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dodgers
javi just MINDFUCKED the O's
Jizz Chimpcum Jr.
>>157175925coward
>>157175925wow
I need a Cubs girl wife
>>157175953get in line
LADs
Mets
>>157175958*cuts to the front of the line*
pages is a BUM, mookie is a BUM, tucker is a BUM, teo is a BUM
Here are your American League stolen base leaders by team.1 Cleveland Guardians (107 SB)2 New York Yankees (101 SB)3 Tampa Bay Rays (101 SB)
>>157175953hi :)
>>157175967Best closer in baseball.
>>157175961>emails begging to be in the next fantastic four>kills her career kek, should have just given Harvey the 'ole "Miramax Special"
>>157175987if my team lost it's because they suck not because your team is good
wow looks like the boys of summer are back in business
>>157175987He was molested in Detroit in the sweltering summer of 2026
>>157175967What happened? He was better than PCA at one point.
>>157176020he's a BUM, that's what happened
Ernie Clemens is the son of Roger Clemens but his other son Kody is better, is that why people never mention it?
>>157175989I don't see how that's relevant to staring at her butt.
>>157175980>>157175953get in line, xister
How long do we think manaea holds up this game
>>157176020As a dodgers fan I'd take PCA over Pages in a heartbeat
>cubs girls
>>157176041You need to show a little respect to the greatest producer to ever live. Harvey would have made sure a photoshoot for his favorite starlet was more flattering than "flash on just caught in my robe on christmas morning."
Yanks bullpen has been lights out
>>157176082You know harvey wanted to back out of funding the lotr movies, right?
>>157176086So why is Cashman trying to trade for Miller?
>>157176102He did back out, it's how New Line got the rights.
>>157176103Source?
>>157176121Really? He's listed as a producer in the credits
>>157176130https://www.pinstripealley.com/yankees-news/199407/yankees-trade-rumors-mason-miller-carlos-lagrange-dax-kilby-ali-sanchez-catcher-christian-bethancourt-lockout-salary-cap
>>157176134>still got a slice of that billion dollar pieThe greatest to ever do it.
What does a billion dollar pie taste like?
>philthy
>>157176167Darude - Bags of Sandstorm
>>157176141It doesn't really matter. A team like the Yankees, which has a lot of money, can get any player they want. Why wouldn't they try to get both Mason Miller and Adrian Morejon? The Padres and the Yankees have had good deals with each other in the past, and the Yankees' pitching coach, Matt Blake, likes to work with players who throw certain types of pitches, like Morejon can.
>>157176195Money goes to free agents after the season has concluded anon, in season there is only the trade.
Javy is so freaking back
cum shitter kek
tigs teeing off
>>157176202Money and prospect capital are like two sides of the same coin. Every farm has a tangible value attached to it. Without these values, there would be no deals. The New York Yankees have the most valuable group of young players, especially in developing top pitchers. For example, Luis Gil was named the American League Rookie of the Year in 2024, and Cam Schlittler is expected to win the Cy Young in 2026.
Ngh...gaw...i gotta have it...
give it to me...
>>157176266Luis Gil, now there's a guy the Padres couldn't say no to.
PHILTHIES KEK
>>157176284>>157176289in a few
having a gross beard like marsh sucks so fucking bad in the summer. you just feel disgusting all the time
What are the ducks even doing kek
>>157176371
>>157176331Luis Gil was suddenly given a chance to play. Then he won an award after coming from the Yankees' farm. Unfortunately, he got hurt. But this doesn't change my main point. Also, why would the Padres say no to three or four promising young players in exchange for a couple of relief pitchers who wouldn't really help their team win, as shown by their position in the standings? Dax Kilby, Will Warren, Ben Hess, and Jace Avina for Mason Miller could be a good deal for both sides. I don’t think the trade gets done but the Yankees could if they wanted to.
>YeSavage took off his hat>Big bald spot>23 years oldBrutal.
foulbanks is dealing
no...NO!!!
>>157176389kurwa bobr
>>157176401Kek he's only 23? He looks like a long-term alcoholic trucker.
>>157176401lol! I remember when they said he would keep pace with Schlittler and be his arch nemesis.
>>157176408kek cum shitter
Alek Manoah's career has ended
>>157176185>>157176340Just got swept lol
get out those brooms
>PhilthiesOh my kek
my ducks :(
>>157176401>>157176428>what living in Canada for an extended period of time does to a red-blooded conservative american male
Paul Masson will sell no wine before its time
>>157176438
>>157176438recker MINDFUCKED manoah
>philthiesKek
>>157176438Every time I see a team say they "released" somebody I think of The Giver
>gnats
second base umpie in the mets braves game is an absolute madman
>>157176467biggest mindfuck since merkle's boner
>>157176488>doubting Jorbit Vivas>2026Pick one
what the fuck lol I turned it off earlier cuz it was 6-0
sneks win the tie breaker
>it was 6-0 Phillies>Marlwins
>>157176532When the Marlins win, it's always some bizarre looney tunes shit
>>157176532
>>157176545>looney tunesthis is a merrie melodies general
>>157176566whats that sign say by the right foul pole?
>>157176573811 BEFORE YOU DIG
RIP
>>157176584Recker won
These strange looking ducks are getting raped and gaped for the second day in a row
>>157176573lol owned
>>157176589>Recker won
>>157176068not the rapid spinning, but i would love to do this. every single person needs to decompress their spines a few times a week. hell, once a day
It feels like 3 days ago the Phillies were 2 games behind the Braves
Wtf actually happened to Manoah? Dude got Cy Young votes a few years ago and then he turned dog shit and now he's out of the league
>>157176615>Wtf actually happened to Manoah?
>>157176615Recker called him fat on national tv and it mindfucked him
>>157176608Pete Fairbanks decided to stop being ass all of a sudden
>>157176615He needed to hit the gym
>>157176558>DA DADADADADADADA DADA DA DAAAAAA!>DA DADADADADADADA DADA DA DAAAAAA!>DOOOWEEE DOOOWEEE DOODOOODOODOOOOOO!>DOOOWEEE DOOOWEEE DOODOOODOODOOOOOO!>DA DADADADADADADA DADA DA DAAAAAA!>DAA DAA DAA DAAAA DAA DAAAAAAAAA!!
>>157176655thats darude - sandstorm
>>157176655what did sneed mean by this?
>>157176566[RULES OF NATURE]
check these dubs tho
>>157176655abee abee ah uh cum shitter folks
>>157176566KWAB!!
skubal to the doyers -jeff passan
we lost 3 out of those 4 games :-)
I could suck a mean cock right now
the bells were ringing and the jays were swinging...
>>157176723lockout sisters....we won.....
Can they finally bench that chinless faggot Tucker
I'm watching blue jays and nationals and they seem like unathletic goobers who can't catch a ball and do basic mistakes. It's entertaining but I don't get why these people aren't trained to sprint properly.
the phillies need to figure it out. can't keep doing the same thing. they need to make lineup changes, they need to acquire hitters from outside the organization.call the jays about clement and baltimore about holliday.
>>157176753Randy for Tucker and 85% of his salary, how can Dodgers possibly say no?
>Tiger fans unironically think they're getting Josue De PaulaMaybe if he was traded before the season started
>>1571767234 peat
>>157176777It's going to be Hope/Davalan + Tibbs
B E N G E ' DENGE'D
>>157175967Tucker just needs more time
>>157176823It’s pretty fucking funny when the commentators glaze him and constantly say he, “needs to continue his hot streak” when he’s been dog shit all season.
Last summer, a struggling Francisco Alvarez was sent to AAA for a brief stint. Since coming back up, he's had 399 PA. There are 27 MLB catchers who have had 350+ PA since 7/21/25. Among them, Alvarez ranks:>3rd in wRC+ (133)>7th in BA (.267)>5th in OBP (.348)>4th in SLG (.489)>6th in xwOBA (.345)>8th in fWAR (3.0) - but behind seven guys with more PA. His fWAR/650 ranks 5th (4.9)I've seen a lot of people dumping on Alvarez this season, calling him a bust in postgame threads and often getting upvoted for it, and it boggles my mind. He is a 24 year old catcher with a 121 wRC+ this season, after a 124 wRC+ last year at age 23. He's been arguably a top 5 catcher in the game over the past calendar year - easily at least top 5 offensive catcher. He's exactly what we hoped he would be as a top prospect. Idk if people need him to hit like Mike Piazza to be satisfied with his production, but I'd just like to put out this PSA that Francisco Alvarez is, in fact, very good.I've seen a LOT of repeated complaints about his GIDP numbers. I would like to encourage everyone to look at the all-time career and single season GIDP leaderboards, cause you'll see a LOT of all stars and hall of famers and hopefully realize that it's not remotely an indictment on his value or ability.
tucker was a completely pointless signing. the law of diminishing returns had already kicked in with trying to add more stars
>>157176875I don't think he's getting traded. It would be strange to trade him without any notable catching prospects in the wings.
>>157176875literally who
>alvarez challenging
It was 7-0
>7 run lead gonewtf
>>157176902>>157176905>Tigers bullpenA tale old as time
>>157176723
>>157176919i guess i was stupid to believe that 7 runs would be enough of a cushion
based Benge :)
>thank fuck I'm outta here
>>157176535I almost stepped on a rattler recently. Sorry snekbros, I will atone.
>>157176931>comedy central fanWhy would you think this in the first place
a 7 run deficit is nothing for the best lineup in baseball
Who's pitching for the Yanks today?
>>157176957well the tigers beat this same team 14-0 last night so going up 7-0 seemed to be pretty solid, all things considered
>devin williamsWhy throw an otherwise very good match?
>>157176974Shit Hitler
BREAKING: The Dodgers are acquiring two-time Cy Young winner Tarik Skubal from the Tigers in exchange for RHP Emmet Sheehan and top prospects Josue De Paula and Jackson Ferris, sources tell ESPN.
>>157176974cum shitter kek
>The Tigers and Dodgers have reached an agreement to trade Tarik Skubal to Los Angeles for Emmet Sheehan, Josue De Paula and Jackson Ferris, per Jeff Passan
>>157177006>>157177014Fake
SKUBAL TO THE DODGERS
>it's real
He doesn't even shit cum though lol...
I didn't want baseball next year anyway
russell crowe just died
>>157177058Trump just announced WW3 has started
turn on cnn, joe rogan to the expos
I feel physical pain when I watch devin williams pitch. Fuck he's so bad he's going to ruin this
jays are winning 5-1 (fake rumour)
>>157177038source?
Guys quick turn on fox news they are invading iraq again
>>157177072>It's Joever
>call is overturned
Quick anon! Catch this routine play and we win the World Series!
>>157177109fake news
we can't let brewers get skubal. friedman save us, sir jew. YES, i'm scared
sit the FUCK down!!!
Melton > skoob
Kek riley is absolute trash now No refunds barvebrahs
JUST RECEIVED THIS OVER THE WIRE STOP BABE RUTH HONUS WAGNER AND TY COBB HAVE RISEN FROM THEIR GRAVES STOP THE DODGERS HAVE ALREADY SIGNED THE UNDEAD MONSTROSITY LEGENDS TO MULTI YEAR DEFERRED CONTRACTS STOP
The NY Mest are undefeated since Wonuggo threw out the first pitchHas the Chapell Roan curse been reversed?
Mets win
>>157177140Get aids and die proxyfag
Thank you everyone for your patience. The Twins will have their first winning record since April in just a few hours. Hang in there just a bit longer.
>>157177148based :)
Salas is officially a Chihuahua, now Chihuahuabro can no longer complain that we stole Taylor and Campy from him
>>157177205I can't wait any longer!!!!!!!
I could sugga deep one
>>157177205how are they so much better than last year despite going on a terrible firesale last year?
Orioles still bottled it.
>>157175909It’s so over for my pirates ):
>BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers are acquiring two-time Cy Young winner Tarik Skubal from the Detroit Tigers, sources tell ESPN.>The package heading back to Detroit is expected to center on right-hander Emmet Sheehan, outfield prospect Zyhir Hope and at least one additional prospect. Possibly pitching star Cum Shitter. More details to come.
Peter Alonso
>In a all star trade, Cum Shitter and Yankees top prospects Sore Asman and Phuc Ma As are all heading to the Chicago Cubs
jays win a wild one in washington
>>157177140The power of Asian pussy
>>157177305Until it’s memorialized in a peff tweet I can’t consider this as being true
Os tigers meme game
>torkelbum didn't pop out after 2 pitchesnani?!
>O's get 2 runs in extra>Tigers get a HR and tie the gameI have no horse in this race, this is fun.
Pooers kek
fun game in detoilet
>>157177396Os came back from 7-0. Neither team wants to win this game
>Milwaukee
Why do pitchers get blamed if the manager is calling the pitches?
completely unserious bum teambut /we/ should still keep skubal solely to spite the mlb media and their pet shill teams
Tatis is 6-6 against the Rocks this series
>>157177239Lots of it is probably unsustainable and we'll see the typical fall-off Minnesota loves to do in August. But the batting's been above average and making good use of scoring chances, and the starting pitching is solid. The defense has been inconsistent and the bullpen is atrocious, but with a few good additions the Twins may be as competitive as any AL team.
>>157177488>trashtis is good against bad teamswow shocker. riveting stuff
>>157177488Okay, he can come over in the Miller trade too.
>>157177515>it was "the rockies are a bad team"but I was told the rocks have the hot hand?
Rocks have the hot hand.
>>157177488i remember poodrepacos were crying he wasn't getting homers but i guess they're standards fell down to being satisfied by base hits
Moo
>>157177529It's a euphemism for fisting oneself.
>>157177529you were told bullshit by bandwagon faggots
weren't the Tigers supposed to be contenders lol
>>157177567They're in the AL Central. They're contenders by default.
>>157177567al east is the best division in baseball, in fairness
>>157177561He has more than Vladdy despite taking two months to hit 1
Also, Philties kek
>>157177612Vladdy never recovered from getting picked off at 2nd vs Minnesota.
>>157177627
JOE ROGAN IS DEADLOL LMAO
>>157177650kekini!
POODRESKEK
>>157177655damn, and he never got to play for my expos
good attempt by croney
lolcats
>Jon Heyman believes the Yankees would "love" to have George Springer as they search for a RH outfielder.Yanks love their Jays scraps.
Os win. Gg tigods
it was 7-0
Orioles did not bottle it.
remember when skubal tried to murder a guy simply for attempting to lay down a bunt?
>>157177708to be fair, that's kind of Fry's fault for not attempting to pull back an obvious ball
>>157177731Yea he leaned in to that pitch with his head
Is everyone holding their horses?
>>157177741the horse is holding me
>>157177741Do you have to call 811 before holding them?
>>157177765You should call them now and ask, I'm also curious
skubal to the long island ducks in exchange for trevor bauer
>>157177765You don't HAVE to but it is recommended
>>157177765Hey @grok should I call 811 before holding my horses?
orioles won that ballgame and that series.
poodres kek
bogey goes doom...
>>157177812You have to be 18 to post here
>>157177135Ok I kekked
I knead it
Canning is dealing
>>157177850>he's only 17 years and 364 days old you SICK FREAK
>>157177748You need multiple horses to post here
My cats fucking suck.
Chihuahuas mentioned on the Padres broadcast!
>>157177748Cute honse! :3>>157177884Would if I could, bunch of farms near me an Hanover is less than an hour away.
>>157177896there's no way that's a real team
arraez chicken
>>157177915there's no way that's a real dog
>>157177919@grok is this true?
>>157177895what did kitty do
manny actually ran to first base!
getting on base against the rocks is like winning the nl west for the poodres kek
>>157177935He never did as an orange duck D: no fair
no outs bases loaded for my chadres
>>157177792Well, at least he was good as a Duck.
the rocks didn't even attempt to stop that slow roller
avoiding a NOBLETIGER is a parade for the poodres kekas if meatball Matsui won't equalize the game later kek
i thought that was gone kek!
>>157177989I remember tootblan but not tiger what does it mean again o.o?
the foul ball drama in sf is funny
rally killer bogey
Mariners move to Vancouver and Portland gets the expansion team.Jersey gets the other one.
Let me try that again>The city of Vancouver has chosen a prospective owner to pursue an MLB expansion franchise, industry sources told Sportsnet.>The Show Vancouver Bid Corporation was selected over other potential bidders and will now work in conjunction with city staff to engage MLB and make a push for an expansion team.>The group is led by Zack Ross, the president of the Vancouver-based real estate company Cape Group, and is said to have delivered a compelling pitch backed by designers, architects and sports industry experts.
>>157178061>>157178077A Canadian team would have some merit just because its first year would have fringe minor leaguers/indy ballers while also being able to pull some Canadian league guys too. Wouldn't be a complete lost cause in the first few years
>>157178022No Outs Bases Loaded Entire Team Incable (of) Getting Easy Run
>>157178077I had thought salt lake Utah would've made a bid by meow, since they did just get an NHL team
Mariners are reddit. Jimothy is reddit.
>>157178123not enough white players for mormons to make a bid
>>157178120Thanks! :3
canning is dealing!
>>157178129Who?
POODRES KEK
(>^~^<)/ Hoping my birds don't have to deal with walker on Fri skubal was a pain.
Fermin what the hell was that?
how will the broo croo cheat their way out of this one?
>>157178218I am so sorry
Padres broadcast just implied the rocks have the hot hand
Please have mercy
canning dealt
Give me another chance, I'm begging ya
Tarik Skubal to the Dodgers in exchange for who?
>>157178284ohtani and a 1st
>>157178284Can they not? It was annoying back when George Stein Brenner did it 30+ years ago D:
>>157178331Skubals been pitching for 30+ years?
a less wacky game at Petco compared to yesterday
The Broors are no longer cheating.
stoveminders how close are we to a skubal trade?
>>157178421standing by for the peff tweet
>>157178129I'VE FUCKING HAD IT!!!!!THE SEATTLE MARINERS HAVE APPARENTLY DECIDED THAT WINNING BASEBALL GAMES IS A SIDE QUEST.THE MAIN MISSION???DESIGNING FUNNY FUCKING T-SHIRTS.OH GOOD!!! JULIO'S WEARING A JIMOTHY SHIRT FOR BATTING PRACTICE!!!THAT'LL DEFINITELY HELP WHEN THE TEAM GOES 2-FOR-14 WITH RUNNERS IN SCORING POSITION.I'M SO GLAD THE GRAPHIC DESIGN TEAM IS HITTING .600.MAYBE THEY CAN HIT THIRD TOMORROW.THE MARINERS HAVE TURNED INTO A FUCKING APPAREL COMPANY THAT PLAYS BASEBALL ON THE WEEKENDS.NEXT WEEK IT'S GONNA BE JIMOTHY HOODIES.THEN JIMOTHY SOCKS.THEN JIMOTHY BOBBLEHEADS.THEN JIMOTHY FLAMETHROWERS.MEANWHILE THE OFFENSE CAN'T SCORE MORE THAN THREE GODDAMN RUNS WITHOUT NEEDING A MIRACLE.I DON'T NEED ANOTHER CUTE T-SHIRT.I NEED A FUCKING SACRIFICE FLY.I NEED A TWO-OUT HIT.I NEED SOMEBODY TO HIT A FASTBALL THAT ISN'T LOCATED DIRECTLY DOWN THE MIDDLE OF I-5.PUT THE SCREEN PRINTER AWAY.PUT THE CRICUT MACHINE AWAY.PUT PHOTOSHOP AWAY.AND MAYBE...JUST MAYBE...SPEND A LITTLE MORE TIME LEARNING HOW TO HIT A BASEBALL.
how realistic is a scenario where the mets try to trade to get alonso back from the O's
>>157178129It is cringe as fuck how teams are so quick to try and turn something organic into something they can post about on social media and get 100 likes."OMG a racoon with missing vertebrae???!! 20 insta posts about, promo night, shirts that say "Protect Jimothy at all costs!""Like holy shit, just let things happen organically
>>157178370Nu but dodgers are turning into the bankees
>POODRES PRRRTTTTTTT
>>157178475"Protect x at all costs" is pretty cringe ngl
we still got this
Kill the racoon.
Byron Buxton is going on the 10-day IL with a right hip impingement. Tristran Gray has been recalled.
pooers getting GAPED at oracle
>>157178533the twins injured list would probably be a competitive AL team in its own right
>tiggers
Ummmm did you guys see the score in the Milwaukee game? You won't believe me if I told it to you
>>157178453>memeiners
I… I didn’t call…
>>157178637
finna watch >tampon >texass
i still think it's funny that croney was developed as a two way player who was able to hit over 94 at AAA yet the padres never bothered to experiment with it a the major league level
I call 811 every morning when I wake up
>>157178637This clearly says "Before call 811, you dig, it's the law." you did nothing wrong
This 811 thing isn’t funny
>>157178503I love this pink.. poodle guinea pig looking thing :'3
This 811 thing is funny
The 811 thing is no laughing matter.
>>157178717haha funny bear!
This 811 thing is THE LAW.
This 811 thing is free
that's a chadres win>5 game winning streak is the longest this seasonwow that was a bleak start to the year
Blue looks good on him
>>157178732LAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW
>>157178754if the dodgers sign/trade for skubal to fill in for Ohtani's "injury," can we stop pretending Ohtani is a two way player?
!realyGoRays
I love 811 :)
>>157178765But he is le Japanese babe Ruth!
>>157178765no because he's ohtani, and he and the dodgers can do whatever they want. deal with it.
>>157178688Are you attorneyspie?
they'll never force the dodgers to no longer count Ohtani as a two way player because then the dodgers aren't allowed to roster an extra pitcher like the cheaters they are
>BrewGO-ACK!!!
nu bru cru, our response?
>>157178839PFMA
Broors need Skubal.
Hi bros
Two way means bisexual
>>157178848Hi pond fren! :D
>Skubal to the El Paso Chiuahahas t. Peff
>>157178839smart teams lose once in a while
>>157178848‘Ello guvnah, fancy a fag?
>>157178848*kisses you*
>>157178859no way that's a real pitcher
>>157178706hahabig fan of the pink one!
LET'S GO METS
bree is getting a little too cocky on social media. red berds need to steal a win tonight.
>>157178972kek
>>157178972There's no way that's her real face
>Angels open to trading Neto, Detmers, Soriano.Oh cool Zach Neto, he's pretty goo->leads the league in strikeoutso-oh.... t-thanks
>>157178972berds will split the series
>>157178972That’s literally her real face!
>>157178993If he was a pitcher, that would be great
>>157179004Why can't Soriano or Detmers lead the league in strikeouts? Aren't they ashamed Neto is doing it as a shortstop?
>>157178999that isn't what women look like
I need a Reds man to impregnate me
>>157179045no can dosville, babydoll
>>157178990Honestly insulting to the sloth D:
>>157178993Umm Anon, he has an above-average OPS. Who cares that he strikes out a shitton?
>>157179045TROON
>>157179074Me, I do.
Should the Dodgers trade Sasaki
Why is Poois Sloberts Poonior in my lineup today
>>157177197Completely agree
>>157179123they just have to figure out a way so he only pitches against teams like the anglels and mest and he'll be fine
>>157179140You’re no better nip tranny
the black guy on the cubs pregame show called the dodgers the doyers.
Eww that fucking faggot picking his nose
It's almost time for ITFCB!
>>157179180Yayyyyyy!
>>157179123He's Japanese so no
>>157178993Zach Neto's problems are all fixable with a serious franchise
>>157178972lolstill would
>>157179228>swing at strikes >don’t swing at balls
>>157178972You can see her bra...
>>157178972In the late 2000s and early 2010s there were so many sports thots like this, all of hotter than her. They got into the media and went woke like Katie Nolan and Sarah Spain.
*drinks water*
>>157179279did you bring some for everybody?
>>157179286I didn't. I'm so sorry
>>157179279im having a monster
>>157179266and they started putting them in the broadcast booth
>>157179286do you think water just falls from the sky or something
ITFCB
fagginers kek
>>157179327yes...YES!!!
link 3 always got me
>>157179327Faster and upside down!
Yankees lead
>>157175909
How are the Yankees this good without Fudge
how the fuck does this popesox nigga have a 3.49 era?
>>157179413I don't know
>>157179303cock in your ass
kwan is so back (baby)
>>157179402No wonder the pwhl is going ham on expansion
>>157179360LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!
>>157179413beats me
>>157179413I honestly have no idea
>>157179376
beisbol
>>157179327cringe
>>157179452Reminds me of that tragedy
>>157179413I haven't got a clue
>>157179452who's that?
>>157179447I wonder who gave the president the idea he could kidnap Chavez's successor....
>>157179413I couldn’t tell ya if I wanted to
>>157179411Because they're the Yankees
>>157179413I plead the fifth on that one
>>157179413I haven’t an inkling
yall guys dont know nuffin
>>157179498sorry…
>>157179413I'm as clueless as a penguin in the Sahara
>>157179411Please be male
>>157179510Look at this gayfag
>>157179483Go talk to your lawyer fauci
>>157179464it's not that drunkard Harry Caray, I can tell you that
>>157175909Why are their challenges for strikes? Why doesn’t the ABS just tell the umpire the right call?
>>157179558get out
For me it’s the backdoor slider
>>157179564No
The World Cup is over why are there no game threads?
Nice play Elly!
>>157179569No one can stand to be in a thread without cubs girls anymore.
>>157179585I almost didn't make it during the girlcott
NOOOOOOO PAPIST SISTERS NOT LIKE THIS
Brew crew got ass FUCKed!!
mets have been decent since they publicly said they were going to sell the roster
>>157179569Gamethreads for certain match ups would only get 10 posts.
For whatever reason the streaming site I use always uses the opposing teams announcers. Which usually sucks because I like the Cubs announcers a lot and most other teams are far fucking worse. I pity some of you guys with how shit the announcing teams are. But these cards guys are fucking 10/10 god damn.
Braves Jew?
>>157179569/sp/ is averaging less than 10 posts a minute right now as a board
Barfyjew ‘em!
>>157179612Don't use the lord's name in vain
>>157179620Why, is some kind of really gay /pol/ shit habbening right now?
How are my metsies doing
>>157179637There was a hearing on Capitol Hill today involving Fauci and the Senate.
>>157179643Scott is dealing (unironic)Sale is dealing (unironic)
>>157179649Sounds like the most boring shit possibly of all time
Christian Scott has that finasteride hairline he has my respect
>>157179675I watch baseball all day I'm immune.
>>157179677Isn’t that stuff bad for your libido? Kind of ironic innit?
>>157179654Anything funny happen?
>>157179649>hearingSo nothing happened?
>>157178129Weird that people are romanticizing this poor deformed raccoon. Like it's life is actually probably seriously impacted by it and it would be humane to euthanize him so he doesn't have to struggle and suffer any more.But no we have to turn it into a meme instead XD
>big mac land >has a sign with an image of mcd's fries>doesn't sell big macs or mcd's fries>mfw
>>157179678This is a funny frog. Lots of funny frogs in this thread.
I'm a Dodger girl and I HATE Cubs and Cubsgirls. Are they even girls?
jimmy baybaw!
Soccer match going on at yankees stadium right now
>>157179732Nothing happened (and image file is the chud guy)
>>157179742try this one on for size
>>157179756Little league pitch
>>157179743I'm a Dodgers fan too, and girls or not, I think the Cubs are going to win the World Series
berds
>>157179743I'm an actual cubs girl and don't think about you at all
My Sox are slumping :/
My Reds stink :(
>>157179771Everyone in LA is saying this, and honestly I’m terrified.
You now remember...
My Jays won today :)
>>157179778fuck kevin durant
>>157179784Same here. I thought we had a good team, but those Cubbies must be unstoppable :(
>>157179787damn straight
cum cumler cumming all over the cum sox
>>157179759It's a rehash. Not abstract enough.
Could be over, we simply don’t know yet.
>>157179756Its a crime to see that much red in Yankee Stadium
>>157179786Remember what?
>>157179777Thank God
Yankees are sweeping the sox
>>157179742yeah
I hate baseball :(
>>157179787>>157179793Did Vladdy homer at the skydome yet?
>>157179781my guards cant score with the bases loadedshall we call it a draw?
>>157179777Ok sir
Ohio kek
>>157179836LMAO
nevermind your reds will just walk in a run
>>157179822
>>157179812The AL East is the only legitimate division in the league right now
>>157179824We'll just hand them to you for free :(
>>157179803
>>157179836not funny
with how the thread went recently, i believe it's cubsfans who shit up dodger games. it ain't poodres
>>157179864I'm a Dodgers fan, and I've never seen any tomfoolery from Cubs fans
>>157179850>>157179871
>>157179864yes, that's right, it is certainly the cubs who are to blame
>>157179864the girlcord wont like this post
>>157179852>yea I’m from Ohio, how did you know?
>>157179864Dodgers fans shit up the entire thread whenever the dodgers play. UNLESS there's spicball on in which case this place is a ghost town.
what happened to him? might legit end the season with an OPS below .900. doesn't pitch anymore
>>157179883I look like that...
>>157179864As a lifelong dodger fan, the cubs fans are simply a cut above. Even better than us at times.
That'll cancel the post-game show!
score runs
>>157179890turns out you can't actually do both hitting and pitching at the big league
>>157179910Still going to lose the game and series
>>157179885i only come for dodger games. i don't have time to watch more than one game a day
I have a funny feeling that there's Cubs fans pretending to be Dodgers fans ITT
>>157179926falseflagging is forbidden by the /mlb/ bi-laws
>>157179934I think they're doing it anyway
>>157179934I always thought it was bye-laws
This is your reminder: the Tampa Bay Rays exist
>>157179916That's okay!
>>157179934It feels like those nasty Cubs fans started badmouthing Ohtani even more once the chances of PCA winning the MVP increased.
>>157179942>bilaws>buy laws?
>>157179926I’m a Dodgers fan pretending to be a cubs fan and I think the cubs are gonna win the World Series
>>157179942I think the Cubs fans said "bye" to the rule of law and are doing whatever they want
>white suxlolNot buyers at the deadline after all
Minter sucks
>>157179864I'm a dodgerchad and like 80% of it is me
>>157179954I think you're a Cubs fan that is pretending to be a Dodgers fan whom is pretending to be a Cubs fan
>>157179957Still in first place, retard.
>>157179961kinda rude
baking (this is a threat)
I'm a cubs fan giving my full-throated support for skubal to the doyers
>>157179756This shit so gayer than pride night
time to move eggman into the 2 hole
make with the nu already
>>157179977Twins are coming.
>>157179981Yeah, it's rude for him to be stinking up >my bullpen
>>157179995I can’t I just know I’ll be second I just know it!!
Skubal to the scubbies!
>>157179999but he's winnering the inning...
We don't have a choice. We have to trust Australia
>>157179946And they just won for the 63rd game
I may have made a couple threads this season. I don't remember now.
Very nice
>>157179997Not if Buxton's hip has anything to say about it.
Scooby to the Dooby Doos
nu>>157180030
>>157179997I'd laugh so hard if the White Sux missed the playoffs to the Minnesota Twinks and the Cleveland [Redacted]ians
>>157176604I dont think it cures manletism
