and threatened to kill himself. It was a botched suicide attempt during his birthday party.
>>157172263The calls are bad my nigga
>>157172263Fuck you for actually tricking me into listening to this. it's just the youtube saying bullshit.
Heem sucks now just a bunch of try harrs firing memes KILL YOURSELVES
>>157172382Can't wait to him to R Garry in the Cage
>>157170759This feels like something everyone jokes about but what really happened was terrible
>>157170616They're amino acids that are like stat buffs
Smiff bros we made the local newshttps://youtu.be/fztggICPgZE?
>facing up to 50 years
When are we getting the Smiff body cam kino?
>>157172382
What have I become?My sweetest friendEveryone I know goes awayIn the endAnd you could have it allMy empire of dirtI will let you downI will make you hurt
I'll win the upcoming picks
Where are you now?Atlantis, under the sea, under the seaWhere are you now? Another dreamThe monster's running wild inside of meI'm faded, I'm fadedSo lost, I'm faded, I'm fadedSo lost, I'm faded
Getting real tired of this lyricsposting.
>somali complains>doesn't createtale as old as time
mmajoey didn't recognize lee murray lmao
>>157172544jej
>smiff really had a life ruining psychotic break on his birthdays'tawlf
>>157172700we did make one but sadly some powerful people didn't appreciate it. it is what it is.
the wmma is already giving nutter vibes, calling and demanding i answer as if i'm not farting and zooting in peace waking up at midday
>>157172774told you
Smiff vs Rogers is THE fight to make. Loser gets his hog grabbed.
Head gaskets gone. Destroyed.
>>157172832Winner gets War Machine.
>>157172703Morocco could have had a champion if he didn't rob that bank
>>157172821vociferously if i may be as so bold to suggest
>>157172842>On January 4, 2017, Rogers asked a man next to his urinal stall to go into another stall for a sex act to be performed on him from Rogers. After the man declined, Rogers grabbed the man's buttocks as he was still using the urinal. The man made a quick exit and later called the police and had a written statement filed >While at the Ramsey County Jail, a former cellmate also accused Rogers of sexual assault. Rogers allegedly groped his cellmate's penis through the prison uniform pants twice while the cellmate slept. The cellmate did not call for the guards, because he feared Rogers would hurt him, describing Rogers as "the biggest and strongest dude in the jail"
Smiff legimitately looks like a piglet
>>157172842If Gooby got away with rape, Smiff can too, matter of hiring a helwani lawyer
>>157172865it's crazier they never made a goyflix or paragoy+ series on him, tom hardy looks near enough and is into combat sports, and the story is much more interesting than the smash machine
Jack Hermansson. Good Norwegian Wood.
>>157172889They didn't find any good actor to play Tito who could accurately portray the outside club scenes
>>157172875whatsnextfor posting was originally about anthony smith true story ask the 'chives
>>157172899This is a horrible video, so many things wrong with this. I pray for my Uygher brothers and sisters living amongst these animals Insha'Allah
>>157172896they should just hire tito>>157172877gooby didn't get away with it smiff needs the gable stevenson legal team
>>157172899Unfollowed and blocked
>>157172910Hamilton is a chad
>>15717254450 years!? At LEAST!?
besides the ominous walk for the pig as a powerful visual metaphor for old fighters what i enjoy in the webm is that the wmma prepares the meal from start to finish
>>157172917Classic systemic racism at play
I feel like eating sardines but I don’t have any :(
I feel like eating lobster pasta and it's on route.
>>157172917Smiff can get away with it, all he needs is to make a speech about what happened in the 80s in front of a jury, the lawyer who acquitted OJ needs to defend him too
>>157172910What a hilarious blk boy this helmeton is
>>157173009robert kardashian is dead and so is johnny cockroach your antsissy is going to get beecher'd up his bloody bum in oz by verndaddy i fear sadly
Spaghetti, again?!-Anthony Smif
>>157173069Heard it bowlth wayz in the AdebissiCord
>>157173079big simon would have smiff in a dress by sundown let's not lie
Wes Watson will welcome Smiff into the AB, maybe even give him the keys
>>157173069Kim get your phat armenian ass back to law school, finish your degree and box our boy out
CAP THISsmiff is going to attempt (and fail) an autoheem while in jail and be moved to the dingdong wing before he even sits trial
>>157173032The more I see this guy the more I like him
>>157172917>"rerroristic" threats are basically every threat ever>50 years for, let's face it, he probably beat his wife in a drunken ragewhat the fuck is the US legal system
>>157173103>Smiff will split decision himself
>on paper it should be easy to make a noose my jujitsu is strong and besides technical ability i just don't see anyway the bedsheet poses a serious threat to me
Smif was breaking her fingers one by one and said when he got to ten he was going to kill her in front of their children. That's when his wife pulled an imanari roll as cover for reaching for her phone.
>>157173114it's hard to feel sorry for smiff i unironically hope the aoife and mischlings are okay life is hard enough being related to lionheart
>>157173133Jamahal is weird. He's very thin skinned but constantly makes memes about being fat
Anthonny "The Sweltering Summer of '80" Smith
Average Joes will beat their spouse to death but pro fighters regularly go to decision. Explain that.
How do you get arrested for terroristic threats in the USA? Just yelling "I'LL KILL YOU" to your neighbour for having a loud dog?
>>157173160they take 30 seconds brakes every 5 minutes
>>157173163You don't know what he shouted
>>157173160my one neighbor years ago was being beaten by his aoife you could hear it through the pipes at night they had a kid too
>>157173163from what I understood from last thread: Yes. Literally.
>>157173167I don't, I'm asking what he'd need to do, that realistically he would do, to get this accusation.Because we yell this at each other every time on the traffic light.
>>157173163the threat has to be to cause terror to the victim, anthony killing his wife would definitely be considered a mercy kill in most western countries even usa he probably threatened to set the house on fire
>>157173172I think he probably threatened a Benoit style situation
the smiff girls are going to grow up thinking men look sound and behave like nebraska's very own lionheart
>>157173163Yeah time changed since the great era of Sadam Hussein, now every washed bum who barely made it to the top 5 rankings gets that monicker
>>157173216say what you will about saddam but he went out like a man
>>157173227
Smiff driving off a bridge with his wife in the trunk while the soothing hook from Dido plays in the background
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering whyI got out of bed at allThe morning rain clouds up my windowAnd I can't see at allAnd even if I could, it'd all be greyBut your picture on my wallIt reminds me that it's not so badIt's not so bad
Smith bros... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJjmPszlDpcIt was also on his birthday, so he probably got too wasted at his birthday befre he started attacking his family.This doo has the police dispatch audio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAQShkajD5c
>>157173254>the news can't even be bothered to look for a clip of him doing well in a fight because it's so rare
why are men so violent and emotional and retarded?
>>157173254listening rn
>>157173248Dear Jon I DM'd you but you still ain't calling If I wanted the belt I would've got him Due to an illegal knee at the bottom
>>157173254>5 minutes in and he's fucking yapping what a loser video by a loser retard shan't watch anymore, link the transcripts if you find them
>>157173273kek
>>157173254Thought Smif's wife was fat how did he miss the shot?
>Yeeuuh meng, but Dustin never tried to hurt his own family...>I wa neva do dat. smgdh. This Smiff guy's a dirtbag man..>Yo I neva like dat niga. >Plus he was never good on the desk. And we gave him a Jelly Roll sendoff?... We owe the Great Jon Jones an apology ova heaaa
>>157173300On paper he won that fight
bisping has to be in pieces
