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D-rod fight week
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Ian starched this little gang banging cholo from the hood
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>>157170258
HOW CAN YOU SEE INTO MY EYES
LIKE OPEN DOORS?
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tell me, Mike who?
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I would like to introduce you mengs to my new gf, Smifs ex wife
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In a shocking twist, Anthony Smith was not assaulting his wife. He was attacked by his 2 daughters.
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>>157170279
>we’d love it if you joined us for couples night
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>>157170288
talmbout bein a girl dad
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What the fuck is a “D-rod”?
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Has there ever been a sane woman with a shaved head? Has there ever been a sane woman?
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>>157170309
My (t)GF is proof of sane women
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>>157170288
Hope he hemd them
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D-Rod doesnt have a nickname. Total. Fucking. Bum. TFB Rodriguez
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>>157170317
Looks like shit
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>>157170306
Turn off Yuor monitor
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>>157170317
youre dealing with a ticking time bomb sticking around that guy
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>>157170337
a torta's cry for help if i’ve ever seen one
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>>157170265
do you think getting sleemed out like that by peean would kill your street cred or is it just the fact that they don't know?
or maybe they do know ball like that?
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>>157170352
Clinton Foundation FC was one of the stronger promotions. A lot of fighters died in their ring though, Seth Rich, and all those other training incidents.
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Eye was dreenking modejos and eatin carneetas ese, now after preeson u greengos got it comeeng
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The light heavyweight division is so bad.
Ankalaev vs. Jiri. One has effectively removed himself from the title picture due to how boring he is despite his last fight being a finish. The other got knocked out by the 1-legged current champion.
Costa vs. Rountree. One is a washed 35 y.o. former middleweight who is 2-4 in his last 6 fights at the more skilled division of 185. And this guy is supposed to be the new blood reinvigorating this division. And the other is Rountree.
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Biggest vice: beating the shit out of people
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TONIGHT'S FIGHTS ARE BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUD LIGHT! WHEN THE OCTAGON DOOR CLOSES AND THE ACTION BEGINS, MAKE IT A BUD LIGHT NIGHT!
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>>157170258
Fuck Dana
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>>157170258
Uros wins
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my mma nickname would be "the taste"
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The Ank Guskov hate is really performative, there has been boring main events, Allen vs Costa was really boring but no one cared or gave a shit, DDP snoozing a decision against the ghost of Usman was really boring, a few people gave a shit, Gooby quit against Max, people just made excuses for it
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>>157170359
It was a dive cazzie Dana didn't know the camera was rolling but he says something like "thanks for that dive man going to put something extra in that bag"
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>>157170493
holy shit it's Mark Hunt!!!
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>>157170498
so you're saying dana is paying him a bag to dive again against uros? i'm saying that's a plausibility but heemever we might get a drod snot rocket zeem that could prove you otherwisely
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pop that pussy for mike goldberg, just like that
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What do peptides do? Is it just something Joe Rogan sells or is it a thing that does something real? AI probably can explain it as well as my Indian doctor so now you guys have to explain it
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>>157170616
Peptides are weak steroids
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>>157170616
I have no idea
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Tonyhasdied sucks. Vampiriclegz is the real deal.
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>>157170616
a ladda things, but when a bitch like bapa's wife is talking bout peptides she means ozempic b
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Cholo mf gangster from the hood, D Rod throws up gang signs with his right hand and makes animal balloons with his left. He's a credit to his community.
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We're live
https://www.youtube.com/live/pm7JPbUnlMI
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>>157170685
didnt need to click that
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lionheart bros.....
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>>157170701
fresh off Gamebred, wuz guud?!
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we used to get apex main events like poirier vs hooker and holloway vs rodriguez
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>>157170721
The ufc used to fight for the troops
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The PooFC has 0 stars btw
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I'm attacking my family.
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>>157170621
>>157170661
That's great and all but will peptides make me heavyweight champion of the world?
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DRod looks like a guy who has been to his fair share of cock fights
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Smith talking about his son "you know 5 years ago that's a winnable fight"
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>>157170762
You'd have to cut a lot of weight
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>>157170759
Someone put the burger King crown on him like Dustbin
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Tim Elliot fight week
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Those charges were a real triple threat
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Oh no no no no…
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>>157170798
Why the fuck is silva above Strickland?
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DRod probably getting paid $500 and a 8ball for this fight
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>>157170807
Prime Silva would have shit on Strickland
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>>157170819
/thread. someone make a new one it is all over
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>>157170819
You really think Silva could beat Adesanya and Chimaev?
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>>157170830
Strickland is Forest Griffin tier to me
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>>157170837
In his absolute prime yes
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>>157170866
Haha, no
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Prime this Prime that
Let's talk about overalls shall we?
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>>157170871
Went to a decision with Adesanya well past his prime, Chimaev looked weak against Burns, Usman and beat by Strickland who is Forest Griffin level. Prime Silva could absolutely beat Chimaev. Best striker UFC has ever seen at MW.
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Anderson Silva went to a decision with Daniel Cormier up a division on 2 weeks short notice and DC is a better wrestler than Chimaev, also past his prime.
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Anderson.....Silva...a fart in the wind
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>>157170857
That’s being kind to Shawn comparing him to a legend
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Anderson Silva is just Ronaldinho without a wig look into it
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>>157170837
Jizzy still can't defend a right hand
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anderson silva got shit on by chaeletty
shitmaev gapes him, sadly
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>>157170927
Prime Chael beats Strickland and Du Plepis
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mma math doesnt work
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did y'all NIGGAS discuss smiff's domestic violins yet
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>>157170927
idk why ppl think armpits are a weird, they're really depending on who they belong to
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>>157170943
what?
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Welcome to the sugar shaun show!!!
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Name a good Anderson Silva win
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Strickland is fucking SHITE
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IT'S REAL
https://www.tmz.com/2026/07/28/ufc-anthony-smith-arrested-domestic-violence-terroristic-threats-false-imprisonment/
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>>157170982
Another Republican down
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Name a single fighter with an impressive win
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>>157170975
Forrest Griffin
Michael Bisping
Chael Sonnen
Stephan Bonnar
Victor Belford
Dan Henderson
Derek Brunson
Nate Marquadt
Rich Frankin
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>>157170975
Franklin, Irvin, Griffin, Belfort, Maia, Leites, Sonnen, Leben, Cote, Bonnar, Hendo, Marquardt, Brunson. Its documented
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>>157170943
At this point, I'd take his wife to win via decision.
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Anderson Silva knocked out Tyrone Woodley, beat Julio Cesar Chavez and went do a decision with Jake Paul when he was in his 50’s
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>>157171006
>Chael Sonnen
Talmbout the boxing exhibiton?
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What should our boy train to NOT get manhandled?
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top four is Silva, Jones, Randy, Chuck, Tito
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>>157171019
Beast of a peach
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>>157171024
Peter Thiel doesn't have security around him at all times?
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>>157171019
most likely the Metamoris match
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Bodog dot net make your picks now
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BJ Penn doesnt believe Askren survived. Im with Mr. Penn, that is not Ben Askren, and he is being played by an imposter.
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I watched Chael vs Silva live freshman year of hs
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What is a terroristic threat
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My.indian doctor wants to put me on lexapro. Are there any fighters in the UFC that take lexapro?
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>>157171111
Alex a Pro? you having a stroke on your new medication
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>>157171094
LGBT

Let’s Go Bomb Tel-Aviv
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>>157171130
Alexa Prosso
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>>157171037
Peter Thiel can't trust anybody as anybody could be the devil
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>>157171094
Turn off your monitor
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you guys are silly goofs, why would Dana pay fighters to take dives? makes no sense at all
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>>157170819
would have made him look like forrest
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>>157171204
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>>157170819
Prime silva was outboxxxed by Chael
Jab Teepland would have ate his lyunch
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if I was head of UFC I would make things better.
So vote me.
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>>157170978
simultaneously the best MW ever
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>>157171261
You'd get made to give head to the UFC
Open wide for Daney White
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if I was head of ufc I'd fix fights and slap my wife
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>>157171269
ok but no you're wrong
>>157171274
I am conceding the elections to this guy give him the chair
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>>157170759
doo looks like he was sculpted out of clay
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dana......the contract...NOW!
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>>157171314
implying that doo can sign it
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smif going to the judges
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>>157171286
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>>157171328
>smiff, How do you plead?
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>Shavkat's doctor says he wont return until atleast Winter of 2027
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that last UFC shit card really didn't STICK with anyone did it? the absolute state of heem
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McPiggy + Khadaddy loads

You do the math.
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>>157171453
We get that canadians are awful at hockey. But please refrain from taking it out on /heem/
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brehs... that new Lucy Mochi card
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>mfw I realize the next ufc card is worse than the last
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>>157171461
*peeon smegwards voice*
what?
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>We get that canadians are awful at hockey. But please refrain from taking it out on /heem/
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>>157171456
You revved spammy
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Smiff dindu nothin
>Suspect is a white male
Wait nvm he did it

Lol
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I think wypipo are the only people who get arrested for threats or words I never see it happen to niggers they kill like 5 ppl before they ever even go to prison, rigged sport
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>>157171111
nice digits man
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Tom ruined hw
Jiri ruined lhw
Goob ruined the rest of ufc

it's over
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>>157171509
The judges rule this contest smif was attacking smif's family
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Terrorist threats?
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>>157171519
only one man's comeback can fix it all.......El Cucuy
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>>157171541
threat of violence with the specific intent to terrorize someone. Doesn't mean allahu ackbar I will turtle up after I hit you, bitchwife inshallah
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>>157171541
Smiff threatened the Apex
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>>157171519
he stil has that cool channel where his retarded pa grabs spaghetti with his bare hands like an brainless savage
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Smith wuold fuken kill Gerg Hardy, War Machine and Phillip Baroni. NO relation
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>>157171639
Could you perhaps put beans in your spaget?
Then perhaps maybe.....put that in a spud?
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>>157171662
Gane made him retarded now
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>>157171654
depends on the Baroni. Are we talking BEST EVA 250 lbs hammerhouse roid PRIDE Baroni, or I'm getting KO'd 12 times in a row to support my crank habit Baroni
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>>157171662
Comedy button ahh
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>>157171706
What if his name was Mac instead of Phil lol
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DRod is set to become a overnight superstar amongst the LatinX audience
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This podcast Strickland did is so fucking cringe
>I'M REALLY FUCKIN CRAZY DUUUUDE I FUCKIN WANNA KILL PEOPLE DUUUDE
>I can't stand being around white people because there's not enough violence
>I was playin russian roulette duuuuude and my girlfriend stopped me right before I fired the bullet in my head duuude it gives me chills
>the devil saved my life dude
I've ignored him flanderizing himself because he removed khumshot and Jizzy from my life, but this is just getting embarrassing. Fucking crybaby bitch keeps larping as the AMERICAN PSYCHO JOKAH BAYBEE
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>>157171727
what he make a big poo poo and go woo woo hahahahh
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>>157171787
strickland is cringe as fuck this is known
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Strickland doesn't return carts to the cart corral and you think he is fucking playing kid? He will put a hot one in you
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>>157171787
"Everytime I see a revolver now I can't help but think about the game I never got to finish heh"
Drickus needs to gape this guy for the third time for him to stop
>>
I
AM
POOING

ITS IN THE TILL
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>>157171840
>POOING
I don't understand your weird lingo
But since you're using the Till, I assume you're informing us about you dropping a Schaub right now?
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if strickland ever got shot for being a violent retard that attacks people all the time would we really be upset? I think not
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>>157171787
>I've ignored him flanderizing himself because he removed khumshot and Jizzy from my life
Strickland is great when he has to get rid of a massive faggot holding the belt, then he becomes said faggot, it's like the fucking Lich King from WoW
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>>157171832
Sean would pull his gun then shoot himself if approached by THE cartnarc
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Videogames caused a change in people to be savage and like watching people die -Seanathan Strickland
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Sean Pussyland
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*loses to you via unanimous 29-28 decision*
i'm surprised i even won a round haha
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Sean Strickgape
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>>157171857
Its an reference to EA sports its in the game
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>>157171877
>"wake up, lazybones. It's already over"
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the feds cant keep track of all the combat or they would know darren elkins fights this weekend
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>>157171890
>wee woo wee woo
>looks like someone forgot to keep their hands up
>thats okay
>try this
*face stomp*
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I'm going to bed to dream of a better time when Mike Goldberg was the voice of UFC
>IT IS ALLLLL OVER! MONITOR HAS DONE IT AGAIN!
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>just remembered it's Islam Garry for the belt
when was the last time that ww was good?
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>>157171787
This podcaster navy seal guy keeps saying to Sean "ya know, people like you", then first descriptor he brings up is getting molested and Ssean doesn't react at all. It's happened 3 separate times now and I genuinely don't understand why Sean lets people say he was molested and gaped by his Dad, even though he himself has never insinuated that.
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KILL nurullo aliev
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>>157171921
It's been mostly cursed. For a very short period when Robbie was champ it was exciting, then Woodlet fucking weemed him in the first round and never tried to be explosive after that. I still remember all of /heem/ calling him based blood orc and picking him to win ez. What a terrible day and what a terrible championship record that WW has had since
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>>157171934
>Rory is one year younger than fucking Belal
what could've been
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>I thought youd be…
>more active
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>>157171949
I'm still under the impression that Rory, Condit, and Robbie all wasted eachother and that's why they all had a yuge downfall after.
Rory got laid and found Jesus though, so he could never be a canadian psycho again regardless.
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The Leon era was legendary
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>>157171974
talmbout THE Peeon Smegwards b?
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>>157171968
he probably searched fulfillment elsewhere given the disappointment in mma, still I look at all the other cunts that fought for the belt after him and I know that the sport hasn't improved or if it has (Islam and Ian) it's boring as shit

>>157171974
for my sleep cycle. So glad Prates nailed him
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Who did it better?
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Dale dale mondo nostra
Dale Dale dale
Derby chouha sma3 na7ki masra
L'weza ki l3ada m3ana khasra
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>>157171994
Heem smiley
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WW just aint been the same since
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>>157172033
Fersure
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How did this lame ass nigga heem Usmeng? How is that fair?
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>>157171787
Why even put yourself in that situation, b?
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LEH
Loving Every Heem
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>>157172065
Because I feel I'm the only one who will listen to it in it's entirety to relay the memes
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People forget Islam is a former lightweight and Ian is a real nigga welterweight
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Smiff dispatch call apparently leaked
supposedly he fired a gun
oursmiff can't even heem his wife in mutual melee combat
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>>157172088
Unfortunately vegan thoubeit
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>>157172093
You mean unarmed combat you fewl
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Fewl of a ting, ye?
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>>157172093
>mutual melee combat
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>>157172103
No, I don't because as we know, his wife is allotted a knife for use at her discretion, you double fuel
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>>157171877
Sean would be a decent enough person to return his cart
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>>157172123
Let's say he just forgot naturally
You truly think if you asked him to return his cart, he wouldn't chimp out on you? He's definitely a lazybones, cuh
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After seeing a fighter in the gym, sparring with them, and seeing how tough they really are, I can only imagine the level of the guys who beat them. They’re so many layers to fighting
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People forget Slamdaddy is a sexy caucasBVLL daddy and PIGrry is a cuck piglet FAGGOT
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>>157170683
Do one for tom king of the britons and have him a sausage sticking out of his nose
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>>157172136
>and have him a sausage sticking out of his nose
Now you're the fuel, fuck you bitch. I swear to god you're lucky I don't heem you right now, muddyfucker
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Mad bitch
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back up doo
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>>157172128
Then I would heem him myself
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https://youtu.be/J77bzYpkO38?l
Smiff body cam footage released
It's not looking good Lionheart bros...
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>>157172130
Yeah it's crazy that even the most boring fighter in the ufc could absolutely stunt on anyone in the amateurs whomst bodies hobbiests
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I wanna post the real dispatch audio but the only person who has it is an MMAtuber WGAF CAN who keeps yapping and I don't want you guys to bully me and say not to promote my gay channel :(
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>>157172172
kek
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Really thought that Tony would do this first. But Smiff? Really? Smiff he had a job as a desk analyst.. had
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>>157172211
Those legendary black genes shine through strong in this picture.
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>>157172179
Yup. He was 13-7, not even a knockout guy but dropped me with a liver shot on the first punch.
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ganebeast has me seething all day and all night !
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https://youtu.be/pAQShkajD5c?
Real audio
Smiff shot himself on the arm and threatened to kill himself. It was a botched suicide attempt during his birthday party.
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>>157172263
The calls are bad my nigga
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>>157172263
Fuck you for actually tricking me into listening to this. it's just the youtube saying bullshit.
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Heem sucks now just a bunch of try harrs firing memes KILL YOURSELVES
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>>157172382
Can't wait to him to R Garry in the Cage
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>>157170759
This feels like something everyone jokes about but what really happened was terrible
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>>157170616
They're amino acids that are like stat buffs
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Smiff bros we made the local news
https://youtu.be/fztggICPgZE?
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>facing up to 50 years
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When are we getting the Smiff body cam kino?
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>>157172382
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What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end

And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
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I'll win the upcoming picks
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Where are you now?
Atlantis, under the sea, under the sea
Where are you now? Another dream
The monster's running wild inside of me
I'm faded, I'm faded
So lost, I'm faded, I'm faded
So lost, I'm faded
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Getting real tired of this lyricsposting.
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>somali complains
>doesn't create
tale as old as time
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>>157172544
jej
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>smiff really had a life ruining psychotic break on his birthday
s'tawlf
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>>157172700
we did make one but sadly some powerful people didn't appreciate it. it is what it is.
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the wmma is already giving nutter vibes, calling and demanding i answer as if i'm not farting and zooting in peace waking up at midday
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>>157172774
told you
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Smiff vs Rogers is THE fight to make. Loser gets his hog grabbed.
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Head gaskets gone. Destroyed.
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>>157172832
Winner gets War Machine.
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>>157172703
Morocco could have had a champion if he didn't rob that bank
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>>157172821
vociferously if i may be as so bold to suggest
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>>157172842
>On January 4, 2017, Rogers asked a man next to his urinal stall to go into another stall for a sex act to be performed on him from Rogers. After the man declined, Rogers grabbed the man's buttocks as he was still using the urinal. The man made a quick exit and later called the police and had a written statement filed

>While at the Ramsey County Jail, a former cellmate also accused Rogers of sexual assault. Rogers allegedly groped his cellmate's penis through the prison uniform pants twice while the cellmate slept. The cellmate did not call for the guards, because he feared Rogers would hurt him, describing Rogers as "the biggest and strongest dude in the jail"
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Smiff legimitately looks like a piglet
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>>157172842
If Gooby got away with rape, Smiff can too, matter of hiring a helwani lawyer
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>>157172865
it's crazier they never made a goyflix or paragoy+ series on him, tom hardy looks near enough and is into combat sports, and the story is much more interesting than the smash machine
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Jack Hermansson. Good Norwegian Wood.
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>>157172889
They didn't find any good actor to play Tito who could accurately portray the outside club scenes
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>>157172875
whatsnextfor posting was originally about anthony smith true story ask the 'chives
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>>157172899
This is a horrible video, so many things wrong with this. I pray for my Uygher brothers and sisters living amongst these animals Insha'Allah
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>>157172896
they should just hire tito
>>157172877
gooby didn't get away with it smiff needs the gable stevenson legal team
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>>157172899
Unfollowed and blocked
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>>157172910
Hamilton is a chad
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>>157172544
50 years!? At LEAST!?
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besides the ominous walk for the pig as a powerful visual metaphor for old fighters what i enjoy in the webm is that the wmma prepares the meal from start to finish
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>>157172917
Classic systemic racism at play
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I feel like eating sardines but I don’t have any :(
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I feel like eating lobster pasta and it's on route.
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>>157172917
Smiff can get away with it, all he needs is to make a speech about what happened in the 80s in front of a jury, the lawyer who acquitted OJ needs to defend him too
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>>157172910
What a hilarious blk boy this helmeton is
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>>157173009
robert kardashian is dead and so is johnny cockroach your antsissy is going to get beecher'd up his bloody bum in oz by verndaddy i fear sadly
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Spaghetti, again?!

-Anthony Smif
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>>157173069
Heard it bowlth wayz in the AdebissiCord
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>>157173079
big simon would have smiff in a dress by sundown let's not lie
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Wes Watson will welcome Smiff into the AB, maybe even give him the keys
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>>157173069
Kim get your phat armenian ass back to law school, finish your degree and box our boy out
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CAP THIS

smiff is going to attempt (and fail) an autoheem while in jail and be moved to the dingdong wing before he even sits trial
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>>157173032
The more I see this guy the more I like him
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>>157172917
>"rerroristic" threats are basically every threat ever
>50 years for, let's face it, he probably beat his wife in a drunken rage
what the fuck is the US legal system
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>>157173103
>Smiff will split decision himself
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>on paper it should be easy to make a noose my jujitsu is strong and besides technical ability i just don't see anyway the bedsheet poses a serious threat to me
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Smif was breaking her fingers one by one and said when he got to ten he was going to kill her in front of their children. That's when his wife pulled an imanari roll as cover for reaching for her phone.
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>>157173114
it's hard to feel sorry for smiff i unironically hope the aoife and mischlings are okay life is hard enough being related to lionheart
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>>157173133
Jamahal is weird. He's very thin skinned but constantly makes memes about being fat
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Anthonny "The Sweltering Summer of '80" Smith
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Average Joes will beat their spouse to death but pro fighters regularly go to decision. Explain that.
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How do you get arrested for terroristic threats in the USA? Just yelling "I'LL KILL YOU" to your neighbour for having a loud dog?
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>>157173160
they take 30 seconds brakes every 5 minutes
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>>157173163
You don't know what he shouted
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>>157173160
my one neighbor years ago was being beaten by his aoife you could hear it through the pipes at night they had a kid too
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>>157173163
from what I understood from last thread: Yes. Literally.
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>>157173167
I don't, I'm asking what he'd need to do, that realistically he would do, to get this accusation.
Because we yell this at each other every time on the traffic light.
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>>157173163
the threat has to be to cause terror to the victim, anthony killing his wife would definitely be considered a mercy kill in most western countries even usa he probably threatened to set the house on fire
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>>157173172
I think he probably threatened a Benoit style situation
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the smiff girls are going to grow up thinking men look sound and behave like nebraska's very own lionheart
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>>157173163
Yeah time changed since the great era of Sadam Hussein, now every washed bum who barely made it to the top 5 rankings gets that monicker
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>>157173216
say what you will about saddam but he went out like a man
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>>157173227
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Smiff driving off a bridge with his wife in the trunk while the soothing hook from Dido plays in the background
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My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could, it'd all be grey
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
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Smith bros...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJjmPszlDpc
It was also on his birthday, so he probably got too wasted at his birthday befre he started attacking his family.
This doo has the police dispatch audio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAQShkajD5c
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>>157173254
>the news can't even be bothered to look for a clip of him doing well in a fight because it's so rare
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why are men so violent and emotional and retarded?
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>>157173254
listening rn
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>>157173248
Dear Jon
I DM'd you but you still ain't calling
If I wanted the belt I would've got him
Due to an illegal knee at the bottom
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>>157173254
>5 minutes in and he's fucking yapping
what a loser video by a loser retard shan't watch anymore, link the transcripts if you find them
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>>157173273
kek
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>>157173254
Thought Smif's wife was fat how did he miss the shot?
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>Yeeuuh meng, but Dustin never tried to hurt his own family...
>I wa neva do dat. smgdh. This Smiff guy's a dirtbag man..
>Yo I neva like dat niga.
>Plus he was never good on the desk. And we gave him a Jelly Roll sendoff?... We owe the Great Jon Jones an apology ova heaaa
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>>157173300
On paper he won that fight
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bisping has to be in pieces
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>>157173283
Kek yeah sorry didn't know this retard was gonna yap about himself for 5 min between everything.
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>>157171787
Is there a more reddit fighter than Sean R. Stricuck?
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>Smiff shot himself in the arm during this whole thing.
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>>157173254
>looks like the male party is possibly armed with a handgun as well
>male will potentially harm himself before allowing contact with other law enforcement
>we had a shot inside the house
>we think he's injured gunshot wound to the arm
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>>157173261
They should have contacted me for his highlights
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>>157173322
really gonna hamper his career in Gamebred Promotions Bare Knuckle MMA
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>the arm
how does he do it
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>>157173350
He thought he could claim an home invader did it but forgot he beat his wife and she already called the cops.
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>>157173254
dustin-esque
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>>157173350
They questioned his toughness. He had to prove the haters wrong.
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>>157131973
the pillowtappers are mocking us bros
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Poirer warned us.
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I heard Anthony is being sentenced to 3000 years in jail....
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>>157173433
TAKE THESE CHAINS OFF AND SAY IT AGAIN
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>>157173418
>4 day thread
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>Run Nation 4 announced for September 12th
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
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>>157171456
awful at hockey? that's you guys you faggots have 3 gold medals in 100 years you don't even have as many as Finland despite having 8 times the population of them and to compare yourself to the king big Canada 14 gold is fuckin retarded.
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>>157173261
Smiff subbed Petrino
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>>157173254
tito and chuck probably have cte and never did this shit

smiff is just a delusional low impulse retard. remember when he attacked that one guy in the crowd too? put him in jail for a few years
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>>157171877
did you just find this kid on YouTube?
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Imagine if Smiff played an Aljo, DQ'd Jon and became a champion
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Guru predicted the Smith situation in one of his "Next fight to make" videos btw
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>>157173519
>>157173528
He's a pretty high IQ guy so I'm not surprised
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Yes but was pooru as close to the intuitive mark as dustbin was? I think not
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Where is Cloza, the guru poos are out in open again
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I predict that foolru never gets a wife.
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>Where is Cloza, the guru poos are out in open again
>I predict that foolru never gets a wife.
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You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this.
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forgive me heem I have not been able to post all morning
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>>157173546
>*posts more successful men that have had sex with women*
Another L for the gurustans



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