PREVIOUS: >>157180030TEX: Rangers acquired C Logan O’Hoppe and RHP Chase Silseth from the Angels for SS Angel ArredondoATH: Nick Kurtz was removed from Wednesday’s game against the Red Sox with a left forearm contusionCLE: Kyle Manzardo went 1-for-3 with a home run, two RBI, and two walks in a 6-1 win over the Reds on WednesdayCIN: Brady Singer allowed six hits and four runs – two earned – with four walks and three strikeouts across 4 1/3 innings in a loss to the Guardians on WednesdayATL: Chris Sale spun six shutout innings with nine strikeouts, zero walks, and just two hits allowed to earn the win in a 1-0 game against the Mets on WednesdayNYM: Marcus Semien went 0-for-3 with three strikeouts on Wednesday against the BravesTB: Yandy Díaz blasted a leadoff homer on Wednesday, leading the Rays to a 3-0 victory over the RangersNYY: Yankees manager Aaron Boone said they haven’t determined when Aaron Judge (rib) will be have a followup exam
Dodgers!
mariners
doyers
INSANO HOT BY FREEMAN
please...fuck my ass...
What's crazy is that it wasn't a White Sox catcher that did that in that situation.
oh oh oh
Pope Leo Pray for us
>mest
>>157181549>494 kbso fucking based. has any other file format been so mercilessly ahead of its time?
>im a cubsgirlhttps://x.com/bigwhitelb/status/2081470414107332930/video/1?s=46
dodgers
>>157181590HOOCHIE MAMA!
>>157181590luv doyer tiddies me
>>157181588bet he gives insane head tho
White sox sucks
>>157181590
Freddie Freeman couldn’t hit into more double plays if he tried
>>157181590those dont look real
>>157181590I hate saving these but sometimes it's gotta be done
Yankees.......
Striking out the side is 3 up 3 down. Imagine struggling through an inning giving up 2 runs and yet you get three strikeouts. Would any sane person say "Annnd he strikes out the side!"
doggie doos coming up
>>157181607He could if he was GM for the Mariners and had provided them with a player for third base, in that instance he definitely could have hit into more double plays.
Isn't it kind of backwards that we say, "That pitch had the whole plate"? It's more like the plate had the whole ball, or all of the ball had the plate.
>>157181613I would just call that a non-immaculate inning tbqh.
>>157181608fakes actually don't matter in the moment. they feel a little distracting but ultimately they're nbd
>>157181616shut the fuck up i'm gonna kill you you retarded faggot you don't know ball nigger
>>157181590https://voca.ro/16i45nU3VDoK
more baseball
>>157181624nu baseball will argue against that as well
>>157181632holy based
>>157181631What is that thing in the plastic case?
>>157181635>it wasn't an immaculate inning, one of the strikes swinging was out of the zone
>>157181628my mind still goes awooga when I see the nipples but real boobs are better
>>157181613
>flyout first pitchkek yeah we're back to typical Mariners baseball gg doyars
>>157181624what if we called it a maculate inning?
>>157181653>that pitcher really 'mac'd the hell out of that outing
>>157181653it means the same thing, like flammable and inflammable
I missed the end of the stanks game =[
>>157181653High IQ post.
>>157181624>>157181646>the people arguing that striking out the side means 3 strikeouts in an inning no matter what don't know what an immaculate inning is
Yankees?Yankees!
>>157181659>erm actually
>>157181659You're thinking of imflammable
>>157181660It's still going
I can't take this shit
>>157181555Damn the AL Central is shit
>>157181672AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cubs girl and perfect ass
JESUS FUCKINGCHRIST
This extra innings is like a Roxette song that just keeps going
immaculate inning = 9 straight strikes for 3 outs. no foul ballsstriking out the side = retiring the 3 due up batters in a half inning with strike outs. simple as.
>>157181587.webm
>>157181676kekbaseball, amirite
Popesox just need a cheeky double play ball (they still count as a double play even with an out already recorded)
>>157181658this is based desu
RISPees
>>157181693>thread
>>157181624A filthy whore of an inning
>>157181693t. sperging redditorsimple as.
>>157181682White women are so disgusting
>>157181682She's a minor
>>157181682hey nice pants
mookie slap!
>>157181709I don't like Lutheran baseball...
>>157181716I look like this
>>157181695>gif existed before clayton kershaw didyeah nah
Wow
>knowing ball is reddit
Stinkees lol.
KEK STINKEES
>>157181718>>157181720
>stanks
AND HICKS STRIKES OUT THE SIDE
>>157181648i'm not disagreeing but good fakes really don't affect much at all
Well well well stankees it’s over now
TO THE THIRTEENTH INNING
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either someone win or kill me
>>157181718>>157181720quiet, theres 12th inning baseball being played
27 rings stfu
>>157181738Do you pay sex workers for sex?
Jordan Hicks still hasn't given up a run since he came off the IL on 6/21.
>>157181751isnt that illegal in the us
>>157181710>doesn't know what striking out the side is>doesn't know what an immaculate inning isYeah I'm thinking this nigga doesn't know ball
TENTEEN ELEVENTEEN TWELVETEEN THIRTEEN *sax comes in*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGxGn2TB9jg
teo!
>>157181754anon...
>>157181751no? why would i do that?
>>157181751I pay sex workers because it's praxis, chud.
DAAAAAAAA
>>157181726sperging redditors is redditposting dated off topic memes is redditsewers are reddityou're quintessential reddit, summerfag>>157181757read above, summerfag
teo
LMAOOOOOO
>sox broadcast showed the crying kid againBRVTAL
>>157181767>reddit post
Rushing pls
>>157181754>isnt that illegalyeshttps://kgirls.kgdb.workers.dev/
kek they showed the crying kid againyankees children are SOFT
KEKSTINKEES
>sox broadcast found a crying kid in a Yankees hatBASEDASED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
mookie is slow af
STANKESS>STANKESSSTANKESS>STANKESSSTANKESS>STANKESSSTANKESS>STANKESSSTANKESS>STANKESSSTANKESS>STANKESSSTANKESS>STANKESSSTANKESS>STANKESSSTANKESS>STANKESSSTANKESS>STANKESSSTANKESS>STANKESSSTANKESS>STANKESS
dam yanks suck again
>>157181754in all states except nevada
KEK
damn they gave that yankees kid his joker origin story
APOLOGIZE TO QUERO
yankeks
CUM SHITTER KEK
Stankeedoo 'em!
KEEP CRYING LIL NIGGA YOU GONNA BE DOING A LOT MORE OF IT THIS SEASON
Stop insulting my bandwagonkees!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157181777not clicking that!
poor kid hasn't even seen one of the yankees' 27 rings
>>157181783>>157181782Reminds of the crying sox fan kid in kansas city back in 2016
we're really going to rispgers this shit again, aren't we?
Why are the Stinkies so shit?
>>157181782>>157181783Kwab
27 RINGS STFU!!
>>157181811of course
>>157181767you have to go back
>he didn't leave third til the ball hit the groundoh my stankeedoo 'ems...
well done, Chi Soxty for your service
honestly what the fuck yankees, who will their fans blame for this loss. and why will it be jazz
>>157181782Hey kid, be happy you got two more innings for free
cum shitter kek!!!!!
And the Yankees will still be a buyer after all of that.
>>157181815They need Aaron Judge back.
>>157181809LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL
>>157181809IT'S NOT FUNNY
Dodger Stadium is more empty than my Odyssey showing!
>>157181829kek cum shitter!!!!!
>>157181833Judge is overrated. He couldn't start in the outfield for any of the other 29 MLB teams.
Does anyone else ever think about what it would be like to stuff Sarah Langs full of cock? Like with the ALS does she just lie there, does she shake around? Do her arms and legs just flop about as you hammer her cervix? I wonder what her boyfriend thinks about the situation
>>157181782>>157181783SOMEONE POST THIS NEXT WITH THE CRYING WHITE SOX KID TOO
>>157181809Tragic, next year though.
>they keep showing the crying stankees fangold
Andy P
fuck ya, Andy P!
>red sux>offense
I think the mariners SUCK!!
>>157181841Of course, doggy "fans" don't actually care about or watch games, it's just for social media labels.
I can't stand these literal who's Jerry keeps putting at third base holy shit just give freddy the salami and go back to the hotel you fucks.
Do you believe in MAGIC?`
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
oh oh
>>157181555is it true that George Springer is coming home?
Lost 2 thousand cause of the cubs
>>157181846White Sox fans don't cry.
>>157181809
>Let's go with Camcum shitter kek
should I upgrade pages from "wasn't a bum" to "not a bum" or is it still too soon?
>>157181870why would i know where another man is cumming? that's fucking gay bro.
>>157181873you only bet what you can afford to lose, right anon?
>>157181862this is actually truethere are like 5,000 people every game who show up early, take a bunch of photos for social media, and leave in the 3rd inning
>>157181873cubbiegirls own yaand they pwned ya
>>157181867KEK!!!!!!
>>157181876when I find the picture you are so fucked
>how stankees fans will act at the next home game after this shitshow series
>>157181879gib the devil his due
>>157181879He just needs more time
The White Sox are going all the way to the World Series. Cap this
kek stanks!
>>157181894fine. pages is not a bum. we'll see what happens tomorrow.
>>157181809OH NO NO NO IT’S TRUE!NOBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 17 HAS!
>>157181889It doesn't exist. White Sox fans don't cry.
>>157181892fuckin keknew yorkers are caricatures absolute npc's convinced they live in the BEST CITY INNAWHIRL
>>157181665>>157181693imho immaculate inning should be 3 pitches - 3 outs. call a 3K inning a perfect inning or something
was o's and tigers game of the year?
>>157181892
The White Sox are going all the way to the Stanley Cup Finals. Cap this
baboone clearly should have put 7 men in the outfield, wtf was he thinking?
>>157181911I love New York man, where else can ya get a SANDWICH
>>157181899>the thing that has like a 33% chance of happening will happenI'll make sure to give you credit for saying this in late July, Anonymous.
>>157181911while i can't stand new yorkers, they do unfortunately live in the greatest city in the world.
way to go sox
>>157181905I think we may trade him, possibly as soon as the offseason, if we hold onto some of the kids on the farm.
>>157181847Judge's Daddy has 2 rings
>>157181915>someone saved this:]
>>157181892literal subhumans
>>157181926been there twicefirst time was fun to experiencesecond time i could not get out soon enough place is filthy, stinky, loud, rats everywhereburger and a beer costs $35
>>1571819351st time I saw it, and I laughed pretty hard. also saved
Lauer Power clean through 5
>>157181945I do this.
>>157181948HE'S KILLING THEM
>>157181937FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN QUEE-UH
>>157181945>>157181949Why don't you simply hit home runs?
October in Chicago this year:>White Sox in postseason>Cubs in postseason despite PCA patellar tendon tear>Bears 3-0 behind Caleb Williams>Bulls have Caleb Wilson debut>Blackhawks have Patrick Kane back>Notre Dame 4-0 behind CJ CarrWe are so back.
>>157181923accurate portrayal
>doyers aliv at home
>>157181958something about marine layer
>>157181942>t. can't read a subway sign
>>157181957>AAAAAAYYYYYY I'M WALKIN HEEEAAA
>>157181965reading is GAY
>>157181960The Fire are going to the playoffs, too.
>>157181960ND is in Indiana
>>157181973the town in England?
>anglels
>>157181975>>157181960either of you could be right and there is simply no way of knowing
>>157181965my buddy lived therehe lead the way the music scene is unrivaled, i will admit that nyc has more shows on a random tuesday than my midsize city has in a month
>>157181980the town in Massachusetts
fukken LOL muncy tripped a little
you guys realize the japan flag is just some indonesian dwarf right
soon
>>157181914No way
>>157181975So are the Bears
>>157181994No, now.
TOMMY E I KNOW RIGHT? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF PITCH WAS THAT?? (a good one)
>>157181985all good and well but most people don't want to end up a broke middle aged scenester
>>157181960Northwestern in Chicago's college football team lad
>>157181975>>157181960saars?
>>157181985music is fine. theater is whatever, i don't care about broadway. there is simply no greater central food and museum power than manhattan beneath 90th street.
why is edman swinging at curveballs inside? he's turning into Bellinger, swinging at that shit.
>>157182000are you white?
>>157182000are you catspee?
>>157182000I start to hum after about 30 minutes outside without deodorant in the summer. it's a fucking drag.
I loved what the guys did during the Red Sox win streak.But I'm also happy to see Sogard back since he immediately contributed
can I get a daily recap on "Pride night cometh before the fall"?
>>157182024this is unhinged
>>157182014Eggman seems like a smarter hitter that will adjust his approach more quickly
>>157181975Indiana is an extension of Illinois>>157182000fix your diet
>>157182018alright this one was funny
>>157182031yeah i'm gay and i just won the world series (of gay sex)
>>157182031well teams typically have them during the summer time, which comes before autumn.
>>157182039>smart hitter>not on the brewers or raysuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>Emerson at 92 pitchesM'sbros...our retard manager finna keep him in the game and he will give up a homer innit
joe davis is such a redditor
>>157182042.525 status?
>>157182018
>>157182050https://x.com/Twelverss/status/2081828897482592266
>>157182050he uses /sp/ daily, even while calling the gamet. orel
>>157182050>not watching the M's broadcast NGMI
>>157182052ballknower
>>157182050boring and nerdy but he thinks quickly and is smart
>>157182059Oral Her Schizer?
one of my favorite mike daddino reoccuring quotes about the mets is>TH-THAT JUST HAS TO BE AN OUT! IT HAS TO BE AN OUT ON A MAJOR LEAGUE LEVELdid they win today?
>>157182065That's right
Chicago has seen 20 walk-off wins this season.>Cubs: 12 (1st in MLB)>White Sox: 8 (2nd in MLB)
COME ON YOU FUCKERS SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS i fucking hate randy brosjerry if you're reading this please trade randy then neck yourself
>>157181948
baseball is ass
LAUER BRINGING THE POWER
does Mike Trout deserve the HoF in 10 years?
>>157181840Who wins that kid or this kid?
>>157182082he's an honorable mention
>Woo road game tomorrowWell 2/7 is pretty bad, luckily um, ah, uhhhhh, well I'm not watching more Mariners they stink and I hope I don't wake up tomorrow.
>>157182082doesnt he have more than 4 years left on his deal?
i swear, arozarena can run faster than that. sometimes, i think althletes purposely just "go through the motions" as a "respect" thing to the other team sometimes(?). shit's all out of whack. not mariners fan btw
>>157182082deserves it more than Jeff Bagwell
>our billion dollar roster is winning against the worst team in baseball historyIs this how Padres fans feel every year?
America is going to watch soccer while MLB is in lockout in 2027.
Doesn’t make sense to trade Lauer. Solid innings eater that provides some insurance and allows you to rest Ohtani and Glasnow for the playoffs.
>>157182103based and /oro/pilled
>>157182082>Mike TroutHe is going in the hall even if he retired today.
>>157182098and better than Andruw Jones and Jeff Kent combined
wooo~ tucker is mad
>>157182082YesHe was the best player in baseball for several yearsHe will hit 500 home runs or get closeHe'll be around 25 WAR better than other hall of famers like Arenado
lol even Julio knows it’s fucking loud at dodger stadium, and it’s not because of the fans
/mlb/, can you give me your power so I can get a 95+ on my third organic chemistry exam?
>>157182103only an idiot believes this. america goes gaga for olympics swimming and gymnastics, but don't care for it the 46 next months. americans are stupid and will only pay attention to what the tv tells them to and the tv isn't touting mls or premier league
gn
>>157182103nope. I'll watch the sandlot on repeat before I watch one second of soccer.
>>157182120What?
TRADE KYLE FUCKER
>>157182121nigga you can pass with a 72, don't get fucking greedy
>>157182082No>b-but heckin greatest of his generationlol no just had a nice peak on a shit team
>>157182120gang wars?
>>157182127they’re thrashing the dodger stadium sound system on the mariners broadcast
Will trout be the first player to ever get into the HOF without winning a single playoff game?
>>157182121k
>>157182114his plug didnt show up earlier today
>>157182136Oh I gave up.
>>157182104Snell is almost ready. Glasnow says he's ready for rehab games now. Lauer has been a godsend, but we can probably get a nice return for him right now.
>>157182135Sore subject in Seattle rn tbqh
>>157182097Randy gives dogshit effort. I hate watching him every night. He is the worst LF in the league because he literally does not try on defense
>>157182136it's louder than fuck in real life. genuinely ribcage-rattling bullshit. even in the higher stands.
>>157182125gn buddy
>>157182090holy shit I remember this meme
>>157182136dodgers are playing 4d chess while everyone else is playing checkers
>>157182104>>157182145You fags talking strategy like it even matters is hilarious. Sell one, keep both, who cares! You couldn't lose if you tried.
>>157182141ty kindly>>157182129I need an A. it's a personal quest of the utmost importance. will you lend me your sword to slay the orgo dragon?
why do they call them the boys of summer?
>>157182103Tried watching MLS on many occasions over the last decade. It is a horrible product that will never outdraw baseball in this country
rbi doubletani
RBIdoubletani
>>157182162Named after the Don Henly song.
>>157182164>>157182165change your pants
GOATANI
Tucker would’ve slid into third right there
>>157182159I don't take any of this for granted. It was only a few seasons ago we had to pitch Laqnce Lynn in the playoffs.
rushing FAST
>>157182154>you are now realizing this kid is probably almost 30 now and probably posts here too
>>157182160why the hell do you need an A if you're not premed?
reminder: slurping off a billionaire is cringe
>>157182172SLEEP TIGHT, SHOWTIME!
>>157182169Hotel California?
>>157182178I fucking hate LeBron fans
>>157182178literally why i broke up with a swiftie in 2021
>>157182161I CAN SEE YOU YOUR BROWN SKIN SHINING IN THE SUNYOU GOT THE TOP PULLED DOWN AND THOSEWAYFARERS ON BABYI CAN TELLLLLYOU MY LOVE FOR YOU WILL STILL BE STRONG AFTER THE BOYS OF SUMMER HAVE GONE
>>157182103MLS is switching to a Fall-to-Spring schedule with a break during the Winter after this season to align with the FIFA calendar. It'll be NASCAR taking over the summer in 2027.
>>157182121\o/
>>157182174Yeah life is tough with all those back to back to back to back to back playoff appearance and golly one time this guy on the bench didn't cost 9 figures, fuck you.
>having fun watching the most expensive team beat the worst teamWeird feeling for sure
>>157181555My Rangers need to trade for Sale
>my Yankees (Go Yankees)>extra innings>awaygg White Sox.
I like when the organist plays the twin peaks theme
>>157182174remember when he gave up two homers in an elimination game and Dave didn't take him out only for him to give up two more homers?
alright ggs lads, going into meatings for the rest of the day
cubs lost that game
Mariners broadcast sound like a funeral
>>157182198remember to use protection
>>157182198cover your camera buddy
>>157182195I got a pair of twin peaks for you right here*unzips pants*
>dodgers 10 hits>mariners 1 hit
>>157182205Jollier than usual, enjoy it.
>>157182191right back at you, faggot. cry more like everything is a given and you all don't descend like jackals at every given opportunity.
>>157182199Nah bro PCA hit that homer. Remember? I took my pants off and ran down Clark St. I just got back, actually.
>>157182149Mexicans fucking love ultra loud stuff I used to play a lot of poker at my local casino. They had a bank of slot machines outside the poker room which were insanely loud. Like rock concert loud. I would cover my ears when I walked past them. Never once saw a non-Mexican playing those slots. The rest of the casino was a mix of every race all over, but not the hella loud slots
>>157182161named after Roger Kahn book about the doyers
>>157181555My pirates have a 35% chance to make the playoffs ):
>>157182192I'll say this much. As a Dodgers fan, I've never felt compelled to call anyone on our recent rosters a bum. Not when I watch us against our competition. This team is a joy to watch in comparison. It's teams like the Angels and the Mariners that are bums, especially with their owners refusing to develop their franchise further.
>>157182218Oh sorry, I only use invective like that against the Yanks, you confused me briefly.
>>157182195this but unironically
>>157182186based, especially since she's a shit human being on top of it
Dodger stadium uses focused speaker DEWs with infrasound pointed at opposing pitchers, causing them to become disoriented sometimes even causing premature bowel evacuation.
>>157182198you should shove your new baseball up your ass and see if anyone notices that something is amiss
>>157182103>America is going to watch soccerlol lmao
>>157182228it's a skeleton crew
>>157182205When /we/ don't hit home runs, /we/ lose. Simple as. This team is fundamentally bad at baseball
>>157182177how do you know I'm not premed?
it's called audio warfare, and every dodger opponent is losing the war
>>157182189bless you, anon. may your team bring up a pitcher who goes 6 cost-controlled years without any major injuries
>>157182226You have the Diamondbacks ahead of you, and they're going to sweep the Poodres.
>>157182195I also enjoy this and the music of Angelo Badalamenti
>>157182232bro this one had zero control of her THREE (3) dogs the first night i went to her place. how do you have three of the smartest mammals ever born and literally train them to do exactly one thing???
>>157182229winning is only ever a brief respite from the eternal condition of suffering that comes with fandom. even if the suffering is relative losing this season will feel especially brutal because of how ideal the conditions are.
>>157182236it's that or lady apehoop
>>157182224>I see the boys of summer in their ruin>Lay the gold tithings barren,>Setting no store by harvest, freeze the soils;>There in their heat the winter floods>Of frozen loves they fetch their girls,>And drown the cargoed apples in their tides.
luv luckswingluv handegg‘ate divegrass‘ate floorsqueaksimple as
is vesia an incel?
>>157182250>and literally train them to do exactly one thing???YJK
>>157182254Shut up faggot you're winning 3+ in a row and it'll be easier than ever.
>>157182243real premeds don't sweat ochem, they just bitch and moan about their parents or ethics classes
>>157182254Anon...you realize there are Mariners fans here right?
>>157182262what about iceboxing?
>>157182263He has a wife and would've had a child.
Wow, Monasterio took a 99 to the headGot right back up and went to first
>>157182263>>157182278The only thing more stillborn than Vesia's kid is the Mariners. Sadder too.
>>157182262for me its >baseball>heems>football>golf>college sports in that order
>>157182277Hockey? Only when they fight
>>157182265there are more obstacles now than there ever have been. don't act like there aren't. I think we have a better chance than anyone else, but nothing is guaranteed.>>157182275no one would root for any team if there wasn't even the faintest glimmer of hope.
>>157182263mike fetters was more intense and made a crazy face every time he threw it. they have so little footage on youtube
>>157182277>he called furrpuck "iceboxing"
>>157182287what about college iceboxing?
>>157182290>no one would root for any team if there wasn't even the faintest glimmer of hope.kek /we/ have zero hope
>>157182279When is Willson going to do something about the A's inuring all the Red Sox players?
PCA will have a <.600 OPS August- November, but the way he gets a DRS every time he wipes his ass will keep his WAR up there.
>>157182264they WERE all girl dogs, but now that i think about it...
>>157182291>no neck Fettersmy buddy used to cry watching that neck snap he did getting into the set position
>Balkkek
>>157182298
Kyle Tuckle booblehead night this Friday btw guys
>>157182290>no bro the tax for a $1.3 billion roster and the best free agents every offseason is higher than everWell it's a tough row to hoe, but I think those scrappy bootstrapping Dodgers can do it!!
>>157182310>he posted an invisible gif????
>>157182306my uncle just called him>mike FATTERS
>>157182284why are memeiner fans like this?just be happy with your seahawks
baybaw, then college handegg, then premier league, then pro handegg, then mls, then nhl, then everything else in a mire.
>>157182313>row to hoediamond dozen
Some of these Red Sox at bats are embarrassing. How did this team ever go on a 15 game winning streak?
>keep forgetting to delete my stupid name award
>>157182272oh idk about that. I'm in a class of 150 rn and I'm pretty sure everyone except me is some sort of pre-health/natural sciences. they're def sweatingbut yeah I'm not premed. I'm just taking it cuz I was a bio major before dropping out and I want to complete my degree with good grades before I apply to grad school in an unrelated area. right now I'm performing at an A- level, which is about top 24% of the class. I missed an A on both exams by a single question due to stupid mistakes. it's important to me to conquer ochem because I want to prove to myself that I'm capable of learning the hardest material even after many years of being out of school. and because you should achieve excellence in anything you devote such preciously limited time toso I ask again, anon - will you give me your power? I'll post my results next week around Thursday
>>157182317YOUR LIPSTICKHIS COLLARDON'T BOTHER, ANGELI KNOW EXACTLY WHAT GOES ON
>>157182329only an oldfag would do this
>doyerfag trying to wax poetic about how difficult it is to be a fan of the strongest dynasty in 3 generations you poor thing :(
>>157182301it's been a long time, but I know how comfy it can be to watch baseball without the stress that comes along with expectations>>157182313I'm grateful for what we have, and I don't rub anyone else's face in our shit unless they're going out of their way to be a dick. how differently do you think you'd be acting?
>>157182327they stopped putting the good players in the lineup for unknown reasons
>>157182326"tough row to hoe" is correct anon
S..o....x
>>157182337but enough about the 2014 giants
>>157182337he deserves to bask in victory if he's an OG fan and not a bandwagoner. the Dodgers sucked for a long time. Andrew Friedman and Magic Johnson et al. deserve a ton of credit for totally transforming the team
Holy shit get Jaren Duran off this team.
>cross on edman's belt
>>157182334WHEN EVERYTHING YOU’LL GET ISEVERYTHING THAT YOU WANTED, PRINCESS!
>>157182333checked your digits but your grad school intake will unfortunately depend much fucking more on how personable/asskissy you are during the process
>>157182362>>157182334somehow a more cuckold song than killers
Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, Nobody knows my sorrow....
>>157182354>if he's an OG fanlel
>>157182369yeah, i actually listened to it on the radio like a year ago. why did he do that? did someone make him?
>>157182369You’re such a sucker for a sweet talker
>>157182364I'm taking this as tacit support. your kindness is appreciated! :^)
>>157182373https://youtu.be/Edr2FI6b3yI
tanner scott bum status?
>>157182369how can a song about rejecting your unfaithful whore be a cuckold song? you might be thinking of self esteem by the offspring
>>157182333
>>157181555>mfw the Mariners sweep the Dodgers Btw this post will end in dubs and they will win tonight.If by chance it's trips then the Mariners will sweep the Dodgers in the World Series.
>>157182381do a little ground game on your interviewers. try to make it as subtle as possible and act surprised when your "interests" overlap with theirs
>>157182347you're right anon it must be tough stay strong
>>157182385#dicked
>>157182351>>157182326It's a doggy dog world out there.>>157182322Would the Mariners do better or worse with a subcontinental owner? At this point is there anything to lose?
>>157182333Shut up fag lmao
I'm in the Dodger bandwagon because my dad is. He may or may not be an Ohtani bandwagoner.
>>157182397that's good advice. I'm gonna keep that in the back pocket. thank you! >>157182395sorry you had to endure that brotha
>>157182396Mariners aren't hitting the required 4 home runs to win tonight
holy fuck teo what a catch
>>157182398wagmi :^)
based teo catch
>>157182404Your dad wears sandals in public
>>157182382been meaning to rewatch this
teo wasn't a bum tonight
>>157182408Yet. There are at least 6 outs left, that's only 3 potential GIDPs too which is nice to remember.
>>157182386>you could slit my throat>And with my one last gasping breath>I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt
>>157182407don't sweat it. my ex said her greatest regret was coming off as overconfident and thusly not eager
>>157182386>>157182379Brand New was the better band
Mariners and run support
>>157182347GOD it must be difficult having a $1.3 billion payroll and the number 42 retired in every stadium and the best player to ever exist and movie stars and the president all be on your side.I'm sorry bro, I didn't consider how difficult it would be not to ride a high horse with all that. (I kinda appreciate it a yank wouldn't be that circumspect)
yeah scott is a bum
That’s it! Loading it up!
>>157182424yeah that's the sardonic voice they were using. just like silver and grey. are you retarded?
Cole Young? More like Cole Short
holy FUCK /we/ scored on a base hit jerry please fuckin trade randy we all hate him
>>157182373Finally a good post from the Doyars.
>>157182428it's a delicate balance for sure. you want to be engaged and interested but not overeager/desperate. it's like dating I guess. like you said, it's subtly about making them feel like they're selling to you to some degree even though you're primarily selling to them
>>157182442frig off randy
>>157182429circa survive clears
>>157182226Jacob Gonzalez effect
>>157182347Masterful b8. Very well done anon
>>157182432>the best player to ever existthis might be the dumbest sporting narrative of the last 10 years. Ohtani is not the best player to ever exist. you are a mindless drone being force fed and regurgitating hyper-capitalist narratives
>>157182448incredibly based post
>>157182443you must be old if you got that reference
>>157182442I'm not watching just tell me if someone ties it so I can be humbled by the genny for despairing more than normal.
>tfw you're old enough to remember the joke>Why do they call them the dodgers>Because they always dodge the postseason!
>>157182457Recess my nigga
IT'S EDWIN DIAZ WARMING UPTHE STRENGTH AND BRAVERY OF A CHICKEN FIGHTER
>>157182432>>157182451I'll wear the bandwagon/front runner label since things are going well. props and sympathy go out to all the long-suffering real ones out there, but words are all I can really offer.
>kyle sucker
/sp/ can't have their cake and eat it too. Remember all the years of mocking the dodgers as the world's most choking team in history? When they blew that 3-0 lead against Atlanta? When Kershaw had multiple entries? The list goes on and on but now you try to pretend all that didn't exist and play victim to a super that only has won in the last 2 years despite the last 15 of choking and nonstop mockery during it?Really makes you think doesn't it?
>>157182121Fuck off
>>157182468Now you're overdoing it. Less is more
>>157182434do it. he probably cost some poor degenerate a -3.5 run line.
>>157182462kek
>Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, Nobody knows my sorrow....
>>157182452You gave him seven hundred million dollars and have won the world series every year since. His contract, at close to a billion dollars, is so team friendly virtually every club would take it on.
>>157182471i still can't believe they lost to arizona
>>157182459I asked my dad if he hated the astros because of 2017 and he said he hated them because they were rivals in the 80s
>>157182471Go 18-0 and lose the Super Bowl. Then you'll know what pain is
>>157182479give it 6 months, it won't be "team friendly", it's going to handcuff the doyers for a decade
>>157182471>>157182468I'm just going to go ahead and say it.The Dodgers twopeat (about to be threepeat this year) is karma for all the times /MLB/ general spammed "Multiple entries".You reap what you sow.
ggs AngelsWe’re .500 for the first time since we were 6-6
>>157182452no no nohe might be the best ATHLETE ever in general
>>157182473but I actually mean it. we're allowed small intervals of sincerity even here.
>>157182493>pic unrelated
>>157182493you serious? dodgers got cheated out of one and then they lost again the next year to the mookie red socks
HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>>157182495Does this mean the Yankees are going to win the World Series because I've now seen cum shitter spammed more times than multiple entries?
>>157182448*mogs chud new and circa*circa had a good 3 album run and everything after that was absolute dog shit
>>157182484based. early 80's rivalry with the Astros was way more intense because they were a division rival.
>>157182494After they've had the most dominant run in a generation, and counting. Everyone knows that much money will be worth nothing in 8 years when it starts coming due.
>>157182505HOLY KEK HERE WE GO
>>157182493Which was worse? 18-1, or...
You think we're bad now, just wait until this team gets gutted in a few days.GG Astros
You guys just don't understand. I don't blame you. There is nothing more difficult than being a Dodgers fan (lifelong since 2020 btw)
The trumpets! THE TRUMPETS!
>>157182507forgot pic
the whole production of tloses coming in with the lights and the trumpets is lame
>>157182506>I've now seen cum shitter spammed more times than multiple entries?Actually according to the archives>"cum shitter" 35,000 results>"Multiple entries" 270,000 results
>>157182505>no baboon trumpeteernow we're really back!
>>157182493I worked security at this game, they cut off alcohol sales at the end of the 3rd quarter. There were falcon fags begging for a beer in the 4th to drown the pain. There were so many fights between falcon fags on the concourse post game, probably had 50 arrests just that evening for fighting and disorderly conduct
>>157182520as long as it isn't that one bitch playing it
wtf was that Nao Jinguji in the doyers crowd right before the edwin diaz transition?
I'll tune back in to see Mariners legend Edwin Diaz, but then I'll kill myself :)
This Met double agent scares me.
My stros are back :)
>>157182516the answer is clear
>>15718251618-1 might suck ass in the moment but at least the pats won 3 rings after thatFalcons have been shit besides one wild card win against an upstart rams team since 28-3
>>157182524*edloses
>>157182504doyers were cheating in 2017 and 2018, it's well documented they were also stealing signs via binoculars and walkie talkies directly to the base coaches
>>157182494>Imagine thinking there will be a salary cap. >Imagine thinking there will be a salary cap that doesn’t grandfather in existing contracts. Dodgers broke people so bad that they’re praying for an imaginary salary cap and I’m here for it.
>>157182525how fucking unhinged was this thread back then?!
>>157182547bearyposter on steroids
players would never be for a salary cap. that's just pussy liberal thinking
>>157182507different genre retard. mid-2000s post and emo is its own ecosystem. de-loused in the comatorium gets better and better with each passing decade.
>>157182542>defending billionairesyou've officially lost the thread
>>157182547I look like this when I post bearies
>>157182550cap is ancap libertarian ownie philosophy, chud
Cal misses center cut fastballs almost every AB
>>157182547Well...
>>157182530Am I gooned out or is this her
>dumper is hitting .165>dumper has lost 65% of his abs challengesyikes
cum shitter shits cum
>>157182557just as gay
>>157182559>sbased
gg doyars, you guys are good and not so bad, sorry for taking it out in you>>157182558it's better than it has been, I guess
>edlose
>>157182557just as based
Diaz, you fucking faggot. this isn't what you were brought here to do.
bakespie pls
>>157182540I like how assho fans now think the dodgers were the ones who cheated them
This Diaz guy sucks why did he get a hero's entrance?
>>edLose
>>157182563he is a liability
gg marinerdssee you tomorrow
>>157182577you lost
Doyers won that gamegg ms cya tomorrow
>>157182563the sad thing is that's not even the worst average on the team
>>157182562my future wife...
>>157182577the trashcan cries out in pain as it cheats you
Sacramextra Innings!
cum shitter kek
>>157182582Wrong
>LOCAL MOOSE FOUND DEAD
>>157182507>>157182522That’s funny, I only ever listen to Circa Survive’s first three lol. Found Blue Sky Noise LP just a couple weeks ago.
I really hate this team. I wish Cal never hit 60 last year, it would just be a normal losing season forever and ever again instead of a disappointment. I was young for the 1996 and 2002 teams, but this still seems worse than both.
don't reply to astromiguel
>>157182597>>157182597
Man diaz sucks, why did he get such a big contract?
>extra innings against the a'sEmbarrassing
>>157182589>>157182593see >>157182582
>>157182547>He wasn’t here for ERG…
the cockfighting ring iz like my second home manggg. the chikon strong. he just like me when we winning the 4-1 and i come in 9 inning and i give up 1 run but close out strong. edwin SHOOGAR, baby-EDWIN DIAZ
Look at that mountainLook at those treesLook at that BUM over there, man, he's down on his knees
At least we have the Seahawks
>>157182606And barely doing it
>>157182354>if he's an OG fan and not a bandwagonerSo literally no one on Earth.
