SERIE A MATCHDAY 1>Saturday, August 22, 202618:30 Udinese – Como18:30 Infami – Monza20:45 Parma – Cagliari20:45 Genua – Napoli>Sunday, August 23, 202618:30 Venezia - Lecce18:30 Frosinone - Juventus20:45 Torino - Bbilan20:45 Atalanta - Sassuolo>Monday, August 24, 202618:30 Bologna – Lazio20:45 Roma - FiorentinaReminder to stay employed, keep it comfy, drink agua, incorporate erotic audios into your bedtime routine, start planning your fantacalcio memes and check your balls for lumps.Previous >>157156372
Duccio I'm giving you a night call to tell you how I feel
negru
nihao
>>157175646I want to drive you through the night, in my Kangoo
>>157175661I gotchuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esbiqbzy1PQ
negruani and the nihao gregorio are punishment for negru and nihao posting
there has to be ONE nigga in this general with the Drive jacket
>>157175705All the Discorders got this during the 1-year anniversary meetup
That 'Real Human Bean' pjacapulita edit I forgot to save years ago and I still can't find in the archives
Nihao, negru and Neghao form a three-part model of change where an initial idea meets its opposite and resolves into a new, higher-level concept like neghao posting
also fernandez sborrdo to jjsell conceicaoembrace memes
>>157175739based hegel
>>157175669*sips*
I knew I recognised Rube's new signing. He tried to steal my bag at Barberini.
>>157175798the 5 goals in 41 appearances man or sneedgrova with a wig?
Zion Suzuki (Ronin)
Serie A won't survive without Balkan immigrants
I have a Cliff Unger jacket
The Vlahovic x Srebrenica pic/edit is one of my fav memes in recent history kek
>>157175886
>>157175898They say humour of subjective etc., but if you don't find that funny you're a literal woman
The genny is incredibly active. I had left you guys for dead until calcio returned
>Mancini: "When you lose the love of your life, there's a mistake, I'm sorry. We'll play so well that the fans will forgive me. We signed a 4-year contract, I hope to win an important trophy, maybe even two"Ranieri: “We need to develop the boys, we must return to working on individual technique. Children don’t play soccer anymore, we need to bring them back to playing.”>Malagò describes Infantino's project as "particular," says they are part of UEFA, but doesn't commit. Meanwhile, the other federations are already lining up against FIFA.
>>157175965That's not Ranieri
>It's a "Balkan player has a father deeply involved in the contractual side of things" episodeGrim
need to hit GoD2 or I'm a bum fr
>>157176010Can't be worse than choosing your wife as your agent
Ah yes Jos Verstappen, the man who turned his son into one of the nicest people in the paddock and most importantly into the best driver who's ever competed in F1terrible terrible father
>>157176081w-what about your mother
Le Whataboutism Man posts right on cuePointing at everyone, except what is trueAsk it one question, it’ll widen the frame“Look over there!” is its whole little gameIt won't talk back, it only attacksPiling up guilt on everybody's backsTruth dissolves in the smoke it fansSuch is life as Le Whataboutism Man
Jos is hamiltons father?
>>157176010Carnevali will take a page out of the Marotta playbook and have him sign his image rights away to a shady Maltese company that he secretly owns so he can’t ever leave
I'm watching the como cup, that's how much in calcio withdrawal I am
Give that Ferrari (best car this year btw) to Verstappen and he dominates the championshipGive that Ferrari to Hamilton and you'll be competing for podiums AT BEST
>>157176155You do realize that the Swiss Super League has already started?
>>157176189what about the Swiss Ipercoop League?
>>157176112If she's bogged as hell then pack your bags
>>157176155If you're really desperate (and a gambling addict) right now there's the 2nd round of UCL qualifiers + some Wednesday conference league matches
>>157176043I'm going to Switzerland for the Christmas markets. How much do you know about Interlaken?>>157176083Jos the boss is a man out of time. Realised the tough approach builds a man and the softly, softly approach breaks him.
Suffering in the Italy status?
>HOT HOURS: La #Juventus is on the verge of closing a deal for 22-year old goalkeeper Carel van der Kerk from FC Twente. The Enschede club value him at €18 million.
>>157175965more like the man of his life
>>157176244>Carlo Dalla ChiesaHmmm
I have a feeling padre Alajbegovic is going to become very memeable
>blud is literally called semen
>>157176243
>Celik to JuveI unironically wanted him to stay
>Vlahomeme to leaveImagine paying what was it 100 million? to let go for free What the fuck lel
Oh nooo dusan don't leave noooo haha
Goldaniga just killed a nigga
>>157176568He relaxed
bikola blasic
>Be in elevator with big bunda lady>She exits firsts and I watch as she exits>Elevator next to it opens and Bossberg exits>Bossberg notices me and says Hi just as he notices that I was checking that ass and laughsKek
jej
Warra integrità giornalistica tuttosporc
Ceferin vs Infantin, Who have you got?
Mercato? /seriea/ meetup at Caselle tomorrow to do a very funny to Kolo Muani?
>>157176867where is the roman city boar
THE CAF SLIPS IN A STATEMENT THAT IT WILL EXAMINE FIFA'S PROPOSAL ON THE PROJECT AIMING TO SELL PARTS OF THE WORLD CUP! THIS IS THE FIRST CONFEDERATION THAT ISN'T SHOWING ITSELF CLOSED TO THE PROJECT.
https://x.com/realmadriden/status/2082535319564370324If the biggest club on earth does shit like this, there really is no end is there
>>157178107Of course the enshitted DNA player gets the most soulless announcement video :)
Jhon Cleese endorsed Restore BritainThis is related to /seriea/ as football was introduced to Shitaly by British people leading to the founding of multiple clubs.
Jhon Cleese endorsed Restore Britain from his home on the Caribbean island of Nevis where he refuses to pay taxes*
>>157178263boring bastard
>>157178340As any man who loves his countries should do. Taxation is theft. No taxes means no welfare, no welfare means only the strong prevail. Survival of the fittest just like God intended.
>>157178340Most people are retarded goyim (especially chuds), it’s not like they’ll care
You guys really bought a worse didliz for 33 mil eh
2 Dildiz' 1 Coppa Italia
To all those affected by the Kumamoto Earthquake, I sincerely pray that you may return to a peaceful life as soon as possible. While holding a sense of awe toward the richness of nature, I am once again deeply feeling the tender preciousness of ordinary daily life, like taking daily walks with Haru. I sincerely wish for the safety of all those affected and that there will be no further damage.
Rakuten €50m kit sponsor deal soon
/tv/ idea: A reality show where Scotterrone moves into this house and has to survive for a month for him to win 1 gorillion of the realm’s coinage.
that post gave me cancer
still fucking cracks me up that you niggas have a presenter named “Giusy Meloni”
>Former Milan captain and Rossoneri legend Franco Baresi is currently hospitalized at Humanitas in Rozzano, where he is being constantly monitored by hospital staff. In recent hours, reports of his death were mistakenly circulated. The defender and sweeper for the Italian national team, which finished as runner-up in the 1994 World Cup, had been treated for pulmonary nodules in recent months. The club has issued an official statement: "He is going through a difficult time, we must respect his privacy."
clotshotbros....
fuck your privacy nigga I need to know if you were vaccinated and how many times you got boosted
did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is
>>157183650With Alajbegović to Jewe I smell a Yildiz - Frattesi swap, his shit world cup lowered his value to around 25-30
>>157183426This but make everyone's medical records available. I want to know if the people I'm interacting with have STD, cancer, got exposed to radiation, anything that could potentially harm me or prove they have terrible genetics
Duccio how dead is Read on a scale from Malacia to Quinten Timber?
Kerim Alajbegović to Juventus, here we go! Deal in place between all parties today.Juventus to pay €35m package to Bayer Leverkusen, add-ons included — expected to be €33m easy plus €2m difficult.Alajbegović wanted Juve, contract now also agreed with Bosnian gem.
worried by baresi. usually these fake death news are followed by real death
Everything is eventually followed by real death negru
>>157183913Speaking of which what the fuck happened to the Banda guy from Lecce? Did he get kidnapped?
Just saw a dutch family with 4 kids all wearing alkmaar shirts
Messi mania: you literally can't walk three blocks in Buenos Aires without seeing a picture of Messi, his face is literally everywhere, from selling adidas sportswear to perfumes, jewelry, and even fucking alfajores. A national landmark or monument? A giant Messi is there, stalking you from a corner, looking with a grimace. This city has to be CR7 worst nightmare.Messi practically has a monopoly in the publicity sector, so far I have only seen Dibu Martinez promoting dog food for some reason, but the rest of the NT? Ghosted, worse than Kaio Jorge at Jj.Update on the Coriolis effect:3 toilets where water flowed counter-clockwise, 1 inconclusive (shit went straight down without turning, amazing stuff).
>>157175881>Cliff Unger jacket>U N G E R>N E G R UWhat did Kojima mean by this???
gobbi spendin lot of money. maybe too muchmaybe buy frattesi for cheap 35m
>>157184520See >>157183668the bosnian plays in the exact same position as Yildiz and both Massara and Carnevali are close friends of Beppe Riso, Frattesi's agent.Add that Spalletti wants Frattesi no matter what, Inter should push for this deal.
>>157184520Juventus are ready to offer a sum equal to the number of cardboard goals Inter scored in the last CL final played
>>157184520Juve needs a striker now that vlahovic is gone. Someone like Gimenez for 35m. And if they need a midfielder than not an old guy like frattesi but a young fella like musah (for 30m)
>>157184728>vlahovic is gone...or is he..................
>>157184873Fuck I meant to post this
>>157184886I hope he sees this fra
Oh he maad maad
seeing the image with Vlahović reminded me of this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G03GYHarMVs
Suzuki RG500 to Jjust SOON
>>157184976Respect, he paused pouring pills to first year Erasmus girls in Ibiza in order to tweet about MY club's mercato
>After Kolo Muani and Alajbegovic, The Juventus are working on the loan of Zirkzee, with first positive contacts. Spalletti still hopes for Vlahovic, but the David issue is holding back new investments.Where would any of them fit into the YMCA?
>Gennaro Gattuso has already claimed his first victim at Lazio: >Kenneth Taylor is sent away after a verbal altercation during training by the hot-tempered coach.He do be like that
>Kenneth Ina Dorothea Taylorwhat
>New heat record in Basel. With 39.7 degrees, the previous record of 27. June 2026 was exceeded by 0.7 degrees. In addition, the highest temperature on the north side of the Alps was equalized on 7 July 2015 in Geneva with 39.7 degrees.Yeah we are fucked (This is serie a related because this will intruduce mandatory hydration breaks in serie a in the next few seasons)
>>157183768Last season he had his first real injury, hamstring, but because of RvP not knowing what he was doing, tons of injuries to other players and a general crisis at the club he was rushed back too soon and that took him out for a longer time. So I wouldn't call him dead at all actually, no idea where he fits on the Malacia-Timber scale.That was pretty much his first injury struggle in his young career and he's doing well now, even supposed to be one of the new captains under Van Bronckhorst. Back when he was 18 he was already pocketing the entire flank of Lmao and Merdeo all on his own and Bayern even came in the winter to buy him for €20-25m.Right now some lowe-tier EPLel clubs are keeping an eye out for him but Feyenoord wants a nice bit of change for him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-j-SpRxhHoI will now buy your game
>>157185255>>157184976stop lmao its already dead
Turns out Banda just had a negru moment lol
Would you agree that EU should push more on facial recognitions cameras spread across the major cities? Crime rates would drop by 99%
>Jonas Rouhi is returning to Carrarese on loan. The Swedish full-back spent the second half of last season with the Tuscan side, and he’s heading back there for the entirety of the 2026/27 Serie B season.
>EU lifts ban on Russian sable fur imports after Italy, Greece push We should let our hunters catch sables nationwide
My subscription to Fondazione Jdentità Bianconera? PAID
Battlefield 6 - Community Update - New Maps, Features, and More is up
UEFA boycott is up
Who the FUCK is this new Argentine twink Riomma gotWhy are they twinkmaxxing???This new guy gives me Iturbe vibes in particular
LA FONDAZIONE JDENTITÀ BIANCONERA SI OPPONE ALL’ARCHIVIAZIONE DELL’INCHIESTA SUGLI ARBITRI: “LA CASSAZIONE HA STABILITO CHE PER LA FRODE SPORTIVA BASTA L’INTENZIONE, LE INDAGINI DEVONO CONTINUARE”
>>157186253>worldc up in morocco without any yuro teamslole lmao
the Swiss and Italian NT should've sided with Infantino, bunch of spineless cowards
/biz/ idea: we abolish the global financial system and only pay with Kassandrabux
For me, it's Inde's squished booba
>>157186495Sex
>Gonzalo Garcia to Fulham for 70mwtf
>>157186915Joining >us in 2 years on a dry loan btw
Just saw a Tumori rumour, I hate it but the idea of him and Leukemia at the back is bretty funny
>>157187275Good thing >we can't afford him :)
>>157187275Nobody should be allowed to risk displacing OUR Llorde Kelly
>BREAKING: UEFA sources tell @talkSPORT all 55 Member Associations have decided to boycott the men's and women's World Cups in protest at Gianni Infantino's Fifa Forward Enterprise plans. UEFA members agreed on an emergency call that began around 2pm today that they will not support any FIFA-run tournament.Italy will once again not take part in the world cup
>>157187287Just heard Teun found a vein of lithium under the Continassa #WeAreSoRich
E mo sorpasso
>>157187275retarded negru club
please jesus give the shitter cardiac arrhythmia
>>157187275Kalulu is literally rubentus' best defender ever after bonucci (I was right btw) but no they shouldn't get tomori because of some random poorfag reasons
Apparently Milan just hijacked the Alajbegovic deal thanks to Ibrahimovic wtf
>>157188358Here's the source (he has some good sources sometimes)https://x.com/MrRuggeri0/status/2082892251202457983
why is this lanky serb rated so highly anyway
>>157188440guy does dribbly drobbly (he sucks at it) shoots some goles (he is terrible inside the box) and has an exotic name (a terrible one just like all the slavic-baltic ones) and voila you have a meme ready to be sold for 50m
>>157188440Any player that knocks out the gravinoids' national team is automatically worth 100m in my book
WOW LOOK ATTA ME IM A LA EDGY LE POORFAG I DO NOTTA SUPPORTA LE NATIONAL TEAM BECAUSA I AM A HIPSTERA FORZA MERCEDESSA FUCCKA FERRARI LETS GOOOOO
>Should Leao's transfer go through, Milan has identified Roma's Matias Soulè as a possible replacementLol, rafa lmao even
I'm using the VSSM for literally every single one of my builds lolI fear DICE is somehow going to nerf it soon
what are the chances that janny infantino sniffed the adrenochrome grand reserve before coming out with the bullshit?
>Juventus will now focus on sales after the arrivals of Kolo Muani and Alajbegovic. >Nico González - Atletico Madrid: ~€25-30m. >Francisco Conceição - Manchester United/Liverpool: ~€50m >Federico Gatti - Napoli: ~€25-30m >Kenan Yıldız - Arsenal: ~€35-40m t.Tuttosport
>rattuso fighting with my kendoll >changing saturday kick off time 8:30 AM surely with all the bad days there's going to be a good day eventually, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bgDF_jBC6IFav?
>Carnevali's jab at Malagò: “In my opinion, he could have moved better. I'm sorry for Pirlo: he was attacked quite harshly. We as Serie A had proposed making an investment to find coaches with quality, you shouldn't insert friends but capable people…"
>>157189067at least Lotito will be awake at that time
Today I feel boycotted
Imagine if europe would act this united about other issues
>>157178263>>157178340No, but really, what did John Cleese mean by this? Did he really think this was an appropriate response to a proposed ban on the horriffic genital mutilation of children?
Tough times ahead for Spanish Nonna’s >>157185328Last month I experienced 41c in Germany. It’s quite something.
>>157189406this is calcio related because 41c is also the transfer budget of sfinternazionale
>>157189406>Last month I experienced 41c in Germany. It’s quite something.Okay and? Are you trying to imply some woke shit
>>157189275fantabadge idea*thingkin emoji*
Marko Pjaca has made his seasonal debut in yurop tonight
forgot about that nigga Piazza fr
Giulia... I read your Letterboxd reviews every day... we need you now the most...
>Brazilian Serie A gets to be sponsored by a reputable company with a cool name>meanwhile we have to settle with Eniit's no fair
>Tough times ahead for Spanish Nonna’sDon't tell chuds that Ceuta is literally in Africa
nigga we've played EU4 we know where everything is shut your bitch ass up
In this house we do not engage with games that are not available on the Sony PlayStation(tm) 5 or Sony PlayStation(tm) 5 Professional home consoles
Why are all these cucks going against Infantino? More investors means better tournaments, what the fuck is wrong with this world
Jay Ifeanyi-Junior Tyron Enem
>Endrick to leave Real MadrihhChico time to get the fuck out of >my club
I've been out all evening, can someone find it in their heart to give me a quick rundown on what sure was a busy mercato evening for Mr. Carnevali?
>>157191226Ok so
>>157191458I see
Serie A should have its own podcast like this https://x.com/trevorcrumbo/status/2082461203167592598 with some hot sexy nonnas
Why are >we acting as if Stones is the second coming of Walter Samuel? He’s an average defender with an appalling injury record. If he played 20-25 games this season I’ll be surprised. I miss Fred Unripe.
who the fuck is Walter "Veltroni" Samuel now? We dont watch the Hyderabadi Premier League here, talk about normal footballers
>ManchesterUnited have asked info for Juventus’ winger Francisco Conceicao, who could leave Juve this summer. [Schira]it’s time
>>157191985They'll want 50m or so tbf
>>157191995I'll strap him to my bicycle and deliver him to Manchester myself for that money
>>157192001Same but nah I meant for Fleisdrûch jej
>>157192010?
>>157192019C-Carnesecchi, Americano posted a Facebook screencap of him (Agresti was talking the goalkeeper was going to be our next move most likely, all options are still up)
>>157191995bargain in this gk market, I’m genuinely surprised the usual suspects haven’t raided the league for him and svilar yet
>>157192030Well at least now you know why I simply ignore German tourists when they ask me for directions lole
>>157192037onana was such a great success
>>157192062everyone who watched serie ass could tell he was inconsistent and streaky, that one’s on Man U
>>157192113I rated him ngl
> Disney+ removes 4K and HDR10 in Europe "due to court ruling" over patent disputeLole, couldn't happen to MY streaming service
>page 8
baresi ded (for real this time)https://www.acmilan.com/en/news/articles/club/2026-07-31/franco-baresi-forever
>The entire history of AC Milan is in tears following the passing of Franco Baresi. His example and integrity will be forever etched into the Club's DNA, just as his iconic number 6 shirt is. The condolences AC Milan extends to Franco Baresi's family at such a difficult time are shared by every Rossonero, who feels this loss as their own.Grazie Capitano!Sempre con noi!
>>157195356I-is Salvini a clairvoyant?
Well I guess now it's a bit safer to sell paintings
Lmao Gogiga Gagazzetta got their ages completely wrong
So I talked today to some random people about the NT and they all started circlejerking around Messi, criticism about him is null, but things got interesting when I tried to get into the WC final. The change is radical, they lose the smile and most of them just refused to talk about it, a couple even started to sob. Although they try to hide it, the depression post-match seems to be rooted deep inside. They take consolation by claiming the Spanish tortilla as their own dish.I found an Uruguayan taxi driver and we ended laughing about all this, he is delighted with the situation. He also shitted on Muslera and he told me Bielsa packed his bags and is being replaced by Forlan, Malagò take notes.I am constipated so, nothing new to report on the Coriolis effect.Also look at this full-kit wanker I found in a toy store.
Franco Baresi jump with us
Kek why is she so bad at her job?Btw this is /seriea/ related because the less negrus leave this country the bigger the talent pool is for the shitalian nt and serie ass teams
i shit and piss on the politics mong poster
And mo spiazziamo taffarel
Baresi was the best shitalian player of all time, if you chew large amounts of soccer like me you know this as well
Expedition 33 prequel but it's about Franco Baresi stealing some paintings from the Dessendre family
*kills Zingarovic*
>>157195364Unquestionably one of the all time greats. F
CARLOS CORDEIRO, GIANNI INFANTINO'S PRINCIPAL ADVISOR AT FIFA, HAS RESIGNED OVER THE WORLD CUP STAKE SALE PROJECT !!!! He stated:« As a senior advisor to the FIFA president, former banker, and LIFELONG FOOTBALL FAN, I CANNOT STAND IDLY BY.This is a bad deal for FIFA's member associations, a bad deal for football, and a bad deal for the long-term future of the sport. »
>>157197052but it's a good deal for Gianni's career kek
>>157196779what’s this post lmao he signed the most pathetic negru for 50m
>>157195364rib baresi. goat cb
>shitalians are charging 40 euros daily for beach chairs
>Bosnian has no money
>>157197111>the most pathetic negruLeao and Lukaku literally still exist lole
RIP Franco BaresiSad day for football
>>157197272Sborring, he's now reuined with your parents who left this planet when trying to cross the border after Serbia rightfully defended its southern region
I wouldn't go to Spain.
>>157197283I'd tell you to join him but Franco doesn't deserve your unwelcome company up there
when does ironic schizoposting become just schizoposting
We play AGAIN?
>>157197355also lol Perin dead
>talks about pathetic players
First and last political post, but it's pretty interesting that the only country in Europe that isn't full of bootlickers for the orange man and Israel and that's perfectly willing to do business with Russia and China so it doesn't have to pay three times as much for the essentials needed to keep the country running, suddenly ends up being invaded by 50k (jesus christ lmao) maranza, with nobody stopping them at the Maranzocco border. I wonder what our local polsci students think about this ;)btw this relevant to Italian football because Achim Mastour (maranza GOD) was an absolute jugadorazo for bbilan
>>157197355>kelly>adzicI genuinly have no idea what they look like
The Whatabout Marabout
>>157197389Do NOT look up what the ministry of foreign affairs and the foreign affairs minister, both of [redacted], have posted on Xitter yesterday for the anniversary of the Moroccan king's ascension!
I miss Pogba wtf why didn't he do that surgery...
>Boga suffers from dizziness and Perin suffers from muscle fatigue.>Boga ly aan duiseligheid en Perin ly aan spiermoegheid.
>>157197389You make a sort of valid point but you're also missing the wood for the trees. The regime of the pig Sanchez made clear his support for mass migration, regularisation and open borders. When these bioweapons tried to cross the border they should've been hit with water cannon and tear gas, if that didn't work then lethal force should be used. His regime refused to act and still hasn't called a state of emergency. This has been triggered by the Spanish courts, infested by ticks just like >our courts, which recently ruled that invaders into Spain cannot be deported and must have their "asylum" claim heard (this while they treat British tourists like criminals and demand iris scans and fingerprints).This is related to /seriea/ as a British tourist from Barnsley has arrived to live play sbort in the Shitaly
>>157197429Lol what the fuck
I didn't even know he was sick
Just realized Barnsley and Burnley are different places
Amplifico mufa
>>157197699Barnsley is actually quite a charming little place, one of the few towns of Yorkshire not infested just yet.
>>157197389>suddenly ends up being invaded by 50k (jesus christ lmao) maranzaobviously coordinated by orange man and morocco lol
>>157196179if I pay extra, will I also get the antidoping vial containing his teammate's urine?
And mo you're telling me that's not offside
The voices eminating from the drawer where I keep my tea tells me it's factually impossible to suffer in Yorkshire AKA God's Country.>>157197760Can't say I've been to Barnsley, but the rest of Yorkshire is a stunning place from where I've been.
>>157197874Fun fact: I like me tea the way AC Bbilan likes their defensive midfielders.
Mo you explain to me in what way pio esposito is an inferior player to alex del siero
>>157197994>I like me tea the way AC Bbilan likes their defensive midfielders.Someone put that on a t-shirt loleI just like a bit of honey in mine, but only when I'm not having a cheeky stroopwafel with it. Don't want to overdo the sweetness of it all.
>Mancini and the new Italy: the talents with multiple passports in the manager’s sights and those to be secured
>>157198000What a player the Del Pierus, let us remember his many contributions in the Shitalian shirt like... eh.... ummmmm... ahhhh.... oh yeah the golazzo against an already beaten Germany in a tournament he didn't start a single game in behind Iaquinta and Gilardino oh and ehhhhhhhh.... yeah>>157198255I'm obviously biased here but what is the issue? Players with Italian blood that want to play for Italy are far better than some spear thrower who happened to be shat out by his bantu mother in Brescia
In other news, Fitz-Jim signs for Torino, the former employers of Marcvs Tvllivs Baronvs. What sort of animal is Fitz-Jim?? His features and name are Lovecraftian in their nature.
>>157198303A match that Shitaly shouldn't even have played but still did thanks to the refball against AustraliaOne of the many refballed matches by the Shitalian NT
>>157198303There is more ignorance about the recent history of Italian football in this post than there is at a FIGC federal meeting, congrats
>>157198303Threemoney went to play for germany because mancini didnt called him up. Mancini only cares about inter players
>>157198324Hong-Kong Surinamese lesbian, truly the rarest of specimens
>>157198333Let me just post this trvth bomba that will BTFO every single poorfag itt and worldwide and in hell where they are rotting because being poor aka being shitalian is a sin The Shitalian football NT won- two WCs in the 1930 thanks to Mussolini bribing refs- a WC in 1982 with players who were supposed to be disqualified for life- a WC in 2006 after refballing against Australia- an EURO in 1968 after a coin toss- an EURO in 2021 after refballing twice against England (Bonucci offside goal and Chiellini missing red card for the famous Saka foul)
real tryhard hours
/lit/ idea: writing a book with the title “ Performative Schizo-ism: A Genealogy of Masks, Misalignments, and Method in the Age of Performative Truth”
>>157198303the passport printing gang is back to make a fool of itself again and you’re just standing there watching the finger pointed at the moon
>>157198366100%
That Visage island from Expedition 33 but you get to fight the schizo's multiple personalities(this post totally wasn't an excuse to post this track again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6Nas0ft2ME)
Sborrtal Shell II
Business idea: Locaelle
Watch Elle's show.
>>157198584My daughter should NOT do these dirty things!
Giorgio Scalvini to Jj
A delegation from AS Roma is travelling to Rotterdam to continue negotiations with Feyenoord regarding Givairo Read. The Italian giant is currently ahead of Nottingham Forest and wants to finalise the transfer of the 20-year-old right-back as soon as possible. This is according to Voetbal International.Shortly before midnight on Wednesday evening, AS Roma tabled an offer of at least 25 million euros. That proposal offers sufficient prospects for Feyenoord to sit down with the Italian club’s management. Feyenoord values Givairo Read at 30 million euros, as reported by La Gazzetta dello Sport in its print edition on Friday morning.Read himself has already reached an agreement for a five-season contract. AS Roma want to bring the defender to the Italian capital as soon as possible following the talks at De Kuip.“Of course, I find it quite exciting,” says Read in an interview with Voetbal International. “But I can’t predict the future. I don’t know myself what’s going to happen. In fact, I don’t think I even know everything that’s going on at the moment, and that’s by design. My agents keep a lot of things from me so that I can keep my mind on football and focus entirely on getting in top shape for the new season. I’ll just have to wait and see what happens in the end.”Read emphasises that he doesn’t want to leave De Kuip just like that. “If the opportunity arises at a club I fancy, then I’ll be ready for it. It’s hard to explain; it’s a feeling. I can feel it. You always have to have faith in yourself. I’m fit again now; physically and mentally, I feel strong. The next step is to show that on the pitch. That’s my main goal for this season: to stay fit and play well. I’ve experienced how quickly things can go wrong in football. You think you’re back from an injury and then you have to take a step backwards again.”
>>157197788I didn't ask but to be honest it looks pretty shitty. Now that you mention it there are an unusual amount of medical laboratories around the city. You maybe on to something.
palhinha is available carnavals
Why is half my timeline now just hench-maxxed Carnevali?
>EXCLUSIVE: Over the past few hours, Inter have moved significantly closer to reaching an agreement on both Cuti Romero’s salary and the agents’ commissions.number of goals scored against inter next season: zero
>>157199035coping jjust customers
>>157199113Have any coping tips for when Jj customers see this line-up?
>Last summer, on Deadline Day, Geertruida was loaned out by RB Leipzig to Sunderland. The 25-year-old from Rotterdam made 27 competitive appearances for the English club this season, but despite a strong campaign, it appears he will not be signed permanently for the release clause of twenty-three million euros. RB Leipzig are asking for twenty million euros for Geertruida.Do it John Carnaval!
>Mancini reportedly favours playing two big bombers up front
>>157199242Camarda and who? Kean?
Carnivals stop scheduling Jj games during my designated poop hours, I can't delay it any further since I gotta watch Cambiaso-man
Underrated shitalian rubacchiata: arnautovic's goal wasn't offside vs austria euro 2021
>Juventus (3-4-2-1): Di Gregorio; Kalulu, Gatti, Kelly; Celik, Locatelli, Douglas Luiz, Cambiaso; Zhegrova, Miretti; Milik.>Milik unironically startingA timeline so strange that it wouldn't surprise me to see PolSci students getting job offers...
>>157199280Death Stranding-esque lineup
Why is he so obsessed with me and Milan?
>>157199291Well they are playing against Nice, so something something beaches
Why is it so narcissist?
She wasn't underage. She was 17 years old + 1 of cardboard
>>157199242Looked her up and had a Certified Awooga Moment™. Wouldn’t mind storming her exclave if you know what I mean.
Houssem Awoogar
Alajbegovic found camping in the Tsuru Reef hotel
AwoogajbegovicAlso somehow just remembered Patrick Schick's sister
Sorry for the normiecore meme but lmao
Kelly spotted.
Gatti looking certifiably majestic lole
Spoiler: Zingarova won't do anything today
First ball already wasted by Sofascore
Why EVERY ligue uhn team is negru central?
>>157199669Just slandered Celik in such a way that even an Armenian would blush
>>157199669thanks to the Picking Cotonou Agreement
Toyota Celika already with better crosses than the Siptar garbage can
Douglas Lewis always the master at potentially giving away dumbshit penalties
>Picking Cotonou Agreement
>>157199719(You)
H-he's gonna stay, isn't he?
Douglas luiz is BACK
>>157199738Can you really come back to a place in which you never arrived in the first place?
Youssouf Ndaiscimmiè
Calcio.
Ok Sballet enough with that slop, sub in the young memes
>>157199786>Pinsoglio, Bruno, Koopmeiners, Adzic, Rugani, Joao Mario, Arthur, Cabal, Gil Puche, Oboavwoduo, Licina, Durmisi.Any prospect's to keep an eye out for?
>>157199803I'll be cautiously staring at Gil Pucchy
>>157199803>Oboavwoduohe's crackedLucio Dalla was already celebrating his name way back in "Lunedi cinema"
Zingarova I'm begging you
Nizza players are in the same physical conditions as Baresi
>si muove Milik
Curious Assistant spotted!
>Nabule getting closer to GattiLeukemia IN
Can't unsee it lel
La Dirigenza(tm) spotted
Is this a regular Pairetto moment?
Cabal subbed in to balance the gematria score against Toto Koutoune
>>157199985>>157200013>>157200072These pics? All first posted by (Me).
La Gil is up
>Carnevali on phoneSuzuki's deal? Done!
He looked very fat in that phone shot lmao
>>157200387Extremely rare pic of Ferrero not asleep
>It’s a sudden IP-range ban out of nowhere episodeGrimLike how does that work, is someone in my street just straight up blasting CP on some board?
talmbout GoD 2???
we rangeban een serieus probleem
is it happening?
>>157199652Just saw this on the forbidden site lole
>>157201684That skyline looks oddly familiar
>JUST IN: Federico Gatti remains Napoli’s priority, with the club now evaluating the formula and the costs involved. [Romano]tears of joy
>>157196179Wtf! Danejeet has his own playmobil figure
Spider-KINOCapechads we're so unbelievably back
>>157203502Just because Sadie Sink makes your pp feel funny or is it actually gud all on its own?
>>157203530Very gud on all accounts! They also teased a character (strangely enough nobody caught her at my cinema) which, on paper, should be giving us those special tingles too but I dunno, maybe my rice fever isn't as strong as I thoughtI thought there was supposed to be an Olivia Rodrigo song somewhere but either the Italian cut doesn't feature it, or it was just for some trailer (I don't watch trailers/pre-release media anymore tbf so I can't confirm), was pretty sad over it :/
>>157203530I bet she cries when she orgasms.
Dacryphiliacs in my /seriea/? Very much not for me, but intrasting nonetheless.>>157203561Oh cool, I'm not really into the whole cinematic universe thing but any good movie is a good thing as far as I'm concerned. Also in trying to decypher your hint about a teased character I learned that Samara Weaving is going to play "Emma Frost" in the future. I will most definitely be there for her kinose kino.
>Infantino not resigning lole
Mo there's a new spider man film
Twink jobless apu wearing a Coop shirt when?
Sleep tight /seriesadie/
you search the cursed app for reijnders rumors and shit looks like the young turks assembly of 1908
your thoughts on this?
>>157204289>o su cartano
This
willem goebbles
Giocare per strada: children here definitely don't play in the streets, but every three to four blocks there are playgrounds with green fields where children play, I even saw a native (cholo, indio) with bbilan kit (Ronaldihno, number 80) playing, I thought about asking for a photo but I was afraid of being mogged.I am trying to score some tickets for this Sunday's murderball, I want to see bokita but my partner in crime is too burgouise, so we may end up watching river.Either way, our (((boss))) is disappointed with our lack of progress in the tourist sector and he is threatening to shut down our $$, so we may cut the trip short, we may even look for a temporary job to cover some expenses so do not expect any reports soon.I took a laxative and shit went full liquid all day long, here is the summary for the Coriolis effect:4 counter-clockwise2 undecided (flushed straight down)1 clockwiseI may need to set up a patreon or a go fund me to return home, (((boss))) is really pissed...
>>157206889Are there named tickets in Argentina too? If so, book them under the name 'Pissi Riggitini' and see if you can get out of the country in one piece
There's an old hag at the bar sitting at the table next to mine listening to fucking Italian music from the 70s from her shitty phone and smoking like a chimney, boomer genocide when?
tfw figc is more broke than a polsci student
I have to make a confession serie ass, Italo #3 was a polsci student.. Still dunking on them tho
>>157207075hopefully she give syou cancer
>>157207437a soreta
>>157207457jokes on you, my sister is a whore
my wife Meloni is getting immigrationmogged…
Happy Birthday Switzerland!Say something nice about my beautiful country that produced many legendary serie a players
Carnivals where are the mercato players you promised us
Did you know that it's legal to eat cats and dogs in Switzerland?
the flag is a big plusvalenza
>my beautiful country that produced many legendary serie a players
>>157208332Xe probably meant strakosha and igli tare
Igli Tare, Igli Lorde and Igli Netta
And the Romans? Where are they now?
going to a local free street fest. lot of bands and stagesmaybe some eye candy too.
>>157208090frey\sommerlichsteiner akanji ?? zieglershaqiri freuler ?? ??frick ??
>frickhe was from Liechtenstein
Just off the top of your head, name a Swiss coach. (Hard mode: don’t say that Turkified Mads Mikkelsen that is their current NT coach)Maybe I just suppressed it out of racism but I can’t name any beyond that NT coach, but I’m happy to be proven wrong.Austria has so many with Calf Ragnarok, Glassner, Hutter and the O.G. Happel and even Czechia has the likes of Zeman.
>>157209285Vladimir Petkovic (swiss name btw), he coached Lazio a couple of years ago iirc
>>157209255i guess he was too based to play for swissland
>>157209297Oh, I remember us playing against his Algeria right before the WC. Could have known that but just assumed it was some Serbian.
>read transfer rumors>50 million danerius minimum for absolute shittersdrop the white phosphorus shells on this ded sbort
Its always eye-opening to see that the person loudest here is one of the biggest football illiterates. Should make you guys think...
I'm 100% sure there's a graph correlating football literacy with unemployment duration out there
>>157209156inler and behrami (and his hot wife)
>lecce confirm William Geubbels will arrive on Saturday for his medical after an agreement was reached with Paris FC.
>>157209448Kinose spotted on the grill in the new Lecce shirt announcement>not linking the model's pageGrim
>>157209576
Harry Winks back in serie ass
>>157209615inner thigh erotic ToT
Wtf jet fuel what?! What is he trying to say?!
>>157209657its a call to the ultras to shoot down negruanis plane
Quick, someone buy Ryan McAidoo
>>157210177
>Serra the best player on the pitch for a second game in a row >Zacca looking lethargic and uninterrested>Floriani starting with ANOTHER assist Rattuso please have some balls when it comes to the season starting
>>157210246Are Gattiso and Taylor talking again or is the atmosphere still as icy as a Frisian winter's night?
>>157210246>Floriani starting with ANOTHER assistIf his name had been Mussolinho, he would have been worth 50 million.
>>157210242still would
>benuldiesnoice
>>157210251yeah, they made up in the afternoon training session and all is back to normal >>157210271I actually believe this
donnarumma KINO incoming
>>157210279>Following the 6-3 friendly win against Avellino, Gattuso reflected on the incident. “Anyone who knows me knows how I think and what my style is. As far as I was concerned, it was all over after thirty minutes. That’s just the way I am,” he told the Italian newspaper *Corriere dello Sport* on Saturday. “That’s the mentality we need to have here.”Voetbal International put up an article about it about 2 minutes after I asked kek, thanks for answering.
pafundibros.... We've entered the serie ass loan hell arc
Can these man shitty players even hit the target?DONNARUMMA BTW
PROVEDEL
Which part of Pully needs to be edited to make a Gil Puche edit I wonder...?
>>157210302Catanzaro worked wonders for Liberali, so...>man shitty
Marescabros... I don't feel so good
For me, it's that random fucking track you're trying to download that keeps getting queued for all eternity
Reminder that there are literal Enzo Maresca raters in this very thread...
The redacted website's community has found out about the Curious Assistant...
>Tomorrow at 15:00, the first De Kuip Cup will be contested. The winner of the match between Feyenoord and Atalanta will receive a special trophy, designed to reflect the iconic roof of De Kuip.It's a bit toilet seat-y, but as far as pre-season trophies go it's bretty cool (not a high bar to clear, but still).
>>157209448/seriea/ maintains that Lecce has lost faith in the relegation battleI ask you: Do you believe with Di Francesco and us in the total survival of Lecce Football Clebbe in Mr Eni’s Premier Division?
M. Kempf and W. Geubbels walk into the Stadio Giuseppe Sinigaglia...
Reminder
>>157211190jej
Wtf, it's actually gud. Pretty brutal too for batman standards, goons getting chopped up by propelors, shot in the head and stabbed with batarangs.
>Cardiff City - RomaLole, lmao even
Cardiff City would dominate Serie Ass
>>157211203I never wear caps and even if I did I wouldn’t wear a cap from a third rate bantu bouncy ball sport club
Dinner plans?I just lit the grill in the garden, have some sausages, lamb and skewers to go on it for frens that are coming over.
>>157211117Fun fact Geubbels and Adolf "Austrian but not the painter" Hütter already linked up in Monaco
>>157211460>Dinner plans?Saturday is pizza day
>>157211267Lulli (emanuele)
Geubbels was too good for the swiss league back then. But he is very sensitive and always struggled with his mind. If he gets that under control, he is going to be great player for lecce.
Go back, pugliese
Really need Demi Vollering to verbally degrade me and spit in my mouth /cyc/bros
>>157209657Trump's lost his fucking mind
>>157210177she's a monster
went to the game today can't believe we won, talk in the pub before the game was how much Roma would beat us by i think we are ahead in preparation for new season mind... there seemed to be one really bad injury for a Roma player hope he recovers quickly :(
>>157212168Muhammed Bah was the player injured, just reading on our forum. was in tears poor lad
>>157212168>there seemed to be one really bad injury for a Roma player hope he recovers quickly :(We hope he doesn't
>>157212168Please become watch our /seriea/, it already have a Scotsman* and a Yorkshireman
>>157212182>Muhammed Bah was the player injuredWow! It's fucking nothing
>>157212182how will epstien cope now that muhammed bah is injured, surely another 100m to splash on the market while lotito sits on his refusing to buy a striker for rino
*curiously assists (You)*Also I don't think I'm wrong in recognising Pjanic there?P.S. Why does Elon's forbidden site encode 4K footage with h.264 lole, what a clown
Piccoli just scored to Real Madrid btw
>>157212570that fucking beta walk, why are balkans so weak btw yes that's Pjanic and by the looks of it he had a good hair transplant
>>157212570I hope Pjanic hasn't retired lmao
>>157212570Fiuuuuuuu Relief. Deal almost done. A real coup. Bravo Carnevali and Massara
>>157212700Still a better player than Douglas Luiz, but -15 points to the Juve if you say this
>>157212570Pjanic looks like a cia agent that infiltrated the cartel de cali
>>157212733he lacks the kefiah around the neck
Put this in my "Potentially useful in the future" folder
>>157212733he looks like a skinny nerd who spent too much time in the sun
>>157212570big guy with the jacket
>>157213344So twinkazzo with its natural apebanian skintone?
Kolo Bane (pronounced as Bay-nee) didn't fly so good
fras we found banda
Around the banda, around the bandaAround the banda, around the bandaAround the banda, around the banda Around the banda, around the bandaAround the banda, around the bandaAround the banda, around the bandaAround the banda, around the bandaAround the banda, around the banda Around the banda, around the bandaAround the banda, around the bandaAround the banda, around the bandaAround the banda, around the bandaAround the banda, around the banda Around the banda, around the bandaAround the banda, around the bandaAround the banda, around the bandaAround the banda, around the banda
There's a place up ahead, and I'm goin'Just as fast as my feet can flyCome away, come away if you're goin'Leave the sinkin' ship behindCome on the risin' windWe're goin' up around the BandaOoh!Bring a song and a smile for the banjoBetter get while the getting's goodHitch a ride to the end of the highwayWhere the neons turn to woodCome on the risin' windWe're goin' up around the BandaOoh!
Well, my daddy left home when I was threeDidn't leave very much to my mom and meExcept this old guitar and an empty bottle of boozeNow I don't blame him 'cause he run and hidBut the meanest thing that my daddy ever didWas before he left, he went and named me bandaHe must've thought that it was quite a jokeAnd I got a lot of laughs from a lots of folkSeems I had to fight my whole life throughSome girl would giggle and I'd turn redAnd some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his headI tell you, life ain't easy for a boy named bandaWell, it was Gatlinburg in mid-JulyAnd I just hit town and my throat was dryThought I'd stop and have myself a brewAt an old saloon on a street of mudThere at a table, dealing studSat the dirty, mangy dog that's named me bandaWell, I knew that snake was my own sweet dadFrom a worn-out picture that my mother hadKnew that scar on his cheek and his evil eyeHe was big and bent and gray and oldAnd I looked at him and my blood ran coldAnd I said, "My name is banda, how do you do?Now you gonna die"
Based Cash-chad
lot of eye candy at the festival. countless of nipples and shorts skirts.
Mind you it has a girlfriend btw (but won't marry her)
>>157214518it might be ogre soon.
>>157214518imagine her feet
>>157213807things you can say about your music taste but not your Serie A club
>Randal Kolo Muani has received authorization to leave for his medical examinations with Juventus. Important exclusive detail: Kolo Muani will now join the team on a DEFINITIVE contract, no longer on loan with an obligation to buy. It's happening, it's confirmed.
>>157214694Obligationbros... our response?
>>157214703
>>157214694So >we have no more budget for this session, correct? With a loan even if an obligation >we would've still had some cash for this summerfuck
>Scotterrone getting ready to drop some absolute truthnvkes
>>157214811Too white for a terrone
Business idea: Roma-style announcement video but insead of the missing teenagers they show the Jj mercato transfers
>Leão-Super Lig hotting up: Galatasaray, Fenerbahçe and Beşiktaş to fight in a three-way duel for a loan with right of Red Dead Redemption
>>157214811>one sip of Tennents later
>>157214949Massive upgrade
>Vicario almost done dealt. Di MarzioCan Mr. Ayatollah deliver some more True Promises so he can't fly a plane to Turin?
Help me, Randal, I'm Kolo in the alleyWay-hey, Kolo in the alleyHelp me, Randal, I'm Kolo in the alleyBully down in Gobbo Al'!
>>157215006That's an unironic downgrade to Di Merdorio lmaoat least new edit ideas are up
*creates another folder for RKM*
Calcio /biz/ idea: Turkish Super Fig (c), a federal league to be used as dumping ground for the washed up
Turkish Super Figa
If you think about it, cocomordan is a form of Super Figa
Big Pussy Buonp-ACK!
>>157215152Who
>>157215152Is this a rare Hello Kitty character?
>>157214071I'm honestly surprised
>Juventus will make an €8m bid for Nice youngster Junior Mandza. Nice don’t want to let him go and value him at around €40m. The player has never played in an official match.The Jj scouting department is just looking for players with names that sound like car brands kekThe bbilanification is just continuing...
Junior Mandzakic
>>157214749probably yeah, that was the secret to having a big mercato with no ucl, to use next year’s money. I don’t remember anyone reporting it either, maybe PSG changed the terms last minute and >we were in too deep to walk away. Hopefully Nico/Gatti get sold
Junior 'the Nonna smasher' Marandza
> The discussions for Kolo Muani have finally come to fruition thanks to the DIRECT INVOLVEMENT OF NASSER AL-KHELAÏFI! >He made it possible to convert the loan with an obligation to buy into a permanent transfer.
>>157215355Must be why it took so long for his medicals despite the deal being done since at least wednesday. Oh well fuck this, I hope the Vicario loan is going to be an option so >we can send him back if he performs as terribly as I expect him to>Hopefully Nico/Gatti get soldNico is 100% to be a last minute minusvalenza or at best a loan with option, Atleti have no intention to spend more than 20m on this shitter and >we can't sell him for that low Gatti probably a loan with obligation although I read some GRIM rumors about a swap for M.Olivera
Vicario Amelia
Vicario's Secret
Alicia Vicandrio
Asteras Tripolīs is pleased to announce the arrival of Konstantinos Koulierakis from Wolfsburg
Vicario City
>>157215493I became amorfati-pilled on the keepers and accepted it’s all part of calcio’s plan for Palmisani to wear the black and white. I’ve heard €25m for Nico but the club want a bit more to prevent a book loss, I think you have to take the hit though because there’s not really a market for him outside of Simeone’s raging boner for Argensimians
so will Vicario be Di Gregorio’s vice keeper then?
>they want 40m for MazdaWhat are we doing here lol
What did James Horncastle mean by that?
>>157215152F
>>157215152he was just a kid...
>Juventus: Adzic and Joao Mario increasingly close to departure. The Montenegrin heading to Cagliari, for the Portuguese Fiorentina is gaining more ground. For both, work is underway on the loan formula.t. Romeo without Juliet
>>157215493>>157215769Unless the transfer fee is being paid in a single installment, there shouldn't be much difference between a loan with an obligation to buy and a permanent transfer completed this summer. The only real difference is that this year's amortization expense will increase by a couple of millions but it will also be spread over a longer period.I highly doubt this change has any impact on the budget for the goalkeeper. If we can't afford the €30 million for Suzuki/Trubin/you name it now, I seriously doubt we could have afforded it two days ago.I simply think they want to spread the remaining budget across multiple positions. If Gatti leaves, we'll need two center-back (one of whom I hope is Lucumí) and try to sign as many players as possible on loan or as free transfers.
I wouldn't go to idaho
>>157214694dumb negru club can go fuck itself this season
>>157215892>no senior playtime did the lad summon a stand of Pogba during that friendly >>157216639you’re right but it’s more of a now vs later thing because of FFP, Znegruvic is off the books but this season Jj has no UCL money so that €8m~ yearly amortized cost of the transfer could have meant another player comes in this window instead of next. I reckon Suzuki specifically is the transfer that balked because of it desu
>>157217218>another player comes in this window instead of nextmy money is on Daihatsu joining next
Which is the better team to support: Lazio or Fiorentina?
It's time for Shūto Machino>>157218183La Viola, and it isn't close.
>>157218183The only ones who understand football are clearly Fiorentina fans. You need to create a staff made up of Viola fans, that's the only way to win something. They're better than Italiano, Palladino and Stefano Pioli.
>>157218190>>157218253What is so loveable about Fiorentina? A lot of people seem to really like them.
>>157218286Dunno I'm just the Chief Redirection Officer, in charge of steering miserable anglos towards supporting equally miserable clubs
>>157217218Not necessarily. For FFP purposes, a loan with an obligation is treated the same as a permanent transfer. The only real difference is that with a loan, you defer the transfer fee payment.On the other hand, if it had been a loan with an option to buy that only became an obligation under certain conditions, then there was a possibility of booking it in the 2027–28 season (or at least that's how I recall it).As I was saying, this sudden change doesn't really make much difference in >our mercato. For Suzuki, they'll want at least €30 million with no fancy loans with options, it likely has to b straight permanent transfer or the deal doesn't happen.Who knows, maybe this "favor" to PSG is a way to get Chevalier on loan at a favorable price. I hope not because he wouldn't fix shit.
Sandales Poireau Moisi has landed in Turin.
>Hull City have shown interest in Inter midfielder Kristjan Asllani on a loan deal with an option to buy.>Inter, however, are insisting on an obligation to buy if they are to let him leave.give big eplel monies
>>157212570Insane you guys paid 33 mil for this guy
>sfinterismo comico representatives surprised that there are clubs whose owners are willing to spend somewhat (episode #4786)
>Adzic to Sussuolonice
>Infantino: “After 2031 we can make a serious amount of money here,” he told one associate, referring to the date he envisaged his presidential term coming to an end. When he was jokingly asked about whether his $6 million salary was enough, Infantino replied: “No, I’m talking a serious amount.”Today I feel baldfraudish
>>157221847Ok but are they willing to play him or he's going to be permabenched after matchday 2 lole
>>157221890That depends on Adzic desuif he keeps shitting himself whenever he gets the ball like last season then it's ogre for him
https://x.com/Sottoporta_ICI/status/2083464870620508287He sucks better call up your Frattesis your Fagiolis your Cristantes and your Locatellis instead
>>157221945Yeah but he might steal a spot from Pafundi, which HE definitely can't allow
>five minutes since Mancini returned >third world supporters are starting to push for players with shaky passport status to be called upCan't make this shit up
>shaky passportskek blud speaks shitalian better than your shitalian idols
Mr Bibi there are multiple hamas tunnels under this bench please bomb it
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