Jets Edition >>157172416
First for Jets legend Dustin Byfuglien.
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propaghandi never drew a dime
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>>157180388checked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLlsjEP7L-k
i was told mike grier is good
I love Hellebuyck <3
>>157180400why didn't you get to fly these?
>>157180416he has black excellence chud
>>157180375really like that the big gay jew museum opened right next to the gay mayors penis bridge
>>157180416he gambled this offseason methinks, we will see if it pays off. it pays off if they make the second round in the playoffs
Our Navy needs to re-certify the whole CAF fighter pilot corp so they are carrier-ready and can be true pilot/aviators >ready to go kick ass anywhere, anytime, any airstrip
>>157180442>second round of the playoffscapping this
>>157180425He's the smartest, and best, goaltender in the league despite his caveman appearance.
>>157180463it's a shame the jets never utilized him properly
>>157180448unlike you of course
>>157180469It's a shame canada has any nhl teams
>>157180388N
>>157180469I hope they can figure it out so he stays in Winnipeg but if they can't and he goes at least they will get a kings ransom for him.
need huggy
>>157180488
tell me about the calgary flames
>>157180488Why
>>157180513rule
>>157180513pedophiles and pedophile fans
>>157180513they don't shower
>>157180544for me it's the f-14 tomcat
>>157180501>>157180525>>157180527Thanks frens. Work is stressful and I'm struggling mentally and physically. I just want a reason to be optimistic
>>157180579/hoc/ is for frens always remember that :)
>>157180556I got to watch one of those perform at an Air Show rehearsal while I was stationed at Tyndall AFB>big ass fast mother fucker, he tore ass from one end of the flightline to next in seconds and to think, the majority of those are rusting away at an airtrip near Tehran right now
>>157180579/hoc/ is a friend central>
>>157180416he was a solid 4th liner/penalty killer who was NOT a goon, to the surprise of many of you i'm sure...
>>157180633excluding you
>I got to watchKWAB
>>157180633we're not your friends we call you a retarded raped bitch dozens of times per day
>>157180594I appreciate it :) I want to return to lifting heavier and not wanting to die
>>157180608Holy fucking based
i can see bud being a fighter pilot, but trb? no... just doesn't have "it"
some great kwabs in thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbO8OIuQkf8
thinking about anons dog
>>157180721I hope she recovers soon
>>157180708this link gave my computer a virus
>>157180680they day is cominghow is work? what's stressing you out so much?
>>157180721did it die?
>>>the day is coming=\
>>157180732kwab
>>157180747no her leg hurts
>>157180721sad to say that trb was making fun of the poor state she was in. luckily bud put him in his place and showed some love to the poor puppy's plight
2024>the most depth in the mcdavid era>Skinner posts a .790, gets benched for Pickard>grind through Nucks in 7 and crush Dallas>face Panthers in SCF>Stu lets in softies early, down 0-3>Knoblauch plays you 38 min/game>dig deep to force Game 7, still lose>cry at your own wedding 3 weeks later2025>trade major scoring depth for grit>4 Naysh happens>carry Team Canada to gold, completely gassed>Skinner posts an .817 SV% against the kangz, gets benched AGAIN>right back to the finals, face Panthers again>Stu gives up back-breaking weak goals, coach panics>plays mcdavid 35+ min with shuffled lines>no miracle comeback, out early2026>Skinner traded, Jarry brought in, immediately falls apart>trade away failed pieces for garbage packaged differently>scoring depth erased>Milan Olympics mid-season>break Olympic points record (13 pts in 6 games), MVP>does everything humanly possible to carry players "better" than him>silver medal >Drai out with knee injury, barely scrape into playoffs>McDavid on his last legs limping every few strides>swede teammate runs ankle over>give it one last push>DIESface it: mcdavid hasn't had a proper offseason to heal in years after playing the most grueling, high stakes hockey on earth. every team he plays for overworks him to death. no actual system, just "pass to Connor and pray." carrying shit management, bad coaching, and broken goaltending takes a real toll. i'm surprised he hasn't collapsed on the ice yet.
>>157180773>all that>thinks anyone's reading it
>>157180762why not?
C U R S E DURSED
bad karma finally caught up to them kwabsmoking that granny pack niggarest in piss
>>157180806We won Canuckbros!
>>157180806>xhe rb hating on quinn hughes for no apparent reason on vpnthe mental illness is on full display
>>157180806He looks like the most punished hobbit
>>157180806I don't want to imagine my grandma dying
>>157180847my gram gram died so i don't even have to remember iti was there the day before she diedstill makes me sad
my grandpa fought the Godless japanese during the big one and got his ship sank by a submarine kwab
>>157180855>xhe rb cryin' for sympathy after saying rest in piss to someone else's grandmabud was the good guy and i'm glad he won
>>157180876my great gramps was at the somme and survived somehow
>>157180773he shouldn't've taken the discount, coulda walked to a contender
>>157180924oh man don't you worry, he'll walk after his time is up with the oil
>>157180940he'll be broken and washed by then KEK
>>157180877Your grandma is a fucking BITCH
cooked up a frozen chicken bake from costco in the oven it was bretty gud
>>157180940to the >laffs with crosby right?
>>157180947i mean, a washed mcdavid still gets 90-100 points per season given his track record
>>157180971Based. Enjoy your fullness fren.
xhe rb seems to have an intense dislike for grandmas... yet another win for bud
>>157180973>The Climax of the Canadian Silver Medal Era I'm so glad it could be the US and not Russia
>>157180973didney would never forsake the pengs
what's a xhe rb ?
>>157180998trb watched topgun and identified with the janitor in the background
>>157181025russia is back in the next winter olympics i think
>>157180971yum
>>157180907must have been one of the only dawgs that made it out *1s Up*
>that guy is talking to himself, /hoc/, and that's not even the weirdest thing I've ever seen in here, not by a long shot
>>157181042Thank God
>>157181063sad that ovechkin probably won't make it
>>157180907that's nothing. trb survived the battle of chicken chalupa while serving in the 101st taco bell battalion
>>157180996>>157181043did one for dad too he liked it he is watching the last starfighter.
>>157180644my vidya told me he's a grinder
>My Grandfather, Thomas, was a farmer and that was an essential occupation, so he raise crops to feed soldiers, and he had the Army show up at his farm in Declo, Idaho with buses and wagons full of interned Japanese prisoners, so they could work his fields and harvest his cropsHe later became a saw mill worker and retired from the lumber yard>He died over 30 years ago -_-
So I got my passport in the mail today so I can go to Edmonton and Calgary to see the lightning play both teams in January.I’m pumped to feel what -10 degrees will feel like after living in Florida my entire life
>>157181125no one asked
>>157181125Bud will see you now
>>157181126nice man I hope you enjoy the trip! pack a coat and some warm socks :)
>>157181125>>157181133I asked, war criminal faggot.
event idea: /hoc/ barbecue + pool party all in one
>>157181126Based! You're going to have so much fun :) Eat poutine with canadian friends
>>157181161>starts bubblinKWAB
>>157181172MARCO
>>157181172sounds like a plan
>>157181181pollo! (spanish chicken)
>>157181197
HE'S FROM TEXAS, I CAN TELL BY THE WAYHE'S TWO-STEPPIN' 'ROUND THE ROOMAND JUDGIN' BY THE SMILE THAT'S WRITTEN ON HIS FACETHERE'S NOTHIN' I CAN DOIT DOESN'T TAKE A CRYSTAL BALL TO SEEA COWBOY ALWAYS FINDS A WAY TO LEAVEDRINKIN' JACK ALL BY MYSELFHE'S CHOOSIN' TEXAS, I CAN TELLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLOheGDwD_0
>$18.8M AAV is the highest in NHL historythey really get paid peanuts compared to other leagues
>>157181248I heard that for the first time in a CVS yesterday and it was the most dumb, empty, insanely-underwhelming song I've ever heardhow the fuck is this song breaking recordshow the fuck do people like thisforget shrinking the game, shrink the fucking franchise
>>157181289>>157181289ANSWER: This used to be a thing and topped the charts; Americans have no fucking taste https://youtu.be/o8_f3kJOX_8
drink and jackoff by myselfthere's jews in texas i can tell
>>157181325rico suave was a novelty though. this just looks like some dipshit asked chatgpt to write a song about the texas vs tennessee country music cliche.in more important news, macklin used some of his new mountain of cash to buy his very first pair of denim pants.
>>157181248They were all in love with dying They were doing it in Texas
>>157181402https://youtu.be/ZiAK0AvIRQk
PRESIDEN'T BULLET RIDDEN BODY IN THE STREETRIDE JOHNNY RIDEKENNEDY'S SHATTERED HEAD HITS CONCRETERIDE JOHNNY RIDETEXAS IS AN OUTRAGE WHEN YOUR HUSBAND IS DEADTEXAS IS AN OUTRAGE WHEN THEY PICK UP HIS HEADTEXAS IS THE REASONTHAT THE PRESIDENT'S DEADYA GOTTA SUCK SUCK JACKIE SUCK
here i sitmy cheeks are flexingiving birthto another texan
tennessee is gay too many double letters same with mississippi
>>157181398i bet they jelq eachother
ufc is so fucken dead bro's kwab
Huomenta but the opposite
>>157181452all part of the training
>>157181456Why
I think the Flames are going to do it this year
>>157181507How do you figure?
>>157181512Wolf, Dustin
>>157181507I remember this post and it’s exactly what a flames fan would say
>Dust Bin
>>157181522how many goals is he gonna score?
>>157181452What a kind friendship
>>157181546He's a goalie silly
sometimes my friend jason calls me instead of texting and it makes me feel like i matter
>sillyposting
>>157181568>friend jasonbourne?
>>157181604nah he's got a slavic last name
>>157181568That’s cute My best friend ghosted me after I moved
>>157181630He's got like 20 passports and last names bro
JP Wisers had a promotion at my liquor store where if you bought a bottle they gave a "Stanley Cup Champions" glass with one of the previous cup winners and I got the Rags.Hoping to get the Panthers with my next one.
>>157181568you matter bro
>>157181643Why didnt you just open the boxes and find the team you wanted. That's what I did years ago when crowne royale was giving away glasses. Now a have a nice ass habs whiskey glass. Lcbo employees didny do shit.
At least we made it the 10,000 post mark today
>>157181636sad>>157181637he might he grew up in virginia by the pentagon >>157181647nah you do
>>157181655habs have never won the cup
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>>157181669The fuck does that even mean
>>157181687It means we achieved something we never have before
>>157181691Take a break bro
>>15718168710k strokes on the cock
>>157181687Board wide
>>157181655last time the penguins won labatt packed a tshirt in the case of bottles but i have a beer gut and it didnt fit so i gave it to my neighbors kid and he got in trouble at school for wearing a shirt with a beer logo on it
can we pretend airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
>>157181745Shit song
>>157181749i could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now
>>157181778those 2 gals spitroasted him no doubt
>>157181778
the fuck is a day home
>>157181857we've lost one of our own we love you Parker you're with the angels how where you belong
>>157181655I feel like that's against the spirit of the game.
>>157181857rest in peace:(
>>157181857
>>157181874The primary difference between a daycare and a day home (also called an in-home or family childcare) is the environment and scale of operation. A daycare is a commercial, facility-based center with many children separated by age classrooms, while a day home is run directly out of a provider's residential house with a small, multi-age group
unironically have not been here in 7 years is >rags still a thing
life is unfair bro's
>>157181934Ya some clown is happy he got a free >rags glass
we're dedicating this season to Parker
>>157181947
>>157181857>retarded flames fan gets lost underground and ultimately to his demisea couple of you could learn a thing or two from this
>>157181936We do the best we cansome say it's fruitless to let God take care of the rest, but regardless, we have no choice >Do the best you can
>>157181956rope, cunt
>>157181934no we don't post >rags here now
>>157181966culvert, flamer
>>157181972>t. post sent from india
>>157181857On behalf of Canucks Nation: Rest in Peace Parker.Canada will be missing a good Canadian kid.
parker thought he found garys tunnels
>>157182073
>>157182037agreed
>>157182073he found the quiet room :(
huomenta but the opposite /sharksnation/
>>157182196>>157182196MAC, TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT !!!
back off I'll take you on!headstrong I'll suck off anyone
BASED
>>157182276the two hobbies you can have in edmongolia are going to the west edmonton mall and attempting to drive away from edmonton
>>157182276Wow
>>157182276>drive 1 million kilometers>still end up in Edmonton
>>157182293like you've ever been
>he's never been and merely dreams of Edmongolia
I saw one of you guys on /mu/
>>157182427Do you know who is was?
TO ALL MY FRIENDS PRESENT PAST AND BEYONDESPECIALLY THOSE WHO WEREN'T WITH US TOO LONG LIFES THE MOST PRECIOUS THING YOU CAN LOSE LAUGH A MINUTEWAS ONLY THE BEGINNING PARKER OUR BROTHER THIS ONE'S FOR YOU
#CBJ radio play-by-play voice Bob McElligott did not have his contract renewed by the club, which says it plans to simulcast its TV broadcast - Steve Mears on play-by-play, Jody Shelley as color commentator - via the radio network and affiliates.
LoveThe kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
foxtrot uniformcharliekino
>>157182650flyeresham wallet
>>157182656cattle prod the oyster ditchwith the lap rocket
>>157182668marinade the nether rod
>>157182675in the squish mitten
a real man never uses hair product unless he's blacktoilet paper is for queersgargling after a blow job is how they make light beerYOU CAN'T HAVE NO FUN WITH AN UNLOADED GUNmy dad says that's for pussies
>>157182693>t. planet opposite day citizen
>>157182699i hope you flip some guy the birdhe cuts you off and you're forced to swervein front of the Beatles tour busa bookmobile and a mack truckhauling hazardous biological waste the light turns red you have no brakesand Hard Copy gets it all on tapeso you can see the look on your facedie die die die die die die diei hope you die
i hope he grins like jack nicholsonand forces you to play a game called balls on chin
oh me chinky she's so kinkygot me hot like Nagasaki burning up like napalmbursting like an a-bomb
>>157181125was he also gay like you are
>Wha..what'd you mean Leo Carlsson and Celebrini are getting 18 mil a year? I'm only getting 15... I could've asked for more??
>>157182823To be fair he's a winger
which is.. pretty insane
umm we don't say wigger here
a center is more valuable than a winger, like if a center and winger both put 30 goals 70 assists, the centre should be paid more.
for me? its John 8:56-5856 Your father Abraham rejoiced at the thought of seeing my day; he saw it and was glad.”57 “You are not yet fifty years old,” they said to him, “and you have seen Abraham!”58 “Very truly I tell you,” Jesus answered, “before Abraham was born, I AM."
>>157182880His name is...WHAT?
Beat chapter 3 in Bayonetta bros, only died 5 times mostly to QTE but there was also no boss. Bro was right yesterday, the sword is really good.
>>157182972God blesses a nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzABMv8XZ7Q&t=1s/hoc/ vs the jets irl
ummmmmm
>>157183058
it wasn't even a magazine to begin with
>>157183099a gay nudie rag
fell asleep for an hour and now i'm wide awake
>>157183211Happens to me
>>157182601kwab the blue jackets are so kwabbed
hobbit pre release next weekend
Hobbits of the Shire
>>157183262Didn’t ask
>>157183262everything ive seen thats been leaked looks awesome
>>157183299yeah bro
Cope was on Maple Leaf Pro KWAB
>>157183318i heard about that
>>157183328I just turned it on, Billy Gunn is in a 6 man tag
>>157183333god damn mr ass has to be like 60 by now
>>157183346Ya he's 62 and was the most over guy in AEW so tiny buried him
slopdown was cancelled
bud is claiming he's rams fan now
Didn't ask.
They gave the faggot twink bitch 18.8 mill. hahahahahahahahahahahhaha>blackgms
>>157183643Thanks Gary
>>157181429
>>157183643he posted 115 points last season thats pretty crazy at his age so i think he deserves the money. also who cares that hes gay
imagine the kino dark side of /hoc/ episodes that could exist like stephen lore and trb
>>157180425>>157180463bedsy owns that bum
>>157183474Holy shit ,are you me?
thinking about how I bodied that freak yesterday who jerks off to players salaries going up
huomenta oil nation
>>157185044go blow a billionaire
rubben the penus >>157180513it has an incredible historical rivalry with the winnipeg jets
>>157185202kek you STILL don't understand the cap do you?
>>157185287yeah it exists to make the owners money
oh my kwab
>>157185044>thinking about the internet argument you won (but not really) a day agoHoly unemployed behavior Batman!
>>157185314just because I bodied you yesterday and pulled your pants down again today doesn't give you permission to speak like a corny redditor, now pull your pants back up and figure it out
I WON'T REST UNTIL MY NHL HEROES MAKE AS MUCH AS MY NBA HEROES, NOW THAT IS A PROPER LEAGUE! AND DON'T MENTION THERE BEING A CAP IN THE NBA YOU KEKS
>>157185306Our boys stopped caring when our boyfriend Russia was booted out
Gary's loyal soldiers are working diligently this morning I see
someone explain to this bozo that my owner pays to the max every year and it is moronic to have a guy make 20% of the cap and think you'll ever be a winner
riddle me this intern how come the jerseys we as customers want to buy dont exist anymore. refering of course to the old ducks and screaming eagle capitals black
Hey guys I have 100 bucks to spend on groceries this week, yes I spent all 100 bucks on ice cubes but fuck it I need to stick it to these billionaires somehow!
i wont rest until hrr includes expansion feesthe players deserve better
>>157185306now post team usa's results
You know Samir is pressed when he summons his handler to support him in his spergout session kek
>ghoul from the 'cord gets bodied from all angles>reverts to samir bozo postingsomething about all the blue dye seeping into their tiny twisted brains
How many tokens does it take to keep the samir and trb bots shitting up this gen 24/7?
>>157185369The interns need to earn their LinkedIn recommendations
>>157185448Considering how retarded they are I can't imagine they're that token-intensive
i'm feeling a jamiroquai thursday today bro's
>laffs
>>157185496Im going through a stressful period so I think its metal for me
Pretty easy connections today bros. Let's leave Wyna alone
>>157185616she's sending me messages again
>>157185663But your name isn't Mark
>money mark
>>157185747mmmmmmm this is a Badd Ass post
>18 mil/year just to bust Wtf I make $20/hr and bust every night, where are my millys
>>157185782carlsson isn't THAT bad, bro
>>157185716no but I did recently buy a nyt subscription package so my ai model can analyze past connections
Bustin' makes me feel good
>>157185863Uh oh freaky Ghost
perry is dumb as shit for not retiring with the oilers
>>157185901ghost is one of my go-to wordle words
NI HAO!After failed negotiations with several NHL teams, Will Smith has signed with the Kunlun Redstar. He is expected to slot into a sheltered bottom-six role.Welcome to China, Will
>>157185563This kills the Samir.
>After having his World Hockey Championship gold medal stolen at a Karaoke bar, Jesse Puljujärvi has received a replacement. He announced this with a video of him fishing the medal out of a river in Finland.
>LOCK YOUR WINDOWS, CLOSE YOUR DOORS>BIGGIE SMALLS
>>157186307>remember back in the days when niggas had waves>cazal shades and corn braids?>pitching pennies, honeys had the high-top jellies>shooting skelly, motherfuckers was all friendly>lounging at the barbecues, drinking brews>with the neighborhood crews, hanging on the avenues>turn your pages to 1993>niggas is getting smoked, G, believe me
>ded wongs
My Canadians lost to the Swedish menace :(
NOW, LET ME WELCOME EVERYBODY TO THE WILD, WILD WESTA CONFERENCE THAT'S UNTOUCHABLE LIKE ELIOT NESSTHE TRACK HITS YOUR EARDRUM LIKE A SLUG TO YOUR CHEST
Hockey girls :)
>>157186416>My Canadians lostAnother canacuck elimination day?
>>157186474go clock in mildcuckie
>>157186478hes just compensating for team usa losing in embarrassing fashion
The Samir melty is off and melting.
>>157186392this one post triggered the mildcuck
>>157186307IM A BASTARD
>>157186463>aewplease don't post here again
>>157186463bow wow
Any Flames news/rumors?
>>157186601YUP. BREAKING NEWS HERE ANON. THE FLAMES ARE STILL FUCKING HORRIBLE.BACK TO YOU IN THE WEATHER ROOM
>>157186601relegated to the ahl, sorry
>>157186643That was debunked
>>157186653unlike bud’s victory
i wonder what gare is eating for lunch
Remember when every retarded beat reporter made it sound like there would be tons of offer sheets and the only thing that ended up happening was Anaheim being forced to spend over 18M on Carlson and New Jerseys Jeet manager trying to get some bust for 4.5M
>>157186731Last night he mentioned he was craving sushi
i don't read anime posts
7 minutes into WCF game 5, the score is 2-0 on 2 shots and he gives you this look. Wat do?
>>157186856i beg the flamiacs to undo the thousand-year curse
>>157186812who fucking cares you are on an anime website. grow a pair of balls or leave
>>157186917thoughts on your victory over trb?
https://countingdownto.com/?c=7281243
>>157186812Good post
My exclusive interview with Alexander Nikishin. I’ve heard that the defenseman still wants to leave @Canes #CarolinaCultre
>>157186967Rod Brindamour can't pay him because they need the budget for more pilates and burpees at 4am in the morning inside the moratorium in raleigh.
>>157186978He’s training me to bench 3pl8 :)
just heemed a wasp with my baseball hat
>>157186416sorry…ily…
>>157187235>baseball capunless you meant baseball bat >either, good shot, good kill
>>157187235I gassed a bunch of the bastards who were making a home in my mailbox
can Demidov do THIS
>>157187443should be worrying about staying on the roster
>>157187443grim norwood
so far the only negotiations affected by the carlsson offer sheet are ones involving the ducks and the sharts
colin white signed with the devils btw btw1x900,000
>>157187607is that ur bf
i'm new to hockeyis this good for a young defenseman?
>>157187720We can't even see the puck here and you expect us to evaluate players?
>>157187720plus minus, which records whether you are on the ice or not for a goal for or a goal against, is a bad stat because...uhh...because
>>157187784if im a young player and im on the ice for more goals allowed than goals scored, and i'm a defenseman, this is bad.
>>157187784i'm sure the stats people hate plus/minus for like ideological reasons but i'm someone adjusts it for empty netters which would probably add +10ish to bad team big minute guys
what about plus/minus times raped by a burrito
https://x.com/i/status/2082832439173406820Name a more cucked organization
>>157187863>chik-fil-a
>>157187863is this real?
>>157187863>h-happy birthday, dylan
>>157187863>Chick-fil-auhhhhhh LiittleCesarsBros......
>>157187863Toronto
>>157187795Would being on the ice for more goals against than goals for be good if the player wasn't a defenceman?
>>157188205doesnt matter if its a defenseman or not, its worse if you're a defenseman, especially for someone who's taken 2nd overall
>>157188496this isnt really an era where defensive defensemen get taken 2nd overall anymore.
>>157188519why take a defensive defenseman 2nd overall?
>>157187720certainly not a good hairline for a 20 year old
>>157188519>defensemen in the first round
>>157188544because you seem to care a lot about +/-
>>157188571really? because this is why
>>157188565canes mentioned :)
>>157188577it was locked in as a terrible pick when they traded for byram
>>157188577>the best defenseman in the league are guys who plays 17 minutes a game against the other teams 2nd lineyou cant seriously be this retarded
>>157188601this was the 2024 draftwhy take him over Demidov who would've provided bedard an actual winger?
>>157188603so you are defending a kid who has shown zero signs of development from an incompetent organization?
>>157188571>why do you care so much if you get scored on more than you score?
>>157188646incompetence would have been drafting a winger 2nd overall who wasnt even ready to play in the nhl yet. but yea you are a guy who rates 2nd pairing dmen as the best in the league because they have a good +/- so its obvious you are retarded. go back to watching whatever sport you came from.
the plus minus thing is funny to me because in basketball all the best advanced stats like on/off stuff are basically plus minus stats. And in hockey the nerds squeal about how plus minus is actually bad because...reasons.
>>157188684never said anything on the +/- being the tell all on a good defenseman at all retard. I'm bringing up Levshunov's abysmal +/- because he looks horrific on ice and can't even play competently at all. Chiraq has done this to Korchinski and Rinzel too. All of these defenseman have stagnated to the point were they can barely even play a decent game at all. What you are left with is destroying Bedard's "core" and basically repeating the Oilers pre-McDavid
i have a really good +/- on /hoc/ for (you)'s
>>157188699hockey nerds are the worst because they insist that some 3rd/4th liner on a bad team is really good like Christian Fischer, and then the guy disappears off the face of the planet once the calendar reaches January and gets sent back down to the AHL.
>>157188606because they were fooled by NCAA success many such cases
>>157188705yes you did, you even said its worse for dmen. so when the team overall has the 2nd worst +/- in the league, you somehow thought the guy with 13 even strength points on the season would be a + somehow? again im struggling to understand how retarded you are.
>>157188746patrick wiercioch
>>157188699>the most advanced stats prove sam malinski is better than cale makar, because he is... okay...
>>157188809if my 20 year old 2nd overall defenseman has one of the worst +/-'s, shows zero development and has gotten worse, then yeah im going to use +/- as a metric here. That entire roster is killing their players. There's no development.
You now remember Vesa Toskala
>>157189031nuckies mentioned!
>Man with extended minutes on a dogshit team has a bad +/-Stop the presses at the Planet Retard Tribune
thank you gary
>>157189068okay and that person is your 2nd overall. is this good for their development?
>>157189085What do you even mean by this, why are you so hung up on him being a 2OA? There's like one defenseman per draft that is NHL ready out of the gate. Shitcongo rushed Levshunov to the NHL because the team is a dumpster fire and they needed defense when he really should have spent another year or two at Michigan State and/or Rockford.The team doesn't play team defense at all, can't score worth dick, and he shouldn't even be on an NHL roster yet. Celebrini scored 115 points and was only +8, +/- is a meme stat.
>>157189228Celebrini's doesn't kick in until next year
>>157189228But the sharks will be elite soon
what's going on today, flameschads?
Starting to draft new season’s gimmick
Chud bros...
Act naturallyAlone togetherBitter sweetControlled chaosDeafening silenceFlames chadsJumbo shrimpOpen secret Original copy Pretty ugly Seriously funny Small crowd
>>157189966
>>157189966The asterisk international events shall continue
houston howler monkeys
gonna go get some McDonalds Bada ba ba ba I'm lovin' it
>>157189966Retards
>>157189732no idea, theres no sports radio here anymore. An audible desert
>>157190102mcfish is best sandwich at mcdonalds
The dollarama next to my work has had quinn hughes canucks posters at the front counter for 6 months now
dark yellow piss stinks of booze again
love hockeylove puckslove icelove stickslove goalslove good plays
>>157190102get me a McRibwich and some Schezwan sauce
>>157190281why did you make your guy look like marty st louis?
>>157190102Bring back a McFlurry
>Morty StFleeb
How's the doggy doing today? Can she go on a walk?
>>157190607its a doggy dog world out there
>iihf wants to unban Russia>they can’t because europoors will chimp outWhy do europoors have to ruin everything? How will this affect the 2028 World Cup of hockey? Even though it’s ran by the nhl they’re still working with the Iihf and national team hockey federations.
remember when bud made trb bark like a doggy?
>>157190639damn i was also hoping to see a 47 year old alexander ovechkin playing for russia too
At least Russian players will be able to compete in this
>>157189966Why doesn’t Israel ever get banned from international competitions?
>>157190686Ask Gary
>>157190644Remember when you didn't queer off in here all day every day? Yeah, nobody does.
>>157190639>because of europoors Check the news bud, USA is anti Russia again
>Is it wrong that me as an American is here because it’s the greatest media to me, I mean it’s this sportsnet, THG that’s where I watch my puck content as a kraken fan -@Kevin4rmCali, OverDrive Live Chat
>I get it ,,Bob is healthy .. and how does front office work ? they don't they ask around .. = MacKenzie drafted (Holinka, Danford).. they asked 34 & 88 who is harder to score on -@DV8R_IRL, OverDrive Live Chat
>>157180425this nigga sucks
bud1
>>157190792he will win his cup as some sort of team advisor. the modern day roberto luongo.
>>157190775Stop posting my comments from the Overdrive live chat you weirdo.
>>157190820>he will winmuch like bud
im talking to odog right now, not you /hoc/
>>157190686The interns are searching for you now
>>157189966european ice hockey federation
>>157190676the rest of the NHL athletes should abstain from playing to send a message about Russia and how much they suck >also, Belarus
>>157190883>raped retard thinks anyone cares about xis opinionKWAB
>>157190894excellent post
>>157190894Every time I think I'm done with the retards on /hoc/, I see incredible posts like this and I know I'm back in for a couple of months.
queers in full queer off mode.
the kwab squad
>>157191291Love the chrome flames
>>157191291My boys will be back next season.
Flames haters are going to look like retards in a few months
>>157191291Sharks in Kings OutOther than that it stays the same
So we should open up the houseInvite the tabby two doors downYou could ask your sister ifShe doesn't bring a basset hound
>>157191331>unironically watched the soilers, dead things, dabres, and black cawks fail to rebuild through a draft>no but this time the sharks will be different because it just will okay...
>>157191331cope >we're /playoffsbound/ again
at work guys it's my monday :((((
>>157191374My Debbie’s (:
>devlels>playoffspick one and only one, surprised gary hasn't relocated that shell of a team by now
>>157191331/hoc/ won't like this, but the >laffs are making the ploffs. >craps too.
>>157191396Stay strong bro!
Thank God tomorrow is Friday
>>157191778Oh, absolutely, thank "God" tomorrow is Friday. Because clearly, after carefully orchestrating billions of years of cosmic evolution, the divine priority was making sure your spreadsheet, emails, and meetings come to an end every five days.Of course, if you don't subscribe to that particular theological framework, you could simply acknowledge the slightly less dramatic explanation: Earth rotated once, humans invented a calendar, and someone decided seven days was a convenient unit for organizing their lives.But by all means, attribute the arrival of Friday to whichever supernatural scheduling department you believe is responsible. The planet was going to complete its rotation either way
>>157191836God, strike this nigga down posthaste, amen.
>>157191836https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar
Dow waist your toime ommee, your roll ready duh voice insoide moi yeahd
>>157191836Can God give me a gf and a lot of money as well?
thank you, gary
thank you, bud
heard trannymite sucked last night
>>157192034even big dave is shitting on gAyEW these days
>>157191903True but it's not like Chicago or New York had an amateur scene before the NHL expanded there in the 20s. Even today they don't host major college programs
>>157192069Columbia and UChicago should have hockey teams
>>157191946
im pretty sick and tired of the racism
from the junior showcase today
>>157192092https://www.columbiamensicehockey.com/Men'shttps://icehockey.uchicago.edu/Lady's
>rags
gary a trade mayhaps ?
>>157192187I'll include that request in tomorrow's morning meeting
>>157192108niiiice
looks like gary is grooming reaves to be a broadcaster, and others:>Durzi and forward Ryan Reaves, an unrestricted free agent, were the two active players who participated in the camp. Former players Patrick Maroon, Ryan Malone, Cam Janssen, Tyler Johnson, Jack Johnson and Dwayne Roloson all attended the two-day crash course.
>>157192235>grooming
>>157192105wym? /hoc/ is the most inclusive genny on /sp/
>>157192246
another clip from the junior showcase, here we have canada scoring in OT to win the game by a score of 4-5
it's time for da perculator
>>157192235He's a good choice. Even the more autistic players like him.
Why didn't any of you numales tell me that I forgot to turn on my rice cooker?
>>157192366twas a prank, and we'd do it again
>>157192371But I need rice for food
me rikeuh rice very much
>>157192395its my carb of choice. very easy to meal prep and /fit/ approved
>>157192395congratulations on the contract jason
i hope the dog was able to go on a walk today
I walked my dog today, he peed on a bush in front of a house while maintaining eye contact with a dog staring at him from inside of the house :)
>>157192490What a chad
>>157192490>you'll do nothing
there are no dog-related teams in the nhl for some reason
>>157192571i say that, look like that, and do that
>>157192490what a boss.My dog likes to poop on the easements of busy roads, she looks at the cars as she pinches on off.
>>157192574bedard got that daaawg in him
Dog spelled backward is God
and there is no god, but there are millions of dogs. really makes you think.
mitchie and matthews went to freddie's wedding earlier this month :3
>>157192646so true, king *tips fedora*
>>157192622Egad, an adage!
>>157192646
>>157192651e-yuckkkk what's wrong with his teeth
>>157192651why is there a little stain on his shirt?
i wanna be badass like Super Humman
might do a cheeky line of yay
there are no dogs but there are millions of gary
for me? its loving the Lord my God with all my heart
>>157192828reddit won't like this
>"Dr Awkward" is also a palindrome Madam, I am Adam.
>>157192858great post
hoping the next thread is Flames and Tate McCrae themed
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>>157192927Early
>>157192848so close
